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-Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show."

You're here. You made it. Welcome.

Thank you for being here.

I'm very excited about this. BTS is here tonight.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh, my God. [ Laughs ]

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Wow!

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That's great.

Wow. That's fantastic. Wow.

There were so many BTS fans outside,

I could barely get in tonight.

I was like, "I know the guy who hosts the show!

I gotta get in."

How lucky are we as a crowd, huh?

To be here tonight?

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It's a great crowd.

You look great.

I mean, if anyone asks what you did over spring break,

you can now say you spent the night with BTS.

There you go.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Why not? Why not?

That's right. BTS has a brand-new album.

They have a new...

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They have a new concert documentary.

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They have a new world tour.

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Every other artist was like, "Okay. 2027 it is.

Alright. Here we -- Take the year off. Bye."

Yeah, we are so excited that BTS is here.

They're such a talented group.

Backstage, I saw Jimin, which...

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...kind of sounds like Jimmy, but...

Yeah. Jimmy, Jimin.

If you're confused, don't worry, I'll break it down for you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

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One is me. One is not.

One has never done K-pop.

One is he. One's the other.

One is known for singing "Butter."

This is me. This is he.

This is RM. This is V.

Suga, J-Hope, Jung Kook, Jin.

Back to Jimin. Back to Jim.

Suga, Jimin, RM, V,

Jung Kook, J-Hope, Jin, and me.

Seven members. They're the best.

Now you know all BTS.

[ Cheers and applause ]

I hope that clears it up. Thank you.

Let's get to some news, guys.

Today there was a big development in the Middle East

after President Trump sent Iran

a 15-point plan to end the war.

It's exciting. After four weeks, we finally have a plan.

That's amazing. Wow.

Yep, Trump sent a 15-point peace plan...

then celebrated with a 16-piece from KFC.

You can tell it's Trump's 15-point plan

because the first 10 points are huge demands,

the last 5 were just animals he could name.

"That's horse, tiny horse, bigger horse..."

Meanwhile, Iran immediately rejected the peace plan

and called it "excessive."

Yep, Trump got turned down faster than someone

with an annoying voice on "Love is Blind."

Yep, Iran quickly rejected Trump's proposal,

and Melania was like, "Smart."

Meanwhile, Pakistan has offered to mediate peace talks.

And this is exciting. Andy Cohen has agreed to host the reunion.

So that's nice.

Well, some big sports news tonight.

The Major League Baseball season officially kicked off.

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Officially kicked off on Netflix

with a game between the Yankees and the Giants.

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Usually, if you want to see someone get to third base

on Netflix, you have to watch "Bridgerton."

Yeah, I know.

[ Laughs ]

-Come on. -That's right.