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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:11,202 (piano playing melody) 2 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:29,621 (melody ending) 3 00:00:31,633 --> 00:00:36,103 - Okay, so, we open up, - Let's say that-- 4 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,439 Are we gonna have any, like, sort of opening, 5 00:00:37,539 --> 00:00:38,707 like when we get on stage, 6 00:00:38,807 --> 00:00:40,409 or are we just gonna go right into it? 7 00:00:40,509 --> 00:00:43,277 What I was imagining was dark stage. 8 00:00:43,378 --> 00:00:45,881 - Yeah. - Backlight, okay? 9 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:48,650 They see, like, just a silhouette, okay? Of me. 10 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:50,017 I like it. Okay. 11 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:51,420 - With my head down. - Yeah. 12 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,953 And you're at the piano and you start going... 13 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,723 (imitating piano melody) Actually... 14 00:00:54,823 --> 00:00:56,023 - Like what? - (playing upbeat melody) 15 00:00:56,123 --> 00:00:57,592 No, no, no, no, no. 16 00:00:57,692 --> 00:00:59,293 A little more opening-- opening of a thing, 17 00:00:59,394 --> 00:01:00,395 and I point, and this red light turns on, and I... 18 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:02,096 (playing piano) 19 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:03,865 And red lights go on all around. 20 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:05,801 - (playing piano) - Like that. 21 00:01:05,901 --> 00:01:08,235 And then, like, boom! On my face. 22 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:11,238 - At the audience, like that. - (upbeat piano continuing) 23 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:13,909 Good evening, folks. What you're about to see 24 00:01:14,008 --> 00:01:15,577 is something you've never seen before. 25 00:01:15,677 --> 00:01:17,813 We are Nirvanna the Band. 26 00:01:17,913 --> 00:01:21,248 And you are about to be sent to the moon! 27 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:23,184 And then, I do my two-step. 28 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:25,119 And this is just no talking, 29 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:27,689 just-- like they just get to watch me move. 30 00:01:27,789 --> 00:01:29,056 - (upbeat piano continuing) - Ah! 31 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:31,325 Hah! And women in the crowd are like, 32 00:01:31,426 --> 00:01:33,395 "What the fuck is this?! Who is this guy?" 33 00:01:33,495 --> 00:01:36,197 (grunting) 34 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:39,366 You didn't know this was coming! 35 00:01:39,468 --> 00:01:40,902 And then-- right then, break down. 36 00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:42,838 - Boom! - Right in. 37 00:01:42,938 --> 00:01:44,205 And then, you start right in the first song, 38 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:45,774 which is whatever we feel there. 39 00:01:45,874 --> 00:01:47,174 If the audience is screaming, 40 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,276 if they're like, "More, more..." 41 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:51,245 More opening then. We keep, like, playing to the audience. 42 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:52,313 I have a feeling, that right off the bat, 43 00:01:52,414 --> 00:01:53,715 they're gonna ask for an encore. 44 00:01:53,815 --> 00:01:55,082 - Okay. - I think they're gonna be 45 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:56,250 like, "Again, do the intro again!" 46 00:01:58,018 --> 00:01:59,754 Matt: Okay, so, here is the plan. 47 00:01:59,855 --> 00:02:02,424 why does a club book a band? 48 00:02:02,524 --> 00:02:04,258 - Jay: They play good music? - Matt: No. 49 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:06,695 - Draw in a good crowd? - Matt: No. 50 00:02:06,795 --> 00:02:08,463 Jay: Okay. 51 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:11,332 - Flyers! - Huh. 52 00:02:11,433 --> 00:02:13,200 Matt: Flyers that say what? 53 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,102 - Nirvanna the Band. - Okay. 54 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:16,303 Flyers that say Nirvanna the Band, 55 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:17,539 but what are they saying to people? 56 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:19,306 Come see them where? We don't have a show. 57 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:21,576 Well, then we're-- We will. 58 00:02:21,676 --> 00:02:23,210 The point of this is to get The Rivoli to book us, right? 59 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,112 Yeah, yeah. Okay, so we-- 60 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:26,381 and we'll have a picture of us on there. 61 00:02:26,481 --> 00:02:28,215 You know what? Let's make the flyers, 62 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,083 the plan goes perfectly, we play at The Rivoli tonight. 