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I'm Desi Leic. Let's get into the

I'm Desi Leic. Let's get into the

I'm Desi Leic. Let's get into the indecision analysis zone.

indecision analysis zone.

indecision analysis zone. Wait, guys, can we um get rid of that

Wait, guys, can we um get rid of that

Wait, guys, can we um get rid of that hyphen?

hyphen?

hyphen? No, sorry, the wrong Never mind. The

No, sorry, the wrong Never mind. The

No, sorry, the wrong Never mind. The midterm elections are a few months away,

midterm elections are a few months away,

midterm elections are a few months away, and everyone knows the best way to reach

and everyone knows the best way to reach

and everyone knows the best way to reach young voters is through social media.

young voters is through social media.

young voters is through social media. That's why politicians like Senator

That's why politicians like Senator

That's why politicians like Senator Joanie Ernst are cranking out content,

Joanie Ernst are cranking out content,

Joanie Ernst are cranking out content, and it's going about as well as you

and it's going about as well as you

and it's going about as well as you think. There is a McFlurry of folks that

think. There is a McFlurry of folks that

think. There is a McFlurry of folks that are rushing to the Golden Arches to

are rushing to the Golden Arches to

are rushing to the Golden Arches to feast on fast food paid for with food

feast on fast food paid for with food

feast on fast food paid for with food stamps provided by SNAP. It may sound

stamps provided by SNAP. It may sound

stamps provided by SNAP. It may sound crazy, but I'm not McRibbing you.

>> Oh, Joanie, Joanie, Joanie, don't do

>> Oh, Joanie, Joanie, Joanie, don't do

>> Oh, Joanie, Joanie, Joanie, don't do that. You've lost all your mcdney. Your

that. You've lost all your mcdney. Your

that. You've lost all your mcdney. Your your kids are going to stop me talking

your kids are going to stop me talking

your kids are going to stop me talking to you. Also, nothing says I've

to you. Also, nothing says I've

to you. Also, nothing says I've definitely been to McDonald's like

definitely been to McDonald's like

definitely been to McDonald's like pairing the visor with vintage Chanel.

pairing the visor with vintage Chanel.

pairing the visor with vintage Chanel. So relatable.

So relatable.

So relatable. But of course, aging Republicans would

But of course, aging Republicans would

But of course, aging Republicans would struggle with social media. Democrats,

struggle with social media. Democrats,

struggle with social media. Democrats, on the other hand, also struggle with

on the other hand, also struggle with

on the other hand, also struggle with social media. I know I should sleep, but

social media. I know I should sleep, but

social media. I know I should sleep, but the voices in my head go

>> honestly, how did you get that wrong?

>> honestly, how did you get that wrong?

>> honestly, how did you get that wrong? That's the Lady Gaga song that uses real

That's the Lady Gaga song that uses real

That's the Lady Gaga song that uses real words.

words.

words. >> But if you watch those cringefluencers

>> But if you watch those cringefluencers

>> But if you watch those cringefluencers and thought to yourself, I wish this was

and thought to yourself, I wish this was

and thought to yourself, I wish this was longer. Then you're in luck because

longer. Then you're in luck because

longer. Then you're in luck because politicians everywhere are getting into

politicians everywhere are getting into

politicians everywhere are getting into the podcast game. Take Tim Burchett,

the podcast game. Take Tim Burchett,

the podcast game. Take Tim Burchett, Republican congressman and king of the

Republican congressman and king of the

Republican congressman and king of the hill character who

hill character who

hill character who I'm sure has a podcast that delivers the

I'm sure has a podcast that delivers the

I'm sure has a podcast that delivers the gravitas and stature worthy of a US

gravitas and stature worthy of a US

gravitas and stature worthy of a US congressman.

congressman.

congressman. >> Welcome back to another episode of

>> Welcome back to another episode of

>> Welcome back to another episode of Tennessee Talks. Today I'm very much

Tennessee Talks. Today I'm very much

Tennessee Talks. Today I'm very much honored to be joined by my good friend

honored to be joined by my good friend

honored to be joined by my good friend Bobby Aloway who owns Aloway's Hot Rod

Bobby Aloway who owns Aloway's Hot Rod

Bobby Aloway who owns Aloway's Hot Rod Shop.

>> What? The Bobby Aloway,

>> What? The Bobby Aloway,

>> What? The Bobby Aloway, the owner of ALOWAY'S HOT ROD SHOP. OH,

the owner of ALOWAY'S HOT ROD SHOP. OH,

the owner of ALOWAY'S HOT ROD SHOP. OH, NO WAY. Burch can top that.

NO WAY. Burch can top that.

NO WAY. Burch can top that. >> East Tennessee native, my good buddy

>> East Tennessee native, my good buddy

>> East Tennessee native, my good buddy Randall Turkey McNe turkey. Thank you,

Randall Turkey McNe turkey. Thank you,

Randall Turkey McNe turkey. Thank you, brother, for being here.

brother, for being here.

brother, for being here. >> Well, thank you.

