Original subtitles

Xiao Wanqing

, give it to me!

Don't you even know who you are? You

dare try to steal

my butt? What the hell?

I

wasn't taking a dump in the toilet!

Is your butt about to vomit again?

Don't move

!

One

, hehehe,

you are my baby.

The feeling of missing you

is haunting me.

Baby, baby

, let's have a drink.

You are my favorite

Ace of Spades.

Cheers! Tears wet the mahjong tiles.

I

will never fall for your tricks again.

I pooped a lot today

because I missed you over

and over again.

Stinky baby,

silly dog.

We 've

traveled to the Republican era.

Could it be that we've

become the two female leads

and will reach the pinnacle of life ?

The villainous supporting character

? No way!

We're just cannon fodder!

Look at our ending!

The original book says that

you, as the eldest daughter-in-law of the He family,

not only cheated on her

but also got pregnant.

In the end, you were drowned in a pig cage

. Drowning in a pig cage

! No, don't drown me in a pig cage!

And I, as the second daughter-in-law of the He family,

was driven by jealousy and tried to

trap the female lead several times, but failed.

In the end, I was

shot in the crossfire. Damn it, you grandson of your grandfather

! What kind of fate do we have?

The world is dangerous

. If it doesn't work, we'll retreat.

This figure,

this height

, you look like you're very fertile.

This Adam's apple

, this nose bridge,

this drama must be very explicit.

This time-travel bonus is too good!

What kind of dirty things are we?

In their eyes,

we might not be anything at all.

Since the marriage,

you two have had a bad relationship and

made the house

a mess every day

. He... "I've been too lenient with you two.

No feelings, no compatibility.

We hit it off immediately ,

like-minded people.

So, you two, it's

just that

we're bored and decided

to go for a stroll together,

how

is that illegal?"

"Why did those two suddenly change their ways?

Su Yuluo,

what tricks are you playing?" "

She's just plain hungry,

starving.

Yes

, being pretty can't fill an empty stomach. Tell the cook

to serve

dinner!

Small stomach, small stomach!

You've learned a lot following me.

Before, we squeezed into

a shabby rented room eating instant noodles

every day, today we're finally eating something good!

Will those two get bitten by rabid dogs? '

Eating and sleeping are inappropriate,'

what do we do?

Suddenly I don't want to run anymore.

Who wouldn't be confused

by this table ?

It's like a sparrow eating a banana,

it's really delicious!

You eat meat!

Don't keep eating those beans,

those beans are old!

Who said these beans are old?

These beans are so delicious!

Oh

no, I feel like I'm falling in love!

Xiao Wanqing,

as the eldest daughter-in-law of the He family,

I hope you can act like a lady.

You eat first,

I have things to do.

These

next few days, my brother and I will be very busy,

so behave yourself.

Xiao Luoluo,

eating a meal has to be so nerve-wracking

, it's exhausting.

Yes

, with our IQs,

we simply can't handle these two." Young master

, let's run away!

Madam, someone's looking for you outside.

This flower of true love

is for you

, my dear little darling

. Nobody's here, let's go back.

Qingjing,

it's me!

Didn't we agree to

elope tonight?

I asked you to bring what you wanted

, did you bring it?

Elopement

! Although I have nothing now

, I have a sincere heart

beating for you.

Believe me,

as long as you

bring me the family

fortune, I will definitely give you happiness.

I have an urge to throw him in the latrine

and stir him up

. I agree,

I can't be discovered, I'm

leaving first.

Remember, 8 pm tonight, don't be late!

You haven't already... you know... with him,

have you?

Su Yuluo , hurry up and

pour out the yellow garbage

in your brain. If he

exposes our affair

in front of He Mingzhang,

won't my good days be over?

Drowning in a pig cage

? No ,

absolutely not!

I want to stay clean and free in this world!

Mom's little mouth,

isn't he just a pretty boy?

We'll just give him

... hehehehe!

Brother, they really are restless.

I never thought that

my He family would have two

traitors like this.

As long as they dare to step out of

the He family's gate, they'll be

treacherous without a doubt.

Pegasus Meteor Hammer

Stop hitting me with that

"childless kick" !

This feeling is so good!

You sissy,

if you dare bother my sister again,

I'll slap you!

Who are you going to slap?

Barbie Q,

if we get killed here,

can we watch ads to revive

? Wait,

how did they know we were here

? Have they been spying on us all

this time?

Madam , what are you

doing?

There was a big rat just now,

we chased it away

, but I heard

someone is planning to elope!

Nonsense!

Mingzhang,

do you know that

I'll

only

leave you

when mountains crumble and the heavens

and earth unite ? How could I bear to leave you?

Me too,

mwah!

What are you touching?

Let's go back to sleep

. Let's go

! God,

I can fantasize,

but I can't actually sleep!

How could I forget about this

? You brainless idiot , think of something!

Big brother,

you let them go so easily?

Family marriage involves too many interests .

As long as it doesn't go too far,

let's keep them for now.

Yuan

Su Yuluo

, give my sister-in-law back to me! Big brother

, nothing tastes better than dumplings,

nothing's more fun than sister-in-law!

I want to sleep with sister-in-law too!

Our sisterly bond is stronger than gold,

I want to sleep with my sister-in-law too

! I'm going all out!

Let's all sleep together today!

Do you think that's right?

Good

girl, let's make our lives better!

That's better than

anything! My baby is so right!

Goodnight, Makka Pakka

, Umshidishi

! (Oops, wrong answer!)

Men smell so good

! He-gege is so handsome!

Where are they? They

left as soon as you fell asleep.

They probably slept together,

little brother.

Actually, I've liked you for a long time,

and so have I.

Today,

let's break through these

societal barriers

and bravely love each other. Kiss

me!

Why are you so bored?

Life without a phone

is so boring !

How about we go shopping?

Our rich lady

found a bargain on a shopping spree

! Yes, good idea!

I don't want to go out.

These clothes are hideous!

I can't even show off

my hard-earned

little belly.

Baby

, we

can DIY!

Hey,

what kind of behavior

is this? As a daughter-in-law of the He family,

I've been married for half a year

and still have no children.

