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How are you?

Okay. We've got some guests.

Oh, hi.

How are you? Fine. How are you?

And we have Sean and Marsha, Richie and Jack.

We're not early, are we? Oh, no. People come and go here. Some have already came

and went.

Yeah. Where are my magazines?

Oh, let me take care of your fee. A hundred to cover all of us? Okay.

That's fine. Thank you, sir.

But my magazine?

Uh, it's in the mail. Oh, okay. Come on. That's what you say every time.

I'm Rita Ricardo.

Yes, I'm glad to finally meet you.

And this must be Johnny.

Yeah.

You must have something special in here.

Honey, that's not Johnny. Johnny Bullock.

Oh, okay. How you doing?

How you doing? But since you're not Johnny, you're going to have to pay a

Oh, how much is it? $20.

Oh, no problem. Finally. Okay.

Come here.

All right. All right. Let's go.

How are you doing? Oh, great.

That's good.

You look lovely as usual. Thank you. Well, I feel a little overdressed.

Well, this is my usual getup, you know. You look great. Really, darling.

We have some great entertainment for you tonight.

Really? Rita, Ricardo, and Johnny.

Who are they?

Well, Rita, Ricardo.

Is she related to Ricky and Lucy, Ricardo?

No, no. Come on, I'll just show you.

Here's your donation. Thanks. Thank you. Come on.

What the hell is this?

It's no joke, baby.

This is for real.

What kind of a place is this?

Swing house.

Swing house, huh?

There any more people here?

Where did you get these guys?

I was just out front waiting to come in and they showed up.

Look, we don't have a place to stay.

So if you don't behave yourself, we'll blow your head off.

Show us to them.

What's this?

Have a seat.

I said have a seat.

Sit down.

Who are you?

Never mind.

Wait a minute. Didn't I hear about you on the radio?

You might have.

Murderers? Escape from prison?

Maybe.

I don't want to blow your head off, but just be quiet, alright?

Are you expecting any more people?

A few.

Do you have any sign that says closed?

I have one that says closed by the police.

That's good.

I want you to put that sign on.

But if you make any false move, you're going to find a lot of blood in this

room.

I'm going to allow you to go and put a sign on.

Now go.

So you're strangers, huh?

So you guys are strangers, huh?

What are you? We entertain.

Entertain.

Hmm, that's good.

Why don't you entertain us a little bit? Let's give her some room.

Come on, move, move.

Okay. First, I want to tell you about my show.

Have any of you heard of Johnny Canuck?

Johnny Canuck is a Canadian cartoon character.

I read him as a little girl.

Johnny Canuck works as a lumberjack.

He's big.

He's blonde.

And he's very, very handsome.

Johnny's a real macho type.

Says a lot of things like, Hey, bye.

How about a beer?

Winters get worse and worse in Canada.

And I spend more and more time down here.

And I think I'm losing my Canadian accent.

It's all right, eh?

Anyhow, as I grew up,

I started having trouble with the men in my life.

I began to fantasize about Johnny Canoe.

He would not have been my father.

But at the same time, I got tired of splitting my pay on sex shows.

So Johnny Rubber came into being.

Johnny Rubber was a lot like Johnny Canoe.

As a matter of fact,

Johnny Rubber is even more of a man than Johnny Canuck.

He has those parts that Johnny Canuck does not have.

And I know they're just like Johnny's would be.

However, even Johnny Rubber is not perfect.

We've been playing in San Francisco for quite a while, and he wants to be Johnny

Leather.

So I told him to do a real good show.

People would treat us right.

And I bought him a leather suit to take back to Canada with.

So let's all stop.

Would you like some of that, Tom?

I don't think so.

Is yours as good as his? Better.

That's right.

I'll share mine if you'll share yours.

Thank you, Mom.

Maybe later.

Well,

I love Johnny's cock.

Oh. Oh.

Mmm.

And all of you are going to be our entertainers now.

You three, start undressing.

You, suck his cock.

And all of you girls, play with each other.

Excuse me.

Yes. Play this one for me.

Okay, you can have it.

I'll get you later.

Now, before you get a car, go there. Join them.

You too.

Go there.

Mm.

Hello?

I wanna see daisy chain.

