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Okay,

guys. So we just got a memo from the head office, and they were talking about

this huge surge in shoplifting that they've had lately.

Okay. So more than likely it just coincides with all the tourists coming

Yeah, it's been pretty busy. I saw it when I was walking in. Yeah. So I need

to be extra vigilant on your shift today.

Yes, sir. All right.

Attention all security. We have a approximately 5 '5".

blonde with a yellow jacket.

Okay, yeah, we're on our way.

See, there you go.

Let's go check it out.

What are you guys doing?

You guys are being really handsy. So we got a report that you've been

shoplifting. Okay.

I haven't been saying anything wrong, so. Yeah, we have to check you out to

sure that that is the case, okay? So just go ahead and give me your purse

Nothing in this pocket.

Yeah,

you got to take this off.

Yeah, yeah, let's take this off. I think it's kind of rough.

I mean, we can just call the cops.

No cops, no cops, no cops.

Just call the cops and they'll come and they're going to trick you anyways, so.

Okay.

See what you have right here.

Do you have anything under here?

You don't have to touch my boots. Oh, my God. What are you guys doing?

Oh, yeah.

Here we go.

You wouldn't have to have a receipt for these, would you?

No. Okay. Well, once you conceal them in your purse, that's shoplifting. All

right.

What else she has?

Do you guys really have to be doing that?

Well, I mean, listen, the option is we can just call the police and we can just

have them come here and arrest you.

So, you know, if not, we're going to take my clothes off.

Make sure you don't have anything else. You had that in your purse. So we don't

know what else you have stored somewhere else on your. There's no pockets in

there. So she probably stored it somewhere else.

Obviously you put it somewhere else.

You know what? Double check that. I don't think this is protocol.

Well, no, trust me. This is protocol.

Yeah, we're going to need to search you a little more in -depth.

What do you mean?

You guys are being rough.

Well, since we found stolen merchandise in your purse, we're going to have to

give this property to call us for a cavity search.

A what? Yeah, you're going to have to do a cavity search. Let's go ahead.

I feel like that's a little excessive. I have 73 years of my pussy.

You know, stuff with things is a little excessive, too. So we can stop and just

call the police if you want. Okay, okay. I'll do whatever you say. Okay. All

right. So they'll say anything to try to get out of this. So you really have

to do a thorough search.

So you're just going to look on the outside.

Guys, you're being really touchy. You know, sometimes it's kind of hard to

from the outside.

You really need to kind of go inside a little bit, you know? So we're just

to... Oh, my God.

Go a little bit inside here.

You just put your finger in there?

Well, you know, you have to be thorough.

This is our job, right? You can feel there's nothing in there. You've got to

all the walls in there. Yeah, you've got to get up in there pretty good, you

know? Yeah.

I promise you there's nothing in here. Yeah, that's what they all say.

Yeah, that's what they say.

But we're going to make sure. Promises don't mean a lot right now.

Yeah, no.

I suggest you be more cooperative.

I'm trying my best.

No, we just call the cops.

Okay? They'll come and they'll take you away.

Okay.

Because right now you definitely got a felony.

You know what? Yeah, I'm not.

My fingers aren't quite long enough. You have some longer fingers.

Go ahead and see if you can find something.

I'm trying

to shake it out.

Don't think there's anything in here. I'm not really convinced.

You've got nothing around.

What further could be? I feel like I'm already at the surveys.

All right, all right, all right. Go ahead.

What's going to happen now?

All right, let's see. Come on, stand up. Here.

There's nothing in there.

You better make sure, though. All right, look.

We already have you shoplifting something.

So, you know, and you have no idea how expensive, or maybe you do, what that

perfume is.

So, we're talking about a felony here.

So, you need to call the police and have them come.

Arrest you for a felony.

Or maybe there's something else that we can work out.

You don't want to wreck it for the rest of your life.

I can't have it. I'm not from here.

And I have a flight. I can't have all of this.

