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Men should be free! Don't let anyone enslave you!

You know, Mr. Lincoln used to say that.

Well, I'm single and I intend to stay that way.

The only law I know is my law.

Eat to live. Isn't that right, little pig?

If I have to steal to make a living, I will steal.

But even when I steal, I do it with a sense of justice.

One good thing about Jed Trigado. He is a righteous man.

Never steal from the poor.

In fact, what can be stolen from a poor person?

I don't want to be rich, you know?

Because all rich people are disgusting.

I stole from you to exchange you for something.

For a good friend of mine.

You must think I'm crazy for giving away what I stole.

And you are right. I'm crazy.

If I weren't crazy, I probably wouldn't talk to a pig.

- Good? Are you sure he's coming? - Yeah.

Then he stops worrying you. If he shows up, that son of a bitch is mine.

And all the prize money is yours.

Because I live? We can get the prize in another way.

Bullet in the back and bang, bang.

It would be simpler.

I dont live.

There was a guy who wanted to arrest Jed.

They found him hanging from a tree.

- Who is he? - Uncle Jeremy. I have to bury it.

Why don't you use an undertaker?

He was the undertaker.

Continue.

Jed.

He brought you a little pig.

- Where is the cow? - Obviously, she is not under my hat.

She's in the barn.

- I take it you want to see it? - I want you to bring her here.

Like you say, Jed. He was just cooking something.

Are you hungry? Why don't you come down?

Come on, I'm in a hurry. Here, take the pig, and let's finish it.

- Just checking if she is female. - Bring it and see later.

I told you I was in a hurry. Here it is.

Wait for it to come down.

You can't help but be careful. You're a

businessman, Jed, you know how things are.

I'm surprised you don't want to go to the barn to check on the cow.

She wouldn't lie to you.

Aparasio.

- Dear cigarette. - What cigarette?

Just a cigarette, that's all.

You lied to me, right, Aparasio?

Do you know what I do to people who lie?

Only a son of a bitch smokes cigarettes like that!

- This is Francisco the Bald! - Come on!

- Francisco, catch him... - To the horses!

- He will kill me! You have to catch it! - Shut your mouth!

- Are you OK? - Yes Yes.

- He went there, towards the mountain. - Come on.

Stop! Stop!

Have you ever seen someone wearing a funny hat walk by?

- Yes. - Where did you go?

- Over there. He rode like crazy. - Come on!

Look, there he is!

Motherfucker.

Come on, get out.

I want a hundred dollars. I know who you are, Jed Trigado.

- Who I am. - You're a bully.

If it wasn't for me, the sheriff would have caught you. So he pays.

I want this money.

What's a fool like you going to do with my money?

I'll tell you. I'm going to buy a gun and be like you.

Jed Trigado take the money, don't give it away!

- Remember that, fool! - I'm not stupid, but Sonny, you son of a bitch!

- Came back! - Yeah.

It is irritating.

Come on, let's show him.

Hey, what's that hair like? You are a woman!

Yes, you are a woman. Yeah.

- Leave me alone. - Yeah.

You know what I do to women, huh?

Yeah.

Come here!

- Come on. - No! No!

- Come on. So. - No no...

- Come on, relax. - No!

No.

Oh shit.

You are a virgin.

Virgins make me sick.

Damn fool. Come on.

She has the body of a woman and is a virgin.

That changes everything.

- I'm not a damn woman! - What are you, a monkey?

Listen. Hey.

Wait!

Please, I want with you!

Maybe with someone else, but at least with me.

Wait, let's at least try.

So do you want to try it?

Hey, what is this?

- What's up Indians? - No, they are not.

Who is it?

- He looks like a child. - Do something.

- He may still be alive. - Of course I'm alive.

I will kill you if you move.

You, come down!

Yes that is good. Come on!

- Teach them how to treat the poor. - Yeah come on!

- Give me the money. - Yes this is.

- Come on. - Come on, hurry up!

- Come on. - Come on!

Put this here. All. Well.

- Clean them. We don't want witnesses, do we? - That's how it is.

Let's finish. Shoot.

- No no! - Shut your mouth!

