All language subtitles for 再见王老五.The.Bachelors.Swan.Song.1989.1080p.TVB.WEB-DL.H265.AAC-PandaQT_track4_[chi]

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English Download
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai Download
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,840 差一點點就開了紅單子了 2 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,520 叫你別等我 飯都涼了 3 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,680 小珍下個禮拜結婚 4 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,240 她不是已經結過了嗎 5 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:42,440 早就離了 6 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:43,440 這次是第二次 7 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:45,160 是嗎 8 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,480 你到底打算怎麼樣 9 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,600 不想跟我結婚就別拖著我 10 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,640 我幾時說過不跟你結婚了 11 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,320 那為什麼你從來不把它當回事 12 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,280 我不是告訴過你嘛 13 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:03,120 我什麼都沒有 14 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,040 怎麼結婚呢 15 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,080 結婚要什麼嘛 16 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,480 登記費三十塊 工本才九十塊 17 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,000 我們已經存了六萬多塊了 18 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,240 對 你說的一點都不錯 19 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:15,960 可是現在什麼都要錢 20 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,240 買張好點的床都要好幾千呢 21 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:20,880 我們初三認識到現在 22 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:23,880 我從來沒有要求過什麼 23 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,120 我也不要跑車 洋房 24 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:30,560 結了婚我又不是不做事 25 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,040 你們男人都是這樣子的 26 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,800 如果玩膩了你說好了 27 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,360 你是不是要慢慢挑呀 我也可以啊 28 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,120 你以為沒有人追我嗎 29 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:48,640 紙巾呀 30 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:53,880 不要哭吧 31 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,000 別看到人家結婚你又想結婚呀 32 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,680 每個人的處境都不同啊 33 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,360 沒有來了 34 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:04,600 誰沒來 35 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,680 過了兩個禮拜了 36 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:11,320 怎麼會沒來呢 37 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:15,000 麻煩大了 38 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,600 都是你個死鬼皮旦 39 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,120 你看 你看 40 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,160 他介紹我用這個牌子 41 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,800 便宜的嚇死人才兩毛錢一個 42 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,000 這怎麼會耐用呢 43 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,120 不破才怪 44 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:28,760 我還買了十幾盒 45 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,680 我現在看清楚你是什麼樣的人 46 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,560 你只顧你自己 一點都不關心我 47 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,600 你放心 我不會纏著你的 48 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:46,480 你大肚子了 別走得那麼快 49 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,680 如果我現在有個兒子 50 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,560 那我不到五十歲 他就大學畢業 51 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,920 你到底打算怎麼樣嘛 52 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,160 本來我打算多存點錢再跟你結婚 53 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:09,840 既然現在已經這樣了 54 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,040 那我們就早一點吧 55 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,120 你不是為了孩子才跟我結婚的吧 56 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:16,440 當然不是了 57 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:17,840 如果我不打算跟你結婚 58 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,080 也不會在一起這麼久 59 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:21,280 走吧 60 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:23,000 你便當呢 61 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,200 不吃便當了 便當沒營養 62 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:27,800 我請你吃頓豐富的吧 63 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:29,160 走吧 64 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:01,080 一毛半 65 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,400 皮旦呢 我也在找他 66 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,240 我看你能跑到哪去 67 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:15,200 你跑 68 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,360 不要亂來啊 有話慢慢說 69 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,880 你這混蛋被你害慘了 70 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,760 我存的錢全被你賠光了 71 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,280 你以為我願意啊 72 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:25,880 我也虧了好幾萬呢 73 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:29,760 老哥 那六萬塊錢是我的老婆本啊 74 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,920 老婆可以老了再娶 75 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:34,800 可是房租不能老了再交啊 76 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:36,400 糟了 77 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:38,640 小玉的錢也在裏面 78 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:41,040 我發過毒誓絕不會用這筆錢的 79 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:42,120 你怕小玉罵你啊 80 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,200 怕什麼嘛 老老實實跟她說嘛 81 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:47,240 不騙你們 82 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:48,680 我真的有點麻煩 83 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:49,960 無論如何 84 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,360 你們得幫我湊幾萬塊錢才行啊 85 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,400 你瘋了 股票跌的一塌糊塗 86 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:54,440 他還跟別人借錢 87 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:55,400 不怕被人打啊 88 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:56,440 大家幫幫忙吧 89 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,000 我要結婚了 90 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:00,080 結婚 91 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,120 你撞球玩膩了 92 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,200 什麼不好玩 你玩結婚 93 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,520 下班以後我陪你到樓下的玩具店 94 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,000 買一套玩家家酒的玩具 95 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,400 你回去陪小玉玩 96 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:12,760 先 看看好不好玩 好嗎 97 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:14,000 你閉上嘴啊 98 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,040 潑人家一身冷水 99 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,320 你連個女朋友都沒有 100 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:17,400 你有什麼資格說話 101 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:19,760 你聽我說啊 102 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:23,280 我十三歲談戀愛 十九歲結婚 103 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,160 兩年就離婚了 104 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:26,640 你知不知道那兩年裏 105 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:28,440 我經歷了多少痛苦啊 106 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:29,960 我就快三十了還沒討老婆 107 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,320 我才痛苦呢 108 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,040 你已經太幸福了 胖子 109 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,040 你知不知道自由是件 110 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,200 多麼可貴得東西 111 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:38,480 不會每個人都像你那麼慘吧 112 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,080 就是啊 我媽就叫我早點結婚 113 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,360 說結了婚就老實了 114 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:43,640 結了婚就老實了 115 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:45,120 那酒家都關門算了 116 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:47,760 阿南 我騙你會死 117 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:48,920 你看我現在多好 118 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:49,920 星期一打著小牌 119 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:50,920 星期二喝兩杯 120 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:51,920 星期三卡拉ok 121 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:52,920 生活多正常啊 122 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:54,560 你不相信我也應該 123 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,080 相信大文學家王爾德的話 124 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:57,840 他說的話很有道理 125 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:59,200 男人結婚是因為疲倦 126 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:00,960 女人結婚是為了好奇 127 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:03,040 結果雙方一樣都那麼失望 128 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,680 我現在兩樣都不是 129 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,760 是你介紹的保險套失靈了 130 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,040 小玉有了 131 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,200 什麼 不會吧 132 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:12,400 你搞什麼鬼啊 133 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:15,400 陳子南一線 陳子南一線 134 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:17,560 我怎麼辦 135 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:21,200 喂 136 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,240 你怎麼不打電話給我啊 137 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,360 我剛剛才來嘛 138 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:27,360 沒什麼事了 139 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:28,960 我只想聽聽你的聲音嘛 140 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:30,760 那掛電話了 141 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:32,040 喂 142 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:34,200 你不記得了 143 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,680 不行啊 好多人 144 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,400 怕什麼 快點了 145 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,720 饒了你了 拜拜 146 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:46,960 拜拜 147 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:49,880 珍重 148 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:03,000 什麼事這麼開心呀 快說啊 149 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,680 阿南向我求婚了 150 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:06,560 什麼 151 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:10,400 你答應他了 152 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:11,360 恩 153 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,440 你幹嗎這麼快答應他呀 154 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,080 他求了我好久 155 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:19,440 那什麼時候 156 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,520 阿南說早晚都得結 那早點結好了 157 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,160 他今晚來跟我爸媽說 158 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:34,680 你哭什麼嘛 159 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,800 快 不要哭了 160 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,400 我為你開心嘛 161 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,400 你結了婚 我就少了個朋友 162 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:45,360 笑話 163 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:46,960 我還不是一樣上班 164 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:48,400 跟現在沒有什麼不同啊 165 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:51,200 你經驗豐富 我讓你做我的伴娘 166 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:52,760 又伴啊 167 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,400 可能就是因為我伴的太多了 168 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,560 算了 為了你 169 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,200 就做最後一次吧 170 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,200 不過晚禮服你要送的哦 171 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,000 我們可能不請客 172 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,120 那怎麼行啊 173 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,760 不請客我們就沒得鬧了 174 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,320 阿南說太麻煩了 175 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,120 他當然這麼說了 176 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,440 最好床都不要換你就搬過去住吧 177 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,560 請客要花很多錢 178 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,600 錢是男人的事情 你擔什麼心哪 179 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,640 你以為我不想去巴黎定禮服 180 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:24,880 去羅馬渡蜜月啊 181 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,000 可是我們真的錢不夠嘛 182 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,360 等以後阿南多賺的時候 183 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,520 再補渡蜜月好了 184 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,640 你又怎麼了 185 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,840 小姐 你別太天真了 還等以後呢 186 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,400 他事業有成就帶女秘書去了 187 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,400 還帶你幹嗎呀 188 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,440 告訴你吧 既然能結婚 就不差那點了 189 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:48,200 我媽當年啊既沒請客也沒渡蜜月 190 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,760 連張結婚照都沒有 191 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,920 到今天啊還埋怨我老爸呢 192 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,800 你千萬別學啊 193 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,360 每一樣都得做 不然你會後悔的 194 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:07,000 你看看你 195 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,960 怎麼會急成這個樣子啊 196 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:09,960 快點了 197 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:12,720 伯父 198 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,640 進來坐 進來坐 哦 199 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,400 怎麼好久沒來了 200 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:17,760 最近加班啊 201 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:19,120 送給你的 202 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:20,960 來就好了買什麼東西嘛 203 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,480 小玉 快把你媽叫出來 恩 204 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:24,880 那邊坐 205 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:26,360 媽 206 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:29,480 阿南來了 207 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,080 聽到了 208 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,000 你考慮清楚了 209 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,440 我聽你同事阿梅說過 210 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,720 說有個醫生老是去你公司找你 211 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,320 你別聽她胡說 212 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:44,880 不是真的嗎 213 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,600 那個人好煩啊 214 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,400 明知我有男朋友還死纏爛打 215 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,800 這怎麼能怪人家呢 216 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:50,920 你一天不結婚 217 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,520 人家就有權追你 218 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,280 對了 219 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,240 上次三姑帶來的那個小律師 220 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,320 不挺好的嘛 221 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,840 媽 我跟阿南在一起很久了 222 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,080 所以說你笨嘛 223 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,960 你何必那麼快把自己綁住呢 224 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,960 你可以慢慢的挑嘛 225 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,400 通通都看不上眼啊 226 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,080 我已經挑過了 227 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:11,400 走吧 出去吧 228 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:15,640 伯母 229 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:16,520 坐 230 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,120 坐啊 好 231 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:20,720 坐呀 232 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:21,720 坐啊 233 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,160 小玉已經跟我提過你們的事情 234 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,880 你們從唸書認識到現在 235 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,680 我也沒什麼好反對的了 236 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:34,480 那太好了 237 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:35,920 不過 阿南 238 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,200 你現在一個月到底賺多少錢哪 239 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,160 六千多 240 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,600 加上加班 241 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:42,720 七千塊錢一個月 242 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,800 那夠了嘛 對不對 243 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,400 我們小玉賺的錢啊 244 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,720 就只夠她自己買衣服穿的 245 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,920 我們可從來沒用過她的錢 246 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,800 不過有件事我一定得告訴你啊 247 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:58,720 什麼事 248 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,240 我們小玉她可吃不了苦啊 249 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,320 我可以吃嘛 250 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,360 那你現在有多少錢啊 251 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,080 一點點 252 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,640 到底有多少個一點點啊 253 