I've only been out for a few days,

and you're dressed

so indecently!

These clothes... My vision

went completely black.

Had she

spilled her color palette all over herself? Do

rich people

dress like that?

Probably

no one dared tell her the truth.

Are you even

listening to me?

Mommy,

Mommy,

I consulted a master who said

this kind of clothing

is good for absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth,

and for fertility.

Yes, yes,

we've always considered carrying on the family line

as the most important thing

when marrying into the He family.

Good, good

, whoever gets pregnant first gets

this

antique

ring

from Southeast Asia worth a mansion.

Me, me, my mom, my husband...

I had eight babies in one pregnancy!

You... you... what do you know about

childbirth?

I'm going to have 99 babies

, all with diapers!

What's wrong with them

? Never mind,

as long as they can have children...

Even if they're both idiots, I'll accept it.

To ensure the He family line

continues as soon as possible

, you must take

this and study it carefully.

It's definitely full

of scenes unsuitable for children.

Do you want to see it?

I'm an innocent girl

, I don't want to see it!

Is that so?

Then I'll just have to throw it away.

No, no, no

, I admit I really want to see it! Look!

The content here is

even more exciting and explosive

than erotica !

I admit I'm a little agitated.

I'm going to wash up first.

The illustrations in this book deserve five stars

, no, seven stars!

What are you looking at?

Postpartum care for a sow

? You don't need that!

Hey handsome,

you call this a sow

? What is this?

A sow's legs are this long? Well

, a sow's legs are this long.

Look at this, this, this... what is this?

And this

... They're already a bit obsessed with them,

why did they have to fight? Even if you

told me, I wouldn't understand.

If you don't tell me, how am I supposed to understand?

Xiao Wanqing,

you'll understand once you see

this. Prepare a few more

aphrodisiac and kidney-tonifying dishes

for my two eldest sons to nourish them properly.

What do you mean it's not as good as having sex

?

What do you mean having eight babies at once

? You 're just

messing around.

Since that's the case

, don't blame me. I'm really a liar.

After

we finish this meal,

we'll need to fight for at least two hours.

Two hours is not scientific.

Have you been

brainwashed by the baby-making secrets?

Today is a rare family reunion

. Come on, everyone, let's have a drink.

It's so hot

. Wasn't everything fine just now?

What happened?

Zhixu,

quickly take her back to the room.

It's not appropriate to take off your clothes

in public.

Okay, okay.

So sleepy,

you all go play, go play,

don't worry about me.

Okay,

mission accomplished

, to carry on the He family line, you

still have to look at me. I'm

so hot,

help me.

How do you want me to take it off?

Of course , it's

his mother's little mouth.

You're getting addicted to acting.

Talk to me,

you acted first.

But

how did you find out

the drink was drugged?

Your mother,

our mother's acting is too clumsy.

I warn you

, don't touch me

, or

I'll rub you on the ground.

I'm not interested in

someone like

you, you stinky man.

You only deserve to sleep on the ground.

Sleep,

you can open your eyes

now. What a handsome man.

How come I never noticed

how cute she is

before?

Wake up ! A

promiscuous woman like her

isn't worth your attention.

This feel

is simply hard to grasp.

Xiao Wanqing

, is this how you

seduce men?

Yuan

Baoyi

said I didn't mean it, would you believe me?

Xiao Wanqing,

um,

playing hard to get. This trick

doesn't work on me. I

only touched him a few times.

Why are you so hostile towards me?

But the feeling of these abs

is simply wonderful.

This male model is quite handsome. Holy

crap

, He Zhixu,

He Zhixu

Su Yuluo, what's wrong with you? If

you dare to take advantage of me again

, I'll beat you

up three times

! Sorry,

this is my territory

, get out!

Are you a dog?

Can you take responsibility?

I am a dog! If you

dare touch me again,

I'll

bark!

How did you two sleep last night? You

slept very well

and quickly!

You two brats,

are you not good enough?

Heh,

she means

you fell asleep quickly.

Not bad, not bad.

Then

try again

tonight!

Facing us two beauties

, why aren't they lustful?

Do you think

they're actually

gay ?

Wanwan, come here

! Wanwan ,

come

here!

These two

are your sisters-in-law

! Hello, sisters-in- law! Hello

, hello, hello, everyone!

Aunt

Wanwan, when you were studying abroad...

But I've always been thinking about you.

It's just

that all my brothers are married

now. Didn't you only want me

to be your daughter-in-law before?

Is it that Wanwan is inferior to your sister-in-law?

Little cutie,

well

, plans don't

always go as expected.

I'll go arrange lunch.

You guys chat first.

Hmph, it's

only because Wanwan is such a good girl that

you feel threatened.

Do your sisters-in-law not like me?

Sorry,

I'm allergic

and can't be around people with ulterior motives.

But my brothers really like me.

If I hadn't gone abroad to study,

I would definitely have

a place as the young mistress of the He family.

Sorry,

I'm too blunt.

You won't mind, will you?

All this "brother, brother,

" what's wrong with you? Are you going to lay an egg?

If you're just

being nosy, go lick the toilet

and stop talking nonsense here.

Let me tell you the truth

, someone like you, I could punch eight of you. If

you dare to say

another word,

believe

me, I'll make you

stab yourself and come out with a red knife.

Auntie,

don't cook for me anymore.

You

're just a little vegetable

. So... Easy

baby, you're amazing!

I love you more and more!

Hey, where are

they?

Weren't we supposed

to go to a party together

this afternoon? A party,

yeah

, this party !

All the guests are celebrities and ladies of high society.

Now that you're

the ladies of the He family,

you should broaden your horizons.

Hmph,

those women

used to laugh at me all the time.

Today, it's time to let them know that

being the lady of the He family isn't so easy.

You young people

, go and have a look around.

Thank you, Mommy

. Try this. Do you

like

it?

Not even a fraction as

sweet as you .

Oh dear, let me see.

Where 's

the demeanor of a lady of high society

? It's just a small family

with no manners.

Wang Ma

is here.

Where are they

? The ladies have all gone to

the ladies' party.

Those ladies

are no pushovers.

They won't be in any danger, will they?

