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'Golmaal!' .

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"Wonder why the heart has started saying this."

"Now you have started staying in my heart."

"You have settled in my veins."

"Heart has started enduring your troubles."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"Wonder why the heart has started saying this."

"Now you have started staying in my heart."

"You have settled in my veins."

"Heart has started enduring your troubles."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"I come into your arms after forgetting the whole world."

"Now you shelter me by your embrace."

"If you say you want me well then I say you got me."

"My love for you is the cause of my condition."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"All around there is exponential renaissance."

"Take the rhythm and let me break it down."

"Feel the subways in the ground."

"Go ghoom... ghoom... ghoom."

"All the girls are going to shake their boom."

- "Come on!" - "Ghoom... ghoom... ghoom."

"All the boys are also to shake their boom."

"When the winds start tamping all the bodies start clapping."

- "And the girls are going to jump!" - "Ghoom."

"I stay in your dreams, by making my own world."

"Fill the air with colors by decorating my dreams."

"I stay in your dreams, by making my own world."

"Fill the air with colors by decorating my dreams."

"I need somebody, I want you right before me."

"Will you be mine; this is what my heart questions."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Everything is going to be Golmaal."

- Excuse me. - Yes.

Is this the queue for first year's admission?

Yes uncle, have you come for your daughter's admission?

See, only answer what you have been asked for!

- Yes or no? - Yes.

Thank you.

Boy goons; bad element of the society.

Yuck!

Hey smarty.

What... What is this?

[WHISTLING)

Smarty, put 100 rupees in the box.

Is this a way to ask for alms?

Alms are asked for, by joining hands. You guys are bossing around!

Hey smarty, we are not asking for alms, this is charity.

That "harami" dean of our college...

Dean is a bastard?

- Bastard. - Harishchandra Ramchandra Mirchandani.

- "Ha-Ra-Mi" . - Oh.

He has got cancer at a special place.

- Which place? - The place isn't important. He has cancer.

We are collecting 100 rupees from everybody for him.

Come on, put it in.

- Actually, this is bossing but... - Put! Come on.

What are you doing, mister? This is wrong.

Hey, did he take it from your pocket?

Come on, uncle, you must put, too.

- Hey! - See, don't you argue with them.

They are very dangerous people. Yes!

I won't give. I have worked very hard in the field and earned this money.

It's for my sister's education, why should I give?

Come, we will take him aside and teach him a lesson.

- Come... You! - Hey, don't hit uncle.

- What are you all doing! - Come on.

See... see it is my hard earned money.

- I will not give. - Hey you will keep...

...your money with yourself only, rascal?

It will get wet, I will make you bleed.

Remove the money.

Builder sir, take this. I will give his share. It's 200 rupees.

Put... Put it in the box... Put it in the box!

Yes... Yes, I am putting it in the box. I am putting it.

- Hurry up, come on. - No, don't hit him.

Come on, everybody, put your money, one by one... One by one.

No hurry, at ease. Hey, you put 300 rupees.

400 from you.

4000.100... 200... 300... 400... 500...

...600... 700... 800... 900...

- 1000. - What...

- 5000! - You guys are great actors!

- Really! - It's amazing.

Give the money here.

- Hey, let me count it at least. - Thank you.

Rascal!

- What happened? - You called me uncle!

You called me an uncle, I will make you an auntie!

No... No I didn't do it... I didn't do it, it was him.

Hey, why are you laughing?

Your tongue doesn't work but your hands work a lot!

Not me, he had said.

What did I say? When did I say?

I did what was planned. I... I didn't say anything.

You always say unnecessary things!

Hey... remove my shirt.

Hey buddy, give me money for liquor.

Aren't you all ashamed, you all make me do...

...these things in the same college where I study!

Sometimes you make me steal things from the chemistry lab.

Sometimes you tell me to remove fans from the assembly hall.

That day you made me a college professor and told me to take that girl's number!

Later that girl turned out to be that college's professor.

Till date, I haven't sat in her class.

Don't laugh. And that day you all made me a beggar...

...and made me sit outside the college gate.

You all said that we don't have money for liquor.

I have got a bad name in college due to you guys.

Don't laugh at it!

- You are our darling. - All of this is fair in friendship.

Now if we had been in your place, then even we...

- ...would've done the same thing, right? - Yes.

To hell with you all would do the same thing!

And what difference does it make to you?

You all don't even have a place to stay, you use my room.

Just because the dean of the college considers me a brilliant student,

he respects me.

Or else God knows when you guys ever went to college!

- Did you go to college? - I don't remember.

- Hey... Hey wait. - Why are you betraying us?

Bitch. She is demanding a repair again.

We will have to take her to Vasuli.

Hey, don't say that, a lot of loan is still pending.

I have cried like Tulsi and Parvati...

...and asked this vehicle on loan. You are...

You know who he is, right!

Let's do one thing, we will go and give all this money to Vasuli.

We will give the rest later, simple.

- He is joking. - We've got money after such a long time...

...and he talks about handing it over to Vasuli!

You are crazy!

If we give the money to Vasuli then what will we eat?

- How will we drink, how will we gamble? - Yes.

If we have to gift something to a girl... Then how will we give it?

Should we stop living?

Hey, make four half cups of tea and a cookie for me.

Money?

It's of green colour and it has Gandhi's photo on it.

Come on, make the tea.

The money, first!

- Have we ever given you money? - No.

- Then why are you asking for it? - Credit isn't allowed anymore.

- Has your license been renewed? - No.

What is the number for Municipality?

- I am making... I am making it. - Add ginger and cardamom.

Lolita!

Have some shame.

You are eyeing a woman who's ten times your age!

Look up, you idiot!

Hey Lolita... Baby... Yes!

Hey, don't look at her with bad intentions...

- ...she is your sister-in-law. - When did she become that?

Wait, I will make her one and come.

- Hey! - Even I have to make her sister-in-law.

Let them go, they are walking into a death well.

Look over there. It's Vasuli.

Rascals.

Hey!

- Haven't you told your brother? - What?

That he looks like Sanjay Dutt.

That same body, that same face cut!

Vastav movie's vermillion spot.

Vasuli, I have spoken with Raju Hirani. He is going to launch you in his next movie.

But... My... That money...

Oh no, I am talking about crores and you are collecting change!

What are you saying!

- Sorry. - It looks very cheap.

You have the same personality.

It will be great if you learn a little about dialogue delivery.

- Dialogue? - Like...

Hey Circuit, give me that magical hug.

Hey Circuit, give me that magical hug.

Mind blowing brother...!

Brother, it's that... that walking style. Your body is perfect already.

- Shall I teach you that? - Sure.

Hey, move aside...

Here, stand in style like a hero.

No man, what are you doing!

Not like this, there is a personality to it. A style!

- Just like a hero. - Again.

- Look carefully. - Okay.

Hey, are you teaching me to walk or to run?

Hey, he is bluffing us, catch that rascal.

Hey!

Mother, forgive me. Deal for me too.

Auntie, forgive me too. Here is mine.

Mother, take him up!

- Hey! - Sorry.

- Mother, forgive him too. - Another one by me.

Rascals, you left me there all alone.

You came, right?

- Deal for me too. Who is winning? - Mine.

Vasuli has seen the room.

Vasuli has seen the room.

- Laxman, open the door! - I won't open it.

- Open the door! - Damn it!

- Oh! Good afternoon, sir. - Good afternoon.

- Are you alone? - Yes sir, all alone.

- Is your party over? - I was studying, sir.

- I wasn't partying. - You want to be a doctor, right?

Yes sir, cancer specialist.

- PRINCIPAL: Cancer specialist. - LAXMAN: Yes.

PRINCIPAL: Then cancer specialist, tell me...

...at which special place have I got cancer?

Sir, my education is still incomplete, how I can tell that.

Shut up.

You guys were the ones who told those students that I have cancer.

And that I don't have money to get my cancer treated.

I have become so poor that... You are laughing, idiot!

Don't you feel ashamed? You guys have snatched their fees.

I have received 500 SMS's since morning.

Since people got to know about my cancer, I have got 500 messages.

Sir, that's a good news. You have so many admirers.

Shut up. Shut up!

They are messaging me so that I pay their money back before I die.

You all have done this fraud. You are the ones.

I will not spare... I will not spare anyone!

Sir... sir... sir you... you... you know what...

...all the dreams my mother had for me...

...sir, please don't do any such thing.

- Really? - Please sir.

Your mother has dreamt about such dreams?

- What is this? - Sir, human research.

- Hu... - I have human research as a subject.

So I am writing a thesis on all these things, that's it.

- This... all this is human research? - Sir.

You are writing your thesis on these naked rags?

These obscene photographs!

No... No... No sir... Sir, that wall... There's a leakage on...

...the walls, so I have put these photographs.

There is nothing else in this, sir.

You should have stuck something else, son.

Sir, I didn't find anything else, sir so...

See Laxman dear, you are a good boy.

- Don't let those three loafers enter here. - No, sir.

- Please, son. - Absolutely not.

- Please, son, concentrate on your studies. - Right, sir.

- You are a bright student. - Thank you, sir.

- Okay? - Thank you.

Sir... Sir. No... No, sir.

Hey thief!

Sir, I don't know who they are, they are not with me.

Sir, you... You know them?

So you all are here only.

Take this, consider it as a rent for the room.

- We will give it every month. - You all are bribing me!

How long has it been since you all were thrown out of the college?

- 10 years? - 10.

It's been 10 years and you all are still here!

- Sir... Sir... Sir. - Are you all not ashamed?

- I have a scheme. You sit. - I don't want it.

- Sit down. - No. Leave.

On buying one Zippo lighter, you get one flat free!

I don't want any scheme of yours.

Last time too, you all had given a similar scheme.

Sir, see this, I have brought such an AC...

...that won't cost you an electricity bill all your life.

- But the AC was good. - Keep quiet, fool!

I am still taking loans and paying its bill.

Hey!

What?

Sir, he is saying that, 'Hey we know that you are crazy for Rosy madam...

...and we still haven't written a letter, telling your wife about it.'

- Sir! - He is saying it... not me.

You all are trying to blackmail me!

You all are trying to blackmail me!

Aren't you all ashamed?!

I will hand you people over to the cops.

Firstly, you all are staying here illegally since last 10 years.

I will hand you people over to the cops.

All your life will be spent in prison.

- Get out! Get out! - Why are you getting upset?

Be polite.

- Get... Get out! - Let's go.

- Are you coming? - No.

Get out... Get out... Get out!

- See, you are very intelligent. - Thank you, sir.

