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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,702 --> 00:00:04,105 (jim) Every story has a beginning. 2 00:00:04,105 --> 00:00:06,637 We were just An ordinary family until... (man) hold on! 3 00:00:06,637 --> 00:00:09,040 (j.J.) oh, my god! (grunts) 4 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:11,011 Something extraordinary Has happened. 5 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,013 (george) you can jump Just over a quarter mile, 6 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,116 Can lift 11,000 pounds. (whoosh) 7 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:17,048 (stephanie) I'm fast. 8 00:00:17,048 --> 00:00:19,019 (daphne) I can hear people's thoughts. 9 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:22,022 (j.J.) I've got, like, This super-brain. I can finally Make a difference. 10 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,225 (dayton) with your new access to Dr. Powell, you should be able 11 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:28,559 To learn exactly what She's been keeping from you. You've been trying to read My mind, haven't you? 12 00:00:28,559 --> 00:00:31,502 (crying) I won't tell anybody What I saw! I know you won't. 13 00:00:31,502 --> 00:00:35,206 You don't seem to remember Anything that's happened. 14 00:00:35,206 --> 00:00:38,409 Daphne, you don't remember About the plane crash? 15 00:00:38,409 --> 00:00:41,112 Brazil? Our superpowers? 16 00:00:41,112 --> 00:00:43,344 Superpowers? 17 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:46,647 Look, I'm sure there's a simple Psychological explanation 18 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:50,081 For her gap in knowledge. (j.J.) god, this is Such a waste of time. 19 00:00:50,081 --> 00:00:54,255 Why don't we just show her What we can do already? 20 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:55,826 All right. Uh... 21 00:00:57,588 --> 00:00:59,490 Hold on. 22 00:00:59,490 --> 00:01:01,262 Oh! 23 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:04,435 Oh. Uh, oh! Okay. Okay. Put me down now, please. 24 00:01:04,435 --> 00:01:07,098 Please. 25 00:01:07,098 --> 00:01:10,171 That's not gonna do it, hon. Wait right here. 26 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:12,403 (whoosh) 27 00:01:12,403 --> 00:01:14,405 Uh, here's water, In case you're thirsty. 28 00:01:14,405 --> 00:01:17,077 I know you're struggling To reconcile cognitive reality 29 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,480 With the illogical supposition That our family has 30 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:23,114 Metamorphosed into--for lack Of a less-familiar trope-- 31 00:01:23,114 --> 00:01:24,815 Superheroes. You, too? 32 00:01:24,815 --> 00:01:26,857 I have my moments. 33 00:01:26,857 --> 00:01:30,161 Listen, daphne, you... You have a superpower, too-- 34 00:01:30,161 --> 00:01:32,323 A really amazing one. 35 00:01:32,323 --> 00:01:35,696 Yeah, I have an idea. Here. Give me your hands. 36 00:01:37,768 --> 00:01:39,470 Come here. 37 00:01:47,538 --> 00:01:49,180 Do it. 38 00:01:51,282 --> 00:01:52,883 (whoosh) 39 00:01:57,248 --> 00:01:59,250 (whoosh) 40 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:08,199 Oh, my god. 41 00:02:08,199 --> 00:02:10,831 I have superpowers. 42 00:02:13,864 --> 00:02:17,238 (george) jim, it's your Friendly neighborhood sidekick, 43 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:19,310 And I got news for you. 44 00:02:19,310 --> 00:02:21,742 Listen, a painting Got stolen last night 45 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:25,246 From The lindenberg museum of art. Last night? Why didn't You tell me about it sooner, 46 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:30,321 Like, I don't know, while The heist was in progress? 'cause I didn't know about it Till the guy got away. 47 00:02:30,321 --> 00:02:32,623 I don't get it. The piece This guy stole looks like 48 00:02:32,623 --> 00:02:36,927 My nephew finger-painted it Before he took his nap. Well, why are you telling me About this now? 49 00:02:36,927 --> 00:02:39,890 Because I ran a search On the price tag of this thing. 50 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:42,233 They're estimating the value To be $8 million. 51 00:02:42,233 --> 00:02:45,336 That's the kind of numbers A superhero like yourself 52 00:02:45,336 --> 00:02:46,837 Should be aware of. 53 00:02:51,602 --> 00:02:55,206 Stay behind the yellow lines. I told you a thousand times. Gotta go, george. 54 00:02:56,947 --> 00:02:59,210 (brakes squeal) 55 00:02:59,210 --> 00:03:01,382 (grunts) 56 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:03,584 Oh, you just saved my life. 57 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:06,517 Are you all right? Yeah. Areyouall right? 58 00:03:06,517 --> 00:03:08,689 Yeah, I'm fine. What's your name? 59 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:11,762 Doesn't matter. As long as you're okay... No, look, look, look. When I tell my wife 60 00:03:11,762 --> 00:03:13,894 What happened to me today, She's gonna wanna know 61 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:17,328 The name of the man Who saved my life. (sighs) 62 00:03:17,328 --> 00:03:19,700 Please. Jim. Jim powell. 63 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,533 Jim, I'm dave cotten. Thank you so much. 64 00:03:22,533 --> 00:03:24,705 It's fine. 65 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:28,309 (siren wails) And so daphne downloaded A host of extrasensory images, 66 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:30,411 And now she's Completely caught up. 67 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:31,942 Okay, that's fascinating. 68 00:03:31,942 --> 00:03:34,214 I attribute it to the stress Of the past couple months 69 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,747 Coupled with the natural Hormonal imbalance 70 00:03:36,747 --> 00:03:38,619 Of a teenaged girl. 71 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:41,552 Uh, I can relate, And I'm practically an adult. 72 00:03:41,552 --> 00:03:45,296 Uh, katie, what do you mean, "Practically"? 73 00:03:45,296 --> 00:03:48,929 I'm just not sure That I technically qualify. 74 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:52,463 What? Okay, so have you ever Had somebody look at you, 75 00:03:52,463 --> 00:03:55,366 And it's like they are Looking directly 76 00:03:55,366 --> 00:03:57,368 Into your prefrontal cortex? 77 00:03:57,368 --> 00:03:59,670 Oh, katie, you're in love. 78 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:01,842 That's a valid diagnosis. 79 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:04,375 I do have All of the classic symptoms-- 80 00:04:04,375 --> 00:04:06,317 Anxiety, uneasiness, dread. 81 00:04:06,317 --> 00:04:08,319 Well, that's not How you're supposed to feel 82 00:04:08,319 --> 00:04:11,322 When you're in love. Well, in my case, it is, because Love leads to commitment, 83 00:04:11,322 --> 00:04:13,324 And commitment leads To intimacy, 84 00:04:13,324 --> 00:04:15,356 And intimacy... 85 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:19,990 Has... Proven to be somewhat Unchartered territory. 86 00:04:23,394 --> 00:04:26,637 Katie, are you saying That you're still a-- 87 00:04:26,637 --> 00:04:28,399 (gulps) 88 00:04:28,399 --> 00:04:31,642 (whispering) okay, So back in high school, 89 00:04:31,642 --> 00:04:34,645 I decided that I was gonna Wait forthe one, 90 00:04:34,645 --> 00:04:36,907 Like morpheus waited for neo In "The matrix," 91 00:04:36,907 --> 00:04:39,980 But with sexual relations. I waited so long for him, 92 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,282 That at some point, I just... 93 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,015 Never quite stopped waiting, 94 00:04:45,015 --> 00:04:49,390 And I'm not really sure How to explain that to joshua. 95 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:52,393 Look, I'm sure if he feels The same way about you, 96 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:54,294 He won't care a bit. 97 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,367 (doorbell rings, Dog barking in distance) 98 00:04:56,367 --> 00:04:58,298 Uh, you guys relax. I'll get it. 99 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,771 (man speaking indistinctly On tv) 100 00:05:00,771 --> 00:05:04,074 Hold on. I'm coming. (sighs) 101 00:05:04,074 --> 00:05:06,337 Jim. Dave? 102 00:05:06,337 --> 00:05:07,307 Oh! 103 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,410 Uh, oh! Thank you so much! 104 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:12,513 It's really okay. I-I really didn't do anything. 