Go on.

Now.

That's it.

You two keep talking there. Keep talking.

Got it in my eyes.

I'll clean it for you.

You're coming back.

So you think that's funny?

Thanks, Fred. You're welcome.

You two gentlemen, get that quilt and put her on the floor.

I think I'm going to get on this. Why don't you cover me?

Sure, go ahead. Hey, what about me?

I thought you said you were going to be taking care of me.

I did, didn't I?

Well, I changed my mind.

I'm just going to sit over there.

What?

I said, why don't you go sit over there? I'm moving.

Well.

Hey, you man enough to join us?

Boom.

Night.

Go ahead.

And he got the guard on a bird hug.

Then I took his gun.

And what did you do with the guards? Did you hurt them?

The reason I'm asking is that I'm a magazine owner and I want to do a story

your adventure.

Well, we used him as the hostage.

So you used him as a hostage to get out of county jail.

What did you do with him after that?

Did you kill him?

I did not kill anybody.

Yet.

You got me guilty, didn't you?

Wait a minute.

You're telling us that you're not guilty?

That's right, man.

We're not guilty.

Well, if you're not guilty, then why were you convicted and why were you in

jail?

I'm sick and tired of telling my story.

You tell him, Bush.

Okay.

Well, one night we pulled into a gas station to get some gas and we gathered

what change we could because we didn't have much money.

We put whatever gas we could in the car, and somebody was in the back recording

the license plate. That's how they do the procedures at night.

And someone came in after us and killed everybody, robbed the place, and were

framed.

Now, what you're saying is that all the evidence the police had was the fact

that your license plate was the last one listed.

You know, I think I believe you both.

I believe them, too.

You're not putting me on just because I have a gun in my hands, huh?

No.

These people don't believe us. Nobody does.

I think they're telling the truth. They don't have any reason to lie.

That's right, they don't.

Well, I still got my doubts.

I don't give a shit.

That's enough talking.

You're going to do some serious fucking now.

Entertainer, we need the room.

Take Johnny out of here.

Now I believe you too.

I'd like to fuck you.

And fuck your car.

Never mind. We need the room. Take Johnny out of here.

How are things at the ranch?

Well, Hutch, not so bad.

Business -wise, we're doing okay.

But I'm having some problem with the health.

You remember Jack, the guy that's very strong? Oh, yeah.

Well, him and Bill, his cousin, they quit on me. They went to work in Texas.

They're in the oil fields now.

Oh, boy.

Speaking of strong men, we had a situation happen down at the jail last

where there was a very powerful prisoner overpowered one of the guards, and him

and another prisoner escaped.

RTV jail was one of your cases? It was one of my cases. And the sad part of the

story is that the men were innocent.

Innocent? Uh -huh. And how come you sent them to jail?

Well, the public defender convinced them to plead guilty in front of me.

How did you know they were innocent?

Well, while the men were in jail, while there was two gas station robberies that

were identical to what they had committed, so the police came up with

evidence, and we knew.

You were going to release them?

Oh, yeah, I'd already signed the release form to have them released.

Just before they broke out of here? Yes, before they broke out.

Hutch, things happen in your court.

You know something?

I could use a couple of very strong guys in my ranch now.

Jesus, that's so good.

What's this?

Is this a joke?

No, it's no joke.

No, no joke.

It's for real.

What's going on?

We'll see.

These gentlemen are escaped convicts, but I believe they're innocent.

However, they feel they have to hold us hostage, so we have no choice.

Let's say they were framed.

What do we have to do?

Why are they holding us? What are we going to do?

We're at their mercy.

You're just going to fuck and suck.

That's what I'm here for.

Do I him, him, him, or you?

Just relax, baby.

Relax.

We're having a good show here.

What's your name?

Jack.

You know how to do the wheelbarrow? Yes, I do.

Would you like to do it? Probably.

Pick it, grow from there.

Biggest funnest thing.

What is it?

Two women eating each other while I fuck them.

Pick your choice and do it here.

What don't they want? I'll see you a little later. Okay.

Bridget?

Kathy?

Aren't we, uh...

Have a look. Why don't you lay down there

on your back.

Kathy, you sit on your face.