And don't let these three loafers come in.

- Never. - Keep your doors locked.

- Absolutely. - These loafers shouldn't come inside.

No, sir.

- Get out. - Thank you, sir.

Sorry, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you.

See, what you are doing is absolutely wrong.

One day this dean will throw me out of here.

I will have problem, but even you...

- ...all won't have a place to stay in. - Now deal.

Oh man, this is sir's pouch. Give, I will go and give it back.

Hey generous man, bring it here.

Fair and lovely. Really!

Condoms? It's chewing gum.

- What is it? - Go.

- What is that? - Exam papers.

Come on, give it to me, I will clear my exams. Give it to me.

How will he pass, he is not going to appear for his exams.

- Why? - He has to sell the papers tomorrow.

Correct. As no one is going to buy them from us.

- Why? - And he is decent.

Hey... Hey look, I am not going to sell papers.

I am very serious about this. Hey mother has a deep desire.

- Sorry auntie. - Sorry auntie.

"Here... here... here we go."

"We running for the money, running for the money, yeah!"

"Taking it down with us..."

"We running for the money, running for the money, yeah!"

"Here... here... here we go."

"We running for the money, running for the money, yeah!"

"Taking it down with us..."

"We running for the money, running for the money, yeah!"

"Is there something fishy or a lot more than that?"

"I am great, baby, I am amazing!"

"Be careful... Be careful."

"Your heart doesn't get stolen, take care of that."

"Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal."

"We running for the money, running for the money, yeah!"

"We running for the money, running for the money, yeah!"

"We running for the money, running for the money, yeah!"

"We running for the money, running for the money, yeah!"

"We are not bad, this heart is not bad."

"So if the world is bad, then what can we do about it?"

"I am not a bad guy! I am not a bad guy!"

"We are not bad, this heart is not bad."

"So if the world is bad, then what can we do about it?"

"We teach them what they taught us."

- "Have a little blast!" - "It's that what you call!"

"Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Is there something fishy or a lot more than that?"

"I am great, baby, I am amazing."

"Be careful... Be careful."

"Your heart doesn't get stolen, take care of that."

"Hey onetime..."

"Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal."

"Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal."

Get out! Get out!

I said, get out! And never show your inauspicious face ever again!

Or else I will hand over each one of you to the cops.

I said, get out! Get out! First, you stole my purse...

...on top of that, you leaked that paper!

And you sold it for 500 rupees to the students saying...

...that I have a cut of 400 rupees in that!

Are you all not ashamed! Shameless! Fools! Idiots!

I don't even know abuses and on top of that...

...what all schemes did you all bring to me?

"Sir, buy this lighter, you will get a free flat."

"Sir, buy this telephone, you will get a refrigerator free."

"Sir, get this AC, your electricity will be free!"

Am I a fool! Do you all think that I am a fool!

Even 'fool' is a small word for you all.

- Do you think I am a... - Fu...

Keep quiet. Keep quiet! Idiots! Get out! Get out!

You all are even worse than badluck.

Even badluck can be get rid of, but not you guys!

You all have been sitting on my head since 10 years!

You all have made me crazy! I have gone crazy!

Because of you all I am suffering from acidity.

I will have a heart attack!

You told Rosy madam that I have gone bald, didn't you?

Yes! Yes, I have gone bald... I have gone bald!

What will you do? What will you do?

- I have gone bald... - Sir...

Gone bald!

- Sir... - Get out!

- Get... Get... Get out. - There is a new scheme.

A car free on buying an underwear.

- Not on this, on an un... - Get out!

Why are you getting upset, sir?

- Be polite. - We will leave.

- Get out. Please, get out. - Come.

Yes, I am! I have become that...

If I stayed with you, I'll become an ass too!

- You want to buy papers and pass?! - Sir...

- Sir, why are you hitting me? - Go from here. Get lost!

Get out!

LAXMAN: I am ruined because of you all.

What will I tell my mother?

Poor woman used to work at a collector's house.

She dreamt that even I should study and be a collector.

GOPAL: Why do you need to study to become a collector?

You are anyway our collector. You only collect our money.

I don't want to ruin myself anymore.

I will go to my village, at least, there I have my own house to stay.

Yes. It's a great thing to have a house.

But what's the use of that house...

...where parents are after killing each other.

It's better to be homeless than to have such a house.

Yes, hostel is good...

...at least I get a sound sleep beside those poster girls.

I lost my sleep when I was small.

My father had two wives. One was my mother.

And the other of the neighbor.

Sou ... tel Sou... sou... tel...

Souteli .

Her kids used to make fun of my dumbness.

You still had a house.

I neither had a house nor family.

When I came to my senses, I was in Jamnadas orphanage.

First I used to think that Jamnadas is my actual father.

Then I later got to know that Jamnadas had already expired when he was small.

His father had made this orphanage in his remembrance.

Then send them into an orphanage.

Even there they won't take you all.

I don't want to stay with you all. I am going.

He will come back in the same speed that he left in.

It's 10.30.

Gopal, he is talking to you.

What... Tsunami?

We are here only.

Damn it! I should've placed a bet.

He came back again.

Is this a time to jog!

Okay, Vasuli is coming. Hey run from here!

Catch those rascals!

"We running for the money, running for the money, yeah!"

"We running for the money, running for the money, yeah!"

Hey Gopal, hurry up! Run! Come on!

Hey, come on!

What happened, buddy? What happened?

Just because we've taken it on installment...

- ...doesn't mean it should work this way! - Damn it!

It keeps on stopping, what kind of a bike is this!

- What happened? - Hurry up, look!

Hey! Vasuli! Vasuli!

"We are running for the money..."

- We will have to climb this gate. - Doors open too!

Come! Hey!

Who is it?

- Who is it? - No one.

I am getting a feel that he has seen us.

Did he see or not?

- What he saw; no one else saw that. - What did he see?

He saw that there are four of us and that old man is alone.

He will go inside and call the police.

Then let's run.

Yes. Anyway we haven't come here to buy the bungalow.

No... No... No... No!

You know, if there is any noise, then I feel...

...as if our grandson Sameer has come.

When Sameer will come, he will come in broad day light.

He will not come at night like a thief.

MANGLA: I wonder whether he will come or not.

He will come... He will come.

America is not close by; it takes 22 hours, even by flight.

It's been 22 years now. I had seen him when he was small.

GRANDPA: I know and you are just living to wait for him, right?

GRANDPA: Why not, he is our only grandson and...

...anyway, he is our only heir. Really.

See, let him come whenever he comes.

But till he comes, we will have to live...

...being each other's support, right?

One... Tell me one thing.

When he comes, how will we recognize him?

- You don't worry, I have faith. - Yes.

We... We will feel it on our own.

GRANDPA: Come on, it's very late, let's go to sleep.

Switch off the lights.

What difference does it make whether there is light or darkness?

We are destined for nights, 24 hours a day.

Really!

Then why did you go outside with a torch?

Yes. So that the thieves won't get to know...

...that two blind people stay in this bungalow.

Hey, the oldie fooled us, they both are blind!

They are not deaf.

- Calangute, last bus stop. - Last bus stop.

- Chapel lane. Last bungalow. - Last bungalow.

Name of the bungalow?

- Shanti Niketan. - Not Nari Niketan, it's Shanti Nike...

- I said Shanti Niketan only. - Shanti Niketan.

- Which floor? - Who came? Who came?

- He is asking, 'Which floor?'. - Is your top floor empty?

I said bungalow... Bungalow! Floor he asks!

Two people stay there, an old man and an old lady.

- Both are blind. - Blind! Consider your work done!

Hey, where's Gopal?

- What are you thinking of? - There is an idea.

What if I enter the house as Sameer?

If they get a whiff of it, then what?

They can't see, so whatever face it is, what difference does it make?

No... No, it's a sin to do such a thing.

Just think friends, it's such a big bungalow.

Our lives will be made. No worries about the meals as well!

But both of you will have to stay as Lucky.

What do you mean?

I mean, you both will have to stay as dumb and deaf like Lucky.

- No one will speak. Only I will speak. - Thank you.

My head is blasting after hearing them talk. Hey!

Hey look, I won't be able to do this. I am going.

- Hey, where are you going? - Hey, leave me!

- What are you guys doing! - You won't listen!

- Where are you going? - Are you all not ashamed!

"Golmaal!"

Hey! Hey! Who is it? Who...

Who... Who is it?

Who are you? Say!

Say! Who are you! Who are you? Who are you, thief!

I will call the police. Police. Thief!

Tell me who are you or else I'll call the cops.

- I... I... - Who I?

- I... I... I... - Who I?

You are grandpa.

- Who are you then? - I... I... I am Sameer.

- Sameer? Who Sameer? - Sameer your grandson!

- Sameer! - My grandson?

My grandson, you came from America!

- Then why didn't you say anything? - Surprise... Surprise!

Surprise.

How did you come?

- Flying! - You flied?

In the plane... In the plane.

You came all of a sudden. You should have told us that you are coming.

You should have written a letter. Or you should have told someone.

You should have called.

I saw the movie Swades.

Swades! Swades in Videsh ?

- Stop your military investigation now. - Yes.

My grandson has come after so many years.

Let him at least catch a breath. Come son, come.

- Come. You have come after so many years. - Watch the sofa.

Come, sit. You have come by air, so relax, you must be tired.

- Sit... Sit. - That's it.

Hey, where are you going, sit... Sit.

- Where is your luggage? - I have brought it.

I have three suitcases.

Keep them inside, there are many thieves who roam around here.

- Which flight did you come from? - That... from America!

- New York to Goa! - Now Goa is direct?

You stay in Chicago, right?

- That... I shifted. - You shifted, okay.

Where do you stay in New York?

- That New York... - That is there.

- Where do you stay? Where? - There.

Where do you stay in the whole of New York?

- Jhasi's queen! - Jhasi's queen?

Fire torch! Balasaheb's house... that's not where I stay!

Statue!

- Statue? - Statue of Bata... Bata.

Lib... liberty's statue.

- In front of the statue of liberty. - Okay.

Statue of liberty, okay. But the statue is in water.

- Since when? - Since always or even that has shifted?

No I... I was joking.

When I open the window of the house, then in front...

Okay, so you have a house facing that.

How nice would it have been if your parents would have come.

What happened? What happened!

- Grandpa, there was a cat. - Was it a cat or a bull?

Is that cat Chinese?

- Hey, you keep quiet! - That's how you talk to your grandpa!

Where are your values? Can't a grandpa make a joke on a cat?

You have learnt this from aboard and come?