63 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,030 Jay, I got a feeling 64 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,031 things are going to work out okay for us. 65 00:02:47,903 --> 00:02:50,572 (playing melancholy piano melody) 66 00:02:50,672 --> 00:02:57,479 ♪ 67 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:05,654 (piano continuing) 68 00:03:05,754 --> 00:03:07,689 - Jay! I figured it out! - (footsteps thudding) 69 00:03:10,926 --> 00:03:11,893 - Whoo! - Okay, so... 70 00:03:11,993 --> 00:03:13,995 Whoa! 71 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:18,299 This plan is called the Seventh Inning... 72 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,067 Stretch. 73 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,736 ...Skydive. 74 00:03:21,836 --> 00:03:23,638 (chuckling) Oh. 75 00:03:23,738 --> 00:03:26,441 Step one: we skydive... 76 00:03:26,541 --> 00:03:29,076 into the... 77 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:31,413 ...SkyDome. 78 00:03:31,513 --> 00:03:33,347 Hold on, wait. 79 00:03:33,448 --> 00:03:37,619 We, during a game, go up the CN Tower... 80 00:03:37,719 --> 00:03:41,389 (making beeping sounds) 81 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:42,857 I don't think you can get up to the very top. 82 00:03:42,958 --> 00:03:44,960 Jump! (screaming) 83 00:03:45,060 --> 00:03:47,261 Into the open dome. 84 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:49,096 Whole crowd's gonna go insane 'cause like, "What is this? 85 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:52,366 "Terrorist attack?" Actually, we're coming in-- 86 00:03:52,467 --> 00:03:54,035 We're gonna have to have the peace signs... 87 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:55,036 - Okay, hold on, hold on. - ...as we float in. 88 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:57,271 We land in there. 89 00:03:57,371 --> 00:04:00,075 Then, I take the microphone. Pretend this Orbitz bottle-- 90 00:04:00,174 --> 00:04:01,810 Oh, do you know what Orbitz are? 91 00:04:01,910 --> 00:04:03,545 Pretend it's a microphone. 92 00:04:03,645 --> 00:04:06,213 This is a novelty-- you know what... 93 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:08,817 - It's our last bottle. - I... 94 00:04:08,917 --> 00:04:09,784 - Do you know this drink? - Yes! 95 00:04:09,884 --> 00:04:11,953 I take a microphone. 96 00:04:12,053 --> 00:04:14,154 We've landed. "Ladies and gentlemen, 97 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,024 "you're probably wondering why we skydived here--" 98 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:18,125 skydove here? 99 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:18,927 "You're probably wondering why we skydove here." 100 00:04:19,027 --> 00:04:20,595 Skydiven. 101 00:04:20,695 --> 00:04:23,031 - I don't think so. Skydived? - Hmm. 102 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:24,699 It's skydived, right? 103 00:04:24,799 --> 00:04:26,401 "You're probably wondering why we skydived here?" 104 00:04:26,501 --> 00:04:28,770 - Skydived. - I'm gonna just amend it. 105 00:04:28,870 --> 00:04:30,739 "Ladies and gentlemen, 106 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:33,173 "you're probably wondering why we're here." 107 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,242 Because the skydiving is implied. They saw us do it. 108 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:36,811 What are you saying to everyone? 109 00:04:36,911 --> 00:04:38,513 Except for the blind people. 110 00:04:38,613 --> 00:04:40,782 "For those of you who didn't see what just happened, 111 00:04:40,882 --> 00:04:42,817 "we skydove." 112 00:04:42,917 --> 00:04:43,918 - I'm in the same trap. - Tell me the plan. 113 00:04:44,019 --> 00:04:46,121 The-- 114 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:47,221 "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 115 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:49,356 God, I miss this stuff. 116 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:50,592 This might be the last bottle of this in existence. 117 00:04:50,692 --> 00:04:52,494 Okay, what is happening with the SkyDome plan? 118 00:04:52,594 --> 00:04:53,728 Well, let's just... let's just do it. 119 00:04:53,828 --> 00:04:55,897 (playing fanfare) 120 00:04:55,997 --> 00:04:58,066 "Ladies and gentlemen, you're probably wondering who we are. 121 00:04:58,165 --> 00:05:01,168 "We are Nirvanna the Band. 122 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:03,370 "And tonight, we are playing for one night only, 123 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:05,440 "an exclusive engagement 124 00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:08,109 "at The Rivoli at Queen and Spadina. 125 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,944 "We'll see you there after the game." 126 00:05:10,045 --> 00:05:11,278 (playing triumphant flourish) 127 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:12,847 And then, I'll vamp a bit, and be like, 128 00:05:12,947 --> 00:05:14,348 "Little bit about us--" 129 00:05:14,449 --> 00:05:16,484 You there in the stands. 130 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,687 Do you have a show at The Rivoli? 131 00:05:18,787 --> 00:05:20,655 I'm actually asking that for me, actually. 132 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:22,356 We don't have a show at The Rivoli. I know the answer. 