Original subtitles

(Transcribed by UniScribe (https://www.uniscribe.co). Upgrade to remove this message.)

Hello my darlings, today we'll be working with a beautiful cut of meat.

The secret is treating it with love and care.

Stroking it, seasoning it, making sure it's tender and juicy.

I bought some extra meat, it's a bit bigger than the recipe called for but...

Okay, that's the intro section nailed.

Great job.

You're great.

Awesome.

I love the trick.

Thank you so much.

I love the way you really wielded that sausage.

You've got a great hand for that.

Thank you.

Okay, okay.

We're gonna move on to the next section now.

On to the next part?

Yeah, okay.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's my favorite time of the day.

Creaming in the kitchen.

Now, Danny, when you whisk, you've got to do it hard

until it's nice and stiff.

Turns out I'm already stiff, actually.

Might not need that whisk after all.

Is that so?

Let's give this a taste.

Thick, smooth.

the perfect consistency.

Mmm.

You should check out my personal supply.

It's always freshly delivered.

Mmm.

Why don't we try that out for the recipe?

You know, I'd have to taste test that.

Really recommend it.

Cut, cut.

That's enough guys.

Let's just remember it's a cooking show, people.

We're gonna move on, okay?

You got to see me in the kitchen.

Nice, like that.

Okay, all right, let's, let's break this.

Main cam, three, two, one.

Everyone loves that little side piece, don't they?

I know, I certainly do.

Maybe I should...

Would you like me to chop this for your salad?

Oh no, no, I think it's perfect the way it is.

Wouldn't want to lose any length.

Careful you don't gag.

I never gag. I always swallow my greens.

Okay, cut, cut.

Let's move on to the next section, please.

Oh, okay, we did this one well? We nailed it?

Yeah, yeah, we're not going to do that again.

It's enough of that.

Show how to use a cucumber.

That was great.

There we go.

Oh, big facial expressions.

Who doesn't love a sweet sauce?

It's so sticky.

Well, let me help you clean up then.

Waste not, want not.

Presentation is key when it comes to a good dessert.

I think I'm more interested in what you're presenting

under your apron, Mr. D.

Well that's more than a mouthful, I can promise you that.

Mmm, fuck cooking, I want the main course.

Fuck this!

I'm out!

I'm going back to wildlife documentaries.

Oh my god, that's such a big sausage!

So many things we could make with this.

Pure British beef, darling.

Oh, shh.

That's it, get these big bops out, shall we?

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that's so funny.

Oh my God.

Oh, you're very skilled in the kitchen.

Let's tenderize that meat.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

I'll make sure it's nice and juicy.

Oh, yes.

And a little taste test.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Fuck.

That's you, baby.

Stick your fucking toe out.

Give them fucking balls to you.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh.

roll

and

of

home

home

fucking on home

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh yes.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck yes, yes.

Oh my God, that's so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, that's a fattening meal.

Oh my goodness.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

You stuffed me with that tenderized meat.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, please.

Yes, yes.

Oh my God, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, please, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Please, please.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

You fucking little fucker.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Look at you.

Oh, fuck.

Come on, you're gonna get it.

Yes, yes, yes.

There, there, there.

Oh, fuck.

Holy fuck.

You're gonna get it.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

So beautiful.

Yes, yes, yes.

You're gonna take all that.

Yes, yes, yes.

Take it, take it, take it, take it, please.

Holy mess.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my god.

You're gonna get it.

Look at that.

That's it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh yes, you fucking let them do that.

Oh yes, good baby.

Oh my God, you're so good.

Look at that.

There you go, stick your fucking tongue out.

That's it.

That's it.

Stick your fucking tongue out, lick them balls.

There you go.

That's it.

And keep that fucking dick in your mouth.

Understand?

There you go.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Breathe.

That's it.

Breathe.

Oh yes.

Oh my god, yes, yes, yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Take a deep breath.

Take a deep breath.

Take a deep breath.

Oh, right there, right there, right there, right there.

Fuck.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Fuck you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

What the fuck?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

What can I please come on your car, please, please.

Come on my fucking dick.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck me, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck you.

Fuck you so fucking good, oh my God.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck you.

Oh my God.

Yes, yes, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.

Oh my God.

Oh baby, fuck this.

Yes, yes, yes.

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.

Oh shit.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck you, you have a little love feeling.

Every single fucking inch of your cock's light

in and out of me.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's so fucking good.

It's so fucking good.

Every single fucking inch, you have this taste.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh shit.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fucking.

Oh yes, give me some.

Give me some.

Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Oh fuck, I love how you fucking stretch me out.

Oh yes, oh yes.

Oh my god, yes.

Fuck, fuck.

Yes.

Oh my fuck, yes.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck, yes.

Let's see.

Let me set this fucking.

Please, please.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shit.

Fuck it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Holy fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, man.

That's so much.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god, fill me up like that, please, please, please.

Oh, fuck.

God, just keep filling me up with that huge fucking cock.

Oh, fuck.

Huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge.

Oh my god, it's fucking...

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, yes, yes.

Ah!

Yes, fuck. Yes, fuck, yes, fuck, yes, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh.

Breathe.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Hands right there.

Right there.

Oh my God.

I can't see it.

I feel like I should be pinched.

I'm going to need you.

I'm going to need you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god!

Fuck yes, yes, yes, yes!

Fuck, it's so fucking good!

Oh my god, yes!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Fuck!

Oh my god!

Oh, you fucking fuck.

Oh, baby.

Oh, shit.

That's it.

Oh, God.

Fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, man.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Please, please.

God, I'm in so fucking bad.

Oh my God.

I don't know.

Take it, take it.

Oh my God.

I'll get yours.

I'll get yours.

Fuck yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God.

You're my pussy.

You're my pussy.

You took off your coat.

You're my pussy.

You just took your coat.

Oh my God.

You took my pussy and just took your coat.

Oh my God.

Fuck yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

You're a dick.

You're a dick.

Oh my God.

Yes, fuck.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I'm fucking not.

I'm not fucking.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

I'm still not watching you stretch me out like that.

I'm watching you go like that.

Fuck, I love watching you fill up my fucking pussy.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, I don't want dessert, so fuck, compa.

I don't want desserts.

Oh.

Oh, yes, baby.

Ben, the fucking best you'll ever have.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

One, two, three.

Oh my God, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck me.

Oh my God, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes.

There you go.

Oh, that's too.

Oh fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes.

(Free users can only transcribe the first 30 minutes. Upgrade to re-transcribe the full file.)

(Transcribed by UniScribe (https://www.uniscribe.co). Upgrade to remove this message.)