- Hey, you stop! - Stop? Who went? Who went?

Grandpa, not stop, hunger... Hunger.

Yes! He must be hungry, he has come from so far away.

You wait, son. I will just cook food and come.

Four plates.

Why four plates?

That... I have carried three suitcases with me so that's why I am very hungry.

Three suit cases, four plates, right.

No... No... No, not four, today, you, me and your grandpa...

...will have food together in one plate.

- Yes... Yes. - Okay, bring the food fast.

Why is your voice coming from far away?

That grandpa... that... my stomach...

...is empty, so my voice is echoing.

- Okay, it is echoing. - God! He has gone crazy.

You still didn't tell me your postal address, son.

- MANGLA: Listen. - Yes.

MANGLA: Remove the box of butter from top.

- Yes. - Go, remove the box.

Yes, grandson has come so today there will be pure butter.

Otherwise, for me it's no oil, no butter. Only dry bread.

Hey!

I don't want to stay here!

If we stay with him, we will directly land up in prison.

I am going.

You cannot go anywhere, you are my half body!

What do you mean by I am your half body?

I mean for the old couple, you are Sameer by body and I am from voice.

Yes and these blind people are very smart.

Once they touch someone they never forget that touch.

Nor their voice, now it must go on the same way.

- I cannot do this. - You will have to do it, Laxman.

- Now this will only go on. - Oh God, what a life have you given.

Now what will happen to me?

Nothing will happen; you are living such a life from so long.

You speak on my signals! Hey, keep quiet!

And Gopal, this plan of yours is going to flop.

I am sure that this old couple isn't blind.

That old man was looking at me like this, you know!

- Staring widely! - That's how blind people look.

Hey no, that old lady even winked at me.

- She winked at you? - Yes.

That means she is definitely blind.

- She isn't! - Hey you!

See, keep quiet or else I will make you unconscious and then take you inside!

Do you want to see?

- Hey! - Sameer dear, the food is ready.

Shut up!

- Hey, my voice. - Sorry... sorry.

- And whose body? - Mine.

Boss... boss... boss!

- What is it? - Sattu has come. Sattu!

- A toad in the sea? - Sattu Supari! Oh my God.

Hey! Supari, my born killer! How do you come, man?

What come... come? I have just escaped from becoming less.

- Do you know that! - What!

Can't you give me full information?

There are two blind people! Who will inform me that they have four bodyguards!

Where did the four bodyguards come from?

Then! They hit with such an aim...

...that if they go into Olympics, they will make India proud.

- What? - They will make India proud!

Hey why are you yelling, what do you think, I am deaf?

Shut up!

What... what have you thought of ahead?

What have I thought, I will remove an x-ray of my skull.

And... and I will take a pain killer.

Will take a pain killer, you just do that only.

I will hire another professional killer. Go.

- Hey! - What!

Give Sattu Supari another chance, please!

- This time I will go fully prepared. - You will go?

- Yes. - Then go.

Hey, why are you walking like this?

- Has a nail ever poked your back? - No.

Then you cannot understand my pain.

You all cannot understand my pain. I am going.

On that right side, it's much deeper that side. Yes.

Stop walking! Listen to me!

No! I won't listen to anybody!

You guys have got me stuck here.

On top of that, you don't allow me to eat too.

Today I will jump from here and commit suicide.

Hey! Laxmi!

My Laxman, if you die, then what will happen to Nirupa Roy?

Nirupa Roy?

I will call your mother Nirupa Roy only, right?

I can't call her Aishwaria Rai.

This building is of 2 floors.

If you survived by fluke, then do you how much expense you will have to incur?

As it is, our financial status is not good.

Keep quiet! Because of you I am starving!

And it is better to commit suicide than to starve!

Listen! Up to how much will you be counting?

At 3... 2...

This is not a drama. He is really going to die.

He can't pee in the dark. And he will commit suicide!

3/4...

Hey! Hey!

What will happen to me if you die? I won't be able to speak!

And who will dub my 'Silence: The musical'?

Then come. You too come.

It is better to end our lives forever then to remain silent.

I am leaving.

Hey, Lucky. You have time, don't you?

Do one thing. Get another pack of snacks for me.

Cold drink.

Indian burger for me. Less spicy.

You were going to die, weren't you?

I will eat and then I will die.

I will not die with an empty stomach.

- It may cause acidity, right? - You!

If you die, then give me your watch.

Now if you don't jump, then I will push you myself!

What an evil person are you!

You are not even letting me die peacefully.

You can live peacefully after your death!

- This is too much! I will not die! - Go!

- I am dead! - Without jumping?

Oh God! She is that girl from the stairs!

What! There is a CD on her?

No! We had seen her on the stairs that day!

Look! Other corpses are also standing in the queue.

Cheap guys!

Shameless!

Aren't they ashamed to watch a girl changing her clothes?

I know! There is no decency in this world!

Yes, buddy!

- They peep in other's houses! - Yes.

What is she doing! We are looking!

Shit!

Fool!

Gopal doesn't know the difference between buying and making alcohol.

Today I will drink to my heart's content.

Exactly my sentiments, buddy!

- Why are you sitting with a sad face? - Then what should I do?

You guys don't let me eat, drink or...

- ...commit suicide. - Keep quiet!

Look at this! You guys don't even let me wail!

Sameer!

Sameer!

I hope the food was sufficient. Did you eat properly?

I hope the food was sufficient. Why aren't you saying anything?

I think you are feeling sleepy.

I lost my slumber a long time back, dear. A long time back.

Say something. Why are you upset?

I think you didn't like the food cooked by your grandma.

What to do?

Since the time she has lost her eyesight...

...she adds sugar instead of salt and salt instead of sugar.

Sometimes I too drink a salty tea.

Why don't you say something! Speak!

I think you are like your father.

Till the time I wouldn't beat him 10-15 times...

...he wouldn't speak.

Say! Say! Say!

Say!

I too had beaten your father a lot when he was a kid!

Say something!

I think you like beatings from your grandpa! Say something!

Grandpa, there was betel leaf in my mouth.

I was searching for a place to spit.

I see! You must have spat at a nice place.

You eat betel leaf in America too?

It is available there?

What do you think of America, grandpa?

In each nook and corner.

What chatting is going on between the grandpa and grandson?

Nothing! I was asking him how is everybody in America.

And how is America.

- Everything is fine in America. - I see!

And they both?

Who both?

With whom you stay.

- Parents! - Your parents!

They are fine. They are good. They miss you both a lot.

If they miss us, then why didn't they come?

If they would have come, then how would you have missed them today?

What does Sujata say about me?

- Sujata? Who? - Fool! You forgot your mother's name!

- Sujata! Who! - Fool! Your mother...!

Grandpa, she is fine.

The thing is, as I have been calling her 'Mother' since childhood...

...that's why, I couldn't recall her name.

She misses you both a lot. Can I go to sleep?

What?

Actually I have come from such a far off place...

I see! Jetlag! Jetlag!

He is tired!

Grandma, bed sheets.

Everything is there in the cupboard.

4 bed sheets.

- Why 4? - Why 4?

It is very cold in America.

So since childhood I have a habit of taking 4 bed sheets.

Go! It is lying in the cupboard!

You will need it for cold and hot weather. Go, dear. Go to sleep.

Goodnight, grandpa.

Hey! Have you forgotten the customs of this house?

'Hail Lord Krishna.'

-'Hail Lord Krishna!' -'Hail Lord Krishna!', grandpa.

'Hail Lord Krishna', son. 'Hail Lord Krishna!'

He forgets his mother's name. But remembers goodnight.

Forget it, please.

Why does he need 4 bed sheets?

There must be some reason. Why are you after it!

- There are only 3 bed sheets here. - Not 3, 2!

- But we are 4 people. - Mind-blowing! Not 2, 1! Thanks.

But...

Go away! Even I need a bed sheet! Otherwise I can't sleep!

You need slumber, not bed sheet to go to sleep. Go to sleep.

"Life sucks, buddy."

'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'!

Who is it?

- 'Vande Mantram'! - Keep quiet!

- What are you doing! Keep quiet! - 'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'!

- Keep quiet! - What happened!

Have you gone mad!

Were you seeing 'Mangal Pandey'!

- Were you being hanged to death? - I was seeing a dream.

I saw that the old lady, the old man and you all wanted to kill me.

We all have not joined hands. But we do want to kill you!

Sameer!

Sameer!

What freedom are you fighting for in the middle of the night?

Yeah?

Actually...

...26th January is approaching soon. I was rehearsing for that.

I see! 26th January!

It has gone. A few days ago.

- 15th August is going to come. - Yes. 15th August! 15th August!

Tell me one thing. You are Sameer, aren't you?

No! I am Ajay Devgan! Why!

Grandpa, I am Sameer! Your Sameer! Why are you asking this?

Because since the time you have returned from America...

...you haven't asked about the box.

Box? Box! Yes, grandpa! Where is the box? I forgot.

That box is there. It is where it should be.

Okay?

You go to sleep. You go to sleep.

What is this?

It is a mattress, grandpa. Mattress.

Mattress.

Dust is coming out.

Yes.

Dry it in the sun. Dry the mattress.

'Hail Lord Krishna', grandpa!

Goodnight. Sleep tight.

Not box! If there was a gun, then I would have shot him.

Go to sleep! Go to sleep!

Is it paining a lot? Where is it hurting? Show me!

Who is it? Who is it?

It's me. What happened?

- Why did you whistle? - Whistle?

Darling, after 40 years of marriage...

...a husband can only shoot his wife but not whistle.

Who is it? What happened?

Nothing, grandpa. Chinese cat.

Chinese cat. Chinese cat.

- Cat! - Go!

- What? - Grandpa, cat!

It will drink all the milk!

I am observing, dear.

You have forgotten to seek elder's blessings too.

Come. Touch my feet.

Actually... grandpa!

What! Come! Come! Seek my blessings.

- Actually... grandpa! - What! Seek my blessings.

Come! Seek my blessings! Come!

Stand straight!

Will you talk like this with your grandpa?

You will tell me to stand straight! Shameless!

I... was talking to God, grandpa.

I was performing veneration.

Where you performing veneration or scolding your grandpa.

Come! Come! Seek my blessings! Come!

What happened?

Chinese cat, grandpa!

Wow!

So you are stuck here!

You know he is in trouble there! What are you doing here!

Oh, God!

Mind-blowing!

I had sent you guys to bring him! What are you both doing here?

- We are seeing a rape. - Where?

There!

We have found a good chance.

We will save the girl and impress her!

Your idea is great!

