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I have thought of that.

Okay.

One bit.

Hit me, hit me with your music, hit me
with your music, Mr.

Bow Wow.

Fear not, my king. This time I'll
produce you a male child.

Talk is cheap. I've heard the same story
six times.

Perhaps the ancestors have sent this
often pale boy to be my son.

Adan, please tell me this time I'll have
a son.

Throw the bones.

Maybe

she's

right.

Here lies the male bow.

But here, like the girl, maybe it's
twins.

I see the water's breaking.

What else do the bones say?

Well, they say two things in Kosi.

Your bone thrower will lose his job, and
you must go down. Go down?

Yeah, Bob, because the bird is going
to...

Cockpit.

Father, it is a good sign.

But you, my son, you cannot hit the
Guara Guara tree.

From now on, the name will be Bones.

Who Bones?

Matabo.

12

wives.

17 children.

and not one of them a son.

Why?

Why?

That's what all of you said.

This is my last chance.

Bones.

Yes, my father, my king. Let the bones
speak.

Shake, blow, and throw.

Please,

my father, spit.

Feed your spirit into my bones.

Thank you, my host.

Florence, pray for this day.

Great one.

Please let the bones speak of a son for
the king in Tandy's body.

Shut up!

How? Can somebody kill that fat man?

My father, please. It is a sign that you
are the king.

Hey, Florence, what is it?

There is a son.

Look.

Strange.

The bones do not speak of a son.

For the king, he done his body.

Icon of the bones are telling me there
is a son.

Who is from the son?

How?

This is strange. What can it mean?

A son.

From the son. Think, my father.

Think.

Long, long time back, I traveled many
miles to the north at

a place called City of the Sun.

I met a woman.

Her name was Alberta.

One night, Alberta and I were alone.

My blood got hot.

I even gave Alberta...

The twin brother of the horn.

Of our sacred little antelope.

The duca. The very same duca that saved
my life as a young boy.

You must find the son of mine.

Gauze. Give him the duca horn.

Gauze. Bring him home.

Gauze.

Because since you were delivered to us
as a small boy, you have never been

across the great Kovuki River. You must
go carefully.

My father, you have given to me my life.

I will deliver to you your son.

Be strong.

My father.

Because you have never tasted the
breasts of a woman.

Don't be frightened.

Florence,

my darling, you must look after our
king.

You know what?

I'm a little bit frightened, but I am
very much brave.

Thank you.

Thank you.

to welcome a great golfing hero, Vince
the Prince Lee, ranked number two in the

world behind George Farah. But Vince Lee
is definitely the favorite for the $2

million that starts here at Sun City
tomorrow.

And... Yes, here he is, Vince Lee, with
his caddy coach and manager...

Oh, yeah, sure. Go ahead.

Oh, yeah. Good, good.

You're an idiot.

Hey, Fats. Hey, Fats.

Always good to see you. Zach, meet
Vince.

Vince means Zach Devlin. He's the main
man around. Hey, Mr. Devlin. Nice to

you. You call me Zach. Welcome to
paradise.

Hey, I've been reading this article.

No, it's for you, man.

Very nice.

Very nice.

You do know what it says, right?

It says if it wasn't for that wild boar,
me, you'd still be ranked number

24th, not second. It's because of me.

Yeah, bitch.

They shouldn't print stuff like this,
all right? Oh, yes, they should.

Why, man? I'm the one that swings the
clubs. Who taught y 'all to swing?

I swing the clubs. Who taught y 'all to
swing? I swing the clubs. Who taught y

'all to swing? Yeah, just stay out your
mama's way, all right?

Hollywood with me.

Hi, sweetie pie. What's your name?

Lindyway.

Lindyway. Wow, that's the most beautiful
name I've ever heard, Lindyway.

And where are you from?

I'm from the Nazareth Children's Home.
We are all orphans, but we are going to

be closed down.

Why? No money.

Wow, no money, huh?

You want to know a little secret,
Lindyway?

And I have problems, but I made it,
right?

Yes.

There you go.

I love you, baby. I love you. I love you
all. Thank you. Thank you.

Hey, um, listen fast, man. The money
that I win here, I want to give to the

orphanage.

Why?

Because I want to. It's my half. I give
him your half. My half.

Your half. Don't trip. Mr.

Lee. Your half. Absolutely.

A little birdie tells me you're putting
a small fortune on your guy winning that

tournament here.

Everything I got and everything he's
got.

Mm -hmm.

You're that sure of him, huh?

