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-Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show"!

You're here. You made it. Thank you for watching at home.

Let's get to some news.

Well, guys, the big story continues to be the war

in the Middle East.

Yep, we've now been stuck in Iran for almost a month,

which is also the current wait time at airport security.

-Oh.

-Yeah, it's now week four of the war,

and it still feels like Trump has no idea how to end it.

Today, he announced that he's sending in

the guy from "Reacher."

Yeah, this was going to be a quick regime change,

but we're still there.

Trump's like, "Iran was supposed to be a spring fling,

but we've become Instagram official."

But today, Trump said that JD Vance and Marco Rubio

are now helping in talks to end the war.

Yeah, this is like when the Cat in the Hat makes a huge mess

and brings in Thing 1 and Thing 2.

Yeah.

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Trump said he's been negotiating with Iran to end the war,

but admitted that he hasn't spoken

with their Supreme Leader.

He wants to, though.

Just listen to what Trump's been saying about it

behind closed doors.

-He tried, he tried.

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Some more news from Washington.

Last night, the Senate confirmed Markwayne Mullin

as the new secretary of Homeland Security.

Yep, the vote was split in half,

just like his first name should be.

I saw that Trump just installed a statue of Christopher Columbus

on the White House grounds.

Some people are upset about it. Check out what they're saying.

For instance, this person said...

This person said...

Then Kevin Hart's wax statue said...

Then this person said...

Then Kevin Hart's wax statue said...

Then this person said...

Then Kevin Hart's wax statue said...

Then this person said...

Then Kevin Hart's wax statue said...

Then this person said...

Then Kevin Hart's statue said...

And finally, President Trump said...

I didn't expect him to do that.

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And finally, everybody, Samsung customers are upset

after the company started running commercials

on some of their smart refrigerators.

Yeah, it's not a great feeling when you walk up to your fridge,

and it starts playing ads for Ozempic.

We have a great show, everyone.

Give it up for The Roots right there.

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Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody.

What a show we have for you tonight.

She is a Grammy-winning artist

who's currently on her Little Miss Drama Tour.

She also has a new haircare line called Grow Good,

which is on sale April 15th.

Cardi B is here tonight!

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That's our pal.

Social-media personality

Alix Earle is joining us, as well, tonight.

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She has some news.

He is the starting guard for the Philadelphia 76ers.

NBA All-Star Tyrese Maxey is here tonight.

Whoo! He's great.

And speaking of great, we have great music from Snail Mail!

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-Ooh! -Fantastic.