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,120 六萬多塊吧 254 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,080 那怎麼夠啊 255 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,200 夠了 用不著花那麼多 256 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,720 這種事情我看你也坐不了主 257 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,320 叫你父母來跟我商量吧 258 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:30,600 好 我去約他們 259 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:31,840 我困了 先去睡了 260 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,000 阿南 你不用理她 261 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,200 結婚是你們兩個人的事嘛 262 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,040 馬馬虎虎過得去就行了 263 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,600 你們兩個自己決定 不用理她 264 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,120 你的眼睛怎麼了 跑進沙子了 265 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:56,800 我沒有說錯 結婚一定要體體面面的 266 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,760 要是有什麼不懂的 問你張媽媽 267 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,120 老婆對不對 你張媽媽也說對 268 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,120 老婆 我沒有說錯吧 269 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,440 老頭子 出來吃早點啊 來了 270 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,280 阿南 快一點 來了 271 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:35,800 爸早 早 272 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:39,360 阿南 油條還熱著呢 快吃啊 273 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:44,000 媽 我要結婚了 274 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,400 你要結婚 好極了 好極了 275 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,400 我沒錢的 276 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:49,840 誰要用你的錢啊 277 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,400 我知道阿南自己有存款哦 278 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,360 你跟她媽說過沒有啊 279 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:56,680 說過了 280 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,800 她說要跟你談談 281 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,400 對 那是當然啦 282 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,920 不過我看沒那麼容易 283 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,360 媽 可別什麼都答應她 284 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:06,840 我真的沒什麼錢啊 285 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,480 你跟小玉一塊這麼久 286 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,000 她媽還想幹什麼 287 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,840 我包個五千塊錢紅包給她不就行了 288 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:15,840 你有毛病啊你 289 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,440 我跟你結婚的時候 290 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,720 你媽媽還要了我八千塊呢 291 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:20,600 你以為買小豬啊 292 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,120 你以為她媽不著急嗎 293 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,000 請個三 五桌不就行了嘛 294 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,480 不用怕 295 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:26,880 包在媽身上 296 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,400 如果她囉哩囉嗦的 297 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,200 我就幫你拖延她 298 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,120 媽 最要命的是不能拖 299 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:34,760 是不是小玉有了 300 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,840 哎呀好極了 好極了 謝天謝地 301 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,360 我總算可以抱孫子了 302 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:43,920 快來 快來 上香 上香 303 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:46,640 你搞什麼你 304 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,720 你不知道有保險套這種東西嘛 305 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,400 知道 我也用了 306 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,160 你用了 套在手指頭上 307 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,320 你這個手續不對嘛 308 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,720 如果讓她爸爸媽媽知道了 要生氣的 309 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,240 他們現在還不知道 310 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:03,960 我想快點結了算了 311 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:06,240 笨 312 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,280 陳門三代單傳總算有後了 313 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,600 這是咱們祖宗有德 謝謝祖先保佑 314 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,160 早生貴子 越多越好 越多越好 315 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:15,240 阿南 316 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:16,880 我要告訴你 317 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,000 如果你錢真得不夠用呢 318 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,480 你可千萬別來找我 因為我也沒有 319 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,240 不用怕 媽還有點私房錢呢 320 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,360 我有了 媽 321 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,400 其實也花不了多少錢 322 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,360 小玉有了咱們陳家的骨肉 323 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,880 她媽還能狠到哪去啊 324 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,520 這件事交給媽辦好了 325 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:48,760 搞什麼東西嘛 326 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,840 等了半個鐘頭了他們還沒來 327 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,400 說的是啊 328 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,320 我看你開口了我才敢說話的 329 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,040 好好歹歹我們也是上門親家 330 00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,200 在禮貌上 331 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,200 他們應該早點來等我們才對啊 332 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,240 對啊 就是嘛 333 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,440 哪裏有男家等女家的道理啊 334 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,200 你們說是不是啊 是啊 是啊 335 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,320 是啊 媽喝茶 336 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,400 不喝 不喝 不喝 337 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,600 等得我腰酸背痛的 338 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:11,960 走了走了走了 339 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:13,960 走什麼走啊 340 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,760 打72圈的時候也沒聽見你喊過累 341 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,560 你說什麼 342 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,680 我說錯了嗎 343 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,400 陳太太 344 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:21,880 張太太 345 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,440 陳太太 你好久沒找我打麻將了 346 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,240 最近的應酬實在太多了 347 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,880 所以就沒去找你 348 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:31,920 這幾位是 349 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,200 我給你介紹一下啊 350 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,280 這是阿南的大姨媽 二姨媽 351 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,440 三姨媽 四姨媽 352 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,520 這兩位是我的外甥女 353 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:40,560 這幾位是 354 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:41,600 我來介紹 355 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,680 這是小玉的三姑六婆 七嬸 八姨 356 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:45,960 還有我兩個侄女 357 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:47,720 歡迎 歡迎 358 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,440 大家不要客氣 坐 坐 坐 359 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,440 陳太太 過來坐 360 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:53,880 過來坐 361 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,360 我們要加凳子 362 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,720 坐 坐 都坐 不要客氣 大家坐 363 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,640 你們往那邊靠靠嘛 364 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,320 大家擠一點 365 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:26,960 擠一點好說話 366 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,400 大家熱鬧熱鬧嘛 367 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,480 陳先生 你們這麼多人 368 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:32,360 要不要多開一桌啊 369 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,600 不用了 不用了 大家都是自己人 370 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,760 聊天方便一點啊 371 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,000 是啊 是啊 372 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,280 陳先生 請您看看菜單 373 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,520 張先生 請過目 374 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,480 不用了 今天大家主要是見個面 375 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,160 隨便吧 隨便就行了 376 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,480 就照這單子 好 377 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,920 其實呢有什麼好談的 378 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,600 年輕人怎麼說就怎麼辦吧 379 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:53,920 對 對 對 380 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,960 繁文縟節 能免則免 381 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,120 是啊 382 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,920 來 喝茶 喝茶 383 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000 喝茶 喝茶 384 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,000 我想跟小玉旅行結婚 不請客 385 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,840 說什麼 旅行結婚 那可不成 386 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,560 是呀 我們張家只有小玉一個寶貝 387 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,720 就這麼靜悄悄的嫁出去那怎麼行啊 388 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,880 是呀 我們陳家也只有 389 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,440 阿南一個寶貝兒子 390 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,040 結婚不請客 391 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,280 那我們怎麼跟親戚朋友們交代呀 392 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,760 對啊 小孩子不懂事 不用管他們 393 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,400 話不能這麼說 394 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:34,800 其實旅行結婚蠻好的 395 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:36,160 對啊 396 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,720 去歐洲渡蜜月那多有情調啊 397 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:39,960 叉燒包 398 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,080 來了 來了 399 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,440 給我一點面子嗎 400 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,400 陳先生 一起吃包子 401 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,360 謝謝 謝謝 吃包子 402 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:58,840 我們繼續談吧 403 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,120 好啊 其實我們已經算是自己人了 404 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,880 如果你們有什麼要求 405 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,640 不要客氣儘管說出來 406 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,720 我們能有什麼要求呢 407 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,080 又不是賣女兒 408 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,480 不過話說回來 409 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,200 我們家鄉的禮節是非做不可的 410 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,920 那像正式找個媒人上門提親了 411 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:19,280 下聘禮的三牲禮餅 可是一樣也不能少 412 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,840 那是當然了 413 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,040 至於這個聘金呢 隨便吧 414 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,160 反正別讓我沒面子就行了 415 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,720 多少都無所謂 416 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,720 不過現在三五十萬也算不了什麼 417 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,680 至於酒席嘛 你也知道啊 418 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,680 我先生是個生意人 419 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,880 他交際廣 朋友多 420 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,360 隨便算算就得擺個四十桌 421 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,560 其實啊還少請了很多朋友 422 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,560 不過老實說如果你們不方便的話 423 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,960 我們就貼一點好了 是啊 424 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,320 這倒不用 425 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,000 現在請客 426 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,560 沒個五六十桌的怎麼像樣子呢 427 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,200 我給你們八十桌 428 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,320 免得二三十個人擠一桌 429 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,920 那就不好看了 430 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:09,880 陳太太 真沒想到你這麼通情達理 431 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,200 不過話又說回來了 432 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,200 今年是雙春兼潤月 433 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,680 據我所知呢 434 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,560 所有的飯店呢全都已經訂滿了 435 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,360 到時候如果真的找不到飯店 436 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,920 小玉的肚子大出來了 437 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,880 那就不好看了 是啊 是啊 438 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:34,800 你還哭 439 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,200 那麼大聲幹嘛 440 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,600 我的臉全給你丟光了 441 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,520 算了算了 他們又不是不結婚 442 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,040 早了兩個月嘛 443 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,480 早一點懷孕又有什麼關係 444 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,680 當然有關繫了 445 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,080 你為什麼不早點跟我說 446 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,480 我就不用去跟人家談了 447 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,800 現在要被那些長舌婦笑掉大牙了 448 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,120 你也是的 449 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,840 哪有人這樣開價 你搶錢啊 450 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:57,960 不這麼開怎麼開 451 00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,360 沒錢討什麼老婆啊 452 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,360 阿南他現在真的沒有錢 453 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,680 難道要他借高利貸啊 454 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,400 你這麼快就幫著人家說話了 455 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,520 這些錢你以為是我自己要的嗎 456 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,680 我為了為去還不全都是為了你呀 457 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,360 要不然我用得著扯下臉 458 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,760 跟人討價還價 459 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,480 長大了 會飛了 460 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,800 你心裏還有我這個老娘嗎 461 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,880 你等等 等等 等等 462 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,080 簡單的事情複雜化 463 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:29,720 不就結個婚嘛 464 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,480 你別哭了 你就快當媽媽了 465 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,320 還像小孩子一樣 466 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,160 阿南真的沒有錢嘛 467 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:45,920 你去跟阿南說 468 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:47,880 叫他量力而為 469 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,360 千萬別死撐啊 470 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,200 你媽那裏我會去和她說 471 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,320 真是開玩笑 472 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,120 獅子大開口 473 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,080 你媽實在太過分了 474 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:05,760 你這話什麼意思啊 475 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,080 為了你啊 我媽生我的氣哎 476 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,440 叫你不要跟你媽說我有了 477 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:11,880 還告訴大家 478 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:12,960 什麼意思嘛 479 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:14,680 我呀是想說出來 480 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,240 讓她老人家開心開心嘛 481 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,520 誰知道她會公開呢 482 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,040 現在我那些親戚朋友全都知道了 483 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,600 我叫我以後怎麼見人哪 484 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,280 有什麼見不得人的嘛 485 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:24,640 你大肚子 486 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:25,680 又不是私生子 487 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,040 你當然這樣子說了 488 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,360 現在怎麼辦呀 到底請不請客啊 489 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,840 怎麼請呀 小姐 四十桌哎 490 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,480 你當我中了六合彩啊 491 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:36,880 我中了六合彩沒關係 492 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,080 四百桌我也請 493 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,680 四十桌又怎麼樣 494 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,320 每桌配個四五百塊才不過二萬塊錢 495 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,720 節省一點不就夠了嘛 496 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,560 還有啊我媽說 497 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,000 聘金可以讓你分期付款 498 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:49,680 你還想怎麼樣啊 499 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,760 看看你 一提到錢你就冒冷汗 500 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,000 最好什麼都不用就這樣搬過來住 501 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,480 對了 你看了醫生沒有 502 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,640 我媽正在幫我找 503 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,800 先聲明啊 醫生一定要找好一點的 504 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,160 這可不能省啊 505 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:08,960 就顧著你兒子 506 