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Hey, everyone!
Excuse me!
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Can I have a second of your time?
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Everyone, listen up!
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Listen, everybody…
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I owe Kyle a big apology
in front of everyone, because…
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– I was wrong.
– About what?
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I’m afraid that Kyle and I
got into a disagreement yesterday.
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It was pretty nasty.
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And I was totally wrong,
and you were right, Kyle.
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I thought only humans
could be gingers.
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Davin Miller here?
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There you are.
I owe you an apology too.
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When Kyle said other species
could have light skin and freckles,
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I totally laughed in his face.
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But Kyle was right.
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There are other animals
that can be ginger as well.
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I didn’t believe it.
I didn’t want to believe it.
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This morning,
I saw a red-haired light-skinned cow,
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and I owe you, Kyle and Davin,
my sincerest apologies.
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Where did you find a red-haired cow?
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Would you guys like it see it?
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There it is, right there.
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A red-headed cow.
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Look at it!
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You were right, Kyle.
A ginger cow.
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I shall never question
your keen intellect again!
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That’s pretty trippy.
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Be sure to get pictures of it!
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I’m pretty sure
this occurs only rarely in nature.
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– All right, joke’s over.
– This is real!
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Tell everyone you made the cow
look like that!
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You were right.
I was wrong.
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I sure do admire your courage
to admit when you’ve made a mistake.
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Thank you.
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I gotta go show this to my mom.
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Let’s go get the kindergarteners.
They’ll wanna see this too.
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Be sure to show everyone.
It’s really amazing.
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Too good, too good.
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Even the dumbest lie
can have big consequences.
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You’re right.
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I’m sure that is going to have
earth-shattering consequences.
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Your attention, please.
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Will Kyle Broflovski
report to the principal’s office?
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Kyle Broflovski
to the principal’s office.
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– What you do, Kyle?
– Nothing.
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Busted!
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Thanks for coming.
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What’s going on?
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These men have apparently
come from Israel to speak with me,
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but we need a translator.
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I don’t speak Hebrew.
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Please try your best.
It seems pretty important.
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This boy is Jew.
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Jew…
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like you.
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Try speak to Jew.
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We’re trying to tell them
we come on very urgent business.
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– Anything?
– They come on urgent business.
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What did they need?
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We believe this school has something
of the utmost important to our people.
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We wish to see the red cow.
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The red…
You can’t possibly be here for that!
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For what?
What did he say?
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You must understand.
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The fate of the world is at stake.
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The coming of a red heifer
is the most holy sign of Judaism.
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It signals the beginning of the end.
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It’s not just our religion,
but Islam and Christianity as well.
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They all agree on one thing.
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That the red heifer
means the end of times.
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You catch any of that, Kyle?
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– It’s right over here by…
– Oh, my holy schmear!
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The Muslims, they beat us here!
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What’s going on?
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He said the Muslims beat them here.
Goddammit!
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Step away.
You all know what this means.
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And you know you’re about to die.
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– Hold on, this thing isn’t even…
– Don’t touch it!
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I ran to the school
and told everyone,
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“There’s a red-headed cow outside.”
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Cartman, stop!
You don’t know what you’re doing!
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I’m pretty sure
this cow can make ginger cheese,
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which is like a Swiss cheese
with freckles instead of holes.
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The Muslim and the Christians
are calling for a meeting
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to discussing the terms of war.
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Very well.
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Let us meet to discuss
how the world as we know it ends.
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All right, so far, we agree
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there’ll be no automatic rifles,
no shanks and no chemical weapons.
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If there can be no chemical weapons,
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then the Christians
can use no nuclear weapons.
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Without nuclear weapons,
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what kind of final Armageddon
is this gonna be?
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Could we agree on non-ballistic
nuclear weapons only?
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– I suppose that’s fine.
– That makes sense.
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Non-ballistic nuclear only.
All right.
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Now, on to prisoners.
Are we all agreeing to decapitations?
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Of course, we are!
What do you think this is?
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Come on!
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Wait a minute!
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Has anyone noticed something?
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We are all in a room together.
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Talking.
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Has it occurred to anyone else
that this prophecy,
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which amazingly
is in all three religions,
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could actually be meant
to bring us together?
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The prophecy says
the red heifer signals the end.
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Could it mean the end of war?
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If the cow is sacrificed in Israel,
according to the prophecy,
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perhaps it could bring about peace.
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After all the years
of holy wars and hatred,
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a possibility for peace
in the Middle East.
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In the past 48 hours,
Jews, Muslims and Christians
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have met in Israel
to sort out their differences.
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It may be a rocky road,
but the chance for peace is real.
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And all because of a red cow,
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discovered by a young boy
here in the US.
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We’ll be back with more
on these amazing developments.
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Got a minute?
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I’ve got to tell you something.
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The red-headed cow…
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isn’t real.
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I made him up.
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No shit.
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I totally lied.
