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Oh, my husband, he left me a note. That's lovely. What does it say?

Darling. Oh, that's very nice. I deliver this message to you after long and careful consideration

and is meant to repair the situation currently affecting us.

What situation?

Of late, my observations of your behaviour and bearing have left me in a state of worry.

Why? The poise and attention to detail that was once your trademark as a dutiful wife

have diminished in ways that I find utterly unacceptable. Oh, my God, is this divorce?

The displeasure I feel at your recent failures has rendered me incapable of delivering a just

correction. I don't know what I've done wrong. Oh, my goodness. In the alternative,

I have decided to enlist the aid of a disciplinary agent. What on earth is that?

To correct your deficiencies. This agent is a professional that I have hired and

authorised to command you in all ways. If you have any wish to remain in my favour and retain the

title of wife, of course I do. You will obey this agent with the utmost humility.

His arrival will follow not long after you receive this message.

Do not attempt to contact me or anyone else during your period of instruction.

I am so extremely disappointed in you, darling. Oh, my goodness.

What sort of way is that to greet someone who knocks at the door? Don't you have any manners?

I think this is why my services have been called for.

I'm so sorry. I just I recently just I just got a message from my husband.

You have you have received the message and I am the discipline agent that is talked of in the

letter. I'm sorry. And I am going to have my work cut out with you, aren't I? So we better get

started straight away. Let's have a look at you. Come here. Come here. Come closer. Come here.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't actually know what a discipline agent does.

You don't know. I think it's self-explanatory. Do you don't know what discipline means? I'm here

to sort out your behaviour, get you to pull your socks up. It appears to me or I've been told

that when you were first married, your husband was actually remarkably pleased with your behaviour.

Yes, when he was entertained entertaining guests, you presented yourself in a beautiful way.

You were polite and in every way is satisfactory. I think I have any details,

but in every way he tells me you were satisfactory. I mean, I suppose I might have

relaxed a bit, but relaxed a bit. Yes. And that's why my services are needed.

Let's have a look at you again. These shoulder pads straight. Yes. Oh, look at this. What?

I've seen something better on the back of a tractor going to the stables.

It looks like straw. Oh, well, you are going to have to pull your socks up. I want you to look

absolutely immaculate for your husband. And if I do my job right, you will. Let's have a look at

you. Come on. Come on. Come on. Look at those. Look at those shoes. Look down here. Put my finger

in there. Look right in there. You need to get the correct shoes. Your husband isn't a pauper.

He will fork out for shoes for you. He's forking out for my fees. It's just so convenient to buy

What's this? This looks like a very aggressive attitude. Clenched, won't they? Let's have these

hands open. I've not had time to get it managed yet. Let's do this again. I'm going to knock at

the door and begin to see if we get any further. Please come in. How difficult was that? Now,

let's have a look at you. Come on. Oh, look at this. What? Look at this. Nicely presented.

This little slit's not in the middle. It doesn't fit perfectly. I know. You are going to have to

pay more attention to your clothing, young lady. It's just that when I'm just going to be at home

on my own, I tend to relax a bit. Relax a bit, yes. Well, we're going to change you into a

conscientious young wife, aren't we? Yes. You're going to regain your correct attitude. Now then,

let's have a look at these stockings. Are they stockings or are they tights? Let's have a look.

Come on. Are they stockings? They're stockings. So, let's have a look. Look at this. Look at this.

All twisted over. And this, this one. Oh, dear me. Let's have a look. Turn around.

Pull that up. Come on. Right up. Right up. Right up. Oh, my goodness. Look at these knickers going

straight into your crack. Pull them out nicely. That's not the sort of way a young lady dresses,

is it? Pull it down. Pull it down. Right. Now then, let's see how we can get on with a little

sort of stepping, walking. Do a nice little walk for me. Like you would walk if your husband was

entertaining some guests, some business guests. That's right. Okay. Yes. Walking like a lady.