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,000 我警告你啊 507 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,440 以後不要大聲和我說話 508 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:13,280 是 遵命 509 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,480 打個電話回公司說晚一點去吧 510 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:17,800 為什麼 511 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,880 你以為說結婚就結婚了 512 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:22,440 要去登記嘛 513 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,400 開玩笑 叫我跟你爸一起住 514 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:35,760 你少做夢了 515 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,800 這麼說不要管他了 516 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,640 這種事你自己考慮 517 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:40,560 要不他搬 518 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,520 要麼我們自己找地方住 519 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,720 如果他在家裏摔跤了怎麼辦 520 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:45,800 叫他跟你大哥一起住啊 521 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,520 我大哥的房子才十平 522 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,440 住了六個人 523 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,360 叫他睡哪裏呀 524 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:50,760 送他去養老院啊 525 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,360 又便宜 他又不是付不起 526 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:57,760 這種女人送給我我都不要 527 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,520 不要管人家那麼多事 528 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,440 你不會叫我搬到你家去住吧 529 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:07,920 那住哪裏呀 530 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,240 你答應過我結了婚搬出來住的 531 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,920 他泡你的時候 什麼都會答應的 532 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,200 人家的事關你屁事 閉上鳥嘴 533 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,000 我跟人家說話 關你屁事 534 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,080 再吵把你的鏈子還給我 535 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:19,040 你做夢 536 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,480 我以前是說過 537 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,240 不過他們年紀那麼大 538 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,600 真的很需要人照顧 539 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:26,760 那我爸跟我媽呢 540 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,560 他們就不需要人照顧啊 541 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:29,960 你搬到我家來住好了 542 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,040 那怎麼行呢 那不成入贅了嘛 543 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:34,800 你不要說那麼多了 544 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,400 是你自己答應人家的 545 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,520 搬到你家住 一點私人生活都沒有 546 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,320 又不方便 547 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:41,320 怎麼會不方便呢 548 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,440 當然不方便了上廁所都得穿褲子 549 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,960 你平常不穿褲子的 你個賤人 550 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:47,960 就是啊 551 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,440 我就愛不穿褲子到處跑 552 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:50,440 你管得著嘛你 553 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,360 還有啊很多人都是色狼 554 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,080 擔心內褲無緣無故失蹤 555 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:55,560 我已經丟了一打了 556 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,080 喂 你在說我老爸 557 00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,440 你管我說誰呀 558 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,040 打死你個臭婊子 559 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:02,120 你打我 560 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,720 別打了 別打了 離婚到隔壁啊 561 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:31,320 阿南 562 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,040 媽 563 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,480 酒席訂了沒有啊 564 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:34,480 正在訂了 565 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,320 現在飯店是旺季 566 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,320 你得乾淨訂才行呀 567 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:39,160 知道 568 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,320 我跟你爸爸已經商量好了 569 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,680 你們結了婚之後呢 570 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,400 就把大房間讓給你們住 571 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,160 有空啊去買個新床回來 572 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,400 用不著那麼麻煩了 573 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,040 有什麼麻煩不麻煩的 574 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,800 我已經替你想好了怎麼佈置房間了 575 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,480 你看看床擺在哪 576 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,880 記得留個位子放小床啊 對不對 577 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,680 原來你想搬出去住 578 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:18,440 是啊 579 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:24,920 媽 580 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:26,200 媽 581 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,440 你媽怎麼了 582 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:28,400 不知道啊 583 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:29,320 老婆 你怎麼了 584 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,520 我只說我想搬出去住 585 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:31,800 搬出去住 586 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:32,880 我辛辛苦苦 587 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,120 一把屎一把尿把你帶大 588 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,880 現在你說走就走 我怎麼辦哪 589 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,200 搬出去住 又不是什麼大事 590 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:40,720 你當然這麼說了 591 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,280 你個死老頭子 592 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,240 你幾時關心過你兒子啊 593 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,920 洗得乾乾淨淨的 餵得飽飽的 594 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,000 你才抱去玩玩 595 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,920 兒子的尿片子你都沒有換過 596 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,120 阿南 597 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,600 真沒有想到你這麼沒有良心 598 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,200 有了媳婦就不要娘了 599 00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:58,720 你也會說這種話呀 600 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,360 我以前跟你結婚 601 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,000 你不也一樣要我搬出去住 602 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,400 你什麼時候孝順過我父母了 603 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:06,760 孔夫子說過 604 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,240 己所不欲勿施於人 605 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:10,880 這就叫報應 606 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,360 當時不一樣啊 607 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:13,640 你一家二十五口 608 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,440 你讓我伺候誰呀 609 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:15,880 媽 610 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,640 他們是年輕人嘛 611 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,080 年輕人 有他們的小天地 612 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,000 硬逼著他們跟我們一起住 613 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:25,480 一點樂趣都沒有 614 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,920 什麼叫沒有樂趣啊 615 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,800 我又不是那麼難相處的人 616 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,920 他不方便嘛 617 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,120 你拿我來說吧 618 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,240 我喜歡穿著四角褲在家裏走來走去 619 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,400 如果小玉搬來 620 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,160 我連這點自由都沒有了 621 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,600 阿南 你說對不對 622 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:40,960 對啊 媽 623 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,600 我也只是想搬到附近而已 624 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,200 每天早上我叫小玉回來跟你請安 625 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,680 好了 好了 就這麼決定了 626 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:48,840 去吧 627 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:50,680 走啊 628 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,000 走啊 629 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,920 老婆 別哭了 630 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,240 他們搬出去 631 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,200 咱們不是更方便了 對不對 632 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,040 媽 吃飯了 媽 633 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,280 你別理她 634 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,320 她夜裏會自個起來弄泡飯吃的 635 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,000 有一套 老爸 636 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,400 你別開心了 637 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,560 養個家可不是那麼簡單的 638 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,720 柴米油鹽醬醋茶 639 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,880 可不是一筆小數目 你知道嗎 640 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,400 如果真的不夠錢用呢 641 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:24,640 別問你嘛 642 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:25,920 答對了 643 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,680 怎麼到現在還沒來啊 644 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,600 就是嘛 已經等了一刻鐘了 645 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,560 還要回去上班 646 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:36,680 你是陳先生吧 647 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:38,800 你是劉先生 對對對 648 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,040 叫我迷你劉就行了 649 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,120 房子就在樓上 650 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,720 跟我上去看看吧 來來來 651 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,880 來來來 請進來隨便參觀啊 652 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:51,800 怎麼這麼小啊 653 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,480 小 不小啊 654 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,520 還說不小 兩隻手都伸不直 655 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,600 不小了 在市中心二千八房租 656 00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,800 你到哪裏找呀 657 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,400 就一張沙發怎麼坐呀 658 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,880 現在這個世界流行迷你 659 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,840 汽車也小 音響也小 660 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,840 迷你裙又開始流行了 661 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:09,560 可是這裏 662 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,920 根本一點傢俱都放不下啊 663 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,320 放不下才好呢 664 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:13,680 放不下就少買一點 665 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:14,880 少買一點就多省點 666 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,240 多省點才能發大財嘛 667 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,960 先看看廚房好不好 668 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:20,280 看 669 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,280 這麼小 我怎麼煮飯啊 670 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,560 小 怎麼會呢 671 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:27,560 很夠了吧 672 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,160 還說不小 673 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,080 洗衣機 冰箱放在哪裏啊 674 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,080 冰箱 有 有 675 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,200 你們看看 冰箱全部包括在內 看看 676 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,560 你看全部入牆式組合櫃 677 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,040 還有電視得位置 音響的位置 678 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:45,920 應有盡有 679 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:46,760 還有 680 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,160 隱蔽式餐桌 681 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,160 享受羅曼蒂克的世界 682 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:57,960 你沒搞錯吧 683 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,120 蓮蓬對著馬桶 684 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,080 沒什麼問題啊 685 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:03,840 還說沒有 686 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,640 一洗澡馬桶不就全濕了 687 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,920 誰會一邊大便一邊洗澡呢 對不對 688 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,240 還有這種事啊 689 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,400 這張是四乘六的標準雙人床 690 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:18,520 有什麼不對 691 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:19,720 別開玩笑了 692 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,520 一進房就上床像棺材一樣 693 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:22,560 有沒有大一點的啊 694 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:23,760 你要大一點的 695 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,240 有 大多少點都有 696 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:27,680 你們兩位等一等 697 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,640 我馬上打電話回公司查一查 698 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:30,720 等我一下 699 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,080 大 大點就貴點 700 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,320 那有什麼辦法呢 701 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,560 你看這裏連張小床都擺不下 702 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:41,760 是啊 703 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,120 難道以後讓兒子睡窗台啊 704 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,720 這幾年我一定要拚命多賺一點錢 705 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,280 買個大點的房子 706 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,400 讓孩子們每個人都有自己的房間 707 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,800 先聲明 我只生一次哦 708 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,200 又不是生麻疹 生一次 709 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,520 那你想怎麼樣 一個還不夠啊 710 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,120 萬一生女兒怎麼辦 711 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,520 兒子女兒一樣好 712 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,000 我家也只有我一個女兒 713 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,240 不錯 714 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,200 不過兒子才像樣嘛 715 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,240 男人沒兒子像什麼樣子嘛 716 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,720 現在誰還有你這種思想 717 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,320 你以為生孩子很簡單 很痛啊 718 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,600 我知道 生孩子都這麼痛的 719 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:18,960 你又不會比別人痛 720 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,360 我又沒辦法幫你痛 721 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,600 我不是跟你開玩笑啊 722 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,600 如果生女兒我一定還要 723 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,440 你才開玩笑呢 724 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,840 如果每個都是女兒那我不慘了嘛 725 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,080 我不幹 如果你要生 726 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,080 你去跟別人生好了 727 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,480 這可是你說的啊 728 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,960 生太多肚皮會皺嘛 729 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,760 那有什麼關係啊 只有我看嘛 730 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:40,720 我懶得跟你說 731 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:45,680 早晚都會皺 732 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:46,680 又不是只有你會皺 733 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,120 有防皺霜嘛 734 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:55,960 小玉 735 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,080 什麼事情愁眉苦臉的 736 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,000 現在後悔還來得及啊 737 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,000 我們認識這麼多年來 738 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,440 從來沒有吵過架 739 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,480 這陣子見鬼了整天頂嘴 740 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,920 吵吵鬧鬧小事情嘛 741 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,440 你跟他吵什麼 742 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:15,880 還不是跟他家人一起住啊 743 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,200 生幾個孩子這種事了 744 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,400 吵 吵翻天也要吵啊 745 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,440 吵多了會傷感情的嘛 746 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,600 所以我說你笨啊 747 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,640 你跟他吵是堅持自己的立場 748 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,600 是對付男人的一種戰術 749 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:28,640 你想想 750 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,600 你這輩子有多少東西是吵回來的 751 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:31,680 那些男人 752 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,800 你叫他去看電影他說想睡覺 753 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,440 你叫他去吃飯他又說累 754 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:36,800 除了上床做愛 755 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,040 什麼都是吊兒郎當的 756 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:39,680 如果你不跟他吵 757 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,680 你永遠也達不到自己的目的 758 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,560 就是你吵得太多了 759 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,200 男人都被你嚇跑了 760 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,160 