105 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:15,816 Oh, I told you he'd say that. This is my wife michelle. Hi. 106 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,819 And our children chloe and troy. Come on in. 107 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,352 (dave) oh, they really wanted To meet you. 108 00:05:21,352 --> 00:05:23,654 Um... Oh, hi. I'm--I'm dave. 109 00:05:23,654 --> 00:05:25,796 (door closes) Hi. 110 00:05:25,796 --> 00:05:28,599 Sorry for interrupting Your family's evening. And this is my family. 111 00:05:28,599 --> 00:05:31,502 Uh, this is my wife stephanie, Um, daphne, and j.J. 112 00:05:31,502 --> 00:05:34,405 You must be so proud of him. (chuckles) 113 00:05:34,405 --> 00:05:37,468 We are. We just don't know Why you are. (chuckles) 114 00:05:37,468 --> 00:05:39,370 What, you didn't tell her? 115 00:05:39,370 --> 00:05:41,472 Heroicandhumble. 116 00:05:41,472 --> 00:05:43,474 You'd think you save Somebody's life every day. 117 00:05:43,474 --> 00:05:46,116 (laughs) "Every day" Would be an exaggeration. 118 00:05:46,116 --> 00:05:48,118 Listen, I'm not very good At cooking, 119 00:05:48,118 --> 00:05:50,120 But I'm very good at eating, 120 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,023 And dave here can grill The hell out of anything. 121 00:05:53,023 --> 00:05:55,686 We would love it if you would All come to our house tomorrow 122 00:05:55,686 --> 00:05:58,529 For a barbecue. Please. It is the least that we can do 123 00:05:58,529 --> 00:06:01,392 To thank the man who saved My husband's life. Oh, that's really kind of you, 124 00:06:01,392 --> 00:06:05,436 But unfortunately, We're gonna have to say-- Of course. We would love to. 125 00:06:05,436 --> 00:06:08,439 What were you thinking? We can't Have dinner with these people. 126 00:06:08,439 --> 00:06:11,642 Why not? Look, ever since We got these powers, 127 00:06:11,642 --> 00:06:13,604 We don't hang out With other families. 128 00:06:13,604 --> 00:06:15,606 All we do is Isolate ourselves. 129 00:06:15,606 --> 00:06:17,107 We spend our evenings 130 00:06:17,107 --> 00:06:19,610 Having hushed conversations About supervillains 131 00:06:19,610 --> 00:06:21,612 And trading Comic book references 132 00:06:21,612 --> 00:06:23,814 With george and katie. 133 00:06:23,814 --> 00:06:25,816 Wouldn't it be nice, For one night, 134 00:06:25,816 --> 00:06:28,819 To spend it as a normal family, Witha normal family, 135 00:06:28,819 --> 00:06:32,523 Doing the things That normal families do? What if they ask Normal questions, 136 00:06:32,523 --> 00:06:35,065 Like, how did you dent the bus And not the other way around? 137 00:06:35,065 --> 00:06:37,598 (sighs) then we just laugh At the crazy notion 138 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:40,100 Of a man being more powerful Than a bus, 139 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,503 Just like we would have Three months ago. 140 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,635 (cell phone rings) 141 00:06:44,635 --> 00:06:47,438 Hello, george. Remember when you told me To call you 142 00:06:47,438 --> 00:06:49,940 The next time one of those Paintings were being stolen? 143 00:06:49,940 --> 00:06:52,513 Consider this that call. 144 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:55,616 Silent alarm was tripped. County museum. Now. 145 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:58,088 (siren wailing in distance) 146 00:07:18,168 --> 00:07:21,942 Put the painting down And no one will get hurt. 147 00:07:26,917 --> 00:07:28,479 (coughs) 148 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,955 ♪♪♪ 149 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,841 (lowered voice) This guy was a total pro. 150 00:07:50,841 --> 00:07:54,805 He was like james bond. That analogy doesn't work. Bond was a good guy. 151 00:07:54,805 --> 00:07:57,107 But at least... At least you stopped him 152 00:07:57,107 --> 00:08:00,210 From stealing A really expensive painting. Not before I let him get away. 153 00:08:00,210 --> 00:08:03,213 But the cops lifted A boot print from the scene. 154 00:08:03,213 --> 00:08:06,486 As soon as you clock out of Here, we can go check that out. Oh, I can't do it. 155 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,689 The guy I saved From the bus yesterday-- 156 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:11,892 He invited me and my family Over for a barbecue. 157 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:14,895 Kind of a thank-you thing. Wait. You're choosing Burgers in the suburbs 158 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:18,569 Over fighting The bad-guy version of bond? 159 00:08:18,569 --> 00:08:20,701 Where are your priorities? 160 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:24,504 So what do you think, The 4th or the 16th? Huh? 161 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,036 (whoosh) 162 00:08:26,036 --> 00:08:27,978 Uh... 163 00:08:27,978 --> 00:08:30,210 They both... Had good qualities. 164 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:32,512 It's not like you have to Impress these people. 165 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,985 I... I already saved The guy's life. 166 00:08:34,985 --> 00:08:38,749 Look, I know. No, it's just-- There's something about michelle 167 00:08:38,749 --> 00:08:40,751 That I felt like I could relate to. 168 00:08:40,751 --> 00:08:43,654 It just feels like a long time Since I've had 169 00:08:43,654 --> 00:08:46,827 Someone to hang out with That's like me. 170 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:49,600 (whoosh) Okay, okay. I get it. 171 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:53,163 Would you relax? You look beautiful. (sighs) thank you. 172 00:08:59,610 --> 00:09:00,811 Uh, honey? 173 00:09:00,811 --> 00:09:03,944 Have you seen my journal? You know, the red leather one? 174 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:07,618 The one that I write everything Down in about our powers? 175 00:09:07,618 --> 00:09:09,149 Honey, stop worrying. 176 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:12,082 Something like that doesn't Just get up and walk away, 177 00:09:12,082 --> 00:09:13,253 No. 178 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:15,255 (katie) sorry it took so long, 179 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:18,689 Can I get you another? What did You call that drink again? 180 00:09:18,689 --> 00:09:20,761 This is The most popular cocktail 181 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,863 At the "Star wars" cantina. 182 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:24,865 On tatooine, 183 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:27,638 It is pronounced "Doka-bo." 184 00:09:27,638 --> 00:09:28,999 What? 185 00:09:28,999 --> 00:09:32,172 It's just you, how funny And beautiful you are. 186 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,744 (chuckles) 187 00:09:33,744 --> 00:09:36,106 What you bring to my life, Katie. 188 00:09:36,106 --> 00:09:39,179 I can't believe how much it's Changed since you fell into it. 189 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,712 I'm so lucky To have found you. 190 00:09:41,712 --> 00:09:43,954 Mm. 191 00:09:45,616 --> 00:09:47,057 Um... Hmm? 192 00:09:47,057 --> 00:09:49,690 Joshua, I need to talk To you about something. 193 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:52,623 All right. But it's kind of A tricky topic. 194 00:09:52,623 --> 00:09:55,365 You can tell me anything. 