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What's behind your back?

No... you ha-

What are you trying to do though?

That's my question.

Mm-hmm.

Umm... you can...

But here's the thing -

you would shock yourself

because if you cut through live wire

you'll get electrocuted.

You will be actually caught.

Yes sir? Do you have drywall compound here?

- I'm sorry? - Drywall compound?

Drywall compound: Two-forty-three.

Two-forty-three thank you.

You know what? I - Like, I -

I don't know. Ye-

Just... be careful, man.

Like, I seriously don't think it's worth it. Okay?

I, uh - I mean...

You have the freedom to do this.

I'm a Libertarian.

You have the liberty to do

whatever the fuck you want.

But that is - should I - believe...

as a... pers- sane person

I should, uh...

prevent you guys from doing shit like this.

If you really want it to it would.

Ah, I'm not going to tell you this, man. I - I feel bad.

Like, I seriously don't wanna

I think so.

Um, Brazil.

- Hi. - Welcome to Toronto.

Thank you.

- Sir? - Ope - this one?

How do I get in?

Oh, I'm sorry - is it okay if I bring this?

- It's a camera, but-- - No you--

you can't shoot in here, you guys.

Oh, kay.

You got a cellphone on you by chance?

Okay.

Alright, you're gonna go.

Can you come back sir?

Is there anything else?

Why do you have those?

I'm just curious, like, why you have them? I'm just -

- Okay, just one second. - Matt: Sure, sure.

Just give me like... just -

Go ahead.

I have a patron in my lane with a...

pair of pliers?

Uh just wondering if this is N.U.F.?

Why do they have it?

Uh, apparently for cutting their pants.

We just have to ask, right? Like it's -

Go for it.

So you guys are okay.

You can go as well.

Bird - They're closing the roof.

Bird, the roof's closing.

Okay, okay. Okay we gotta go now.

We gotta go now.

Okay.

I'm not ready!

Bird. Bird. Bird.

We gotta go now! We're going now!

Countdown! Countdown:

Three!

Two!

ONE!

Uhh yeah... It's, uh, 9:03.

Yup.

Lafayette. How can I help you?

Okay, yeah! You just show up any time before 8

ask to speak to John.

Yup sorry... yup.

A-pardon me sir?

Uh... it depends how fast you drive?

Anywhere between four... fuh-

four or five hours, I guess?

Uh - I'm I'm sorry?

I...

You have a show booked in Ottawa?

Yeah... Okay - Yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

Great, we'll see you tomorrow night then!

K, bye.

2008, sir.

Well what if we use the old cameras?

All good.

Mr. Hollywood...

Hollywood.

Mr. Hollywood.

Mr. Arnold

Mr. Rocky

Mr. Jennifer Lopez

That is also Jay.

A Google

Autolog, Facebook

Yahoo

Too'tereel company.

Hollywood.

Beautiful, beautiful.

- Could we get a picture? - Of course!

I'm shaking, I'm very nervous...

It's so nice to meet you.

- Wow. Thank you so much. - K, thank you.

I'm so happy that I met you.

- Right? - I'm Nikolay.

It's, uh, 9:03.

- No. - Yeah, okay, sorry.

Dude, are you Jay McCarrol?

Oh, okay.

- Good and you? - Good.

Trying to get in touch with somebody?

Part of the crew up there?

With the... the chefs?

- Yes. - Okay...

What's going on here?

Sorry?

For like... How many?

- Okay. Thank you.

- Yeah. - Thank you. Okay.

You're allowed to do that?

Yo, you're on TV, bro!

- Yo, for real! - No.

- You're on fucking TV! - No, no, no, no, it's good.

Read that!

Breaking News: Man on CN Tower.

Yo, what!?

Yo, what is gwanin?

Yo! What is gwanin?

What the fuck is gwanin?

Sorry?

Yeaaah. France!

Yeah.

Yeaaah of course!

Okay.

But here's the thing -

you'll get electrocuted.