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Lia, hurry up with the decorations!

It should already be there! Only four glasses?

- Idiot! - Idiot!

Hey!

Well done!

So... as I was saying. For every person,

no matter how strange they may be, there is someone even stranger than them.

Well, in my case, there are two.

Yes. But, just so you know,

if you play the teacher and student game under the no attendance rule

there are consequences.

And, like any true Romanian,

we'll reveal the baby's gender at a very big party

with all our close relatives, even distant ones,

because family is like a treasure.

Yes...

So, 120 people

times a hundred euros per menu, because they are also demanding,

in short, a very expensive party.

I'm Florentina. We are Sânziana's parents and we...

- We... - We think it's going to be a girl.

- Yes, I think it will be... - I said it!

- Well done! A girl! - You're creasing my clothes.

It's going to be a girl. It's going to be...

- How much are you betting? - What do you mean...?

Money, how much are you betting?

How much? Two?

Wait, man!

- Blue, God, it was so beautiful! - It's a gender reveal!

Gender reveal, Halloween, what else force us to do?

Boy or girl?

Okay, let it be healthy, please! Whatever God wants.

I'm the grandparents' friend, I think it's going to be a boy.

I'm the baby's mother and I think it will be a girl.

I am Maya and I think it will be a boy.

You can't say like me, I don't want to share the money.

Fine, whatever.

I'm Maya and I think it's going to be a girl.

- What will it be? - A girl!

Well done! Come on. Go for a walk, play.

I am the child's father, and I believe it will be... I'm sure it will be a boy!

Come on, everyone, come on, don't be shy!

Thank you very much

for joining us to find out the gender of the baby.

- Well, not that it matters. - Yes.

For us, it's important that it's healthy and...

Well, actually, you should be grateful to us

for coming here to this beautiful location, right?

To eat and drink, hopefully not too much...

it doesn't matter, the menus had already been paid for.

It costs two hundred euros!

And you can put the money in the piggy bank over there.

Iustin...

Okay, this whole thing could have been a text on WhatsApp,

but we want a big party with lots of people!

- Iustin! Let's get started! - All right, OK.

All right, are you ready? Let's go!

Five... four... three... two... one...

- I think it's broken... - Are you OK?

Are you all right?

It's a boy!

Come on, you're fine, you're OK! It's organic dust, don't worry.

Two hundred lei, sucker. Hand over the money!

It's a boy!

Yes. That's exactly how they understood that I hate children.

That's not necessarily a plus for me, but that's how it is!

What's more important is that if poverty had an Instagram account,

it would only have pictures of me on that profile.

But at least life is really cool when you do what you love.

Even if it's part-time.

And even if that means starting over, as this little girl taught me.

Oh, my goodness! I panicked a little at first,

but then I realized that I am a mature and serious person

and I'm ready for the next phase of my life.

You're going to relax, okay, love?

You'll relax and your body will know what to do...

- Shut up! - You're wonderful.

That's the angle! Love! Honey, look here! Look at the camera!

Honey, look at the camera!

I'll kill you!

Iustin...

Iustin!

A new and exciting period and...

I'll do great or she will do great

and I will support her from the sidelines and I will try not to be an idiot.

I know it's a lot of money, but I bet anything that it will work.

I'll bet my newborn child!

I'm not really betting, that's how much I believe in it, okay?

Okay! Thanks, bye.

- He adores me! - We need to talk.

Honey, it was a joke!

You know how much I love this little intruder!

- Yes, that's not it. - What is it?

The socks on the floor? I'll pick them up. I'll tidy everything up.

Water on the floor in the bathroom? I'll wipe it up. With my tongue!

I'll take out the trash! I'll take out... I take it out, but you know what they say,

if you take it out at night, you're throwing money away

and, let's be serious, you know how we are with money.

Speaking of which. The school called me.

- Butuceanca developed cirrhosis. - She enjoyed life, to be fair!

- And they want me to come back early. - Wait...

And I was thinking, since you work from home part-time

and the people at school said they'd pay me double,

I was thinking of accepting. What do you think?

I was thinking that Matei is six months old, he's old enough,

I can stop breastfeeding him

and, anyway, we have reserves of milk in the freezer.

Yummy!

Basically, the hardest part is over.

You know the saying: small children, small problems, big children...

Exactly. Matei is small, so, small problems! Yes, love!

Or do you think you can't handle it?

Of course I can! What's so hard about it?

I managed with Maya, a baby won't give me any problems!

And if not, I'll give him problems!

I'm going to have a blast with Mati, right?

No, love! No, mommy's love! No, honey!

Matei! Yes, love! Yes, honey!

After he poops, you wash him, okay?

Don't use wet wipes.

Good. The diapers are here, throw them in that basket, okay?

- Then, you apply cream. Here it is! - Cream.

- You lay him on the blanket, on his tummy! - Blanket.

Keep an eye on him, he should start crawling.

There are the bottles, here's the milk.

Check the label, it has to be milk expressed during the day.

The one expressed at night makes him sleepy. Look, here's the list...

Don't wait for him to be very tired. After that, he won't fall asleep easily.

Okay.

Fine. At bedtime, close the curtains, turn on the white noise

and put him in his sleeping bag, okay?

Okay.

- Honey? Yes.

What should I wear for the meeting with the investor?

I mean, to look more serious, you know? Or not look like myself?

Right, I shouldn't look like myself.

Or, I was thinking, I could not seem like myself,

while I'm me underneath, you know?

Like I'm just hanging around.

Aren't you leaving?

Are you okay?

Honey?

It's the postpartum issues again, right?

With things that are no longer the same in your body...

clothes that no longer fit... hormonal issues...

I understand.

No, Iustin.

It's not "hormonal issues".

It's that I have to go to work to make some money

and for that I'm leaving my child for eight hours

and I wonder if it's okay what I'm doing, leaving him with his father,

who seems more interested in the olives on the pizza than his son!

Do you think it's easy for me,

after six months of asking permission just to shower?

Let me leave him with you for ten minutes! Ten minutes, because I haven't shaved!

Anyway, who's going to see it?

And now to leave like nothing happened?

leave him with you for eight hours,

when you don't even know anything on that list?

I do know!

I know everything, love! Come on, calm down, please!

I know everything, ask me anything!

- Come on, okay? - Okay.

Come on!

What temperature should his bath water be?

No more than 100.

Do we let him taste anything he wants?

Do you think it's up to him? Only after we start solids.

- How much milk should he eat at a meal? - At his age, 1.28 ounces.

- What do you do if he cries? - I play him folk music.

Just kidding! Symphonic music.

It'll be fine, trust me!

You know what the problem is?

If we don't manage, we won't have money for rent

and we won't be able to stay in this apartment

and we'll have to move all three of us with my parents, you understand?

No! Oh my God, no! I'll manage, I promise!

I promise.

- Okay. - Come on.

Cream... cream. Milk. Cream, blanket...

- Yes! - Text me every hour, okay?

Yes, If I'm not sleeping.

- Come on, boy! - Come on. I love you.

Come on. Let's say goodbye to mommy!

- Let's say goodbye to mommy! - I hope he doesn't forget me!

I'll tell him about you every second.

- Bye! - Bye.

- See you at 4 p.m., okay? - Okay, bye.

Mommy's gone!

Just one more.

- Bye! - Great.

Bye, have fun!

Come on, how hard can it be? Oops!

Right here.

Peek-a-boo! Boo! Peek-a-boo! It's not working.

Look at that. Peek-a-boo! Boo!

Peek-a-boo! Ouch!

Okay!

Time for a nap!

