All language subtitles for Scrubs s01e06 My VIP.eng

They say about a third of relationships
start in the workplace.

In a hospital, it's even higher.

Maybe it's all the stress.

Or the fact that we spend more time with
our colleagues than most people spend

with their families.

Whatever it is, people in hospitals get
pretty close pretty fast.

But if a workplace relationship goes
bad, there's nowhere to hide.

Look, Lily, I hope we can agree to keep
this professional.

Professional? Is that what you call it?
Parading around in front of me in a

slutty little doctor costume?

I'm a doctor. This is what I wear.

Well then, doctor, you messed up.

Because my dad is in the mob.

Well, he's mob adjacent. He manages an
Italian restaurant. But he knows people.

Italians. Capisce?

Oh, I capished all of that.

Mmm.

Oh, I like her.

You two have a very cute will they,
won't they, will she kill you thing

on. You don't really think she'll have
me whacked, do you? I mean, all I did

not sleep with her. Well, now you'll
sleep with the fishes. But don't worry,

Dorian, I'm sure you'll disappoint them
too.

I can see you hitting the door close
button. Oh, I'm not trying to hide it.

Gosh, he's mean, but also so clever.

While I had moved too fast, Elliot was
afraid to move at all with her new

boyfriend. He was an organ transplant
pilot.

But right now, Turk and I were busy with
our own important debate.

Turk, that was not a UFO we saw. It was
a skywriting wedding proposal.

We had also been drinking a whole lot of
rosé. I know what I saw, J .D.

The thing zigged and then it zagged.
Yeah, he was making the V in love. Zig,

zag. Thank you for your service.

Why are you saluting? He's not in the
military.

He's not even qualified to fly whole
people. He's postmates for body parts.

Okay, guys, what?

To go. Oh, but before you go, could you
do the pilot voice real quick, please?

Turk, come on.

There's nothing special about me.

Agreed. We all save lives.

I just do it at 500 miles an hour. All
due respect, he's a regular pilot.

There's a whole medical team in back
with the body parts. JD, zip it. Zip it

good. So, is that a yes to my invite to
take you to Napa this weekend?

Oh, that is a very firm maybe.

Okay, I'm a yes.

Okay, folks, this breakfast has reached
its final destination.

He's doing it.

I know you have a choice when it comes
to who you dine with, and I appreciate

you choosing me.

Wings. Hell, yeah.

Here, buddy. I am not going to wear
plastic wings like a child. I'll wear

like a glorious eagle.

Want me to help you put yours on?

Fine. I appreciate you helping me put my
wings... Ow!

Bro!

I can't do this all on my own. No, I
know.

I'm no Superman.

I'm no Superman.

All of my divorce friends say how hard
it is to meet someone, and then this

perfect guy just drops out of the sky.

Literally. I mean, there's got to be
something wrong with him. Elliot, maybe

he's just a good guy.

Oh, then why is he not married? Answer
me that. Oh, wait, you can't, can you?

Because you want to know what they call
pilots?

Sky players.

First of all, nobody's ever called them
that. But you know what? Here's what I'm

going to do. I'll fill a mouth for you.
Big dog to big dog. It'll be a little

bro -down, show -down. I'm going to find
out if he's naughty and nice. Yeah,

because I'm Black Santa, baby.

Okay, fine.

Just don't be weird.

Like with everything you just said.

Make Santa black, everybody gets
uncomfortable.

Where were you? We have a cold caviar.

Cold caviar meant a VIP was being
admitted into the hospital.

Everyone had to bring their naked.

Who's the VIP?

Hospital board member, Mr. Walton. His
wife found him passed out at home. Is

Walton the older white gentleman who
golfs? They're all older white gentlemen

who golf. Ooh. Mr. Walton is chairman of
the board. Chairman?

Pippa! Lose those table nachos. Okay,
I'm going to wheel them out, but I am

throwing these away.

Look, I know I'm not your favorite
person, but I think we need to work

on this. Your inability to recognize
that I would put the hospital above my

hatred of you is part of the reason I
hate you. The other part is... Literally

everything else about me. I know. Dr.
Cox forwards me your insulting emails.

Look, we need an intern. Which of your
mouth breathers has screwed up the

Ah, sure.

You've had a solid week of not almost
killing someone.

Welcome to the team. Dr. Dorian, Dr.
Park, this is an honor. Congrats, you're

our slot boy.

Yeah, whenever we suck out of this old
guy, blood, feces, urine, you just race

into the lab. Don't look at him, don't
talk to him. If he hands you this

you just hold it up and say, please,
sir, may I have some more?

