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My name's Donald.

I live in Southern California.

Everybody's got pools in Southern California.

People work out in pools. People swim laps in pools.

People socialize by the pool.

And I clean them.

And I'll tell you, there's a great social life to be had by a pool.

Let me tell you a little bit about my social life.

You're doing fine.

I'm sure Dad will be real proud of you.

Yeah. Scott, do it.

What do you think this is? Am I doing something like this?

Yeah. You don't think that I'm going to get upset about it or what?

You're right, I'm not.

What?

For everyone.

For everyone.

For everyone.

I know I'm the life of the bomb.

Great.

Thank you.

in the pool so um i don't think it paid well um scott's because

scott's father left the money with me but i'm going to do to you what they've

been doing what exactly is that well you have to strip for your money to get

paid you take off your clothes and i'll pay hi

They've made me do this for months. I've been a half -keeper for months, and

that's how I get my money, and I feel like that. I have been laid for a couple

of weeks, and I'm really horny, and I just like being out of your clothes.

Well, I don't have my time, you know. So take it off.

It's okay.

I won't cry.

What did you want me to do?

Well, I just want to, you know.

Why? I just want you to take off your clothes.

What have you been thinking about?

Nothing. I was just a little excited.

What do you want to know about me?

Yeah,

I guess you are.

I'm trying to stick along this line.

What the hell is this? I told you to come get paid, not laid.

I came in to get paid, just like usual.

And she said that she wanted to get laid. She hadn't been laid in weeks.

You damn little liar.

I screwed her brains out just last night.

For that, you get to double.

Okay.

It's my turn now.

Obviously, you've been with him quite some time.

I understand what's happening.

I love velcro. It's so easy to take off.

Oh,

she is. Should we put her up on the couch for a minute?

He's going up. He's got a nice whistle.

You know, I haven't had lunch yet. I'm going to have it now.

Oh.

Oh.

I don't want you to fuck me.

Oh,

please.

Thank you very much.

Yeah, I think I've got a good idea.

Oh, you want it again?

Oh, yeah.

I want to sleep.

Okay,

I guess.

Sounds like a good deal to me.

What a musical copy.

I'm excited.

Yeah.

Thank you.

How about if she fucks you for a while? I don't want you fucking here if she

fucks you.

Oh, I love that.

You want to try it? Yeah.

Get up, sweetie, and lay down flat on the couch, Don.

I'll show you something I know you've never tried. Oh, yeah? Lay straight down

flat. Lay flat on the couch.

Lay down flat like this? Oh, yeah. Get on top of that.

Get right on top of that.

That looks like a winner to me. How's that feel, Don? All right.

I want you to bend right on down and give him a nice big kiss.

So I can thank you for being bad. Bad girl. Next time I tell you to pay

somebody, don't lay him.

Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad girl.

You like that? Okay.

I've had enough kisses. Now you can kiss this.

position.

What, Don?

Yeah.

You did me right. I'll tell you.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

You're going to make a comment. You're going to make a comment on that.

You're going to make a comment on that.

Oh, she did me very right.

Hey, didn't you leave your girlfriend out by the pool?

Oh, yeah, you're right.

That's no biggie. She's a prude anyway.

It's all sweet.

I wonder what she's dreaming about.

I don't really even care.

That means I'm a prude.

But when he doesn't know it, then I'm not a prude.

I love you.

I love you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Mmm. Getting that cock all wet.

Mmm.

I love you.

Yeah.

It's a really nice way to make a living, especially in a place like here.

I have a function.

Oh, great.

You know, I have a buddy named Tony, and we clean pools together. We get the

service going.

Right at this exact moment, he's cleaning a pool of a girl.

He's got a beautiful house. He's rich.

He's rich.

Oh, baby.

Thank you.

I'm proud of you.

Okay.

Oh.

I got it.

Really?

Give it to Jack.

Hmm.

Good idea.

Yeah.

Hey, how do I need this to be deductible?

Oh.

Great idea.

Get the kitchen from me, Sarah.

Thank you.

I want you to clean my fault.

I said I clean your fault.

Can't clean up all those people there.

Why are you so late?

She was.

Well, I don't need you now. You came down here for nothing.

Yeah, you did.

Don't worry.

Well, we'll wait for your trips, you guys.

Oh,

Dad.

I don't know, I got people waiting for me to come up there and all, but, uh,

they're below us.

Oh, my God.

God, what happened to her?

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh.

What, are you eating it instead of me?

Blondie character?

Done.

Oh!

Oh, I love that you can't always hit.

Oh my God.

um

I can't.

Must have been so long to clean your pool.

To clean one's eyes, it's only fair.

I'll tell you, that guy I used to have, John, he used to clean the pool.

He never did a good job of it. He'd fall and leave and daydreaming.

I said I'd only get paid one time by the maid.

He'd never get any laid by the maid.

God, he's too nice, man.

Now I guess I've got to do it myself.

No.

Well, it pays pretty good.

You know what? I came here and we talked about it.

I mean, I could probably do the same thing for you.

I mean, I gave him a couple of pretty good raises. If he was going to get a

or not better, I might as well do better than that for him. Oh, yeah.

Do you understand?

Well, um, sounds pretty good.

Of course, if you are a little sick, I'll show you a video.

Well, we have to deal with it. Yeah.

Does that mean that I have myself a new program?

Sure. No problem. Upon this kid, I have a new program. Sure.

I want to take these off. I want to take these off.

What is it?

Oh, God.

Oh,

my God.

You're okay.

You're okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.