以前的那些我才懶得要呢 761 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,680 其實男人都很賤 762 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,880 追你的時候對你可好了 763 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,920 出去吃飯又拉椅子又開門的 764 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,400 住在阿里鄉下都會送你到門口 765 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,400 那些王八蛋一到手馬上就變了 766 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,760 變天都沒他那麼快 767 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,640 吐痰了 摳鼻孔 768 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,520 小便不關門 原形畢露 769 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:09,720 是不是讓人心涼啊 770 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:10,920 涼你個頭啊 771 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,440 你還不是一個接一個的 772 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,720 要不怎麼辦呢 沒轍嘛 773 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,840 看看緣份什麼時候來吧 774 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,240 你那麼開朗 775 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:21,480 有的是男人喜歡你 776 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,040 你啊別老是那麼天真 777 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:27,600 男人這種生物 778 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,360 你是不可以對他太好了 779 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,040 千萬別什麼都答應他 780 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:32,760 他十個要求呢 781 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,160 你九個都說不行 782 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,160 第十個才答應他 783 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,360 他就會開心得要命 784 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,800 你什麼都順著他 785 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,360 他就會覺得什麼都應該的 786 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:41,560 我不騙你 787 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,000 你一定要堅持啊 788 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:51,680 哇 789 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,320 怎麼什麼都上萬啊 790 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,760 我們公司出了一系列組合 791 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,360 結婚禮服 晚禮服 拍照全都包括 792 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,120 價錢有二千 四千 793 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,360 一萬二 二萬四 隨個人的意思 794 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:04,440 那麼 795 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,840 那試試二千好了 試二千吧 796 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:08,560 好的 797 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,040 這件吧 798 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,200 這件比較新一點 799 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,240 對呀 800 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,000 看起來很不錯 801 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:23,960 可以洗洗嘛 802 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,000 漂白水漂一漂就行了 803 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,400 先試試 試試嘛 804 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:30,440 幫她試一試 805 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:49,560 你好 806 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:02,840 這裏墊高一點會更好看 807 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:19,880 這二千塊錢是訂金 808 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,520 謝謝 麻煩坐一坐 809 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:22,600 我開張收據給你 810 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,360 我當然想穿得漂亮一點 811 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:31,000 誰聽過結婚禮服生銹的哦 812 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,240 其實也不一定要穿嘛 813 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,720 結婚不穿結婚禮服怎麼行啊 814 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,520 結婚沒老公才不行 815 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,120 你是嫁給我的 816 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,520 又不是嫁給結婚禮服的 817 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,640 我一輩子就等那一天當一次女主角 818 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:48,520 我這麼一點點願望 819 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:49,520 你都不肯幫我實現 820 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:51,080 話是不錯 821 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,440 你不要再說了 反正我一定要 822 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:54,960 我一定要 好 好 我一定要 好 好 823 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,200 怎麼樣 皮旦兄 824 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:04,520 有什麼要我幫忙的 825 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,760 是這樣的 我朋友就要結婚了 826 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,800 想跟你借八萬塊周轉一下 827 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,400 皮旦兄 別介意我這樣問你 828 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,280 你的朋友靠不靠得住 829 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:21,200 靠得住 你看他長相 830 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,760 忠厚老實 沒問題 831 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,640 我做他的保證人 832 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:27,960 好 好 833 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,760 沖在你的面子我才借錢給他的 834 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,520 謝謝 謝謝成哥 謝謝啊 835 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,840 米奇 幫陳先生影印一份身份證 836 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,320 來了 我們喝一杯 837 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:42,160 大白天得喝什麼酒啊 不喝 838 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,520 來 吃水果 別客氣 吃橘子 謝謝 839 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:48,800 我拿水果刀給你們 840 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:54,520 你們這些兔崽子 841 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,040 我告訴你們別把這些玩意 842 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:57,120 放在我櫃子裏面嘛 843 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:57,960 誰放的 844 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,240 對不起 老大 845 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,520 陳先生 請到這邊來辦個手續吧 846 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,280 對不起啊 847 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:15,760 糟了 848 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:19,440 擔什麼心嘛 才25分利 849 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:20,440 很快就付完了 850 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,760 不知道多久才能脫身 851 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,360 你別想脫身了 852 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,280 你兒子你得供他到二十一歲 853 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,080 你老婆你得養她一輩子 854 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:31,840 我願意啊 855 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,360 養老婆孩子是給自己的 856 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:35,640 比你養舞女好得多 857 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,120 一樓走樓梯吧 858 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,560 陳先生 今年是雙春兼潤月 859 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,440 全香港的飯店都爆滿 860 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,240 要不是看在皮旦哥兄 861 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:53,720 在這結了兩次婚的份上 862 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:54,920 真騰不出地方 863 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:56,640 那天是不是好日子啊 864 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,200 我幫你查過了 865 00:39:59,040 --> 00:39:59,960 這黃歷上寫著 866 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:01,680 宜嫁娶啊 867 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,600 可是比註冊早一天 868 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:06,360 這有什麼關係 869 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:07,880 很多人都是請完了客 870 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,000 才去補結婚證的 871 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,320 是啊 是啊 872 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:12,920 太潦草了 看不懂 873 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,680 麻煩你給我解釋一下 874 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,520 這第一道菜是金龍臥獻 875 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,080 就是一整只乳豬 876 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,640 不像那些腰子啊 海蜇皮啊 877 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,480 雜七雜八的 大雜燴一樣 878 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,360 然後就是銀龍吐珠 鳳凰展翅 879 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,880 也就是象拔蚌炒西蘭花 880 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,640 鵪鶉蛋鑲邊 881 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,280 還有這個北菇海參炆鵝掌 882 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,560 讓客人們先墊墊底 對不對啊 883 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,840 接著就是僊鶴神胗 884 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,400 這道菜是我們飯店最拿手的 885 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,120 迷你佛跳牆 886 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,120 想起來都流口水 887 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:53,320 喝完湯之後 888 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:55,600 我們立刻上紅燒鮑魚 889 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,120 我提議最少要用三個頭的 890 00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:58,960 什麼意思啊 891 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,880 三個頭就是一斤三隻 892 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:03,720 一定很貴吧 893 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:04,680 不貴 894 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:07,560 我們飯店在菲律賓自設漁場 895 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,080 現抓現吃 896 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:10,200 你知道 897 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:12,800 有漁場的飯店是不會騙人的 898 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,360 接下去就是黃金萬兩 899 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:18,880 也就是魚翅 900 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:19,960 給你看個樣本 901 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,000 天九翅多漂亮 902 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:24,560 特別留給你的 903 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:26,480 免得用細細的翅 904 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,520 像油豆腐粉絲一樣不體面 905 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,920 給你看看鮑魚的樣本 906 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:34,040 鮑魚 907 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:38,840 這種材料很貴啊 908 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,240 沒關繫了 免得岳母大人挑剔 909 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,920 喜歡吃什麼甜品啊 910 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,200 我喜歡紅豆湯 911 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,800 這紅豆湯多小家子氣 912 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,360 來個銀耳燉燕窩 又好吃又補身 913 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:51,960 也好 914 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,800 我媽喜歡吃燕窩 915 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,560 幫我算算多少錢 916 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:56,520 很便宜 917 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:58,400 我給你打個七五折 918 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:03,560 八千八 919 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,560 哇塞 920 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,000 八千八 921 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,880 有沒有 有沒有便宜一點的呀 922 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:11,880 我的朋友多很熟 923 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,120 用不著吃的那麼好 924 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,760 大家湊湊熱鬧嘛 925 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,480 有什麼麻婆豆腐什麼的就行了 926 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,880 老朋友了 寫一張便宜點的 927 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:24,680 是啊 928 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,200 給我 929 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,840 二呆 你過來 給他們寫菜 930 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,520 兩位喜歡吃什麼 931 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:35,360 今晚的菜經濟實惠 932 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,280 親家 今天下午我們送聘禮 933 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:42,920 如果有什麼遺漏呢 934 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:44,400 可千萬不要見怪 935 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,240 因為我們以前也沒有做過 936 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,120 大家都是自己人 還客氣什麼 937 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,120 老婆 我們來敬親家一杯吧 938 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,880 不敢當 不敢當 不敢當 939 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,000 這次我們阿南先斬後奏 940 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:57,120 都怪我們教子無方 941 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,920 應該我們向你們敬酒賠不是才對 942 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,000 罰酒 罰酒 沒什麼 943 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:03,800 現在二十一世紀 944 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:07,000 都是這個樣 是啊 阿南 945 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,200 點菜了沒有 946 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,120 點好了 請客那邊的 947 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,360 媽說要請岳母大人嘗嘗 948 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:13,920 看看合不合她老人家胃口 949 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:15,760 這怎麼好意思啊 950 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,800 老婆 你看親家多周到 951 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:19,600 應該的 應該的 952 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,400 阿南 叫他們上菜吧 好 953 00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:23,040 經理啊 上菜了 954 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:23,720 知道了 955 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:35,920 第一道菜 金銀四寶 956 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,200 好兆頭 是呀 957 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:41,960 兆頭是不錯啊 958 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:51,800 把布拿開 959 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:11,280 這塊不要了 960 00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:20,400 拿走 961 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:22,200 吃吧 962 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:39,880 請問誰要飯啊 963 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,120 這是什麼菜呀 964 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,640 這道菜是豆腐豆芽炒豆乾 965 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,240 也就是三代同堂 966 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,520 你說什麼 搞什麼飛機呀 967 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,080 我嫁個女兒連只乳豬都沒有啊 968 00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:57,920 媽 969 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,320 是這樣的 我們家的親戚朋友 970 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,000 吃不到這種菜不開心 971 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:04,640 不開心 972 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,840 這種炸豆腐 炸辣椒 973 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,880 到路邊的小攤子吃就行了 974 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,120 這種菜怎麼能拿上桌子見人呢 975 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:12,960 你們神經病啊 976 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,640 這根本就是謝師宴 977 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,920 太太 您真有眼光 978 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,120 這確實是謝師宴 979 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,320 每桌八百八十八 980 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:22,680 你們這什麼意思 981 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,440 雖然現在已經生米煮成熟飯 982 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,240 也不能這樣對待我的女兒 983 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,080 什麼咸鴨蛋蒸肉餅 984 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,800 豆腐乳炒空心菜 梅乾菜扣肉 985 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,360 你是不是拿我女兒是梅乾菜呀 986 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,560 有話好好說嘛 你別生這麼大氣啊 987 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,120 小孩子不懂事 988 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:39,680 如果嫌菜不好 989 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:42,720 再弄 再弄 你捉弄的我還不夠啊 990 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,360 這種謝師宴你們自個留著慢慢吃吧 991 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,440 媽 伯母 992 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,040 你別怪阿南啊 993 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,280 是我叫他節省一點的 媽 994 00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,520 小玉 原來全是你出的主意啊 995 00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,000 本來你這麼節儉呢我也很高興的 996 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,480 雖然我們不是什麼大戶人家 997 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,360 可是我們的親戚朋友們 998 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,280 個個都是有頭有臉的 999 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:07,800 你點出這種菜 1000 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:09,120 叫我怎麼給人家吃啊 1001 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:10,600 我可不管 1002 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,480 你自己去跟你媽解釋去 1003 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:13,720 假如被人家知道了 1004 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,640 還以為我們家真的這麼寒酸呢 1005 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:16,920 不要再吵了 1006 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:17,760 我們走 1007 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:34,920 小玉 你不要碰我 1008 00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,320 對不起 害你被我媽罵 1009 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,720 其實弄這麼大場面 1010 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:19,560 幾萬塊錢是不夠用 1011 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,360 乾脆我跟媽說我們旅行結婚算了 1012 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,800 傻瓜 你媽就你一個女兒 1013 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:27,080 如果不請客 1014 