Die with dignity. Shoot!

- That? Wait a minute. - Understand. I understand.

- Understood. Go to them. - Let me go!

You want to be a bully, but you don't have the guts.

Of course you're not brave. You are castrated at birth.

Nobody move.

Goodbye, Sopolanki.

Do not move.

I told no one to move!

Damn horse.

Do not move.

Get the girl!

Nobody move. Damn it, don't move!

I don't need a horse, I can walk! I don't mind!

You should have seen her. She kicked like a mule and swore worse than a man.

If she did something illegal, she should be punished.

Do you think they're going to hang her, Lou? She is a woman after all.

Man or woman, it doesn't matter.

I'm sorry, that's the truth. It doesn't matter.

- Happens. - Do you know the undertaker's daughter?

The little blonde? The one who was dressed as a boy?

Francisco questions her.

Francisco? Hard and woe to her.

Well.

What are you thinking, girl?

Will you tell me where Jed is?

Because if you don't say it, I'll cut out your tongue.

- We solved it, right? - Come on! Do it.

I won't tell you anything, and you can't force me either.

You do not understand. I speak to you as a father.

You are a naughty girl.

And for that you will be punished.

Bring Aparasio.

I'll pay you five if you want. This is my salary. And this too?

This.

Whoever invented spaghetti is a genius.

He must have gotten rich.

- Honey, this is not for sale. - Put it on my bill.

You are very brave. That's good, Jed.

But I do not have anything. Can you lend it to me?

I don't remember you having credit with me.

Listen, bastard. Put it in your empty head.

If you don't lower this crazy price for this piece of junk, I'm calling the sheriff.

Come on, ladies. Come on ladies!

Even if there are no clients, this is

no reason to laze around like real sluts!

Real whores.

You are appreciated, Jed. The reward is $500 on your head.

- How do you know? - The whole town is talking.

And here is a dangerous man with a scar. His name is Francisco.

And he desperately wants your ass.

God knows why, eh, Jed?

Don't know. It could be a pedal.

Well, you can always negotiate with him and point him in the right direction.

Yes, someday he will get tired.

But then again... when he's gone, someone else will come.

And then the next one, right?

What do I have? Diamond in the ass?

Jed, why don't you leave this life?

Yes, I may be shooting.

I'll paint a target on your ass and pay whoever gets it right.

Get out of here, I don't want to see you! Know?

- Come here. - Salt!

- Damn. - Go away, trash. Trash!

- I was joking. - Trash!

You are the only sane person I know.

Hey, have you thought about bringing a new blonde here?

You will make more money and sell most of the things I bring you.

Why don't you bring me something new and fresh for a change?

Hear.

Why don't you ask your friend Francisco?

I could give you that bag of bones.

I'll send it to Yuma tomorrow. 15 years in prison! Pity.

A thin bag of bones, but at least it's fresh.

Come on! Fast!

I have to make you walk!

“Be merciful” should not be used for you!

They always do my dirty work. And what do I get for it?

Nothing! This is what I get.

That lousy Francisco! I take the risk and he takes the money.

Yes, this is another dirty job of yours.

Who is he lying to? "I want you to take it, for yourself."

"I want him in Federal Prison." Of course.

He really cares if Jed catches me and leaves me to the vultures.

He cares a lot about me. He's using me as bait.

I won't ambush anyone. If we get to the raft

I'll throw you into the water to get to Yuma.

I'm going to start from the beginning. Then they will look for me.

Mother of God, forgive me if I kill her.

You shouldn't have sent her to Aparasio.

- No? Because? - Sheriff...

Jed will free her and kill Aparasio.

- Aparasio has no chance against him. - Seriously, do you think?

I understand. If Jed tries it, we will...

You think too much. Remember, he will give you a headache.

Just don't lose sight of it.

Come on.

Come on. From now on I want you by my side.

No dirty tricks, Jed! Try it and I'll kill Sonny.

I know what you're thinking, Jed, and I know you don't care about her!

But if you clean me up, do you know what you get? Francisco.

Then forget about dinner!

Do you hear what I'm saying, Jed?

There are no stupid ideas in your head! I didn't come for you.