133 00:05:22,457 --> 00:05:24,059 I know, but don't you see? It's that if you build-- 134 00:05:24,159 --> 00:05:25,427 So, we're telling everybody to go to a show that we don't have. 135 00:05:25,527 --> 00:05:26,561 If you build it, they will come. 136 00:05:26,661 --> 00:05:27,361 It's "If you build it, they will come." 137 00:05:28,530 --> 00:05:30,297 Right? 138 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:32,467 Are you sure this is going to work? 139 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:35,302 This is gonna be the last plan you and I ever have to do. 140 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:37,038 And as far as I'm concerned, 141 00:05:37,138 --> 00:05:38,807 we're playing The Rivoli tonight. 142 00:05:43,712 --> 00:05:45,013 ("Army" by Ben Folds Five plays) 143 00:05:45,113 --> 00:05:47,048 ♪ Well, I thought about the army ♪ 144 00:05:47,148 --> 00:05:50,051 ♪ Dad said, "Son, you're fuckin high" ♪ 145 00:05:50,151 --> 00:05:53,320 ♪ And I thought, yeah, there's a first for everything ♪ 146 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:56,391 ♪ So I took my old man's advice ♪ 147 00:05:56,491 --> 00:06:00,695 ♪ Three sad semesters, it was only fifteen grand ♪ 148 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:04,298 ♪ Spent in bed, I thought about the army ♪ 149 00:06:04,399 --> 00:06:07,902 ♪ I dropped out and joined a band instead ♪ 150 00:06:08,002 --> 00:06:13,842 ♪ 151 00:06:17,412 --> 00:06:20,014 ♪ Grew a moustache and a mullet ♪ 152 00:06:20,115 --> 00:06:22,584 ♪ Got a job at Chic-fil-A ♪ 153 00:06:22,684 --> 00:06:26,020 ♪ Citing artistic differences ♪ 154 00:06:26,121 --> 00:06:28,255 ♪ The band broke up in May ♪ 155 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:31,325 ♪ And in June, reformed without me ♪ 156 00:06:31,426 --> 00:06:34,229 ♪ And they got a different name ♪ 157 00:06:34,328 --> 00:06:37,065 ♪ I nuked another grandma's apple pie ♪ 158 00:06:37,165 --> 00:06:38,967 ♪ And hung my head in shame ♪ 159 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:40,702 ♪ Oh... ♪ 160 00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:46,875 ♪ Been thinking a lot today ♪ 161 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:52,781 ♪ Been thinking a lot today ♪ 162 00:06:56,084 --> 00:06:58,119 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 163 00:06:58,219 --> 00:07:01,256 ♪ Think I'll write a screenplay ♪ 164 00:07:01,355 --> 00:07:03,357 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 165 00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:05,359 ♪ Think I'll take it to LA ♪ 166 00:07:06,828 --> 00:07:08,830 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 167 00:07:08,930 --> 00:07:12,801 ♪ I think I'll get it done yesterday ♪ 168 00:07:12,901 --> 00:07:15,503 ♪ Aw, shit ♪ 169 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,472 Matt: Take a good look, Jay. 170 00:07:17,572 --> 00:07:18,338 This is the last time you're going to see 171 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:19,908 The Rivoli as a citizen. 172 00:07:20,008 --> 00:07:21,442 As a citizen? 173 00:07:21,543 --> 00:07:22,510 'Cause tonight, we're playing the show. 174 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:24,179 We're playing the show. 175 00:07:24,279 --> 00:07:25,312 We're going to be loading in right there. 176 00:07:25,413 --> 00:07:26,481 You'll have your keyboard under your arm. 177 00:07:26,581 --> 00:07:27,982 Ah! 178 00:07:28,082 --> 00:07:29,717 The girls taking your picture. 179 00:07:29,818 --> 00:07:31,318 The girls are not going to be taking my picture. 180 00:07:31,419 --> 00:07:33,353 Oh, yes, they will! 181 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:34,789 - You wanna bet?! - No, they're not! 182 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:36,457 Do you wanna bet they're gonna take your picture? 183 00:07:36,558 --> 00:07:43,398 ♪ 184 00:07:50,305 --> 00:07:51,039 Hi. 185 00:07:53,408 --> 00:07:54,709 - Good. - Uh, it's a parachute. 186 00:07:54,809 --> 00:07:57,344 Actually, that's what this is for. 187 00:07:57,445 --> 00:08:00,448 We need something that-- like, that can cut through-- 188 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,884 like, we're going to be quite up high, 189 00:08:02,984 --> 00:08:04,552 and I think they're going to have a safety harness on us 190 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,020 or something like that. 191 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,723 And would snippers like this, 192 00:08:08,823 --> 00:08:09,991 would they be able to cut through, 193 00:08:10,091 --> 00:08:11,125 like, a kind of harness? 194 00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:18,566 So, here's-- we are gonna be up on, um-- 195 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,401 on the CN Tower, in one of-- on the EdgeWalk, 196 00:08:22,136 --> 00:08:23,438 where we're wearing the safe-- 197 00:08:23,538 --> 00:08:24,772 I think they put a safety vest on you, 198 00:08:24,873 --> 00:08:26,341 and we need something that can, like, 199 00:08:26,441 --> 00:08:28,409 cut through the rope or the cable on it. 200 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:29,110 Do you know what I mean? 201 00:08:36,751 --> 00:08:37,585 But-- Oh, I'm not cutting through elect-- 202 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:38,887 I'm cutting through fabric, 203 00:08:38,987 --> 00:08:40,188 I'm not cutting through a live wire. 204 00:08:40,288 --> 00:08:41,155 What happens if we're not even allowed 205 00:08:41,256 --> 00:08:42,557 in the security with these? 