- Let's go! - Come on!

Babies... Salman Khan is coming!

- Jackie Chan also! - Wait! Wait!

Buggers.

I want to be Salman Khan.

You all will make me P.T. Usha.

What is the need to run?

We will call the cap?

The watchman?

The police? Oh, the police!

This is a good idea.

- We will call the police! - Nonsense.

First the heroes enter! And then the police!

Ring the bell! Ring the bell! Where is the bell?

- Have you come to a temple? - Oh yeah! From the back!

Wait, damsel! Your hero has come!

- Hero? - Yes.

The hero breaks the glass and makes the entry in the Hindi movies.

- It is a great idea! - Who will be the scapegoat?

Me!

Mummy!

Who are you all!

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

Come on, boys! Come on.

Are you looking at us angrily? Or your face is like this?

At least thank us for saving yourself respect!

Shut up! Who are you all! And how dare you all come in!

- You completely ruined the rehearsals! - Sorry!

You mean they were not *** you?

Oh God! No! This is the theme of our drama!

- What did I do? - Aren't you ashamed!

For spreading such rumors about...

- ...such a beautiful girl. Such... - Item...

...Item! Such a rich girl! Decent girl!

I am ashamed of people like you!

Sorry, madam! I seek your forgiveness.

You... continue. Continue... sir, continue *** her.

Please! Please! Please! Go on!

- Please! Please! Go on! Please. - Your sister is calling.

Great man! I didn't do anything.

I am a decent man. I was roaming on the terrace.

I was drying my vessels. Sorry, drying my clothes.

- He! - Hey!

- He! - No!

He came and told me that a girl is there and 4-5 guys have pounced on her.

Even I was wondering that you don't *** someone by playing the music system.

I am very sorry. This is not my fault.

Liar! Cheater! I am sorry! Really!

Not I! Not I! I came... he told me.

He told me that a few guys are *** that item in the opposite bungalow.

Let's go and help. To save. To save you.

Aren't you ashamed to spread such cheap things about a decent girl?

Hey!

Keep quiet! God has given you the ability to speak!

It doesn't mean that you will talk rubbish! Get out!

She is asking you to leave. Come.

- I said get out! - We are leaving!

Excuse me, madam. It is your fault.

What do you mean?

Your acting was so real, that we couldn't stop ourselves from saving you.

Gopal makes us toil so much.

And he bosses around and he himself relaxes.

Hey You both are quiet!

That's why, I too am quiet. Otherwise I would have...

You guys can just threaten and not do anything else.

If I lose my mind, I will break his teeth!

You guys are laughing! You guys think that I am joking!

Let him come in front of me...

I will tell him that whatever he is doing, is absolutely correct.

And Gopal, these two scoundrels...

...are provoking me against you. Do you know that?

If you will beat me, then I won't wash the vessels. I am telling you.

You are not washing it properly.

Look, this is dirty. Clean it again.

Come on! Come on! Come on!

They both are blind.

They won't know whether the vessel is clean or dirty.

Hail Ram! Hail Ram! Hail Ram!

Hail Krishna! Hail Krishna! Hail Krishna!

GRANDPA: Are you done with your veneration?

- Isn't it strange? - What happened?

Since the time Sameer has returned home...

...he doesn't allow us to do any work.

He has stayed in America.

And there you have to do everything yourself.

- Really? - Yes.

Greetings, grandpa. Greetings, grandma.

Niraali. Take the offerings.

Grandma, can I get some pickle?

There is enough!

Your grandma's pickle has still tied me here.

Otherwise a long time back...

He has started again. You sit. I will get the pickle.

- Okay. - Come, dear.

Come, grandpa.

What's the matter? Grandma seems to be very happy today.

She is bound to be.

Her grandson, Sameer has returned from America.

- Really! - Grandpa, did you call me?

I never called you. You have come uninvited.

You?

Grandpa, your hot water for bathing is ready. Let's go.

Come, dear. With your support... where did you go?

- Come. It will get cold. - Yes! Yes!

- Come. - Dear, you sit. I will be back.

- Come. - Okay?

Is there a towel inside? Or do I have to use my dhoti?

Go inside at least. Everything is kept there.

- So you... - There is too much work left!

What!

Actually, I have to do all the work of grandpa and grandma!

By the way, what do you do in America?

- I... I... in America... I fly kites. - What!

I mean I make kites. I have a factory of kites.

Factory of kites! Strange!

It is strange here. But in America, it is in demand.

Less flights and more of kites fly.

Should we go out?

- Let's go. - Yes.

- I don't mind. - Please, come.

Please come.

So, what are you interested in?

Did you hear what he asked? He asked if she's interested in a kiss.

This rascal has come down to kissing in the first meeting itself.

- Lets go and see what he is doing! - Come!

I mean, what is your hobby?

Music! Abhijeet Sawant! He is my favorite!

- Mine too. - I see.

He plays guitar very well.

Guitar? He is a singer! He sings.

- Really? - Yes.

Then who is the one who plays the guitar in the back?

- In the back? What do I know? - Forget it!

- That... your four sisters... - Sisters?

Oh! Them! They are not my sisters.

We all are paying guest. We stay together.

That's why I was wondering what your father does!

What?

I mean, what is his profession?

He has a business in Ahmadabad.

I see. And what do you do?

I want to be a fashion designer.

Right now I am awaiting my result.

By the way nowadays we are organizing a couple's car race.

And the money collected through it will be donated to the people affected by rains.

That day even I was drenched.

But you were in America.

- What! Yes! Yes! Come! - You are a jolly person!

That day if I too had got drenched here would you have helped me too?

Of course!

- What I was saying... - Yes.

The couple's car race that we are organizing tomorrow, It was my idea.

I love speed! You know!

And I will support Monty in tomorrow's race.

Monty? Who? That rapist?

- Yes. He is my good friend. - I see!

And I am sure that he will win!

By the way, even I have never lost a race.

Really? Then do one thing.

You too should participate tomorrow.

- Yes! - I don't have a license.

- Somebody laughed. - I don't have a license here.

I have America's license. I don't have a license here.

So I was saying...

GRANDPA: Who has locked the door from outside?

- GRANDPA: Open the door! - There!

- I will come. You don't go. - No! No! I am here only.

GRANDPA: Open the door.

- Hi! - You all...

- We live here only. - Here?

Actually we want to ask many things from you.

But for now, forgiveness will be fine.

Thank you. Sorry.

Me too.

Actually, the thing is, we ruined your rehearsal.

They couldn't even *** you properly. Very sorry about that.

It's okay!

And you won't say sorry, right?

He will not speak! He will never speak! He is like this.

By the way let me introduce you to my darling servant, Lucky.

My laundry boy, Laxman. And my cook, Madhav.

- Say hi, boys! Say hi! - Hi!

They are your servants! They have worn good clothes.

- I guess you pay them well. - Actually I...

- Come, Nirali. Let's talk on the way. - Okay.

Put this in the vase! Come! Come! Come!

Back to work, boys! Back to work!

This Gopal!

That rascal made us servants and went away with her!

How far will he go? He doesn't even know how to drive a car.

- I will win tomorrow's race. - What do you mean?

And my trophy will be Niraali!

But where will the car come from, for useless people like us?

I will arrange for that too.

What are you doing?

50 grams! 50 grams! How much! 50! LAXMAN: Excuse me, sir.

50 grams! 50 grams!

- Madhav! - Hi!

Aren't you Madhav!

No! He is calling you Madhav! Then he will call you Laxman!

Then he will call you Gopal! No! Absolutely no!

- This is Ceol. - And that's Dinky!

Madhav, did he recognize us?

What?

What is this lady saying?

She is saying that she wants a nice car.

- A car that will perfectly suit my Dinky! - Oh!

So, look at this madam, a 1965 model!

Ceol, is he talking about the car or telling us his birth date!

Dinky is so funny! She is so funny!

Ceol. Really! Come here!

Ma'am, look at that. A nice model. Just like you.

Let's see the model. Forget her.

- Come. - Come.

- Na Na Na! - Oh!

Look at this! The latest and speed car!

It is in demand in the market.

And there is no such goods in the market too.

We don't want goods, we want a car. We have the goods.

And I will have to test drive it.

Yes. Can we test drive it? Please.

- Lets take a test drive. - Thank you.

Will you sit on my lap?

- Hold this! - Oops!

Take the cheque book. Fill in the amount.

- See you soon. - Bye, cartoon.

Oops! Sorry, wrong man!

- Bye, sweetie! - Come on.

Careful, Dinky.

Dinky! Take a small test drive. Dinky!

"Golmaal!"

Receipt for Lord Ganesha's charity.

Hey, Dinky! You conned me!

Good afternoon, friends!

Welcome to Castrol GTX motor chase 2006.

We are thankful to all of you.

That you all participated in this rally for the 26th July Rainfall Relief Fund.

And to increase the excitement of this race...

...the winner of this race will receive a cheque prize of Rs. 5 lakhs.

You won't be able to defeat Monty.

He seems to be a professional.

Even I am a professional! Look at my idea!

Yay! Baby!

"Golmaal!"

Come on!

"Golmaal!"

Faster!

Faster! Faster!

Get the steering wheel out! Get it out.

Hi!

Hi!

His petrol is just not getting over.

What?

Our petrol is going to get over!

Monty! The petrol is over! Oh God!

What is happening!

Run quickly!

Why are you not saying anything?

There is so much petrol in your car!

Please!

Niraali is at stake man!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

For Niraali's sake! Come on! A little bit more!

Little more.

Come on.

We won!

Amazing.

Nonsense!

I saw your driving!

You should participate in a bullock cart race! Not a car race!

Niraali, I don't know how the petrol got over in the car.

If you don't have the money to buy the petrol...

...then why did you even participate in the car race!

- Relax! - You've made a mockery of both of us.

We are meeting for lunch, right? I will explain then.

Lunch with you! I will not even have tea with you!

Niraali, listen!

Hey, you...

Leave me! Leave me!

Now I call on stage the winner of Castrol GTX motor chase 2006.

Mr. Madhav Singh Ghai!

CROWD: Madhav! Madhav!

CROWD: Madhav! Madhav!

Sorry.

Yes!

Thank you! Thank you!

And here comes the cheque of Rs. 5 lakhs.

Quickly! Quickly!

Yay! Yay!

Now, as decided Mr. Madhav Singh will donate the amount...

...to the 26th July Rainfall Relief Charitable Trust.

Wow! He is so handsome. No?

You are also not any less, darling!

Will you come for 9-12?

You! It is your hobby to tease girls!

Shut up!

