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Weird dream.
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What the fuck?
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Oh, Jesus, no.
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pretty hot for a chick.
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How are you?
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Hey, sweetheart.
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Name's Al.
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I'm your ultimate butch lesbian
stereotype.
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All right.
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You want to be quiet?
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Good.
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Dude, what's with all this librarian
gear?
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There's really nothing I can wear here.
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Too feminine, too confused,
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too nerdy.
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What the fuck this is? Who is this
chick?
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No, how?
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I'm not going to find anything.
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All right.
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That's always getting me out of the
house.
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I need to gear up fast.
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Oh, bitches be waiting.
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And Christy.
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Alice, what has gotten into you?
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Alice doesn't live here anymore, but...
My, my, Christy.
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What have we got here? The art of
squirting.
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How to achieve the ultimate G -spot
orgasm. Yeah, it's, uh, it's
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for a class.
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Now, Christy, there's no need to be shy.
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You can talk to Al.
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Um, okay, Al.
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You know, Christy, I happen to be an
expert in
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giving G -spot orgasms.
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You are? I am. How about...
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I'll go ahead and give you a little how
-to.
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Right now, Christy.
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I want you to lick me, Daddy.
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I want you to lick me.
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Thank you.
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Brother Allah!
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh!
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Goodbye.
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I'm gonna be sticking my toe deep inside
the fucking hole of this.
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Incredible, Al.
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Oh, my God, I'm making my heart and soul
fucking wrong.
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Wait, where are you going, roommate? I'm
not done with you.
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What's wrong?
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This cannot be happening. This cannot be
happening.
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22 year old college student you just
fucked your roommate and you may have
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a pact with a great goddess
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to it.
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I'm like a fucking truck driver.
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Oh, God.
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On this contraption.
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Who do you think I am? Some sort of bull
dyke?
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Listen here.
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Alicia did not fuck.
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Alicia. Get fucked, okay?
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Oh, I need a makeover immediately.
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Oh, back for more already, huh? No,
sweetheart.
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Actually, I'm going to need your makeup
bag and your closet stack.
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Oh, okay.
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That's much better.
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Uh, Al?
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Alice, is there something I'm missing
here?
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So you are the roommate?
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And you like to fuck girls, huh?
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Well, I mean, I'm experimenting with
that right now, but I think so, yeah.
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Look at me.
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Do I look like a lesbian to you?
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Why do you think I moved in with you? I
mean, I kind of always suspected that,
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and I mean, especially after I saw you
with Dinah.
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Dinah?
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Yeah, the president of the Gay Student
Association.
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Oh, yeah, her.
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Whatever. Back to me.
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My name is Alicia, and I'm a lipstick
lesbian. Do you know what that is?
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Lipstick? Yes. I like lipstick and
fashion
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and good lingerie.
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And do you know what else I like?
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What else?
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Thank you.
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Tell me that I look hot as I pull down
my panties.
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Isn't my butt nice?
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Really?
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Yeah, it's really fucking hot.
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Can you put that inside of yourself?
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Look at how nice my hair is.
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Look!
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Beautiful,
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isn't it?
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You're so pretty, Alicia.
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I am pretty. I'm very pretty.
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Beautiful.
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Tell me I'm pretty.
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Oh, you're so pretty.
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Oh, my God. Grab my knife.
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Look at that. Oh, it's so hot in here.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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yes.
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Yes, look at that fucking hand. Holy
shit.
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Yes, it looks so fucking nice.
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Yes,
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I like this.
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Pretty, yes. Yes, you're so pretty.
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Oh, yes, you're such a pretty little
mouse.
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Pretty, yes.
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Yes, you want to come for me?
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Yes, you want to come for me?
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Yes, come for me. Come for me. Look how
good you look.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, fuck, yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yes.
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Thank you.
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That was it. Fuck yeah.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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Alicia?
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Christy!
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It's me!
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Alice!
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Alice, what's happening?
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I don't know.
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I feel so strange.
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My head is pounding. It feels like I've
been taken over by someone.
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Did I act inappropriate in any way just
now?
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No, no, no, no.
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Inappropriate. Not at all.
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I'm actually feeling quite strange
myself now, too.
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Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
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It's like I keep blacking out, and my
head hurts so bad.
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I just met this girl, Ellen, yesterday,
who takes space. She told me about some
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weird pagan circle, and then I tried to
pass this love spell, and I think I may
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have had sex with a goddess.
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Okay, okay, come here.
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It's fine.
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You probably just have migraines.
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Why don't you go upstairs and go to bed?
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I'll clean all this up.
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Just get some rest. We'll pretend like
it never happened.
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Okay, something isn't right here.
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I got to call this on one girl.
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Your call has been forwarded to
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an automatic voice message system.
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Ellen is not available.
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At the tone, please record your message.
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Hi, Ellen.
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name is Christy and I'm Alice's roommate
I think I think Alice had came and
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talked to you about some stuff that's
been going on lately with her and just a
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lot of weird stuff's been happening look
I'm gonna need you to call me back as
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soon as you get this voicemail actually
you know what better idea I'm I'm just
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gonna come see you because I really need
to figure this out with you so uh
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thanks in advance
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