Look, Zach, the kid's full of
insecurities and stuff.

I mean, look at this. He thinks it's for
real.

But I got him wrapped around my finger.

Mm -hmm. I put a club in his hand.

I get him in a groove.

He's got a swing that's pure money.

Yo, fat man, look at this.

Man, I have to get a picture of this.
Look at this.

It's just like the real thing.

Wow.

Thank you all. I love you all. Thank
you.

Little male pee -pee bone.

Please, my darling, take me to the son
of my king.

Yeah, boy!

Big one, why are you so hot around the
horns?

What is wrong?

I see the problem. It is in the stomach.

Yes, okay, no worry, no worry. You have
eaten something that is blocking your

poo pole.

Hi, big one.

No problem.

What is that?

Zebra, very common in Africa.

These are real animals.

I like the fake ones better.

Okay, come, big boy. Yes, no problem.
Come. Yeah, boy.

Okay.

Slowly, slowly. Good. Ah, he's good,
he's good. He's a nice big boy. Okay.

Okay, and stand.

Let me get you.

Everybody, stay in the vehicle.

Something up there, which is not good
for you, is very naughty.

We will make Hamba Pahati, and it will
come out.

Wow!

Pahati, be calm.

They're going up.

You won't see that, did you, man?

I got him. I got him. I got him.

Look,

big one.

It is the root of the evil.

Fast, get back in the truck, man. Get in
the truck.

I got to see this, man.

Hey, you.

What the hell do you think you're doing?

Go down.

Step on, go down.

Huh?

But when I told you, go down, you did
not listen.

Go in peace.

Ah, well.

Four million, exactly.

You really think this kid's gonna win
seven in a row, Zack? Just ride out the

best, Jimmy.

Okay, you got it.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you.

Thank

Let's get him loaded.

You're far.

I'm not your far yet.

Come. Come.

Are you fit?

Are you fit? No, brother.

All right, now you're fit.

Are you fit? No, brother.

Are you crude? Crude.

Are you fit? I'm fit.

What are you going to do to that Charles
Farrell? I'm going to chop him up. Like

what? Like sushi. Like what? Like sushi.

Yeah.

I'm going to go play a few shots and
check a few pins, okay? All right. You

on kicking. All right, I'll do that.
I'll do that.

Oh, yo, fast, fast.

You know, I gave that money to the
orphanage. You know that?

Yeah, yeah. And I don't know. You think
I did the right thing?

Absolutely. Yeah?

Absolutely.

Oh, the elephant.

Yes, he had a problem. I went... And it
was better.

Yes, but I told you, go down. You did
not listen.

What are you doing?

Oh, me, I'm fetching the prince to take
him to Kuvukiland.

The prince? Yeah, but the prince.

You're taking him to Kuvuk?

Yeah.

Kuvukiland.

Kuvukiland. Take a picture.

Oh.

I see you people, too, you play the
guara -guara. We in Kuvukiland, we play

guara -guara like you, but with a guara
stick.

And with a little white stone.

Just stand back, fat one, I will show
you.

Look, you see the inguanyade?

I will hit him with a guar -guar. Just
stand back.

You see, you put there, and now you
watch.

You see, always I

lift my head up.

I must keep my head down. There's
something that has always been a part of

Get the fuck out of here!

Oh, Fat One, what have you eaten?

Get your garbage out of here!

Stay away from the print!

I can't get up.

We're too heavy.

I'll show you how.

Hey!

It is the wild boar.

You bet your witch doctor ass I'm the
wild boar. This boar means trouble.

We're going to crash.

Throw out the pig.

What about my wedding?

Throw out the wedding pig.

Third one, the bone says you must go
down.

What?

Go down. Third one, listen

to me, please. Go down.

Damn.

Third one, it is now twice at my warning
you have failed to go down.

That was a cock -up.

I just hope we can find another bloody
pick.

You're not taking a peek on that plane
again.

That other one caused a serious
accident.

Come on, man. We're going to slaughter
it for my daughter's wedding. We'll dump

some fuel. It'll be fine.

Icon, Suga, Summer, go. Get out of here.

We'll stay over at sunset and make a
plan in the morning. Okay, Pa. I told

I'm not your Pa yet.

What are you doing, man? You gotta get
up, okay? You just can't lie here, man.

What are you doing? Come on, this is $2
million, man. This is what we work for.

Remember this? Remember this? You're the
wild boy. You can't do this to me, man.

You gotta get up. You can't do this. You
just... I just need the poor man.