I came because I have a score to settle with this son of a bitch.

Now, you will be calm! Come on.

Francis, look!

Jed!

- Stop! - Come on, let's disappear.

Across the river, quick!

Get on the raft!

Come on, fuck it! Come on.

Untie it!

- Jed, I can't! - Beware!

My raft! My raft! They took my raft!

The next bullet will be between the eyes!

But you won't die so easily, you scoundrel!

Have a good trip, Trigado!

What will I do now without my raft?

You want to be a bandit, huh?

You don't know how to shoot. You can't fuck yourself.

You don't know how to run.

I bet you don't even know how to spit.

There is a way to tell the difference between a man and a woman.

A man can spit, a woman cannot.

Look.

Try it.

Come on, try it.

Is.

Okay, I can't spit.

Then be silent.

- At least I know how to use a weapon! - What are you doing, let it go!

Leave it here! Here here...

Hey! Not there, here!

Yes ok. That is better.

Who told you to move?

You will only move if I tell you, understand?

You're just going to do what I tell you and when I tell you, you understand?

Only when I tell you, do you understand?

And let's get to know each other right away.

If you want to stay with me...

That is, if I decide to take you with me...

You will walk three steps behind me.

Like a dog. Like a dog.

You are a dog and I am a teacher. Do you understand?

No!

- That? - No!

Shut your mouth! Do you want me to break your head?

Do what I say or I'll break your head!

And I'll leave you to the vultures.

Hey!

Look to you.

- Do you know what this is? - Of course. Cow shit.

Don't be so rude.

Come on, Great Mother, come on.

- You're talking to me? - What the hell would I talk to you about?

- Asked. Why do you call her Big Mom? - Because there is milk.

Know? And who told you that you could talk?

Shut up and go!

- Wait. - Because?

I'm thirsty. Wait.

She is worth much more than your dirty snout.

Don't worry, there is enough for everyone.

- I'll finish soon. - Let me try.

Please let me try it first. Please, Omilio.

- Well, who will try it first? - Omilio! Look! Look who's coming.

- It's Jed! Jed! - Hey!

Panchito, tell the others to come! Jed is coming.

- Jed! - Jed!

- Look what it takes us. - I see.

Thank you.

- Thanks, Jed. - It's okay Chico.

That's a fat cow. She can feed everyone.

At least all children and the elderly. With a little care, a whole town can.

How can our poor people thank you?

We cannot repay you for your kindness.

But, everything we have is yours. You are like a brother to us.

- And everything in the town is yours, brother. - When I tell this story,

- everyone will cry. - Jed.

- I mended your coat. - Thank you.

- Your girl has grown up. - Growing?

She got married three weeks ago.

Married you say? What are you doing here?

Get in the room and do what you have to do!

You're young. When a woman gets married, you know what she should do.

You learnt something?

And then, Don García Moreno's men took our sheep.

Why not?

Oh, we don't know how to fight, Jed. We just want to live in peace.

But you know? If you stay to live with us.

- No one will dare to hook us. - Very late.

- Because? - Just like that.

Is.

Because I live like an animal. And that's how I want to live.

I have no obligations. I just have some rules.

I couldn't bear to stay here.

I am constantly on the move. Life is too short.

- You can't go on like this your whole life, Jed. - Why not?

Because now you have a wife.

Is that what you call a woman? Come on, he doesn't even get up to go to bed.

See.

Now let's see if you are a good dog and how you listen to me.

Damn, you don't know how to do it right either?

I have a wife too! Is that so, Somilo?

A woman should look like this.

Exactly. Nice and full of milk.

Yes. With enough milk to feed the world.

But everyone seems to be thinking about something other than making a living.

No one should go to bed hungry. Yeah.

Nice shot huh?

What do you mean?

If you want to be an assassin, you better get a good weapon.

And he walks like a man, not like a chicken.

Elegant! First you have to learn to look dangerous.

Look him straight in the eyes and never turn your back on him.

Because if you do, you will be in trouble.

Yes. Here you have it.

Take it. And don't rush. Everything will come by itself.

It's like putting your finger up your nose. You do it and he's done.