Why didn't you tell her something? Oh yeah, you can't speak.

I was just joking! Why are you feeling bad?

You know! You should have driven.

Do you know Subhash Ghai? He is my close relative.

But he is not launching me. And I want to be an actor.

So unwillingly, I will only have to produce and direct the film.

-'Uima!' -What happened?

It is the name of my movie! My movie's name!

And I am also the hero in it.

Then what were you doing in Shanti Niketan?

Oh...

I am a method actor! Method actor!

You see, I am making a movie on servants.

And I wanted to understand servants closely. Yes!

I see! So you are a perfectionist?

Always! Always!

Did you see how I stopped...

- ...at the race line. - Yes.

Neither forward nor back. Just perfect.

Right?

You must be having lunch, right? Will you have lunch with me?

- Today I... I mean... - No! No! No!

Look, my perfectionist heart will break.

Just like you broke their petrol tank.

"Golmaal!"

Oh my god!

Its mine!

This prize belongs to you, Niraali.

This fool had made a hole in your tank!

So that, you lose this race!

Oh! His face is like mine! There is another one like me!

- Idiot! I taught you how to drive! - Liar!

- Not to cheat! - What are you saying!

What I thought of you and what you turned out to be!

Let it be, Niraali.

It isn't futile to lock horns with such a filthy man.

It will spoil our mood. Come, I will drop you home. Come.

You can sit anywhere.

Drop you! I will not spare you, you rascal!

Excuse me!

Lunch? What about lunch? Where are you going?

We will have to do something about Gopal's kid!

What's his kid's fault in this? He hasn't even been born yet!

Do something about Gopal.

But what can you do?

Do you mean to say that I can't do anything!

No! No! You can do something.

Once he comes, you can plead and implore in front of him.

Hey you volume less TV, you are talking too much!

What is his fault in this?

Vent out your anger on him. If you have masculine powers.

Then.

I have masculine powers. I will not spare him!

- At least catch him first! - You too!

Yes! That day Gopal called you a cook in front of Niraali.

Still, you kept quiet. Yes, but what can you do?

You know why I kept quiet that day?

Because 'Bawarchi' was a great success!

So many people have become heroes after remaking that movie multiple times.

Otherwise I wouldn't have spared him! I swear!

Yes.

In spite of winning the race, you couldn't impress the girl.

But, what can he do, Lucky?

You are talking too much!

- Listen! - Forget it!

But, what can you do man?

What can I do!

- I... have decided. - You have made the right decision.

You can't do anything!

I can't do anything! I can't do anything!

Now I will show you what I can do! I will...

What can I do, man?

What can I do?

You can break his bones, break his teeth...

...make him crippled, if you are the son of a single father.

No!

What? You are not the son of a single father!

No! Not that! All this used to happen in 1980's movies.

Breaking legs and all. I'll take a rod and break his skull!

It will be a slow torturous death!

Really? We have influenced him.

What did this dumb say?

He is saying that what you are doing is the right thing!

We can't say that in front of him!

See to it that he doesn't survive.

If he survives then we won't survive.

Are you encouraging me or scaring me?

No. You be strong.

You just wait.

I will smash his skull in such a way that he will become blind.

He will keep on saying sorry for his entire life.

Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

His skull will smash.

Good! He will become blind. You will go in the prison.

He isn't interested in this. Niraali will be mine.

- Hey! - He has come!

Hey! I want to pee!

Fine, I will keep the bathroom ready.

- You first go and smash his head! - Thank you.

I thrashed him! I thrashed him! Mummy...!

- Let's go and check! Come! - We are with you! Come!

Hide your face.

What have you done? I think you killed him!

I didn't kill him. I just smashed him with a rod.

But you were only going to make him blind, right?

He is lying unconscious.

Who is he?

Did you see a ghost?

No.

Who is he!

What is he saying?

Today you won't say anything, my friend.

He is saying that he is hungry.

Keep quiet!

- I will... - Where did he go?

- I am asking, who was he! - Is grandpa in some mess?

No...!

I didn't expect this from grandma.

No! It could be grandpa too.

But Gopal, you are very nice.

Nobody will hit you with the rod. Come, I will serve dinner.

- Have you cooked the dinner? - You have become so thin.

Hail Mother Mary!

You go. Take a holiday. You won't be able to do anything.

Go somewhere. I have some other plan. Go.

Go.

Hail Mother Mary!

Get lost.

Grandpa, shall I do more?

Grandpa, do you have conflicts with anybody?

Conflict?

Where will a blind man go to fight?

It is a borrowed life and we are fighting with ourselves.

I mean, a loan from someone or something?

I had given a loan. To your father. He repaid that.

He sent you here.

Grandpa! Grandma!

I am back.

You have returned.

Oh.

Oh!

- You have arrived. - Grandma, grandpa.

Bless you, bless you.

- How did you come back again? - By ship.

Okay.

Didn't you have the money to catch a flight?

I had them, grandpa, I was just going...

...to set up my business but my fate turned against me.

All of it became Loss Angeles.

Loss Angeles.

Sameer, this is our servant Pandu.

Okay, Mr. Pandurang, when will you go back now?

Come on grandpa, now I will...

...spend the rest of my life here, near your feet.

This poor guy works and saves...

...up money and then goes to Dubai to do business.

And then looses everything and comes back here.

What is this grandpa? What is this?

I went away for a few days and you already kept a new servant.

- Not fair.

He is not our new servant,

- he is our grandson, Sameer. - Yes, stupid.

You had seen him in childhood. He used to eat lollypop, used to...

...wear a half pant and used to do a lot of mischief.

Sameer, you are so grown up now.

You have now become a man from a child.

Even you have become a monkey from a man.

- Who are you? - That's Sameer.

You had seen him in childhood. He used to eat lollypop, used to...

...wear a half pant and used to do a lot of mischief.

Oh, this is Sameer.

- Who is this? - That's Sameer.

You had seen him in the childhood. He used to eat lollypop, used to...

...wear a half pant and used to do a lot of mischief.

Okay, He is Sameer!

GRANDPA: Yes.

He is Sameer.

- He is Sameer. - Who is this?

I told you that I am Sameer.

You had seen him in the childhood. He used to eat lollypop, used to...

...wear a half pant and used to do a lot of mischief.

- Correct. - I agree that you are Sameer.

Then who are the remaining three?

Three?

You have come drunk again in this house, Pandurang.

That's what I was thinking grandpa, that why is he shaking so much.

You keep quiet.

Grandpa, grandpa, not three, but there are four 'Sameer's.

Look, he's seeing four now!

Four?

- What have you mixed, Pandurang. - God!

Tell me what did you drink? Tell me!

Grandpa, I did not mix anything I swear by my mother...

You are swearing by your mother after being drunk!

Grandpa I will show you, I mean I will let you smell.

- What happened? - Grandpa, he cannot even walk properly.

- It is useless to talk to him. - Listen, we have to go to the temple.

Yes.

- Sameer, dear. - Yes.

You will take us, right?

This Pandu has become very useless.

Hey passport size photo.

If you want to live here then mind your own business.

Sameer dear, today my wish is finally fulfilled.

Here take this, break this into small...

...changes and distribute them in the poor.

It's a thousand rupees note.

Come.

Sorry grandma, but I am the biggest poor person here.

Sorry Lord.

- It is the last. - Oh Lord, oh Lord.

Grandpa, you! I was about to come to your house.

Why, have you finished your pickle?

No, actually there's a dance competition in my college tomorrow...

- ...in which, I am going to take a part. - Okay.

And I want to win this competition at any cost.

Yes.

So, I just wanted your blessing.

You do have our blessings.

You will surely win it, okay.

- Okay, but only blessings will not do. - Then?

Both of you will have to come there.

Dear, both of us cannot come, but Sameer is there. Sameer will surely come.

Okay?

All the best, dear.

- Come home. Okay. - All the best, dear.

No, because they are blind they...

...brought me here, thinking that I was Sameer.

I did not want to hurt them, you...

...also please don't tell them anything.

And even I will get the love of grandpa and grandma for a while.

And yes, best of luck for the dance competition.

I will pray to the Lord that he should make you win.

- Thank you. Bye. - Bye, see you.

What were you searching for?

Four cents, it had fallen. I was searching for it.

He is saying that you didn't come in this room yesterday.

When did he say so?

The wind was blowing, the four cents...

...must have come here. I will look for it later. Okay?

Listen, what were you searching for?

- Me, nothing. - If I hit you even once...

...then you will get scattered into pieces.

I told you that I was not searching for anything.

- You people. - Have you ever seen a gang bang?

- No. - Do you want to see?

Okay.

You don't know what a big mistake you all are making.

If I hit you even once from the back of my hand you all will die.

Also, there isn't any hospital nearby.

I will go. I will go.

I will go and teach him a lesson.

I understood.

- You go. - You are the hero.

That is why I don't want to get beaten up.

- Let us forgive him. - You can go...

...we forgive you. You go and look for your four cents.

- Go. - Go.

Oh no!

You lizards, gang bang.

I banged the whole gang together.

Get up, it is your good luck that I am not well today.

Otherwise I would have beaten and bitten you all so badly, get up!

Get up.

Seems like the blind man has put together an army or eunuchs.

Hey wait!

- What did he say? - He is saying that... hey wait!

MADHAV: Scaring us with his snake moves.

PANDURANG: I'll bite you.

PANDURANG: I'll swallow you all.

PANDURANG: I'll bite you.

PANDURANG: I'll swallow you all.

MADHAV: You will swallow us?

MADHAV: I'll show you. I'll kick you. Understood!

MADHAV: Did you see Superman?

You rascal!

Goodbye!

This is called gangbang.

What were you searching for?

A box and the key to its lock.

You work here, isn't it? Don't you know where the box is?

Keep a distance.

That old man! That old man is very cunning.

He can't be trusted. He can hide the box anywhere.

Manner less, aren't you ashamed to you call your master, old and cunning!

Come on, get out of here.

Or else I will put you in the cooker and sound the whistle.

Tell him to talk with respect, okay.

- Moron, he is talking to you with respect. - I see.

Aren't you ashamed, the house where you grew up in, you want to make a hole in it!

You Rascal! You Shakti Kapoor! Why are you spitting like that!

- I won't spare you all. - First remove...

...your hands out of your pants and then don't spare us.

- Leave him. - Made me a Charlie Chaplin from a snake.

- A box! - A box!

-A box!

I don't even have one percent time.

Tomorrow there is a dance competition and I have to practice for it.

- Dance competition. - Dance competition.

Quiet.

