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Thank you very much.

Hello. Hi, how may I help you?

Well, I really appreciate your guys' candor in my sensitive situation.

I need to get a penis reduction.

I'm losing a lot of work.

And why is that?

It's too big, and it doesn't fit in the girl's assholes when I work.

And the new girls that are coming into the business, they're pussies. I swear

God, they're like this.

Anyway, so my agent has recommended that... It's not funny. It's a very

situation. My agent has suggested maybe I get a penis reduction.

Well, do you mind showing me it?

That way I can give you my own perspective of how big and how small it

I guess.

Well, you don't need to be embarrassed if you do it for other women, right?

Right, right. You're just going to tell me it's too big.

I think it looks big because it's on a little vine, but my agent always has a

girl.

It's, uh, it's not hard yet, but I'm sure you can.

No? No, it's just fine.

And it's not gooping?

No, it's just like fire.

Unless you want to do some tests.

Okay.

It's looking pretty big to me.

I was

thinking

of having my balls tucked too, they kind of get in the way.

Yeah? Okay, okay.

Thank you.

There's some kind of size to be in the favor of.

Getting a little loosened up. I know it's not the big penis and all.

There, like that.

I don't know man, you got another small pussy.

I bet if I were to stick my dick in your pussy, you'd totally understand my

desire to get a reduction.

What do you think?

I've been trying, personally.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Definitely going to be happy.

I'm ready for every movie.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you very much. The deduction I think is a complete success.

However, is there another girl in here I can get a second opinion

from?

I still think it gets a little too big.

Second opinion on you, is there?

No offense.

You're the only one.