Here, let's see you. Come on, shoot.

A little to the left. So.

Well.

- Move on! - Why should I move? Tell me.

Come on, shoot!

I can't stand you standing there!

"I can't stand you there." What do you want?

You want to be a man, huh?

Get out of here. Get dolls to play with.

- You are a thief! - No, I swear, we don't take it.

- We are poor but honest. - Stop lying!

Listen everyone!

That cow belongs to Don García Moreno and you stole it from him!

Are you stupid enough to steal from Don García?

I want this guy out!

If he doesn't do it, all the women in the town will be widows!

- Do you hear, Somilo? - Pedro! Watch this!

He was buried.

Who gave you this?

The one who gave them the cow. YO.

Let the cow feed them, and let the machine

gun defend them from bastards like you.

Drop your weapon! Immediately! Come on!

And you too. Come here.

Okay, that's better.

I want you to take a message to your boss.

Tell him that if he abuses these people again...

He'll take care of me, Jed Trigado. From now and for the future.

Do you understand?

Very good shot, Sonny.

But next time he tries to kill them all. Relentlessly.

And you, Somilo... And everyone else, listen!

If something like this happens again, I won't be here...

Remember I gave you this. Use it!

Motherfucker.

I'll come back here.

He went to Mexico, I know he is.

I know him very well. But I'll wait for you, Jed.

I will be in this border town and I will wait for you.

I've seen too much rain in my life.

But I have never seen such a deluge.

Why dont you undress?

Do you want to have bronchopneumonia?

This will help you, take it.

Well.

I don't mind.

If you die, remind me tomorrow to bury you.

I'm going to bed.

I know what's bothering you. I know everything.

Do not be stupid.

Accept it. If you hadn't killed him, he would have killed you.

Such people are just worms.

I know what it is, but you're happier than me. The first time I killed 12 people.

And you can't compare 12 to one.

It's like love.

You only remember the first one, but not the second. Because it's almost the same.

By the way, that's what happened when I escaped from the county jail.

And especially because he was half alive.

They killed the God in me.

One day I got bored and said, set the damn place on fire.

I was lucky that there was a dynamite depot nearby.

Everything went up into the air, and twelve guards...

They were roasted, like pork schnitzels.

It was pure chaos. Burned heads of guards...

Everyone has a career the way they want.

AND...

The head of the guard was Francisco.

Therefore, since then...

My life is like a nightmare when I'm awake.

Therefore, I want to sleep.

And forget about it.

One.

Two.

Three. Four.

Eight. Nine.

She roasted them like pork schnitzels.

She killed everyone. When you kill one, you can kill them all. Good?

Well, I can't. Can't.

If I can. I don't like you either.

It's not a chance brother. No possibility.

Okay, I'm ready.

I'll fix you!

That?

Good!

Idiot! Give me the gun! Salt!

- Bastard! - Shut your mouth!

- No, Jed, leave me alone! - Shut your mouth! Shut your mouth...

What about you?

Nothing.

- I'm a virgin. And that is bad! - Damn!

Well. Start transferring.

- All? - All.

For.

Before serving, the pork must be roasted.

Do you hear that, Jed?

Which is good for the goose...

It's also good for pork.

About the horses! About the horses!

Come on! Hop!

What the hell is going on?

- It's Jed! - Jed?

- Jed, what happened? - Give to me.

Bring alcohol and something for a bandage.

Move on!

Silence! That? A little blood!

I can guess. Francisco, right?

No. I had a little problem, I was setting off fireworks.

- And who is this? - Some idiot.

He wants to be a bully.

Why do you take her with you if he is such an idiot?

Yes, good question.

I'll be damned if I know.

I don't want these damn things! Give me something to wear.

What do you think of us, the Salvation Army?

Everyone has to pay something. And you are no exception, dear.

- Let's talk about the price? - We'll talk later, okay?

I have an idea.

I'll take her. It's not a thing, but some people love skinny.

You will have to open it. It's still sealed.

Do you mean virgin?

I know one who pays $200 for a virgin!

We're going to make money on this, Jed.

Take off your clothes, let's see what you have.

Get your hands off me!

Bitch!