195 00:09:55,365 --> 00:09:58,899 Can I? Because I have A tendency to overshare, 196 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,901 And it can sometimes Be off-putting 197 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,603 To those I seek intercourse With--discourse with. 198 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,976 (chuckles) katie, What are you trying to say? 199 00:10:05,976 --> 00:10:08,909 Um... (sighs) okay. 200 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:11,712 The truth is... 201 00:10:13,343 --> 00:10:16,787 That this drink Originated in alderaan, 202 00:10:16,787 --> 00:10:18,048 Not tatooine, 203 00:10:18,048 --> 00:10:20,190 And it's a little-known fact. 204 00:10:22,392 --> 00:10:24,154 (birds chirping) 205 00:10:24,154 --> 00:10:27,157 We are so glad that you And your family could join us. 206 00:10:27,157 --> 00:10:29,199 Oh, me, too. 207 00:10:29,199 --> 00:10:33,764 We've been kinda stuck In our own little groove lately. Dave's job keeps us moving. 208 00:10:33,764 --> 00:10:36,236 First boston, then seattle, And now here. 209 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,839 Sometimes I feel like I'm missing out on friendships 210 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,271 'cause life Is moving so fast. 211 00:10:41,271 --> 00:10:44,945 (sighs) I completely understand. Sometimes you need Someone to talk to 212 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:48,018 Besidesyour kids And your husband. Mm.Aboutyour kids And your husband. 213 00:10:48,018 --> 00:10:49,820 Right. (chuckles) (chuckles) 214 00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:51,651 I think we're gonna need Some more charcoal. 215 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,125 (sighs) Here. Let me. 216 00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:57,728 Oh, jim, you're my guest. You don't have to. 217 00:10:57,728 --> 00:10:59,790 It's no problem, really. 218 00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:02,192 Whoa! (chuckles) Hey, you buy in bulk, don't you? 219 00:11:02,192 --> 00:11:05,195 These things were a lot lighter When I was younger. 220 00:11:05,195 --> 00:11:08,368 Yeah. (chuckles) yeah, come on. I just need a little bit. Got it? 221 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,440 (grunts) Hey, sweet watch. 222 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:13,373 Oh, it's my birthday present From michelle last year. 223 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:17,177 I asked her not to tell me How much she paid for it. Hey, do you play? 224 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,179 Oh, you know, used to, Not much anymore. 225 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,181 I'm busy setting up systems. 226 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,715 Yeah, when I was in art school, I was in a band. Really? What kind of music? 227 00:11:24,715 --> 00:11:27,758 Oh, it was a... 228 00:11:27,758 --> 00:11:30,690 Hair band. No. (laughing) 229 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,763 Yeah. (laughs) 230 00:11:32,763 --> 00:11:35,365 Swiss psychologist carl jung Believes that intuition is 231 00:11:35,365 --> 00:11:38,799 Simply explained as perception Via the unconscious mind. 232 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:42,232 That's a very bright boy You have there. 233 00:11:42,232 --> 00:11:44,775 Hey, hey. Um, a big day 234 00:11:44,775 --> 00:11:47,207 For chloe and troy tomorrow-- Starting high school, right? 235 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,210 Yeah, you know, we always hate To do that to them 236 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,744 Every time we move, but they Always seem to adjust. (under breath) Speak for yourself. 237 00:11:53,744 --> 00:11:57,848 (thinking) daphne, You and j.J. Need to offer 238 00:11:57,848 --> 00:12:01,051 To show chloe and troy Around the school. 239 00:12:01,051 --> 00:12:03,794 Daphne nicole, Do you hear me? 240 00:12:03,794 --> 00:12:04,825 (whoosh) 241 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,327 You know, if you want, 242 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,460 J.J. And I can show you Around the school tomorrow. 243 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:11,501 Yeah. 244 00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:14,765 Cool. (michelle) that is so nice. 245 00:12:14,765 --> 00:12:17,137 Hey, how about a toast? (michelle) mm. 246 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,169 Here's to new friendships. 247 00:12:19,169 --> 00:12:21,471 (all) new friendships. (clinking) 248 00:12:21,471 --> 00:12:24,444 (daphne) okay, break it down Any way you want. 249 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,247 Everybody fits into Your basic social archetypes. 250 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,981 You have your jocks And your geeks and... Thank you. 251 00:12:30,981 --> 00:12:34,484 (whoosh) (thinking) why are you Going to my table? 252 00:12:34,484 --> 00:12:36,787 And the girl who thinks She owns the school. 253 00:12:36,787 --> 00:12:40,460 So basically it's the same As every other high school 254 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,934 I've gone to. Oh, I wouldn't sit At bailey's table. 255 00:12:43,934 --> 00:12:46,797 One thing that I've learned From moving around so much-- 256 00:12:46,797 --> 00:12:49,339 I don't give a crap what Other people think about me. Mm. 257 00:12:49,339 --> 00:12:51,802 Bailey browning-- 258 00:12:51,802 --> 00:12:54,004 Your current and next Student council president. 259 00:12:54,004 --> 00:12:56,977 And this is my table. Oh, my god. I'm so sorry. 260 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,980 I had no idea I was sitting At the president's table. 261 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:03,053 Guess you also won the election For being the biggest bitch 262 00:13:03,053 --> 00:13:05,315 In school. (laughter) 263 00:13:05,315 --> 00:13:06,817 (scoffs) 264 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,923 Who would electher For president? 265 00:13:12,923 --> 00:13:15,966 Oh, they don't. Not really. She just runs unopposed, 266 00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:18,268 Because nobody wants To go up against her. 267 00:13:18,268 --> 00:13:21,471 You seem like you know how Everyone feels around here. 268 00:13:21,471 --> 00:13:22,973 Youshould run. Me? 269 00:13:22,973 --> 00:13:25,936 Half of politics is knowing What the people want to hear, 270 00:13:25,936 --> 00:13:27,938 And you've totally got That part down. 271 00:13:27,938 --> 00:13:29,940 Come on. What's the worst That could happen? 272 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:32,212 Bailey and her friends could Make my life miserable. 273 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,544 Which is different From today how? 274 00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:37,547 Look, you never know What's gonna happen 275 00:13:37,547 --> 00:13:40,550 From one day to the next, So you've gotta ask yourself, 276 00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:43,823 Is today the day youthought About doing something... 277 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,496 Or the day You did something? 278 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,130 The chem lab's pretty cool, 279 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:53,833 Although I was kinda hoping You'd know some girls. 280 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,007 Hey, natalie! You wanna meet a cool girl? 281 00:13:57,007 --> 00:13:59,139 Hey, nat. This is troy. He's new. 282 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,371 'sup? 283 00:14:01,371 --> 00:14:04,844 I, uh, gotta get to class. 284 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,047 Uh, bye, j.J., 285 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,320 And, troy, nice to meet you. 286 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,383 She's hot. 287 00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:16,256 She's kinda my girlfriend. 288 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,528 Yeah? 289 00:14:18,528 --> 00:14:20,931 Well, not exactly, But we kissed one time, 290 00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:23,163 And since then, I don't know. 291 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,495 It's like She barely notices me. 292 00:14:25,495 --> 00:14:29,439 You're a nice guy, j.J., But, um, that's your problem. 293 00:14:29,439 --> 00:14:31,942 Girls want a bad boy. 294 00:14:31,942 --> 00:14:34,044 No. Natalie's smart. She's not like that. 295 00:14:34,044 --> 00:14:37,247 Sheislike that. You wanna know why? 296 00:14:37,247 --> 00:14:40,250 'cause she's a girl. Doesn't matter how smart she is. 297 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,552 Catch you later. 