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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,690 --> 00:00:36,964 FEAR CITY 2 00:00:37,130 --> 00:00:40,008 FEAR CITY a family comedy 3 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,729 Relax, Sandy. It's me. 4 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,405 God, Ben! He'll kill us all! 5 00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:12,001 Don't be so melodramatic. 6 00:02:12,490 --> 00:02:16,369 The horrible Yuri is dead. He's nothing but memories now. 7 00:02:16,810 --> 00:02:19,608 This whole horrible nightmare is over. 8 00:02:21,530 --> 00:02:24,363 He hated us because we make good money... 9 00:02:24,530 --> 00:02:28,364 and, with his communistic ideas, money is a bad thing. 10 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:32,328 My God! He killed Jim... 11 00:02:33,650 --> 00:02:34,650 Susan... 12 00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:36,690 Ludovic... 13 00:02:37,770 --> 00:02:38,770 Maximilien... 14 00:02:40,090 --> 00:02:41,682 and Toto, too. 15 00:02:44,610 --> 00:02:46,487 It was horrible. 16 00:02:46,650 --> 00:02:50,438 The Johnson's are coming over. I'm going to tidy up a bit. 17 00:02:50,610 --> 00:02:53,761 Go take a bath. Nothing horrible can happen now. 18 00:03:04,090 --> 00:03:05,125 Nothing horrible... 19 00:03:05,290 --> 00:03:08,282 can happen to us now. 20 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:11,961 That bath did me good. 21 00:03:13,850 --> 00:03:15,488 Sandy! Look out! 22 00:03:17,170 --> 00:03:19,206 I'm so sorry! It's horrible! 23 00:03:19,370 --> 00:03:22,203 That's all right, dear. That's all right. 24 00:04:11,610 --> 00:04:12,838 I'm almost there! 25 00:04:16,850 --> 00:04:18,363 I'll call you back. It's horrible! 26 00:04:20,850 --> 00:04:23,489 The vacuum cleaner! I left it on! 27 00:04:31,850 --> 00:04:34,728 OIL DO NOT GET THROWN IN 28 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,880 Look out behind you! It's horrible! 29 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:52,848 DO NOT GET THROWN IN AGAIN 30 00:04:59,610 --> 00:05:01,646 Die! Dirty Communist! 31 00:05:19,770 --> 00:05:20,919 So long, Yuri! 32 00:05:44,530 --> 00:05:45,883 Pretty good, right? 33 00:05:48,330 --> 00:05:50,924 Wait. Did you notice... 34 00:05:51,090 --> 00:05:53,604 how much action there is at the end? 35 00:05:54,810 --> 00:05:58,405 If you fell asleep, you can see it again... 36 00:05:58,570 --> 00:06:00,367 there are other screenings. 37 00:06:00,930 --> 00:06:02,807 Don't forget your press kit! 38 00:06:04,090 --> 00:06:05,090 Nice to meet you. 39 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:07,524 Press agent, Odile Deray. 40 00:06:08,570 --> 00:06:10,606 Take a kit. If you need more info... 41 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:12,203 I'm at the Martinez. 42 00:06:13,730 --> 00:06:17,120 I won't write a word. That film's a piece of shit! 43 00:06:18,570 --> 00:06:20,765 You should see it again. 44 00:06:21,170 --> 00:06:22,842 No deal, Deray! 45 00:06:23,810 --> 00:06:26,404 Odile Deray! In any case, I'll call you. 46 00:06:35,610 --> 00:06:39,728 I told you to keep all handbags on your lap. 47 00:06:39,890 --> 00:06:41,608 Look! You were robbed. 48 00:06:44,810 --> 00:06:47,404 The mgmt. Is not responsible. 49 00:06:47,570 --> 00:06:51,483 Warning. This film has been rated "R"... 50 00:06:57,530 --> 00:07:00,249 CANNES FILM FESTIVAL - DAY ONE 51 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:05,966 What's spotted ermine? How much? I won't yell. 52 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:07,358 See you tomorrow. 53 00:07:07,890 --> 00:07:08,925 Hold on. What? 54 00:07:09,410 --> 00:07:12,163 See you tomorrow. Let's hope we get a crowd. 55 00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:14,440 I get paid the same. Button up... 56 00:07:14,610 --> 00:07:15,326 it's raining. 57 00:07:15,490 --> 00:07:16,843 I think it stopped. 58 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:19,883 Say hi to your wife. 59 00:07:22,210 --> 00:07:24,166 I will. What? So? 60 00:07:24,450 --> 00:07:25,485 How much was it? 61 00:07:25,650 --> 00:07:26,650 How much? 62 00:07:27,370 --> 00:07:29,201 No, I won't yell. 63 00:07:30,010 --> 00:07:31,010 How much!! 64 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:46,240 No, it was dead. Don't change the subject! 65 00:07:52,530 --> 00:07:54,202 I'd rather die than sell the R.V. 66 00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:09,359 Over my dead body... What? 67 00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:17,129 I'm going to be cut off! 68 00:08:21,290 --> 00:08:23,565 CANNES FILM FESTIVAL - DAY TWO 69 00:08:25,730 --> 00:08:27,846 I'm sorry. The funeral's Tuesday. 70 00:08:30,490 --> 00:08:32,799 I can't make it. I would've loved to come. 71 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:37,001 That's nice of you. I hope it'll be a nice day. 72 00:08:37,170 --> 00:08:38,649 It'll be more cheery. 73 00:08:41,290 --> 00:08:43,246 - Tea? - Yes, thanks. 74 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:46,450 Is that him? 75 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:48,719 No, that's my dog. 76 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:50,364 Oh, of course. 77 00:08:51,770 --> 00:08:53,601 Tell me about him. I hardly knew him. 78 00:08:54,570 --> 00:08:57,084 He's a German Shepherd, well-trained... 79 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:58,683 - spayed. - No, your husband. 80 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:05,366 They slashed him with hammer and sickle. 81 00:09:05,530 --> 00:09:08,249 But he was so handsome whole. 82 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:11,766 Clean, generous... Really generous. 83 00:09:12,130 --> 00:09:13,130 Sugar? 84 00:09:13,530 --> 00:09:14,530 Sixteen. 85 00:09:14,850 --> 00:09:16,681 It's funny. The film I'm handling... 86 00:09:16,850 --> 00:09:20,240 is about a hammer-and-sickle killer. Incredible, hunh? 87 00:09:22,450 --> 00:09:24,008 Look. His last gift. 88 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:26,720 I told him, "It's crazy! We'll have to sell the R.V." 89 00:09:27,170 --> 00:09:28,170 Know what he told me? 90 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,125 He said, "Let it ride!" 91 00:09:30,650 --> 00:09:33,801 What a feeling! To read about my film in the papers! 92 00:09:33,970 --> 00:09:37,679 I can still hear him! "Let it ride!" A real capricorn. 93 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:41,367 I'm a press agent. So of course I love the press. 94 00:09:41,850 --> 00:09:43,920 We never used the R.V. anyway. 95 00:09:44,090 --> 00:09:48,288 Somebody had to get killed for them to spill some ink! Incredible! 96 00:09:49,050 --> 00:09:51,006 It wasn't much ink. Just one paper. 97 00:09:51,530 --> 00:09:54,249 We never used the R.V. Well, one time. 98 00:09:54,410 --> 00:09:59,006 No, two. Who could they interview anyway? 99 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:03,126 The director's in an asylum. The producer's in prison. 100 00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:04,439 The star... 101 00:10:05,930 --> 00:10:07,727 He must be free. He hasn't worked since. 102 00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:09,369 We never used it. 103 00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:13,159 It was in the garage for months, gathering dust. 104 00:10:13,810 --> 00:10:17,120 If I have him whacked, it'll whip up interest. 105 00:10:17,490 --> 00:10:18,718 Body guards. The whole bit! 106 00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:20,683 I can just see the headlines. 107 00:10:20,850 --> 00:10:25,002 "Star of Red is Dead Comes to Cannes Despite Danger" 108 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:26,040 Where's the phone? 109 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:28,519 I said, "Either the coat or the R.V." 110 00:10:29,770 --> 00:10:31,408 And he said, "Let it ride!" 111 00:10:34,650 --> 00:10:36,606 GREEN PARTY REP. KILLED 112 00:10:38,650 --> 00:10:40,447 Green Party Rep. Killed 113 00:10:44,130 --> 00:10:45,768 - WHAT A CATCH! - What A Catch! 114 00:10:50,410 --> 00:10:53,083 Was it because he opposed the Martoni Project... 115 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:56,367 construction of the Megamilton Hotel on the Cannes beach... 116 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,998 that ecologist Jacques Lelong was killed? 117 00:10:59,170 --> 00:11:03,129 Joining us live by telephone, Philippe Lulu. Philippe? 118 00:11:03,290 --> 00:11:06,009 Hello, Michel. His body was found... 119 00:11:06,170 --> 00:11:07,523 - How are you? - Fine. 120 00:11:07,690 --> 00:11:10,329 His body was found on one of the L�rins Islands... 121 00:11:10,490 --> 00:11:12,799 drowned a week ago. According to the coroner... 122 00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:15,200 the Green Party Rep.'s body was blue, 123 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,406 blue as the skies of the Riviera. 124 00:11:18,130 --> 00:11:22,089 Suspicion abounds about Jean-Paul Martoni's role in the affair. 125 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:26,038 He is right now being questioned by police... 126 00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:28,166 and he may be charged shortly. 127 00:11:28,890 --> 00:11:31,927 Call us back with any new developments. 128 00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:34,202 Now turning to the Film Festival... 129 00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:38,648 Arriving today; Director Boldav Mavatlava Kraspeck. 130 00:11:38,810 --> 00:11:43,201 His film Autumn Bugs is a favorite. Will it get the Palme, or won't it? 131 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:46,726 Also from Cannes, the strange murder... 132 00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:49,484 of a projectionist at the Cameo Theater... 133 00:11:49,650 --> 00:11:53,279 who was projecting a horror film. 134 00:11:54,490 --> 00:11:58,722 And now; For our Belgian friends who love arugula... 135 00:12:28,490 --> 00:12:30,367 PARIS, THAT SAME DAY 136 00:12:45,290 --> 00:12:46,882 - The boss wants you. - Sorry, Marc. 137 00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:49,201 I stopped smoking... it's nerves. 138 00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:50,930 No problem. 139 00:12:51,290 --> 00:12:52,359 I had problems... 140 00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:54,043 with my wife lately. 