Arrange for a car

to get to the banquet hall as quickly as possible

. Oh, isn't this Mrs. He?

Long time no see!

What a stereotypical villain!

In a drama, she wouldn't survive an episode.

Who in the whole city doesn't know her?

The two daughters-in -law of the He family

are so vulgar and have

turned the He family

upside down .

Instead of being home educating your daughters-in

-law, you have the leisure to attend parties.

It's none of your business; I'm just concerned for you.

After all, what kind of good daughters-in-

law can

a widow raise

? You're beholden to those who give you gifts;

you 're obligated to eat

their food.

Sister,

are you suffering from uremia?

Your mouth is so venomous

! I'd rather kick you

than risk you licking my feet

and infecting me with

your pink, delicate

charm. How old are you now?

The wrinkles on your face

could trap mosquitoes.

You're so old, what are

you pretending to be young for? You dare

to curse Madam Xu

in front of so many people ! Even if I

couldn't hear you clearly,

I could have your name engraved on her tombstone!

You shameless woman

! Times have really changed; even

maggots can talk now!

What do you want?

Quickly ask me if I'm a little rabbit .

Are you a little rabbit?

I'm a little rabbit!

Quickly ask me if I'm a sika deer.

Are you a sika deer?

Are you stupid?

I'll tell you everything,

I am... Hey little bunny,

you ill-mannered thing, are you

alright?

You could have just hit her directly

, but you made up an excuse

to let her strike first.

Even so

, it doesn't make us seem

unreasonable. It's your turn now

! You dared to

hit an elder!

Today, let me teach you a lesson, you

ill-mannered thing!

Sisters

, watch my

Buddha's Palm!

Sisters- in-law,

you've gone too far

! Everyone here is respectable, why are you all here

?

Why

did you hit them so little

and hit me so much?

Because Little Cutie

is going to get hit three times

as hard! Old Deng, Little Deng,

any objections?

No, no, we wouldn't

dare!

After hitting them, you can't hit me anymore! Oh, you

dare touch our people

!

Oh my god,

brother

, it seems we've been overthinking things.

Who beat you like this

? It was her, it was them,

it was your husband! Isn't that a rhetorical question?

How are we going to handle this?

Never mind,

Little Cutie's essential skill:

feigning unconsciousness!

Oh brother,

I was wrong, I was wrong.

My wife is sick.

I need to take them to the doctor first.

We'll talk later. If anyone dares to spread

what happened

yesterday , they'll

bear the consequences

. Put me down!

You've shaken my stomach out! I'm

not pretending

anymore. Thank you, hero, for saving my life.

You still need me to save you?

What about those ladies

you injured

all over the place?

Let them

suffer! There aren't many women

like me who

combine beauty and martial arts skills . Cherish

what you have. Don't you know

you can't just touch a man's head?

What will

happen if

you do ? Is this guy finally getting it?

Sure enough,

men only behave when they're hanging on the wall.

He Zhixu, you have no martial ethics! Um,

we didn't mean to today.

This

isn't your problem.

There's no need to explain to me

. Um,

get up then? I

almost

fell for it! Oh no, I slapped

too hard

yesterday

and forgot this crazy woman was here too.

Is she

going to cut off our allowance?

Mommy, good morning!

We're still sleepy. Let's

go back to sleep for a while.

Sit down,

I have something to tell you.

Mom

, we didn't mean to yesterday.

It was just because...

Can you teach me how to swear?

Swearing is

all about Mommy!

Using relatives as the radius

, father as an assistant

, ancestors as the goal

, and ancestral graves as the destination,

you completely don't understand.

Let me teach you a formula for cursing:

subject + relative + body part.

For example,

"Your breath is stinkier

than your third uncle's athlete's

foot that hasn't been washed for half a year.

Come on, come on,

your heart is smaller

than your second aunt's

belly button that hasn't been cleaned for decades.

Very good, you

have a bright future.

" I'll teach you another one.

In our Changsha dialect, we say, "

When did

the three of them get so close ?

Being able to make Mom happy is good." Oh

right, I don't seem to dislike

that crazy woman

anymore. She raised

He Mingzhang and

the others all by herself, which wasn't easy.

From now on, we

won't call her crazy woman.

What about the pocket money Mom gave us

? I didn't expect

Mom to give us so many rewards just by talking.

Wow,

so much money!

One million.

Leave my son!

No,

we are true love.

Money can't buy dignity.

Two million.

Are you insulting my personality?

Is that enough?

Will you leave

? Okay,

I will definitely take the money and run far away

, never to set foot in your He family again . Does

she really

want to leave me?

Second Young Madam

, your family sent word that

you are coming home for lunch.

You vicious stepmother,

bewitched,

and have an arrogant illegitimate child.

This... "The stack is full,

looks like we

're going to have a big showdown today.

Young Madam

, Young Master wants you to go to the trading company. We'll

do it another day,

we're busy today.

Young Master said

I must take you there

. You go, I

can manage on my own

, but I'm worried.

Don't worry, don't worry,

our fighting power

is not to be underestimated.

But you must be careful going alone. Oh,

this family

doesn't look

like

good

people.

You're not

coming back empty-handed this time, are you?

So all the money from before was given to you

, you're a worthless piece of trash. You're

coming back empty-handed

and you still have the nerve

to sit

at the table to eat

? What are you doing? You

've grown wings after getting married

and you don't listen

to me anymore. I raised you, she's not even as good as our Yaozu, not even

a finger of hers. Sister, do you want some too?

It's a gift for you.

Our Yaozu is too kind.

Su Yuluo

, hurry up and kowtow to thank

me.

You've really messed with me. You

love to eat, huh?

I'll teach you to eat.

The tiger doesn't roar.

Hello Kitty,

how could you do this?

Yaozu, are you alright?

Su Yuluo,

where are you going?

I'm going to

skin you alive. She must have run away in fear

. Next time she comes back,

Mom will definitely teach her a lesson.

Do you think working for the family

will make you forgive

?

If you don't apologize to Yaozu today,

this isn't over for you.

Why aren't you saying anything?

Are you mute? Your

mop is covered in poop,

who would touch it?

Look at your

wicked tricks!