I want to personally make sure that you are a virgin!

No! Leave me alone! No!

- Hold her! Hold her! - Enough! I said stop it!

- Damn! - Why not!

- For! - Oh my God.

Is it funny to you? I will teach! Salt! Salt!

This applies to you too! Get out there and stay there!

Get out! Get out damn whores!

Why are you crying now?!

Because I love you.

What did you say?

What did you say?!

I said I love you.

And if you... if you want to stay here...

I'll do it then.

I'll stay here if you want me to.

Nobody ever told me that.

I love you.

By virtue of my rights granted by God and the Mexican government...

I pronounce you husband and wife until death do you part.

Let not man separate what God has joined together. Hold hands, please.

Now, if you want an additional ceremony, you have to pay extra.

If not, the principal is only three dollars.

Without ceremony. It's ready?

- If you don't want more... - Your wallet.

- Wallet? - Yes, your wallet. You do not listen?

- Yes. And your coat. - Oh yeah.

My wedding gift. Go to the grand piano.

Play! If someone asks who stole you,

Tell them Jed and Sonny Trigado! Mr. and Mrs!

Come on! Let's go!

- Put it on my bill, Jack. - Yes ma'am.

My lady wants to try on those boots.

They cost four dollars and 85 cents.

- What, you think we don't have money? - No. No. Of course ma'am.

- Please sit down. - Thank you.

They are very nice boots, I assure you.

They are very pretty, really. Look sir.

The mayor's wife ordered them, but she refused them.

- Good? They are wonderful. - Thank you.

Here...

How much is it sir?

- Fifteen dollars. - Marvelous.

- Sir, what's up with this? - It's expensive, it costs $28.50.

- That's expensive, Sonny. It costs 28.50. - Good?

Oh thanks.

- Go Go. - Oh I'm sorry.

- What do you think about them? - I'm a little tight down here.

We'll fix them, of course.

- You have a very generous man, lady. - Yes it is.

- These are very nice boots. - They're not bad.

- Do you want to walk with them? - Yes I want.

Do you know what else you need?

We also need a gun belt for my wife.

About her wife, sir?

Yes, we are going to America. We must be ready.

- I understand you completely. - You never know.

Let's see if it fits you, ma'am.

- A gun for my wife's belt. - Hi Jack!

- Is closed! - I'm coming!

- Is closed. - Why are we closed?

Because when the Trigado family goes shopping,

they don't want anyone to get in their way.

- Is there anything else, sir? - Yes. Your money.

This is an assault.

Oh shit.

End of betting.

Number 13, black.

- Number 19! - Yes ma'am. Number 19.

Leave your money please. Put the money. Place a bet.

End of betting.

Oh my God. I win!

For! For. Number 19, pay me!

She's joking. She fell headlong, like a little girl.

It's not normal, but it's not dangerous. It's not funny?

Idiot! What happen? You have to wait.

- Because? - Because life has its own rules.

I'm so sorry, ladies and gentlemen!

Okay, it's a robbery! Nobody move!

Do you understand now? It is if you follow the rules.

Grant. Jed Trigado, $1,000. Sonny Trigado, $500.

I'm Jed Trigado.

Hands up.

- You did this? - Yeah.

- Why is there no image here? - Because we don't have any.

Son! Access.

- Take a photo of the lady. - Yes sir.

- Why only me? - Because one day when they kill you,

I want to have a memory. Come on! And try to make the image nice.

Stop here. One moment.

In a second.

- Not that way! - Do not move!

How the hell do you hold the rifle? Like this! Stand!

A smile please. Only a little.

Smile, for the love of God!

- A. - Jed, what if you die first?

Yeah! Stop!

- Without a smile, sir? - We are smiling.

Low!

- I am a star. - OK sir.

Keep going that way. Do not move.

One two.

Three.

Trigado!

Prize $5,000.

I don't see raising the price of these two doing any good.

I'm afraid you're right.

The prize has been raised three times, and what has it brought us?

We have two murderers and thieves the likes of which have never been seen in this area.

I'm afraid, gentlemen, that for the last three months we have looked like fools.

If he wants to be re-elected this year, we have to figure this out.