206 00:08:52,066 --> 00:08:52,867 But I think that-- 207 00:09:00,275 --> 00:09:00,808 Right. But... 208 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:03,478 But... 209 00:09:15,924 --> 00:09:18,493 But these will cut through cable, possibly. 210 00:09:31,072 --> 00:09:33,174 Look, there's Spider-Man. 211 00:09:33,274 --> 00:09:34,742 (car horns honking) 212 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:41,816 So, how do we get in here? 213 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:43,318 It might be a little too high, Matt. 214 00:09:43,419 --> 00:09:45,553 Excuse me. 215 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:46,621 Is this the line to get into the CN Tower? 216 00:09:48,990 --> 00:09:50,591 Thanks a lot. I've got to jump off it, actually. 217 00:09:50,692 --> 00:09:51,192 Where is your accent from? 218 00:09:53,628 --> 00:09:54,095 Oh, nice to meet you. I'm Matt. How you doing? 219 00:09:57,399 --> 00:09:59,167 Enjoy your trip. Have a good time. 220 00:09:59,267 --> 00:10:00,568 Okay. All right. So, we just join the line. Bye. 221 00:10:02,370 --> 00:10:03,538 Jay: Matt, I'm afraid of heights. 222 00:10:03,638 --> 00:10:05,974 Matt: Shut up. Hi. How you doing? 223 00:10:06,074 --> 00:10:07,575 We're just going up the-- we're just going up the tower. 224 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:10,912 (chuckling) 225 00:10:12,814 --> 00:10:14,015 Just put-- Just put our keys in here? 226 00:10:31,032 --> 00:10:31,966 Jay: I have a wireless mic. Here. 227 00:10:33,334 --> 00:10:34,268 And pack. 228 00:10:40,274 --> 00:10:40,975 (beeping) 229 00:10:44,413 --> 00:10:45,146 (beeping) 230 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,150 Matt: Oh! Oh, yeah, I have my clippers. 231 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,585 I have my clippers, too. 232 00:10:50,685 --> 00:10:51,886 I have these... clippers. 233 00:10:54,288 --> 00:10:56,791 Uh, I guess I just have them. I don't need them. 234 00:11:00,061 --> 00:11:01,696 Matt: Oh, they're for just cutting 235 00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:05,933 Matt: Sure, sure, sure. 236 00:11:25,153 --> 00:11:26,354 Matt: No, don't worry. 237 00:11:26,455 --> 00:11:27,255 Thank you. Don't worry about it. 238 00:11:34,228 --> 00:11:34,896 Thank you. 239 00:11:39,468 --> 00:11:42,203 Man: Are you ready to walk 116 stories above Toronto 240 00:11:42,303 --> 00:11:44,105 with nothing but a harness securing you? 241 00:11:44,205 --> 00:11:45,441 Jay: Is that how high up we're going to be? 242 00:11:45,541 --> 00:11:46,908 This is EdgeWalk-- 243 00:11:47,008 --> 00:11:49,110 That's not how high up we're gonna be. 244 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,812 Don't tell me that's how high up we're gonna be. 245 00:11:50,912 --> 00:11:52,213 Man: ...view of Canada's biggest city 246 00:11:52,313 --> 00:11:53,515 and the knowledge that you have been truly 247 00:11:53,614 --> 00:11:54,782 on top of the world. 248 00:11:57,318 --> 00:11:59,854 Are you ready to step up and touch the sky? 249 00:11:59,954 --> 00:12:02,256 Guide: This one goes on the back, 250 00:12:02,356 --> 00:12:03,724 this one goes on the front. 251 00:12:03,825 --> 00:12:05,059 This one acts like a seat belt, 252 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:06,594 so, it will move with you as you move. 253 00:12:06,694 --> 00:12:09,130 Any sudden actions, it will lock up... 254 00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:10,231 The pad will be bumping you on the back of the head. 255 00:12:10,331 --> 00:12:11,966 Love that tap, 256 00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:13,134 it means you are still attached to the rail. 257 00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:14,302 Just don't touch it. 258 00:12:14,403 --> 00:12:20,274 ♪ 259 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,213 And then, we actually had a citizenship ceremony 260 00:12:25,313 --> 00:12:27,982 up there once, and we actually had the judge wear a tux. 261 00:12:28,082 --> 00:12:30,718 We even had proposals happen out there. 262 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,186 Woman: What about the ring? 263 00:12:32,286 --> 00:12:34,989 (cheering) 264 00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:37,091 Announcer: The skies are threatening 265 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,894 and you will be able to see the SkyDome close, 266 00:12:39,994 --> 00:12:43,398 as we are about to say so long to the CN tower, 267 00:12:43,499 --> 00:12:45,133 at least, visually. 268 00:12:45,233 --> 00:12:47,135 (beeping) 269 00:12:47,235 --> 00:12:49,370 Guide: My gosh, guys, 270 00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:52,039 look at that beautiful view 271 00:12:52,140 --> 00:12:54,610 that we have right now hitting us, right? 272 00:12:54,709 --> 00:12:58,514 Oh, my God, guys! That is a long way down! 273 00:12:58,614 --> 00:13:00,214 Come and take a look, everybody. 274 00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:02,551 Come and get it! Come here. There you go. 275 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:04,685 You go there. Exactly. 