On it.

They're here.

Mr. Walton, Dr.

Park and I will personally oversee your
care.

You're in good hands, sir.

So are you.

Okay, so, Mindy, it's elective, but I
strongly advise you go through with the

fibroid surgery.

It's the only way you'll stop being in
pain.

Cool, cool, cool.

Love it.

Let's do it. Okay.

Cut it, slice it, chop it, drop it, grip
it, rip it. Let's go get it. Mindy!

Right. Let's talk outside, you two.

She's fine.

She's a runner.

She's delayed surgery so many times, the
second you look away, she's going to

bolt. What? I don't see it. Me neither.
She wants us to cut it, slice it, chop

it, jump it. She's covering her nerves.
Who the hell raps about surgery?

Money, money, all up in your tummy.

Cutting out the lumps and the bumps that
look funny.

First of all, I'm a trained surgical
rapper.

Mindy's scared.

You two need to keep an eye on her at
all times, all right?

Ain't no scalper like the one I got. No
one can cut you better.

Thanks for wrestling this through.

Anytime, handsome.

What?

I'm not handsome?

Not seeing it.

That'll change.

Oh. Oh.

Dr. Reed?

What do you think of Dr. Lewis?

He's a narcissistic me -monster with
main character syndrome, and I cannot

being around him. Great. You're rounding
with him.

Patients keep getting readmitted, and I
want to know what's going on. I need you

to go undercover.

Okay.

I have no amazing Russian accent.

I don't think you do. Thank you for
feedback. I work on it.

So your charts look good.

Sorry to interrupt, but Dr. Reed wants
me to round with you.

Lucky you.

Luckily, Mr. Walton's high stakes
emergency turned out to be nothing but a

heart rate. The good news is, Mr.
Walton, your vital signs are back to

You're going to be fine. Bad news for
your golfing buddies. They're going to

keep losing.

I hate myself.

You know, you two should join me on the
link sometime.

I'd love to. I play 18 holes every
weekend. Damn that windmill on the sixth

hole. What's your handicap?

Blondes.

Yes, I relate to all of this.

Are you sure he's going to be okay? I
worry so much. His heart is strong, Mrs.

Walden. I think he was just dehydrated.
You see, Bunny, you aren't going to get

rid of me that easily.

My little bunny, my little bunny.

Oh, did you see that? That is how it is
done, slap boy. It was a pleasure to do

that. Now, Asher, I have a speech to
give.

You were all a part of this victory.

Our dedication and teamwork, and I don't
think it's too easy to say my

leadership, are what make Sacred Hearts
the best of the best.

Now roll back in those table nachos.

If you notice, every chip is covered in
cheese.

It's not by accident.

Feels like there's more applause for the
nachos than my speech.

Nachos!

Cold caviar, cold caviar.

What? Who is it now?

I don't get it. His echo and his CKG
were normal. He was stable.

I don't know what happened. I made him a
smoothie and he just collapsed.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

Did I leave my coffee mug on the urinal
again?

Maybe. What are you thinking?

That bunny is after his money.

No one thinks that. Get that money,
girl.

We ain't gonna judge you.

Captain West.

No flights yet?

No, but in about three minutes,
Michelin's flaky cheddar biscuits are

out of that oven.

I'm warming up the butter as we speak.

My man.

So you get a lot of tail as a polymath?

Excuse me?

You know, different women in every city.

Various hoes and various area codes. I
know you as guy player. Not my style.

Well, it's just us. You could tell me
bro code. Dr. Turk, cheating makes me

sick. And if that's what you're doing in
your marriage, for God's sake, get

help. You're a good man, Wes.

Yeah, we just butted each other.

That's on me. You're welcome.

Ugh, enough of this. I'm a surgeon, not
a babysitter. Good, because I was a

terrible babysitter, according to the
Johnsons. I don't know what they were so

mad about. We found both kids.

Wait, what are you doing? I took on
Mindy's stuff. She's not going to leave

without this. We can't do that. Dr.
Trick told us to... Oh, my God, bro.

your problem. You are such a rule
follower, even when the rules don't make

sense. Not true.

The other night when my uncle wasn't
looking, I touched the thermostat.

74 to 77, baby.

Omar, sometimes you have got to be bold.
Trust me, it's good for your personal

growth.

Mindy's gone.

Why would you let me do that? This is
just like the Johnson twins.

There's no well near this hospital, is
there?

Hey, I should be a detective if your boy
Wes checks out.

You're going to Napa.

Oh, Turk, I don't know.

Elliot, you're so in your head.

You don't get it because your marriage
worked out.