I need you, man.

Come down, Mr. Open. Come on.

Welcome to day one of the Sun City $2
million challenge. And already,

controversy rages over the sudden
withdrawal of Vince Lee's caddy, Fat

Pudbetter. Come on.

The big question on everybody's lips.

Will the Prince win without the wild
boar?

Yes, great excitement here for golfing
fans. For the first time in South

the world's number one, George Farah.

Winner of two out of three majors this
year.

And he splits another farewell.

Ranked number two, Vince the Prince Lee.
For the first time this year, the two

top -ranked players will be going head
-to -head in the biggest money event on

the golfing calendar.

He's not going to be happy with that
one.

The local caddy doesn't look too happy
either.

Oh, shit.

My darling little ones, you have brought
me to the city of the thumb.

I will now charm you like never before.

Yep, I can't believe my eyes either.

As they tee off at the fourth, Vince
Lee, the world's number two, is already

trailing by three shots.

Where's that music coming from?

than you just talking to me, man.

Well, that bit of luck has allowed Lee
to pull the shot back.

Oh, my goodness me.

Not even the camera is going to get it
there.

What happened to the music, man?

It's on.

It's on. It's on.

My prince.

Yeah?

Why?

Watch out for me, bonehead!

He knows my name.

And what is he talking about? He says
you're the prince.

Everybody knows I'm the prince, man, but
what is he talking about?

You hit me again, I'm whipping your ass,
man. What the hell is he talking about?

He's going to kill your father.

My father.

You're the music man.

You're the music man.

Stand there.

Stand there.

Keep playing.

Listen,

man, wait.

Will you play that thing when I tell you
to?

My God.

No, no, not now.

I play the ball, see? I play the ball.

Ah, my prince, no more guara -guara
today. I corner.

We must go.

Come. No, no. All right, listen.

Listen, bonehead.

I'll, um... I'll give you a thousand
bucks.

Oh, thank you, my prince. But in Kufuke
land, we have all the bucks. Spring

bucks, water bucks, billy bills,
everything. And they are all yours.

right, listen, man. I'm the prince,
right?

My course.

And you do whatever I say, right? My
course.

So what I want you to do...

is take this bag, bring this horn, and
play it when I tell you to.

Makos.

Makos.

Move your ass, bonehead!

Of course, Makos!

Thank you. Thank you very much,
everyone.

Thank you.

Whatever,

man. I just need you to walk. No talk.
Walk.

Quiet, Mr. Pathfinder.

It's only a game.

Come on, now.

I'm going to send you to dreamland. I
beg so, brother.

What the

hell is your

problem, man? The prince said for me to
hit him.

Play it.

Play it!

Blow on the damn thing, man. That's how.

Look at this.

Look at this, my prince.

Your spirit must become calm like the
waters.

It is too much blown by the wind.

Shut up, bonehead.

Of course.

My prince, wait.

We will play Ntonku now. On tango. It
means the ostrich. Great. It is better

than the horn.

It's better than the horn? Yeah, boy.
It's better than the horn? It's much

better than the horn.

All right.

My prince, now you will forget about the
horn and only fear the kick of the

ostrich. Come, we must go to hell.

Shh, you have to go to hell.

Just come with me.

And he saves time. What a turnaround for
Vince Lee.

As they approach the 17th green, he is
now at four under. Only two shots behind

Jaws Farah at six under.

Go ahead, I need a birdie.

You're very my prince.

And

as

they tee off at the 18th, Josh Farah is
only one shot ahead.

I need an eagle.

Hush.

My prince, an eagle is not that easy.

Yeah, you're telling me.

Grab the flaphole, bonehead. I can do
this.

Knuckles.

Isn't it good?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

My king. And bring him home.

Ah.

My prince, he must go.

The people are waiting outside.

Stop wasting our time. Go.

What the fuck? What are you doing?

Can't you?

My prince, he's not Guara Guara.

We must go to your father now! Come!

Please! We must go!

Hey! Hey, Hambamon! Hey!

Hi, Mr. Backbedder!

You stay away or you eat shit, eh?

Why is the shit so important for these
people?

Which doctor do you need, brother? Which
doctor do you need?

All right, we will get any doctor you
want to see, okay? Just...

It's

okay. Just give me a couple of moments
with a man.

Listen, Pat, you just get better, all
right?

I need you, man. It's crazy, guys.

Make sure you get some help, okay?

No, no. You listen to me now.

I have a little something here.