It looks like it's your turn since Francisco is no longer in the game.

Hi Meryl, where are you going?

Francisco.

I'm still in the game, Greenhound.

You will find gold at the end of the rainbow,

when you see two hanging on the rope.

- Right, Meryl? - Tex will pay the money.

If you want these two criminals, sign this petition.

It is a total amnesty, for all previous crimes,

for anyone who commits them, dead or alive.

- This paper will collect all the mud... - I don't care about all that.

I think we have no right to offer amnesty.

Forget the law, Your Highness. Forget it!

Just sign the petition and they will be ours.

You better get ready. He comes.

He can't be him.

Of course it's him.

- Why is he dressed like that? - Because he is disguised. He dressed up.

Thank goodness you stopped.

- He doesn't move. - What is this joke, Francisco?

- Trying to disguise yourself? - Shut your mouth!

I'll talk.

What is the number Francisco?

Trying to dress up?

I thought you were out of the game. But since you're not, I'll throw you out of there.

Because I will kill you like I killed those guards.

When I kill someone, it's to protect myself from a bastard like you.

Why are you laughing?

Look at him while he talks to you!

Did you hear what Mrs. Trigado told you?

Look at me while I talk to you!

- Son! - Leave it alone!

Low! Low! Leave him alone!

Do not kill him! Jed, you can't kill him.

What the hell are you talking about?

I would never kill someone who couldn't defend themselves.

Jed Trigado, I would never do that.

Kill a blind man.

Are you kidding? Look at it.

He is so pathetic.

He is so frustrating I want to cry.

Give him a dollar.

I hope he's not saying I'm a son of a bitch anymore.

Come on.

Come on.

You have to start from the bottom.

- The best way to see the clouds. - Okay, show me.

Hey, wait a minute. It's not that easy!

You have to understand what I'm talking about!

Come on, what do you see?

I see a grasshopper and...

And something above. I think this is another grasshopper. What is this?

It means you are talking nonsense!

Where did you see such a big grasshopper?

He is a man with a sword and big breasts!

- But I see big grasshoppers. - Shut your mouth! Do I have to repeat?

You do't know what you are talking about!

Don't talk to me like that! We are married

- and we must do everything together. - Crap! I am not married!

You may be married, but I'm not. Get it into your head!

I was wrong to take you to the altar. My head hurts.

"Don't talk to me like that."

Shit.

It was just a grasshopper.

Yeah.

Looks like it's Jed Trigado.

Come on popcorn, wake up!

Very slowly, hands up.

- Bounty hunter, I guess. - Bounty hunter?

No, we are not that. For you two, I'll get $2,000.

- And total amnesty for both of them. - Only $2,000?

Are you kidding?

That's not even close to what she's worth.

She is fantastic.

She waits.

Honey...

She surprise.

What guys, right? Look at it. Pretty blue eyes.

- I'd like those too. - And the other one looks like a pirate.

- Who would you prefer? - YO?

- I would take both. - Good?

- Both? - Yeah.

They are mine!

- Leave something for me too. - You'll see what Sonny and Jed are worth!

We have arrived. Come on ladies.

Show your best side. So much pain, for nothing.

Lord, know that I always welcome justice.

That's why I bring you Tim Harvey and Harvey Lawton.

They don't look like it, but they are the biggest sons of bitches around.

And they should be in jail. Can I have my prize, sir?

Stupid sons of bitches.

Jed, you're not going to get very far with this. You know why?

- Because? - As soon as you walk out that door,

and a whole city will follow you.

So we shouldn't allow it, right?

Hold that, sir. Thank you.

Thank you. So.

Yeah.

Switch it on.

Come on, turn it on.

Come on.

Get outside! Get outside!

Now catch me if you can.

Let's go!

How much does it cost? How much money? How many do we have now?

- We have two damn dollars. - Two dollars?

Yes. That's expensive, you're lovely. We are expensive.

Because we are the best.

And you should...

Forward. We are the best, yes.

- Yes. - Excuse me, sir.

Hey, come in! Hey, come in!

What the hell is wrong?

- As you wish, sir. - Did you bring it?