That's what I want to see. Come towards me. Now then, let's see what your balance is like.

Let's see some high steps. Let's see. Yes. And pull your skirt up. Your dress. Right up.

So that we can see. That's right. Now then, this leg. Right up. Let's see those heels. Pointing

vertically down. They're not vertical. No, no, they're going down at an angle.

Yes. And now let's try pointed toes. Turn around. Ow. No, ow's not the right word. Come on. Come on.

Let's see it. Let's see it. Good. Good. Getting better. Yes. Yes. Maybe. Maybe we can do something

with you. Oh, I hope so. Come along. Come along. Yes. Okay.

Okay. Let's see how you can sit now. Bring this chair around to the front. I don't like that chair.

Now, we're having a cocktail engagement. And you're coming round and you're going to take a seat.

Maybe cross legs. Yes. Oh, we need some work done here, don't we? You need to look elegant.

You need to look perfect for your husband, don't you? I do remember how I was taught to do it at

finishing school. How did you mention it? That's right. That's right. So try to get it.

How did you mention it? That's right. Try it again. One, two, three, and sit.

Better. You see, you can do it, can't you, young lady? You are going to learn to do a very good

job for your husband, aren't you? In every possible way. Am I right? Do I have your attention? Yes.

Okay. All right. Let's have a look at you. Let's, yes. Let's have a look at this hair again.

I've not had an appointment for a couple of weeks. Yes. Look at these clasps. One's up in the air

here. One's down there. These two are together. I don't... It's a hodgepodge. It's a hodgepodge.

And this label sticking out. What is that? I didn't know. And the dress isn't done up.

Oh, I didn't... Look, let me help you. It seems you need a lot of help.

There we go. Thank you. Let's get this hair. Oh, look at this. Strands of hair all over the place.

I've not straightened it for a while and I realize I should have done now. I should have...

Right. There's a lot of things I've just... Running a house is a lot of work and I just let go of

some things. We want a fully focused young woman. Yes. Your husband has an important job,

doesn't he? I understand. Yes. I think he's in a home office. Yes, he is. And he needs a wife

that's appropriate. Someone who can conduct meetings, entertain guests when your husband's

a little bit late. Yes. That sort of thing. So you're going to have to pull your socks up.

Yes. Right. Another important thing for a wife is to be really fit. I don't mean that in a sexual

way, although you probably pass. I mean physically fit. Able to carry out tasks. Yes. Okay? Yes.

Tasks. In order to be physically fit, we need to check to see how supple you are. Oh, I'm very

supple. Are you? You're very supple. Okay. Well, we need to do a bit of fitness training, don't we?

Just see how supple you are. Okay? So stand up. Take your shoes off. Yes. We don't want those

shoes on now when you're doing a bit of fitness training, do you? Okay. Now then, let's see you

on... Yes, pull this dress up. It's going to be in the way, isn't it? That's it. Tuck it in somewhere.

That's good. Yes. Come on. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up at what? Right. Come over here. Turn

around. Face the window. Right. Turn around. Face that window. Pay attention. Let's see if you can

touch your toes. You can do that, can you? Yes. Oh, you can, can't you? Yes. You're touching the

floor, not your toes. You see, you need to pay attention to details. Attention to details. I said

toes, not the floor. You're showing off, aren't you? No, sir. Are you showing off? No. You're not,

are you? No. Don't ever think of showing off to me. I won't. I know what's going on in that brain

of yours. Yes, sir. Just by looking at you, your eyes give away all your secrets. Okay, you may stand

up. Right. Let's have you on all fours now. Hands and knees.

Yes, that's good.

This finger needs to be... This is all wrong. I'm sorry. That's better. Let's have a look at you.

Okay. Now then, just walk around and face me in that position.

Right. Now then, let's see if you can give us the downward dog.

Do you know what that is? Yes, sir. Is it a bit embarrassing? Yes, sir. Do it. Do it now.