298 00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:46,086 (bell rings) 299 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,188 (stephanie) I had so much fun With the cottens. 300 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:51,591 Yeah. (chuckles) it was nice to Hang out with a normal family. You know, she called 301 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,594 And asked if I wanted to have A drink tomorrow night. 302 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,597 I was so glad To hear from her. Steph, are you sure That's smart? 303 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,629 I mean, as we get closer To people, 304 00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:01,901 It's only gonna make things More complicated. 305 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,904 It's not complicated. She's just a wife and a mom... 306 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,436 ...Just like me. 307 00:15:06,436 --> 00:15:07,938 Oh. Thank you. 308 00:15:07,938 --> 00:15:12,082 Can I get you Some more wine? Please. Yes. Thank you. 309 00:15:12,082 --> 00:15:13,543 (grunts) 310 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,517 (door opens) 311 00:15:39,009 --> 00:15:41,641 (door creaks) 312 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,144 Um, so, I had A really good time tonight. 313 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,977 Good. 314 00:15:46,977 --> 00:15:50,020 (laughs) I don't do this very often. 315 00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:52,152 Stand awkwardly In the doorway? 316 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,654 No. I do quite a bit Of that, actually. 317 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,157 Um, it's the post-date part Of the thing 318 00:15:57,157 --> 00:16:00,160 That I don't have oodles Of experience in. (chuckles) 319 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,661 Um... 320 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:04,634 Well, I think this is The part of the evening 321 00:16:04,634 --> 00:16:07,637 Where I should invite you In for a drink maybe. (chuckles) okay. 322 00:16:07,637 --> 00:16:10,000 Yeah? Okay. 323 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,242 Okay. (sighs) 324 00:16:12,242 --> 00:16:15,475 Okay, so, uh, I think 325 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:19,109 That I have got, um, some... 326 00:16:19,109 --> 00:16:20,610 Juice boxes, so-- 327 00:16:20,610 --> 00:16:23,483 Oh. Okay. Mm. 328 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,755 Mm. 329 00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:27,757 Mmm. 330 00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:31,621 Mm. Okay. 331 00:16:31,621 --> 00:16:33,123 Um, before we do 332 00:16:33,123 --> 00:16:35,625 What it is that I think We're gonna do, 333 00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:38,098 Um, you should know that 334 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:42,102 You're about to boldly go Where no man has gone before. 335 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,104 (chuckles) what? 336 00:16:46,336 --> 00:16:49,008 I'm a virgin. 337 00:16:51,181 --> 00:16:52,682 Okay. 338 00:16:52,682 --> 00:16:56,186 I've totally freaked You out now, haven't I? 339 00:16:56,186 --> 00:16:59,149 No, it's... 340 00:16:59,149 --> 00:17:01,521 I should--I should go. 341 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,424 (mouths word) 342 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:07,427 (panting) 343 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,302 (door closes) 344 00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:20,140 Look at you, getting out there, Making new friends. (chuckles) I know. 345 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:23,143 It's been a long time Since we've met a couple 346 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,646 Where we like both The husband and the wife. Hasn't been that long. You guys liked me and hannah. 347 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,549 You didn't like Me and hannah? (chuckles) 348 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,282 Youdidn't like you and hannah. That's why you got divorced. 349 00:17:32,282 --> 00:17:34,084 I'm just saying, 350 00:17:34,084 --> 00:17:37,087 It's nice to meet people where We can talk about normal stuff. 351 00:17:37,087 --> 00:17:40,090 No offense to you. It's just, When we get together, 352 00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:42,832 It's all, "Robbery" this And "Super" that. 353 00:17:42,832 --> 00:17:45,335 That is not true. We talk about other things. 354 00:17:45,335 --> 00:17:49,199 Okay. What did you come To talk to me about today? 355 00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:50,600 The art heist. 356 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,103 Check this out. In the last two years, 357 00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:56,506 Master thieves have also hit Museums in boston and seattle. 358 00:17:56,506 --> 00:17:58,508 Boston and seattle? Yeah. Why? 359 00:17:58,508 --> 00:18:01,581 Uh, nothing. It's just that Before the cottens lived here, 360 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,083 They lived in boston, And before that, in-- 361 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,086 Seattle? And you don't think-- 362 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,088 No, I don't think. Why not? 363 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,090 Well, Because dave's a normal guy. 364 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,223 So were you once! Maybe you're just too invested 365 00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:16,226 In the guy as a friend To look at him objectively. 366 00:18:16,226 --> 00:18:18,728 I'm not too invested In dave. Really? 367 00:18:18,728 --> 00:18:21,731 You saved the guy's life. You played drums in his garage. 368 00:18:21,731 --> 00:18:24,734 Your wives are going out For drinks later tonight. (sighs) 369 00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:27,737 You guys are a bowl and some Bee gees away from a key party. George. 370 00:18:27,737 --> 00:18:29,739 Look, I'm not saying He's the guy. 371 00:18:29,739 --> 00:18:32,111 I'm just saying that Maybe we should look at-- 372 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,414 You know, Keep an eye on him. 373 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,287 In the meantime, you need To patrol that museum. For what? Whoever the thief is, He's already tried and failed. 374 00:18:37,287 --> 00:18:40,290 No, no, no. When you get To this level of money, 375 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:43,293 These guys are on contract. The piece is presold to a buyer. 376 00:18:43,293 --> 00:18:46,296 The thief's not gonna walk away From this kind of cash. 377 00:18:46,296 --> 00:18:48,158 The guy is Gonna strike again, 378 00:18:48,158 --> 00:18:50,300 And when he does, You need to be ready. 379 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,632 (indistinct conversations) 380 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,133 Oh, yeah. (chuckles) 381 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,635 (chuckles) 382 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,136 That's awesome. 383 00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,270 Hey, guys. Am I interrupting? 384 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:03,273 What do you mean? He thinks I'm hitting on you. 385 00:19:03,273 --> 00:19:05,675 That is what you mean, isn't it? 386 00:19:05,675 --> 00:19:08,378 Well, That's kinda how it looks. 387 00:19:08,378 --> 00:19:11,881 No, he was just saying hi. He said hi to me earlier, Except without touching my hair 388 00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:15,655 Or whispering in my ear. Are you saying you wish I had done that to you? 389 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,188 (lowered voice) come on, dude. What are you doing? 