Get into. Yes sir. And now go.

- I brought everything you wanted. - Would you like a shower?

No sir. I brought everything you asked for.

Here...

Here there are eggs, tomatoes, fruits... there are many things here.

- Excuse me. The specialty... - Well, damn it.

Greetings sir... what is your name?

- My name is Felipe. - Yes. This is Mrs. Trigado.

- Hello Felipe. - Lady...

Why are you licking it? Damn maniac.

Please excuse me sir.

I'm so sorry, sir. Sir, I told you...

- There's chicken, fruit, chocolate... - Okay, don't do it now.

- Is this real silver? - Yes sir. It is real.

- It is expensive? - I don't know, sir.

- Is there a towel? - Salam.

Is there a towel? I want to get out of the bathroom. A towel!

Oh, a towel? Yes ma'am.

To be honest, this is real life.

Hotel rooms, golden bed, waiters in tails.

Champagne and chocolate. I always dreamed of eating it.

- What are you looking at? - Hey!

Hey!

- Hey! - Excuse me sir. What would you like?

- What's going on down there? - Private party, sir.

Celebrating the first anniversary of the wedding of Don García Moreno and Doña...

Mrs. Linda, sir.

- They are rich? - Yes, very rich, sir.

And are they important people?

Considerably important. They have lots of money.

- What do we have to do to go? - It is open to everyone.

But, he must be dressed in appropriate clothing.

- What could it be? - Clothes, like this.

- Give it to me. - This is salami, sir. Delicious.

Specialty of the house.

Rest.

- Why the hell did you do that? - Shut up, it doesn't concern you.

What happen? What's so important about these people down there?

It's not about the people. And the lady with the big, pretty breasts.

As they should be. Full of milk, like cows.

Not chicken like yours!

How could you say that? Sometimes I don't understand you, really!

No? Pity. And you wouldn't understand me.

We only got married because I felt sorry for you.

So get off my back.

And may this be the first of 100 anniversaries.

Only 100? I expected twice as much.

So I only have 99 left.

Don García, can I congratulate you on his beautiful wife?

Of course. There is a reason, she is gold. Sh e-she She is a wonderful woman.

Indeed, but she did not attract me with beauty.

And with her spirituality.

- You look beautiful tonight, lady. - Oh thanks.

I have to pass. Thank you.

- Can I ask you for a dance? - But you promised me first.

Oh my God, how much you are. I can't play with everyone.

Good man, can you give me something cool?

- I'm not a waiter, I'm a guest. - No? Guess.

- I hope you accept my apology. - Then you will dance with me.

Do you always grab women like that?

You are not an ordinary woman to me. You are like milky rain from the sky.

He is beginning to suspect that you have a great perverted imagination.

Damn, everything is big with me. And I'm not small either.

May I know the name of the charming fool?

I'll tell you when you leave with me. Shall we leave this party right now?

- Where are we going, to some brothel? - You want a brothel, let's go there.

You poets are very impractical.

It can be in a house or in a bed.

I don't like making love in bed.

- I love doing it on the rocks. - Much worse than I thought.

- Yes I want it. I'll see you on the rocks. - Wonderful.

Does that man dancing with my wife look familiar to you?

Yes, I know, he sure wouldn't wear his tailor.

How can you accept a person like that in a hotel?

That's normal, honey.

Can I help you sir?

Have any Americans signed up?

Good! This is an assault!

You listen. Empty your pockets! Come on!

All! Come on!

I want your money! Come on, quick!

Fast! I said, quick! Come on!

Yes. Come on, do what I tell you.

Do what he tells you. Come on.

And you, bastard. You too, Jed Trigado, you son of a bitch!

Get away with that bitch! You think I care? Well, no!

- Are you talking about me? - Also. Your money, everything!

- Come on! Hurry up! - I? Come on.

Can you hear me! Leave it all there. Come on, quick!

Now everyone keep your hands up or you'll get a bullet between the eyes.

Including you, Jed Trigado!

There it is, Jed.

What are you waiting for? Take her!

Stop! You can do whatever you want with it, Francisco!

I'll take this one.

Please, I don't want you to kill my wife.