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:28,280 我看她會怨一輩子 1015 00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,680 那我不穿結婚禮服了 省一點 1016 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,360 那怎麼行呢 1017 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,080 你已經大著肚子嫁給我了 1018 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,440 怎麼可以再委屈你呢 1019 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,000 我算過這筆帳的 1020 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,040 如果沒有意外的話 1021 00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:46,560 我還可以賺錢 1022 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,120 真的 1023 00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:50,800 三百零五塊 1024 00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,520 三百零五塊有什麼用啊 1025 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,320 植物園一天游 1026 00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,320 就當我們蜜月旅行了 1027 00:47:58,880 --> 00:47:59,760 這麼可憐啊 1028 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:02,720 只要我們開心就好了 1029 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:04,840 別再生我的氣了 1030 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:15,160 擺平了吧 1031 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,760 現在這筆帳剛剛好 1032 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,160 那酒席的錢呢不用給了 1033 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:22,880 船到橋頭自然直 1034 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:24,200 這不行啊 1035 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:26,520 現在是沒問題了 1036 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:28,880 可是財務公司那筆錢呢 1037 00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:29,920 每個月還要還的 1038 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,040 發薪金的時候小玉問我 1039 00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:33,040 那不就穿幫了嘛 1040 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,080 幫我想想辦法 1041 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,200 看看怎麼辦 1042 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,080 很難想哎 1043 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,680 你看這些貨是最好的了 1044 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,320 連當鋪都看不出來 1045 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,120 喂 有點點的 1046 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,160 現在的人做假鑽石故意弄點瑕疵 1047 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:52,520 這樣才像真的嘛 1048 00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:56,920 很好很好 1049 00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:58,440 給我來一個八萬塊的 1050 00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:00,240 你瘋了你 1051 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:01,600 才幾百塊嘛 1052 00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:03,320 謝謝 好 1053 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:06,840 我看不大好哎 1054 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:08,040 怕什麼 1055 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,360 我騙過好幾個女孩子 1056 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:11,600 從沒失過手 1057 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,320 只是中國城的蘇絲爛賭 1058 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,640 賭輸了 拿去當 才穿幫 1059 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,200 再說 你老婆絕對不可能 1060 00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:20,480 把訂情信物賣掉 1061 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:22,480 不用考慮了 1062 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:23,840 你想想 1063 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,640 當小玉知道你在這麼艱難的時候 1064 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,800 還會去財務公司借錢 1065 00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,280 買鑽石戒指 1066 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:32,880 她不感動死才怪呢 1067 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:34,840 鑽石戒指呀 1068 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,520 你讓她在同事面前神氣一下也好啊 1069 00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:39,120 這不叫騙 1070 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,680 這叫美麗的謊言 1071 00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:43,360 等你賺了大錢 1072 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,720 再買個真的 把它換過來嘛 1073 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:22,600 你說有了 1074 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:26,040 怎麼現在又來了 真是滑稽 1075 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:27,840 那就不是大肚子了 1076 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,520 槽了 阿南想兒子想瘋了 1077 00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,120 他媽也想抱孫子 1078 00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:34,880 真不知道怎麼樣跟他們說 1079 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,080 算了 我還是打個電話告訴他們吧 1080 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:40,120 等等 1081 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:41,840 我有話要問你 1082 00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:43,880 你是不是因為大肚子 1083 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,000 所以才嫁給阿南的 1084 00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:46,240 不是 1085 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,320 那你就是真心真意的愛阿南了 1086 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,520 那你絕對不能告訴他 1087 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:52,360 為什麼 1088 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:54,400 你還有幾天就要結婚了 1089 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,000 何必在這個緊要關頭節外生枝呢 1090 00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:58,960 你怎麼知道阿南發現了以後 1091 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:00,240 會不會生氣呢 1092 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:01,760 還有啊 1093 00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:03,960 他媽很可能會翻臉 1094 00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,480 那不成了騙婚了嘛 1095 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:08,040 我不想騙阿南 1096 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,480 這不叫做騙人 1097 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,680 這叫做善良的欺騙 1098 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:14,480 媽教你是不會錯的 1099 00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:15,960 等你結了婚 1100 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,280 生米煮成熟飯之後再說吧 1101 00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:34,360 我把東西放到房裏去啊 1102 00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:48,640 在公司樓下買的 1103 00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:50,040 是嗎 1104 00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:51,480 好可愛啊 1105 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:52,200 是呀 1106 00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:07,440 老公 1107 00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,040 我買了一樣東西送你 1108 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:11,520 買東西送我 1109 00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,240 好漂亮啊 跟真的一樣 1110 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,520 你也知道哪裏可以買到假貨啊 1111 00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,000 什麼假貨 是真的 1112 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:26,200 那不是很貴嘛 1113 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:28,680 我有個朋友幫我從代理拿的 1114 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:29,560 便宜很多 1115 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:32,840 你的表已經戴了好幾年了 1116 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,040 所以買一個新的給你 1117 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:36,280 你對我這麼好 1118 00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:37,520 不知道怎麼報答你 1119 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,360 別說種肉麻的話了 1120 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:41,600 趕快收拾吧 1121 00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:54,040 老婆 1122 00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:56,320 我也買了一樣東西送給你 1123 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,480 真的 什麼啊 1124 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:00,400 你先把眼睛閉起來 1125 00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:02,000 幹嗎那麼神秘嘛 1126 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:02,800 快閉上吧 1127 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:07,680 好了沒有啊 1128 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:11,160 你看看 1129 00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:19,560 戒指多少錢哪 1130 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:21,680 八萬多塊 1131 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:24,680 你哪來那麼多錢啊 1132 00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:26,280 我跟財務公司借的 1133 00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,000 你借錢買戒指給我 1134 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:31,440 這有什麼呢 1135 00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,080 一個月才付三千多塊 1136 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:35,600 結婚沒鑽戒像什麼樣子嘛 1137 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:37,920 大不了我辛苦一點 1138 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,040 多兼幾份差 1139 00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:40,680 我考慮過了 1140 00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,400 我想收工以後去工地打個散工 1141 00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:46,960 雖然危險一點 1142 00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:48,600 可是工錢很高 1143 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,840 你放心吧 我會很小心的 1144 00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:55,640 怎麼了 1145 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,200 怕我沒時間陪你啊 1146 00:53:58,280 --> 00:53:58,840 沒關係 1147 00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,040 做到你快生的時候我就不做了 1148 00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:03,680 在家裏好好陪你 1149 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,200 我沒有想到你對我這麼好 1150 00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:11,720 我一直對你這麼好 1151 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:17,720 我現在要跟你一起 1152 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,240 進入人生的重要的階段 1153 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:21,840 如果不坦承相對 1154 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:24,080 怎麼可以面對 1155 00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:25,680 將來的困難跟挑戰呢 1156 00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:31,600 我真的不應該這樣子的 1157 00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:34,400 本來有件事情我要騙你的 1158 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:36,120 可是我現在決定要告訴你 1159 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,120 你發誓別生氣哦 1160 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,960 你不會告訴我你已經有老公了吧 1161 00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:44,040 我姑媽來了 1162 00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:45,520 那你快點請她進來坐呀 1163 00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:48,520 我那個東西來了 1164 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:49,720 你流產了 1165 00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,440 不是 1166 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:52,680 我也不知道為什麼 1167 00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:54,760 昨天無緣無故又來了 1168 00:54:59,080 --> 00:54:59,840 那我兒子呢 1169 00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:01,120 我兒子沒事吧 1170 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:04,400 你別這樣子了 1171 00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:05,920 我心裏也很難過 1172 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,000 其實現在不是更好嘛 1173 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:13,600 我們可以先享受二人世界 1174 00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,000 生活負擔也不會那麼重了 1175 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,560 兒子可以晚一點生啊 1176 00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:18,320 晚點生 1177 00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,840 我媽連奶瓶 尿布 小孩床 1178 00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:21,840 全都買齊了 1179 00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:23,080 現在忽然間兒子不見了 1180 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:24,040 你叫我怎麼跟她說 1181 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:26,480 我怎麼知道嘛 1182 00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:28,080 下水道也會塞住的 1183 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,600 塞住 你是不是發燒啊 1184 00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:31,960 什麼事沒有就通了 1185 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:33,640 這麼重要的事你不查清楚嗎 1186 00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:35,360 你跟我吼什麼吼啊 1187 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,400 人家一向很準時的嘛 1188 00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:38,560 從來沒有晚來過 1189 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:39,880 難道我騙你啊 1190 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,520 怪不得你那麼好了 買手錶給我 1191 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:43,920 原來你作賊心虛 1192 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:45,160 什麼作賊心虛啊 1193 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:46,160 我做錯什麼了 1194 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:47,560 好吧 1195 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,360 你剛剛說得沒錯 1196 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:51,440 兩個人一定要坦誠相對 1197 00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,560 要不然怎麼面對將來的困難和挑戰 1198 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:56,440 我也有件事情要告訴你 1199 00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:59,200 你手上的戒指 1200 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:00,720 是假的 1201 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,160 我用我們存的幾萬塊錢 1202 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:05,520 來買股票 全都賠光了 1203 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,480 我就找高利貸借筆錢回來填上 1204 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:08,480 免得被你罵 1205 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,480 沒想到這種事你也做得出來 1206 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,040 我現在跟你坦誠相對 1207 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:12,960 不許吵架 1208 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,680 我們發過誓不用那筆錢的 1209 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:16,480 你竟然拿去炒股票 1210 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,720 我是想多賺點錢結婚嘛 1211 00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:22,520 你叫我以後怎麼相信你啊 1212 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,440 說不定你把家用拿去炒金 1213 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:25,360 怎麼 1214 00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:26,880 我賠光了你才這麼說嘛 1215 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,320 如果賺的話 你就會說 1216 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,440 老公 你好了不起 1217 00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,600 本來這只戒指代表了你對我的愛 1218 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,720 現在證明你對我是假的 1219 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,960 才沒這種事呢 你少強詞奪理啊 1220 00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:40,360 假如你真的愛我 1221 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,320 我隨便拿個打火機的火石給你 1222 00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:43,480 你也會高興的不得了 1223 00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,600 我騙你啊 是不希望你生氣 1224 00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:46,920 我是一番好意啊 1225 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:49,720 總比你用什麼大肚子 1226 00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:50,080 來逼我結婚的好 1227 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:51,040 你說什麼 1228 00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:51,800 難道不是嗎 1229 00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,120 如果不是為了你說你有了 1230 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,920 就不用弄得一團糟了 1231 00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,320 又要找房子 又賣車的 1232 00:56:58,680 --> 00:56:59,920 搞得我一屁股債 1233 00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,880 原來你真的為我肚子才跟我結婚 1234 00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,280 你根本就不想娶我 1235 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,000 怎麼可以這麼說呢 1236 00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:11,080 本來就是這樣嘛 1237 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:13,640 你哭什麼你呀 1238 00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,400 讓人家聽到了還以為是我不對呢 1239 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,440 我哭不出來 能哭的話我早哭了 1240 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:30,320 你學我哭 1241 00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:32,680 你哭啊你 1242 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:34,400 你哭啊 1243 00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,240 喂 夠了你還砸 1244 00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:41,360 這全是用錢買的 1245 00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,200 錢錢錢 什麼都是錢 1246 00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:46,200 那麼難為你 1247 00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:47,520 我們不要結好了 1248 00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,880 什麼 帖子發了 酒席訂了 1249 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:50,640 你說不結 1250 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:51,840 你以為你說了算啊 1251 00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:54,320 我幫你通知你朋友嘛 1252 00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:55,560 你通知我朋友 1253 00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:57,680 這種事你丟得起臉 我丟不起臉 1254 00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,080 那我以後還要見人嘛 1255 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:01,320 你為了面子嘛 1256 00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:03,080 我幫你演完這場戲 1257 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:04,280 後天不去公正 1258 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,840 好 你愛怎麼樣就怎麼樣 1259 00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:08,880 不結就不結 1260 00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:31,000 吃水果 別客氣 1261 00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:58,480 老闆 一罐啤酒 1262 