Let's go to sleep! Okay!

Shall we go to sleep? Shall we take a nap? The best nap in the world!

The train to "sleepy land" has left the station from platform one!

That's right! Look.

White noise.

White noise... okay... good night...

Ilkies.

Ilkies? What's "ilkies"?

Milkies! Milk!

Idiot, I'm desperate, I don't have milk to feed the baby, what should I do?

No matter how hard you try, I don't think you can milk your chest.

When they were little, I started to have a kind of discharge

coming from there, supposedly, it's a sympathy thing.

Oh, no!

Oh, really? I don't know, you idiot, call Sânziana.

No! Do you want her to think I can't handle it?

Well, you can't handle it.

She doesn't want to breastfeed anyway! I can't give him spoiled milk!

Get me some formula! Can't you see I'm wiped out? Please!

Yes, I have a signing. I'll see what I can do to help you.

Who didn't flush the toilet?

You ate Chinese food mixed with Indian food...

Kids! Come on, kids, help me!

Look, it's foaming just the way you like it!

A special delivery of baby formula.

Călin said he'd help me, not that he'd get in my way!

Do you want the neighbors to call the police?

What are friends for? To help each other.

You're not my friend!

Kids take on their parents' energy, calm down.

Yeah, great, it's my fault now!

Hey, Chatty!

Hello, my favorite humanoid. How can I help you today?

- Do you want me to be your psychologist? - Let me ask you something.

Can you help me prepare some baby formula for a human prototype?

- You're very funny, Vlad. - I know.

I'll be happy to help you

to prepare the baby formula for the incipient life system.

HOW ARE MY BOYS? DID HE EAT?

How old is he?

GIVE HIM THE MILK LABELLED MORNING.

- How old is he? - Six months.

4,383 hours.

Forgive me for interrupting your romantic relationship with your phone,

stop it!

- Maybe he's vegan? - I'm here! I'm hungry!

When are we going to play?

And yes, I have ten lei and I'm not afraid to lose it!

Oh God, not you too! Can't you see what's my situation? Seriously!

- Hey! - God, you're so skibidi!

Well, look, maybe I put too much, too little,

I don't know how much water, how much...

No, I think it's... I think it should have been...

- Is Chatty here? - I think he's asleep.

- Are you sure that's it? - Yes.

Is that what it should look like?

I don't know, that's what I'm saying. I think it's gone bad.

- Try it and see if it's good. - You try it!

- No way. - You said you are my friend.

If you're my friend, you try Sânziana's milk.

It's good, isn't it?

Come on!

What else do you want? Come on!

What else...?

Look! Chatty says it's very important skin-to-skin contact at mealtime

because that's how you achieve a connection with the child.

Okay...

No! Place it like it's the breast!

- Like... you know? - Stop.

- Take it. I'll hold it. - Hold it like that.

Come on. Like that...

The best! The best boy!

I'm going home.

Yes, it's good! It's the best milk!

Yes!

Yes, baby, that's right! Eat it all! That's it, good job!

- It's ready. Come on, let's eat. - We're coming.

I'm not hungry.

Honey, are you OK?

I see he's calmer when he sees people.

Plus, we were out of diapers.

I'll grab some food and when Sânziana gets home, boom!

Not that I managed, but I'll be waiting for her with a full refrigerator!

Or she'll scold you! How was it with Vlad?

Yes, he helped me, but he's still dubious.

Wait a minute.

Idiot, are you still there? Hey!

Yeah. Listen, idiot, don't forget, this Thursday make sure you're free.

I need you to babysit the intruder, okay?

Man, can you imagine if this cartoon thing works out for me?

First of all, Sânziana's parents won't think I'm a loser anymore...

and that's about it.

- Not likely! - Okay, let's go! Bye, idiot.

- Hello, neighbor! - Good afternoon!

Wow, a dad shopping with his baby!

How nice of you to help mommy!

- Of course! - But where's mommy?

She's at work, earning money to support us!

- Bye, have a nice day. - You too!

Thank you very much.

Hello, sir! What are we doing here?

Don't tell me! We've exceeded the legal limit of cuteness, haven't we?

- No. - No?

- You stole. - What?

- Me? God, no! - Shoplifting...

Wait, wait a minute... I know it may seem dubious,

but he grabs things with his little hands, like some kind of alien...

Come on, sir, I've seen cases like this in my life!

This is an operating system that, between you and me, still works.

I know we have good products,

but they're not so expensive that you can't afford them!

Listen, is this your child?

Because usually, people like you take children from who knows where!

God forgive me! Of course he's mine! No...

Look how much he looks like me! Neighbor, help me!

Yeah, there's a little resemblance.

Come on, the documents! Someone bring the documents!

Man, this is unbelievable!

- Look, man, starting young, right? - Sânzi...

I'd pour you some more coffee, but I'm... you know? In handcuffs.

Oops!

- Hi! - Hi, Maya.

As if one wasn't enough...

Listen, are you coming to the park with me today?

I'll come, but I can't stay long, because I have to go to school.

- Come on, I'll pay you! - I'm sure you'll be fine.

But don't try to give him any more baby formula, okay?

Really? You wanted to give him formula? Seriously, what's wrong with you?

You knew I was upset that I can't breastfeed anymore,

and now you wanted to give him formula?

Honey, it doesn't matter if we give him a little formula!

In two or three weeks, the reserves will be gone.

- We'll end up there anyway! - Oh, my goodness!

And I'm not saying your milk isn't good!

It's the best milk in the world, fat-free...

- Stop it! - Did Vlad like it too?

Seriously, Iustin?

What's wrong? Why do you keep snitching?

Speaking of mom.

No. No one mentioned your mother.

Right. I was thinking that since Olga is busy

with rediscovering herself again,

maybe it would be a good idea to call my folks

to help us out for a while?

Where? Where would we all stay, crammed all together in two rooms?

What, I'll sleep on the couch? Did you order anything?

Why don't you tell me? You never tell me anything!

Hello! Welcome! Come in, please!

What good food have you brought?

Enough with the pleasantries, you'd better go to the car

to help us with the luggage.

The luggage!

Well, helping you is doing something together, right?

For carrying the luggage. I'll be right there.

And yes, of course I came,

because we weren't going to leave our nephew unbaptized

in the hands of a criminal!

And you're a little snitch!

So, we're moving in with you until the baptism!

Let's carry the luggage for mommy and daddy!

Look! They moved the whole house!

Great! That's what I have to do, carry luggage!

What's in here, jars?

Let's carry the luggage! Come on, out!

I'm fine! Don't bother. It's okay.

I don't understand what you saw about this loser.

- Mom, he's a lawyer. - A former lawyer!

Remember what lovers you had, Sânzi!

He doesn't even work, you have to support him.

What was Matei like? Tell me! A man! You felt like you had someone to...

You're not gonna put on his socks and baby hat?!

You are, in fact, criminals!

All right!

Honey, I'm going to school. He hasn't pooped.

He might poop today, don't forget to wash him.

- Yes, okay. - Bye, Maya.

- Who's Matei? - An ex-boyfriend.

- Bye! - Bye!

- I love you, bye! - I love you!

Unpack the bags!

Seriously, I thought it was just a whim with this boy.

But to come home pregnant? Isn't that a bit much?

- She's 30 years old! I say... - That's exactly what I'm saying!

What does he do for a living?

I'm here! You can ask me directly.

- He's a cartoonist. - Meaning, he doodles.

- What? Well done! - Don't be angry with me.

It's so hot in this house! Can't we open a window?

Please, let's not! We have a baby in the house!