276 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:07,722 (wind gusting) 277 00:13:07,822 --> 00:13:10,191 You're just walking a Guinness World Record, 278 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:11,792 EdgeWalk is the highest external hands-free walk 279 00:13:11,893 --> 00:13:13,127 in the world... 280 00:13:16,465 --> 00:13:17,899 - All right. - Jay: Uh... 281 00:13:17,999 --> 00:13:20,134 Guide: Guys, take a look all the way down. 282 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,836 Whoa, is that supposed to do that? 283 00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:24,906 - Guide: It's perfect. - Jay: Okay. 284 00:13:25,006 --> 00:13:27,808 Guide: I'm gonna move to the front. 285 00:13:27,909 --> 00:13:30,144 All right, everybody, now... welcome to EdgeWalk. 286 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:32,514 (cheering) 287 00:13:32,614 --> 00:13:34,348 Right now, we are 356... (static crackles) 288 00:13:34,449 --> 00:13:35,049 (guide speaking indistinctly) 289 00:13:49,764 --> 00:13:50,831 Guide: It's the highest observation deck 290 00:13:50,932 --> 00:13:51,699 in the Western Hemisphere. I can see... 291 00:13:57,972 --> 00:14:04,845 ♪ 292 00:14:19,561 --> 00:14:20,462 Jay: No, no! 293 00:14:20,562 --> 00:14:22,631 (screaming) 294 00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:25,166 (radio static hissing) 295 00:14:33,007 --> 00:14:36,944 (screaming cutting in and out on microphone) 296 00:14:43,385 --> 00:14:45,387 Matt: Here we go! 297 00:14:45,487 --> 00:14:47,389 Jay: The dome is closing! 298 00:14:47,489 --> 00:14:47,989 Matt: We've got time! 299 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,225 Okay, we're coming in hot! 300 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:51,892 Oh, too much! 301 00:14:54,829 --> 00:14:56,431 (Matt grunting) Oh, fuck! 302 00:14:58,366 --> 00:15:00,368 Jay: Oh (bleep)! 303 00:15:00,469 --> 00:15:02,504 - (thudding) - (groaning) 304 00:15:04,038 --> 00:15:05,940 Matt: Are you all right? 305 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,108 - Are you all right? - Jay: Get (bleep) off of me! 306 00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:08,477 Matt: Whoa! I'm trying to help you. 307 00:15:08,577 --> 00:15:10,011 Jay: You pushed me off the tower! 308 00:15:10,111 --> 00:15:11,713 What, are you crazy? I thought I was going to die! 309 00:15:11,812 --> 00:15:13,682 Matt: But you're okay. 310 00:15:13,781 --> 00:15:15,916 - Jay: Oh my God! It's closed! - Matt: Yeah. 311 00:15:16,017 --> 00:15:17,985 Jay: We didn't even make it in time! 312 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,854 Matt: Well, maybe there's a way to open it. Let's try-- 313 00:15:19,954 --> 00:15:21,088 Jay: So we almost died and the plan didn't even work. 314 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,357 Oh my God. The plan is over. 315 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:24,859 Matt: You know what, we're gonna find another way inside. 316 00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:26,595 Jay: It didn't work. Again! 317 00:15:26,695 --> 00:15:29,063 ("Borrowed Time" by Tom Martin plays) 318 00:15:29,163 --> 00:15:34,001 ♪ 319 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,903 ♪ Well, did you know ♪ 320 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,839 ♪ That I was one of those you left behind ♪ 321 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:43,478 ♪ You were up and gone without a goodbye ♪ 322 00:15:43,578 --> 00:15:46,782 ♪ They all said that you were not the kind to stick around ♪ 323 00:15:46,881 --> 00:15:52,019 ♪ I only wish I'd known that it was time ♪ 324 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:55,222 ♪ The evenings on the highway coming down to be with you ♪ 325 00:15:55,323 --> 00:15:59,894 ♪ I couldn't wait to eat your home-cooked meal ♪ 326 00:15:59,994 --> 00:16:02,129 ♪ At nighttime, in the moonlight ♪ 327 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:04,466 Matt: Well, that's ironic. What did I say, 328 00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:06,367 "next time we see The Rivoli, it's gonna be..." 329 00:16:06,468 --> 00:16:07,968 (chuckling) Oh, Jesus. 330 00:16:09,805 --> 00:16:11,939 But you know what? 331 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,240 Maybe we still got time for another plan. What, uh... 332 00:16:13,341 --> 00:16:14,175 Excuse me. Do you know what time it is? 333 00:16:16,778 --> 00:16:19,481 Thank you very much. 9:03? 334 00:16:19,581 --> 00:16:21,817 Not a lot-- no. We got-- 335 00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:23,385 We got a lot of night left. 336 00:16:23,485 --> 00:16:25,787 Uh, Bird? 337 00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:28,222 Yeah, it's The Rivoli. 338 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:29,458 Bird. 339 00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,394 Oh, Jesus. 340 00:16:32,494 --> 00:16:33,729 Are you guys playing-- 341 00:16:33,829 --> 00:16:34,396 Are you guys playing the show tonight? 342 00:16:36,598 --> 00:16:38,199 Lucky! 343 00:16:40,301 --> 00:16:42,002 What did you have to do to score that? 344 00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:44,773 (thunder crashing) 345 00:16:44,872 --> 00:16:48,042 Did you see that? 346 00:16:48,142 --> 00:16:50,846 Lightning just hit the CN Tower! 347 00:16:50,945 --> 00:16:52,381 Jay, isn't that like a bad omen? 348 00:16:52,481 --> 00:16:53,382 We were just there. 