Yes, see if you can hold that. Down to ten for me. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

nine, ten. Okay. Yes, that's not too bad. Now, do you know the triangle pose? Yes, sir. You do?

Yes, sir. Oh, I'm impressed. Okay. And triangle pose.

Yes, straight here. Yes, good. Fingers together. Yes, pointing right up. This is a bit bent.

And this is a bit bent here. That's better. Yes, everything's... Yes, yes. Okay.

I think I'm getting somewhere with you.

Okay. You may stand up. Let's have a look at you. You're looking a bit flushed.

Now, you need to undertake these exercises every morning. Yes, sir. That's better. We're getting

somewhere, aren't we? Every morning, without fail, I shall know what is in the back of my head.

Okay. Now then, what should we do next with you? One more position, I think.

The frog. The frog.

The frog.

Yes.

It's not really a frog without a croaking noise, is it?

I can't make croaking noises. You can't? Well, have a go.

Croak. Oh dear. You're testing my patience.

Croak. We're going to have to do a little bit of work on this, aren't we? Croak.

One more go. Croak. I sense a bit of reluctance there.

Croak. Right. There's one little procedure that we haven't undertaken yet. You may stand up.

Now, it may be a little bit old-fashioned in some circles, but one of the wifey duties

is cleaning. Oh yes. Dusting. I actually think I'm quite good at that, to be honest.

Well, I think we have a duster somewhere here.

Let's get this table sorted out. In fact, this chair

is a little in between those bits there. A bit of dust, isn't it?

You're not getting in between the runs, are you? How are we going to get the dust out of here

if you're just going like that? For goodness sake. Come on. Hurry up. That's better. Good.

Good. Nicely polished runs. I hate to think what's going through your mind while you're

doing that. Nothing. I think not. Okay. There's no need to wear the wood away. Just move on to

the next one. We haven't got all day. You have to do the cleaning well, but you have to be

efficient and quick at it.

You can do that letter. I think you know what's in it, don't you?

I think we understand what's happening. Right. A little bit of cleaning here.

Oh no, no, no, no, no. We're going to have to revisit this. There's going to need to be

some adjustments, you know. You're going to have to do this job more quickly, more efficiently

with the proper tools. We're going to have to revisit this. Yes, I think more assessment

is required. What kind of adjustment? That's up to me.

We need to continue, don't we? Yes, sir.

We've added the collar just so that you understand. What do you think the collar represents?

A submission. A submission. You're a fast learner, aren't you? Let's have a look at this body of yours.

Turn around. Oh my goodness. Look at this. What? It just looks untidy to me. Untidy? Yes. Untidy.

You're going to have to make big strides to improve your appearance. Look at these marks

around here. What is that from? It's from the garter belt, sir. Well, it's obviously too tight,

isn't it? Why are you doing it up too tight? What's your husband going to think about this

when he sees you? He's never mentioned it, sir. Well, I'm going to draw attention to it.

We're going to have to... No, there's no need to appear to be modest in front of me, young lady.

I'm here to assess your appearance and I've brought her a straight edge,

a measuring edge to check things. Let's have a look at this runway.

Oh my goodness. Look at this hair twisted over here. I've not actually... That pubic hair is

unruly. I've just... It's not straight. See if you can make that little bit at the end straight.

I don't think I can make it straight, sir. Put it out so that it's... Oh my goodness. I'm sorry.

You're going to have to pay attention to your appearance, aren't you, down there?

I should have trimmed it. Good lord. That's what I normally do and I just... And round the edges.

I didn't shave this morning. I wasn't expecting it... It's like a lawn that hasn't been properly

edged, isn't it? I'm sorry. Yes. Stop it. What else have we got? Let's have a look at you.

Yes. Quite tidy. Quite nice. These nipples. Let's have a look. What have we got here?

Butt. A centimeter. Yes. Pull them out. Tweak them. Tweak them. Tweak them. Pull. Pull. Pull.

Good. Good. And let go. You see, that's much better. We're nearly 1.5 centimeters.