Stay calm, nothing will happen to him! You're overprotecting him!

Sânziana is fine and she grew up just like this.

Did you keep this child unbaptized?

- How do you protect him? - With love.

You weren't allowed take him out of the house until he was baptized.

- And without socks, needless to say! - That's why we came.

Exactly. We came to organize the baptism!

Take a piece of paper and write it down. Or draw, whatever you know how to do!

Okay, so, listen up. We need two sets of godparents,

five priests, a larger venue, but we'll take care of everything,

don't worry, I heard what happened last time.

Good. Thank you very much for coming to help us, but there's no need.

We're fine. I'm already organizing everything, undercover,

for Sânziana, who doesn't know, because it's a surprise for her.

- Do you have money for a baptism? - Yes.

- When is it? - On the 23rd.

- How many guests? - 128. 84 have already confirmed.

- How many priests? - Four. There were five, but...

one can't come anymore, because he has a problem.

A minor one.

Just kidding, obviously!

Oh my, no! Your daughter really does look like you.

Okay, I see you're done here and here...

When you need me to take your luggage down to the car, ring the bell.

Take it easy!

- Thank you. - Wait! Easy, he's sleeping!

Maya, be quiet, he's sleeping.

Maya, everything you do in life, you have to stay away from your in-laws.

- You're exaggerating! - Well, you'll see!

Have you seen the in-laws? You run like hell!

What happened, idiot, are you okay?

Isn't tomorrow Thursday? I took tomorrow off.

- Yes, tomorrow. - He seems to be in shock.

- You got a nanny! - Well done, Sherlock.

Be honest, we're friends.

- We're not friends. - Is parenting difficult for you again?

I saw some podcasts recently that say that parents today

are too spoiled and complain, but in fact,

we have many more resources to raise our children well.

- It's up to you. - No, that's it, I'm going to kill him!

No!

Idiot, my in-laws came to me and now I'm in a situation

where I have to organize Matei's baptism without any money!

No, you promised you wouldn't get involved in organizing events! No!

God, you're going to ruin everything!

- Vlad, I hate you so much... - Idiot. Listen.

You organized a baptism before, and you were alone.

This time, you have us.

- What could possibly go wrong? - Hello!

- This is our playground! - Can't you leave?

No... not like that! Look.

I apologize. It's okay with you if we stay a little while

in this playground until we sort things out?

Okay...

See? That's how it's done!

That's right! Are you afraid? Move!

Children matter and they need to be asked, talked to,

so they feel they are in a safe environment.

Good! Let's do it. Together. I get some used balloons,

I say I'm a hipster, I want to save the planet, or I won't get anything!

Or, and I'm just saying "or", we can make

a detailed plan for organizing the baptism with Chatty!

Go with Chatty, yes. What are you doing?

How do you organize a baptism...

- Cheap. - And cool!

Oh dear!

- Can't you skip school today? - Nope!

"Nope". Maya, please!

- Bye! - Maya!

Okay...

Goodness, are you going to let him cry like that?

- He's a child, he cries! - Not if he's emotionally stable.

- Emotionally stable at six months old? - Now you can see his values and character.

Protests are for the main boulevard. Thanks, let's go.

The gathering of perfect parents is further down the road, thank you!

Maybe, and I say "maybe", he doesn't like you.

Does he cry the same when he's with Sânziana?

Sure! - No, he doesn't, I saw him.

Thanks, idiot! Stop it, honey!

Maybe you should try talk to him the way Sânziana talks to him?

Put him in the stroller.

Bro, no!

Click, done, click. Wait, leave him.

Put it in. It has to click!

- Click, well... - Done.

- Come on, talk to him! - Idiot, do what he says, it might work.

Who loves you the most in this world?

- Seriously? - Who?

Who?

Who loves you...

Who loves you the most? Who?

Mommy?

That's it! Say "Mommy", that's the code word.

Come to mommy! Mommy's sweetheart!

It works, God, I feel like crying!

Don't cry, we don't know your code word!

Mommy!

Keep your distance, please, everything is safe now.

What's going on here, sir?

What's going on, ma'am? Some idiot threw a cigarette

and now we're cutting off the gas and electricity.

Unbelievable!

No way, neighbor, this nation is never gonna get well.

Right!

These people gross me out. How could you throw...?

I'll go get you some coffee, thank you very much.

Yes, I know it's hard. No gas and no electricity.

What are you going to do, leave tomorrow? Just kidding!

Yes, okay, I have to take care of things for the baptism. Bye!

Sorry.

As I told you on the phone, we have various packages.

The hall can accommodate 300 guests, the tent for about 250 guests,

and there is also a pavilion in the forest for 100 people.

- The forest is very nice. - The forest.

This is where we hold our outdoor events.

Wow! Wonderful. Superb.

- Well... - Excuse me for a moment, please.

What is it, honey? We're in the forest now.

Look, a bear cub!

- Maybe he's hungry. - Exactly, that's it, he's hungry.

Could you heat up this expressed milk here, in the venue?

Stop it, honey. Here you go.

Come here! It's okay.

Come on, look. It's okay!

Like this...

The cap!

Yes, look.

That's it... Eat from mommy.

Eat up, sweetie. That's it!

Yes...

Where were we?

The forest can hold about a hundred people.

We can take care of the chairs and decorations...

No, I'd rather do it, I don't want to be wasteful.

I'm thinking about the environment. How much would it cost?

2,000 euros. Which must be paid one month before the event.

- When is the baptism? - On the 23rd.

- The 23rd, of the month? - This one.

You have to book the venues at least six months in advance, it's not possible.

- It's impossible, look and... - Really? Yes, it's not possible, yes.

Did you hear that, Mati?

It's not possible.

The lady said so.

She looked at the notebook and said that it's impossible. That's it, Mati.

You'll remain unbaptized.

If your mommy could see us now...

Excuse me, but... Where is the mother?

Mommy? She's not with us.

- She's gone. - Did you... get divorced?

No! I can't believe it. You mean... She's gone?

She's gone?

Sorry, I'm staring at you like this...

At first, I found it very suspicious what you did with the child.

I believe you!

And then I thought it was dubious because that's what society tells us!

Exactly.

You should know that you are a very involved father.

Especially under the circumstances.

A father who is involved who does everything on his own!

- Alone. - Without mommy!

- There's no mommy. There's no... - It's...

- It's also sexy... - Sexy? Yes, actually, yes.

You realize it's good to feel sexy sometimes.

Especially after giving birth, when everything changes, right?

Do you think we can find a solution?

What would be a good price for you?

Oh my God!

Oh my God, but no... I don't even know what to say.

You realize that...

I have a lot on my mind right now, you understand.

- Can I call you back? - Sure.

Excuse me.

POOP?

NOT YET...

Can I...? - Sure!

I just smiled back at her.

- Does that count as cheating? - Yes!

It's cheating even if you think of being with someone else!

Come on!

I can smile back if she compliments me. What should I have done? Spat on her?

If the compliment is that you look good, I don't know what to say.

And they say adults complicate everything.

God, it's hard to have a child!

It wasn't that hard with me, was it?

No, you're wonderful!

Now, seriously, it really was hard at first, but I managed, didn't I?

And anyway, you're a girl. And little girls are better behaved.

You're not even my child, I mean, it's... different, you know.

That's why I'm thinking... of asking her to marry me!

- Now? - Yes.

- To be a real family. - We can't be a real family without it?

No, because we won't have the same last name. I'm going to ask her.

Iustin!

Can you make me a plate?

Well, I'm going home to my parents.

Iustin, I'm hungry!