141 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:56,839 And they took my visiting rights away. 142 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,089 And as for my wife... 143 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:19,603 Hi, Tiffany. 144 00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:21,969 That's pretty - is it cashmere? 145 00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:23,199 Cotton! 146 00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:30,568 I don't want to bother you... 147 00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:33,882 but can I sleep over? I lost my mother this morning. 148 00:13:35,770 --> 00:13:36,770 She died? 149 00:13:37,730 --> 00:13:40,927 - No, I lost her. She was there and then - poof! - I lost her. 150 00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:48,721 But my dog died. So if I could sleep over... 151 00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:51,120 just to have someone around. 152 00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:52,689 Your dog died 3 times. 153 00:13:53,570 --> 00:13:54,719 He suffered horribly. 154 00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:58,245 Karamazov here yet? 155 00:13:58,410 --> 00:13:59,450 Yes, sir. He's right here. 156 00:13:59,610 --> 00:14:00,679 Send him in! 157 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:09,649 It was an accident, boss. 158 00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:11,960 This isn't about Princess Valonni. 159 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:17,088 I got a call from the Cannes Festival. Ever hear of Cannes? 160 00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:19,122 I went to camp there, when I was 7. 161 00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:22,000 You're the man for the job. 162 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:27,127 You take the 10 AM flight to Nice. 163 00:14:27,810 --> 00:14:29,846 It should take off about 1 PM. 164 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,519 It's 11 AM now. 165 00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:33,408 - So what?! - No, I meant... 166 00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:37,401 The person you're guarding is a movie star - Simon Jeremi. 167 00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:39,848 You pick him up in Nice. 168 00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:42,925 Your contact is Odile Deray. 169 00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,643 D.E.R.A.Y... 170 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,928 a press agent. You stay to the end of the festival. 171 00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:52,721 This is no walk in the park. 172 00:14:59,050 --> 00:15:01,803 There's a hammer & sickle killer... 173 00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:05,806 and there's some connection to her movie. 174 00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:10,600 Some kind of iden... identification thing. Get it? 175 00:15:10,770 --> 00:15:11,805 Yeah. More or less. 176 00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:15,165 Which means... 177 00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:21,119 no more close contact protection for Princess Valonni. 178 00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:24,078 Why not, Uncle? 179 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:27,760 I promised I'd keep you apart until her abor -... 180 00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:29,040 Until her what? 181 00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:31,007 Until her abortion. 182 00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:32,001 But we were... 183 00:15:32,170 --> 00:15:34,365 No 'buts'! Enough bullshit! 184 00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:40,642 And, for once in your life, think with your head, instead of your d - 185 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:52,242 Nice Airport. 186 00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:54,287 Watch the closing doors. 187 00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:04,610 Odile Deray? 188 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,888 I'm looking for Odile Deray. 189 00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:10,605 That's her! 190 00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:17,290 You're Odile Deray? 191 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,207 I'm the Pope; I'm waiting for my sister. 192 00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:26,930 I'm Odile. 193 00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:30,687 - I'm from Security, Inc. - And you are...? 194 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:32,290 At the airport. 195 00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:33,969 Right, but what's your name? 196 00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:37,884 Serge Karamazov. No relation. I'm an only child. 197 00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:40,369 No, because Karamazov... 198 00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:42,248 The Brothers... I'm not related. 199 00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:43,410 Yeah, right. Sure. 200 00:16:45,010 --> 00:16:46,010 That's funny. 201 00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:50,330 Lulu? 202 00:16:56,690 --> 00:16:58,089 I'm Lulu. 203 00:16:59,490 --> 00:17:00,081 Cigarette? 204 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,081 No, thanks. I'm trying to quit. 205 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:17,689 This plane makes express stops only, and will not stop at HRMPFNG! 206 00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:21,370 There he is! 207 00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:29,479 - Bye, Simon. - Bye, Sylvie. 208 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,288 Simon, I'm Odile Deray. 209 00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:34,846 This is Serge Karamazov. 210 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,010 No relation. 211 00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:41,162 Mr. Karamazov will be seeing to your security. 212 00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:42,558 Do you have any baggage? 213 00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:47,281 No one told me to bring baggage. Should I have tooken some? 214 00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:49,288 No, no problem. Let's go. 215 00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:54,682 What about your sister? 216 00:17:57,890 --> 00:18:00,404 Mr. K., you drive. I'll get in back. 217 00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:02,481 Simon, you take the death seat. 218 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,205 Sit up front. 219 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:10,370 Right. 220 00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:19,803 Power steering... 221 00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,602 I eat her interior... 222 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,126 remote door locks... 223 00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:28,121 Limited series Palme d'Or... 224 00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:30,648 a car which is a good... 225 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,084 driving type car. 226 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:43,282 I'm going to make you a star, Simon. 227 00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:44,849 You can't buy this publicity. 228 00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:48,639 A real murder, just like in the movie During the Cannes Festival. 229 00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:50,045 We'll need stills, right? 230 00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:51,930 You all right with stills? 231 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:53,763 - Yes. - Good. 232 00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:55,650 I like working with good stills. 233 00:18:57,170 --> 00:19:01,641 The Germans love the picture. They've always had good taste. 234 00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:05,041 The Danes, too. Do you speak Danish? 235 00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:10,558 You'll have to I earn. 236 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:11,879 Sk�l �ften Str�� 237 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,119 Repeat after me. 238 00:19:16,770 --> 00:19:18,681 I'm so stupid. That's Swedish. 239 00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:20,768 I'm so stupid. That's Swedish. 240 00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:22,522 Wait. Excuse me... 241 00:19:22,690 --> 00:19:26,888 if you keep doing that, how am I supposed to... 242 00:19:32,010 --> 00:19:34,205 It's here somewhere... 243 00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:40,443 Safety first. 244 00:19:41,570 --> 00:19:42,764 All right, in back? 245 00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:48,809 You're at the Martinez. 246 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,369 You know it? 247 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:52,490 You'll like it. 248 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,844 I want you to be happy. 249 00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:57,081 You'll have to take him everywhere. 250 00:19:57,570 --> 00:19:59,208 Everyone'll want to see him. 251 00:19:59,370 --> 00:20:00,370 The magic of Cannes. 252 00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,444 You can call me Serge. 253 00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:06,007 Eye on the road, Kara! Simon, where should we eat? 254 00:20:11,050 --> 00:20:12,050 Shit! 255 00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:13,758 What's with you? Car-sickness? 256 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,849 No, when I'm happy, I vomit. 257 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:20,365 And I'm real happy. 258 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,801 I left my calendar in the theater. 259 00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:25,723 It's not far. Drop me off here. 260 00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:34,970 Shit. 261 00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:04,927 Which is stronger, the hippopotamus or the elephant? 