349 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,287 Jay! 350 00:17:00,389 --> 00:17:02,791 If you think about it, we were off by what... 351 00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:05,092 Three minutes? Two minutes? 352 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,562 That's your classic-- Whoo! 353 00:17:07,662 --> 00:17:10,097 If we had a time machine, 354 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,800 we would have fixed that right away, do you know what I mean? 355 00:17:11,899 --> 00:17:13,901 Oh, Bird, I got an idea! 356 00:17:18,607 --> 00:17:20,341 Forget an idea. I think I figured it out. 357 00:17:22,444 --> 00:17:25,346 Listen to this: time machine plan. 358 00:17:25,447 --> 00:17:27,114 Bird, 359 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:30,819 we pretend to be from the future. 360 00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:33,120 We build a-- Oh, my God. 361 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,524 We take the RV in the backyard, 362 00:17:35,624 --> 00:17:37,726 deck it out like the DeLorean in Back-- in-- 363 00:17:37,826 --> 00:17:41,195 yeah, in Back to the Future. We could build, like, 364 00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:43,297 a fake contraption with like-- what do they have? 365 00:17:43,398 --> 00:17:44,833 The flux capacitor and all that stuff, 366 00:17:44,932 --> 00:17:47,001 just like Doc Brown has. 367 00:17:47,101 --> 00:17:49,838 It's like-- like, uh, dates and times, 368 00:17:49,937 --> 00:17:53,809 in, like, um... analogue numbers. 369 00:17:53,909 --> 00:17:57,779 And we hire an actor to pretend to be 370 00:17:57,879 --> 00:17:59,848 - a post office guy... - (flies buzz) 371 00:17:59,947 --> 00:18:02,517 ...to um, deliver... (belching) 372 00:18:02,617 --> 00:18:05,352 ...deliver a video, saying that it's from the past. 373 00:18:05,454 --> 00:18:07,087 So, it's the past and the future coming together. 374 00:18:07,188 --> 00:18:08,989 That's when we show up, coughing, 375 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,426 we got the dry ice coming out of the machine. (coughs) 376 00:18:11,526 --> 00:18:12,561 Bird? 377 00:18:14,629 --> 00:18:16,832 Bird? 378 00:18:16,932 --> 00:18:19,033 Oh, you're-- I see, 379 00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:20,936 you're like, "Work's done for the day. 380 00:18:21,035 --> 00:18:23,438 "We've done too much. It's time to play." 381 00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:25,206 No problem. 382 00:18:25,306 --> 00:18:27,843 What's that? Bird's favourite game? 383 00:18:27,943 --> 00:18:29,377 Okay, ready? 384 00:18:29,478 --> 00:18:31,480 Bird. 385 00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:33,548 (toy gun clicking) 386 00:18:33,648 --> 00:18:34,416 You're Batman. (chuckles) 387 00:18:36,451 --> 00:18:37,419 Goodnight, Matt. 388 00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:50,432 All right, well... 389 00:18:50,532 --> 00:18:51,433 Uh... 390 00:18:54,836 --> 00:18:57,606 Bird, I'm gonna get started! 391 00:18:57,706 --> 00:18:59,674 ("Johnny B. Goode" by Chuck Berry playing) 392 00:19:06,381 --> 00:19:07,482 Doc Brown: This readout tells you where you're going, 393 00:19:07,582 --> 00:19:08,950 this one tells you where you are, 394 00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:10,719 this one tells you where you were. 395 00:19:10,819 --> 00:19:11,520 You input your destination time on this keypad. 396 00:19:14,121 --> 00:19:17,324 ♪ Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans ♪ 397 00:19:17,425 --> 00:19:18,693 ♪ Way back up in the woods among the evergreens ♪ 398 00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:20,562 The flux capacitor. 399 00:19:20,662 --> 00:19:22,664 ♪ There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood ♪ 400 00:19:22,764 --> 00:19:25,767 ♪ Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode ♪ 401 00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:28,369 ♪ Who never ever learned to read or write so well ♪ 402 00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:29,036 ♪ But he could play a guitar just like a-ringin' a bell ♪ 403 00:19:29,136 --> 00:19:30,405 (screaming) 404 00:19:30,505 --> 00:19:32,172 ♪ Go, go ♪ 405 00:19:32,273 --> 00:19:34,943 ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go ♪ 406 00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:37,712 ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go ♪ 407 00:19:37,812 --> 00:19:39,280 ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go ♪ 408 00:19:40,815 --> 00:19:41,716 ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go ♪ 409 00:19:44,051 --> 00:19:46,086 ♪ Johnny B. Goode ♪ 410 00:19:48,055 --> 00:19:49,624 (phone line ringing) 411 00:19:53,862 --> 00:19:56,698 Hi, um... 412 00:19:56,798 --> 00:19:58,833 I was thinking about, uh, 413 00:19:58,934 --> 00:20:01,736 coming to play the open mic. 414 00:20:01,836 --> 00:20:03,672 Matt: Jared! (knocking) 415 00:20:03,772 --> 00:20:07,042 Jared! Hey! 416 00:20:07,141 --> 00:20:10,645 Where do we keep the old cameras in here? 417 00:20:10,745 --> 00:20:12,914 I need to find the old cameras from way back. 418 00:20:13,014 --> 00:20:13,848 Jared: They're in the bin. 419 00:20:17,986 --> 00:20:20,187 Matt: Oh, yes. Okay. 420 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,890 My name is Matt Johnson, if you're watching this, 421 00:20:21,990 --> 00:20:23,959 I need your help. 422 00:20:24,059 --> 00:20:26,226 I mistakenly invented a time machine, 423 00:20:26,327 --> 00:20:28,430 and I played with it like a fool. 424 00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:30,966 I went back to the year 2008, 425 00:20:31,066 --> 00:20:33,435 and I have done something that has set off a chain of events 426 00:20:33,535 --> 00:20:34,569 that has destroyed the future! 