I feel like setting the building on fire every day, that's how good I felt today!

Iustin!

He pretends not to hear me.

Mother-in-law, stop yelling or you'll wake up the little one!

- If you can't hear me! - I can hear you!

- God, why are you yelling? - I'm not yelling!

- Yes, you are, look, you're yelling! - It doesn't matter.

All that matters is that...

Honey, I'm worried that Matei isn't pooping.

Get up, what are you doing there?

Maybe he's stressed, maybe these changes are affecting him.

- You know they feel everything. - Feel what? He's a moth on the wall!

Maybe he feels that I'm not a good mother.

That I go to work, I don't know, I'm too selfish!

You're not selfish, he doesn't feel anything!

He should be thankful we're not sending him away,

with all the crap he's making, well, he doesn't.

See, I'm sensitive, just like your son.

Be patient, love, okay? He'll poop too,

he does it less often now because he eats milk from you, which is very good.

But when he does, do you realize how much he's going to poop?

Seriously, there's gonna be tons of it!

- We'll talk tomorrow. - Okay. Listen?

When your parents are gonna leave?

Come on, it'll be fine. Okay.

Don't move from here, so I can see you.

Don't do anything stupid, this meeting is very important to me. You!

You're coming, you'll tell him how I got the idea and you inspired me a little.

People with money love cute kids.

But you have to be cute. You know, just like you are...

That's right, well done. Stay here!

Fingers crossed for daddy! Good boy!

- Come on. Sit there. - Here?

Sit here. Don't forget to smile, okay?

Be nice, just like you are, smile.

- Iustin? - Yes!

Iustin or the creator of the Ox. Or you can call me whatever you want.

You can just call me "ox". Or "loser". Hey, stupid, you loser!

Fine. She is Maya.

She's the Ladybug in the story. Basically, it's our story.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. Something to drink?

We're fine.

Man! Two juices and a coffee, but today, please? Come on.

- Did you bring the sketches? - Yes, of course. The best in the world!

On purpose. There they are. Okay...

This one... It doesn't belong here. It was stuck. But it's clean.

It doesn't... It's actually clean. Fine.

I was thinking about this app, in which we'll compile all the episodes.

- As I explained on the phone. - What interests me

is how we manage to keep the children so... engaged,

with their eyes glued to the tablet.

But really, where's your phone?

They're sitting there like little robots!

Wait, I got something. Look, wait.

- I quit my phone. - Good for you.

So, are you really rich?

Yes, he's rich. Don't get involved. You just sit there and smile.

Well done! Okay. About the children. I keep them engaged, right? We keep them...

Not that we keep them, none of them escape, they're...

Kids love stories with an important message.

Yes. Pay attention. What interests me is the following thing.

So, we have the action part.

Then we have the emotional part, that would help me,

I would need to access some funds, because the investment is quite large.

Yes. We have both emotion and action.

They are intertwined.

As far as funds are concerned,

there are aspects that you will have to include in the project.

Such as?

It must be very clear that all the action takes place in Romania.

This geographical component is huge.

And then there's this part that you told me about, with the educational aspect.

So...

My goodness, what a wonderful shirt! No, this is superb material.

I have to go for a bit to... I'll be right back. Stay here, sweetie.

Come on, move along! There's nothing to see here!

- Bye! - Hold him!

Look at how many likes you got!

Hey! Get out of here! Don't you have anything better to do?

We're laughing, on the phone, having fun! We've got serious business here!

- I'm going in. - Come on!

- Apocalypse! - Come on, man, it's not that...

- Oh, my God, there's tons of it! - Come on, easy!

- Napkin! - Here.

- There, done! - Here, wipe underneath them.

What?

- Lift them up... - How did it get there?

- Put some cream on them. - Wait, I'm here!

- Put some cream on it. - Wait, man!

- Cream. - That's it! Done!

Why did you panic? Was it difficult? Come on!

- Well done. - That's it!

Let's clean him up!

Wait! Cover him up!

It got in my eyes!

Idiot, you said you knew your stuff! Isn't that why I called you?

You've got a son too!

Idiot, first of all, this isn't normal.

And secondly, these are traumas and trauma can be forgotten.

He produced excrement.

I think I got traumatized right now!

Leave me alone! I'm going back.

I helped an old lady cross the street and...

I won't go into details, because I don't... I'm going to the bathroom to...

That's it...

That's it! Okay! Come on.

That's more like it! Fresh!

I'm waiting for the pilot episode from you, the full animated ten minutes

with the changes we discussed and as a deadline... one week.

I wanna make sure you're capable. There will be many episodes to make.

- Godspeed! - I have other meetings.

- Goodbye! Take care. - Thank you.

Oh, my God!

- Honey! He pooped! - He pooped?

- He pooped! - Oh my God, he pooped!

- He pooped! - Iustin!

I forgot my phone and...

I'll pay, it's not...

So quick!

- But did you wash him, right, love? - Yes!

- Wash him! - It's okay, don't stress!

- Okay! Bye! - Okay, I love you!

He pooped! Sorry!

Oh dear, poor thing, he can't even crawl!

We used to call her "the black child."

All her cousins are white as snow.

How did she turn out like this, I don't know.

In the end, why do you want to go back to work?

We raised our children alone. That's why you were potty trained at six months.

- And I had you when I was 20! - In that case, my mother is perfect.

Do you really want this man to invest money in animation?

It's more complicated than that. Listen.

Let's focus and see how we can make that cartoon pilot in a week.

You see, now you can do it with A.I.

You put the drawings in there and after you generate them...

What A.I.? Don't worry, these are grown-up things!

Right, Mateiaș, well, we have to take care of grandpa!

Grandpa's been left high and dry! Come on, grandpa, tell us when.

- Yes. - Hey! Stop!

There's nothing I can do, he won't leave me alone.

He's like a little monkey.

Here! Speaking of monkeys.

Yes, we have a gift for Mateiaș, from us...

- Listen, man! - From the mother's family...

Attention!

Your grandmother loves you.

Your grandmother loves you.

Mom!

Your grandmother Olga loves you!

Your grandmother Olga loves you!

- How beautiful! - Great! Well done!

So many new things!

In the old days, it was difficult to raise children.

We had no help.

I have to agree with you on that.

In our day we didn't have diapers, it was hard.

What diapers? In our day, we had some rags!

We washed them, dried them, because we didn't have money to buy ten!

Well, we cooked all day, we didn't have money to order food!

In the old days, we stood in line to get bread with ration cards!

In our day, we didn't have electricity or hot water!

- We bathed in a basin! - If you had a basin!

And we didn't complain so much!

You put the baby to your breast, and that was it.

No lactation consultant, no sleep consultant.

Never!

He'd cry in his crib as long as he did and that was it!

Sure, leave him there!

- Are you still breastfeeding? - Yes, she does. With... a bottle!

Leave him alone, he's big, Mateiuț.

Really, don't give him milk anymore, because he won't eat food.

He needs to eat milk too. Two, three years.

It's good for him to eat milk too, for immunity.

Who says so?

Studies!

Come on! We raised children too and we didn't need studies.

- Mom, there's a child in the house! - Please!

Sânziana... it's time for Iustin to grow up.

- You mean Mateiaș! You're exaggerating. - I'm dying!

Mateiaș, you should know that there is discrimination here.

God, every time I hear this name I...

- I wonder how Matei is doing? - Okay.

What's Matei doing? In my arms. He's crazy about me.

He only stays in my arms.

- No, Matei... - Sorry!

- Another Matei, Sânzi knows. - Well, and...