262 00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:08,002 'Cause a hippo is pretty strong. 263 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:15,160 We have a reservation for Karamazov and Jeremi. 264 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,164 Fill out this card. 265 00:21:22,050 --> 00:21:23,324 Aren't you hungry? 266 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,320 I'm hungry, hungry... 267 00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:29,523 Can I be frank? 268 00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:31,930 You're a pain. 269 00:21:31,970 --> 00:21:33,403 Yeah, but I'm still hungry. 270 00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:37,446 OK, what do you want to eat? 271 00:21:37,770 --> 00:21:40,000 Whatever. Pork gums. 272 00:21:41,410 --> 00:21:44,243 Where can we get good pork gums around here? 273 00:21:44,410 --> 00:21:48,039 "Chez Laplaud." Best pork gums on the coast. Like a reservation? 274 00:21:56,570 --> 00:22:01,690 You're mine. All mine. And I'm all yours. 275 00:22:01,850 --> 00:22:06,162 All of you. You, all of you. My whole body is yours. 276 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:17,329 Darling, you kill me. You're killing me. 277 00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,043 What about my nose? 278 00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:29,608 And my ears? 279 00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:34,324 And my little belly button? 280 00:22:35,850 --> 00:22:39,081 And my feet? No. 281 00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:42,408 Come on, think. Think. Whose are they? Think. No. 282 00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:44,650 One second. 283 00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:46,889 And what about my... 284 00:22:47,970 --> 00:22:48,970 I'm being cut off. 285 00:22:51,410 --> 00:22:54,959 You'll love this room. Last year, Robert Goulet had it. 286 00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:02,480 Security. I'll go in first. 287 00:23:02,650 --> 00:23:03,924 Should I get the light? 288 00:23:04,370 --> 00:23:05,405 I'll find it. 289 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:19,843 So you're an actor? 290 00:23:22,050 --> 00:23:23,165 That's great. 291 00:23:28,050 --> 00:23:30,405 How'd you get started? 292 00:23:31,770 --> 00:23:34,045 I knew the usherette. 293 00:23:34,490 --> 00:23:36,685 It's who you know, hunh? 294 00:23:39,170 --> 00:23:40,603 I don't know anyone. 295 00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:46,649 OK. We'll take the room. 296 00:23:50,330 --> 00:23:54,642 Clean it up a little. At these prices that's the least you could do! 297 00:23:58,410 --> 00:24:00,970 You mind giving me an autograph? 298 00:24:05,330 --> 00:24:08,845 It's for my sister, Edwige. 299 00:24:11,570 --> 00:24:13,879 "For." You wrote "fur." 300 00:24:21,650 --> 00:24:24,005 Not "H". It's Edwige with an "E". 301 00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:33,560 Not "EE". It's an "I". 302 00:24:40,410 --> 00:24:42,526 Good. And an "E" at the end. 303 00:24:45,330 --> 00:24:47,002 But you forgot to sign. 304 00:24:53,210 --> 00:24:54,210 The key. 305 00:25:06,050 --> 00:25:09,725 Simon, about the beds, should we flip for it? 306 00:25:15,050 --> 00:25:16,642 So I'll take this one. 307 00:25:17,890 --> 00:25:19,369 I'm real happy. 308 00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:14,481 - What happened? - Is there any progress? 309 00:26:14,650 --> 00:26:16,242 This is the 2nd murder in this theater. 310 00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:17,809 Is the movie that bad? 311 00:26:17,970 --> 00:26:20,279 Let us do our jobs. 312 00:26:20,450 --> 00:26:23,965 As soon as we know anything, we'll inform you right away. 313 00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:27,089 Is it a serial killer? Are the festival-goers in danger? 314 00:26:27,450 --> 00:26:29,759 Let us do our jobs. 315 00:26:29,930 --> 00:26:32,490 As soon as we know anything, we'll inform you... 316 00:26:42,490 --> 00:26:46,449 �r det en serial killer som filmfestivalbes�karna har att frukta? 317 00:26:47,610 --> 00:26:50,363 Lat polisen g�ra sitt jobb... 318 00:26:50,530 --> 00:26:54,045 jag kommer att informer a sa fort jag vet mera. 319 00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:02,406 Biales is sporting a silk & wool double-breasted suit, 6 buttons... 320 00:27:02,570 --> 00:27:05,767 with shirt and tie in a Calder-like pattern. 321 00:27:08,330 --> 00:27:10,446 You called the press? Nice going! 322 00:27:10,610 --> 00:27:14,683 No, Det. It was the lady who found the body. Odile Deray. 323 00:27:18,690 --> 00:27:20,965 The victim was killed with a hammer and pickle. 324 00:27:21,130 --> 00:27:24,884 No, a sickle. Well that's what the lab guys think. 325 00:27:25,050 --> 00:27:28,042 Sure looks like "pickle," no? Any other clues? 326 00:27:28,210 --> 00:27:32,647 The killer scratched a 2nd letter in the wall. That makes "O D". 327 00:27:32,810 --> 00:27:35,119 We have the Scrabble team on it. 328 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:41,246 Like Do Re Mi. Must be a musician. 329 00:27:42,770 --> 00:27:44,840 This guy is a maniac. 330 00:27:45,010 --> 00:27:48,525 I hope you have a strong stomach. It's a butcher job in there. 331 00:27:58,690 --> 00:27:59,725 Where's the crime site? 332 00:27:59,890 --> 00:28:00,890 Over here. 333 00:28:03,130 --> 00:28:06,645 It was horrible. Hiding in the corner, with those... 334 00:28:07,650 --> 00:28:09,561 eight big hairy feet and... 335 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:14,969 This is Odile Deray, who discovered the body. 336 00:28:15,130 --> 00:28:17,041 Do you know Det. Biales? 337 00:28:18,650 --> 00:28:22,086 Born in 1950 in the town of Oran, Algeria... 338 00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:25,799 his mother was vaudeville star, Alicia Lampero. 339 00:28:25,970 --> 00:28:28,359 His father, Maurice, was a gendarme. 340 00:28:28,530 --> 00:28:31,966 Patrick Humphrey Tiburce Biales was an only child. 341 00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:36,164 Fortunately, his mother joined in his childhood games... 342 00:28:37,610 --> 00:28:40,443 because Mr. Biales was rarely at home. 343 00:28:42,850 --> 00:28:44,169 In 1962... 344 00:28:44,330 --> 00:28:45,843 the Biales family left Algeria... 345 00:28:46,010 --> 00:28:47,409 for Nice. 346 00:28:47,930 --> 00:28:50,000 Then they took a bus... 347 00:28:50,410 --> 00:28:51,923 to Cannes. 348 00:28:52,090 --> 00:28:53,648 Patrick was twelve. 349 00:28:54,290 --> 00:28:55,643 Wanting to please both... 350 00:28:55,810 --> 00:28:57,402 his mother and father... 351 00:28:57,570 --> 00:28:59,208 he was torn between the stage... 352 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:00,962 and the police. But... 353 00:29:01,130 --> 00:29:03,724 destiny decided for him because, in 1968... 354 00:29:04,490 --> 00:29:06,481 during the May riots, his father died... 355 00:29:06,650 --> 00:29:09,164 his head stuck in a subway grating. 356 00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:13,366 So he took up the badge... 357 00:29:13,530 --> 00:29:15,202 and left the trapeze behind. 358 00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:19,679 1971. He finished 10th in the Nice Police Academy... 359 00:29:19,850 --> 00:29:23,206 with a B minus average, which doesn't suck. 360 00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:28,926 After solving two mysteries, he got his gold badge. 361 00:29:30,850 --> 00:29:31,850 How many letters? 362 00:29:32,010 --> 00:29:33,010 Nine. 363 00:29:34,970 --> 00:29:35,970 Policeman. 364 00:29:36,450 --> 00:29:39,999 He won the regional playoffs of Letters and Numbers... 365 00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:43,444 and so was promoted... 366 00:29:43,610 --> 00:29:47,398 to Chief Detective of Cannes, the post he still occupies. 367 00:29:49,050 --> 00:29:50,050 Nice to meet you. 368 00:29:57,690 --> 00:29:59,362 We're friends of the body discoverer. 369 00:29:59,530 --> 00:30:00,804 All right. Go ahead. 370 00:30:02,770 --> 00:30:04,647 Not you! No sneakers! 371 00:30:09,330 --> 00:30:10,479 Is Miss Deray here? 372 00:30:10,650 --> 00:30:13,608 She went to change. Then they took her to the station. 373 00:30:15,410 --> 00:30:17,640 That's very inconvenient. 374 00:30:18,330 --> 00:30:21,845 I got here 4 hours ago. They gave me this guy to protect. 375 00:30:24,010 --> 00:30:26,205 So I protect him. That's my job. 376 00:30:26,370 --> 00:30:27,644 Right. I understand. 377 00:30:28,050 --> 00:30:29,529 First he vomits in the car. 378 00:30:29,690 --> 00:30:32,409 Really disgusting. Who knows if it'll come clean. 379 00:30:32,570 --> 00:30:35,767 Then, in the room, same thing. We had an appt. At a restaurant. 380 00:30:35,930 --> 00:30:39,525 He's hungry. And he ate nothing. He drank O.J. 381 00:30:39,690 --> 00:30:41,328 We wait. She doesn't come. 382 00:30:41,490 --> 00:30:43,924 See that? It's a Cin-a-thon! 383 00:30:44,090 --> 00:30:47,241 Right. A Cin-a-thon. So now what do I do with this guy? 384 00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:48,126 Yeah, I see. 385 00:30:48,290 --> 00:30:51,009 It's amazing. That's my 1st real Cin-a-thon. 386 00:30:51,170 --> 00:30:53,638 Go take a closer look. 387 00:30:54,570 --> 00:30:58,006 So, anyway, she calls me. She says she discovered another body. 388 00:30:58,170 --> 00:31:02,721 So she'll be late. Right. So how long does it take to discover a body? 389 00:31:02,890 --> 00:31:04,289 What? 1 hour, 11 /2? 390 00:31:04,570 --> 00:31:05,570 Tops. 391 00:31:06,810 --> 00:31:08,482 Don't touch stuff. 392 00:31:11,330 --> 00:31:15,039 It's been over 2 hours. What am I supposed to do with him? 393 00:31:15,210 --> 00:31:17,166 Think of taking him to Aqua-Splash? 394 00:31:17,410 --> 00:31:21,005 No. Hey, Simon, tomorrow we go to Aqua-Splash. 395 00:31:25,370 --> 00:31:26,883 There's the orange juice. 396 00:31:33,770 --> 00:31:37,365 I'm Philippe Garcia and this is Dets. Sens and Bestel. 397 00:31:37,890 --> 00:31:39,209 It's my duty to inform you... 398 00:31:39,370 --> 00:31:40,883 this will all be filmed. 399 00:31:43,530 --> 00:31:46,044 No, Detective. The thingamajig is busted. 400 00:31:46,210 --> 00:31:48,565 Bestel fucked the whole thing up. 401 00:31:50,810 --> 00:31:54,280 It's my duty to inform you, this will all be not filmed. 