To motivate you getting better.

This is a bet I play.

For four million dollars.

I'm your boy, Vince Lee.

Where to now? What can we expect from
you tomorrow?

I guess I'll just have to pick myself
up, get out there and attack the course.

Tomorrow's another day.

My prince!

My prince.

Listen, guys, I'm a little tired right
now, so thanks a lot. My prince, no! My

prince, wait!

Well, folks, thanks for joining us.
That's all from Sun City for today.

Madre!

Madre!

Thank you, thank you.

I'd like to dedicate that last song to
one of my heroes, Vince Lee, the Prince

of Golf, for being such a wonderful
inspiration to millions of black

all over the world.

Thank you.

Thanks, Jimmy.

The town. Pleasure.

Thank you. That was very nice of you.
Oh, it was my pleasure.

I'm Laliti.

Laliti?

How about you and I get married, have a
whole lot of kids, and you help me win

the U .S. match?

How about we start with something
simpler, like dinner?

Dinner will be perfect.

Laliti, why don't you join us?

Thanks.

I'll go and change.

She's quite something, huh? Yeah,
something. She's like the most beautiful

I've ever met.

She's mine.

Really? Really.

Dinner.

Where can I find the pinja?

Beg your pardon?

The pinja to make pip.

Oh, the toilet. Yeah, it's down through
there. But you need two rand. How can I

need two pip?

Money, dude. You need money to get in.
Oh.

Look, this is two rand, right?

You just put it in the slot.

The slot?

Put the money in the slot. What is the
slot?

Piss off.

Yes, please, but how?

Finish up.

Like Tarzan on acid. And then to catch
the hue, the fat man gets it from the

elephant.

Sorry, Mama.

Sorry, Mama.

I'll give you something better.

There you go. Wow. Yeah, great.

Si.

May I please? Please come out now.

Huh?

I need to follow the scooter to the
other side.

Bones! Shake, blow and throw bones.

I don't believe it.

Oh, but who are you?

Naleti. How?

Naleti, the daughter of Nomsa, who left
Kumuki land in the year of the great

drought. Yes.

Attack like the lion, but be humble like
the dukkha.

What are you doing here at Sun City?

Oh, me, I'm here to fetch the son of
King Thonga to take him home.

Oh, the king and the son.

Yeah, boy, it is the makulu tall one
from the Guara Guara.

Was that you I saw on the course today,
Vince Lee? Yeah, boy, it was me. Naleti,

get your ass over here.

How? You have a donkey?

No, no. S means something totally
different here.

Hey, Burns, how are you doing?

Hey, Mr. Devlin.

Just a couple of things, just between
you and I, that I think you should know

are going to happen if you don't win
this tournament.

You're going to be bankrupt, because
that has put everything you and he have

on winning this game.

So, those little orphans of yours,
they're going to find this big new golf

course right where their little
orphanage used to be.

Lilletti!

Have a good one. Thanks, Ronnie.

The lady.

Meet me later.

The lady. Do it. Meet me later. The
lady!

Ow! What the hell do you think you're
doing?

You got the hot swim, haven't you? Don't
be pathetic, Zach. Yeah.

I hate the wig.

What I'm still doing with you, I have no
idea.

Yeah. If it wasn't for me, you'd still
be dancing guara guara in that dinky

kabuki village.

Wow.

Black one from the sky.

Tumela.

I'll go back to your fat mama like you
always do.

Forgive me my God.

We've still got to get past that bloody
security guard.

I'm going to kill him.

I'll kill that little... Dora, go to
Padme to find out what he knows.

Wild boar, we have a problem.

Vince Lee is missing.

You've got to postpone. We can't carry
on without Vince Lee.

The doctor says you're getting much,
much better.

Don't worry, it won't help.

I was looking after Nelson, Mr. Pabella.
The next, he was gone. What?

And listen, Vince Lee's also gone. Oh,
no. Bones was serious. He's taken Vince

to Kabuki land.

Mama, we've got to find them.

The shit is not holy, not even from the
prince.

What are you doing, man? Where are my
clothes?

Where am I? You are on the road that
leads homewards to your father, King

of Kuvuki land.

What day is today?

Today is the day after yesterday.

Drink some water. It will cool your
spirit.

Come on.

He's my father.

Oh, Dumelo was.

An old man is a paraplegic. I have to
get onto the tarmac.

Barrel smith.

Oh,

I've heard of you.

You've got a farm that is near my home
in Kuvuku land.

Kuvuku? It works, Pa.