- Okay. - Can't Iustin know too?

- Does Matei have Facebook? - I don't know. Here, give me the phone.

Oh no, he's single, Matei!

Matei is Sânziana's ex.

- That was a man! What was Matei like? - He was...

There's no way he would have said "mommy" to the child.

Anyway, only in Eastern Europe, parents call their children "mommy" and "daddy."

So, we're all wrong.

Yes, he's wonderful, Matei. I think he'll take you and the child too,

considering how wonderful he is and how much he loves you.

Listen to that!

I'm going to put the little one to bed or he'll fall asleep in two hours.

He's very attached to me, actually. And emotionally.

As if we were one and the same person. Well... we really are.

Matei is single!

That was close! Be careful what you say, okay?

No one would want an unfortunate accident.

Honey, don't worry about Matei.

Oh, no. How could I worry? I'm not, no.

For a real man, single,

who would take you and your child too, a few times even.

That's it...

Oops!

- But Iustin pays! - No, that's not true!

Let's wait for Iustin and find out how many places he requested for the baptism!

- Yes, sure. - Why is it taking so long?

He said he'd fall asleep right away with him.

Yes. He was very tired, Matei.

Sometimes it takes a while.

- Another thing. There will be appetizers? - Oh my God, she killed me with this food!

Yes, there will be enough food, in-law.

Yes, idiot! Well, I put the little one to bed.

It was good, yes.

Listen, he held my hand just now. He grabbed my finger.

- Yes, I know. - Yes, and he looked at me.

I don't know, he fell asleep, he was calm, you know?

- Listen? - Yes.

How are things with your in-laws?

They're being horrible, idiot.

It's horror.

I don't know, I could sue them, seriously!

And it seems that my son's name is the same as Sânziana's ex-boyfriend,

who is a real man and everyone loves him and...

He's also single.

- I think they want to break us up. - Come on!

Oh my God! And I'm the fool who stressed

about smiling at the venue manager to get the location,

so, theoretically, I did it for us too...

You know what I'd like right now?

For my wonderful in-laws to change Matei... and listen carefully:

to piss on them like he pissed on us today!

But, man, big time, from above, with a strong stream,

and make a puddle around them and they beg for mercy!

"No!"

You know what I was thinking?

How wonderful it is to have such a family by your side!

Right, Maya?

Did you hear what he said?

That he'd like our nephew to pee on... Oh, I can't even repeat it!

- Are you breaking up with him? - Mom, stop it!

- Listen... - I'm trying, but stop that noise!

I was thinking of bringing some friends to the baptism, is that okay?

And you don't even have godparents?

What kind of baptism is this, without godparents?

- It'll be a disaster, just like him! - Please, stop!

Make Nuți and Gelu godparents. They'd be delighted.

- We'll see. - Yes?

- Dad, what are you doing there? - Are you going to bed already?

Put down that glass!

Can I have the phone for a minute?

DO YOU WANT TO COME TO OUR BAPTISM?

COME OVER TO OUR HOUSE FRIDAY EVENING!

WE LIVE ON FICUS STREET, NUMBER 5

- Bye! - Bye!

Come on, love, are you upset because I smiled at the manager?

I can't have this conversation right now, honestly.

If you have to go back to the location, I'll come with you.

But what I wanted to ask you...

About the surprise about the baptism, are the godparents included?

Well, I have Călin, who is an extraordinary godfather.

He's the definition of a godfather.

He has three children, he can give us advice, he's perfect.

Yes, except he doesn't have any money.

Do you really have money for the baptism?

Or do you want to prove something to my parents?

God, love, I'm doing this because I know it's important to you!

I wouldn't get involved if I didn't have money, I'm not crazy.

And what's there to prove? That I've already won them over.

They adore me, they're crazy about me.

They've withdrawn to carve a small statue of me.

Tomorrow morning, they'll greet me with the statue,

with offerings, with songs...

Which reminds me of the statue in my life.

- Do you want to... - Yes, I want to sleep!

Here.

Come on! He set it on fire again!

Good heavens, all these madmen! I've never heard of such a thing!

- Hello! - Hello! Honey!

Come on, sweetie, he's so cute!

I'm surprised she took the child with her today!

Honey...

Oh dear! And now I have to sit and make 1,567 drawings,

scan them and then try to animate them?

No, it's impossible for me to do that in a week!

Look at that!

Too bad, I think you need 6,000 drawings.

WE HAVE A PROBLEM. WE NEED TO TALK.

What?

CAN'T WE DO IT OVER THE PHONE?

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED THIS VENUE...

No, why is this happening to me? Look!

Who asked you to smile at her, huh?

Stupid me. I should have told her off instead.

- Yes, love! - I hope you're not having sex.

I'm saving myself for when the kid goes to college.

- I'm trying on a dress. What? - Can you get a white one?

Well, I kind of have to go to the venue. You told me to let you know and... well!

I didn't tell you to let me know. I told you not to go alone.

- Okay, how long will it take you? - It'll be a while.

Go with my folks!

It's the dress for the baptism, right?

- How is it? - Yes!

Honey, come on, it's a great opportunity to become friends!

Try to understand that it's horrible for me too. I'm caught in the middle.

When they'll see what a wonderful person you are, they'll love you.

- Okay? Come on! - Okay! Bye, sweetheart!

- What a bold mother! - Yes, thank you!

- Are you breastfeeding? - No, why?

You've got a little stain on your breast.

- I'll take it. - Great!

It's hard for me to admit, but it's actually great!

I think it is...

Do you know what would make perfect the baptism?

- A performance by Corina Chiriac. - Oh, yes, that would be great, but no.

Let's not exaggerate with perfection, let's just stick with this delight.

We have two problems.

If you're referring to them, I'll take care of it.

But please, don't mention their daughter.

It's very difficult for them, you know?

- We have a hornet's nest. - That's exactly what I call them.

Wait until you see the other relatives, also on their side.

- But it's probably because of the trauma... - No, there really is a hornet's nest here!

I can't believe it! The venue is off? It's perfect!

Nothing is off. I'll take care of it. Hornets! They're bugs! Bigger. Hornets!

"Oh no, hornets, what should we do? The venue is off!

I'll take care of it with a bat.

They're ants!

Come on, let's see how he does it.

Look, he takes a piece of gold which he turns into a ring

that will be special for someone.

The same thing happens to us when we come into the world.

We shape ourselves, we polish ourselves,

and we transform ourselves into the most beautiful jewel.

And our only goal is not to lose our shine.

Look at me, I might as well be talking to the TV.

You've been a bit quiet lately.

It's hard when there is a baby in the family, isn't it?

- Hey! It's not like he's my brother. - Well, it's kind of the same thing.

Look, before my brother was born, everything was about me.

- After, it was like I didn't even exist. - So what did you do?

I put my brother to dip his hand in the soup pot

and say it was mom's fault.

- Respect. - Yeah, but times have changed!

You can't break your cousin's nose because it's called "bullying".

Parents are always behind their children, so nobody does anything anymore.

- There's not much you can do. - It's hard to be a child.

It's like sometimes we have to be more mature than the adults.

Well, what would make you feel better?

Pranks?

I'd rather not ask.

- Iustin, you're a hero! - So, is the venue on?

Just a minute. A real man! You're even sexier that way!

What did she say?

Like this, stung by hornets.

Oh my God, am I stung by hornets?

And that brings us to our second problem.

We have another event on the same day. A special yoga class.

- What time? - Around 11 a.m.

You'd be overlapping two hours.

What?

If it's cheaper? Yes! That's the good news!

We'll give you a discount!