Grass cutting competition.

Owners of the bungalows here, have arranged a special competition.

Grass cutting competition.

Tell us the truth, otherwise I will beat you up so badly...

...that when you'll stand up, people will say that, look how well he is dancing.

No, there's a dance competition in which I am going to participate tomorrow.

- With whom? - Niraali.

With Niraali.

- Where did he go? - Let him go.

- Leave it. Cancel! - Yes.

You don't have any interest.

- No. - Good.

"Golmaal!"

Oh!

- What happened to the music? - Why are you asking me?

- What is happening, Monty? - How would I know?

- Please go and check it right now? - Okay, I will go and see.

What the hell!

"There is something-something in my heart."

"There is something-something in my... I don't know."

"Please stay in my heart, my beloved."

"Please don't leave me, my beloved."

"Please stay in my heart, my beloved."

"Please don't leave me, my beloved."

"Please stay in my heart, my beloved."

"Please don't leave me, my beloved."

"I have made a place for you in my heart."

"You please stay, please stay."

"Please stay, please stay."

"Please stay, please stay."

"Please come and stay in my heart."

"You please stay, please stay."

"You please stay, please stay."

"You please stay, please stay."

"Please come and stay in my heart."

"Please stay in my heart, my beloved."

"Please don't leave me, my beloved."

"Please stay in my heart, my beloved."

"Please don't leave me, my beloved."

"I have made a place for you in my heart."

"Please stay, please stay."

"Please stay, please stay."

"Please stay, please stay."

"Please come and stay in my heart."

"Let's go till the sky, let us go and touch the sky."

"Let us explore the world of dreams, until our heart is content."

"The rhythm that is there in our heart."

"With that rhythm..."

"...let us win over the world and make them dance along with us."

"Oh."

"Listen' listen always to the heart my friend."

"Please stay, please stay."

"Please stay, please stay."

"Please stay, please stay."

"Please come and stay in my heart."

"You please stay, please stay."

"Please stay, please stay."

"Please stay, please stay."

"Please come and stay in my heart."

"Please stay in my heart, my beloved."

"Please don't leave me, my beloved."

"Please stay in my heart, my beloved."

"Please don't leave me, my beloved."

"I have made a place for you in my heart."

"Please stay, please stay."

"Please stay, please stay."

"Please stay, please stay."

"Please come and stay in my heart."

"Please stay, please stay."

"Please stay, please stay."

"Please stay, please stay."

"Please come and stay in my heart."

Save me, save me.

Where are these two?

Oh my God!

Sanju, doesn't Vasuli look exactly like Sanjay Dutt?

Look, look, I have the money. I swear. I have it in my pocket, sorry it is...

...not in my pocket, sorry, I have given it to my friend, for safe keeping.

They are there, there.

They were playing here just now.

That red cap, red cap, red cap!

Hey, you...

Actually, it's you guys who deserve this win.

- Where are the remaining three. - The remaining three?

- They are just my supporters. - Really?

I am the chief.

Okay.

I don't know what would have happened if you...

...all wouldn't have come on the right time.

Maybe you had prayed to God with...

- ...a pure heart for my win, isn't it? - Yes, with a lot of honesty.

- By the way, I am an artist. - Is it?

Yes.

And you?

I am fond of painting and dancing.

- But art alone can't earn you a living. - Yes.

That's why I even do fashion designing.

Okay.

- My mother was a collector. - Ticket collector?

No, no a IAS officer.

Oh, sorry.

I spent my childhood in richness.

Then why do you clean utensils in grandpa and grandma's house?

Because my mother wanted me to also become a collector.

- And my devotion was Sadhna. - Your girlfriend.

No, no I meant the devotion towards art.

That's why I decided that no matter how much I would have to struggle...

...I will never ask my mother's help.

I believe in honesty and truthfulness and I know something will happen.

That is a very good thing.

I like honest and truthful people very much.

Do you even like me then?

Did you forgive him for the lies he told you?

What?

You had that dance competition...

...so, I don't know why he was so envious.

As soon as your show started he...

...cut the speaker wires and took the CD out.

- This. - Isn't this the one?

- I will keep this. - Leave it.

- He is... - And he said,

'Let me see how she wins now!'

Then I made him understand, I said, 'You fool the show must go on.'

All the dance that I taught you, when will that be useful!

And I pushed him, that is when he started dancing.

Then I made him understand, I said, 'Now go and say sorry to her.'

You said sorry to her, thank God you have forgiven him.

You see, I cannot withstand lies.

- You cheater! - He is joking.

- Shut up! - He is joking.

Niraali, there is a lot of space on my bike, you know that.

Should I give you a lift?

Come.

Please come.

There is a lot of space can I also come?

The four of us will dance and only you alone will take the girl!

Yeah.

Vasuli.

Oh God!

VASULI BHAI: Hey.

Stupid, here take ten rupees.

It is the 'Festival of snakes' go and drink some milk.

He was saying that he knows every nook and corner of the house.

Nothing, you all can do nothing at all.

I will have to do everything.

What?

Go and do it.

Why are you crying like a girl?

Show some anger. Are you a man or not?

Gopal made such a big fun of you.

Yeah.

And you kept quiet.

Did your mother teach you to read and write for this this?

She only taught me to read and write.

You guys did not let me give any exams.

We had left you alone for giving the love exams.

And your love story was just about to be created...

...but he ruined everything.

Who ruined it, that stupid?

But he also insulted you in front of Niraali.

At least I had made a hole in Monty's car.

- What did you do? - Dance.

Dance, yuck.

All you did was, you cut the system wire.

He took advantage of my good will.

- Listen, you must cut now. - The wire?

Are you an electrician?

Cut Gopal.

- I cannot cut anyone. - What?

You cannot cut anyone.

Did you forget what all things he did with you?

He snatched your room.

And after coming here he even snatched your food.

Forget food, he even snatched your life.

Yes.

Hey!

- He even snatched your Niraali from you. - Correct.

And do you remember that night.

When you did not have a blanket to sleep with.

Do you know where that blanket went?

Who took it? You lost the blanket because of him.

If I would have been in your place.

I would have bought a coffin for him!

Then come in my place.

I don't even have money to buy poison.

You are crying for such a small thing.

For such a small thing, I am there, your friend.

I will give you money to buy poison.

I am telling you the truth.

- Really. - Yes.

Then okay.

Tea, tomorrow his morning tea will be his last tea.

Yes.

- What are you doing? - Dance.

Oh.

"Golmaal!"

- Gopal. - Yes.

- Gopu. - Say!

Hot tea.

Give.

- Drink it. - Go from here.

Why are you staring at me like dogs?

Have you seen my face for the first time?

- For the last time. - Why, are you committing suicide again?

Gopu, please don't do so much of hard work.

I cannot see it. You please lie down for some time.

Please.

You...

- ...flop actor! - What was the need for calling me that!

Whether I sit or lie down, what difference does it make to you.

You are right, whether you lie down...

...or sit, it does not make any difference to me.

But finally you are going to become late.

- Late Gopal. - Madhav, please don't trouble him.

Gopu, tell me, how are you feeling?

I am feeling as if two mice are making noise in my ears.

- He can hear noises. - Gopu, what else is happening?

Just man, once I propose to Niraali...

...then I can easily start a family.

You don't think about Niraali and your family, I am there.

How are you feeling heath wise?

Health wise, health wise, something is happening to me.

My right hand is itching.

Right, first the left leg will itch, then...

...the right, then the whole body from the head to the toe. Yes!

You itchy dog! Don't you know what I do when my right hand itches?

You scratch.

No, I beat everyone up.

No, Madhav my brother, don't hit him.

He is a guest of only a few moments now.

Come here, you fool.

You hit, you hit if you want to die by hitting someone. You go on hitting.

What are you doing? Why are you hitting so hard.

What are you doing? This is the place where I wear my glasses.

Why do you take everything so seriously?

What are you doing!

Laxman, what did you do!

When will he die! If he keeps on hitting like this, we are going to die.

We had a support. If he died early he wouldn't have hit us!

You stupid people, you are troubling me since morning.

When I asked for a cup of tea, there was no tea, you just gave me an empty cup!

Thank God! I have been saved!

- What happened? - I have been saved.

Oh no.

Who is he?

I have no idea.

Seem like he drank the tea that was meant for Gopal.

What happened? What is he saying?

He is saying that the tea Laxman...

- ...had made for you in that... - I had...

...brought ice especially for Gopal.

And I had put spices in it and also red chili powder.

Are you making tea or a delicacy?

Shut up.

Making tea or soup.

Who?

He will not die so easily.

I know those fools, even the poison...

...must have been a fake.

How will they save?

What?

Till when will they save themselves?

- What is it? -What happened? - Grandpa.

What happened to your voice?

Oh... that...

I have a sore throat grandpa.

- Tell me one thing, what is the time? - 12:05.

Oh, it is already 12 o'clock.

12:05 come after 12 grandpa.

After that 12:06, 12:07, 8, 9.

How is this?

No grandpa, I don't wear flowery garland.

And I don't have that habit.

Shut up!

This is not for you, it is for your grandma.

- It is valentine's day. - Yes, yes.

- How will this be? Is it nice? - Yes.

- Yes? - Yes.

Okay, okay.

"Nothing's going to change my love for you."

"Nothing's going to change my love for you."

"Yay...!"

- Okay? - Hey!

From where did you get the thought of giving me a flowery garland at midnight?

I knew that you would forget.

But I have not forgotten, Happy Valentine Day!

Today is valentine's day...

That's why I was thinking that why are you...

...giving me this flowery garland so lovingly.

Happy Valentine's Day.

- How do I look? - You are looking very beautiful.

Listen...

We used to express our love on the day of the arrival of spring, in our days, right?

Yes, but what can we do, times have changed, modern times!

On valentine's day, when the boy tells a girl, I love you...

Then even the girl does not refuse.

She accepts it and says, I love you.

You are too much.

- What will Sameer say if he hears this? - What will he say?

He will only say that, even my love should...

...grow with life just like the love between grandma and grandpa.

Tell me one thing, is Sameer really interested Niraali?

You are...

No, she is really a very nice girl, Mangala.

She is very nice, whosever house she goes to...

...she will keep him very happy.

That means I will have to propose to Niraali tonight...

Hi.

They are mad, they are saying that I should go and propose to the girl tonight.

- It doesn't work like that. - No.

- Shall we sleep. - Yes, come on.

He is right, going to a girl's house at night time...

That will make a very bad impression.

Bad idea, we should go and sleep.

You go... I have just a 2 minute work. I'll...