402 00:32:17,050 --> 00:32:20,645 Miss Deray, you can't eat frankfurters in here. 403 00:32:20,970 --> 00:32:22,039 NO EATING FRANKS 404 00:32:23,370 --> 00:32:25,008 What are you going to do? 405 00:32:26,050 --> 00:32:27,802 Lock me up for frank eatery? 406 00:32:38,850 --> 00:32:43,082 Tell us about your relationship to the victims... 407 00:32:43,410 --> 00:32:45,878 Mr. Jacques and... what's the other guy's name? 408 00:32:46,050 --> 00:32:47,050 Mireille. 409 00:32:48,930 --> 00:32:51,080 I hired them and then they died. 410 00:32:52,690 --> 00:32:54,646 So it's the 2nd murder... 411 00:32:55,290 --> 00:32:56,928 involving this film. 412 00:32:57,090 --> 00:32:58,090 Right. 413 00:32:58,410 --> 00:32:59,763 Good for publicity. 414 00:33:01,290 --> 00:33:06,205 And your job is whipping interest for the film. Am I mistaken? 415 00:33:06,370 --> 00:33:07,723 Yes, "whipping interest". 416 00:33:08,810 --> 00:33:10,163 It's "whipping up interest". 417 00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:14,326 Let's not get picky. 418 00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:18,965 You think I'm stupid enough to kill people like in my film... 419 00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:20,370 so it'll be more successful? 420 00:33:20,850 --> 00:33:23,489 No one said you were stupid. 421 00:33:23,970 --> 00:33:27,485 I did, at first. But now I think you're wonderful. 422 00:33:28,050 --> 00:33:30,518 I didn't kill them, if that's what you're thinking. 423 00:33:32,290 --> 00:33:34,008 I'll take a lie detector test. 424 00:33:34,690 --> 00:33:35,690 Why not? 425 00:33:35,850 --> 00:33:37,249 We can't, boss. 426 00:33:37,410 --> 00:33:41,528 Bestel was trying something, hooked it to his C.B. and it went... 427 00:33:41,970 --> 00:33:43,039 All right, all right. 428 00:33:43,650 --> 00:33:45,561 Don't leave Cannes for a while. 429 00:33:46,530 --> 00:33:47,963 I have no intention of leaving. 430 00:33:48,210 --> 00:33:51,680 With all that's happened, I've got work to do. 431 00:33:53,170 --> 00:33:54,922 I was at the Cameo. Look what we found. 432 00:33:55,770 --> 00:33:56,770 A finger. 433 00:33:57,690 --> 00:34:00,204 No, I'm kidding. This is what we found. 434 00:34:06,130 --> 00:34:07,722 Fabric? 435 00:34:09,170 --> 00:34:11,161 What could that be? 436 00:34:11,330 --> 00:34:12,604 Fabric has existed... 437 00:34:12,770 --> 00:34:13,919 since ancient times. 438 00:34:14,090 --> 00:34:17,639 It's estimated that it was invented about a long time ago, B.C. 439 00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:21,521 "The ant is no lender," as La Fontaine said. 440 00:34:21,690 --> 00:34:25,000 Back on the national front, and the murder of the Green Rep... 441 00:34:25,170 --> 00:34:27,126 J.P. Martoni has been indicted... 442 00:34:27,290 --> 00:34:31,283 but the N.R.P. leader can't be found, despite numerous court summons. 443 00:34:31,450 --> 00:34:33,884 Our correspondant, Jacques Izdelebrouf. 444 00:34:37,570 --> 00:34:41,563 We seem to have a slight technical problem. 445 00:34:42,410 --> 00:34:47,404 Let's go directly to the Festival. Tonight, the official... 446 00:34:47,570 --> 00:34:51,688 screening of Octet - The Blacksmith's Resignation... 447 00:34:51,850 --> 00:34:56,446 by the Uzbek director Mirjovsky Ibisklivackse... 448 00:34:56,610 --> 00:34:59,170 whose moving portrayal of... 449 00:35:03,530 --> 00:35:04,530 All right. 450 00:35:05,290 --> 00:35:08,407 I'm told the report isn't quite ready. 451 00:35:08,570 --> 00:35:12,358 - Also in beaut, beauti... - - makes me stammer... 452 00:35:12,530 --> 00:35:17,558 beautiful Cannes, the 2nd murder of a projectionist... 453 00:35:17,730 --> 00:35:19,402 with hammer and sickle... 454 00:35:19,570 --> 00:35:22,528 as he projected the film Red is Dead. 455 00:35:22,690 --> 00:35:25,204 The press agent is being questioned by Det. Biales... 456 00:35:25,370 --> 00:35:27,122 says she knows nothing... 457 00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:30,568 but also says, "See the movie." Now... 458 00:35:36,210 --> 00:35:37,643 I'm told no report. 459 00:35:40,850 --> 00:35:42,602 CANNES - DAY THREE 460 00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:45,285 What time is it? 461 00:35:45,450 --> 00:35:46,963 Nine-thirty Ayem. 462 00:35:47,130 --> 00:35:47,767 AI ready? 463 00:35:47,930 --> 00:35:49,249 My watch is a little fast. 464 00:35:51,370 --> 00:35:56,160 Last night, the official screening of The Suicide of Herman Brooks... 465 00:35:56,330 --> 00:35:57,763 by Verner Skobletsin. 466 00:35:57,930 --> 00:35:59,158 You like your new room? 467 00:35:59,330 --> 00:36:02,208 Fine. Don't sit there. He vomited again. 468 00:36:02,370 --> 00:36:03,598 The famous fartman... 469 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:06,159 Mizou Mizou, who lit up... 470 00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:08,048 the walk with his presence. 471 00:36:08,330 --> 00:36:10,366 Mizou had performed... 472 00:36:10,530 --> 00:36:11,679 the evening before... 473 00:36:11,850 --> 00:36:12,680 all of Carmen 474 00:36:12,850 --> 00:36:16,729 Everything's going great. There's a lot of light on the film. 475 00:36:16,890 --> 00:36:20,803 The Americans want remake rights. I'm negotiating with the Germans. 476 00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:24,724 Kara, hurry up. The press conference is at 11. 477 00:36:26,530 --> 00:36:27,530 I'll get it. 478 00:36:31,370 --> 00:36:32,689 Sarah Connor? 479 00:36:32,850 --> 00:36:33,965 Next door. 480 00:36:37,770 --> 00:36:41,001 I've got lots of press. Even two political reporters. 481 00:36:41,530 --> 00:36:43,521 This conference is big. 482 00:36:43,690 --> 00:36:45,248 Sarah Connor? 483 00:36:45,410 --> 00:36:46,410 Yes? 484 00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:50,682 Simon, sell this film for me. 485 00:36:50,850 --> 00:36:52,647 Find some gimmicks, catch phrases. 486 00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:53,640 Like what? 487 00:36:53,810 --> 00:36:55,368 Well, like, like... 488 00:36:56,890 --> 00:36:58,209 catch phrases! 489 00:36:58,370 --> 00:37:00,759 - Like what? - Like catch phrases! 490 00:37:01,450 --> 00:37:04,408 Kara, you really have to be his bodyguard. 491 00:37:04,570 --> 00:37:06,845 I want to really dazzle them. 492 00:37:07,570 --> 00:37:08,844 I believe, I believe! 493 00:37:09,370 --> 00:37:13,329 Could you stop smoking in my face? I'm trying to quit. 494 00:37:13,490 --> 00:37:14,923 How did you do it? I can't. 495 00:37:15,090 --> 00:37:17,809 I just play the trumpet. It's a substitute. 496 00:37:17,970 --> 00:37:21,201 I get it. You make the same motions. 497 00:37:21,370 --> 00:37:22,564 Same notes, too. 498 00:37:23,650 --> 00:37:24,446 Because... 499 00:37:24,610 --> 00:37:27,329 Ready Simon? All decked out? 500 00:37:31,010 --> 00:37:34,639 Right. I'd better do something. 501 00:38:22,650 --> 00:38:24,686 TOOLS AND MACHINERY 502 00:38:47,930 --> 00:38:49,727 You know Christine, from cosmetics? 503 00:38:49,890 --> 00:38:51,005 The one with the pimples? 504 00:38:51,170 --> 00:38:54,401 Yeah, the ugly one. She found a man. 505 00:38:54,570 --> 00:38:55,127 She didn't! 506 00:38:55,290 --> 00:38:58,202 I swear. She gets him home, on the couch... 507 00:38:58,370 --> 00:39:02,329 and she comes back 5 mins. Later, naked, says, "What's your pleasure?" 508 00:39:02,490 --> 00:39:04,321 And what did he do? 509 00:39:04,490 --> 00:39:08,369 He beat it out of there. So I told her, next time be romantic. 510 00:39:08,570 --> 00:39:10,003 We're starting. 511 00:39:10,650 --> 00:39:13,562 So the next time, she's going to take a bath... 512 00:39:13,730 --> 00:39:16,244 so she won't go naked; She wraps the quilt around her. 513 00:39:16,410 --> 00:39:18,366 And the guy froze his balls off? 514 00:39:18,530 --> 00:39:21,602 So the quilt gets caught in the door. 515 00:39:21,770 --> 00:39:24,887 So to get loose, she drops the quilt. And he says... 516 00:39:25,050 --> 00:39:28,599 "It's only cellulite. I love you just the way you are." 517 00:39:28,770 --> 00:39:30,362 Unbelievable! 518 00:39:32,850 --> 00:39:34,044 I swear! 519 00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:40,970 This is her first boyfriend. 520 00:39:42,010 --> 00:39:44,968 - With those pimples - - You're not interested? 521 00:39:45,450 --> 00:39:47,202 The two in the back, not interested? 522 00:39:49,090 --> 00:39:50,090 Sure we are. 523 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,283 I'll repeat it for you. 524 00:39:53,930 --> 00:39:58,003 After the screening, you'll have Q&A with Simon Jeremi... 525 00:39:58,170 --> 00:40:00,684 the star of Red is Dead. 526 00:40:13,050 --> 00:40:16,008 Of course, I've provided a list of the killer's victims. 527 00:40:16,170 --> 00:40:18,843 The real killer, not the one in the movie. 528 00:40:19,330 --> 00:40:21,685 The widows are here as well. 529 00:40:25,650 --> 00:40:29,086 Thanks for your attention. Enjoy the movie! 530 00:40:33,970 --> 00:40:35,847 No, not at all. 531 00:40:38,010 --> 00:40:41,798 Darling, there's no risk, or I wouldn't get a risk bonus. 532 00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:54,838 I do all this to make you happy. And then you... 533 00:40:55,730 --> 00:40:57,004 Hold on a second. 534 00:40:58,610 --> 00:41:01,522 If you have to step out a second, then go ahead. 535 00:41:01,690 --> 00:41:02,690 I can't leave you alone. 536 00:41:03,010 --> 00:41:04,159 But you're sick. 537 00:41:04,330 --> 00:41:05,479 Go relieve yourself. 538 00:41:06,330 --> 00:41:07,330 Relieve yourself. 539 00:41:12,930 --> 00:41:13,930 What was I saying? 540 00:41:16,410 --> 00:41:17,843 It stinks in here. 541 00:41:18,970 --> 00:41:19,641 I'm going. 542 00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:20,810 By all means. 543 00:41:20,970 --> 00:41:21,970 Go ahead. 544 00:41:22,570 --> 00:41:23,570 I'm next door. 545 00:41:23,730 --> 00:41:24,730 I know where. 546 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:26,887 May I? 547 00:41:27,050 --> 00:41:28,768 Whatever. Take it all. 548 00:41:30,050 --> 00:41:31,119 This'll kill me. 549 00:41:38,050 --> 00:41:39,050 Martine! 550 00:41:39,850 --> 00:41:40,850 Security! 551 00:41:51,450 --> 00:41:53,361 I'll pick it up on the way home. 552 00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:54,970 It won't kill me. 553 00:41:55,450 --> 00:41:57,281 You here for the festival? 554 00:41:58,890 --> 00:41:59,890 He's back. 555 00:42:00,890 --> 00:42:01,890 I'm being cut off. 556 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:08,208 You could hurt yourself with that thing. 557 00:42:08,570 --> 00:42:10,242 Let me help. Just say the word. 558 00:42:12,050 --> 00:42:14,086 So what's going on? 559 00:42:14,250 --> 00:42:15,922 I'm seropositive. 