I'm sorry to make that sound like a
criticism. I'm very happy your marriage

worked out, hooray, but mine didn't, so
maybe my instincts are just way off.

Well, mine aren't, and Wes gets the Turk
stamp of approval.

I don't know. You're pretty loosey
-goosey with that stamp.

I mean, even he gets one.

You like? I know you do. You want to
know why you're single?

I got exhibit A and exhibit B right
here, and they're both nasty.

True love awaits five.

Well, she's clearly a dangerous woman. I
mean, just look at the breasts. Okay,

but only because you said to.

He goes home with his wife, and then he
starts crashing again. I mean,

something's not right. She's clearly
trying to hurt him, or worse.

Worse?

Park's theory was about as clear as the
lungs on an emphysema patient. Take the

blinders off, Dory, and that's one
dangerous dame. Now look here, Bozo.

I know there's no true love in your
topsy -turvy world where you'll have a

in the hay with every Tom, Dick, and
Harry that buys you a drink and an Uber

home in the morning. But all I see is a
loving wife. If you can't see that,

you're blind. Mr. Blind, I tell you.
You're too trusting. It's gonna get you

killed one day.

That's the plan.

When I buy a man a drink, I expect to be
bent over a sink, you hear?

And now, you're a dead man.

You can't just accuse a board member's
wife of attempted murder.

I guess we'll just wait and see then. We
will see. See?

So, how did the exam with Blake go?

Terrible. He took a thorough history,
had great bedside manner, and made the

same diagnoses I would have made. He was
perfect.

Huh, that's fascinating.

Because the patient is back and she's
asking to see a different doctor?

Shiggity. There are many mysteries in a
hospital. Like, what's up with this guy?

And where the hell is that lady?

Hey, what are you guys looking for?

Nothing. None of your business.

Oh, man. I'm sorry.

And while this arm's full of bodily
fluids with Mr. Walton's name on it, the

other one's free for a hug with Amara's
name on it.

Focus on your slop tray, Asher. We are
doing real doctor stuff.

Still, my mystery felt the most
sinister.

Rapid response. Rapid response to suite
307.

I don't know what happened.

He just passed out again.

Now you believe me?

Mr. Walton, we're not sure why your
blood pressure keeps dropping, but we're

going to figure it out. That's what you
people keep telling me, and yet... Here

I am. We have a plan, sir. We're going
to put you in isolation.

Hopefully by controlling your
environment, we'll be able to pinpoint

be causing your syncope and your
hypotension. No one will be allowed in

except for Dr. Dorian and myself.

I'll miss you, sweetheart.

The experiment has begun.

It's her.

And this, Deshawn, is why I follow the
rules.

Yeah, you really shouldn't listen to me.

Hey, I am overconfident because my dad
loves me too much.

I grew up believing I could be an
Olympic -level figure skater, and if I'm

honest, I still think I can make it.

Okay, so his love has made you
delusional. At least you have the

after what you want.

I'll never have that.

Oh, you know, I actually texted my dad
about you, and he told me I should play

you this gospel song and let the spirit
move you.

He gets it.

Can I get an amen?

Amen, girl.

So, Ms. Harry, earlier you told Dr.
Lewis and Dr. Tosh that you have

Did it get worse?

I lied. I never had heartburn.

I came in because I haven't gone, you
know, number two in, like, a week.

Why didn't you just tell us that?

I am telling you that. I just didn't
want to tell him that.

I mean, look at him. He's hot.

Do you think he knows we're watching?

Of course he does.

I would have been so embarrassed.

Okay, Amanda.

We'll start you on... Dr. Lewis, could
you please stop stretching so this poor

woman can have her life back?

Dude, seriously?

Hi, Dr. Lewis.

Mrs. Walton, are you all right?

No.

I'm not all right. My husband needs me.

I do things for him.

No one else needs me. No details. I'm
English.

Help me.

I'm getting pee on the floor.

Walton's been away from his wife, and
he's totally stable.

Maybe you're right about her.

You think?

What is with the emotional support
corpse?

Oh, that's Rowdy.

Be nice to him. He hasn't had a walk in
26 years.

I hope you're wrong about Mrs. Walton. I
mean, it's kind of hard to believe that

anybody would do that to their spouse.

You never really know what a person is
capable of. Oh, my God. Is he about to

share? You can love someone for 10
years, get engaged, be their rock when

family rejects them. Yep, it's
happening.

And then you're at a medical conference,
and suddenly you're getting an

accidental text that says, don't worry,
he'll be gone all weekend.

Wow.

I'm really sorry that happened to you.