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When you asked me if I lied,
I looked you in the eye and said no.
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I owe you an apology, and I mean it.
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It’s OK.
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There’s no denying
it worked out for the best this time.
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You said it’s never for the best.
Remember that?
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And you’re right.
You’re right, Kyle!
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Don’t you do this.
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The Middle East is finally at peace.
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But it’s not true!
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I’m being serious.
I have to tell the truth.
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I don’t know
how I can live with this.
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I don’t know if I can,
unless… I don’t know.
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Maybe you called your mom
a fat skank.
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Maybe if you said that to your mom,
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and that her tits
belong in the morgue,
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maybe somehow
I can live with this lie.
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Go to hell.
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You’re right.
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You’re right.
I should just tell the truth.
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Wait.
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– Mom.
– Hi, bubbe.
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There’s something I need to tell you.
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What is it?
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You’re a fat skank.
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What did you just say?
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You’re a fat skank,
and your tits belong in a morgue.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you OK?
Does he always talk to you like that?
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Come on over here.
I’ve got more stuff in my locker.
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You’re carrying Cartman’s stuff?
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– I thought it’d be nice.
– He’s doing all kinds of things for me.
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He finished my homework,
gave me his soda from lunch.
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He’s stoked I brought peace
to the Middle East.
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– Right, Kyle?
– Yes, sir.
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Most everyone’s here.
Was there something you wanted to say?
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Remember, about the…
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I love Cartman’s farts.
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You what?
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Yummy, yummy,
I want Cartman’s farts in my tummy.
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What are you talking about?
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Yummy, yummy,
Can I have Cartman’s farts in my tummy?
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Jesus.
Lie down on your back.
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– Yummy, yummy.
– Let’s see what I can muster up.
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Yummy, yummy.
Thank you, Cartman.
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What the fuck?
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Come on in.
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– Can I talk to you?
– Sure, what’s the matter?
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If you knew something,
but you couldn’t tell anyone,
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what would you do?
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Living with a lie
is never a good thing.
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Could you maybe just tell me?
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I love having Cartman’s farts
in my tummy.
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I love it so, so much.
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Why do you like his farts
in your tummy?
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Because they taste so yummy.
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That’s kind of odd.
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Not sure how to help you with that.
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Could I…
Sorry, am I interrupting?
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Not if you have
some delicious farts for me.
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Are you sure?
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All right.
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Yummy, yummy.
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Today, begins a new Israel.
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Today, we are all united as one.
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Now, let us celebrate
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under one symbol.
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No way, no way!
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Epic!
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Hello, Israel!
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The party is officially under way.
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Jews, Christians and Muslims
have united,
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ushering in ten years of Van Halen.
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People are celebrating
like never before.
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No doubt Israel is the happiest
rockingest place to be.
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There’s peace in the Middle East.
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Maybe it’s gonna lead to peace
all over the world.
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Everyone’s really happy.
You should be too.
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I am happy.
I’m thrilled.
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We’ve been friends a long time.
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Can you just tell me
why you like Cartman’s farts so much?
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I just do.
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You like how they smell?
How they taste?
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They’re that good?
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Should I try?
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Yummy, yummy.
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This is Cartman.
I have to take it.
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I was about to order some dinner.
What sounds better, Thai or Greek?
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– I don’t care.
– I care.
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You should have a say in this.
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– Should we go with Thai?
– That’s fine.
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Maybe you should get some help.
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Please just leave it alone.
Everything is as it has to be.
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– I don’t get it.
– Maybe he’s mentally ill or something.
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Whatever it is,
we gotta figure it out.
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I think all those farts
are starting to go to Kyle’s head.
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No more.
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Who is that?
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Why do you endure all the farts?
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Because the world is at peace.
I must endure.
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What you are doing
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is the most awesome thing ever.
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I know.
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Who else would take such torment?
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That’s kind of what I was thinking.
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You should like shave your head
and get all peaceful about it.
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Your sacrifice saves the world.
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I endure what I must
for the sake of all humanity.
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What can this reporter say
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except that Israel freaking rocks.
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Things just keep getting better here.
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In a few days,
they’ll honor the little boy
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who discovered the red cow,
here on stage,
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and things are gonna go off.
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You’re gonna come with me to Israel?
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– I will!
– You’re coming?
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Whatever you want.
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I want the world
to see how much you love my farts.
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Plane leaves tomorrow.
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Don’t eat Cartman’s farts
in front of the whole world.
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Just stop, please.
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It’s OK.
Everyone, it’s OK.
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Perhaps one day,
you will all understand.
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What I do,
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I do, because I care about each
and every one of you.
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Now, he just sounds
like a self-righteous asshole.
252
00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:01,810
We need to talk.
This has to stop.
253
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:04,440
There are greater things at work
than what you understand.
254
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,190
If you wanna suck farts,
that’s fine.
255
00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:09,480
But you can’t suck farts
and be a dick about it.