Oh dear!

God, you're so...

Okay, so as we agreed, the candy bar stays there.

- We'll see about the rest later. - Okay.

Listen to me carefully!

My stepbrother's baptism is a danger to humanity.

- We have to sabotage it. - What do you mean, "sabotage it"?

It means we have to ruin the adults' fun.

- Like hiding the remote control? - Exactly, but worse.

Like locking our parents on the balcony and not letting them out?

- Yes, something like that. - I don't think that's such a good idea.

Aren't you tired of always being in the shadow of adults?

Aren't you tired of always being told what to do?

Yes, we are.

Aren't you tired of all kinds of after-school activities and training?

Yes, we are!

- Don't we deserve to have a little fun? - Yes, we do!

Okay, that's the plan.

- Did you set it to the short cycle? - Yes, 15 minutes.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to finish.

- In my day... - Yes, I know!

In your day, you went down to the river

and washed them with soap made from pork fat, right?

How did you manage to do everything?

It was very difficult! I was also very young.

I was 19 when I arrived at the train station in Bucharest.

I thought everything that flies is edible.

As I stepped onto the platform, my luggage was stolen.

On the bus, my bag. And there were only public phones!

I had to ask someone to give me money to call the host,

to give me the address again.

I realized pretty quickly

that without money you can't do anything in this life.

And from that moment on,

I promised myself that I would never be a sucker again.

And that's when you started to control everything, right?

You were afraid to be vulnerable anymore.

Yes.

Because I only had myself.

I could never rely on your father.

Mom, Iustin isn't dad.

Honey... I just want you to be okay.

- Or at least, to have an easier life. - I know.

- That's it. Thank you very much! - Your order.

Right. So, what's the plan?

What plan? I can't think straight. I'm so hungry.

Let me enjoy my food and we'll talk afterwards.

The food of childhood. This will make you feel better.

Double cheese, Big Mac. Classic. Give me some!

Excellent! To die for!

You think I was planning to spend the day in the hospital, stung by hornets?

We'll manage. Did you order balloons?

When?

Chatty says it'll take us six hours for three people to set everything up.

- And for two people? - What?

The thing is, Sânziana won't let me go see the manager.

Is she jealous of you?

Why?

And now I have to hear about her ex,

who is definitely 6'2" blue eyes, muscular, practices Brazilian jiu-jitsu

and who, coincidentally, is named Matei, like my son.

Does that seem normal to you?

I think I want someone. And a child too.

I mean, I really think I'm good at it. I mean, we're good at it. Me and Chatty.

Please, don't be an idiot! Why would you want that?

Don't you ever want to have sex again? That happens after you have a child!

After I had my first, I had sex twice more.

And each time it was... surprise!

- Wasn't it like that for you too? - Maybe it's worth it.

Really?

I don't know, you have a purpose in life, no matter how messed up you are.

Yes, Iustin, I look at you

and you've aged ten years in the last period.

Călin, I don't even want to ask you what those spots are.

But somehow, if you don't have a stroke soon...

Does a stroke make you sweat? Because I feel something.

Vlad, I think you'll have to wait

until they give ChatGPT gay gestation functions.

I'VE PUT THE BABY TO SLEEP, I WANT TO TAKE A SHOWER.

Sânziana texted me, she's in the shower.

I'm going to watch the intruder.

- What's this emoticon? - Wait.

It's something hot. It could be S-E-X.

Idiot, it's a clear sign. Listen to me.

Don't let months go by because that's how relationships get ruined.

Listen to me. Go to her, you take her in your arms, you tell her you love her,

tell her she's your life, and then have S-E-X with her,

no matter how tired you are,

no matter how hard today was, listen to me.

Even if you've been stung by hornets, listen, go.

- Now? - Go to her.

- Go. - I'm going!

- Hey, should I go? - Go!

- Wait until you see what I do to her! - Run! Think of us!

Boo!

What are you doing there?

- What's going on? - You have no shame!

I told you to watch over me!

- What did you do? - I fell asleep.

- Sânziana! - My love!

- I don't believe it! - Will you be my wife?

I don't know, today seemed fine.

Maybe too fine, if I think about it.

Mom, it was an accident. Look, Iustin will explain.

Yes.

I know it may seem suspicious,

but I really thought it was Sânzi in the shower.

I just wanted to get the shampoo.

And don't worry, I didn't see anything.

- You're lying. Do you have dandruff? - Well, no, because I wash my hair with it...

Sânziana, look at him.

He doesn't have the courage to look me in the eye.

You can't marry a man like that, honey!

Yes, I can. And we'll do it tomorrow.

- But tomorrow is... - It's the baptism!

So what? We'll have... a wedism!

From "wedding" and "baptism".

If you combine the words

and use the first letters from the first and the last from the second... Wedism!

Perfect.

That way we'll make even more money, we have to let people know to prepare.

Are we expecting someone?

- Mom, what's Matei doing here? - Matei?

- Sânziana! Iustin! - Matei?

Daddy, I'm so happy because you invited me to the baptism!

I swear I wasn't expecting it, but I thought, "Why not?"

Did I invite you to the baptism?

Daddy, when I saw the text on Instagram, I said, "What a great guy this Iustin is!"

And I came.

Yes, it sounds like a text I would send.

You have money for the baptism, but to invest in yourself...

You don't have the courage, what's the problem?

- Don't you have confidence? - I don't.

You don't have confidence!

- He's my investor. - Is he?

I find it all very suspicious.

Daddy, I know how it seems to you. Oh, that talent of yours!

But it's a very nice coincidence.

I'm glad I can help you.

I mean, I want us to work closely together on the animations and... everything!

My goodness, what a joy it is to join such a beautiful family!

It's one thing to invest, but it's another to invest like this, in the family.

Oh my, Mateiaș, I'm so happy that you came, my beloved!

You are an angel. You were sent to save us.

I think everyone agrees when I ask you the following question.

- Would you like to be the godfather? - Mom, no!

- No, wait a minute, please. - Oh my goodness, you've made me so happy!

- Here you go! - Oh my God!

You know that you have been like a second family.

I no longer have my own family, I lost them.

You will be my first family. My only family.

So the answer is "yes"!

- But... we have godparents! - We do.

We do, I'm sorry! Călin!

- And... - And...

And you don't even know what his wife's name is.

- Iustin! - I don't.

I didn't get involved with the priest at the baptism.

I didn't have an opinion. But at least at the wedding I would like

bless you a decent priest.

- Are we having a wedding? - Yes, it looks like it.

You know what?

- You've been gossiping about me. - When?

- You walked in on me in the shower. - To get the shampoo!

I want only one thing and it's not possible?

That's it! I've made up my mind!

I will get the priest, don't worry!

That's great, Matei!

Pull my finger.

It's very good. Come on, get out of here!

I'm gonna puke! What's up with this guy? Why does everyone like him?

If I were you, I'd ask myself why Sânziana was with him.

Exactly.

Don't think I don't know you called him.

It was a good joke, well done. We laughed so hard!

I'm laughing, he's going to be my child's godfather. Stop!

Stop with these pranks, I already have too much on my mind.

I want to see you behave like a model child.

Like the good little girl you are, okay?

"Good little girl." Okay!

- Is that the ex? - And the investor.

He's not 6'2" and muscular. He looks like he's made of cotton wool.

- Don't you guys find it suspicious? - You're exaggerating, it's okay.

It makes me wonder what Sânziana's tastes are like.

I look better than him, don't I?

- Yes, of course! - Of course!

Who knows, maybe he's packing. You know, studies say that...

I'll check.