Hey, stop calling me Pa!

Come, come, come. Go get the
tranquilizer.

I'll shoot him in the morning and get
him on a spit bite then.

He'll be pork chopped for the reception.

He's not growing up. He's still too
heavy. I told you to dump the fuel. I

Pa.

The hippo go over that cliff.

I'll make such a splash it will empty
the river. Hi, Mama, please.

I'll go the long way around.

Come to Africa. Have a good time.

I came here.

Stupid tournament.

I love Africa.

The hell's going on?

It's the great Kuvuki River, my prince.

Yes, she is small.

But at our home is great.

Come, we must go down. Damn it!

down there. You climb down there.

Hi, no climbing, my prince. We jump. Let
go of me. I'm not jumping down there,

bonehead. If I break my neck, what are
you going to do then? I will apologize.

Let us go.

Apologize, my edge, but I'll let go of
my arm. I am not about to jump.

Yeah, how you doing?

Shit, I didn't.

He has been kicked in the stomach by the
very, very big elephant.

But enough about my trouble. Tell me,
how is your mom?

Oh, okay.

You must tell your papa Wopupa that I'm
sending him my grid.

My prince!

I am coming!

My prince, there is no elephant which
finds its own trunk too heavy.

Me too, I had no mama, no papa, only
Florence, a baboon.

But I do not walk with a fear for what I
have lost. I go now. I walk with a love

for what I have found.

But my prince, until you learn to love
yourself, you cannot stop this fear.

What's that a love?

How, my prince, you are very much loved.

Yeah, by whom?

You are loved by me, my prince.

By Laletti.

By all of Kuvukilat.

By your father, the great King Zong.

My father? My prince, you were loved
even before you were born.

On the night your seed was planted.

Your father gave your mother.

They twin.

of this little duca horn.

And what happened to her? Why did she
dump me at some orphanage?

Oh, my prince, that I do not know.

Long time back, this little duca, the
smallest and most gentle of all

gave its life for the life of your
father, our king, when he was just a

And from that day on, the horns of the
duca have been sacred.

To the Kuvuki people.

The king.

I'm thirsty.

Come on. Open it up.

This door.

Yours.

Open. Open.

Open. Open.

The door.

Water God. Take me to your Water God.

Okay? Water God.

Yes, the water got me, but you gotta
open this.

How far is Kavookiland?

Kavookiland! Kavookiland!

Kavookiland! Yeah, is it close?

Close. Close.

Close. It's not far.

Far. Far.

Close. All right. Fire!

Fire!

Ooh.

Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh. Excuse me.

Take my chances with the lions.

Ah!

Night, buddy.

It's beautiful.

It is yours, my prince.

All of it.

Let's take a look.

For the boy!

of King Songa who spent many moons on
her back trying to please the king. But

she

was

bitten by the crocodile twice. All of
the beautiful.

My king.

My father, my king.

All

right.

Your father.

What's up, brothers?

Go ahead.

I don't.

I don't.

Yeah.

Yeah.

A lot of mosquitoes, you know.

A lot of... Woo!

Mosquitoes! Look,

shit happens.

This kind of stuff happens in America
all the time.

We...

You must sing!

It's real good.

Que sade.

Iguare, iguare.

I know that the Burns must have brought
you here for a purpose.

Yeah. My father, he likes her too much.

Intoxico. Okay.

He can never, ever chase the lion to the
cave. He's full of fear.

Your bones have lied.

My father, I'm sorry. With the first
light of the new day, I'm going to Juca

Rock. How? To end my miserable life and
embrace my ancestors.

I have killed my king.

Oh, hey, listen. I am not bonehead. I am
bones.

And I will keep you here no longer.

You can go back to your own foolish
Guaraguara, but you will never win.

Great one.

What have I done?

My king.

My father.

I'm sorry.

Because...

Come in.

Boss, he knows about Vince Lee.

Go on. Tell Mr. Devlin.

I'm going to slaughter the pig for your
wedding. Get him, Paul. I can't wait for

my crackling.

Bye -bye, sweetie, bye.

What's happening, Paul?

I'm not your...

You

know,

last night for a while there, I was
happy.

Like I had a family.

You know what I really feel bad about,
though?

Just letting down those kids.

Let me down, ma 'am. I can't fly in
here, Zach.

I'm just fighting my ass. Get out. Get
out.

Just a crab.

Drop the cable. Drop the cable.

Zach. Zach?