560 00:42:17,490 --> 00:42:18,490 I was just kidding! 561 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:35,921 Fuck! I don't need this. 562 00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:51,963 Out of the way! 563 00:42:54,330 --> 00:42:55,399 I really got to shit! 564 00:43:37,770 --> 00:43:40,159 Meanwhile, in Vera Cruz... 565 00:43:41,010 --> 00:43:42,489 Anything else? 566 00:43:42,890 --> 00:43:44,482 That will be all, thanks. 567 00:43:46,050 --> 00:43:47,244 How much is that? 568 00:43:47,410 --> 00:43:48,809 13.95 569 00:44:34,210 --> 00:44:35,768 Outa the way, fucking mimes! 570 00:45:49,930 --> 00:45:52,046 Are you all right? 571 00:45:52,330 --> 00:45:53,365 You need something? 572 00:45:54,930 --> 00:45:57,319 No, it's all right. I have paper. 573 00:46:00,770 --> 00:46:02,488 CANNES - DAY FOUR 574 00:46:03,090 --> 00:46:04,364 KILLER STRIKES AGAIN 575 00:46:04,770 --> 00:46:06,408 Fax it to me right away. 576 00:46:06,770 --> 00:46:10,365 For the Tuesday screening, an American company... 577 00:46:10,530 --> 00:46:13,488 will sell us the I a test in metal detectors. 578 00:46:13,650 --> 00:46:16,562 I'm still waiting for tomorrow's guest list. 579 00:46:17,930 --> 00:46:21,286 It's 300,000 more but it's top-of-the-line. 580 00:46:21,850 --> 00:46:26,128 Extra. Cannes Killer Strikes Again! 581 00:46:26,730 --> 00:46:29,767 Red is Dead takes Festival by storm! .. 582 00:46:35,010 --> 00:46:36,409 Five cents, sir. 583 00:46:41,450 --> 00:46:42,724 Martoni still a suspect. 584 00:46:42,890 --> 00:46:45,484 The police are questioning a deaf eye-witness. 585 00:46:47,490 --> 00:46:50,721 Here's the ad for the new projectionist. 586 00:46:51,770 --> 00:46:54,409 Yes. AI ready three dead. 587 00:47:00,210 --> 00:47:00,960 Read it to me. 588 00:47:01,130 --> 00:47:05,487 "SK. PROJ. PVTE. SCRNING. JUJIT. HLPFL. CLL. HOT. MART." 589 00:47:05,650 --> 00:47:08,369 Add "more if compatible." It's more personal. 590 00:47:08,530 --> 00:47:09,645 Absolutely. 591 00:47:10,090 --> 00:47:11,921 There's 1 with a ringer, too. 592 00:47:12,090 --> 00:47:16,481 Let's say you pass by and you're wearing braces... 593 00:47:18,930 --> 00:47:21,569 AI most got me. Pretty good item. 594 00:47:23,450 --> 00:47:25,042 I'm not sure about the color. 595 00:47:26,930 --> 00:47:28,079 White tuxedo. 596 00:47:28,850 --> 00:47:32,286 And there's one with Tahitian music. 597 00:47:34,330 --> 00:47:37,049 The P.M. edition! 598 00:47:41,010 --> 00:47:42,966 You can mix sounds. 599 00:47:46,970 --> 00:47:47,561 In any case... 600 00:47:47,730 --> 00:47:51,359 in Cannes, death doesn't bring you down, right Jocelyne? 601 00:47:52,450 --> 00:47:56,159 Right. Last night, the official screening... 602 00:47:56,690 --> 00:48:00,649 of Volapuk Zoltek, by Govaschlisev Scumsky... 603 00:48:00,810 --> 00:48:03,847 was upstaged by the Red is Dead party. 604 00:48:04,210 --> 00:48:06,849 Three deaths in three days... 605 00:48:07,010 --> 00:48:09,922 have made this film the sweetheart of Cannes. 606 00:48:10,170 --> 00:48:11,808 A real fairy tale... 607 00:48:11,970 --> 00:48:15,758 for Red is Dead, which is being snatched up sight-unseen. 608 00:48:16,770 --> 00:48:19,364 To celebrate, the film's producers... 609 00:48:19,530 --> 00:48:23,079 last night threw a "Murder Party" at the Villa Belair. 610 00:48:25,330 --> 00:48:27,207 Stars from all over... 611 00:48:27,370 --> 00:48:29,122 mingled with reporters. 612 00:48:29,970 --> 00:48:32,200 Cake, champagne, fireworks... 613 00:48:32,370 --> 00:48:34,725 nothing was left out, not even the hammer... 614 00:48:34,890 --> 00:48:37,643 and sickle, the evening's motif. 615 00:48:38,530 --> 00:48:40,327 The woman behind the scandal, or at least... 616 00:48:40,490 --> 00:48:42,879 the glory, was bursting with joy... 617 00:48:43,330 --> 00:48:45,207 although she had reservations. 618 00:48:45,850 --> 00:48:49,047 There's too much talk about the events... 619 00:48:49,210 --> 00:48:51,883 and perhaps not enough about the film itself. 620 00:48:52,050 --> 00:48:54,086 But it's true this is great. 621 00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:55,888 And you, Simon? Happy? 622 00:48:56,650 --> 00:48:58,925 He's real happy! 623 00:48:59,650 --> 00:49:01,368 Busy with his investigation... 624 00:49:01,530 --> 00:49:04,249 Det. Biales nevertheless had this to say: 625 00:49:04,770 --> 00:49:06,761 Let the police do their job. 626 00:49:06,930 --> 00:49:09,080 We'll catch this murderer. 627 00:49:10,050 --> 00:49:13,247 What's the killer's motive? Who will be the next victim? 628 00:49:14,050 --> 00:49:17,281 No matter. Last night in Cannes, it was time to celebrate. 629 00:49:17,450 --> 00:49:18,450 Thank you, Jocelyne. 630 00:49:18,570 --> 00:49:20,686 Are Lapp beavers hermaphrodites? 631 00:49:20,850 --> 00:49:23,159 That's the question for this Belgian scientist... 632 00:49:27,050 --> 00:49:30,008 What? No, we're all booked up. 633 00:49:30,170 --> 00:49:32,479 For three weeks. 634 00:49:34,250 --> 00:49:35,968 This guy's dreaming. 635 00:49:36,890 --> 00:49:39,927 I have an appt. With Det. Biales. Odile Deray. 636 00:49:43,930 --> 00:49:47,684 Comment allez-vous? Je vais tr�s bien. 637 00:49:48,450 --> 00:49:51,965 Etes-vous rouge? Etes-vous morte? 638 00:49:52,130 --> 00:49:54,769 J'ai tr�s faim, et vous? 639 00:49:55,090 --> 00:49:56,364 Oui, manger, Pauly. 640 00:49:56,530 --> 00:50:00,000 La plume de ma tante est sur Ie bureau de mon oncle. 641 00:50:00,170 --> 00:50:04,721 Vive Ia diff�rence! La Fayette nous voici... 642 00:50:04,890 --> 00:50:07,848 toujours I'amour! C'est formidable! 643 00:50:08,010 --> 00:50:08,681 Formibubble! 644 00:50:08,850 --> 00:50:12,286 Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? 645 00:50:12,450 --> 00:50:13,678 Bien s�r. 646 00:50:14,450 --> 00:50:15,963 Regardez-moi. 647 00:50:17,130 --> 00:50:18,165 Follow me, please. 648 00:50:18,330 --> 00:50:19,330 Ja. 649 00:50:31,330 --> 00:50:32,922 WAR AND PEACE 650 00:50:34,250 --> 00:50:35,250 Waiting long? 651 00:50:35,810 --> 00:50:37,766 No, I just got here. 652 00:50:38,490 --> 00:50:40,082 Excuse me, Det... 653 00:50:40,850 --> 00:50:41,850 Patrick. 654 00:50:44,090 --> 00:50:46,923 I had to debrief the projectionist for tomorrow. 655 00:50:47,090 --> 00:50:48,318 He'll be up all night. 656 00:50:48,490 --> 00:50:49,490 Thanks. And bring us... 657 00:50:49,610 --> 00:50:50,884 some snapawogs... 658 00:50:53,130 --> 00:50:54,245 to peck on. 659 00:50:59,810 --> 00:51:02,404 Some job getting out all the invitations. 660 00:51:02,650 --> 00:51:06,040 Will the It. Governor be there? Will Martoni come? 661 00:51:08,250 --> 00:51:10,320 If Martoni comes, the It. Gov. Won't. 662 00:51:10,770 --> 00:51:14,524 Enough about your movie. Tell me about yourself, sweepea. 663 00:51:14,690 --> 00:51:15,281 Odile. 664 00:51:15,570 --> 00:51:18,243 I'm Odile. Sweepea is Popeye's friend. 665 00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:21,639 Sweepea is Popeye's baby. His friend is Wimpie. 666 00:51:23,690 --> 00:51:24,690 Oh, sorry. 667 00:51:25,490 --> 00:51:27,321 It's this film. All this pressure. 668 00:51:27,490 --> 00:51:28,718 Tell me about yourself. 669 00:51:31,810 --> 00:51:32,959 Where do you come from? 670 00:51:33,810 --> 00:51:36,005 Dijon. I started out as press agent for... 671 00:51:36,170 --> 00:51:37,762 "Mustard & Movies". 672 00:51:38,890 --> 00:51:41,165 Fascinating. What was it about? 673 00:51:41,330 --> 00:51:42,729 Mustard and movies. 674 00:51:43,290 --> 00:51:44,439 Great. 675 00:51:45,490 --> 00:51:47,446 My first car was a Peugeot. 676 00:51:47,610 --> 00:51:48,759 Incredible. 677 00:51:49,290 --> 00:51:51,963 My cousins slept at my grandma's. 678 00:51:52,290 --> 00:51:53,643 Fabulous. 679 00:51:54,450 --> 00:51:57,760 So I slept downstairs, 'cause I Ieant him my sweater. 680 00:51:58,730 --> 00:52:00,049 You're wonderful. 681 00:52:03,330 --> 00:52:04,330 Are you married? 682 00:52:07,490 --> 00:52:09,048 Your snapawogs. 683 00:52:10,810 --> 00:52:13,278 Careful, the plate is hot. 684 00:52:13,810 --> 00:52:16,324 Don't eat me! Don't eat me! 685 00:52:19,170 --> 00:52:22,719 I was married; We split up four years ago. 686 00:52:23,930 --> 00:52:27,559 He was big in tripe. You know "Le Mans Tripe - Always Ripe"? 687 00:52:29,730 --> 00:52:31,049 It was famous back home. 688 00:52:31,490 --> 00:52:32,490 And since then? 689 00:52:32,810 --> 00:52:33,810 No one. 690 00:52:34,010 --> 00:52:37,047 No one? Not one affair in four years? 691 00:52:41,370 --> 00:52:42,405 Don't you miss it? 692 00:52:42,890 --> 00:52:43,959 Not at all. 693 00:52:50,690 --> 00:52:52,487 What's the House Special Venipudding? 694 00:52:52,650 --> 00:52:53,650 It's delicious! 695 00:52:56,690 --> 00:52:58,726 Two venison legs - it's for two. 696 00:53:01,410 --> 00:53:04,527 Two venison legs, firm... 697 00:53:06,130 --> 00:53:08,598 and slightly parted... 698 00:53:10,410 --> 00:53:12,401 and stuffed with thick cream... 699 00:53:13,810 --> 00:53:15,846 drenched in hot white wine, dripping... 700 00:53:16,010 --> 00:53:18,080 over the fleshy part... 701 00:53:18,730 --> 00:53:19,845 of the animal. 702 00:53:23,890 --> 00:53:26,848 They're snugly tied... 703 00:53:27,570 --> 00:53:29,128 on a bed of watercress. 704 00:53:32,090 --> 00:53:34,809 - How's the watercress? - It's at once tender... 705 00:53:35,690 --> 00:53:37,169 and tough. 706 00:53:39,770 --> 00:53:42,967 Tied, really tied? It can't get away? 707 00:53:43,130 --> 00:53:45,564 The watercress is my slave. 708 00:53:59,290 --> 00:54:01,360 Where were you? Odile was looking for you. 709 00:54:01,850 --> 00:54:03,283 Wait. 710 00:54:04,410 --> 00:54:06,401 I bust my ass... 711 00:54:06,570 --> 00:54:07,889 all day... 712 00:54:08,050 --> 00:54:10,564 for your safety! Right or wrong? 713 00:54:11,090 --> 00:54:12,090 Right. 714 00:54:13,450 --> 00:54:15,839 And this Odile Deray... 715 00:54:17,330 --> 00:54:18,809 can't tell me where she is! 716 00:54:19,370 --> 00:54:21,167 But I know where she is. 717 00:54:21,330 --> 00:54:22,365 Should I take you home? 718 00:54:22,850 --> 00:54:24,044 Wanna know where? 719 00:54:24,450 --> 00:54:26,202 She's with Rick Hunter. 720 00:54:28,570 --> 00:54:29,605 What does this... 721 00:54:31,810 --> 00:54:33,641 Rick Hunter know about women? 722 00:54:34,410 --> 00:54:35,410 I don't know. 723 00:54:37,130 --> 00:54:38,130 Nothing. 724 00:54:38,890 --> 00:54:40,448 He knows nothing. 725 00:54:42,130 --> 00:54:44,007 Hey, that's not your bottle! 726 00:54:47,170 --> 00:54:48,398 But I know. 727 00:54:49,010 --> 00:54:52,480 Every one I escorted I fucked. 