00:58:59,000 --> 00:58:59,480 好的 1263 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:14,800 我來聽 1264 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:18,800 喂 1265 00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:23,440 你玩得很開心嘛 1266 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:28,880 說話吧 為什麼不說話 1267 00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:31,160 說什麼 1268 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:32,880 不用打電話給我了 1269 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:35,160 難道你不會打來嗎 1270 00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:38,120 怎麼樣 1271 00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:40,400 什麼怎麼樣 1272 00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:42,520 沒話說了 1273 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:44,160 什麼啊 1274 00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:45,200 什麼什麼啊 1275 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:46,800 什麼什麼什麼啊 1276 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,400 算了 沒話說掛上吧 1277 00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:51,040 掛就掛嘛 1278 01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,560 我們最好的朋友是誰 1279 01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:16,800 阿南 1280 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,080 我們最蠢的朋友是誰 1281 01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:20,240 阿南 1282 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:23,040 是誰 明天要身入苦海 1283 01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,480 阿南 1284 01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:27,480 你以後沒得混了 1285 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,160 所以今天特地舉行個派對玩個夠 1286 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:32,760 我今天要把他灌醉 1287 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:38,440 怎麼 太感動了 1288 01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:40,000 我 1289 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:43,360 我是沒想到我最需要朋友的時候 1290 01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:44,920 你們全在我身邊 1291 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:46,720 謝謝 1292 01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:48,920 謝謝 1293 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,320 謝謝 1294 01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:52,880 謝謝 1295 01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:54,720 謝謝 1296 01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:58,560 爸 你在這幹嗎 1297 01:00:58,920 --> 01:00:59,680 我在這幹嗎 1298 01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,280 你媽在家打麻將 我過來看看你嘛 1299 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:04,760 說那麼多廢話幹什麼 喝吧 1300 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:05,800 喝 1301 01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,520 一梳梳到底 1302 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,960 二梳白髮齊眉 1303 01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:13,480 三梳子孫滿堂 1304 01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:16,200 在家旺父旺母 1305 01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,240 出嫁旺夫益子 1306 01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:21,760 好 紅包啊 1307 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,040 張媽媽 給紅包了 1308 01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:33,000 張媽媽 你替小玉梳完了頭 1309 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:35,040 還要給她上一課才行啊 1310 01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:37,400 以前當媽的 1311 01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:38,840 在女兒洞房之前呢 1312 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,920 就要教她要怎麼樣怎麼樣 1313 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,520 現在可變了要你們給我上一課了 1314 01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,400 一句話 我來教 1315 01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,400 你們千萬別把張媽媽給教壞了 1316 01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:50,280 別開玩笑了 1317 01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:52,360 別說那麼多了 出去吃宵夜 1318 01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:53,320 明天還要早點起來呢 1319 01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:00,400 怎麼喝啊 1320 01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:17,960 罩不住了 1321 01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,640 怎麼 發什麼愣呀 1322 01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:24,400 沒事 1323 01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:29,360 很久沒有跟年輕人一塊瘋了 1324 01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:30,640 阿南 1325 01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:33,760 你還記不記得你初三那年 1326 01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:35,920 我費了多大功夫 1327 01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:37,840 才求你媽給你開個派對 1328 01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:42,880 你可千萬不能跟你媽說 1329 01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:44,520 我喝了一瓶白蘭地 1330 01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:45,600 不然我就慘了 1331 01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:48,480 老爸 你的舞跳得真好 1332 01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:52,560 差遠了 我年輕的時候那更好啊 1333 01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:54,800 我每天去六國飯店 1334 01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:56,680 還有東方舞廳跳茶舞 1335 01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,680 那個時候我可神氣了 1336 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:01,400 女孩子看見我就像看見蜜糖一樣 1337 01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:02,880 一窩蜂的撲過來啊 1338 01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:03,880 你那麼威風 1339 01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:05,600 你說哪一方面 1340 01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:07,120 你有沒有出去鬼混 1341 01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:08,440 什麼 沒有 1342 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:10,040 我才不信呢 1343 01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:12,520 三十多年來一次也沒有過 1344 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,000 你昨天有沒有看電視長片 1345 01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:16,840 看了 1346 01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:19,200 那個女主角問她老公 1347 01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:20,880 你有沒有出去鬼混 1348 01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:22,040 他怎樣回答的 1349 01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:24,800 不記得了 1350 01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:27,840 沒有啊 沒有啊 1351 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,800 你可千萬不要冤枉我 1352 01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:32,080 我真的沒有 1353 01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:33,520 打死你也要說沒有 1354 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000 可是有些女孩子啊她會哄你 1355 01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:39,760 你出去鬼混 我並不怪你 1356 01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:42,400 我這個人最恨別人騙我 1357 01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:44,240 你老老實實的跟我說 1358 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,040 我一定不會怪你的 1359 01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:47,600 那完了 那你就死定了 1360 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,080 如果你承認了 就大禍臨頭了 1361 01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:54,360 就算你摟著女人在床上被她看到 1362 01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:57,720 你也要死說 沒有 我還沒有 1363 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:01,880 我一時大意 1364 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:03,680 受了一次教訓 1365 01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:05,920 三十年都翻不了身 1366 01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,240 怪不得你那麼怕媽呢 1367 01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:11,880 我不是怕她 她天生的牛脾氣 1368 01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:13,840 我何必跟她吵呢 1369 01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:15,440 她一句 我一句 1370 01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:18,000 怎麼能維持這三十幾年的感情呢 1371 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:20,280 可是有的時候明明是媽不對 1372 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:21,240 你也不反抗 1373 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:21,960 反抗 1374 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:23,440 又不是仇人 1375 01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:25,360 吵架最壞事了 1376 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:26,800 俗語說的好 1377 01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:28,600 床頭打架床尾和 1378 01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,360 又不打算跟她分手 吵架幹什麼 1379 01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:33,200 吵多了感情也就完了 1380 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,800 如果打情罵俏啊那倒無所謂了 1381 01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:39,360 哎呀 我恨死你了 1382 01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:41,920 這些絕無問題 1383 01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:44,200 如果你一時衝動的說 幹嗎 1384 01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:45,640 離婚啊 1385 01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:46,680 分手啊 1386 01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,440 這種話一說出來要是被她聽到啊 1387 01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:51,120 她一輩子都忘不了 1388 01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:52,600 你想收都收不回去了 1389 01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:55,600 兒子 相信我 1390 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,680 老爸不會帶你走黑路的 1391 01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:59,080 這就是學問啊 1392 01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:02,640 不早了 1393 01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:04,320 我先過去了 1394 01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:06,920 大概你媽來找我來了 1395 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:11,680 你好 1396 01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:14,160 阿南 1397 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:15,160 成哥 1398 01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:16,360 阿南 這位是 1399 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:20,320 我叫阿成 你一定是伯父了 是 1400 01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:22,200 這東西送給你的 1401 01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:22,880 謝謝 1402 01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:25,440 請進來坐 進來坐 好 好 1403 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,680 阿南 你招呼客人 我回去了 1404 01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,360 再見 伯父 1405 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,160 有空我會去拜訪你的 1406 01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:33,480 慢慢走 1407 01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:35,160 慢慢走 1408 01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,160 成哥 什麼事啊 1409 01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:41,440 裏面說 裏面說 1410 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:45,720 麻煩大了 1411 01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:46,640 什麼事啊 1412 01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:48,760 我大哥跑路了 1413 01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:50,120 你大哥跑路了 1414 01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:51,040 是呀 1415 01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:52,640 你還有大哥 1416 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:54,120 那他樣子不是更恐怖嘛 1417 01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:56,440 阿南 我不是跟你開玩笑 1418 01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,000 我大哥闖了大禍 1419 01:05:58,400 --> 01:05:59,560 公司也被警察封了 1420 01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:01,720 那怎麼辦 1421 01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:03,560 我真不好意思麻煩你 1422 01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:05,680 不過需要錢跑路 沒辦法 1423 01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:06,680 阿南 1424 01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:08,680 幫幫忙 把錢還給我吧 1425 01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:09,800 還錢 還錢 1426 01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:11,520 我知道是我不對 1427 01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:12,600 這樣吧 1428 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:13,840 利息我不要了 1429 01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:15,720 那八萬塊我打七折好了 1430 01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:17,440 幫幫忙 1431 01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:18,920 那些錢我花光了 1432 01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:21,600 好啊 兄弟有難都不幫忙 1433 01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:24,720 不是 我不是不想幫你 1434 01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:26,480 只是我真的花光了 1435 01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:27,880 明天飯店結賬的錢 1436 01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:29,960 還得靠明天的禮錢呢 就是啊 1437 01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:32,680 你不怕洗廁所啊 1438 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,040 對不起啊 我真幫不了你 幫不了你 1439 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,080 這樣吧 有什麼手錶 戒指 1440 01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:41,800 借給我 幫幫忙嘛 1441 01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:43,160 沒有啊 1442 01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:45,000 我手上的表都是假的 1443 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,480 完蛋了 1444 01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,800 大哥 過來 1445 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:54,120 對吧 對 1446 01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:55,560 這樣吧 1447 01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:56,880 明天我們到飯店去找你們 1448 01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:58,280 先把禮金給我好了 1449 01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:00,560 那怎麼行啊 1450 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:01,840 為什麼不行啊 1451 01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:03,560 小聲一點 1452 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:04,480 怕什麼 1453 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:06,360 兄弟很多 1454 01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:12,120 就這麼決定了 1455 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:13,280 阿南 皮旦 1456 01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:14,480 不見不散啊 1457 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:16,600 明天我們到飯店找你啊 再見 1458 01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:17,720 成哥 成哥 1459 01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:18,560 成哥 1460 01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:19,640 成哥 1461 01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:27,240 這怎麼辦哪 1462 01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:32,040 沒事 別想那麼多了 明天再說吧 1463 01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:33,400 睡覺 睡覺 1464 01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:21,720 別客氣 隨便啊 自己招呼自己 1465 01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:22,920 別客氣啊 1466 01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:29,640 時辰快過了 怎麼還不來呢 1467 01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:31,160 他們來了 1468 01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:38,360 到了 到了 到了 1469 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:41,480 別急 別急 你先等著 我們先上 1470 01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:45,720 讓我來 1471 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:51,080 姐姐 你好 1472 01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:52,880 乖 小弟弟別礙事 1473 01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:54,760 找個能作主的出來 1474 01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:56,240 我能作主的 1475 01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:58,640 我能作主的 你跟我說好了 1476 01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:00,320 有一個你一定喜歡 1477 01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:02,640 讓一讓 讓一讓 1478 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:03,960 能作主的來了 1479 01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:11,760 假如我沒有猜錯 1480 01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:13,640 你一定是阿梅 1481 01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:16,720 你好 你一定是皮旦 1482 01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:18,720 你怎麼也知道我的名字 1483 01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:21,480 全世界都知道你是個臭嘴巴 1484 01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:25,120 口才好 口才好 1485 01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:29,960 請問阿梅小姐你幾歲啊 1486 01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:31,240 你想知道嘛 1487 01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:34,400 別鬧了 給你三百塊 快點開門 1488 01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:37,120 三百塊 你太小看我們了吧 1489 01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:38,640 關門 馬上關門 1490 01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:43,080 開門哪 我們一定要 把她們整哭為止 1491 01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:45,040 時間已經到了 來不及了 1492 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:47,680 怎麼樣啊 1493 01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:49,760 別鬧了 時辰過了我媽會罵 1494 01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:51,600 到底要多少錢 你開口 1495 01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:54,520 九千九百九十九 1496 01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:56,440 你搶錢呢 就是啊 1497 01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:59,680 我們又不著急你考慮清楚再來嘛 1498 01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:06,000 開門 不開門我翻臉了 開門 1499 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:07,520 走 1500 01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:09,240 不開門我們走了 1501 01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:09,960 阿南 1502 01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:18,080 阿南 阿南 你真的要走啊 1503 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:19,040 那怎麼辦呢 1504 01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:20,760 已經沒錢了 她們還敲詐 1505 01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:23,120 接新娘這是廣東人的規矩嘛 1506 