That's all together better, isn't it? Yes, indeed. It's hair again. You really have to do

something about this. I'll get a haircut. Oh gosh. Your hands. I'll get a manicure.

Okay. I'll get them polished. I used to do that every week and I just got out of the habit and...

You have, haven't you? Well, we're going to continue with a few poses. Oh. A bit more...

What should we say? A little bit like training a filly. What do you call it when they do dress

arch, isn't it? Yes, sir. Yes. So, there's no need to appear modest in front of me.

I've seen what you have there, haven't I? And we've seen how unruly it is.

Right. Let's see what we can do. Let's have this leg up. Knee bent straight. This out. Yes.

And as you come down to the floor with that one, move forward very slightly and this one up.

Right up. That's it. Nice. Very nice. That's better. Oh my goodness. This is really putting me off.

It really is. Look at that hair on your pubic hair. I don't know if I can continue with this,

but I'm going to force myself. And leg down. And other leg up.

Right. Okay. And count to ten. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. And down.

How do you feel? It's quite hard. It is, isn't it? I've not really been working out recently.

It's called discipline. Now, when I'm not with you, you'll have to exercise self-discipline.

So my job is to instill that into you. Okay. Take those shoes off. Yes, sir.

Turn around and face me. Stand here. Feet, feet, feet. Right. Let's see some squats. Oh, yes, sir.

What were you going to say? Nothing. That's right. One and two and get these knees horizontal.

Legs rather. Yes. And one and two and three and four and five and six and seven and eight and nine

and ten. Right. A little bit out of breath, aren't we? Turn around, face me. Let's have a look at you again.

Yes, this is really very poor. Very, very poor. These, they seem to have gone down again.

These nipples, why do they keep retracting?

Your bottom, your bottom should be sticking out more than that. That's better.

Let's have it sticking out nicely. Yes. Good. Good. Right. Some lunges, I think. Yes, sir.

Do you know what a lunge is? And lunge. Yes.

Lunge and swap over.

That's good. And up.

Oh my goodness, you're out of breath, aren't you? This just won't do. We're going to have to

continue this. Right. Let's have you doing a little run on the spot. One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. And as you're running, turn around for me. That's it.

One, two. Oh, look at all that. Yes. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three,

four. One, two, three, four. There's work to be done here, isn't there? Yes, sir. Why are you

out of breath? You see, this is indicative of your new attitude and your new attitude is going to

change. Now you have this colour on, isn't it? Yes, sir. You're going to be, what are you going

to be? Obedient. Obedient. That's a good word, isn't it? You're going to be obedient. And devoted.

Devoted. Conscientious. Self-disciplined. Self-disciplined. Yes, indeed. A few more

poses, I think. This is not going desperately well, but I think we can retrieve it. Let's

hug that frog again. Come on. Yes. Okay. Yes. See if you can touch your toes. Oh,

God, it's so explicit. Oh, yes, you can, can't you? That is, yes, that's not bad.

Please, can I put some clothes back on again? I feel like you can see everything.

I can see everything. You're absolutely right. And I can see now at the back of your head where

these clasps are all wrong. You should look in the mirror when you do that and get them straight.

Do you understand? Yes, sir. Okay. Well, I'm pleased with these toes. You seem to be getting

those to meet nicely. Even the little pinkies meeting nicely. We are making some kind of

progress, aren't we? Yes, sir. Yes, sir, indeed. Okay, let's have you back up.

Stand up quickly. What are you doing? When I say stand up, you jump to it.

You're going to have to get you in the army or something, aren't we? Get Sergeant Major onto you.

Hmm. Okay, here.

Let's see you on tiptoes. All right, put your hands above your head.

Tiptoes. Let's see how long you can stand that.

Good. Yes. Yes. Okay. Stressful position, isn't it? Yes, sir.