Leave her.

Jed!

Jed!

Do not shoot!

You're going to hit my wife! Do not shoot!

- Human waste! Awesome! - No! He will kill my wife!

- This is wonderful. - Jed!

You go there and I go to Bandera. Do what I tell you, damn it!

Bye bye!

But why did we stop here?

- You're in such a hurry that you don't remember. - Shut up, can you hear me?

Hey you!

Listen!

If you want Jed bring him, I know where she is!

I went to Bandera! You will find it there!

Go away you bastards! Go get it!

Go Go!

You're walking this way! The rest, after her!

I'm tired. I need to rest.

Somilo!

Wait, don't leave me here alone! Wait!

Hey! I just saw a snake!

Yes, bigger than your ass.

Somilo.

Somilo.

Okay, come in. What are you waiting for, an invitation?

- You can read. - Of course.

Read then.

Dear brother, we leave our poor town and place,

where we were born because we can't stand it anymore

the fear for the lives of our women and children.

We heard that Don García's men...

My husband, nice.

He wants to take away our humble land.

Forgive us, but we cannot kill, not even in self-defense.

Bye brother. Somilo.

What a vulgar and rude man he must be.

Are you worried about that?

If I had stayed, this would never have happened.

Forget it. Forget everything. That's ok?

Do you want me to let my hair down? Look.

- I want to leave. - You're a good person. It's you.

Now she closes her eyes and relax.

- I have a little surprise for you. - I want to leave.

Look! Open your eyes! I'm dancing for you!

I don't have a single friend.

- I don't even deserve to have them. - You are not alone, you have me.

- I'm a lost loner. - Jed!

- I'll heal you. - Get up!

- Jed, here I come! - Hey, come back!

Jed!

Jed!

Jed, listen to me!

They are coming! I told them! I told them where you are!

Please, let's get out of here! Please!

I want to get out of here! I don't want to die!

No! No!

Screw you!

No, please no! Please do not kill me!

Oh no.

So you told them.

I understand.

I'm sorry.

- Forgive me. - Yeah.

Get out of my sight.

I don't want to see you again.

I'm serious this time.

Get out of my sight before I kill you.

Disappear!

Shut your mouth! Damn.

Why are you crying?

Your man is coming for you.

Your beautiful husband who steals from the poor to support you.

When he comes, I have a little surprise for him.

So beautiful. Well.

You've rested enough, it's time for you to do something for me.

Yeah.

Get out of my sight before I think twice and fill you with lead.

Jed Trigado!

You're surrounded! There is nowhere to run!

Let my wife go! This is your only hope!

Let her go now, it will be easier for you! Can you hear me?

- Came back! - Hey García, don't go!

I have enough for everyone!

Come on! Let's have some fun!

Yeah come on!

Ok Moreno, you understand! Does it mean anything to you now?

I knew it was used when you were married. I am right?

Yeah.

What's wrong with the damn thing?

Yes. This thing is rusty from disuse.

Get off your ass.

- Get me out of here. - Slowly.

- Okay, stay calm. - My leg. Here.

Good! I will try!

These things are heavy.

- Be careful, damn it. - Come on, she's trying to get her leg out!

Get it out of here!

Catch it! Catch him, you bastard!

No! No!

I don't want to kill anyone anymore! Can you hear me?

You kill, you steal, you fight! I don't want this anymore!

Can you hear me? I'm not an animal!

You are worse. You are a damn woman!

That's how it is! Get it into your head!

I am a feminine creature!

Damn female creature!

Hey!

Hey wait!

Wait!

Wait for me!

Wait!

- Wait. I said wait for me, damn it. - I don't wait for anyone!

- I will go with you. - Maybe, but three steps behind me.

Like a dog.

I'll show you who will walk like a dog.

- Stop! You're my wife, damn it! - No! I'm going now!

Sonny, don't leave me. Wait!

Wait, I need you! This leg is killing me.

You're still mine...

- You are still my wife! Remember it! - Stop reminding me of that!

You can't abandon me! We are married!

We are husband and wife! Sonny, I need you!

Wait for me! Wait for me!

I love you, motherfucker!