>> Well, thank you.

>> Well, thank you. >> Appreciate you so much. It sounds

>> Appreciate you so much. It sounds

>> Appreciate you so much. It sounds pleasure having be.

pleasure having be.

pleasure having be. >> Yes, sir. And we got here Tater, his boy

>> Yes, sir. And we got here Tater, his boy

>> Yes, sir. And we got here Tater, his boy is with us.

>> Oh my. You got TURKEY AND TATER.

>> Oh my. You got TURKEY AND TATER.

>> Oh my. You got TURKEY AND TATER. DID THEIR BOY GREEN BEAN casserole have

DID THEIR BOY GREEN BEAN casserole have

DID THEIR BOY GREEN BEAN casserole have a SCHEDULING CONFLICT? WHAT? I have so

a SCHEDULING CONFLICT? WHAT? I have so

a SCHEDULING CONFLICT? WHAT? I have so many qu What is going on here? Okay, why

many qu What is going on here? Okay, why

many qu What is going on here? Okay, why is the guy in the suit in the lawn chair

is the guy in the suit in the lawn chair

is the guy in the suit in the lawn chair and Tater and Turkey are in the highback

and Tater and Turkey are in the highback

and Tater and Turkey are in the highback leather chairs? By the way, I love the

leather chairs? By the way, I love the

leather chairs? By the way, I love the wide shot. The camera guy's like, "Hey,

wide shot. The camera guy's like, "Hey,

wide shot. The camera guy's like, "Hey, you want me to crop out their bare

you want me to crop out their bare

you want me to crop out their bare feet?" No, no, no, no, no. Stay wide.

feet?" No, no, no, no, no. Stay wide.

feet?" No, no, no, no, no. Stay wide. People come for the tater, but they stay

People come for the tater, but they stay

People come for the tater, but they stay for the toes.

BUT

Republicans aren't the only ones racking

Republicans aren't the only ones racking

Republicans aren't the only ones racking up tens of listeners on the internet.

up tens of listeners on the internet.

up tens of listeners on the internet. The Democrats have their own lightning

The Democrats have their own lightning

The Democrats have their own lightning in a bottle. Andy Basher, the governor

in a bottle. Andy Basher, the governor

in a bottle. Andy Basher, the governor from my home state of Kentucky. Make me

from my home state of Kentucky. Make me

from my home state of Kentucky. Make me proud, Andy.

proud, Andy.

proud, Andy. >> Hello everybody and welcome to the Andy

>> Hello everybody and welcome to the Andy

>> Hello everybody and welcome to the Andy Basher podcast. This is our pilot and

Basher podcast. This is our pilot and

Basher podcast. This is our pilot and first episode. To make sure that we

first episode. To make sure that we

first episode. To make sure that we provide that real show for you, we've

provide that real show for you, we've

provide that real show for you, we've made some ground rules. Uh we call them

made some ground rules. Uh we call them

made some ground rules. Uh we call them the cast rules. Number one, be

the cast rules. Number one, be

the cast rules. Number one, be authentic. You be you, boo.

authentic. You be you, boo.

authentic. You be you, boo. >> Oh.

>> Oh.

>> Oh. Oh god, you broke the rule while telling

Oh god, you broke the rule while telling

Oh god, you broke the rule while telling US THE RULE.

US THE RULE.

US THE RULE. >> OH, nothing is less authentic than you

>> OH, nothing is less authentic than you

>> OH, nothing is less authentic than you calling someone boo.

calling someone boo.

calling someone boo. That's a word for black women and gay

That's a word for black women and gay

That's a word for black women and gay men in 2011.

men in 2011.

men in 2011. Why can't you just talk like a real

Why can't you just talk like a real

Why can't you just talk like a real human being?

human being?

human being? >> Number two, talk like a real human

>> Number two, talk like a real human

>> Number two, talk like a real human being.

being.

being. >> YES. YES. DO THAT. SHOW US you can do

>> YES. YES. DO THAT. SHOW US you can do

>> YES. YES. DO THAT. SHOW US you can do that. Now is the time for my Kentucky

that. Now is the time for my Kentucky

that. Now is the time for my Kentucky accent, where I talk about things that

accent, where I talk about things that

accent, where I talk about things that are going on that just aren't right or

are going on that just aren't right or

are going on that just aren't right or in my accent that just ain't right.

You people thought Kentucky didn't have

You people thought Kentucky didn't have

You people thought Kentucky didn't have robot technology.

robot technology.

robot technology. >> Andy, you're the most popular Democratic

>> Andy, you're the most popular Democratic

>> Andy, you're the most popular Democratic governor in the country. People love

governor in the country. People love

governor in the country. People love you. I am begging you, end your podcast

you. I am begging you, end your podcast

you. I am begging you, end your podcast before people discover your podcast.