Don't be.

I drove home early, took some
incriminating photos, and used them as

keep custody of my Dobermans.

Great to know. And let me just say, if
anything ever happens to your Dobermans,

I have a great guy.

Oh, God.

Rapid response, rapid response to suite
307.

Okay, I haven't seen my mother in
months, and Mrs. Walton called me a good

So I let her in the room.

Asher, they're just boobs.

Apparently you're too hot.

See? I told you you'd get there.

No.

Dr. Lewis, this is serious.

There have been studies. When patients
have an attractive doctor, they won't

talk about all the disgusting things
happening in their bodies.

So, what do you want me to do about
that?

Well, if you share your vulnerabilities,
then they'll share theirs with you.

Yeah, I don't have vulnerabilities.

Please. No one works out that hard if
they always look like that.

I bet you were a husky little chunker
who wore t -shirts when he swam.

It was a sun shirt.

I knew it.

Look, being vulnerable is how we get
close to people.

Gotta go.

So what was your kryptonite?

Ice cream?

Pizza. I haven't been bullied like this
in a while.

Birthday cake for the big boy.

I didn't do anything to my husband. I
keep telling you. It's easier if you're

honest. Fine.

I put his creams on for him. He's a very
proud man.

He wasn't going to let the chief of
medicine and head attending do it for

What creams?

Here. This one is for his heart.

And this one is for his...

Miss Walton, you mixed them up.

This one is for his heart. This one is
for his hemorrhoids. Oh, no. His heart

cream is nitroglycerin. Every time you
applied it to his nether regions, it got

rapidly absorbed and dropped his blood
pressure. And that is why he keeps

passing out.

But plague can be dangerous.

I can't believe I hurt him. It's okay.
We figured it out.

Comforter. You're chief. You go
comforter.

Asher!

What are you doing here?

I messed up with a VIP patient.

Dr. Park and Dr. Dorian hate me.

Not as much as Dr. Turk's going to hate
me.

I lost a patient.

Death never gets easier, does it? No, I
mean, I literally lost her.

God, I'm so stressed out.

So am I. All we want to do is help
people.

Everything in this building is trying to
stop us.

What are you doing?

Letting the spirit move me.

Go slow.

I'm English.

I actually feel a lot better.

I don't even know why I came in.

I'm probably just going to head home.

Let me share a little bit about myself.

My husband and I are in the process of
adopting twins.

Do you have kids?

No. Can you check out this pit rash?

Hey, you totally just lied in there.
And? You're incapable of being

aren't you? What?

Toby and I have been trying to adopt for
years. You know, I worked my ass off to

get here. I almost dropped out of med
school, and you walk around smirking

how easy everything comes to you. Do you
ever wonder why I'm six years older

than all of you?

I've been to a lot more than just being
a fat kid at the pool.

Oh, my God.

Blake, you did it. You were just
vulnerable with me. You were super

about it, but you did it.

I'm proud of you, big boy.

Hey.

Thought you would have left with Wes by
now. Oh, I was thinking of having the IT

guy check if he's on the dark web.

What's that?

I don't know, but the mom's text chain
seems very worried about it. No, I meant

the IV bag.

Mindy?

I don't... want to do the surgery.

I figured.

Look, you can't guarantee the outcome of
these things.

But if you don't take this risk, you're
missing a chance to feel a lot better,

to have a happier life.

I know you're scared, but you got me.

And I'm gonna be there for you every
step of the way.

Thank you.

Two birds, one stone.

Hey.

Left in the weekend together.

I'm sorry it took me so long.

You found her.

No. And why are you smiling so hard?

Um, Dr. Turk, we have something to tell
you. That you defied me, lost your

patient, and wasted the day looking for
her. And you don't realize that she's in

the bed behind you waiting for surgery.

We're so sorry.

Don't sweat it. Oh, really? Hell no.

You two are going to pay for this for a
really long time.

And Amara, Mindy was under the bed in
the on -call room.

She told me everything.

What happened in the on -call room?

Nothing.

Girl, what do you mean nothing?

I want what they have.

What? Somebody to rub hemorrhoid cream
on your butt?

That's the dream.

Here you go.

So are we forgiven?

Oh, no, we're just getting started. You
see that frog machine over there?

Go get the high score and then put my
initials on it.

Yes, sir.

Todd is just looking for something real.

My forever five.

Whoa! How about we make tonight feel
like forever?

I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Hey,
Todd, how do you feel about a lady who

plays the harp?

You had me at lady.

Hook it up, five. I will. All right.

Two birds, one stone, five. Well done.

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