Come on.

- Will we sleep together? - Come on.

- What will people think? - Come on, today is valentine's day.

Rascals, you too!

"Golmaal!"

"Golmaal!"

- Niraali. - All of you... here... at this time!

What is all this?

No, actually it's valentine's day today...

- ...and it is already 12 o'clock. - So?

So I...

We have a brought gifts for you.

- You go. - Go.

Here.

- What is this? - Pickle.

You like grandma's hand made pickle very much, right?

That is why I brought it myself.

And... I also brought this along with it.

- Will you go? - No.

And this is from me.

- What is this? - See it for yourself.

- Please, with love. - Yuck! Toilet paper!

You brought toilet paper for me.

If he brought this here then what will we he do in the morning?

- You think, what will you do? - Yes, you are right.

No. No.

Why are you seeing the toilet paper, Niraali!

See what is written on it please, that is not a design.

- Yes, there is something written. - It's written in english.

- Looks like a contract. - Yes contract, contract.

Look, when I make my first film...

...Niraali...

...you will be my leading lady in it.

And there will be a complimentary air ticket...

...and juice for your mother from my side.

And these two will be the villain in it.

Please keep it with love. It's my heart.

"Give it up!"

Can I go?

Go, go, nothing's going to happen for you.

Now, what have you brought?

- Rat poison. - I want you to give it to me yourself...

- ...and kill me. - What?

Yes, is this really what one calls a life!

I am awake all night because I can't stop thinking about you.

If I try to sleep in the daylight, I see you preparing food in my dreams.

Taking care of grandpa and grandma as their daughter-in-law.

He wants a maid.

When I go on the terrace, I only see you...

...drying your hair with a towel.

I cannot live like this.

You must kill me by this.

What are you doing?

Why are you troubling Niraali for such a small thing.

I am there, I will give you poison and kill you.

- What are you saying? - I am helping my friend.

What is it now?

No, your answer...

- If you would give your answer... - It would have been settled between us.

How... How can I give an answer in just a minute.

This is the question of my life.

I...

Okay, I will do one thing.

I will come to your house at 2 o'clock tomorrow.

There I will tell you about who I love. Okay?

It is 12:30 now, only one and a half hour left.

We will wait, take your time, take your time.

Not now, tomorrow afternoon 2 o'clock, tomorrow.

Oh!

We will have to wait for a long time.

Give it.

- Here. - Yeah.

Thank you.

Tomorrow when you come please...

...bring the bottle of poison along with you.

If it is yes then they will use it.

- If it is no then I will use it. - Yes, of course.

- Now, bye. - Okay, bye.

- 2 o'clock. - Bye.

- Bye. - Bye. There, there.

Please read the contract,

- you can use the roll later. - Yes, yes, I will read it.

You, what are you doing here?

Since when did he start flirting with her?

You have brought a cheque.

You want to buy Niraali.

Rascal!

You are even worse than them.

Does he even have an account?

You have come to buy me.

- Get out, I say get out. - Get out, get out, get out.

What are all of you doing here? You also get out.

Get out of here. Get out, all of you!

God.

Since when did you start flirting with the girl?

And what is the use of flirting with her.

Will you take him along for romancing her?

I will not go. I only said sorry.

You have even started talking after seeing the girl.

I wrote that you did not know till today that I can't speak.

That is why you always misunderstood me.

I am not like you all.

Okay.

- Mangala. - What happened?

- What happened to your voice? - I am Sameer.

Sameer.

- Didn't you have sore throat? - Yes. Now, it is fine.

It is fine? I thought that my wife has a sore throat.

This old man is so boring!

If I give a raw mango to him, it will get converted into a ripe mango.

Get rid of him! Niraali is going to come.

- Grandpa. - Yes.

- Your walking stick. - Walking stick? Why?

- Don't you want to go out? - Out!

No! Why are you sending me out?

Is somebody coming?

- Who? Nobody! - I see! Niraali is going to come!

He is blind and this is the state. If he had the ability to see then...

Then I would have seen who is coming.

It implies that Niraali is going to come.

Now dear, I won't go anywhere.

Wow! Let Niraali come.

Grandpa, Niraali is not going to come.

I too used to get rid of my father like this.

I used to say... father, go to temple. Go to the temple.

Yours was a love marriage?

Yes, dear. It must have been the first love marriage of an independent India.

- First one. - What about grandma?

Grandma too had a love marriage.

No, you... how did you entice grandma?

Entice... is a wrong word.

I mean to say that how did you do...

...that expressing... express your love.

Expressing love? Son, there is an interesting story...

- Will it take time? - ...behind it.

No, but you will have to hear it out.

I used to go to the jungle in the morning. At 6:30.

There were no bathrooms at home at that time.

Fool! Not bathroom. I used to go for a walk.

'There...'

'...in the jungle was my destination.'

'I see. Mangala in the jungle.'

'Shut up! And follow me!'

'Grandpa's love story is running too long.'

'Even Kumar Gaurav's love story didn't run so long.'

'Hey!'

'How long will we have to walk?'

'Hey! Walk quietly! Did I tell you to come in the flashback?'

'Yes, grandpa. What happened next?'

'Then in my life dear, came a turning point.'

'- What are you doing? - Cow dung.'

'She looks like the heroine of an art movie.'

'I am collecting the cow dung.'

'But she is our old lady. It's just that she is looking young.'

'Do you come here every day?'

'Even you pass from this way, everyday.'

'Why didn't you come yesterday?'

'- Yesterday, it was Monday. - Monday?'

'Doesn't the cow give dung on sunday?'

'I go to the temple on Monday.'

'- What? - I have kept the fast of 16 Mondays.'

'My mother says that I will get a good groom...'

'...if I fast for 16 Mondays.'

'When you have already found Somnath...'

'...then what is the need to fast for remaining 15 Mondays?'

'Wow! He is flirting with her!'

'Oh!'

"Why do you hover around me like a bee?"

"Why do you glance at me so eagerly?"

"Why do you hover around me like a bee?"

"Why do you glance at me so eagerly?"

- "Are you crazy about me?" - "No."

- "Are you some lover?" - "No."

"Are you crazy about me?"

"Are you some lover?"

"At least tell me what work do you have with me?"

"Tell her that you love her."

"Why are you standing silently?"

"If we had been at your place, we would have said it."

"Why do you hover around me like a bee?"

"Why do you glance at me so eagerly?"

"Why do you glance at my window?"

"Why do you talk only about me?"

"Why do you talk only about me?"

"Why do you glance at my window?"

"Why do you talk only about me?"

- "You come for my sake." - "No."

- "You sing songs." - "Not at all."

"You come for my sake."

"You sing songs."

"What lies in your heart? Only you know that."

"Don't feel shy."

"Call her near you."

"If we had been at your place, we would have called her."

"Why do you hover around me like a bee?"

"Why do you glance at me so eagerly?"

"Why are you carrying a gold bangle in your hand?"

"I will give it to you and take you to my courtyard."

- "Will you make me your beloved?" - "Yes."

- "Will you love me immensely?" - "Yes."

"Will you make me your beloved?"

"Will you love me immensely?"

"Today I say that, I am in love with you!"

"After expressing it, where are you off to?"

"You should have also thanked us."

"I hover around you like a bee."

"I glance at you so eagerly."

- "Are you crazy about me?" - "Yes."

- "Are you some lover?" - "Yes."

"Are you crazy about me?"

"Are you some lover?"

"Today I say that I love you."

That's when we got married.

This is the story of my love, dear.

Are you done?

No! After marriage what happened is... for the honeymoon...

- Grandpa! - Yes.

Grandma had actually called you to the temple.

I think you have got bored.

No problem, dear. I will go to the temple.

But remember one thing in the matter of girls.

- Our muscular courage... - Give us, God.

Yes.

Muscular or God.

Grandpa is there otherwise. Good luck, dear.

Thank you, grandpa.

- All the best. - Thank you. Thank you, grandpa.

- GRANDPA: -Go ahead, don't lose hope. - This old man!

I will go and shave.

- How many times will you shave? - Not me, he is saying that.

Go and open the door.

Who would have come at this hour?

Niraali!

Good...

- Hello! - Yes.

- Listen! - Yes.

I think I have seen you somewhere.

No, you must have seen me from behind.

Many people think the same thing when they look at me from the back.

- Listen to me! - I will send somebody!

Whom will you send? Why don't you turn and look at me?

I am turning. But since you too are turning around...

Okay! Okay! Okay! I will stop turning around. Okay?

But, why don't you show me your face?

No! I'm not capable of showing my face to anybody!

What!

Yes. Because, I'm going to become a father.

- And, I am still not married. - What!

I will go now. I have to go to the doctor.

Before you go, at least tell me where has Mr. Somnath gone?

- He has gone to the temple! - Gone to the temple!

Why are you applying soap all over your face?

You have hair all over your face?

Great!

At what strange places do people have hair growth!

Tell me something brother, this Mr. Somnath...

He too went to shave?

"Golmaal!"

"Golmaal!"

Who is there?

I am the dean of Bhiki Bai college.

I want to meet Mr. Somnath.

Oh! Have you ever met Mr. Somnath?

No. I have never seen him. I have only heard about him.

I am Somnath. Tell me.

Really? You are...

But just now a boy said that you have gone to the temple.

He is my servant!

I was going to the temple.

My wife's broken sandals broke, so I came back.

I feel blessed to have met you! Are you blind?

Yes I am! What will you do about it!

Nothing! Nothing! I am sad to hear this.

I have heard a lot of praises about you. A lot of praises.

You were in the air force.

Then you became a professor in...

...our college after your retirement.

Of Sanskrit. Our entire college loves you a lot.

- Fine, fine. Have a seat. - Thank you.

- Be careful! - What happened?

There is a table.

Are you really blind?

- Can't you see that I can't see! - I can see!

- Can you see that clock? - Yes.

- Not that! This one! - I see! This one.

- I can't see it! - I can see it.

- What's the time? - 7:30.

Not there! Here! It is 11:00! What's the time!

12:00! 11:00! 11:00!

- I don't know what the time is! - I can see it.

Now do you believe me that I am blind?

Don't beat me, sir!

Now tell me, what work did you have?

Listen to me, please.

Actually sir, our college has completed 50 years.

For that we have organized a function.

I have come to personally invite you, sir.

What? What program is there?

First there will be a dance of 'Pooja' .

Who is Pooja? Who is Pooja?

Pooja! Pooja! Archana!

First decide whether it is Pooja or Archana!

Not a girl, sir! Not a girl!

- Veneration of God! - Then?

