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Thanks. Now this isn't a bad time.

Tell me what you're doing.

I'm wearing this section of lingerie.

And I really think it shows off my figure.

Well, I'm sure it will be a pleasant surprise.

And I can hardly wait to see his expression when he comes home and finds

like this.

I am curious, though. What changed your mind?

I thought you hated Dan because he came over here.

You mean because he had sex with you?

Yeah, I was really mad at first. I mean, come on, an excuse like he felt sorry

for you because you were afraid to leave your house? I mean, that was the lamest

thing I've ever heard.

It's called agoraphobia.

Yeah, you know, I thought it was just bullshit.

And then, like, I read this article in my dentist's office, and, you know, I've

been trying to help Dan get in touch with his more sensitive side, and, I

maybe he was just expressing that sensitive side.

I mean, at least that's what I'm going to let myself think, because I really

love this guy, and I'd just do anything for him. I don't want to lose him.

Well, if you'd like. I won't see him again. I mean, if you should try.

He just came home.

Well, it was nice talking to you.

No, no.

Don't go.

I missed you today.

I missed you too.

Oh, wait. I've got someone I think wants to say hello to you.

Hello?

Well, hello, Dan.

I think Linda is ready to forgive you.

And you are in for a very special time.

Look, since you know what Dan likes so much, exactly what he likes so much, I

want you to tell me what it is.

I think you can take care of Dan just fine by yourself.

I want you to tell me how to do it. I mean, that is what you do, right?

On the phone?

Or when you're not, you know, luring him all over your place?

Yes, that is what I do.

Look, you've got Dan's credit card number. Just charge it.

I don't know.

I've never done it like this before.

Okay,

well, do it for me. I mean, you owe me, don't you?

One of the best ways that I've found to excite a man is to make him watch you

touch yourself.

But make him stand where he can't touch you.

Okay, honey, sit over there.

They really go crazy when you tell them exactly what you're doing.

Now, you're going to watch me touch myself, right? Yeah, all over.

Honey, you don't need any more help from me. You two have a nice life.

So...

Let it go.

Let it go. Let it go.

Let it go.

Thank you.

Mm -hmm.

into that fucking crock.

God,

I can see it.

inviting people over, I promise. I'll just stick to the phone.

You know, it really does help people.

I know that, but it's not good for you.

If you want to break through with these fears, then you have to make an effort.

Did someone tell you that in psychology class?

Well, yes.

But what you need is a real professional.

You're my friend. You know me better than anybody.

I'm just a first -year psychology major. What you need is a real professional.

What I need is my friend. some time. I mean, it's a horrible world out there

you know what happened to me.

I just need some time.

Well, I'll give you your time.

But you have to stay away from the phone sex, okay? You don't need the money.

And it's too tempting to invite people over.

Frankly, it's more dangerous than going out.

I feel safe here.

Please?

Alright.

I gotta go. I have an appointment.

No, please go.

Okay, I'll stay more.

Okay.

Let's go.

Okay.

Let's go.

Bye.

No.

No.

Mm.

Why do you leave?

Everybody leaves when I want them to stay.

Nobody loves me.

Oh, good.

They want to come back.

Hello?

I know how you feel.

What's your name?

Nice to meet you. I'm Kaylin.

Well, thank you, Robert.

Where are you?

I'm on Indian Creek Drive.

Would you like to come see me?

Sure. That'd be great.

Make a right when you get to Birdsong.

I'm almost there now.

So, tell me about yourself.

I'm a writer.

Science fiction, mostly.

How interesting.

I love science fiction.

I do, too.

But it takes up most of my time.

I don't get a chance to get out and meet people.

I'm turning right now.

Okay, go left at the stop sign and pull up to the third driveway on the right.

I'd love to read some of your stuff sometime.

I don't get out much either, and I love to read.

Wow, there's a helicopter in the driveway.

Am I in the right place?

Yes, I'm letting a friend park it here while he restores it.

Just go to the back and you'll see the stairway.

You're beautiful.

Incredibly beautiful.

Come on up.

I'm working hard.

I look like shit.

No, you don't.

You're just saying that because you're my friend.

No, I'm saying it because it's true and you know it.

Just trying to make up some lousy excuse so you won't go out with me tonight.

I'm not going to accept it. Now put on your shoes and let's go.

I can't do it. You'll have a great time. You've been dreaming about Trent.

You have all of his CDs and all of his videos.

The way you look tonight, you could probably fuck him if you want to.

Oh, that's better than some anonymous loser you need on the phone.

I can't do it. Come on, do it for me.

Please, Alicia, don't push me. If I don't push you, nobody will.

Please?

You're going to make me look like a real idiot here.

Here, I set up this double date for us, and now what am I going to do?

Go out with both of them yourself. You can handle it.

I'm sorry, Alicia.

I just can't do it.

Do you want me to stay here with you?

No.

Just go on.

Have fun.

Thanks,

guys. It was such a good show.

Anytime.

Anytime.

You know, you guys, I better get going.

Maybe too long.

Miss your mind?

Of course I don't mind.

Good, because I'm in the mood to waste the both of you.

Thank you.

Woo!

Oh, man.

Hey, Caleb.

I'm sorry.

I don't know who else to call.

Everything's coming apart.

And I can't deal with it on my own.

I need a drink.

Slow down.

Tell me what happened.

Everything. It's all fucked up.

I lost my best contract.

My girl left me.

It's all coming apart all at one time.

Drinking again isn't going to solve anything.

Yeah, well, it wasn't going to hurt anything either.

Why don't you come over and we can talk?

I can't.

Some idiot ran into my car right in front of the house.

He's totaled.

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have bothered you.

There's nothing you can do.

No, we can talk.

I'll be right over.

Kyle.

Thanks for coming.

I know it was a lot of trouble for you.

Oh, it's no trouble. You needed me.

Let's talk about this mess here. Your car, you had insurance, right?

Right. So you gave him your car. You hate that car anyway.

And your best client, please. You're always bitching about how you do the

thing over and over.

Now's your chance to get something new.

I guess.

And your girlfriend.

I'm sorry, but I don't know what to say.

You know, she was never as pretty as you.

Nor as sweet.

Oh, yeah.

hmm ah

Oh.

fun but you really helped me a lot.

Well all I care about is that you're feeling better now.

Come on, let's get out of here. Yes!