All that money,

you guys gave it all away!

Heavens!

She didn't go to deliver money,

she went to rob it!

But Madam seems unhappy

and injured.

Then have someone give the Su family

a good beating.

You want me

to sign this?

My God! Is this a

divorce agreement

? Real or fake?

Sign it and you'll be free!

Daddy

, you want me to leave

with nothing? Only someone with a screw loose would sign this.

I know you already

have someone else in your heart.

Sign it

and run away with your beloved.

Don't worry,

I'll tell your family

you're a slut

. You're a pretty good person, are n't

you? I won't sign

it . Get out of here

. Think it over and come back

. Mingzhang, listen to my explanation!

Mingzhang,

listen to my explanation!

Everything before was a misunderstanding

.

I promise I

'll never look at another man again.

I swear,

I swear

! Okay

, then we won't interfere with each other

. Be a good Madam He

and don't overstep

your bounds. Then work hard

, I'll wait for you to come home.

My darling

, I've missed you

so much. What's wrong with your mouth? It's

okay,

I was careless back then. I didn't dodge.

I just said

I shouldn't have let

you go alone. It's alright,

I'm here today...

"You stole a lot of money,

how are you doing?

I almost got divorced.

If it weren't for my

acting skills as a second-rate actor

saving the day,

I would never have seen you again, you

stinky bastard.

I promise

I'll never look at another man again.

I swear,

I really should have done this.

Yuan, she

must have been bullied terribly

when she went back to her parents' home.

What are you doing?

Help!

What grudge do

you have? Why are you threatening me?

Don't overthink it.

I just wanted to buy you a necklace, but I

didn't know your size,

so I did that.

Trust me

, okay?

Really,

go to sleep first.

What is this living father up to?

Oh

no, tonight is destined to be a sleepless night.

Why did He Zhixu

threaten me last night?

The necklace must be an excuse

. Could it be that he

hates me because

I'm the woman he can't have?

Why did He Mingzhang divorce me

? What did I do to offend him?

My life

is in danger!

Can't you comfort me?

What do you see? Much

better,

much better. Go

play.

Hey sister,

what kind of lame joke is this?

My life is in danger!

Let's run away with the money!

We've only been married for a short time!

The money from before has already been given to

Song Zhi and my family.

If we leave these two men

, what will we eat?"

We are women of the new era!

Men will only slow

us down!

It's time to unleash my

secret weapon!

Sisters, come and see

! Come and see

this amazing deal!

Welcome to He's Cheongsam

Blind Box Exhibition!

Today, to give you all a special treat

, we've slashed the price of cheongsams!

Isn't

that amazing ?

Not 39.9

, not 29 ,

today

it's not even 99!

Just 9.9 and you can take it home!

Sisters, what are you waiting for? Don't

buy

it for 10 yuan—it's too expensive!

But she's family!

9.9 yuan is a steal!

9.9 yuan

is a steal!

Buying it is a steal!

Who would wear that? Who's pretty,

sisters-in-law?

Is it because the He family doesn't give you pocket money anymore

that you've been reduced to making money as street vendors

? Do you live in a Bagua formation?

So sarcastic!

We should really put some oil in the pan

and see if it splatters or not.

Why are you like a leech , sticking to me like glue

? Could it be that you couldn't hook up with the brothers, so you've set your

sights on the sisters-in-law?

But

we don't want

your kind of "three-no" product. "

Three-no

" means

no figure,

no looks,

and no brains.

Oh dear,

sister, are you mentally challenged? You can't

even stand properly.

Today, your sisters-in-law will give you

a good lesson.

Oh

dear, cousin

, how could you treat us like this?

We're your sisters-in-law!

What's going on,

Mom ?

Mom

, please don't be angry

. It's all our

fault . My cousin hit us.

If my cousins

​​and sisters-in-law have done anything wrong,

just tell us and

we'll change.

Why do this?

Mom,

Aunt

, don't believe them.

We're blood relatives.

Don't worry

, once we

kick them out,

I'll marry into the family and take good care of you.

Get out of here!

Aunt said

you two

get out. I meant

get out ! You

've

already bullied my two daughters-in-law,

and now you dare to dream of marrying into the He family?

You

're dreaming

! Aunt, get out now!

Oh, Mom

, this is the first time I've ever yelled at someone,

I'm a little nervous. Mom

,

just remember one thing:

don't care about what others think,

otherwise

you'll become someone else's pants.

Whatever farts they make,

you'll have to bear them.

We'll be the farts

they make others bear!

Okay,

Mom, you're so great! Today,

Mom

and I are about to be completely charmed.

But

they seem to be short of money,

so let's find an excuse to give them some.

Are you running a fever?

Don't you want your hands anymore?

You're not

feeling sorry for your sister-in-law, are

you? You 're overthinking it.

I'm just giving

her a little something because she can make Mom happy,

understand?

This older brother of mine

is all talk

and no action

. Modern ways of doing things don't work

in the Republic of China era.

My throat... "Even the kids are yelling 'splits!'

Garlic birds, garlic birds,

it's not easy

for us. Let's find another way to make money.

Come with us tonight for a business dinner.

I 'm too tired,

I'm seriously ill!

Whoever wants to go, go!

The pay is generous,

how much is

the sugar daddy?

I admit my voice was a bit loud just now.

Master, please give me your orders. Daji

, just

be good .

Fox spirit

, oh, oh, I don't know how to flirt, but I'm still flirting! Oh, oh, oh,

I don't know how to flirt, but I'm still flirting!

After this job,

we 'll be one step closer to running away with the money.

I'm going to order eight

, no, ten male models

at once! Enjoy yourself!

Dress me up nicely tonight!

You hit me!

I have so much food,

so much cake.

It's not free, is it?"

Hey, do you think this is a buffet?

Mind your manners!

There's a handsome guy over there,

can I touch him?

This is a restaurant

, not a nightclub

. Let's go.

Are these two people you found

reliable? Don't be so picky

. It's good enough

they

're here. Who would dare do business with the He family? Oh,

let 's

have a drink first, then we'll talk

. Drink, drink!

Oh, so

we were brought here to shield us from the drinks! You

dare bully my sugar daddy?