01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,320 大家開開心心的你何必生氣呢 1507 01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:30,160 又怎麼了 1508 01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:31,440 出問題了 1509 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:33,680 什麼事呀 1510 01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:35,920 阿南一臉兇巴巴的 1511 01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:38,040 不知道是不是跟小玉吵架了 1512 01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:39,640 好像有點像 1513 01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:41,560 那就不要再鬧了 1514 01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:43,440 真的翻了臉就不好看了 1515 01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:44,800 我看這樣吧 1516 01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:46,000 大家各讓一步 1517 01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:47,560 三百九好了 1518 01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:49,480 那怎麼行啊 1519 01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:51,480 這麼多人 連車費也不夠 1520 01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:52,720 好了好了 1521 01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:55,640 再加三百 六百九行了吧 1522 01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:56,920 六百九 1523 01:10:58,480 --> 01:11:01,600 看在我們一見如故 給點面子吧 1524 01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:04,040 好 給你個面子 1525 01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:05,320 謝謝 1526 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:10,400 這是三姑 三姑父 大舅 1527 01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:13,640 四姨媽 1528 01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:23,680 新娘子出來了 1529 01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:57,800 你真幸運 送花吧 1530 01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:00,960 新郎官 快點跟老丈人握握手 1531 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:05,160 跟丈母娘握個手 1532 01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:07,160 我現在把女兒交給你了 1533 01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:14,880 老爺 太太請上坐 1534 01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:16,080 喝杯發財茶 1535 01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:18,040 我們小姐 新姑爺 1536 01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:19,600 謝謝老爺 太太 1537 01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:21,000 小姐跪下吧 1538 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:22,760 不用了 1539 01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:24,560 我們小姐姑爺恭祝老爺 太太 1540 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:27,200 多福 多壽 大富 大貴 1541 01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:29,920 長命百歲 兒孫滿堂 1542 01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:32,960 來來來 新姑爺給老爺 太太敬茶 1543 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,520 恭喜爸爸喝了這杯茶之後呢 1544 01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:40,800 生意興隆 1545 01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:44,280 恭喜媽媽喝了這杯茶 1546 01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:47,160 就添福添壽 大富大貴 1547 01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:50,400 小姐給老爺敬茶 1548 01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:52,840 爸爸喝茶 1549 01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:57,480 爸爸喝了這杯茶之後呢富貴又榮華 1550 01:12:57,880 --> 01:12:59,280 小姐給太太敬茶 1551 01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:01,320 媽喝茶 1552 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:05,000 恭喜媽媽富貴平安 長命百歲 1553 01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:06,440 我們小姐謝謝媽媽 1554 01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:08,280 這麼多年來養育之恩 1555 01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:10,360 小玉 1556 01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:14,000 你今天出嫁我沒什麼好說的 1557 01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:17,440 反正你以後當人家的老婆 1558 01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:18,840 要守本分 1559 01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:21,120 別再像小女孩一樣 1560 01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:22,440 知道嗎 1561 01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:28,360 阿南 1562 01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:31,760 我現在把女兒交給你 1563 01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:35,680 這麼多年來我沒有好好管教過她 1564 01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:37,680 她什麼都不懂的 1565 01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:40,000 將來有什麼不對 1566 01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:41,760 你千萬不要怪她 1567 01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:45,520 媽 1568 01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:50,600 別哭了 1569 01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:05,360 就住在隔壁 很近的 不哭 1570 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:17,800 人家都哭 我們不哭不好意思啊 1571 01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:20,560 是不好意思 哭吧 哭 1572 01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:35,160 來了 來了 快 快 1573 01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:39,680 歡迎 恭喜恭喜 1574 01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:41,600 帶新娘到新娘房 1575 01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:43,800 到這邊 新娘房在那邊 1576 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:45,440 待會再跟你聊啊 拜拜 1577 01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:48,000 為什麼她有新娘房 1578 01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:48,880 我沒有啊 1579 01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:49,680 你還要房啊 1580 01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:51,240 把收禮金的地方擺好吧 1581 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:52,840 把板蓋好啊 1582 01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:01,800 快點 客人都快到了 1583 01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:05,240 皮旦呢 1584 01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:06,600 皮旦在那邊 1585 01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:07,240 開了它 1586 01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:10,160 等等 等等 等一等 1587 01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:13,160 你開什麼玩笑 還要ＸＯ 不要了 1588 01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:15,320 我自己付錢行了吧 1589 01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:17,360 大禍臨頭 你還在泡妞 1590 01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:20,560 快走啊 開會啊 走啊 1591 01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:21,440 等我回來啊 1592 01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:30,520 怎麼了 1593 01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:32,400 你的阿南呀 1594 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:34,000 我跟阿旦聊得好好的 1595 01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:35,240 他硬把他拉去開會 1596 01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:37,120 開什麼會啊 1597 01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:38,480 我怎麼知道 1598 01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:41,560 阿旦他想開瓶酒跟我喝也不許 1599 01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:42,440 真小氣 1600 01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:45,960 各位兄弟 1601 01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:48,200 我的處境大家都很清楚了 1602 01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:49,600 無論如何 1603 01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:51,400 請你們幫我搞定 1604 01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:52,520 不然的話 1605 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:53,880 我看一定過不了今天 1606 01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:55,760 這個情況不只要省錢 1607 01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:57,520 還要想辦法賺錢 1608 01:15:57,760 --> 01:15:59,440 小姐 給一包萬寶路 1609 01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:01,200 剛剛才說省錢 1610 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:02,680 你就叫煙 你自己付啊 1611 01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:03,640 說的對 經理 1612 01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:05,680 今天所有的煙由客人自己付錢 1613 01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:06,680 不准欠賬 1614 01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,560 沒問題 很多主人家都這麼做的 1615 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,000 還要收三成小費 1616 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:13,280 我們只收一成啊 1617 01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:14,720 另外兩成是給他的 1618 01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:16,120 還有啊開席之前 1619 01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:17,840 除了柳丁汁和汽水之外 1620 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:19,960 一切含酒精的飲料都不能夠供應 1621 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:21,480 你們盯緊一點啊 盯緊一點 1622 01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:22,840 盯緊一點啊 1623 01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:23,560 這怎麼行呀 1624 01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:25,480 什麼不行啊 我信回教 1625 01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:27,160 九點以前不能喝酒 1626 01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:29,480 先問清楚 柳丁汁怎麼賣啊 1627 01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:31,280 兩百塊一瓶 1628 01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:34,720 才幾個柳丁 又加水 又加糖的 1629 01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:35,800 賣兩百塊一瓶 1630 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,480 什麼又加水又加糖 別破壞我名譽啊 1631 01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:40,120 不用叫這裏的嘛 1632 01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:41,320 反正我要出去賣柳丁 1633 01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:42,920 多買兩箱回來自己榨 1634 01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:45,000 對 哪有這種道理啊 1635 01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:45,720 什麼不行啊 1636 01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:46,880 酒可以自己帶 1637 01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:47,680 柳丁為什麼不行 1638 01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:50,520 如果客人肚子餓 要叫點東西吃 1639 01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:51,640 難道不准他叫啊 1640 01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:55,160 很簡單 每次請完客的 1641 01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:56,640 炒飯 炒麵都沒人吃 1642 01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:58,240 我們拿出來擺好當點心 1643 01:16:58,680 --> 01:16:59,400 先把它吃了 1644 01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:02,760 這不合常理呀 1645 01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:03,760 有什麼不合啊 1646 01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:05,440 我喜歡第一道菜是吃炒飯 炒麵 1647 01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:07,880 這不合規矩 1648 01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:09,560 規矩是人定出來的 1649 01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:13,120 我覺得現在的婚禮太保守 陋習太多 1650 01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:15,840 我一定要突破 創新形象 1651 01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:21,360 他們在說什麼呀 1652 01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:22,800 說了半天了 1653 01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:30,200 恭喜 謝謝 1654 01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:32,000 請到那邊簽個名 1655 01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:37,080 謝謝 1656 01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:39,360 這張要不要啊 1657 01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:40,720 碰呀 1658 01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:41,720 南 1659 01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:42,640 碰 1660 01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:45,960 六筒要不要啊 1661 01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:49,560 上 九章了 1662 01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:51,680 碰 碰 1663 01:17:54,440 --> 01:17:56,360 九章了 要包的 1664 01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:59,440 人家翻臉了 不好意思 1665 01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:02,480 沒關係 我自己摸 1666 01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:07,640 自摸雙辣 1667 01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:11,320 摸得好 自摸了 我用不著包了 1668 01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:15,600 三個帶七個 1669 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:21,000 四個帶十一個 1670 01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:26,720 老爸 什麼人哪 1671 01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:27,680 什麼什麼人哪 1672 01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:30,080 我們以前得舊鄰居嘛 1673 01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:31,200 來幹什麼 1674 01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:33,800 來幹什麼 喝喜酒 恭喜我們嘛 1675 01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:35,160 這邊 這邊 1676 01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:37,480 讓一讓 讓一讓 1677 01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:41,360 這麼少 1678 01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:43,200 阿南 1679 01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:44,200 成哥 1680 01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:46,280 怎麼那麼少錢 1681 01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:47,840 客人很多嘛 1682 01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:53,880 成哥 1683 01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:56,640 慢慢的再跟你算啊 1684 01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:00,240 自己人嘛 那麼熟了 1685 01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:03,400 你招呼客人吧 這裏有我了 1686 01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,840 今天你是新郎官嘛 1687 01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:10,280 你 你就是新郎官 1688 01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:10,880 是啊 1689 01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:13,360 糟了 不是你 1690 01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:15,160 他欠你錢 1691 01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:16,480 我走錯地方了 1692 01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:19,840 不好意思 不好意思 1693 01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:21,080 請把禮金還給我 1694 01:19:24,480 --> 01:19:25,840 四眼田雞 幹什麼 1695 01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:27,640 沒 沒什麼 1696 01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:29,680 我只想拿回我的錢 1697 01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:32,160 送出來的禮金還能拿回去嗎 1698 01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:34,360 這觸霉頭 1699 01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:37,600 走啊 1700 01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:38,760 可是禮金 1701 01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:40,400 叫你走啊 1702 01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:42,680 走啊 1703 01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:48,640 成哥 1704 01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:49,480 好了 好了 1705 01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:51,640 我明白 我又幫了你一次 1706 01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,600 你照顧你的客人 這兒有我 1707 01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:54,760 我給你把場子 1708 01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:56,240 找座位坐了 1709 01:19:57,400 --> 01:19:58,920 不打了 再打一圈 1710 01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:01,280 謝謝你們 下次再打啊 1711 01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:02,880 你手氣不錯啊 1712 01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:05,120 皮旦 你還打牌啊 1713 01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:06,960 打完了 打完了 1714 01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:10,440 老大呀 成哥跟他手下全來啊 1715 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:13,080 在哪裏啊 1716 01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:14,120 還再哪裏呢 1717 01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:15,160 你快給我搞定啊 1718 01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:16,400 等一等把你爺砍了 1719 01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:17,400 什麼事 1720 01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:19,480 沒什麼 沒什麼高利貸 1721 01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:21,960 不是 不是 財務公司的人 沒什麼事 1722 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:24,560 還有啊經理剛剛跟我說 1723 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:25,960 再多開六桌 1724 01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:27,560 今天我不被砍死 1725 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:28,840 也得準備去坐牢了 1726 01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:31,120 好了 好了 我幫你想辦法 行了吧 1727 01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:34,640 你在這裏坐一會啊 走啊 1728 01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:38,640 喂喂喂 小玉 1729 01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:41,080 我聽見阿南說 1730 01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:43,360 好像有個什麼高利貸的人 找上門來了 1731 01:20:43,720 --> 01:20:44,960 說什麼不夠錢結賬哪 1732 01:20:46,040 --> 01:20:47,440 怎麼會弄成這個樣子 1733 01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:49,080 你沒有查清楚阿南有沒有錢 1734 01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:50,240 你就嫁給他 1735 01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:52,560 糟了 1736 01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:55,760 你們怎麼一點計劃也沒有啊 1737 01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:57,800 沒錢就別擺那麼大場面 1738 01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:00,960 又搬家 又禮服的 還擺酒請客呢 1739 01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:02,880 結婚是你們兩個人的事 1740 01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:04,920 何必折騰這個 折騰那個呢 1741 01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:07,480 要是我 旅行結婚就算了 1742 01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:09,400 是你叫我一定要堅持的 1743 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,160 我怎麼變得那麼快啊 1744 01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:18,400 其實你也用不著擔心 1745 01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:20,600 錢是男人的事情 1746 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:22,760 有皮旦幫忙一定沒問題的 1747 01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:27,000 我倒覺得皮旦這個人不錯 1748 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:29,000 你知道他的背景嗎 1749 01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:30,840 坐過三次牢啊 1750 