256
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:11,440
I’m actually the opposite.
257
00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:13,820
You seem to think
you’re above everyone else.
258
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:16,950
I’m not better.
I’m making the world a better place.
259
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,620
You sound like a dick.
260
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,080
I’m the one person
261
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,330
putting everyone else’s needs
before their own.
262
00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:24,830
That’s a dick talking.
263
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,830
You got sulfur poisoning,
and now, you’re a dick.
264
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:31,090
All you need to know
is I’m way awesomer than you think.
265
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,010
I don’t think Kyle
really loves Cartman’s farts.
266
00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:39,220
– There’s something else going on.
– Really? Like what?
267
00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:41,640
This started with the stupid peace
in the Middle East.
268
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,810
It’s making Kyle crazy.
We’ve gotta get to the bottom of this.
269
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:56,240
And now, let us honor the little boy
who helped make all his happen,
270
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,990
Eric Cartman
and his best friend, Fart Boy.
271
00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:06,580
Thank you, everyone.
272
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,580
It’s my honor to have been
a part of this miracle.
273
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,250
Isn’t that right, Fart Boy?
274
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,800
Can I please have one
of your piping hot farts in my mouth?
275
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:16,880
Are you sure, Fart Boy?
276
00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:19,800
I’ve had a lot
of strange food on this trip.
277
00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:22,100
Yummy, yummy,
I want your farts in my tummy.
278
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,890
Excuse me.
I’m sorry, everyone.
279
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,890
There’s some breaking news
in the United States.
280
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,810
We’re in Colorado,
where the red cow was discovered,
281
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:35,570
and two boys have shocking news
that might change everything.
282
00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:38,240
There’s something
you all need to know.
283
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,860
The truth about the red cow.
284
00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:41,990
We have all been…
285
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:44,240
Sorry, hang on.
286
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:48,620
Do not do this.
287
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,790
You don’t understand.
Cartman hasn’t been telling the truth!
288
00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:53,130
I know that!
289
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,880
Why you think I’ve been putting up
with his farts?
290
00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:05,970
I know Cartman made it all up.
291
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:09,730
I also know nothing is more important
than peace in the Middle East.
292
00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:11,600
I’m OK with this.
293
00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:14,480
I’m not OK with it.
It turned you into a dick.
294
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:16,650
I’m not a dick!
I’m like Gandhi.
295
00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:18,940
When Gandhi starved himself,
he wasn’t all,
296
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:22,030
“Look how fucking awesome I am.
Check me out!”
297
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:25,490
You’re right.
298
00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:27,740
Maybe I let being a martyr
go to my head.
299
00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:30,000
Just please,
let me stay on this path,
300
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,420
and I’ll try to be cool about it.
301
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:34,170
Sorry.
302
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:36,300
You should apologize to Kenny too.
303
00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:39,630
– I’m sorry, Kenny.
– That’s OK.
304
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,470
What is the new information?
305
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,390
The red cow…
306
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,230
I saw it too.
307
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,730
It came down from the sky
in a flash of light.
308
00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:54,770
It was a miracle.
309
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,320
It was a miracle?
310
00:19:58,650 --> 00:20:00,900
Then it’s not true.
311
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:02,950
The prophecy is not true!
312
00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:08,580
I thought we were all here
because of the prophecy
313
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,620
of a miraculous red cow.
314
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,290
The prophecy is that one day,
a fat child with a small penis
315
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:16,840
would decorate a cow to look ginger.
316
00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:20,590
Not that one would miraculously
just fall from the sky.
317
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,840
This was all too good to be true.
318
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:26,390
We’re associating
with these heathens for no reason!
319
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,010
Small penis?
320
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,510
The party’s over.
321
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,770
Muslims, Jews and Christians
are back at each other’s throats.
322
00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:36,730
And Israel is once again
a place of conflict and turmoil.
323
00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:39,150
You have to listen.
324
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,280
The prophecy did come true!
325
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:43,990
– It didn’t.
– It did!
326
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,700
The prophecy was that a fat boy
with a small penis
327
00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:49,280
would one day decorate a cow
to look ginger.
328
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:52,200
We should have known
a prophecy like this
329
00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:55,040
was too impossible
to ever come to be.
330
00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:58,540
But that is what happened!
Tell them, Cartman.
331
00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:00,630
You were right.
332
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:03,760
I see now that little lies
can cause huge problems.
333
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,840
– But it’s the truth!
– It’s not.
334
00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:08,430
I have a huge dick.
335
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,600
Sorry, boys.
We have to get to a fight.
336
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,640
There’s a rumble at the Wailing Wall.
337
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,270
So it was all for nothing.
338
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,770
The whole time,
I was eating farts for nothing.
339
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,110
Cheer up.
340
00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:24,700
This isn’t the first time
someone suffering for humanity
341
00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:26,410
was actually just sucking farts.
342
00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:29,950
How about we get a dessert
to help cheer you up?
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