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You're over here jerking off our swap sign.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

now guys you don't want to be on your phone all day why don't you go outside

play it's beautiful out there but honey look how nice they are getting along you

know from they were fighting so much at the moment we start to swap so I

think it's good I mean it's okay we can go do other stuff

right yeah let's go sure

I can't believe you're doing that.

I mean, I swear we weren't having sex.

Scout's Honor, we were just watching porn.

It's just bad.

Someone's a hypocrite. I heard Swapdad railing you all night long.

It's not the way to talk, young lady.

Okay. You know what?

I think Aaron is the bad influence here.

I mean, if I wanted to seduce him, I totally could. And you guys can't stop

Yes, we can.

Okay, fine. Try.

Don't let Swap Mom and Dad convince you you're being bad.

You're innocent.

You just like spending time with me, right?

Yeah, if I do.

Isn't it getting hot in here?

Uh -huh.

I think I need some air.

Uh -huh. Will you blow my hat?

Uh -huh.

This is bad. We have to stop this. It's so inappropriate.

Yeah, you know what?

Why don't we show them how it's done?

Hmm. That was such a nice date. It was a good time. We should do it again.

Oh, yes.

So...

What about you come in with me to have a coffee?

I'd like that, sure.

Coffee.

Oh my God, they are so... Oh my God, his

generation are so forward with their sexuality.

Let's show them.

So, we start with a kiss.

Then we will touch.

oh wow

that's how we do it

Wow,

okay.

Oh, good. Now I'm coming.

This is crazy.

That's what you like to call it, mom?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I like

it.

Oh, my God.

Wow, okay.

Okay, so come on.

Now I know what goes on every night.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Doggy style

I put it out.

You have so much energy.

I'm going to tuck my leg here. Yes.

And let her eat your arms. Come on.

Let's do something different.

Come on. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Stay just right there.

The mouth is so big.

Oh, my God.

Oh, man.

Why don't you ride me?

I want you to ride me.

It feels so good.

Did you kiss your own daughter?

That's hot.

I know you are a freaky like that.

That's not hard.

Why don't you come?

Let's do it.

It's just be sure.

Put your smile on.

Yeah, that's a good one.

That's so hot.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh fuck.

Oh, fuck, I love it. Oh, yeah.

Super, baby.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's sweet.

Let's do it dead with it.

Well, you all want to see each other, huh?

Let's see, right?

Okay.

Yeah?

Don't worry, I'm gonna come inside. I'm gonna come inside so much.

He just came in I feel

like

Watch how

much

That's how we do it.

In our time.

Oh, shit.

You should do it again. Oh, my God. Yes.

That was some crazy -ass shit. I learned something or two.

Maybe you learned something, Erin. Yeah.

Can't believe we did that.

We can't shoot you some other stuff.