Luckily, I was prepared

. Show yourself, little darling!

My goodness,

where did you pull that out?

Of course, it was from the system!

No one is allowed to leave

until we finish this!

Isn't this making things difficult for us?

We wouldn't dare!

Drink! SWA!

Cheers!

You're raising fish?

Drink!

This is how you drink alcohol

: wait a minute,

fill the glass before

drinking.

Are

you even a man?

If not,

forget it.

Okay,

you're just

a nobody in this world, you're bound to get hurt.

Two cuts, three blows

! Can you drink

with them? If you can't , we'll find male models.

I'll find ten

! They're leaving,

brother

knows.

Why aren't they back yet?

Wang Ma, Wang Ma,

Qin,

did you send someone to look for them?

Yes!

Is this something I can touch without spending money?

He Mingzhang,

I declare

I want to sleep with you

! Okay,

let's go to sleep.

Wait a minute,

we'll eat hairy

crabs. Let's go eat hairy

crabs!

Where are the hairy crabs? Which one do you want to eat?

The one on the far left,

my fish

! Okay

, I'll bring it up for you now.

I don't want this

one. Kiss , I want a kiss!

You want a kiss!

Don't do it here!

Let me kiss you!

Send it up,

I want a kiss!

Hurry up

, hurry up,

I want a kiss

! Oh my god,

are all young people these days

so crazy?

Standing on tiptoe

! Oh my god

, finally a couple that's a little normal!

Step on my foot!

You

're talking

nonsense! I'm going

to bite

your butt!

Hurry up,

hurry up,

send them up too

!

You're talking nonsense! I didn't have any! You have

some, but

I want to bite too! I said it first !

Oh my god! I want some too! I want to bite too!

What did I just see?

I need to wash my eyes!

Please forgive me, little Xu!

I'll give you all my money

! Hahahaha!

Good boy

! Hahahaha!

Why

did you

hit me?

What are you doing

here

? Don't you remember what you did to me last night ? Did I rape

you last night? You insist on holding me to sleep,

you're really shameless in your words

just to get me.

You wouldn't happen to be

in love with me,

would you ?

If you keep doing this,

I'm going to kiss you!

Kiss me! You little mouth, just kiss me already! You

're all lustful but lack the guts,

are you driven mad by my charm?

This touch

, this elasticity

, and that barely visible V-line— I'm

a million times satisfied!

I haven't had enough!

Guess what He Zhangming and I did

last night? Tell

me! Tell me!

I touched his

...

well, you know

. My time is precious ,

so don't tell me anything

unless it's porn . You and He Zhixu

are definitely not

lying; you

're going to get slapped 102 times!

Oh

, kiss me!

And you know

what? The texture

is so soft!

Nice!

Your smile is so

seductive!

Hey Yang,

you've got the file upside down!

You

wouldn't have fallen for her, would you?

Who loves her?

Me? Why would

I love

her? Use your

brain !

Are you even my brother?

This is so disheartening

! When is the female lead coming?

This is too good!

I don't want to leave!

As far as I know

, I know nothing

except that her name is Jiang Feiyan,

the Second Young Mistress.

This crazy woman keeps demanding to see you!

Su Yuluo,

pay my medical bills!

Damn

, isn't this my wicked stepmother?

How did she get beaten up like this?

Sister, you really went too far!

I shouldn't have!

I just got a bit of shit on my face.

Um... did

you wash

your hair ?

Su Yuluo

, you robbed me and beat me up

without paying medical bills! I'm not finished with you

! Are you deliberately picking a fight?

I bet you

even had to eat shit on the street,

afraid of not getting a good deal. And you want

medical bills too

? Do you want funeral expenses?

Oh my god!

The dignified Mrs. Su

can't even afford this little bit of money?

Your mouth has been so sour for years

! The smell

is so strong it's like a dung beetle spraying perfume,

not even worth a sniff.

Are you

sending me to the funeral home or the crematorium

? Watch me

, why aren't you awake yet?

Looks like

I have to use my ultimate move,

the Buddha's Palm

! She seems to have aged ten years in an instant.

Looks like my slap

has a miraculous effect

. How about I let you try

it ?

No way, take

my slap

!

Take my slap !

This bowl

is for fertility

, drink

it all, don't leave any! It

smells awful, even

dogs wouldn't drink it

. If you don't drink

it, when will I ever hold my grandson?

Mom, if

they don't want to drink it

, that's fine.

Oh , Zhixu

has really grown up and

knows how to listen to his wife.

So

, whoever's milk he drinks,

he listens to. Don't say your inner thoughts out loud,

those are wild words!

Hehe. She was

so excited

to see the delicious food

that she couldn't even speak.

I won't make any

lewd remarks from now on.

Drink this bowl,

it's all yours

, don't come back!

Cheers!

Very well,

half for each of

us. Now we

're going to go shopping!

Don't miss us too much!

Let's go!

GO! GO GO

Yuan,

you seem to have changed,

haven't you?

Ever since Dad left,

you've become like a money-making tool,

always calm and restrained.

Now

you've become like a human being.

You're the older brother, I'm the older brother.

I only hope my brother is always happy.

Face your heart,

face your heart.

How was last night?

Was the battle intense or exciting

? How many times did

your older brother

teach you a lesson?

Intense

, extremely intense.

I don't even remember

how many times I fainted.

So intense? I

should have chosen the older brother.

I mean,

every time I try to be honest, I faint.

I feel like my

life force has been drained

. There's such a taboo about time travel

. I should have read less erotic novels.

Oh, long time no

see, my two sisters

-in- law .

I'm going to find out

which sewer wasn't cleaned properly

and you crawled out again.

As long as it's not you two

He family ladies,

you 're mine. Do

you live in Dunhuang?

There are so many murals . You're

like a sheep that's let loose, farting in

a sultry

and fashionable way .

Laugh, laugh, but

soon you won't be laughing anymore, you

two withered flowers.

This time, I'll see

if the He family will still accept you.

Tell the two young

masters and young mistresses that they've been kidnapped.

Which young mistress has been kidnapped?

Both young mistresses are tied up. The

second young mistress is tied up too.