728 00:54:54,290 --> 00:54:57,168 Irina De Frosberger - fucked her. 729 00:54:59,330 --> 00:55:02,481 Jocelyne Turner - fucked her. 730 00:55:04,490 --> 00:55:08,005 Prince Patrick of Moldavia - fucked him. 731 00:55:08,730 --> 00:55:11,403 I was plastered but I did anyway fuck him. 732 00:55:14,930 --> 00:55:19,640 Odile Deray. Ms. Odile Deray... 733 00:55:20,490 --> 00:55:21,639 I can't fuck her. 734 00:55:28,130 --> 00:55:30,485 'Cause like... 735 00:55:30,650 --> 00:55:33,881 she, I can't fuck her. 736 00:55:40,810 --> 00:55:41,810 What was I saying? 737 00:55:50,170 --> 00:55:53,207 - You like Mozart? - Yes, which is it? 738 00:55:53,690 --> 00:55:54,805 The I a test one. 739 00:55:58,250 --> 00:56:00,605 Come, Odile. Come on in. 740 00:56:14,610 --> 00:56:15,610 Whisky? 741 00:56:15,770 --> 00:56:16,885 A quickie. 742 00:56:17,690 --> 00:56:19,362 Don't want a whisky first? 743 00:58:17,930 --> 00:58:18,930 You have a brush? 744 00:58:19,130 --> 00:58:21,041 Thanks. So were you. 745 00:58:21,650 --> 00:58:22,799 You were wonderful. 746 00:58:23,410 --> 00:58:24,729 In the drawer, near the phone. 747 00:58:36,650 --> 00:58:38,242 CANNES KILLER STRIKES AGAIN 748 00:58:44,250 --> 00:58:46,127 "SK. PROJ. PVTE. SCRNING..." 749 00:58:46,290 --> 00:58:47,962 "CLL. HOT. MART..." 750 00:58:48,330 --> 00:58:49,604 "MORE IF COMPATIBLE." 751 00:58:53,850 --> 00:58:55,329 Know the difference between... 752 00:58:55,490 --> 00:58:56,525 a fridge and a woman? 753 00:59:02,010 --> 00:59:03,010 It's so silly. 754 00:59:08,530 --> 00:59:10,566 A fridge doesn't moan when you take... 755 00:59:14,410 --> 00:59:15,604 your meat out. 756 00:59:18,370 --> 00:59:19,769 Pretty funny, hunh? 757 00:59:20,970 --> 00:59:23,279 A little racy, but funny. 758 00:59:35,490 --> 00:59:37,526 Fuck Odile Deray! 759 00:59:39,050 --> 00:59:41,610 We're going now, we're going. 760 00:59:41,770 --> 00:59:44,648 I get my hands on her, I'll punch her lights out! 761 00:59:45,490 --> 00:59:49,244 And we'll pay for the damages. No problem. 762 00:59:49,410 --> 00:59:50,968 I'll break her face, that bitch! 763 00:59:59,090 --> 01:00:01,729 You wouldn't believe what I just found out! 764 01:00:01,890 --> 01:00:03,528 We have to... 765 01:00:08,050 --> 01:00:09,278 DUE TO BUDGETARY LIMITS... 766 01:00:09,450 --> 01:00:11,805 THE SOUNDTRACK OF THIS SCENE WAS PRODUCED ORALLY 767 01:00:17,490 --> 01:00:22,006 No one ever died from credit problems. 768 01:00:29,810 --> 01:00:33,325 This job is great. People kill over a gig like this! 769 01:00:52,010 --> 01:00:54,160 - Goddamn, you do a great cat! - Thanks. 770 01:00:54,410 --> 01:00:55,923 I mean it. Really. 771 01:00:56,090 --> 01:00:57,682 Thanks, from the bottom of my heart. 772 01:00:57,850 --> 01:00:59,363 You ordered coffee? 773 01:00:59,850 --> 01:01:01,681 Shh! We're recording. 774 01:01:01,850 --> 01:01:02,965 Excuse me for living! 775 01:01:03,130 --> 01:01:04,130 Oh shut up! 776 01:01:04,170 --> 01:01:05,410 - Shut your face! - Suck me off! 777 01:01:05,570 --> 01:01:06,719 I'm being snipped off! 778 01:01:07,770 --> 01:01:10,204 No! It's "cut off," not "snipped off"! 779 01:01:10,370 --> 01:01:10,927 Really? 780 01:01:11,090 --> 01:01:12,364 Weren't you watching? 781 01:01:12,530 --> 01:01:16,569 I do this part-time. I can't get full-time, so I'm... 782 01:01:16,730 --> 01:01:18,402 You could take an interest! 783 01:01:18,570 --> 01:01:20,083 I'm trying but it's not very... 784 01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:22,605 Look! The killer is wounded! 785 01:01:23,450 --> 01:01:25,008 He hurt his finger! 786 01:01:25,170 --> 01:01:26,239 He got hurt bad! 787 01:01:26,410 --> 01:01:27,968 Yeah. His finger. 788 01:01:28,610 --> 01:01:30,362 WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE... 789 01:01:30,530 --> 01:01:32,839 THAT THE SOUNDTRACK WILL NOW BE NORMAL. 790 01:01:33,010 --> 01:01:34,568 THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. 791 01:01:35,570 --> 01:01:37,367 CANNES - FINAL DAY 792 01:01:40,130 --> 01:01:41,563 Who Gets It Next? 793 01:01:41,730 --> 01:01:44,085 Who's The Next Victim? 794 01:01:44,250 --> 01:01:45,319 Who Will Dare... 795 01:01:45,890 --> 01:01:47,243 Oh, sorry. 796 01:01:49,890 --> 01:01:52,643 HAMMER AND SICKLE KILLER 797 01:01:54,730 --> 01:01:56,448 HAMMOR PICKLE KILLER 798 01:02:00,890 --> 01:02:02,084 Here comes lethal weapon. 799 01:02:07,610 --> 01:02:09,009 Where were you? 800 01:02:11,010 --> 01:02:14,525 Well, I had to take care of... 801 01:02:14,690 --> 01:02:17,887 While you were taking care, I got a projectionist for tonight. 802 01:02:18,730 --> 01:02:23,008 The Festival direct line. Now we can always reach you. 803 01:02:23,170 --> 01:02:25,161 - Calf's head? - For me. 804 01:02:26,850 --> 01:02:28,329 Where is the projectionist? 805 01:02:28,490 --> 01:02:30,526 Be right here. He went to get a paper. 806 01:02:31,250 --> 01:02:33,320 Want the eyes? I don't eat them. 807 01:02:35,330 --> 01:02:36,558 Hey, he better buy... 808 01:02:37,290 --> 01:02:41,203 tomorrow's paper, because he's not in today's. 809 01:02:43,570 --> 01:02:47,563 He should buy tomorrow's paper, about his death. 810 01:02:50,290 --> 01:02:54,363 And I entrusted tonight's security to... 811 01:02:55,290 --> 01:02:57,281 How could I trust a guy like that? 812 01:02:57,450 --> 01:02:59,247 Come on! I just had a few too many. 813 01:02:59,410 --> 01:03:02,925 Shut up, Kara. Not you. I was talking about Patrick... 814 01:03:04,010 --> 01:03:05,887 about Det. Biales. 815 01:03:11,890 --> 01:03:12,925 Strange, those letters... 816 01:03:13,090 --> 01:03:16,560 the killer leaves. O.D.I., now I. 817 01:03:17,090 --> 01:03:21,402 What does it mean? LIDO? Maybe it's a dancer. 818 01:03:21,690 --> 01:03:23,009 Pass the tripe. 819 01:03:25,650 --> 01:03:28,210 One thing about the murders. I have a theory. 820 01:03:28,370 --> 01:03:29,644 Pass the sugar. 821 01:03:31,810 --> 01:03:34,722 I'm pwitty sure it's a siwial kiwuh. 822 01:03:35,570 --> 01:03:36,570 What? 823 01:03:37,490 --> 01:03:39,765 I think it's a siwial kiwuh. 824 01:03:45,130 --> 01:03:47,325 A serial killer. A killer in series. 825 01:03:49,210 --> 01:03:50,643 Siwial kiwuh. 826 01:03:52,010 --> 01:03:53,125 That's what I said. 827 01:03:54,250 --> 01:03:58,004 We're all out of brains. Would you like some heart? 828 01:03:58,170 --> 01:03:59,728 OK, heart. Make sure it's raw. 829 01:04:02,530 --> 01:04:06,000 Biales has the profile. 830 01:04:06,170 --> 01:04:08,843 He has everything they describe in F.B.I. studies. 831 01:04:09,010 --> 01:04:10,045 For example? 832 01:04:15,210 --> 01:04:19,044 Everything. The close-cut suits, the haughty attitude... 833 01:04:19,650 --> 01:04:21,129 those skinny fingers... 834 01:04:21,490 --> 01:04:24,527 the way he says, "Let the police do their job"... 835 01:04:24,690 --> 01:04:25,486 Relax, Kara! 836 01:04:25,650 --> 01:04:26,969 I'm relaxed. 837 01:04:27,770 --> 01:04:29,886 A piece of pot a toe there. 838 01:04:32,210 --> 01:04:36,169 You can't know how a woman feels when a man disappoints her. 839 01:04:36,930 --> 01:04:38,568 How do we catch Biales? 840 01:04:42,730 --> 01:04:45,449 I thought of a giant booby trap... 841 01:04:45,610 --> 01:04:49,319 with a big piece of cheese. The killer sees... 842 01:04:49,490 --> 01:04:50,969 Quiet! Here he is! 843 01:05:00,290 --> 01:05:01,359 Emile! 844 01:05:01,530 --> 01:05:03,521 Emile Gravier, our projectionist... 845 01:05:03,690 --> 01:05:05,601 Simon Jeremi, star of Red is Dead... 846 01:05:06,850 --> 01:05:09,489 and Serge Karamazov, in charge of your security. 847 01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:15,401 You haven't changed, Emile. How long has it been? 848 01:05:16,730 --> 01:05:20,120 16 years, 8 months, 21 days... 849 01:05:20,770 --> 01:05:22,601 4 hours... 37 minutes. 850 01:05:23,890 --> 01:05:24,925 It was a Tuesday. 851 01:05:25,530 --> 01:05:26,530 Been a while! 852 01:05:27,930 --> 01:05:30,125 I was working at "Mustard & Movies." 853 01:05:32,090 --> 01:05:33,090 In Dijon. 854 01:05:34,610 --> 01:05:35,804 That's where I met Odile. 855 01:05:36,730 --> 01:05:38,402 We were a hell of a team. 856 01:05:38,570 --> 01:05:40,322 Who was it? There was... 857 01:05:41,330 --> 01:05:42,729 there was Henri... 858 01:05:43,410 --> 01:05:44,843 And the tall one. 859 01:05:45,210 --> 01:05:46,210 Andr�. 860 01:05:46,250 --> 01:05:47,285 No, the tall one! 861 01:05:47,770 --> 01:05:49,328 - Andr�. - No, the tall one! 862 01:05:50,210 --> 01:05:51,438 And little Sylvie. 863 01:05:54,330 --> 01:05:55,330 We had some laughs! 864 01:05:58,730 --> 01:06:00,049 And the mother... 865 01:06:00,210 --> 01:06:02,440 Sylvie's mother was a baker. 866 01:06:02,610 --> 01:06:06,205 And she had a bakery on the corner of Michel and Didelot. 867 01:06:07,050 --> 01:06:07,721 Michel... 868 01:06:07,890 --> 01:06:09,005 or Pasteur? 869 01:06:10,010 --> 01:06:13,480 Anyway, so we all get there, and her father... 870 01:06:14,170 --> 01:06:15,450 Sylvie's father's name was... 871 01:06:15,530 --> 01:06:17,441 Paul, and there was big Andr�... 872 01:06:17,610 --> 01:06:19,248 no, Henri. Right Odile? 873 01:06:20,890 --> 01:06:21,959 What a guy! 874 01:06:22,570 --> 01:06:27,086 So the guy comes in and says, "One loaf, please!" 875 01:06:31,690 --> 01:06:32,725 In a butcher shop. 876 01:06:36,450 --> 01:06:37,450 I told it wrong. 877 01:06:39,210 --> 01:06:40,210 You better go now. 878 01:06:40,370 --> 01:06:41,769 If you're working tonight... 879 01:06:41,930 --> 01:06:43,682 you'd better get a look at the machine. 880 01:06:44,370 --> 01:06:46,964 Kara, could you take him to the center? 881 01:06:48,490 --> 01:06:51,288 Thanks, Emile. That's a load off my head. 882 01:06:58,610 --> 01:07:01,682 9 PM CANNES - The same day 883 01:07:02,050 --> 01:07:02,766 Cannes... 884 01:07:02,930 --> 01:07:05,080 has put on its finery tonight. 885 01:07:05,250 --> 01:07:09,607 Prestigious Cannes, fairy-tale Cannes at the hour of great cinema! 886 01:07:09,770 --> 01:07:12,682 Right, Carole, if the weather holds out. 887 01:07:12,850 --> 01:07:14,920 Don't be pessimistic. The weather... 888 01:07:15,090 --> 01:07:17,843 will be fine. Here's the It. Gov.'s wife... 889 01:07:18,330 --> 01:07:22,039 escorted tonight by Micka�l, her youngest. 890 01:07:22,210 --> 01:07:24,201 Who's pretty grown up. 891 01:07:24,610 --> 01:07:25,247 Behind them... 892 01:07:25,410 --> 01:07:28,641 Bruno, of "Bruno Shirts," one of Cannes' nicer stores. 893 01:07:28,810 --> 01:07:30,289 Over there! Look! A star! 894 01:07:32,010 --> 01:07:33,125 I don't know who it is. 895 01:07:34,010 --> 01:07:37,719 I think I saw him in a movie. Or on TV, I think... 