427 00:20:39,574 --> 00:20:41,743 Oh my God. Okay. And you're in Ottawa, right? So... 428 00:20:45,614 --> 00:20:48,282 How far away is Ottawa? I'm in Toronto. 429 00:20:54,522 --> 00:20:56,825 Rivoli, I am about to appear 430 00:20:56,925 --> 00:21:00,294 in the year 2025, in your time! 431 00:21:00,395 --> 00:21:03,297 And it is of vital importance that you let me and my band, 432 00:21:03,398 --> 00:21:06,233 Nirvanna the Band, play a show at the Rivoli tonight, 433 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:09,236 in order to undo what I did! 434 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:13,307 So... do you have to be a band or a duo 435 00:21:13,408 --> 00:21:17,379 or can you be... solo? 436 00:21:17,479 --> 00:21:20,949 Watch! It's a full time machine! 437 00:21:21,049 --> 00:21:23,818 I have the flux capacitor, I have the, uh, batteries... 438 00:21:23,918 --> 00:21:26,554 Oh, man, I left my Orbitz in that stupid thing. 439 00:21:26,655 --> 00:21:28,023 Let's do it again where I don't have the-- oh, shit! 440 00:21:28,123 --> 00:21:29,223 Oh, fuck! We gotta do it-- 441 00:21:29,323 --> 00:21:31,191 No! No! Oh, fuck! 442 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,961 Oh, no! (blowing) 443 00:21:33,061 --> 00:21:36,564 Oh, fuck! Oh, Jesus! (blowing) 444 00:21:36,665 --> 00:21:38,900 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - (alarm beeping) 445 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:39,934 (blowing) Uh... Oh, my God. 446 00:21:40,035 --> 00:21:41,403 Uh... (blowing) 447 00:21:41,503 --> 00:21:43,303 Jared: Put it out! You got it? 448 00:21:43,405 --> 00:21:45,172 Matt: Oh, is that even gonna do anything? 449 00:21:45,272 --> 00:21:46,273 - Jared: Put it out! - Yeah, I'm trying to put-- 450 00:21:46,374 --> 00:21:49,276 So, I have a show booked, essentially? 451 00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:55,784 I said I have a show booked tomorrow? 452 00:22:02,123 --> 00:22:02,924 See you tomorrow night. Okay. Thank you. 453 00:22:04,159 --> 00:22:04,926 Bye-bye. 454 00:22:15,937 --> 00:22:17,739 (coughing) Oh, fuck. 455 00:22:20,709 --> 00:22:22,110 And the lights on it is what made it look good 456 00:22:22,209 --> 00:22:24,579 in the first place. 457 00:22:24,679 --> 00:22:25,547 - Now, it's just like, junk. - (Crashing) 458 00:22:25,647 --> 00:22:26,548 Oh. 459 00:22:27,816 --> 00:22:28,683 Shit. 460 00:22:58,813 --> 00:23:00,381 (birds chirping) 461 00:23:02,884 --> 00:23:05,954 (stairs creaking quietly) 462 00:23:23,938 --> 00:23:24,572 (exhaling quietly) 463 00:23:28,843 --> 00:23:33,648 (Jay panting) 464 00:23:33,748 --> 00:23:36,283 ("Holiday" by Turnstile plays) 465 00:23:37,252 --> 00:23:44,291 ♪ 466 00:23:47,595 --> 00:23:48,763 ♪ Now it's a holiday ♪ 467 00:23:54,035 --> 00:23:55,236 ♪ Now it's a holiday ♪ 468 00:23:55,335 --> 00:23:56,738 (song continuing on stereo) 469 00:24:04,279 --> 00:24:05,847 ♪ I wanna free up from the vine ♪ 470 00:24:05,947 --> 00:24:06,748 ♪ I wanna celebrate ♪ 471 00:24:09,984 --> 00:24:11,853 ♪ Close enough to feel and now it's time to disappear ♪ 472 00:24:11,953 --> 00:24:14,556 ♪ I wanna celebrate ♪ 473 00:24:14,656 --> 00:24:16,090 ♪ So I can never feel the cold ♪ 474 00:24:16,191 --> 00:24:17,992 (engine revving) 475 00:24:20,028 --> 00:24:21,429 (thudding) 476 00:24:21,529 --> 00:24:23,665 ♪ ...never feel the cold ♪ 477 00:24:23,765 --> 00:24:25,365 ♪ I can never feel the cold ♪ 478 00:24:27,202 --> 00:24:28,002 ♪ Now it's a holiday ♪ 479 00:24:31,338 --> 00:24:32,974 - Ah! - Ah! (bleep)! 480 00:24:33,074 --> 00:24:34,075 - Aah! - Jay: Matt? 481 00:24:34,175 --> 00:24:35,610 - Ah! - Ooh! 482 00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:37,145 (bleep)! 483 00:24:37,245 --> 00:24:38,345 What the (bleep) are you doing? 484 00:24:38,446 --> 00:24:39,380 - What are you doing? - Oh, (bleep)! 485 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,616 Hey, Matt. (laughing) 486 00:24:41,716 --> 00:24:43,451 - What is this (bleep)? - Uh, um. 487 00:24:43,551 --> 00:24:44,552 - I'm being kidnapped? - Um... 488 00:24:44,652 --> 00:24:46,654 I-- I needed to just take it. 489 00:24:46,754 --> 00:24:48,857 Okay, hold on. Just tell me what's going on. 490 00:24:48,957 --> 00:24:50,058 Jay: I will. Yeah, okay. 491 00:24:50,158 --> 00:24:51,492 'Cause I don't wanna get angry. 492 00:24:51,593 --> 00:24:54,229 - You know how... - "You know how" what? 493 00:24:54,329 --> 00:24:56,097 - You know how when you-- - "How when" what? 494 00:24:56,197 --> 00:24:59,334 - If you just went, uh... - If you went when how what? 495 00:24:59,434 --> 00:25:01,302 I'm getting fucked over, aren't I? 496 00:25:01,402 --> 00:25:03,438 No, no, no, I was just, um, uh... 497 00:25:09,978 --> 00:25:11,379 Okay, listen to this... 498 00:25:11,479 --> 00:25:14,015 time machine plan. 499 00:25:14,115 --> 00:25:16,150 Matt: What are you doing? 