You don't need your ears,

or should you donate them?

Where is this place?

Did

we time travel again ?

Good evening, ladies.

Model Bro

, you ordered me

. I don't have them.

It should be that you're thinking about

something and dreaming about it

. It stinks.

Who farted?

Who farted?

No, no.

I heard that

everyone's farts

release

about 0.02% poop.

I mean,

liking someone can't be kept secret.

Let me guess,

who

likes me?

You, right?

They're shy.

We should take the initiative.

This feels good.

Come and touch it, baby.

No. He Mingzhang's big.

I do n't like it.

I like this

. Why are they all gone?

I like this.

Get out.

Hey, don't let them go!

You 're jealous

? Let go

of me.

You little duck,

you're selling yourself

and you 're

pretending to be innocent

. It's your good fortune

that I've taken a liking to you. Today, let me pamper you properly.

So, tonight, I'll pamper you properly.

Who do you want to pamper?

Little Zhang Zhang?

I heard that

men with prominent Adam

's apples and noses

are also stronger in that area.

Is that true?

Guess.

Don't be shy.

Show me.

Okay,

don't drown me

, stop

messing around,

save me!

I 'm taking a bath and

you're still moving around. Save me, save me! How old

are you? You're

taking a bath and you're still making a fuss! Don't ask

, I just turned eighteen

, you know that?

If my brother and I hadn't arrived in time

today, what would have happened to you?

This little mouth of yours

, let me shut you up

! Do you know what you're doing?

Don't ask,

just do it!

I think

I'm getting a little carried

away. And you're not the only one who's carried away.

Hey big ice block,

why do you always have such a dark face?

Smile!

Your cold face is terrifying.

Forget it,

a smile is uglier than a cry.

Eat this!

I don't want it!

Where's my buddy?

I want to touch his abs!

What's wrong ,

little Xu?

You took advantage of me

! Who

was begging me to use more force

last night ? Well, you're too weak,

I didn't feel anything.

Now you're awake

, let me show

you! If I said last

night we

were just naked and chatting,

would you believe me?

My god,

you actually got taken down!

I was the one who took him down

! Sleeping is sleeping,

just consider it a

mosquito bite.

Anyway, the male lead is the female lead,

I only had him temporarily.

Maybe we

'll travel back in time

someday . Besides ,

what movie stars haven't we seen?

These two are

actually not bad.

Cousin,

where are you going?

We'll see you off.

Why are you so listless?

Don't you know...?

He Zhixu has been incredibly strong these past few days.

I've been tormented by him quite a bit.

And

oh, don't even mention it,

it's too embarrassing.

Come on

, come on, little beauty,

come have a drink with me,

hehehe.

Help!

Is anyone there

? It's time for us to step in

! Help

! You

scoundrel !

I'll teach you sexual harassment!

Watch me,

I'll beat you up today! You think you can get away?

Prepare to face our wrath

! Little beauty,

thank you so much today! You

two are truly heroines!

A piece of cake!

We have experience dealing with this kind of scoundrel.

My name is Jiang Feiyan.

We'll meet again someday.

She said her name was

something like "Sheep

Sauce Fat Sheep"

or "

Jiang Feiyang." Jiang Feiyan

, the one we rescued is the female lead.

Little Xu,

what brings you here

?

Have you been missing me terribly?

Little Xu,

be serious!

I have something to tell you.

What is it?

Hello, President

He, female lead. I'm

Jiang Feiyan, the design director

of Qisheng Jewelry Store.

These are our jewelry store's sample drafts.

Let me help you with them.

Oh,

my high heels

are a bit ... "Sorry

, Mr. He, you're always

wearing

that indigo dress,

trying to seduce someone.

Are you sick? You can't

even walk properly, you idiot!

You do

n't deserve

to work at He's!

Get out of here

! Mr. He, your wife is so fierce! Oh,

how could I say such a thing?

You mean

the moment the female lead appears

, we automatically become vicious supporting characters

?

I couldn't control myself at all! Let's run away

!

I really don't want to be

shot ! Let's drink

until we drop today,

and run away tomorrow!

Cheers!

Come

on!

You got me drunk,

you made me cry

, I took all the blame,

I desperately tried to win you back.

Friends below,

are you okay?

Take her away!

I still want to sing '

He Mingzhang,

I want a divorce!

I gave you a chance before

, now you can't escape!

From today onwards,

without the approval of the two young masters,

the two ladies

are not allowed to step out of the He family home.

If we insist on

having you,

it's like an old lady crawling into bed!

It 's hilarious!

Two ladies, someone's looking for you!

"

You're looking for He Mingzhang and the others, but

they're not here.

I came to find you and also

to show you something:

a phone.

You're a time traveler too,

so why can you bring a phone just because you time travel?

Because I'm

the female lead!

You can see for yourselves.

I won't allow you to slander her. Drag her

away and shoot her! Tell

me

whose child you're carrying!

Drag her out and drown her in a pig cage

! You can't change the ending.

I advise you

to think of a way to escape quickly.

You say her phone is here,

how is it going to charge?

Sister,

this is the Republic of China

, not ancient times.

Instead of thinking about that,

why don't you think about how to escape

? Eat some meat!

You don't have much meat on

you , do you not know

how much meat I have

? Drink some wine!

Drink,

drink, drink! Hey,

why aren't you drinking?

We

're on our periods...

well,

it's inconvenient for

us. What's so good about drinking

for two men

like us

? Right

? Then

I'll tell you a story

to liven

things up.

I'm all ears. Once upon a time, there

was a little bug.

It was crawling on the ground,

and then a butterfly... Butterfly

, stop telling

this story. I've heard it

before. Once upon a time, there was a butterfly

who saw a little bug

. The little bug

asked it, "

Will I grow up to be as beautiful as that?"

The butterfly replied,

"No, because you're a sister.

You'll grow up to be a fly

." Shut up

! If you're a man,

drink! Drink

! Drink! You've got a way to win over

cunning women.

They take the money and run away.

To keep their hearts

, you have to give something.

Yuan

, what high-IQ male lead? He

was still won over by a few

sleeping pills.

But where are we going now?