Okay, are you done?

Chatty kind of disappointed me with those six hours of his... hers?

His. But, yes, we're done.

He said six hours for three people, since there were two of us, do the math.

Does it look good?

How can I put it...

If I were to have a baby tomorrow, and I say "if",

that's exactly how I would want the baptism to look.

I have to run. Călin! You're no longer the godfather.

But for him, you will always be his godfather.

- Iustin, but... - You're my godfather at the wedding.

I'm also organizing the wedding. Okay? Get some more money ready. I have to run.

- When should we tell them? - Now didn't seem like the right time.

The child's father asked me to give you this note.

It's very important, okay? You have to mention it in the service.

Thank you!

Well, no...

We don't want full immersion, right?

No! Absolutely not!

How can you baptize him if you don't immerse him?

They're afraid of drowning!

Children, please!

- No, they have tiny lungs! - Yes.

I'll talk to the bearded man and it'll be OK.

Okay, just a little water on the head, okay?

I'd better talk to him.

- Please! - Sanziana, honey, wait!

You're not allowed to go to church, you're a new mother.

You have to do the purification prayer!

- What? - The purification prayer!

God, why is everyone against moms? When did we ever upset you so much?

Father... submarine, right?

Mateiuță!

Leave him. He's fine where he is.

Leave him alone.

Let me hold him until Matei takes him!

Mateiaș is like my own child and believe me, I can handle it.

Look, he wants me. I'm his grandmother!

- I raised a boy. - Mom, please!

And I'm his maternal grandmother.

Come to your maternal grandmother! Come on, my love.

- Iustin, she took him from me. - Please, calm down.

Stay there quietly!

I want you to write down the child's name, please.

Without immersion. Just a little water on the head. Okay? Write that...

And may the son of Jesus, the most beloved

become a tennis champion

or, if not, at least a superhero!

God help us!

That was the father's wish.

God help us, amen.

Once again, God help us for...

I think we can stop. We don't have to ruin the whole baptism.

- I think he got the message. - No, he didn't get the message.

Oh, no! The party was my favorite part!

You know what we can do? We can replace the holy water with Coke and mints!

I think you'd better leave me handle the plans.

- And you can handle the execution. - What do you mean, "execution"?

- Execution. - Execution...

- Execution. - Execution.

So, I've heard you. I'm telling you for the last time, stop!

Don't mess with me,

or I'll take you to a center for juvenile delinquency

and you'll never recover!

You'll end up in the sewers! And I'll send you to boarding school!

- Calm down, they're just children! - They're not children, ma'am.

- They're little devils! - Levels?

- Do you renounce Satan? - I renounce Satan.

- Do you renounce Satan? - I renounce Satan.

- Do you renounce Satan? - Yes, man, I renounce Satan!

- I baptize the servant of God Marius... - Marius?

...in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, Amen.

Matei.

Matei.

The servant of God Matei is baptized in the name of the Father...

- No! Iustin! - And of the Son...

- No, please! - And of the Holy Spirit.

That's it, leave him to me!

- Baptism... - Enough with...!

It's okay, you're with daddy now.

All right, you're with mommy.

Hold him a second. Hold him!

It's okay. Okay, you're with mommy.

The world has turned upside down!

Come on!

Traumas!

How could you, Iustin, confuse the child's name?

- Seriously, how? - I didn't mess it up. Maya did it to me!

- Well done! Good joke! - Well, wasn't it your job?

You know what?

I don't understand how you could name our baby after your ex

or what you saw in that guy!

- How can I accept this man's money? - Do you have another option? I thought so.

I liked the name Matei, not Matei!

Never mind, you liked something about him.

If I were you I wouldn't worry about the past.

I'd rather be careful who I smile at.

- Hello! - Hello!

Hello! We came together with...

...a lady and...

- I'll explain! - Okay. Please, come in! Welcome!

It seems like you're focused on the wrong things!

- You're so annoying! - Iustin told me I'm great!

I like to see the bright side of things. You don't?

Yes! Super annoying!

What are you doing? Hello! Are you leaving?

Their bodies show a scientifically documented rejection

to the microscopic combination of pollen and cellulose debris

from rustic flora.

They are allergic to hay.

What hay?

Iustin!

No, I can't believe it! No!

If the guests leave,

I won't have the money to pay for the venue. are you crazy?

- Still from the hay, ma'am? - No, I'm religious!

Don't say anything. I'll take care of it.

Breathe in.

Very good. Relax... gently.

- Sorry! - ...and down.

- Sorry! - Quiet, please, you're ruining my zen!

Sorry, I don't want to ruin anything, but I was thinking...

we also have a wedism nearby and if you could...

Could you at least get dressed? Cover yourself up, use a scarf,

wrap you up... put something around your waist?

- Iustin! - Relax...

My ladies! How long do you think the procedure will take?

Very well. It will take a while, you know.

- I'm glad we talked. - Okay, I've got it sorted. You?

From the bride's side, is it? I figured.

Go on, there's nothing to see here.

- Come on! - Come on, man, leave it.

- Did you look? - No, I didn't see anything.

Look, that's the position of the sun.

Because they're facing the sun, you know? "Ra" is what it's called.

They have to turn now...

- Come on, cow! - Here, you idiot!

You look so good! Are you good with animals too?

Come on!

I'm taking her to graze a little further away.

I said I'd take care of it, I will!

Come on, sweetheart, come on!

Easy!

62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68...

Come on! Faster!

I'm so glad you came, now our plan will work out much better!

Maya, shouldn't we just eat the chocolate?

Great idea, but no.

I love being a kid!

You are the funniest. Hey, you know what I wanted to ask you?

- If... - Okay, sorry.

There are exactly 45 people left, right?

If I get from each guest less than 50 euros,

because I'm stupid and didn't write the name on the envelope, that means...

2,000 euros!

It cost that much just for the decor. You and your ChatGPT. What do I do?

I don't have the money to pay. What does Chatty say?

I'll ask him.

Chatty?

Give her to me, I don't have time!

"Give him to me!"

Kisses, Chatty, how can I get money fast?

One option would be to contact

a non-bank financial institution, such as Tezaur, with low commissions,

where you take a piece of gold jewelry and they give you money for it.

If you want it back,

you give them the money and they give it back to you, you know?

OK, fine, thanks.

The Lost Bananas, the vocal-instrumental rock band...

Be careful, speak nicely!

- And it's a "she"! - No, it's not!

Spread it!

Hide them!

Fine! Continue!

Honey, do you like my hair?

I have the impression that this man wants to steal my child and my life.

- Come on, you're exaggerating, it's fine! - Come to daddy, that's it!

See? No, it can't be a coincidence!

This whole investment thing is definitely a lie,

to get under my skin, to control me

and get to win Sânziana back.

Or is it just a coincidence and he is an extraordinary man

who believe in me.

Or is he pretending?

I need his money and I can't refuse him,

but if I don't refuse him, I'll feel dirty.

Any thoughts?

I was thinking of taking up yoga.

You're so beautiful!

I love you so much!

Come to daddy!

- It's okay! - He's wonderful with babies too.

Come to mommy!

Look, the monkey.

Yes, we have a monkey. Yes, Matei, we have a monkey now.

- Mateiaș! Honey, I'm tired.

Maybe it was a bad idea.

Maybe it would be better not to get married today.

Please, don't worry, okay? It'll be fine.

You'll see, it'll be fine. And anyway, we can't cancel the wedding

because if the guests leave, we can't pay for the venue!

- Honey, didn't you say you have money? - Yes, I do... Some of it.