Everybody take your choice.

Hello?

Sure beats the jail, huh?

you know

You look like a hot number.

Can you take two guys?

Who, me?

Yes. I would do it for you with great pleasure.

Well, pick two of them.

Oh.

Well, I'll pick him.

And you.

The rest of you, move out of there.

She needs the room.

How about you?

Would you like to fuck me?

I just might.

In a different circumstance.

You know, if you got rid of that toy, you could fuck me.

Nobody's gonna hurt you now.

This is not a toy.

I've heard that before.

And I don't bite.

Why can't you believe that I really want to fuck you?

Pretty women like you have looked down to me many times.

What's the difference now?

I would also like to fuck you.

I also find you very attractive.

Me too. I think you're very masculine.

Thank you.

But I think that's all because... Again.

Have you ever asked any of those pretty girls to fuck you?

No, not really.

I'm kind of a shy.

That's what I thought.

You look like the shy type.

But if you had asked those pretty girls, you'd be getting an awful lot of pussy.

Do you really mean it?

Yes, I believe it.

I'd fuck you anytime.

That is too good to be true.

There's one thing you should know.

These girls are telling you the truth.

Not one of them is a whore.

They're swingers.

These girls deal in pleasure.

Happiness.

Happiness is the true secret of the world.

Well, excuse me, sir.

But I am in a world that I don't know anything about.

Then why don't you join us?

No, you could just... Get right in.

Join us. Hold it.

Go back. Here.

Go.

I'm not going to fall for that trick.

Is there anything I can do to convince you?

Maybe you prefer me?

Or maybe I could show you something.

Well, hello.

Hey, Carlos. Hi, Carlos.

Hi, hi.

Who the hell are you? You're Bushy, right? My name is Carlos. I'm a friend.

Paco.

Congratulations, gentlemen.

The swinging place has the ideal place to be hiding.

Would you believe the whole police are looking for those two guys?

Yeah, we know.

They broke out of jail 30 minutes before they were going to be released.

I knew they were innocent. I had that feeling.

Good night.

Well, what are they doing now? What happens to them? Well, the situation is

strange.

He is very strong.

He has overpowered one of the guards who was arrested very strong.

Congratulations.

He took the gun of the guy and took away.

Those guys are innocent.

He was one of the public defenders.

He was trying to get ahead in politics.

So he actually talked these two gentlemen into playing guilty.

I spent all afternoon with my good friend, Judge Hutchinson.

I read everything.

Very interesting.

I think it could be a good story for you.

I think an interesting story for a magazine, too, if they're, of course,

to sell me the rights.

Would you be willing to write about them? Yeah, and I'd pay them for the

Very good.

See?

Um, you're looking for a job, right?

Yeah. You too.

Yeah. If you get out of jail.

How would you like to have a real attorney representing you, get properly

released, and have no problems?

Another trick?

No tricks.

Trust this man.

He's one of us.

He's a swinger.

What do you think, Paco? I want to believe, but I think that's a trick.

A trick?

This is not a trick.

I have nothing to gain by tricking you or you.

I don't want anything out of you except making you happy.

We're a happy group around here.

And it's really sad what is happening to these nice people.

Be our friends. Join us.

They are entitled, I guess, to an indemnization.

Because actually they are victims of...

A miscarriage of justice.

Yeah, that's true.

How would you like to get some money out of the city?

You want to try that?

If he's telling the truth, I'd love it.

You know, my attorney would be probably willing to take the case, no fee.

Absolutely. On a 50 -50 basis.

Yeah. How would you like that?

Anything.

But gentlemen,

there is one condition.

You are getting nowhere, nowhere with the guns.

I'm not going to put my gun down.

I'd rather be dead than go back to the joint.

Guns is only trouble for you.

I got a much better life for you.

This one.

Yes, but it's not a jail.

There'll be no jail for you, unless you break the law again.

Come on.

I'm going to make a phone call.

You don't go anywhere.

I am going to make a phone call to help you.

And him.

And I know you are not the killer.

So I know you are not going to shoot me.

How come?

How come?

Well, I think I don't have any further use for this thing anymore.

I didn't like it anyway.

Put it on the table.

Girls? It's all yours.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.