No matter where

we go, it's better than staying in Hejiaqiang.

The world is vast

; there's always a place for us.

Isn't that right? We've

already failed before we even got started!

We're so unlucky!

Which hurts more , being shot

or being beaten with sticks

? Stop!

You dare

touch my woman

? Are you looking for something?

Little Xu,

I 'm going to get

you. Are your sleeping pills fake

or are they possessed by Ultraman?

Mingzhang,

go ahead and hit her!

You little cutie, you're

so ruthless

! Zhixu, Mingzhang, Zhixu

Mingzhang

, Zhixu

, Xiaoxuzi

, what's wrong with you?

I haven't even had a chance to get hurt yet

, and you're already here!

Xiaoxuzi,

this blow

was really worth it!

You told me

the He family's safe combination

before !

You're awake!

Are you thirsty?

Are

you hungry? Are you still in pain?

Yuluo,

don't leave me!

But what

if you have someone you like more?

I don't

care ,

you can't abandon me

anyway ! Okay, okay

, I wo n't abandon you, alright?

How could I bear

to leave my Xiaoxuzi?

I've suffered such a serious injury for you.

Is comfort enough

? Is it still not enough

? Will you run away?

I won't run

away for now

. Oh, I won't run away, I won't run away.

Don't you like touching?

Today

I'll let you touch me. Auntie

,

do

you like this?

Yes, yes! Feiyan,

you've really gone to so much trouble.

I'm glad

you like

it. To be honest, having a mother-in-law

as beautiful

and understanding

as you is wonderful . Oh, if I had

a daughter-in-law like you

, I'd be laughing in my sleep!

This crazy old woman switched sides so easily .

The moment the female lead appeared

, we automatically became tools.

So disloyal

! Sigh, the watershed moment in life is

indeed amniotic fluid.

Without a background,

even time travel would be instantly defeated.

Feiyan

, since you're here, stay

and cultivate your relationship

with Mingzhang and Zhixu.

There's bound to be one you like.

Qiudou

"What are we then?

Fei Yan is here

, so you two are reduced to concubines! Concubines

?

You can't be concubines

, at least she has some conscience.

At most,

you'll be maids.

I can't stand it!

Tathagata Palm !

Calm down, calm down!

She's the female lead.

We can't beat her

. So what?

You want to hit people? You

're so ill-mannered!

Compared to Fei Yan,

you're far inferior!

You two will kneel here

for at least three hours

! Oh, Fei Yan,

let's go

!

I'll take you to see your room.

Okay

, okay, let's go!

What's going on?

Why do I feel a little sorry

for her? Oh God,

kill me! Let's entertain them!

Young master, please have a meal!

You're doing

cosplay! Never seen anything like it before?

Shut up!

Do you even have the right to speak?

Fei Yan,

come here!

Does this Jiang Fei Yang need to

dress so extravagantly?

This is like Bian Que

with chicken feathers stuck

to his body ! What kind of bird is she

? Ming Zhang Zhi Xu is

deeply likable to me.

I took the liberty

of letting her stay

and cultivate a relationship with you.

You have no objections, right?

No objections

!

What are you

two? I'll reduce them

to maids, and

you have no objections, right?

No objections!

Sure enough, no man is a good thing

! Okay,

we can't affect the plot,

we'll affect ourselves, okay?

You won't let us eat?"

Then don't eat!

What are you doing?

We haven't eaten yet!

Clean up!

Please move

your expensive cushions.

We're not responsible if

you get hurt or bumped

. You're so

dirty here!

He Zhixu,

it's thundering outside!

I'm so scared!

He Zhixu,

it's thundering outside!

I'm so scared!

He Zhixu,

I think you're really hungry.

System,

you're really bullying me

! Why are you freezing me?

Oh God,

this feeling of helplessness is

terrible! I guess I'll just plug my ears

if I'm scared.

What do you

want from me? You

're still so clueless and funny,

just like my little Xu Zi.

Mingzhang,

Mingzhang, you don't know

how much

I 've suffered

growing up

, unloved by my parents.

I've always hoped

someone would take care of me

and love me.

Will you be that person?

Get your dog paws off me!

System,

why did you seal my mouth?

Heavens!

You've dirtied my shirt!

This man

is really

flirting with a blind man!

I'm going crazy!

Didn't they say they like one proactive type

and one gentle type?

How come they haven't fallen in love with me yet?

Haha, the plot might be a little off track.

There's no man

in this world I can't win over

. You just wait

! Auntie,

it seems I'm not destined

to be your daughter-in-law.

But here comes

my ancestral aphrodisiac;

I guarantee you

'll win them over today

! We'll... Watching them

do whatever they want,

what else can

we do? If we do anything to the female lead,

won't those two living fathers

kill us to be buried with her?

Let's just hide. Anyone

who can be taken away is trash. If you

really hook up with her, then good luck

on your escape.

You're back!

Have some water to soothe your throats.

Two men and one woman,

I can't bear to look at

this. What a huge

bed!

The battle is over so quickly. Let's

go to the front line to watch the drama unfold.

I really didn't expect

this plot.

Wasn't it supposed to be an ancestral

aphrodisiac?

An ancestral

aphrodisiac ?

I've seen it expired eight hundred years ago.

Hey,

she seems to have something to say.

You guys have gone too far.

I'm going to call

the police. Where

's my phone? Did you

hide my phone

? Is she too shocked and

gone into a trance?

I'm here,

Qingqing, I'm here.

How can such a cute little girl be so adorable?

I love her so much

. Sure

enough, once

the female lead appears,

all the men in the world

have to fall in love with her.

They're all going crazy! Okay,

I know I can't compare to my sisters.

After I leave,

you all need to take good care of yourselves.

Su Yuluo has a loud voice, a bad temper,

and no manners.

How could I possibly like her?

Xiao Wanqing,

that adulterous woman,

doesn't deserve my affection at all.

You really

don't like them at all?

Don't you like

those two bastards

? We

risked our lives to stay with them.

I was thinking of holding on for love,

but

now there's no need.

Let's part amicably.

That's settled .

I'm starting to regret it.

I

came out in a hurry and didn't bring a single penny.