390 00:19:18,188 --> 00:19:20,360 I know What I wastryingto do... 391 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,493 Until you walked up. 392 00:19:23,493 --> 00:19:25,865 I can take care of myself, J.J. (scoffs) 393 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:29,699 If you keep dating him, You're gonna have to. (scoffs) 394 00:19:29,699 --> 00:19:33,503 (normal voice) Just back off, troy, please? 395 00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:35,845 I could, or... 396 00:19:35,845 --> 00:19:38,578 You could man up And try to make me. 397 00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:45,184 Yeah, That's what I thought. 398 00:19:47,357 --> 00:19:51,761 (whooshing) 399 00:19:51,761 --> 00:19:53,363 (grunts) 400 00:19:53,363 --> 00:19:56,396 (students) ohh! 401 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,268 (chuckles) 402 00:19:58,268 --> 00:20:01,200 (whistles) 403 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,574 (laughs) oh. Oh, god. I think I'm drunk. 404 00:20:04,574 --> 00:20:06,276 (laughs) finally. 405 00:20:06,276 --> 00:20:08,278 I cannot believe How much you've had. 406 00:20:08,278 --> 00:20:11,210 It is impressive, even For a 300-pound dockworker. 407 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,283 But shh! I have a secret. 408 00:20:13,283 --> 00:20:16,246 I have A really fast metabolism, 409 00:20:16,246 --> 00:20:18,718 And it works quicklier Than other people's. 410 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,451 Quicklier? Mm. Mm-hmm. (laughs) all right, Now you tell me a secret. 411 00:20:21,451 --> 00:20:24,954 Right. Right. Um, okay. Uh... Okay. 412 00:20:24,954 --> 00:20:26,956 When I'm driving my car... 413 00:20:26,956 --> 00:20:28,958 Mm-hmm. Listening to the radio... 414 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:32,532 Mm-hmm. I dance my ass off, And I secretly hope 415 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,305 That the people driving by Are watching. 416 00:20:35,305 --> 00:20:37,267 (laughs) what? What? (laughs) 417 00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:39,809 Okay, your turn. You tell another secret. 418 00:20:39,809 --> 00:20:42,312 Ohh. All right. I have a really big one. 419 00:20:42,312 --> 00:20:43,813 Yeah? 420 00:20:43,813 --> 00:20:45,375 Mm. It's a doozy. 421 00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:48,247 Oh, no, I can't tell you. 422 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,720 (slaps table) Come on. 423 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,622 But I can show you. 424 00:20:52,622 --> 00:20:54,584 Okay. 425 00:20:54,584 --> 00:20:58,488 Okay. You just wait right here. Oh! (inhales deeply) 426 00:20:58,488 --> 00:21:01,361 (laughs) Okay. You just--you stay. (clears throat) all right. 427 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,363 (chuckles) 428 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,465 (inhales deeply) Don't blink. 429 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,467 (speaks indistinctly) (laughs) no blinking. 430 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,399 Hey! Hey! 431 00:21:09,399 --> 00:21:13,703 I was just getting ready To show michelle what I can do. 432 00:21:13,703 --> 00:21:16,406 What you can do? (laughs) 433 00:21:16,406 --> 00:21:19,409 You're not even Making any sense. 434 00:21:19,409 --> 00:21:21,411 (laughs) I make sense. My zoop. 435 00:21:21,411 --> 00:21:23,453 Uh... Ooh, you've been drinking. Ohh. 436 00:21:23,453 --> 00:21:25,655 Ooh, you've been drinking A lot. Ohh. Oh. 437 00:21:25,655 --> 00:21:27,857 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa! (laughs) whoa. Okay. 438 00:21:27,857 --> 00:21:29,889 Ohh! You're superstrong. All right. Okay. (laughs) 439 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,891 Okay, well, When she wakes up tomorrow 440 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:35,024 With a gigantic hangover, tell Her that I had a fantastic time. (groans) 441 00:21:35,024 --> 00:21:37,497 I sure will. (chuckles) Okay. (chuckles) 442 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,998 Bye. Bye. 443 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,300 Mm. You're superstrong, And I zoop. 444 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,603 And that's why We don't have any friends, 445 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:46,606 Because as soon as you start Getting close to people, 446 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:49,078 You want to tell 'em Your secrets, 447 00:21:49,078 --> 00:21:51,080 And the powells Can't do that. 448 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,843 Ohh. I'm freezing out here Watching this museum... 449 00:21:53,843 --> 00:21:55,845 And hungry, too. 450 00:21:55,845 --> 00:21:58,388 You don't think anyone Would ever deliver a pizza 451 00:21:58,388 --> 00:22:00,390 To a rooftop, do ya? 452 00:22:00,390 --> 00:22:02,792 (mouth full) I sympathize. I'm hungry, too. 453 00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:05,324 Oh, really? What's that chewing sound? 454 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:09,359 Wait, george. We got action. 455 00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:10,730 I'll save you Some leftovers. 456 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:17,537 (whirring) 457 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,939 (click) 458 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,071 (whirs) 459 00:23:14,123 --> 00:23:15,995 Gotcha! 460 00:23:18,568 --> 00:23:20,530 Dave? 461 00:23:22,432 --> 00:23:25,475 (alarm sounding) 462 00:23:33,142 --> 00:23:35,184 (radio chatter) 463 00:23:35,184 --> 00:23:37,116 (clank) 464 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:38,848 (rattles and clanks) 465 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,534 (metal creaks) 466 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:57,537 (alarm continues sounding) 467 00:24:05,615 --> 00:24:07,577 (water trickles) There were art heists 468 00:24:07,577 --> 00:24:08,478 In the last three cities The cottens lived in. 469 00:24:08,478 --> 00:24:10,480 Plus, the last one was Committed by a guy 470 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,483 Wearing the same kind Of watch that david owns. (thud) 471 00:24:13,483 --> 00:24:18,958 Oh. Ohh. Jeez. Honey, your voice Is like a staple gun to my head. Don't you see? It all makes sense. 472 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:22,662 (pills rattle) I'm hungover, but you're The one that sounds drunk. 473 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:26,135 Look, you don't know that Dave cotten stole the painting. You don't know That he didn't. 474 00:24:26,135 --> 00:24:28,638 The cottens are A completely normal family. 475 00:24:28,638 --> 00:24:32,241 That's what people say About us. You do realize that you Never thought our friends 476 00:24:32,241 --> 00:24:34,744 Were criminalsbefore You got your superpowers? 477 00:24:34,744 --> 00:24:37,006 No, I never thought Our friends were criminals 478 00:24:37,006 --> 00:24:39,509 Until we made friends With criminals. 479 00:24:39,509 --> 00:24:41,881 Look, I-I gotta go talk To dave. 480 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:45,184 Jim, just... Please Don't accuse him of anything. 481 00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:48,057 Don't worry. I have a light touch. 482 00:24:48,057 --> 00:24:50,259 (jim) so, uh, Did you read the paper 483 00:24:50,259 --> 00:24:52,622 About that robbery Last night? 484 00:24:52,622 --> 00:24:54,994 I guess they hit The county art museum. 485 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,627 Oh, I hadn't heard. 486 00:24:57,627 --> 00:24:59,929 Oh, yeah. The department's All fired up about it. 487 00:24:59,929 --> 00:25:02,702 I guess they got A pretty good lead, though. 488 00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:04,704 Security camera Caught a glimpse 489 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:06,706 Of the, uh, perp's watch. 490 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:09,639 Pfft. A watch? Doesn't sound Like a very good lead. 491 00:25:09,639 --> 00:25:13,643 Oh, depends on how Distinctive the watch is. 492 00:25:13,643 --> 00:25:16,946 You know, like the one You were wearing the other day. 493 00:25:16,946 --> 00:25:18,688 Yeah? 494 00:25:18,688 --> 00:25:20,690 Yeah. 495 00:25:20,690 --> 00:25:23,693 (chuckles) it's kinda weird That there's been an art heist 496 00:25:23,693 --> 00:25:25,955 In every city you've lived in. 497 00:25:25,955 --> 00:25:28,658 Uh, jim, are--are you Accusing me of something? 