Zach,

this isn't what you think, Zach. She was
pulling the crab out of my ass. See

this crazy witch doctor. It's okay. It's
okay, Vince.

I'm just glad I found you.

You're teeing off in an hour.

I'm teeing off?

I got the tournament postponed for a
day.

Use my influence.

You're going to make it.

And you're going to win. I'm going to
make it?

How's Pat? Pat's is fine.

You and Dart go ahead to the helicopter.
I need a little moment with Lillette

here. Thanks.

It'll be okay.

It'll be fine.

Oh man.

Okay.

It is a wild boar.

Fish.

That one.

Go down.

No, go, no, no, no, no.

And once you've won the boss a four
million, he's bet on you.

You next.

Move.

Love your Father.

Hello, my darling.

Where's the third one?

Oh, yeah.

Let the prince speak to the people. I
want to hear what is in his heart.

Come,

my prince.

Speak to your people.

People of Kavuki land?

My people?

Today I became a man.

And I have all of you to thank for that.

I thank my king.

I thank my mentor and my friend, Bones.

Thank you, thank you, Bones, for guiding
me down the road.

Thank you, my prince.

You know, you are one off brother.

But the world needs more people like
Bones.

Yeah. I'd also like to thank the most
beautiful woman I've ever seen.

For giving me the courage to chase the
lion into the cave.

In all my life, I've been an outsider,
never had much of a family.

But now, today, I have one.

All of you.

And if it is my destiny to be your king,
then I got to tell you, it's a great

honor.

I really, really, really have to get
back

to Sun City and finish the Guaruguar.

Yeah,

Bones, I got to go. I'm sorry.

Bones, for once in all time, throw the
bones.

I want to know if this man is really my
son. My father, I threw them.

Throw them once again.

Someone's trying to communicate.

It's the African rescue team.

I'm not your... Sorry,

Pa. I'm not your Pa.

In fact, never!

I give you the future king of
Kuvugiland.

Fats?

Where did you get this?

Who the hell are you?

I'm the king of Kuvugiland.

Who the hell are you?

Where did you get this? Give me my shit.

My mama gave me this before she died.

Alberto.

It's my mother's name.

Says she got it from some king in
Africa.

This is the twin of the one I gave to
your mama.

The night my blood got hot and you were
conceived at the city of the sun.

You're my son.

I'm gone.

No kidding.

You my daddy?

I feel like you're the chosen one, fat.

I'll be back.

It was a crazy white guy.

But, yeah.

I've been thinking, man.

It's always been you, Vince.

It's always been you with the talent.

You the man.

I'm just the man standing next to the
man.

Listen, man, now that you in Africa, I
got something to talk to you about.

but your nuts is out.

All right, listen, listen. Will you do
me a favor?

Yeah, anything.

Will you stay in Africa and be the king
of Kavooki land?

The king of all you survey.

Hello, Mr. Puttbender. Hey, that's my
nurse from the hospital.

How?

How? Fish. How?

Great one. Help me. It's through.

Hey, you.

Thanks. I mean it.

My cause.

Mr. Bone.

My prince.

At last, it's day two of the Sun City $2
million challenge, and it looks like

Joss Farah is going to go unchallenged.
I've got to say, Bill, it's the first

time that I've seen a tournament
postponed because of a missing golfer.

Vince Lee hasn't shown up. He's out of
the game. Out of the tournament.

Out of his mind. Four!

Kabuki wood.

What a marvelous shot from Vince Lee.

He's had three successive wins since he
toppled Josh Farah at the Sun City 2

million in South Africa six months ago.

The question now is, can he fulfill his
dream and do it again here at Augusta in

the U .S. Masters?

As he steps onto the 18th green on the
final day of the tournament, all that

stands between him and victory is 18
feet.

Okay, tell him it's two balls to the
right and don't leave it short.

Two balls to the right and don't leave
it short.

Tell the prince he must think of Ntonku.

Bone says you must think of Tokyo?

Ntonku.

Ntonku. Bone says think of Ntonku.

Yeah, boy, my prince.

You don't have to.

Explore him, sushi!

My king, you have a son.

A son?

Show me.

I

did it for you,

my father.

Bone?

You have tasted the breath of a woman.

with that music, man.

What happened to the music, man?

Who is that guy?

Mr. Bo.

Sorry, man. Okay, carry on, Rowlings.

Go down.

It is now twice at my warning you have
failed to go down. I'm trying to get

down!

Go ahead. I need a birdie.

Go

down.

But when I told you go down, you did not
listen.