God, all you ever talk about is money! You're just like my mother!

Exactly. It's all her fault! I hate your mother!

Hold him for a second, I need to go to the bathroom.

- Come to mommy. - Stay with mommy. I'll be right back!

Big!

A big honor for me to be the godfather! I really appreciate it.

I'll be like a second father to Mateiaș.

Listen... if something happens to you, I'll take over everything.

Wife, children, debts...

Everything!

The priest will be here soon, so we hope everything will...

- Come on, it'll all be over soon. - We'll talk.

- Not very soon. - I hope nothing bad happens.

- Honey, Matei wants to kill me. - Oh, God, I'll kill you before he does!

No, it's really something good, it's possible.

We're fine!

Do it!

Is he asleep?

We're ready!

May the Lord Jesus Christ be with you! Amen!

- Amen! - Amen!

- May grace be with you! Amen! - Amen, yes, amen.

Brothers, the joy that takes over me

when I see such a beautiful communion in front of Jesus!

Especially these young adults who are just starting out on their life!

- Amen! - Amen!

- May the Lord be with them! Amen! - Amen

Let us read from the Holy Book, Timothy, chapter 2, verse 20.

"But in a great house there are not only vessels of gold and of silver,

but also of wood and of clay;

and some to honor,

and some to dishonor."

So with the woman.

- The weaker vessel, zip it! - Amen!

Amen, I heard "amen"! Amen, hallelujah!

So, run! Run from the lusts of youth! No cleavage!

Follow righteousness, faith, charity, peace,

with them that call on the Lord out of a pure heart.

Amen! Grace be with you!

For to this you were called, because Christ also suffered for us,

leaving us an example, that you should follow in His steps.

For ye were as sheep going astray; but are now returned

unto the Shepherd and Bishop of your souls!

Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands!

You said something good was going to happen?

Is that it? Is this a prank? Should it be funny? Should I be laughing?

Matei booked this guy! I have nothing to do with it!

You never have! It's always someone else's fault.

Except when we don't stand up to sing and rejoice!

Let us sing Psalm 23, the song of David.

The Lord is my shepherd

I shall not want

He makes me lie down in green pastures

And He leads me beside still waters

Are you sure he's a real priest?

Children have to sit in their place! Sit down, child!

- You don't even belong to this family! - Yes, she does!

- Was she baptized in front of the Lord? - Yes!

If not, she's a devil's spawn!

I don't want this guy to marry me!

- Second verse, come on, let's continue! - No, we're fine!

Two seconds, I just had an idea for the app.

And this material... You think I didn't get it?

You called that priest here

to annoy Sânziana, so she wouldn't marry me?

Hit me, ruin this baptism too, because you're good for nothing!

When I found out Sanziana was with someone

I thought it was some amazing guy, but look at you!

I was sure you didn't want to invest money in animation!

I was sure! I'm not crazy!

Invest in what, you clown! You pauper!

- Clown? - What should I invest money in?

You said your wife died!

Did you say what?

Come on, you got it! Please!

Basically, I never said such a thing. You said that.

And everything that happened between us!

Nothing ever happened!

She doesn't deserve you!

You're a widower, she's taking advantage of you!

Taking advantage? First of all, he doesn't have a wife, yet,

because I hope he didn't take that service into account!

Obviously not.

Secondly, what's the deal with this lady?

- I don't recognize you anymore! - What do you mean? You don't know him!

- Do you have anything to do with her? - No, I don't!

- Do you have a problem with this lady? - Yes! Of cou... No! Yes! No, love!

Just to get the venue for the baptism, that's all, it's a small...

The venue! Make way!

God, the child has the same name as me and that can never be changed.

Every time you call him, you'll think of me! Great!

I didn't do anything, love, believe me!

Can you act like a man and fix it even though it wasn't your fault?

Okay, let's cut the cake and try to finish the baptism like normal people.

Sure, we'll sweep everything under the rug not to upset anyone.

Happy birthday!

Wait!

Maybe now is not the time for cake right now.

What else do you want to do, seriously! What else do you want to do?

Something may have happened with the writing on the cake.

Long live Matei!

Happy birthday!

He's stupid. He forgot the child's name.

- How could you forget the child's name? - This kid is really a devil.

- What a cheeky kid! - Amen.

I'm sorry!

Miruna, can you hold him for a moment? Here he is, can you take him here?

Iustin...

I...

Kind of...

I made this cake.

Yes, I made it!

Because I was jealous.

Because I thought that I had disappeared from their lives.

And I wanted to understand that the people who are close to me

still love me,

even though they are so preoccupied with a little intruder

and that I have a special place in their hearts.

A place that cannot be filled by anyone.

No one! Ever!

I really don't understand how you could do that!

You knew how much we wanted for the baptism to go well!

I'm sorry, I didn't want to mess anything up!

But maybe it's not about you, mom! Maybe we're just tired of getting advice!

Exactly!

Maybe I'm tired of being told

how long to breastfeed, how much weight to gain,

how much weight to lose, whether or not to put a hat on his head

or whether or not I'm a good mother!

I'm tired of being told whether it's OK to go to work or not,

when to have the baptism or which man to choose!

I love him, he loves me, I'm happy! You have to let us go!

- That's enough, stop it! - No!

Go ahead! Very well!

We're the generation that takes hits from parents and children!

Let us live our lives, just as you lived yours!

Exactly, yes...

- I love you. - Me too.

And we'll have a wedding,

like in fairy tales, in a nature even more natural,

because we don't need anyone or anything!

Not even the big investor! Well, the small investor!

And let this man speak!

- Come on, Doru, go ahead. - Say it, dad!

Where...

are...

the appetizers?

Oh my God!

I hate your mother!

Oh no, I love you!

- Mom! - Are you okay?

He's very okay!

- Hey, listen! - What do you want?

Hey! Nobody hits my boy!

Our generation has rules too!

He's coming or not, give me an answer!

We have to save Iustin!

Three, two, one... Go!

Oh, no!

It's chocolate!

Yes! It's chocolate!

It's chocolate!

It's chocolate!

It's chocolate!

He's crawling!

- Come to mommy! - Come to daddy!

- Come to Maya! - Come to grandma!

Come to mommy!

Come to mommy!

Well done!

Well done!

What a lame family!

Matei!

Here, hold him for a moment.

Wait a minute.

You know what? Go fu...

Yourself all day long!

- Did you cool off? - Yes!

Where is my boy?

Where is my little boy?

And that's how I realized that they had accepted me into their family.

And... we even found the money to pay for the baptism in full.

Who would have thought it was okay to make mistakes?

But it's also okay to say what you feel.

And it's even more important to apologize.

Yes, maybe there is someone close to you who accepts you as you are.

But maybe the way you are could be improved a little.

Sometimes you take these steps alone, other times you take them together,

like a kind of waltz of improvement as a couple.

Oops! Wrong step! You reorganize!

Wait, I'll take it this way, well, you get the idea.

And maybe it's not so bad to be a full-time dad.

And if anyone thinks they're a perfect parent,

it's because they haven't had any children yet.

You should see what it's like with two!

- Honey? - Wow!

Yes.

And just when you think you've got the hang of it

and you seem to be doing well, boom!

The next stage comes along, which shows you how stupid you are.

Because no matter how old we are,

we are also here for the first time on this earth.

- Who did this? You? - Yes!

How?

So, daddy or mommy, I'll tell you exactly how we like it,

now that you've seen what we're like,

I won't expect you to be perfect.

You're my child and I love you just the way you are.

Happy birthday, son! See you next year with another message.

Daddy's precious boy!