Stressful position indeed. Okay, you may go down now. Okay. Now,

this is still upsetting me. Yes, sir. If I have to revisit you,

this pubic hair will be straight cut off here. Yes, sir. Do you understand? Uh-huh. Yes, I do.

This frizzy bit will be sorted out and everything will be neat and tidy. Okay.

Okay. Now, if your husband has to discipline you,

it might be helpful to make sure that you can assume the position. So turn around and face

that window. Bend over and touch your toes. Yes, sir. Yes. Yes, sir.

This is the position that you may receive discipline in. Yes, sir. If we do not make quick

progress. Yes, sir. Do you understand? Yes, sir. Yes. Oh, we're getting there.

We're still working progress. Okay. Let's see you on all fours now.

Okay. Yes. Okay. And walk around for me.

Yes, let's see these fingers together, I think. Yes, let's see how we do with that.

Fingers together and stop there. That's right.

Let's see that next position that you obviously really like. Can you guess what it is? Yes, sir.

What is it? It's the chest to floor position. Chest to floor position. Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, my goodness. That is a very revealing position. How do you feel about that?

Oh, my God. Very embarrassed, sir. Do you?

Well, you can hold that position. What are you going to be when you see your husband next?

Submissive, devoted and conscientious, sir. That's right. Oh, they're three very good words.

Let's hear them again. Submissive, devoted and conscientious, sir.

Okay. Let's hear it once more a little bit louder. Submissive, conscientious and devoted, sir.

That's better. Get your head right down in the carpet.

Submissive. Devoted and conscientious, sir.

Right. Now then, can you think of any other poses we might like to have you in?

What did we do before when you had your dress on? Downward dog, sir. Downward dog.

Yes. Okay. Legs here, back.

Nice. And these nipples, they seem to have receded again, don't they? What are we doing with them?

What are we going to do? We're going to have to pull them out, aren't we?

Yes, sir. We're going to have to make them stand to attention.

Yes, sir. We're going to have to make them erect, sir.

Erect. Good word. Okay. Submissive. Devoted and conscientious, sir.

Yes. I think that's what we might call this little

procedure that we're undergoing. I think I might call it that. What am I going to call it?

Submissive. Devoted and conscientious, sir. Okay. Right. One more position, I think.

Yes, sir. Let's have you back up.

You're looking a bit flustered, are you? Yes, sir.

Flustered. We don't want a flustered wife, do we? We want a composed wife. We want a wife that

has those three words in her mind. What are they? Submissive, devoted and conscientious, sir.

That's right. Submissive. Devoted and conscientious, sir.

I think we're done with that now. I think these need to be teased out.

Okay. And relax. Let's have a look. Oh, yes, we're back to one and a half centimeters.

Now then, for future reference on our next visit, let's have a look. What have we got here? We've

got, oh, we've got 10 centimeters. Now then, that needs to be nine centimeters with that little

fluffy, miscreant little bit at the end chopped off. Yes, sir. Everything nice and tidy and neat

is what we want, isn't it? Yes, sir. This is work in progress. I was going to say,

I'm sorry to say, but I'm afraid I'm not. Please, can I get dressed now, sir?

I do the talking. You do the listening. This is how this works. Do you understand? You may not

get dressed. You are going to go and stand out in the garden and make it where the neighbors can

possibly see you until I tell you to come in.

I do the talking. What do you do? The listening, the obeying. Do you understand?

You do understand, don't you? This is your life from now on. You're going to learn to be conscientious,

submissive, and devoted. Now, I'm going to write a report, and whilst I'm doing that,

you're going to be naked in the garden, and I don't want you pretending to be sensitive about

being naked. You'll stand out there with your hands in, arms in the box position behind your back,

like that. Okay? Now, you may walk out

while I do the report. Do you understand? Yes, sir. I should be keeping an eye on you.

Hands in the box position behind your back.

Right. I need to sit down and do this report now.

Yes. Well, maybe I'll leave it a while while she's out there. Yes.

Oh, yes. Good girl. Well, I suppose we're getting somewhere with her.