498 00:25:28,658 --> 00:25:31,761 No. No, no. I'm just making conversation. 499 00:25:31,761 --> 00:25:34,764 Really? 'cause, you know, No conversation I've ever had 500 00:25:34,764 --> 00:25:38,037 With a friend involves them Accusing him of being a thief. 501 00:25:45,114 --> 00:25:46,816 Vote for powell. 502 00:25:46,816 --> 00:25:49,318 (sighs) I can't believe you're Making me run for president. 503 00:25:49,318 --> 00:25:51,881 Oh, just be yourself. You're so intuitive. 504 00:25:51,881 --> 00:25:54,584 It's like you always know What everyone's thinking. 505 00:25:54,584 --> 00:25:56,956 You need to show People that. 506 00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:59,659 Ugh. Vote for powell! Take a flyer? 507 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:01,731 (whoosh) (thinking) I can't read this now. 508 00:26:01,731 --> 00:26:04,764 The burrito in The cafeteria made me puke. 509 00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:06,896 Vote for powell. Powell for president? 510 00:26:06,896 --> 00:26:09,899 (whoosh) (thinking) I knew I shouldn't Have left my clothes 511 00:26:09,899 --> 00:26:12,902 In the gym locker. They smell like a litter box. 512 00:26:12,902 --> 00:26:14,804 Hi. Vote for me. 513 00:26:14,804 --> 00:26:17,607 Hi. W-would you consider Voting for me? 514 00:26:17,607 --> 00:26:19,909 (whoosh) (thinking) I really need To call my boyfriend. 515 00:26:19,909 --> 00:26:23,853 Why can't I use my cell In this place? 516 00:26:23,853 --> 00:26:27,016 Thanks. I already know Who I'm voting for, 517 00:26:27,016 --> 00:26:28,988 But good luck today. 518 00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:32,321 (thinking) I am so gonna waste you. 519 00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:37,066 (katie) so apparently I have a superpower, too. 520 00:26:37,066 --> 00:26:40,329 It's driving handsome, Slightly mysterious men 521 00:26:40,329 --> 00:26:42,902 From my apartment. (sighs) look, you know, You did the right thing. 522 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:46,105 If you can't be honest With joshua, 523 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,237 Then maybe he's just not Your "Matrix." 524 00:26:48,237 --> 00:26:51,240 Neo. (sighs) I know. I just... I really liked him. 525 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,744 He was charming, and he... 526 00:26:54,744 --> 00:26:57,186 Actually listened to me When I was talking. 527 00:26:57,186 --> 00:26:59,218 Oh. Right. No, uh, look, I'm sorry, katie. 528 00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:01,220 I seem to have lost My journal. 529 00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:04,223 Do you remember If I brought it to work? Oh, I'm sorry. 530 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:07,056 I didn't realize that we were Toggling back to your problems. 531 00:27:07,056 --> 00:27:10,259 Sorry. Right. Uh, tell me about joshua. 532 00:27:16,405 --> 00:27:20,770 I don't believe we had A meeting scheduled. 533 00:27:20,770 --> 00:27:23,072 I'm out. 534 00:27:23,072 --> 00:27:26,075 Okay. 535 00:27:26,075 --> 00:27:27,747 Care to elaborate? 536 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:30,920 I'm done working for you, 537 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,922 Doing things That I'm ashamed to... 538 00:27:32,922 --> 00:27:35,424 These abilities-- They're not worth the cost. 539 00:27:35,424 --> 00:27:37,426 I've turned Into someone else. 540 00:27:37,426 --> 00:27:39,658 That's the whole point, Isn't it? 541 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,660 I'm not talking About the powers. 542 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,663 I'm talking about the things That you've made me do 543 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,965 To keep them. 544 00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:47,967 Fair enough, But... (chuckles) 545 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:50,369 But here's the thing About power. 546 00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:52,371 You know, once you have it, 547 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:54,974 You wonder how you ever Lived without it. 548 00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:58,808 Well, maybe I've found something Else I can't live without. 549 00:27:58,808 --> 00:28:00,309 Wait a minute. 550 00:28:00,309 --> 00:28:02,882 (sighs) I was right. 551 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:04,954 Dr. Andrews has gotten To you. 552 00:28:04,954 --> 00:28:06,786 Don't you understand? 553 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:09,789 That can never work. 554 00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:13,823 You can never be What she needs, 555 00:28:13,823 --> 00:28:17,967 And she can never accept What you are... 556 00:28:17,967 --> 00:28:20,930 Or what you've done. 557 00:28:22,231 --> 00:28:24,233 I guess we'll see. 558 00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:32,241 (door closes) 559 00:28:32,241 --> 00:28:34,944 I-I don't know What I was thinking 560 00:28:34,944 --> 00:28:36,245 Accusing him like that. 561 00:28:36,245 --> 00:28:39,849 We don't have any hard proof, And now it's cost me a friend, 562 00:28:39,849 --> 00:28:42,852 And I don't have many Of those either. Well, get used to it. 563 00:28:42,852 --> 00:28:45,855 You don't see batman cultivating A wide circle of friends, 564 00:28:45,855 --> 00:28:48,858 And peter parker's always Pissing off one of his buddies. 565 00:28:48,858 --> 00:28:51,831 So with great power comes Great loneliness? No, I'm just saying, 566 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:54,834 Maybe you should try, like, A different approach with dave. 567 00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:57,837 What, break into his house And look for proof? I was actually thinking 568 00:28:57,837 --> 00:28:59,839 Something A little less dramatic. 569 00:28:59,839 --> 00:29:03,312 Still risky, Even for superheroes... 570 00:29:03,312 --> 00:29:06,115 An apology. 571 00:29:09,018 --> 00:29:12,451 (dog barking in distance) 572 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:16,856 (man speaking indistinctly On radio) 573 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:19,889 Dave! 574 00:29:23,993 --> 00:29:25,865 Dave? 575 00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:28,868 (man) ...They had first And 40 in the first half. 576 00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:31,370 (man) not frightening. Not frightening at all. 577 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:32,872 (radio turns off) 578 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,953 (sighs) 579 00:29:54,223 --> 00:29:55,925 (sighs) 580 00:30:00,029 --> 00:30:01,330 (sighs) 581 00:30:01,330 --> 00:30:04,003 (michelle) jim? 582 00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:06,976 Michelle. What are you doing here? 583 00:30:06,976 --> 00:30:09,979 Are you back to unfairly accuse My husband of another crime? 584 00:30:09,979 --> 00:30:11,480 I don't think 585 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,983 My accusations have been Unfair. 586 00:30:13,983 --> 00:30:16,485 The stolen canvas is In your garage, 587 00:30:16,485 --> 00:30:19,849 Not to mention the fact That the boots match the ones 588 00:30:19,849 --> 00:30:23,092 That were seen On the thief last night. 589 00:30:23,092 --> 00:30:26,095 Those may be The thief's boots, 590 00:30:26,095 --> 00:30:28,057 But they're not dave's. 591 00:30:28,057 --> 00:30:31,400 (sighs) michelle, I didn't Believe it at first myself-- 592 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,302 They're mine. 593 00:30:43,312 --> 00:30:45,174 Hey, steph, I'm here At the cotten house, 594 00:30:45,174 --> 00:30:47,176 And I-I really need to talk To you about something, 595 00:30:47,176 --> 00:30:49,278 But I'd prefer to talk To you about it in person, 596 00:30:49,278 --> 00:30:51,480 If you don't mind. (whoosh) 597 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,483 What is it? You were right that I was wrong about dave. 598 00:30:54,483 --> 00:30:58,157 I--obviously. I told you. It's michelle. She's the thief. I saw the painting. 