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Ellen?
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There. Nothing like a good smudging to
set the universe right.
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Ellen, the counselor of safe space?
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Yes, sister.
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I'm sorry for just barging in on you
like this.
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I like to do a good cleanse before I
begin any session.
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It's my own way of creating balance.
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Well, hi, I'm Alice.
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It was so nice of you to come here and
see me in person. Thank you.
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It's so nice to meet you, Alice.
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I felt a real connection with you on the
phone.
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And that's what Safe Space is all about.
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Helping women.
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talk about the data?
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Um, no, actually, um, I wanted to talk
about my,
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this is confidential, right?
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I wanted to talk about my
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girlfriend, my lesbian
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girlfriend, Dinah.
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Oh, the president of the Gay Student
Association?
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Yeah. I'm very fond of Dinah. Her
advocacy has helped many women,
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those in my power circle.
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I have some.
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You know I do.
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Everybody knows Dinah. Everybody loves
pink gay Dinah.
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She broke up with me two days ago.
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And...
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It's all because I was too afraid to
come out, and I don't even know why I'm
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talking to you about this.
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Alice, there is nothing to fear.
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I was like you once, too. But it was
through the healing power of Wicca that
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was able to truly embrace my natural
sapphic instinct.
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Uh, so wait, you mean you're gay, too?
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Of course, sister.
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I'm a proud lesbian naturalist and
practicing Dianic pagan.
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I believe in both the fruit and the
loins of the mother goddess, if you know
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what I mean.
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Um, yeah.
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But I'm only here to share my story in
hopes that it will help you to share
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yours.
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So, tell me, Alice, what are you so
afraid of?
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Gosh,
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I...
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I just don't really feel comfortable
being myself.
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I feel like society won't accept me.
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Like my family won't accept me.
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I mean, they didn't raise me to be a
lesbian.
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How did they raise you?
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I don't know.
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To marry a doctor and have babies.
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There are lesbian doctors too, you know.
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I know.
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Anyway, I've been a wreck the last two
days.
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I didn't realize how much I love Dinah.
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Now that she's gone, it's all I can
really think about.
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I just don't know how to become the kind
of woman that she wants.
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Well, I know it sounds kooky.
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But spirituality is really what helped
me to come out.
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Have you ever given it any thought?
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I mean, I can't say that I have.
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I run a lesbian pagan power circle.
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It's a group of women that gets together
once a week for ritual and support.
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Actually, we're doing a session on
Lovecraft this Thursday.
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You should join us and give it a try.
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I think you could really benefit from
this kind of female energy.
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Lovecraft?
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Cast cells that promote romantic
prosperity.
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But it's really just a bunch of gals
getting together to talk about love and
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sex.
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Well, I know that sounds kind of fun.
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It's super fun.
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And they're a really great group of
women.
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I think your soul could really benefit
from this.
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And they're all lesbians?
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Lesbians, bisexuals, pansexuals.
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We have all different kinds.
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The important part is that we are all
liberated women.
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And I think this could be really
valuable for you.
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Do you think Dinah would like that?
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Well, we could always invoke the goddess
Aphrodite and find out what she thinks,
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huh?
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Oh, but I'm kidding.
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I think Dinah would appreciate you
coming to your true self.
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Well, then count me in.
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Excellent. I'll text you all the details
later.
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But are you going to be okay in the
meantime?
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I mean, do you need me to stay with you?
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We can meditate together.
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No, I think I'll be okay.
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You know what? I'm probably just going
to research some of this pagan stuff on
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my own. And hey, maybe I'll even invite
Aphrodite over for a little bit of
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practice for Thursday, huh?
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That's so wonderful, Alice.
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But please.
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One should not just go invoking the
goddess without a little bit of
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first.
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Okay? Okay.
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Keep this.
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Use it anywhere around your house you
feel needs to be reset.
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It's my parting gift to you.
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Thank you, Ellen. This was all so
unexpected, but I'm really excited.
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I'll see you on Thursday. Thank you so
much. Thank you.
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All right, let's see here.
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Invoking the goddess.
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Okay.
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How to invoke the goddess Aphrodite.
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We are all surrounded by magic.
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It's just a matter of tapping the
available energies as they float around
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You can summon the goddess Aphrodite by
gathering all the required implements
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below and creating a sacred space.
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But be sure of yourself and your true
desires as Aphrodite has been known to
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cause mischief when a witch doesn't have
clear intentions.
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Well... My intentions have never been
clearer.
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I need to become the ultimate lesbian to
win Dinah's heart back.
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Let's see what I need here.
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Candles.
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Paper heart.
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Clamshell.
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It's a little weird.
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Cauldron. And you must have invoked
Aphrodite before. This is not a spell
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beginners.
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Whatever. I'm sure it's fine.
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It'll be good practice for Thursday.
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Okay.
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Here goes nothing.
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Aphrodite, goddess of love and desire,
look down
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from above and hear my prayer.
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Grant me the love of Dinah, so true and
so fair.
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As it is willed, must it be.
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Aphrodite, goddess of love and desire,
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I call upon thy power.
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Appear before me now and give me my true
desires.
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Aphrodite, if you really are up there
somewhere, I
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wish to be the ultimate lesbian so
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that no woman could resist me.
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Not even Dinah.
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I'm Aphrodite, the goddess of love and
desire.
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You summoned me from on high?
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I don't recognize you, witch.
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You've never summoned me before, have
you?
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Well, you don't look too bad.
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I can have a little fun with you.
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So tell me, what is it your heart
desires?
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I need to become the ultimate lesbian.
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Ah, the isle of lesbos.
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Such a party place.
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But I always get in so much trouble when
I go there.
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No, no, not lesbos. Lesbian.
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I need to prove to my girlfriend that
I'm the ultimate lesbian.
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Well, darling, I'm sure I can think of a
few things we can show her.
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No, you don't understand.
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I can't do this myself.
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I need to become someone else, someone
more confident, someone
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more self -assured, more... You need
help.
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Is that what you're saying?
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Yes, exactly. I need a lot of help.
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Have you heard of a goddess pact?
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No.
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Think of it like a trade.
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I help you become so desirable, no woman
can resist you. Not even your
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girlfriend.
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You will?
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Yes.
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And all you have to do for me is a
little something -something, if you know
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I'm saying.
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What do I have to do?
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Make love to me, of course.
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Um, no, I, um, I don't think that I can.
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What?
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You don't want to make love to the
goddess of love and desire?
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What's wrong with you?
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No, it's not that. It's... I mean, can
I? Are you real? Do you
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even exist? I mean, aren't you just a
figment of my imagination?
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Is this a figment of your imagination?
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Oh, wow.
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I get that a lot.
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So, what do you say?
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Do we have a deal?
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You promise you'll make me gay or
lesbian?
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I'll definitely make you something.
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Now come here.
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It's lonely on Olympus.
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Oh, thank you.
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Thank you.
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The ultimate lesbian.
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What kind of lesbian are you going to
turn me into?
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I'm going to show you everything you've
got to do.
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Now you can do it to your girlfriend.
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Oh, yeah.
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You have to make sure you don't forget
him. He's a beautiful baby.
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I want you to show me how good you
learned.
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What I do.
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See if you can do it to me. See if
you're learning.
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Okay.
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Anything to become the ultimate husband.
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Let's see what you have.
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See if you can like a glass pussy.
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Yeah.
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Ooh. Mm -hmm.
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Just keep doing. Yes, just like that.
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Yeah.
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before you get to Greg.
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