896 01:07:37,890 --> 01:07:40,927 No, Carole. I'm told that's our Prime Minister. 897 01:07:41,090 --> 01:07:41,920 Right. I knew... 898 01:07:42,090 --> 01:07:46,129 I'd seen him on TV. I knew I'd seen that face. 899 01:07:47,730 --> 01:07:51,518 And here's Mrs. Jacques, widow of the first projectionist. 900 01:07:52,810 --> 01:07:54,482 She looks fabulous... 901 01:07:54,650 --> 01:07:56,720 in her gorgeous ermine coat. 902 01:08:00,330 --> 01:08:01,445 An emotional moment. 903 01:08:01,610 --> 01:08:02,929 Yes it is, Carole. 904 01:08:03,890 --> 01:08:07,200 Without all these murders, there'd be no party. So, a tribute... 905 01:08:07,530 --> 01:08:10,328 to one of those who made this magic possible. 906 01:08:20,010 --> 01:08:23,525 All right, you can't get killed on the steps. 907 01:08:23,690 --> 01:08:26,250 Unless there's a lone gunman, but I doubt it. 908 01:08:26,410 --> 01:08:30,528 No one in the aisles. I want to see everyone's badge! 909 01:08:37,450 --> 01:08:38,644 There's a crowd. 910 01:08:39,250 --> 01:08:40,649 It's the red carpet. 911 01:08:40,970 --> 01:08:42,722 The Festival. Ever hear of it? 912 01:08:44,130 --> 01:08:45,199 Quite a crowd. 913 01:08:46,450 --> 01:08:47,599 Want some gum? 914 01:08:48,650 --> 01:08:50,561 Come on, have some gum. 915 01:08:59,250 --> 01:09:00,922 MUSTARD & MOVIES 916 01:09:01,370 --> 01:09:02,689 If you fell asleep... 917 01:09:02,850 --> 01:09:05,887 you can see it again. There are other screenings. 918 01:09:11,930 --> 01:09:14,490 Come on, have some gum. 919 01:09:25,170 --> 01:09:28,048 You really dressed up tonight! 920 01:09:28,490 --> 01:09:31,527 It's for tonight. Our dinner date. 921 01:09:32,330 --> 01:09:36,118 You said we'd have dinner. So, since the festival's almost over... 922 01:09:36,290 --> 01:09:37,484 I completely forgot! 923 01:09:37,650 --> 01:09:39,800 I'm going to a hop with my main squeeze. 924 01:09:40,370 --> 01:09:43,442 That's the 7th time you forgot. 925 01:09:43,610 --> 01:09:44,610 I'm so sorry. 926 01:09:44,690 --> 01:09:46,999 It's the festival. All this pressure... 927 01:09:47,890 --> 01:09:49,118 I'm disappointed. 928 01:09:49,650 --> 01:09:52,847 You promised. I'm going to tell you something: 929 01:09:53,010 --> 01:09:55,478 You can't fool one person a thousand times... 930 01:09:56,010 --> 01:09:58,046 Yes. You can fool, uh... 931 01:09:58,210 --> 01:10:00,485 1000 persons once... uh... 1000 times... 932 01:10:00,650 --> 01:10:04,848 No! You can fool one time a thousand... 933 01:10:05,010 --> 01:10:06,329 You can't fool once... 934 01:10:06,490 --> 01:10:07,923 a thousand people. 935 01:10:11,570 --> 01:10:12,605 I got to go. 936 01:10:13,010 --> 01:10:14,125 Bye, Emile. 937 01:10:14,810 --> 01:10:16,004 A thousand times. Right. 938 01:10:19,090 --> 01:10:20,125 Bye, Emile. 939 01:10:20,890 --> 01:10:21,606 Bye, Sylvie. 940 01:10:21,770 --> 01:10:22,441 See you! 941 01:10:22,610 --> 01:10:25,682 Whatever happens to me you'll always be in my life. 942 01:10:37,810 --> 01:10:39,766 Everybody's waiting. It's time to go. 943 01:10:39,970 --> 01:10:42,848 OK, Carole. The crew of Red is Dead... 944 01:10:43,010 --> 01:10:44,284 has just arrived! 945 01:10:44,930 --> 01:10:47,683 Including Odile Deray, press agent and... 946 01:10:47,850 --> 01:10:52,287 an insider. It's hard to get an invitation so it must be an insider. 947 01:10:52,450 --> 01:10:54,122 We should say... 948 01:10:54,290 --> 01:10:56,360 no one's seen the movie. Have you? 949 01:10:56,530 --> 01:10:58,282 No. But still... 950 01:10:58,450 --> 01:11:02,887 let's be candid. There's no time to see movies when you have to... 951 01:11:03,050 --> 01:11:05,564 get your hair done, find a dress. 952 01:11:05,730 --> 01:11:06,845 You look very nice. 953 01:11:08,090 --> 01:11:09,808 Here's Det. Biales! 954 01:11:15,690 --> 01:11:19,365 Biales looks very elegant in his tuxedo by... 955 01:11:19,530 --> 01:11:20,565 No brand names! 956 01:11:20,730 --> 01:11:21,924 His tuxedo by... 957 01:11:22,090 --> 01:11:24,240 No Brand Names, 8, av. De Ia Calanque... 958 01:11:24,410 --> 01:11:25,809 in Antibes. 959 01:11:25,970 --> 01:11:27,039 Simon! Simon! 960 01:11:27,290 --> 01:11:28,290 Luc! 961 01:11:29,210 --> 01:11:30,768 His name is Simon. 962 01:11:31,090 --> 01:11:32,489 Simon! 963 01:11:36,450 --> 01:11:39,169 Get up here! I can't hold them back! 964 01:11:39,330 --> 01:11:41,480 Here's the It. Gov.'s wife again! 965 01:11:45,370 --> 01:11:47,201 Serge! 966 01:11:48,050 --> 01:11:49,050 Corinne! 967 01:11:53,370 --> 01:11:55,645 Excited buzz! Excited buzz! 968 01:12:06,970 --> 01:12:08,688 Kara to R�gis! 969 01:12:12,130 --> 01:12:13,643 The red button, R�gis. 970 01:12:13,970 --> 01:12:15,528 R�gis here. 971 01:12:15,690 --> 01:12:17,885 We need another suit, and quick. 972 01:12:18,050 --> 01:12:19,403 All right. I'll get it. 973 01:12:20,210 --> 01:12:22,280 What size suit? 974 01:12:23,570 --> 01:12:24,923 And now I see... 975 01:12:25,090 --> 01:12:28,765 tonight's star, the up-and-coming 5th victim... 976 01:12:28,930 --> 01:12:31,967 the projectionist of tonight's film. 977 01:12:32,130 --> 01:12:34,883 His name is Emile Gravier, that's all we know. 978 01:12:40,570 --> 01:12:42,800 Here's Mrs. Martoni... 979 01:12:42,970 --> 01:12:47,600 wife of the senator-murderer, coming up the steps. 980 01:12:48,130 --> 01:12:49,722 She's seen someone. 981 01:12:49,890 --> 01:12:51,164 It's her husband! 982 01:12:52,370 --> 01:12:53,883 Wasn't he in prison? 983 01:12:55,090 --> 01:12:56,808 That's Martoni! Get him! 984 01:12:56,970 --> 01:12:58,688 All the exits are blocked. 985 01:12:58,850 --> 01:13:00,727 I have an invitation! 986 01:13:01,890 --> 01:13:05,007 - Emile, Emile! - Luc! Luc! 987 01:13:06,450 --> 01:13:09,044 Emile! His name is Emile! 988 01:14:07,250 --> 01:14:08,478 E x 989 01:14:08,650 --> 01:14:10,845 c u s e m e. 990 01:14:13,410 --> 01:14:14,809 D e t e c t I v e 991 01:14:15,490 --> 01:14:16,969 B I a I e s. 992 01:15:13,130 --> 01:15:16,566 H e r e a g a I n 993 01:15:16,730 --> 01:15:18,960 t h e I t. G o v... 994 01:15:19,130 --> 01:15:20,449 Stop, it's over. 995 01:15:20,610 --> 01:15:23,363 WE WANT OUR INVITATIONS BACK! 996 01:15:29,490 --> 01:15:31,401 Better call the nurses! 997 01:15:31,770 --> 01:15:34,364 And you! Do something! 998 01:15:40,850 --> 01:15:45,207 All these years, all these deaths... wasted! 999 01:15:46,450 --> 01:15:48,042 It isn't fair! 1000 01:15:48,490 --> 01:15:50,082 I don't deserve this! 1001 01:15:50,570 --> 01:15:52,447 I could project the film. 1002 01:15:54,410 --> 01:15:56,924 You can? That's great! How? 1003 01:15:57,090 --> 01:15:58,921 I'm a projectionist. 1004 01:15:59,090 --> 01:16:02,480 NOW THERE'S A FORTUNATE COINCIDENCE! 1005 01:16:02,650 --> 01:16:05,767 I wanted to be in movies, so my father said "Actor,"... 1006 01:16:05,930 --> 01:16:10,128 but I wanted to be projectionist, because I'm not really an actor. 1007 01:16:10,490 --> 01:16:12,242 How much time you need? 1008 01:16:13,170 --> 01:16:15,126 About ten mins. Ought to do it. 1009 01:16:15,290 --> 01:16:17,485 Kara, you have your trumpet? 1010 01:16:20,410 --> 01:16:23,686 Now for once, do exactly what I say, OK? 1011 01:17:03,290 --> 01:17:04,882 I love this piece. 1012 01:17:05,050 --> 01:17:06,688 Can you dance the carioca? 1013 01:17:08,410 --> 01:17:10,765 It's not a fox-trot or a polka 1014 01:17:11,730 --> 01:17:13,721 It's very simple to do 1015 01:17:13,890 --> 01:17:16,768 Just watch my feet and you'll see 1016 01:17:18,410 --> 01:17:20,605 It's not a tango or a cha-cha 1017 01:17:21,610 --> 01:17:23,965 And it's sure no boss a nova 1018 01:17:24,930 --> 01:17:28,400 Once you've learned, it's part of you. That's all... 1019 01:17:28,570 --> 01:17:30,765 you'll ever want to do. 1020 01:17:31,970 --> 01:17:33,961 Hoo-rah! 1021 01:17:35,730 --> 01:17:37,925 Let's dance the carioca 1022 01:17:39,370 --> 01:17:43,921 That's the way! Just like me, it'll take yo use far! 1023 01:17:45,170 --> 01:17:46,967 Hoo-rah! 1024 01:17:48,010 --> 01:17:50,285 With the carioca... 1025 01:17:52,210 --> 01:17:53,768 who cares if you say... 1026 01:17:53,930 --> 01:17:57,206 to other dances, "Ta-ta!" 1027 01:18:06,730 --> 01:18:07,730 You need anything? 1028 01:18:07,890 --> 01:18:09,721 Newspaper and hot water! 1029 01:18:09,890 --> 01:18:10,481 That's all? 1030 01:18:10,650 --> 01:18:13,084 Pork gums! I'm a little hungry. Quick! 1031 01:18:13,810 --> 01:18:16,119 Now that you dance the carioca... 1032 01:18:17,210 --> 01:18:19,440 who cares about the polka? 1033 01:18:20,450 --> 01:18:21,963 Who needs the rumba? 1034 01:18:22,610 --> 01:18:25,170 The hula or the cha-cha? 1035 01:18:27,010 --> 01:18:29,444 Every morning when you awake... 1036 01:18:30,370 --> 01:18:32,804 the carioca makes you shake 1037 01:18:33,610 --> 01:18:35,521 Your whole day starts to shine... 1038 01:18:35,690 --> 01:18:39,808 with every step you take 1039 01:18:40,890 --> 01:18:41,890 Hoo-rah! 1040 01:18:43,570 --> 01:18:46,562 Let's dance the carioca 1041 01:18:47,770 --> 01:18:52,207 Just like me, it will take yo use far 1042 01:18:55,650 --> 01:18:59,325 Listen, I did everything I possibly could. 1043 01:18:59,730 --> 01:19:00,924 I did my best. 1044 01:19:01,090 --> 01:19:04,844 At this point in time, it's in God's hands, and let's do it. 1045 01:19:05,010 --> 01:19:06,363 Did you load the film? 1046 01:19:20,210 --> 01:19:22,201 Hoo-rah 1047 01:19:23,570 --> 01:19:25,606 Let's dance the carioca 1048 01:19:27,290 --> 01:19:29,246 Just like me... 1049 01:19:30,090 --> 01:19:31,887 It will take yo use far. 1050 01:19:33,530 --> 01:19:35,441 Hoo-rah! 1051 01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:39,287 Let's dance the carioca 1052 01:19:40,450 --> 01:19:45,524 Who cares if you say, to everyone, "Ta-ta!" 1053 01:19:50,370 --> 01:19:52,122 More! More! 1054 01:19:56,010 --> 01:19:57,728 I hate to improvise. 1055 01:19:57,890 --> 01:20:00,563 With a good agent, we could get a tour. 1056 01:20:01,530 --> 01:20:02,565 What's the name? 1057 01:20:06,250 --> 01:20:09,003 Grimaldi. With all my... 1058 01:20:10,810 --> 01:20:12,448 We found Martoni. 1059 01:20:13,970 --> 01:20:16,006 Shit. I'd completely forgotten. 1060 01:20:16,170 --> 01:20:18,320 The autograph will have to wait. Let's go. 1061 01:20:31,290 --> 01:20:34,646 I'm so sorry. It's the film. All this pressure. 1062 01:20:38,530 --> 01:20:43,046 Dad, some guys would kill for this job. Don't cut me off. 1063 01:20:43,210 --> 01:20:44,210 Feeling better? 1064 01:20:44,370 --> 01:20:45,883 This is my job. 1065 01:20:46,050 --> 01:20:48,280 I know, I was just trying to help. 1066 01:20:51,490 --> 01:20:52,490 It's you! 1067 01:20:58,770 --> 01:20:59,805 But why? 1068 01:21:00,170 --> 01:21:01,170 Because. 