>> Finally, let's move on from someone with

>> Finally, let's move on from someone with

>> Finally, let's move on from someone with no riz to someone with no riz. Ted Cruz.

>> He hosts the most popular podcast by a

>> He hosts the most popular podcast by a

>> He hosts the most popular podcast by a Republican and it's got everything you

Republican and it's got everything you

Republican and it's got everything you never wanted. When I was in high school,

never wanted. When I was in high school,

never wanted. When I was in high school, my like first date that I would take

my like first date that I would take

my like first date that I would take girls on was to James Coney Island,

girls on was to James Coney Island,

girls on was to James Coney Island, right?

right?

right? >> And get like chili cheese dogs because I

>> And get like chili cheese dogs because I

>> And get like chili cheese dogs because I I can't stand people who are

I can't stand people who are

I can't stand people who are pretentious. And it's impossible to be

pretentious. And it's impossible to be

pretentious. And it's impossible to be pretentious when you've got like cheese

pretentious when you've got like cheese

pretentious when you've got like cheese dribbling down your shirt.

>> Well, Ted, your shirt might have been

>> Well, Ted, your shirt might have been

>> Well, Ted, your shirt might have been wet, but I promise you your date was

wet, but I promise you your date was

wet, but I promise you your date was not.

Honey, no girl's going to go to second

Honey, no girl's going to go to second

Honey, no girl's going to go to second base with you when they just watch you

base with you when they just watch you

base with you when they just watch you go to third base with your hot dog.

>> But if you thought hearing Ted Cruz talk

>> But if you thought hearing Ted Cruz talk

>> But if you thought hearing Ted Cruz talk was insufferable, wait till you hear him

was insufferable, wait till you hear him

was insufferable, wait till you hear him sing,

sing,

sing, >> "A man's got a heart, hasn't he?" Joking

>> "A man's got a heart, hasn't he?" Joking

>> "A man's got a heart, hasn't he?" Joking apart,

apart,

apart, hasn't he? Can a fellow be a villain all

hasn't he? Can a fellow be a villain all

hasn't he? Can a fellow be a villain all his life?

his life?

his life? >> All the trials.

>> All the trials.

>> All the trials. >> I now I'm not worried about you to

>> I now I'm not worried about you to

>> I now I'm not worried about you to retire. I know what you're going

retire. I know what you're going

retire. I know what you're going >> to settle down and get myself a wife

>> to settle down and get myself a wife

>> to settle down and get myself a wife >> and uh

>> and uh

>> and uh >> you remember it.

>> you remember it.

>> you remember it. >> Wife will cook and sew for you and come

>> Wife will cook and sew for you and come

>> Wife will cook and sew for you and come for you and GO FOR YOU AND GO FOR YOU

for you and GO FOR YOU AND GO FOR YOU

for you and GO FOR YOU AND GO FOR YOU AND NAG AT YOU. THE FINGER SHE WILL WAG

AND NAG AT YOU. THE FINGER SHE WILL WAG

AND NAG AT YOU. THE FINGER SHE WILL WAG AT YOU.

>> Thanks for coming in. But we're going to

>> Thanks for coming in. But we're going to

>> Thanks for coming in. But we're going to go in a different direction.

go in a different direction.

go in a different direction. Thank you. You can go. You can go.

I love how his co-host was like, "Okay,

I love how his co-host was like, "Okay,

I love how his co-host was like, "Okay, that was good. You can stop now. Oh,

that was good. You can stop now. Oh,

that was good. You can stop now. Oh, there's more. There's more. Okay, let's

there's more. There's more. Okay, let's

there's more. There's more. Okay, let's settle in. I just know karaoke bars put

settle in. I just know karaoke bars put

settle in. I just know karaoke bars put up photos of Ted Cruz the way grocery

up photos of Ted Cruz the way grocery

up photos of Ted Cruz the way grocery stores put up pictures of shoplifters.

stores put up pictures of shoplifters.

stores put up pictures of shoplifters. So, look, the midterms are only a few

So, look, the midterms are only a few

So, look, the midterms are only a few months away. If you're a politician

months away. If you're a politician

months away. If you're a politician looking to reach people and think you

looking to reach people and think you

looking to reach people and think you need to start a podcast, don't. Please

need to start a podcast, don't. Please

need to start a podcast, don't. Please don't. Just don't. Okay? Go out and

don't. Just don't. Okay? Go out and

don't. Just don't. Okay? Go out and connect with voters. Talk to people. And

connect with voters. Talk to people. And

connect with voters. Talk to people. And above all, don't forget

above all, don't forget

above all, don't forget >> talk like a real human being.

>> Couldn't have said it better myself.