What other option is there?

Well, I don't know. Maybe if you take care of us, then we can make all

this go away.

Well, I'm just no cop.

No cops.

Nobody can know.

I think we have an understanding.

Wait, shit.

Real? Shit.

You like that? Yeah. That's fucking cool.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

And you guys aren't going to tell anyone, you promise?

Oh, no, no. This is just for us. Yeah, it's just for us.

We'll have you out here in no time.

Peter, I don't want to take all the fun. You have seniority.

Nice. You feel these too?

That's right.

See, only three took care of all of us.

No man left behind.

Yeah.

How much longer do we need to do this?

We just started, sweetheart. Yeah, we just started.

I

guess

we're fucking doing this, huh? Yep.

It's crazy.

I've never had a job like this before.

First of the job.

Second day.

Remember that prick I was talking to you about?

There you go. Surprise. You meant like insurance.

Yeah, I know.

That's it. Get it all in there.

Oh,

yeah.

You just follow instructions and you'll be out of here in no time.

You guys want me to be good, I don't beat it.

You're doing a great job.

That's right.

We've been through the process before.

Glad you're seeing the memo now.

Wow.

Put that tongue out.

Yeah, all in there.

I bet she's never going to shoplift again.

I bet she might. Maybe she will.

She'll probably shoplift again.

I bet she probably will.

I told you she seemed the freaky type. I told you that.

She's such a good girl. Look at her. She is. You just get more jobs like this.

All right, that's it.

Do this all the time. Yeah.

Whatever she needs to get us off to get her off.

That's good, yeah.

Makes sense.

Don't stop now.

Oh, my God. That's fucking evil.

You've done so good at this point.

I think... Hey, we're going to check the booth.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's check that shit. Hide something inside there.

Yeah. Yeah.

You gotta probe a little deeper.

You know?

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

How's that pussy feel?

Huh? Feels guilty to me. Yeah?

Yeah.

Do you like his cock? Do you consider him a pussy?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Fuck.

There you go.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Making that cock disappear.

Fuck. Fuck.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

I can go?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

This pussy rocks.

Yeah? Tight?

Yeah.

Dude, I feel bad. Can we let her keep, like, one thing?

We'll see how she does.

We'll see how she does, yeah. It's fair, right? I mean... I mean, what side are

you on? Are you on our side or her side?

I don't know. I've never done that kind of thing before. The pussy gets to me

sometimes. Oh, my God.

Dude, fucking mouth is fucking... Yeah,

just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

just like that.

Oh,

yeah.

There you go, there you go.

There you go.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, there you go. There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

I want to get in there.

Thank God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

that pussy's so fucking tight.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

No, I'm searching. I'm going deep inside her pussy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

shit.

oh oh

Next phase of interrogation.

Almost done.

Not yet. Not yet. Not yet.

Not yet.

We'll let you know.

Yeah, we'll let you know more about it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You can feel free to shoplift all you want.

Yeah.

Thanks. There you go.

Here you go.

Yeah.

Welcome to the crew, Casey. Yeah, right?

Yeah.

Who's going to fit in good with the team?

Obviously, he fits in nicely.

I feel like I don't fit at all. This shit's so tight.

She does have a tight pussy.

I agree.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, look.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

That's what ground on that thing.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, yeah, bro.

Oh, shit.

Fuck, that pussy feels so good.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

yeah. Boss man, what about you?

Boss man, it's your turn.

Come on,

boss man. There you go.

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah, just like that.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, shit.

Stay right there. Stay right there.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

here we go. Here we go.

Oh, shit. Damn.

Damn. Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, that fucking cone.

Oh, shit. We've lost that effector.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Sorry to just go home, right?

You promise you're not going to shoplift again?

I promise.

Are you sure you're not going to come back? Because you can steal some more

stuff. More than welcome.

I'll definitely think about it.

You're going to the real expensive aisle. That's the one in aisle 13.

There you go.