1069 01:21:03,130 --> 01:21:04,768 - That's no reason. - Yes, it is. 1070 01:21:10,530 --> 01:21:11,530 Want to know? 1071 01:21:12,970 --> 01:21:16,360 A while ago, I called Odile to ask her for work. 1072 01:21:16,530 --> 01:21:18,088 She didn't even know me. 1073 01:21:19,610 --> 01:21:21,407 All those promises, forgotten! 1074 01:21:21,970 --> 01:21:25,929 That's why I killed them. So she'd remember me. 1075 01:21:28,970 --> 01:21:30,085 She made me a murderer. 1076 01:21:30,770 --> 01:21:32,203 Look out behind you! 1077 01:21:32,370 --> 01:21:33,803 You can't fool me. 1078 01:21:34,210 --> 01:21:38,044 You can fool 1,000 people 1 person but you can't... 1079 01:21:39,290 --> 01:21:40,290 Yes, you can. 1080 01:21:42,570 --> 01:21:45,323 You can't fool 1,000 people once... 1081 01:21:45,970 --> 01:21:48,882 but you can fool 1,000 people once. 1082 01:21:53,930 --> 01:21:55,488 Eat that, dirty communist! 1083 01:21:58,930 --> 01:22:00,522 Watch out! Behind you! 1084 01:22:00,690 --> 01:22:02,681 Idiot. That's the last reel! 1085 01:22:02,850 --> 01:22:05,364 I thought it was weird. They were just eating... 1086 01:22:05,530 --> 01:22:07,725 Go see what's happening. 1087 01:22:09,370 --> 01:22:13,682 I'll kill Odile, and myself. But first I'm going to kill you. 1088 01:22:13,850 --> 01:22:15,249 OK, but close your mouth. 1089 01:22:28,410 --> 01:22:29,968 I'll call you! 1090 01:22:45,610 --> 01:22:49,398 Listen, Martoni. This is not your day. 1091 01:23:15,930 --> 01:23:17,488 Come on, have some gum. 1092 01:23:21,970 --> 01:23:23,039 So you're the murderer. 1093 01:23:23,210 --> 01:23:24,279 I knew it all along. 1094 01:23:24,450 --> 01:23:25,450 No, it's not me. 1095 01:23:26,010 --> 01:23:28,319 Get him! He's the killer. 1096 01:23:28,690 --> 01:23:31,284 Emile is the killer! 1097 01:23:36,690 --> 01:23:39,602 Nice going! And I thought you were dumb! 1098 01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:46,569 What's going on? 1099 01:23:52,930 --> 01:23:54,045 What happened? 1100 01:23:54,730 --> 01:23:57,403 It was Emile. He's the killer. 1101 01:23:58,330 --> 01:24:00,286 He was caught by the giant booby. 1102 01:24:00,450 --> 01:24:01,450 Listen... 1103 01:24:01,650 --> 01:24:04,767 he isn't a booby, he's a police detective. 1104 01:24:07,090 --> 01:24:09,001 So Patrick, you're innocent? 1105 01:24:09,570 --> 01:24:10,570 You had doubts? 1106 01:24:11,250 --> 01:24:16,199 At your house, the hammer, sickle, the killer's mask... I thought.. 1107 01:24:16,890 --> 01:24:18,642 What did you think, exactly? 1108 01:24:20,130 --> 01:24:21,882 The truth is much simpler. 1109 01:24:22,330 --> 01:24:24,366 I was - how shall I say... 1110 01:24:37,090 --> 01:24:39,729 I'm a cop... just a cop. 1111 01:24:41,250 --> 01:24:44,048 My God, what a silly girl I've been. 1112 01:24:45,410 --> 01:24:47,446 We've both been silly girls. 1113 01:24:47,690 --> 01:24:50,602 The It. Gov. Wants you, on the direct line. 1114 01:24:52,130 --> 01:24:54,007 Yes, your Honor? 1115 01:24:54,890 --> 01:24:57,927 All the exits are blocked. Martoni can't get out. 1116 01:25:00,130 --> 01:25:03,566 No. I only saw the beginning of the movie. 1117 01:25:04,810 --> 01:25:06,880 The beginning was very good. 1118 01:25:09,410 --> 01:25:12,607 Well, I had some ballet lessons. 1119 01:25:15,610 --> 01:25:16,725 Don't move! .. 1120 01:25:18,010 --> 01:25:19,010 Or she's dead. 1121 01:25:19,530 --> 01:25:21,202 Hold on, your Honor. 1122 01:25:22,370 --> 01:25:23,519 Who's that? 1123 01:25:23,690 --> 01:25:27,365 Jean-Paul Martoni, a shady politician... 1124 01:25:27,930 --> 01:25:29,249 an ecologist killer... 1125 01:25:29,410 --> 01:25:31,370 who wants to turn the beach into a parking lot. 1126 01:25:32,690 --> 01:25:35,204 Don't worry, Odile, I'll take care of this. 1127 01:25:35,570 --> 01:25:39,802 Stop! Stay where you are! I want a helicopter. I want... 1128 01:25:39,970 --> 01:25:42,086 your men to let me leave. 1129 01:25:42,490 --> 01:25:45,800 Otherwise, she's dead. No more boobies to save you! 1130 01:25:45,970 --> 01:25:47,449 He's a police detective! 1131 01:25:47,610 --> 01:25:50,044 You're bluffing. He's bluffing. 1132 01:25:50,570 --> 01:25:51,570 Maybe not. 1133 01:25:51,730 --> 01:25:54,290 Sure he is. He's bluffing. You can tell. 1134 01:25:54,450 --> 01:25:56,122 Doesn't look like he's bluffing. 1135 01:25:56,290 --> 01:25:58,406 Sure he's bluffing. 1136 01:25:58,570 --> 01:26:00,447 I agree with Biales. Bluff. 1137 01:26:00,610 --> 01:26:02,919 Let's take a vote. I vote he's bluffing. 1138 01:26:03,090 --> 01:26:04,762 You're stalling for time! 1139 01:26:08,570 --> 01:26:09,570 You asked for it! 1140 01:26:10,090 --> 01:26:10,920 I'll kill her. 1141 01:26:11,090 --> 01:26:12,159 You're bluffing. 1142 01:26:13,650 --> 01:26:14,844 Your gun isn't loaded. 1143 01:26:19,970 --> 01:26:21,642 - Bastard! - I voted "No Bluff"! 1144 01:26:22,210 --> 01:26:24,724 Maybe all he had was one bullet. 1145 01:26:28,930 --> 01:26:30,488 That's really pushing it. 1146 01:26:34,290 --> 01:26:35,290 It. Governor? 1147 01:26:35,570 --> 01:26:38,403 No, this is Karamazov, I'm with security. 1148 01:26:39,010 --> 01:26:42,207 We have a hostage situation. Det. Biales is badly injured... 1149 01:26:42,370 --> 01:26:44,645 and a girl with really bad make-up. 1150 01:26:44,810 --> 01:26:46,880 A chopper in 10 mins., or she's dead. 1151 01:26:47,570 --> 01:26:50,482 He wants a chopper in 10 mins., or she's dead. 1152 01:26:51,570 --> 01:26:52,570 Says you're bluffing. 1153 01:26:52,690 --> 01:26:54,043 Tell him I'm out of knees. 1154 01:26:54,210 --> 01:26:57,839 Says he's out of knees... He says, "What's that got to do with it?" 1155 01:26:58,010 --> 01:27:01,923 Enough. I'm counting down. 5,4,3,2,1 and when I get to zero, boom! 1156 01:27:02,530 --> 01:27:03,849 I'll blow her brains out. 1157 01:27:05,250 --> 01:27:07,525 He says, "5,4,3,0, boom, brains." 1158 01:27:08,450 --> 01:27:09,450 Confusing!? 1159 01:27:09,570 --> 01:27:11,765 It loses in translation. 1160 01:27:11,970 --> 01:27:12,970 Five... 1161 01:27:21,170 --> 01:27:23,365 Let's get the chopper. There's only I left. 1162 01:27:30,290 --> 01:27:33,123 I could never tell you before... 1163 01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:37,647 How can I replay you? You saved my shoulders! 1164 01:27:43,450 --> 01:27:44,485 I surrender. 1165 01:27:49,250 --> 01:27:51,605 I've always loved you. 1166 01:27:51,770 --> 01:27:53,169 I know. 1167 01:27:55,810 --> 01:27:57,323 Have some gum... 1168 01:27:58,290 --> 01:27:59,962 and talk to me some more. 1169 01:28:04,290 --> 01:28:06,201 I always wanted to say... 1170 01:28:08,850 --> 01:28:09,885 You can fool... 1171 01:28:10,530 --> 01:28:13,203 1 person 1,000 times... 1172 01:28:15,250 --> 01:28:18,765 You can fool 1,000 people... 1173 01:28:19,610 --> 01:28:20,610 one time... 1174 01:28:22,250 --> 01:28:23,808 But you can't fool... 1175 01:28:25,010 --> 01:28:28,161 1,000 people 1,000 times. 1176 01:28:37,570 --> 01:28:39,800 Right. Because I'm the murderer! 1177 01:28:40,570 --> 01:28:41,844 Just kidding. 1178 01:28:51,050 --> 01:28:53,564 You sure the elephant's stronger than the hippo? 1179 01:28:53,730 --> 01:28:56,369 Positive. I read a book on it... 1180 01:28:56,530 --> 01:29:01,320 which explains that their strength is concentrated in the trunk. 1181 01:29:01,690 --> 01:29:03,328 Of the elephant I mean. 1182 01:29:04,450 --> 01:29:06,122 Nice going! 1183 01:29:06,290 --> 01:29:09,248 You managed to scrap a waterfront hotel complex... 1184 01:29:09,410 --> 01:29:11,685 1 of the most advanced projects ever. 1185 01:29:11,930 --> 01:29:16,526 I hope you're proud of yourself. I lost a few million, but who cares? 1186 01:29:16,690 --> 01:29:18,646 The main thing is, you're happy. 1187 01:29:19,010 --> 01:29:20,966 Go ahead. Admit you're happy. 1188 01:29:27,130 --> 01:29:28,358 I'm real happy. 1189 01:29:28,730 --> 01:29:31,198 Still got a little there. 1190 01:29:32,250 --> 01:29:33,285 Boy am I happy. 1191 01:29:42,930 --> 01:29:46,889 Please! A little decency! Leave us alone. 1192 01:29:51,970 --> 01:29:54,438 I hope it goes all right. I'm so worried. 1193 01:29:55,090 --> 01:29:58,605 It'll be all right. The doctors said I'll walk again. 1194 01:29:58,770 --> 01:30:00,203 No, I mean the movie. 1195 01:30:00,370 --> 01:30:03,726 All you care about's your knees. You're so selfish! 1196 01:30:32,090 --> 01:30:34,763 Let's go out to eat. My treat! 1197 01:30:34,930 --> 01:30:37,125 No. Dutch treat. 1198 01:30:37,290 --> 01:30:39,121 OK. Whatever you say. 1199 01:30:41,210 --> 01:30:43,804 Could we drop our arms? I got a cramp. 1200 01:30:47,530 --> 01:30:48,758 All's well that ends well. 1201 01:30:48,930 --> 01:30:53,003 Yeah, but Emile was buried with his secret. 1202 01:30:53,170 --> 01:30:54,170 What secret? 1203 01:30:54,250 --> 01:30:59,040 Those letters on the wall after each murder, O - D - I - L... 1204 01:31:01,010 --> 01:31:03,604 Whatever could it mean, "ODIL"? 1205 01:31:04,890 --> 01:31:06,846 No idea. That's a real mystery. 1206 01:31:07,010 --> 01:31:10,525 I'm hungry. Chinese food would make me real happy. 1207 01:31:10,690 --> 01:31:11,690 Italian. 1208 01:31:12,850 --> 01:31:14,442 Definitely Italian. 1209 01:31:57,810 --> 01:32:00,244 In conclusion, today's newspaper review. 1210 01:32:00,410 --> 01:32:01,638 - Hi, Louise. - Hi, Jacques. 1211 01:32:03,810 --> 01:32:07,405 Today's special report is on Red is Dead... 1212 01:32:07,570 --> 01:32:09,959 which was screened last night in the Festival Center. 1213 01:32:10,130 --> 01:32:12,769 So, Louise, I imagine... 1214 01:32:12,930 --> 01:32:15,160 it made all the front pages. 1215 01:32:15,330 --> 01:32:17,241 - No. - What do you mean, no? 1216 01:32:17,410 --> 01:32:20,322 Because there are... no papers. 1217 01:32:20,490 --> 01:32:21,525 Why are there no papers? 1218 01:32:21,690 --> 01:32:22,725 They're on strike. 1219 01:32:22,890 --> 01:32:24,369 Newspaper strike. 1220 01:32:24,530 --> 01:32:29,126 - No papers. - Nothing, nothing. 1221 01:32:29,290 --> 01:32:32,805 And now to... Thanks Louise, thanks Michel. 1222 01:32:33,050 --> 01:32:35,803 Now to the Squabowl Festival... 1223 01:32:35,970 --> 01:32:40,441 a favorite among Belgians, who recently discovered... 1224 01:32:40,610 --> 01:32:44,728 the weird vegetable which bears a striking resemblance to testicles. 1225 01:35:15,970 --> 01:35:18,404 Subtitles by Michael Katims 1226 01:35:18,570 --> 01:35:20,242 - Processed by C.M.C. - Paris 1227 01:35:27,610 --> 01:35:28,963 I forgot the butter. 1228 01:35:29,890 --> 01:35:31,767 I knew you forgot something.80370