How are we going to survive? We

'll starve to death even if we're not beaten to death.

Right now, all my emotions and

desires are gone except my appetite.

No way,

they're doing this again.

I don't have the strength to run away.

This time, no male lead will fall from the sky.

Whatever.

You said

you were kidnapped and

controlled, right?

Or should

we cooperate? Stop

!

We'll do it ourselves!

The force is just right!

Confused but not brain-damaged! Good

sir, have mercy!

Do you want to rob us or rob us of our

virtue?

We can discuss it

. Song Zhi,

are you seriously ill?

Why did you tie us up?

Shut up,

you're so noisy!

Fei Yan, look how well I

handled this

! Thank you for your

hard work ! I

didn't expect him

to become the female lead's simp

so quickly.

Fei Yan, I did what

I promised you.

Now we can be together,

right? Are you dreaming?

Maybe being with you

means I'm destined

to be with the male lead.

No, no, no, no!

As expected, simps

end up

with nothing. Jiang Fei Yan,

we're leaving!

Why did you tie us up?

That's wishful thinking! If you leave,

they'll only miss

you for the rest of their lives.

But as long as this is completely

resolved, you

'll truly belong to me. My

little

cutie, I'm a vegetarian!

Su Yuluo,

you're my goddess

! Song Zhi

"A skill is never a burden

when traveling the world. Now,

I'm the female lead!

You can't

all... Song Zhi

, oh

well, anyway, we're going to

drag you, my little cutie,

down with us . It's

not a loss . Do

n't worry

, teach your

little Xu Zi a lesson

. You've come to save us!

Are you alright? Fei Yan

, are you hurt?

I'm fine . Thank

goodness you arrived in time.

You

vicious women

! Fei Yan is just a weak woman,

how could you do this to her?

Which eye of yours

saw that she's a weak woman?

I won't allow you to slander her!

I won't allow you to slander

her! Drag her away and shoot her!

Whose

child is in your belly

? Drown in a pig cage!

Is this the end? So fast?"

Is it almost over?

It's okay, it's okay

. I already knew

the ending

anyway, and I'm not as sad as

I imagined

. I am indeed very sad.

I caused my sisters to go from being wives

to being maids.

My sisters blame me,

but I won't blame them.

Yes, yes,

I did all the bad things.

Hit me ! Hit me

with a barrage of bullets!

If I apologize now,

can I get a different method?

Why

aren't you doing it?

You silly dog,

I can't bear to part with you. Don't be sad

, I'll be back to join you soon.

The baby in your belly,

such a fake pregnancy report,

he actually believed it. He

's really

blinded by greed.

The baby in my belly

is of course

Su Yuluo's, okay? It's

our crystallization,

so what?

Crazy talk,

take him out and drown him in a pig cage

. Qiu Douma For the sake

of our past

relationship,

my last wish

is that you bury me and

Su Yuluo together.

Please!

Is there anything else?

Isn't this punishment

too harsh

on the sisters?

What are you doing?

Jiang Feiyan,

even if you try your best,

we will never

fall in love with you.

What are you talking about?

I don't understand

the plot. Female lead/cannon fodder ?

Do you really think you can

control us?

We won't kill you.

We'll have someone watch you and

slap you fifty times

a day.

Are you satisfied with

this punishment

? Did you take

the phone

? Did you see the contents

? I'm the female lead! System,

system,

Jiang Feiyan

has been stripped of her female lead status

due to too many bad deeds.

No, no, no... You 're

controlling me!

My Jingjing and I

can't be together anymore!

Why are you

stopping ?

What's going on

? We're not a couple!

This doesn't make sense!

According to the plot,

we're bound to be together!

Congratulations to the two time travelers

for successfully guiding the two male leads to awaken,

reversing the plot, escaping the script setting

, awakening

, reversing

, and getting drunk

again! The male lead is the female lead's!

How could we, two cannon fodder from time travel,

possibly be the female lead's men?

I don't want to be shot by He Zhixu!

I'm running away!

Running away! Big

brother

, they

're not the original ones! They

really have a soul swap!

No matter what,

we love them now!

Even if we have to do everything we can

, we must protect them!

They always knew! They

were just acting!

Silly dog

, they seem to love us more

than we thought !

We misunderstood them!

Congratulations to the two time travelers for reversing the plot!

Now we can directly travel back to the modern era!

The time travel portal is about to open!

Five, four, three, two

, Wan Jing!

So, when you said you didn't like me,

hated

me, you

were

lying to me, right? Silly girl, how could I not like you? I love my Luo Luo the most

! So

you

didn't distrust me

, and you didn't despise me!

What do you say?

You're my wife!

No matter what you do,

I will unconditionally trust you

and love you!

System,

we're not leaving! Everything

after the Republic of China era

is unknown!

Are you sure? Are you

sure

? Time travel portal... The path is about to close.

I wish you two transmigrators all the best!

Hey,

you damn system

, you have no martial

ethics!

You can't escape this time,

my wife!

Are you still running?

No

! Cheer up! Yes

,

jump up!

It's winter again!

A year ago, we met here

and began a wondrous journey.

Although we've only known each other for a year

, it doesn't matter.

There will be dozens of winters to come,

slowly witnessing our love and

happiness.

Where are the

people? Where

are they?

I

don't know if you'll believe it

, but suddenly the cook

is gone!

Son and daughter-in-law are both gone

! Wife

, come quick!

Wife has fainted!

There

's a monster!

What's going on?

We've transmigrated back to… Here comes

that stinky treasure

, that silly dog

​​Qiu De Ma Dai!

We shouldn't be happy!

Yeah,

we didn't want to come back at all!

You dog system

, come out here! I

told you so!

Staying in the past

means everything is unknown!

You dog system

, are you drunk on some Tiger Balm?

All you do is talk nonsense

! Hurry up and send us back!

Going back is impossible!

But I can give you two gifts

! There's a monster

here! There's no way to retreat now ! Are we

really broke?

We're not going to have to support those two,

are we? Run! Where do

you think you're going? We

're not running

anymore!

My wife, are you still running?

No,

we're leaving then!

Do you even know who I am?

The game has only just begun!