599 00:30:58,157 --> 00:30:59,889 What? 600 00:30:59,889 --> 00:31:03,232 Dave has nothing to do with it. It's been her the whole time. Michelle? 601 00:31:03,232 --> 00:31:05,434 Yeah. You've gotta help me Out here, steph. 602 00:31:05,434 --> 00:31:08,437 Look, I-I know how To bust a bad guy... (sighs) 603 00:31:08,437 --> 00:31:12,101 But I like these people. They invited us into their home. 604 00:31:12,101 --> 00:31:16,105 We made a connection with them. What am I supposed to do now? 605 00:31:16,105 --> 00:31:19,578 I know. Uh... What would A real superhero do? I don't know, 606 00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:22,581 But this is real life. These are real people. (sighs) 607 00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:27,056 This is why we shouldn't Make new friends! Oh. No, look, you're right. 608 00:31:27,056 --> 00:31:30,920 She is my friend, So let me act like one. 609 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,891 (stephanie) They've got you, michelle. 610 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,664 Anything that jim saw is Long gone. It doesn't matter. 611 00:31:35,664 --> 00:31:38,627 As soon as he tells the police, They will tear your life apart 612 00:31:38,627 --> 00:31:40,629 Looking for evidence To convict you, 613 00:31:40,629 --> 00:31:42,631 And they will find it, All right? 614 00:31:42,631 --> 00:31:44,903 If not here, Then in boston or seattle. 615 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,536 Come on. Do you really want To put your family through that? 616 00:31:47,536 --> 00:31:51,140 When chloe was 9 And troy was 7, 617 00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:54,113 Dave got laid off, Could not find work anywhere. 618 00:31:54,113 --> 00:31:56,115 Bills were piling up-- Two kids and a mortgage-- 619 00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:58,117 And so I took a job 620 00:31:58,117 --> 00:32:00,619 As an assistant To a museum curator. 621 00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:02,691 This guy posing As a janitor 622 00:32:02,691 --> 00:32:05,154 Found out that I was An art history major, 623 00:32:05,154 --> 00:32:08,157 And he asked if I would Helphim with something 624 00:32:08,157 --> 00:32:09,658 That he was planning. 625 00:32:09,658 --> 00:32:12,161 It was supposed to be Just the one job, 626 00:32:12,161 --> 00:32:14,163 Just to bail us out. 627 00:32:14,163 --> 00:32:16,065 It's amazing how quickly 628 00:32:16,065 --> 00:32:20,970 Something you never thought You were capable of... 629 00:32:20,970 --> 00:32:24,143 Becomes a way of life. 630 00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:26,375 I do understand, 631 00:32:26,375 --> 00:32:28,377 But it doesn't make it Right. 632 00:32:28,377 --> 00:32:30,379 Just give us one day. 633 00:32:30,379 --> 00:32:33,382 We can be packed and out of town And on the way to the next-- 634 00:32:33,382 --> 00:32:36,385 You know I can't do that. Please just turn yourself in. 635 00:32:36,385 --> 00:32:39,258 All right, we have A friend who's an a.D.A. 636 00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:41,260 Maybe he can help. 637 00:32:44,233 --> 00:32:46,235 Okay. 638 00:32:46,235 --> 00:32:48,197 Okay. Just... 639 00:32:48,197 --> 00:32:50,499 Let me talk to dave And the kids first, 640 00:32:50,499 --> 00:32:52,471 Please. 641 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:55,204 I need to tell them myself. 642 00:32:57,006 --> 00:32:58,547 All right. 643 00:32:58,547 --> 00:33:01,310 And then? 644 00:33:01,310 --> 00:33:04,213 I'll turn myself in. 645 00:33:08,157 --> 00:33:10,259 Uh... Hey. 646 00:33:10,259 --> 00:33:13,422 Hey. We need to talk... 647 00:33:13,422 --> 00:33:15,194 About what you did Yesterday. 648 00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:17,196 I know. It was immature And neanderthal. 649 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,368 Maybe morehomo habilis Than neanderthal, but-- 650 00:33:19,368 --> 00:33:23,032 It was amazing. (chuckles) (chuckles) it was? 651 00:33:23,032 --> 00:33:26,035 I can't remember the last time A guy threw a punch overme. 652 00:33:26,035 --> 00:33:29,038 Maybe I'm not any more Evolved than you are, 653 00:33:29,038 --> 00:33:31,310 But... I liked it. (chuckles) 654 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,016 Call me later? 655 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:41,150 Yeah. Absolutely. 656 00:33:41,150 --> 00:33:43,152 (chuckles) 657 00:33:43,152 --> 00:33:46,055 Nice goin'. 658 00:33:46,055 --> 00:33:47,696 Nice hook, too. 659 00:33:47,696 --> 00:33:51,100 I don't get it. I was Nothing but nice to you, 660 00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:54,503 And you knew how I felt About natalie. I was-- Gonna blow it? 661 00:33:54,503 --> 00:33:57,466 Anyone with half a brain could See that she was starting 662 00:33:57,466 --> 00:34:00,469 To think of you as a friend. I had to save you from that. 663 00:34:00,469 --> 00:34:03,372 Wait. You--you wanted me To punch you? 664 00:34:03,372 --> 00:34:06,745 Like I said, Girls like the bad boy. 665 00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:08,817 (chuckles) 666 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,752 (voice amplified) And that is just the beginning. 667 00:34:13,752 --> 00:34:16,255 So if you want A class president 668 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:18,627 Who knows pacific bay high, 669 00:34:18,627 --> 00:34:21,330 Who knows How to get things done here, 670 00:34:21,330 --> 00:34:23,562 Then please vote for bailey, 671 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,494 Because a vote for me 672 00:34:25,494 --> 00:34:27,496 Is a vote for you. 673 00:34:27,496 --> 00:34:31,570 (cheering and whistling) 674 00:34:40,109 --> 00:34:42,411 (voice amplified) hi. 675 00:34:42,411 --> 00:34:45,814 I'm daphne powell. 676 00:34:45,814 --> 00:34:48,417 We've heard A lot of great ideas today... 677 00:34:48,417 --> 00:34:51,120 About Valentine's day candygrams 678 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,422 And the junior-senior dance, 679 00:34:53,422 --> 00:34:55,424 But I'll be honest. 680 00:34:55,424 --> 00:34:58,427 I don't really care About those things, 681 00:34:58,427 --> 00:35:01,600 And I'm sure a lot of you guys Don't either. 682 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,532 I mean... 683 00:35:03,532 --> 00:35:06,535 (whoosh) (thinking) I'm so sick of Walking the long way to school. 684 00:35:06,535 --> 00:35:09,538 You want them to open The west gate in the morning, 685 00:35:09,538 --> 00:35:12,541 So you don't have to walk An extra two blocks 686 00:35:12,541 --> 00:35:14,883 To get to class. You want to be able 687 00:35:14,883 --> 00:35:18,417 To use your cell phone In the quad after school 688 00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:21,119 And for them to replace The gym lockers, 689 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,422 Because they smell like... Well, gym lockers. 690 00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:25,454 (laughter) 691 00:35:25,454 --> 00:35:28,457 And I know a lot of you want The same things, 692 00:35:28,457 --> 00:35:30,699 Because that's what matters To the school, 693 00:35:30,699 --> 00:35:33,462 Day in and day out, 694 00:35:33,462 --> 00:35:36,465 So if you want a president Who knows what's on your mind, 695 00:35:36,465 --> 00:35:38,707 Who knows the things you want, 696 00:35:38,707 --> 00:35:42,471 Then I think the choice Is clear. 697 00:35:42,471 --> 00:35:44,173 Thank you. 698 00:35:44,173 --> 00:35:47,846 (cheering and whistling) 699 00:35:51,180 --> 00:35:52,781 This is unbelievable. 700 00:35:52,781 --> 00:35:55,784 Did superman ever send lois in To take down the bad guy? 701 00:35:55,784 --> 00:35:57,826 First of all, Stephanie is not a "Lois." 702 00:35:57,826 --> 00:36:00,329 And second, we both discussed It and decided that-- 703 00:36:00,329 --> 00:36:02,491 Michelle wasn't dangerous? Right. I forgot. 704 00:36:02,491 --> 00:36:05,364 Because you guys are friends, And a notorious art thief 705 00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:08,367 Would never lie to someone she's Known all of what, five days? 706 00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:10,839 Look, stephanie wanted to handle This one on her own. 707 00:36:10,839 --> 00:36:12,841 Besides, there's one thing I know about my wife. 708 00:36:12,841 --> 00:36:14,843 She would never put herself In danger. 