01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:32,120 是嗎 1751 01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:33,320 不大好 1752 01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:34,880 怕什麼 1753 01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:36,440 快去吧 1754 01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:39,320 別吵了 幹什麼呀 1755 01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:43,640 陳先生 恭喜 恭喜 謝謝 謝謝 1756 01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:46,680 剛剛有個電話找你啊 是嗎 1757 01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:49,440 你奶奶不小心摔了跌 1758 01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:51,880 怎麼辦哪 怎麼辦哪 1759 01:21:52,760 --> 01:21:54,480 已經送到急診室去了 1760 01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:56,120 沒什麼 去看看吧 1761 01:21:56,440 --> 01:21:57,560 不好意思 不好意思啊 1762 01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,080 快走 快走 快點走啊 1763 01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:07,160 行了 行了 趕緊的 快 1764 01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:10,160 一晃就是二十多年啊 1765 01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:14,720 阿南 你好 你好啊 1766 01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:16,240 什麼時候做爸爸呀 1767 01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:17,720 有沒有看電視啊 1768 01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:19,600 沒有啊 這兒沒電視 1769 01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:21,840 你們磡村大火呀 1770 01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:23,360 什麼 真的假的 真的 1771 01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:24,960 去了一百多輛消防車 1772 01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:32,840 吃了飯再走嘛 吃了飯再走嘛 1773 01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:39,160 怎麼樣 麻煩大了 1774 01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:41,600 又有什麼麻煩哪 別再刺激我 1775 01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:42,760 柳丁賣完了 1776 01:22:43,160 --> 01:22:43,760 沒柳丁了 1777 01:22:44,440 --> 01:22:45,360 別緊張 別緊張 1778 01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:47,400 看看我多聰明啊 1779 01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:48,960 我買了一筐香蕉回來 1780 01:22:49,320 --> 01:22:49,680 香蕉 1781 01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:54,880 我結婚請客 你叫客人全吃香蕉 1782 01:22:55,360 --> 01:22:57,600 不是啊 我想再去買點冰淇淋回來 1783 01:22:57,840 --> 01:22:59,400 做香蕉船給他們吃 不是更好 1784 01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:01,720 好好好 香蕉船也行 1785 01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:03,400 那柳丁汁呢 1786 01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:05,720 你總不能叫客人全喝香蕉汁吧 1787 01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:08,160 我買了一袋桔子片來代替 你看看 1788 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:12,440 桔子片 我跳海算了 1789 01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:14,880 進去 1790 01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:23,120 聽說你們連柳丁 都買不起 用桔子片 1791 01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:24,920 如果你要喝鮮柳丁汁的話 1792 01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:27,840 你可以叫 我不會反對哦 1793 01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:28,880 我告訴你哦 1794 01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:30,000 不管怎麼樣 1795 01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:31,680 今天一定要把錢還給我 1796 01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:34,400 成哥 我的情況你又不是看不見 1797 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:36,360 你真的要去我坐牢嗎 1798 01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:37,840 難道要我去坐牢 1799 01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:40,360 別以為我開玩笑 1800 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,800 冷盤吃完還沒有錢還給我 1801 01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:46,280 把你們剁成肉醬 1802 01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:48,400 兄弟們 看著他們 1803 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,160 別讓他們到處亂泡 1804 01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:51,000 是 1805 01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:05,120 那些人是不是來討債的 1806 01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:07,160 沒事 1807 01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:10,600 早知道這樣 1808 01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:11,680 全怪我不好 1809 01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:13,520 我一點本事都沒有 1810 01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:15,520 你別這麼說 1811 01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:21,640 我這裏有幾千塊錢 1812 01:24:22,080 --> 01:24:22,760 你先拿去用 1813 01:24:23,840 --> 01:24:24,360 不用了 1814 01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:26,320 拿去啊 拿著嘛 1815 01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:32,520 假如還不夠 1816 01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:34,560 我想辦法跟我媽說 1817 01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:35,880 千萬別說 1818 01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:39,240 這是我們兩個人的事 別去煩她 1819 01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:42,800 她肯嗎 1820 01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:48,800 算了 算了 別煩她了 1821 01:24:52,480 --> 01:24:53,120 各位同事 1822 01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:56,760 今天南方的情況有點不大妙 1823 01:24:57,120 --> 01:25:00,880 我想大家的小費 也許沒有什麼指望了 1824 01:25:04,120 --> 01:25:05,920 希望大家快點把它弄完 1825 01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:09,440 盡量的爭取時間可以早點休息 1826 01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:11,840 大家擔心啊 九章了 先生 1827 01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:13,680 幹什麼 北菇炒麵 1828 01:25:14,120 --> 01:25:14,640 沒有啊 1829 01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:15,680 那冬菇炒麵呢 1830 01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:16,680 也沒有呀 1831 01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:17,840 你們怎麼搞的 那有什麼菇啊 1832 01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:19,360 什麼菇都沒有 1833 01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:21,080 你要想吃的話自己去拿好了 1834 01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:24,040 炒麵 排隊 1835 01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:29,560 怎麼搞的 糟蹋糧食 1836 01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:43,560 那邊來過那桌收了 1837 01:26:07,480 --> 01:26:08,480 坐 坐 1838 01:26:08,720 --> 01:26:09,600 給我一杯柳丁汁 1839 01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:10,200 我也要 1840 01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:12,840 小王 等一會到大富豪你請客呀 1841 01:26:13,320 --> 01:26:13,720 小意思 1842 01:26:27,360 --> 01:26:27,880 各位 1843 01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:31,200 首先我在這裏代表新郎和新娘 1844 01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:32,920 還有雙方的家長 1845 01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:35,560 歡迎大家參加這個婚禮 1846 01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:38,920 不過在婚宴沒開始之前呢 1847 01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:42,760 我要宣佈一件令人很高興 1848 01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:45,920 很興奮 很感動的事情 1849 01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:49,200 這件事就是新郎決定 1850 01:26:49,680 --> 01:26:51,360 要把今天晚上所有的禮金 1851 01:26:51,800 --> 01:26:53,560 全部捐出來做善事 1852 01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:56,200 大哥 這怎麼辦哪 1853 01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:59,000 陳子南先生一向熱心公益 1854 01:26:59,480 --> 01:27:01,520 他在公餘時間參加了 不少的社區活動 1855 01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:02,960 在他當社工的時候 1856 01:27:03,440 --> 01:27:04,960 接觸了不少聾啞人士 1857 01:27:05,440 --> 01:27:06,800 深深的體會出 1858 01:27:07,280 --> 01:27:10,480 身體有缺陷的人是多麼的痛苦 1859 01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:12,840 所以他決定今天晚上 1860 01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:16,200 把男家全部禮金捐給聾啞人士協會 1861 01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:22,360 今天晚上 1862 01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:24,760 我們很榮幸的請到國際聾啞協會 1863 01:27:25,160 --> 01:27:26,280 香港分會的主席 1864 01:27:26,720 --> 01:27:29,080 曾先生來接受這筆捐款 1865 01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:31,240 我們請曾主席 1866 01:27:32,120 --> 01:27:33,960 去吧 我不會說話啊 1867 01:27:34,360 --> 01:27:36,160 你去 不行 他們認得我們的 1868 01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:37,760 我真的不會說話 1869 01:27:46,160 --> 01:27:46,960 歡迎 歡迎 1870 01:27:52,720 --> 01:27:54,200 講話呀 謝謝你呀 1871 01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:06,680 對不起 各位 1872 01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:09,080 我忘了曾先生本人 1873 01:28:09,560 --> 01:28:11,440 也是聾啞人士 要用手語 1874 01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:15,400 因為新郎官 1875 01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:19,440 一向都跟聾啞人士有來往有聯繫 1876 01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:21,480 不如我們就請新郎官上來 1877 01:28:21,960 --> 01:28:23,720 替曾先生翻譯好嗎 1878 01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:26,240 請陳先生 1879 01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:41,880 快點 手語啊 1880 01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:43,760 各位 1881 01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:46,080 我有一個大西瓜 1882 01:28:46,520 --> 01:28:47,200 把它分開兩半 1883 01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:48,520 一半給他 另一半給 1884 01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:51,800 他說什麼呀 1885 01:28:53,760 --> 01:28:56,600 意思是說我有很大的愛心 1886 01:28:57,480 --> 01:28:59,440 分開一半 貢獻出去 1887 01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:01,240 另一半也貢獻出去 1888 01:29:02,440 --> 01:29:03,560 好 1889 01:29:08,320 --> 01:29:09,040 謝謝了 1890 01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:14,800 本會在陳先生大力資助之下 1891 01:29:15,240 --> 01:29:17,720 在行政方面已經逐漸上了軌道 1892 01:29:18,240 --> 01:29:21,080 可是我們還缺少一點點 1893 01:29:21,440 --> 01:29:23,520 希望大家能捐出一點點 1894 01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:27,960 我們缺少一些助聽器 1895 01:29:28,480 --> 01:29:30,400 希望大家能夠捐個三百副 1896 01:29:32,320 --> 01:29:33,760 捐六百副助聽器 1897 01:29:34,080 --> 01:29:35,920 我們會非常的感謝 謝謝 1898 01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:38,800 希望大家有錢的出錢 有力出力 1899 01:29:39,240 --> 01:29:40,400 有錢的多出點錢 1900 01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:42,400 有力的出大點的力 1901 01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:46,040 善事不怕多做 多捐多捐 1902 01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:48,640 真有主意 想出這種辦法 1903 01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:52,880 來來來 捐錢 捐錢 1904 01:29:54,280 --> 01:29:56,160 老婆 我們還是把我們的禮金 1905 01:29:56,360 --> 01:29:56,960 也捐出來吧 1906 01:29:57,360 --> 01:29:58,840 你吃撐著了 不捐 1907 01:30:09,640 --> 01:30:10,240 三百 1908 01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:12,160 五百 1909 01:30:12,600 --> 01:30:13,080 最後一張了 1910 01:30:14,440 --> 01:30:17,880 阿南 全在這 五萬三千七 1911 01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:23,080 成哥 就這麼多了 1912 01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:27,240 看不出你還真有本事 1913 01:30:27,920 --> 01:30:28,720 等我跑回來路 1914 01:30:29,160 --> 01:30:30,720 再找你們 一起合作 1915 01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:35,560 不過飯店的賬 1916 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:37,240 你洗兩年碗也還不清啊 1917 01:30:37,880 --> 01:30:39,000 做兄弟的再幫你一次 1918 01:30:39,200 --> 01:30:39,880 我罩著你走 1919 01:30:41,160 --> 01:30:43,720 我怎麼走啊 我家裏人全在這兒 1920 01:30:44,440 --> 01:30:45,320 說的也對 1921 01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:48,040 做人不能夠眾叛親離 賣友求榮 1922 01:30:48,840 --> 01:30:49,680 那我先走了 1923 01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:51,920 你見舵轉風吧 1924 01:30:52,280 --> 01:30:53,120 兄弟們 走吧 1925 01:30:55,640 --> 01:30:56,360 別動 搶劫的 1926 01:30:57,080 --> 01:30:57,840 別動 1927 01:31:01,280 --> 01:31:02,120 你們別過來 1928 01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:03,320 你們不要過來 1929 01:31:03,720 --> 01:31:05,600 老兄 小心你的刀呀 1930 01:31:06,280 --> 01:31:07,120 把錢放袋子裏 1931 01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:10,800 我只是搶他的錢 不是搶你們的 1932 01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:12,840 你們別追我啊 別追我 1933 01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:14,880 去你的 1934 01:31:16,080 --> 01:31:16,600 追 1935 01:31:22,160 --> 01:31:23,000 看你往哪跑 1936 01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:23,680 你們別過來啊 1937 01:31:24,080 --> 01:31:24,920 誰敢過來我就砍誰 1938 01:31:42,840 --> 01:31:43,680 把刀收起來 1939 01:32:00,520 --> 01:32:01,600 不要慌 不要慌 1940 01:32:02,080 --> 01:32:02,840 看你往哪跑 1941 01:32:03,160 --> 01:32:04,320 走 走 走 1942 01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:06,440 把錢還給我 不要急 1943 01:32:06,680 --> 01:32:09,200 把錢還給我 把錢交出來 1944 01:32:09,440 --> 01:32:10,440 不要命了你 1945 01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:12,320 上 上 上 1946 01:32:29,480 --> 01:32:30,120 別過來 1947 01:32:31,920 --> 01:32:32,680 砸我 1948 01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:34,200 我們砸他 1949 01:32:36,840 --> 01:32:37,280 砸 1950 01:32:42,720 --> 01:32:43,800 砸 1951 01:32:55,360 --> 01:32:56,320 搶我的禮金 1952 01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:57,600 我要跟他拼了 1953 01:32:57,720 --> 01:32:59,920 豈有此理 殺了他就對了 1954 01:33:00,360 --> 01:33:01,200 別拉我 1955 01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:02,120 別拉我 1956 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:02,720 我投降了 1957 01:33:03,240 --> 01:33:04,080 我投降了 1958 01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:08,680 混蛋 錢呢 1959 01:33:08,760 --> 01:33:09,680 大哥 在這兒呢 1960 01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:26,200 讓開 讓開 讓開 1961 01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:31,640 我一看就知道你是賊啊 1962 01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:32,520 我不是呀 1963 01:33:33,160 --> 01:33:36,040 不是你 你看你 賊頭賊腦的那個德性 1964 01:33:36,480 --> 01:33:37,160 快點認了吧 1965 01:33:37,320 --> 01:33:38,200 我真的不是呀 1966 01:33:38,440 --> 01:33:39,120 還想騙我們 1967 01:33:39,600 --> 01:33:40,600 我們當了那麼多年的差 1968 01:33:41,120 --> 01:33:41,560 會上你得當嗎 1969 01:33:42,080 --> 01:33:42,800 把他們全帶回去 1970 01:33:43,240 --> 01:33:44,080 我真的不是 1971 01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:45,040 你們弄錯了 1972 01:33:45,520 --> 01:33:46,400 他們全是我的朋友 1973 01:33:49,440 --> 01:33:50,560 那到底誰是賊呀 1974 01:33:50,840 --> 01:33:51,600 他 1975 01:33:56,280 --> 01:33:58,320 原來是你 別動 別動 1976 01:33:58,520 --> 01:33:59,520 把帶回去 是 1977 01:34:01,520 --> 01:34:01,960 阿南 1978 01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:05,400 沒想到你這麼講義氣 1979 01:34:06,440 --> 01:34:06,960 謝謝你 1980 01:34:08,360 --> 01:34:09,560 不用謝了 我還欠你錢 1981 01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:11,560 什麼話 我先走了 1982 01:34:12,120 --> 01:34:13,520 還有 大哥大哥 1983 01:34:13,920 --> 01:34:15,960 你是不是忘了 錢還沒收回來 1984 01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:18,320 你還好意思提錢 1985 01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:19,960 吃了那麼多東西 1986 01:34:21,160 --> 01:34:22,440 每人送兩百塊禮金 1987 01:34:23,680 --> 01:34:24,200 快點 1988 01:34:27,000 --> 01:34:27,600 聽見沒有 1989 01:34:39,920 --> 01:34:40,440 陳先生 1990 01:34:40,880 --> 01:34:43,200 有事情我會跟你聯絡的 謝謝你啊 1991 01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:45,320 謝謝你的合作 不用客氣 1992 01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:48,520 陳先生 這是今天的賬單 1993 01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:50,560 對了 警察先生 1994 01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:52,720 警察先生 禮金還沒還給我呢 1995 01:34:53,360 --> 01:34:55,240 不行 禮金還不能還給你 1996 01:34:55,520 --> 01:34:56,160 為什麼 1997 01:34:56,960 --> 01:34:58,440 這些錢是用來作證據的 1998 01:34:59,040 --> 01:34:59,920 將來出完庭之後 1999 01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:01,200 一定會退還給你的 2000 01:35:01,640 --> 01:35:03,840 放心吧 這怎麼行啊 我還要付賬呢 2001 01:35:04,640 --> 01:35:06,920 陳先生 你到底有沒有錢付賬呀 2002 01:35:07,440 --> 01:35:09,080 那就是沒錢買單 吃霸王飯了 2003 01:35:09,640 --> 01:35:11,040 警察先生他吃霸王飯 2004 01:35:11,520 --> 01:35:12,200 把他抓起來 2005 01:35:15,840 --> 01:35:16,760 等一等 等一等 2006 01:35:18,160 --> 01:35:19,320 蜜施佛陀和Dior的人呢 2007 01:35:19,760 --> 01:35:20,320 全都走光了 2008 01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:21,240 走光了 2009 01:35:21,680 --> 01:35:23,840 康樂大廈和置地廣場的人呢 走了 2010 01:35:24,320 --> 01:35:25,920 快點把他們找回來 2011 01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:27,960 幹嗎追啊 別問那麼多了 快追啊 2012 01:35:32,520 --> 01:35:35,160 你搞什麼鬼 怎麼才五百塊 2013 01:35:36,160 --> 01:35:38,160 你小聲點好不好 這麼多女孩子 2014 01:35:45,760 --> 01:35:47,120 還好我們有這麼多好朋友 2015 01:35:47,680 --> 01:35:48,960 錢拿回來趕快還給人家 2016 01:35:49,280 --> 01:35:49,880 當然了 2017 01:35:51,200 --> 01:35:53,840 明天怎麼辦 什麼怎麼辦 2018 01:35:54,600 --> 01:35:55,440 明天呀 2019 01:35:56,160 --> 01:35:57,320 當然去公正 2020 01:35:58,960 --> 01:36:00,440 可是你媽還不知道我沒孩子 2021 01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:02,080 管它那麼多 2022 01:36:02,760 --> 01:36:04,160 其實弄出這麼多事情來 2023 01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:05,280 哪一件是為我們自己的 2024 01:36:06,440 --> 01:36:08,000 難道生孩子我們也不能決定嗎 2025 01:36:08,520 --> 01:36:09,560 他們在這啊 2026 01:36:11,160 --> 01:36:13,320 這麼多人 怎麼了 怎麼回事啊 2027 01:36:13,640 --> 01:36:14,640 什麼事啊 什麼事啊 2028 01:36:15,360 --> 01:36:16,480 他們在借錢啊 2029 01:36:17,040 --> 01:36:18,680 阿南 我跟你說了多少次了 2030 01:36:18,920 --> 01:36:19,480 假如錢不夠 2031 01:36:19,720 --> 01:36:20,560 別問你嘛 2032 01:36:21,040 --> 01:36:23,240 你沒有問過我 你怎麼知道我沒錢 2033 01:36:23,800 --> 01:36:24,800 各位 各位 2034 01:36:25,360 --> 01:36:26,120 這酒席錢啊 2035 01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:27,360 阿南的爸爸說他付 2036 01:36:28,160 --> 01:36:28,720 不對不對 2037 01:36:28,960 --> 01:36:29,920 不是說好一人一半的嘛 2038 01:36:34,240 --> 01:36:35,040 各位各位 2039 01:36:35,720 --> 01:36:37,200 你們把你們的錢都拿回去 2040 01:36:37,920 --> 01:36:40,280 然後去Disco狂歡我請客 2041 01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:44,080 小玉 我告訴你一件事 2042 01:36:44,280 --> 01:36:44,800 什麼 2043 01:36:45,040 --> 01:36:46,480 皮旦他送了一隻戒指給我 2044 01:36:49,960 --> 01:36:52,080 好漂亮 一定很貴哦 2045 01:36:53,040 --> 01:36:54,120 跟我的一樣哎 2046 01:36:57,280 --> 01:36:58,040 鑽石呢 2047 01:36:59,360 --> 01:37:00,480 一定是不小心弄掉了 2048 01:37:00,640 --> 01:37:01,320 算了 2049 01:37:01,840 --> 01:37:03,680 什麼算了 這是鑽石呀 2050 01:37:04,960 --> 01:37:08,080 各位各位 小玉戒指上的鑽石掉了 2051 01:37:08,800 --> 01:37:10,200 大家幫幫忙 找一找 2052 01:37:10,960 --> 01:37:13,080 又穿幫了 幫幫忙 千萬別說啊 2053 01:37:13,520 --> 01:37:14,480 求求你們 別說啊 2054 01:37:14,640 --> 01:37:15,720 快幫忙找啊 131156

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.