After that there's a drama based on your sanskrit play of patriotism.

A play of that. After that there's elocution...

You spit! You dare to spit!

After that there's a elocution... elocution competition.

- Don't you have a beauty contest? - Beauty contest?

Beauty contest! Fool! Beauty contest!

I will ask the committee and let you know.

Not committee, I want the commitment!

- I want the commitment! Otherwise! - Who is it?

I think there will be a snowfall.

Greetings, auntie. You too are blind? You too are blind?

Do you think that we both... are playing 'Black-Black' here?

What?

No. I thought that you both are playing 'White-White'.

Where is the belt in your neck?

It was hurting me. So I removed it.

But how did you know that I wear a belt in my neck?

I know everything about you!

Aren't you flirting with that Rosy madam?

I will leave now.

You want to leave? Won't you have a drink?

- I don't drink! - You don't drink?

Fool! Even we don't drink during the daytime.

- She is talking about tea! Tea! - Yes, tea.

You are asking me so lovingly then please... please make tea.

Shameless!

I am blind and you want me to make tea for you!

Go and make tea for everybody! The kitchen is there!

I don't know how to make tea!

Then, why are you sitting here?

Fine! Fine! I will leave! I will leave!

Are you going there to beg! The way to go out is there!

There! Okay!

Get out! Fool!

What are you doing?

- At least give us the card! - Here.

- You take this. - No! No!

I don't know how to read such books.

- Read it with Rosy. - No! No!

Take it! Take it!

You guys beat a lot!

Hail Mother Mary!

PANDURANG: Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

Hello!

This is Sameer calling from America. Who are you?

Who are you?

I am Pandu.

Look, Mr. Pandu or whoever you are.

Tell my grandpa that I am returning from America today.

My flight will land at 1.30 in the night.

No need to come to the airport. I will come on my own.

Thank you.

What happened?

Gopal, what happened?

- Sameer is coming. - What! Sameer is coming!

Sameer is coming! Everybody is saying the same thing!

See! I had warned you all!

Someday we will get stuck in his web!

I am leaving!

I say that you all too pack your luggage and leave from here!

How can we leave like this? We should find such a house too.

Where there are two old people! Both are blind!

And they don't have any relative!

It takes time to find such a house!

You guys are worried about the house!

This might become a police matter!

I will not listen to anybody! I am leaving!

You all please be quiet! Let me think!

We will find out some or the other solution!

Box!

- Box! - Box!

It must contain something precious.

Yes. Like how they show in the movies.

Open the box. And it contains jewels, diamonds and gold!

Are you planning to steal this too?

Yes?

No, Gopal! No, Gopal!

Gopal, no.

Gopal, what are you doing?

Madhav, please make him understand! No, Gopal!

Have you guys gone mad!

The family that gave you love, and shelter you will rob that family itself.

We are not robbing the family. We are taking the box!

You understand what I am trying to say, right!

I think you shouldn't steal!

We are not stealing! We are checking!

If we find something, then we will take a loan and then return it.

Gopal, this is sin!

Look, this door is also not opening! God too is saying no, Gopal!

Consider what I'm saying, Gopal! Gopal, no!

I see! It opens from that side!

- I'm still saying that this is wrong! - This is right!

If it contains some treasure, then I will make a movie...

...and I will sign all of you!

Buddy, first let me open it!

Stop, dear. You will need a key to open it.

We... I was just looking at it.

I will tell you what it contains.

This is your compass box.

You were 6 years old, when you had insisted on it.

And look at this. Gun. For 'Diwali'.

You used to run all over the house, shooting the gun.

And this is your car.

You used to roam the entire courtyard with this.

You used to play with this the whole day.

What is this, grandpa?

Ashes.

Whose?

Sameer's!

My grandson was born in America.

We were craving to meet him.

But 2 years ago, in an accident we lost our eyesight.

With great courage, I told my son everything about our accident.

He couldn't endure it.

And he left to come here along with...

...my daughter-in-law and grandson.

He was driving to the airport in his car.

He met with an accident on the way.

Nobody survived.

My son... my daughter-in-law... my grandson. Nobody.

I couldn't tell this to Mangala.

Otherwise, she would have died.

Only I had to endure this shock.

My commissioner friend made arrangements to send me to America.

And there with my own hands...

...I performed the final rites of my entire family.

When I returned from America...

...Mangala started asking me...

...how is our grandson, how grown up is he, does he talk or not...

...and have you told him about me?

What would I have told her? What could I have told her?

I didn't have the courage to tell her the truth.

Every day I used to say that I will tell her today.

I will tell her today.

Then... on the day I decided to tell her, God sent you as Sameer.

But I had realized that you are not one but two.

And gradually I realized that you all are not 2, but 4.

But I had no qualms with your lie.

Really!

Because, Mangala was very happy. She was very happy.

But... if you all leave now...

...then God knows what she will go through.

She will shatter completely. I am saying the truth.

What is left to shatter now?

You... such a big betrayal!

These people... whoever they are... I am not angry with them.

Because they are outsiders. But you!

But you... you didn't even let me... perform the final rites of my children!

I wanted to... to take Sameer... if only for the last time...

...in my emrace ...to place him on my lap...

You all... who are you all... who gave you the right...

...to play with an old couple's emotions!

You all have committed a grave sin!

Such a grave sin for which there is no punishment in this world.

I had planned all this.

They are not responsible for all this. Only I am responsible.

Consider it my mistake or immaturity that I came here.

But an even greater mistake is that...

...the love and family that I searched for, all my life...

...when I found that in you both then...

...I couldn't recognize that.

And I hurt both of you.

Whatever punishment you give...

...I accept it.

Who is it?

GRANDPA: Who is it?

"Bum. Bum. Bum. Boom."

I love this old man.

Uncle has helped me a lot.

Give me the urn otherwise I will thrash you all so much...

...that even the beggar will refuse to give you alms.

Why do you want the urn?

Give me one chance to atone for my sins. Trust us. Laxman.

Grandpa, come. Come. Grandma, come.

This way, grandma. Come, come.

You did the right thing by sending uncle inside.

- What do you want? - The urn.

This?

- Yes. - Take it.

Boss, these are the same 4 guys...

...who had thrashed me thrice.

I have never seen him before.

No...

Did you get thrashed at the wrong place?

No! I swear on you, Babali brother.

- Babali? Who? - He is the one.

Imagine! Gabbar Singh's name in 'Sholay' is Sweetie.

Keep quiet! Fire!

Don't fire!

I heard everything.

I swear on Sameer's ashes.

I am with you guys in this fight.

So you have changed the side, you rascal!

Fire!

Fire!

We forgot to get the bullets!

What?

We forgot to get the bullets!

If the bullets are at home, then will you play hockey with this?

Thrash them!

What are you staring at! Go up!

Switch it on!

"Golmaal!"

1, 2... Govinda.

You rascal!

Gopal!

Hey... Babali!

"Babali...!"

"Babali...!"

Hang on! Hang on! Why are we fighting?

You are not interested in the ashes. Do you want the urn?

- Yes! - Why?

Look, this matter is between us.

Come, sir.

Excuse me, sir. You cannot go from here.

Diamonds!

- Diamonds! - Diamonds!

Our atonement is done, boys!

"We running for the money, running for the money, yeah!"

"We running for the money, running for the money, yeah!"

You idiot... throw it here.

What have you done!

- He asked for it, so I gave him. - Fool!

Yes.

Madhav!

Oh man!

Give it to me.

Fight with all you power...!

Hey, give it!

I have been searching for you guys since a long time!

You made me run a lot! Why do you want to ruin my career?

Nobody comes to my garage.

My wife has refused to come back from her maternal house!

Please, return my money! Please!

I am very sorry, man.

You know I had come in the scorching heat...

...without any slippers to return your money.

- And you know what happened? - What?

He robbed that money.

Really? Return his money!

When did I steal it! I have just met you!

Don't act smart! Return the kids money!

- Who are you? The landlord! - Tell him.

Look! He is Mr. Vasuli. And he is Mr. Babali!

- Babali! - Babali!

We will tell him to tie us 'Rakhi' next year.

Hey, Babali!

Babali!

Why are you laughing!

"Golmaal!"

Hey!

"Babali!"

"Golmaal!"

Hail Mother Mary.

"Golmaal!"

Come. Take it.

Who is it!

Gopal!

Who is it?

Grandpa!

Babali, it doesn't come out! It doesn't come out!

My diamonds.

Gopal, what happened?

Sorry! Sorry!

Blood!

Babali brother...

Gopal!

What a nice...

- Don't touch it! - Okay!

- What happened? - He too...

- It's really deep, man! - What happened?

- Everything is all right now. - GRANDPA: Come, commissioner sir.

Commissioner sir... I know what their punishment should be.

After seeing what they all have done...

- ...all the four will live with us. - What!

Yes. You all four will live as the 'Shravan' of these blind parents.

- And Nadeem, too. - What?

You all will receive your reward within 15 days.

Reward? For what?

A reward because, you all have nabbed a dangerous...

...gangster and got the diamonds too.

So you will surely get the 10% of that.

- Great! - My money!

They see rich people and they start begging. Get out!

Greetings, grandpa. Greetings, grandma.

You have come to take pickle in the hospital too.

Grandpa, you too!

Tell me, which naughty guy have...

...you chosen from these 4 naughty ones?

I am here. Where are you going? I don't mind.

Lucky.

Doctor!

But, he can't speak!

No?

I know that he can't speak.

But I wanted such a husband... who would listen only to me.

And he himself should remain silent.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Do you have a sister?

Yes, I have. But she is 7 years old. Why?

We will have to wait for a long time.

"Golmaal!"

Action!

"Is there something fishy or a lot more than that?"

"We are troublesome, baby. We are great!"

"Be careful! Be careful! Be careful!"

"Your heart doesn't get stolen, take care of that."

"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

"Is there something fishy or a lot more than that?"

"We are troublesome, baby. We are great!"

"Be careful! Be careful! Be careful!"

"Your heart doesn't get stolen, take care of that."

"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

"We running for the money, running for the money, yeah!"

"We running for the money, running for the money, yeah!"

"We running for the money, running for the money, yeah!"

"We running for the money, running for the money, yeah!"

"Neither the heart nor are we bad."

"What can we do if this world is bad."

"We teach them what they taught us."

"Let's have some fun."

"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

"Is there something fishy or a lot more than that?"

"We are troublesome, baby. We are great!"

"Be careful! Be careful! Be careful!"

"Your heart doesn't get stolen, take care of that."

"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

Cut it.