709 00:36:14,843 --> 00:36:17,276 (whoosh) 710 00:36:23,752 --> 00:36:26,515 Is this where you're Having your meeting? 711 00:36:26,515 --> 00:36:28,687 You know, the one To tell your family 712 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:31,690 That you're going to jail? I followed you here, michelle. Uh, no, no. I-I'm going to. 713 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:34,523 I just--I just had To make this one last move 714 00:36:34,523 --> 00:36:37,926 So they could be Taken care of while I'm gone. 715 00:36:39,428 --> 00:36:42,531 Just go. You've gotta leave. 716 00:36:42,531 --> 00:36:44,202 These people don't like Surprises, stephanie. 717 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,835 You have To get out of herenow. Not unless you go with me. 718 00:36:46,835 --> 00:36:49,538 (door closes) Who the hell is this? 719 00:36:49,538 --> 00:36:51,540 Nobody. She was just leaving. 720 00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:55,484 Not till I know who the hell She is, she's not. No, relax! Relax. 721 00:36:55,484 --> 00:36:57,386 She's--she's just a friend. She doesn't know anything! 722 00:36:57,386 --> 00:37:00,889 Look, the police are already On their way, so I suggest 723 00:37:00,889 --> 00:37:03,492 You just get back Into your car and-- She's a cop. 724 00:37:03,492 --> 00:37:05,454 (michelle) no, she's not-- 725 00:37:09,498 --> 00:37:10,999 (panting) ohh! Ohh. 726 00:37:10,999 --> 00:37:12,801 Ohh. Michelle. (whispers) please... 727 00:37:12,801 --> 00:37:15,634 Michelle, it's okay. It'll be okay. (vehicle door closes) 728 00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:18,567 Ohh! Shh. (speaks indistinctly) 729 00:37:18,567 --> 00:37:21,470 (siren wailing in distance) (gasping) 730 00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:33,952 (monitor beeping steadily) 731 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,931 Hey. 732 00:37:42,931 --> 00:37:44,663 Hey. 733 00:37:44,663 --> 00:37:46,765 (sighs) 734 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:49,267 I could really go For a margarita about now. 735 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,969 (chuckles) 736 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:55,003 (chuckles) 737 00:37:55,003 --> 00:37:56,375 I came to thank you 738 00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:58,507 For saving my life. 739 00:37:58,507 --> 00:38:00,909 Oh, if it wasn't for me, 740 00:38:00,909 --> 00:38:03,982 You would never have been In danger in the first place. 741 00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:06,685 Yeah, But if I hadn't shown up... 742 00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:09,688 I might have gotten away With it... 743 00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:11,390 Until the next time. 744 00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:14,623 I looked you in the eye and told You that I would turn myself in, 745 00:38:14,623 --> 00:38:17,566 But... 746 00:38:17,566 --> 00:38:19,968 I had no intention Of stopping, stephanie. 747 00:38:19,968 --> 00:38:22,601 (chuckles) 748 00:38:22,601 --> 00:38:24,603 (chuckles) 749 00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:27,706 I just wish we'd had A chance to become friends-- 750 00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:29,007 Real friends. 751 00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:32,080 Michelle, we still can. 752 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,584 Yeah. 753 00:38:35,584 --> 00:38:37,015 Maybe someday. 754 00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:46,725 Why didn't I see it? 755 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:50,729 Sometimes you look past The things you don't wanna see. 756 00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:52,831 This is my fault. 757 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,833 I tried to make sense Of the stuff 758 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,905 I couldn't explain away. 759 00:38:56,905 --> 00:38:59,608 I didn't ask the questions 760 00:38:59,608 --> 00:39:02,070 'cause I didn't wanna hear The answers. 761 00:39:02,070 --> 00:39:04,673 Everybody has secrets. 762 00:39:04,673 --> 00:39:05,974 Not like this. 763 00:39:05,974 --> 00:39:08,677 That's the thing About secrets. 764 00:39:08,677 --> 00:39:10,679 You don't know What they are. 765 00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:15,384 Whatever the hell Your secrets are, jim powell, 766 00:39:15,384 --> 00:39:17,856 You changed my life. 767 00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:25,594 Oh, that's great, george. 768 00:39:25,594 --> 00:39:28,096 Yeah, yeah, I'll tell steph. Thanks. 769 00:39:28,096 --> 00:39:31,600 Hey. Based on The license plate number, 770 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,942 The cops were able To arrest the shooter. 771 00:39:33,942 --> 00:39:38,777 Hey, that's good news. 772 00:39:38,777 --> 00:39:42,380 Then why do I feel so bad? 773 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:46,615 (sighs) a family's being Split up because of what I did. 774 00:39:46,615 --> 00:39:48,617 Those poor kids. 775 00:39:48,617 --> 00:39:50,789 Their lives Are gonna change forever. 776 00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:53,492 Yeah, but what was The alternative? 777 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:54,723 Do nothing? 778 00:39:54,723 --> 00:39:57,025 Was I supposed To not stop the bus 779 00:39:57,025 --> 00:39:58,727 From hitting dave cotten? 780 00:39:58,727 --> 00:40:00,629 That would have split Their family up. 781 00:40:00,629 --> 00:40:02,731 It's just... 782 00:40:02,731 --> 00:40:05,774 Look, I just wanted To be close to michelle. 783 00:40:05,774 --> 00:40:08,777 I wanted to have a friend that I could open to, that I could-- 784 00:40:08,777 --> 00:40:10,078 I understand, I understand, 785 00:40:10,078 --> 00:40:13,882 But... Trusting someone Withoursecret? 786 00:40:13,882 --> 00:40:15,884 That's gonna take some time. 787 00:40:15,884 --> 00:40:19,748 What? (chuckles) 788 00:40:19,748 --> 00:40:21,450 What? 789 00:40:21,450 --> 00:40:23,822 Just made me think of katie. 790 00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:29,998 Well, maybe you already Found that friend. 791 00:40:29,998 --> 00:40:31,700 Yeah. 792 00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:34,703 (thunder rumbling) 793 00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:38,907 (doorbell rings) (orchestral music playing) 794 00:40:38,907 --> 00:40:41,670 Wow. That was quick. 795 00:40:41,670 --> 00:40:44,713 Hope you remembered The extra cheese. 796 00:40:46,214 --> 00:40:49,077 (thunder rumbling) 797 00:40:49,077 --> 00:40:51,449 When you told me That thing before, 798 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,752 I'm sorry that I didn't Handle it better. 799 00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:56,885 You and I were getting More real than I expected. 800 00:40:56,885 --> 00:40:59,958 It wasn't what I signed up for. 801 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,661 You know, No matter how old I am, 802 00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:03,962 I'm not gonna apologize 803 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:06,665 For wanting to be with Someone who loves me. 804 00:41:06,665 --> 00:41:10,198 Katie... It wasn't what I Signed up for in the beginning. 805 00:41:10,198 --> 00:41:13,942 Because I had to make A choice... 806 00:41:13,942 --> 00:41:15,744 A very big choice. 807 00:41:17,045 --> 00:41:18,707 And I choose you. 808 00:41:20,709 --> 00:41:22,150 I choose you. 809 00:41:22,150 --> 00:41:23,852 Okay, not to dampen 810 00:41:23,852 --> 00:41:27,716 A potentially heartwarming Moment, but, um, 811 00:41:27,716 --> 00:41:30,218 When you say that you "Choose" me, 812 00:41:30,218 --> 00:41:33,592 You mean... (gasps) 813 00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:47,836 (thunder rumbling) 814 00:42:15,103 --> 00:42:17,105 (thud) 62652

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