500 00:25:16,251 --> 00:25:18,586 Doing the time machine plan. 501 00:25:18,686 --> 00:25:21,055 Doing-- Doing the time machine plan? 502 00:25:21,155 --> 00:25:22,023 Did you say you're "Doing the time machine plan"? 503 00:25:23,291 --> 00:25:24,926 Yeah. 504 00:25:25,026 --> 00:25:26,327 Oh, we're going to The Rivoli right now? 505 00:25:26,427 --> 00:25:27,362 - Yes. - Oh! 506 00:25:27,462 --> 00:25:28,897 (engine revving) 507 00:25:28,997 --> 00:25:30,632 That's why you're driving so fast? 508 00:25:30,732 --> 00:25:34,502 Jay: Yeah. Um, and as far as I'm concerned, 509 00:25:34,602 --> 00:25:37,005 we are playing the Rivoli tonight. 510 00:25:37,105 --> 00:25:38,439 - Jay, watch out! Watch out! - (streetcar bell dinging) 511 00:25:38,539 --> 00:25:40,308 - (tires squealing) - Ah! 512 00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:44,579 (grunting) 513 00:25:44,679 --> 00:25:47,548 Oh my God. Oh, I saw a flash of white light, and then a... 514 00:25:47,649 --> 00:25:49,284 And then, it's-- (groaning) 515 00:25:49,385 --> 00:25:50,485 Jay: Where did that streetcar come from? 516 00:25:50,585 --> 00:25:52,453 (grunting) Ah, fuck I hit my ass. 517 00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:54,155 Oh, my God. 518 00:25:54,255 --> 00:25:55,790 Ah. (wincing) 519 00:25:55,890 --> 00:25:57,725 How you doin'? 520 00:25:57,825 --> 00:25:59,861 Sorry about this. (laughing) 521 00:25:59,961 --> 00:26:02,897 It could've been a lot worse. Right? 522 00:26:02,997 --> 00:26:05,733 Like, could've been a lot-- could've been a lot worse. 523 00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:06,935 Bird? 524 00:26:08,903 --> 00:26:10,905 You're missing a great visual joke. 525 00:26:11,005 --> 00:26:12,840 Uh, I'm gonna go. 526 00:26:14,776 --> 00:26:16,744 - Sure, let's go. - Uh, no, no, no. 527 00:26:16,844 --> 00:26:19,480 - We should clean this up. - Yeah, let's clean this up. 528 00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:20,648 Oh. Whoa. 529 00:26:24,319 --> 00:26:25,219 Oh, my God. Look at this. 530 00:26:27,855 --> 00:26:29,157 Oh, my God. 531 00:26:29,257 --> 00:26:31,726 What the hell? 532 00:26:31,826 --> 00:26:33,227 Oh, someone else got a show at The Rivoli. 533 00:26:34,562 --> 00:26:35,930 Goddamn it. 534 00:26:36,030 --> 00:26:38,466 - You know, I gotta go. - What? 535 00:26:38,566 --> 00:26:40,702 Oh, 'cause you're mad about this? 536 00:26:40,802 --> 00:26:43,805 We're gonna get the show. I promise. 537 00:26:43,905 --> 00:26:46,107 Hey, look at that, tourists. Tourists, Bird. 538 00:26:46,207 --> 00:26:49,010 Hi. Welcome to Toronto. 539 00:26:49,110 --> 00:26:50,712 Come check us out at The Rivoli later! 540 00:26:50,812 --> 00:26:52,347 Jay: But we don't have a show... 541 00:26:52,448 --> 00:26:54,048 Well, we-- we could be playing any day. 542 00:26:54,148 --> 00:26:55,583 (Black Eyed Peas' "Let's Get It Started" plays on speaker) 543 00:26:55,683 --> 00:26:57,352 Uh... Toron... I know this looks bad. 544 00:26:57,453 --> 00:27:01,022 We just hit this Now Magazine box with our RV by accident. 545 00:27:01,122 --> 00:27:02,690 This doesn't speak for Toronto generally. 546 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:04,759 Enjoy. 547 00:27:04,859 --> 00:27:06,294 Okay, we gotta clean this up and get outta here. 548 00:27:06,395 --> 00:27:09,364 - Yeah, uh, you know what? - Yeah? 549 00:27:09,465 --> 00:27:11,699 You clean this up. 550 00:27:11,799 --> 00:27:14,535 I'll take the RV to the shop, make sure there's no damage. 551 00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:16,070 Matt: Come on. We'll move this thing in two minutes, 552 00:27:16,170 --> 00:27:18,006 if you just help me... help me lift this up. 553 00:27:18,106 --> 00:27:19,107 Jay: Yeah, okay. 554 00:27:19,207 --> 00:27:21,609 (grunting) 555 00:27:21,709 --> 00:27:22,977 Matt: I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 556 00:27:23,077 --> 00:27:25,713 - Let's go see a movie. - See a... 557 00:27:25,813 --> 00:27:27,648 Let's see a movie together. Look. We're right here. 558 00:27:27,749 --> 00:27:28,549 When's the last time you and I saw a movie together, 559 00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:30,419 like friends? 560 00:27:30,518 --> 00:27:31,986 You want to see a movie? 561 00:27:33,521 --> 00:27:34,989 You like that? 562 00:27:35,089 --> 00:27:38,693 Yeah! Right now? 563 00:27:38,793 --> 00:27:40,928 - Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! - Hey. 564 00:27:41,029 --> 00:27:43,064 We gotta wait for The Rivoli to open anyway. 565 00:27:43,164 --> 00:27:44,400 And it's dark in there. 566 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,468 What'd you say? 567 00:27:46,567 --> 00:27:47,635 Jay? 568 00:27:51,706 --> 00:27:53,375 It's the weekend, Budnick. 569 00:27:53,475 --> 00:27:54,042 I don't know you. You do not exist. 570 00:27:55,343 --> 00:27:56,310 Shit. 571 00:27:56,412 --> 00:27:57,446 (laughing) 572 00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:59,047 Nice car. 573 00:27:59,147 --> 00:28:02,216 Jay: I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. 574 00:28:02,316 --> 00:28:05,586 Matt: What do you mean? The movie just started. 575 00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:06,788 Goodbye, Matt. 576 00:28:10,426 --> 00:28:12,360 What are you doing? 577 00:28:12,461 --> 00:28:13,594 Move! What... 578 00:28:13,694 --> 00:28:15,296 Sorry. Yeah. 579 00:28:15,397 --> 00:28:17,198 - Excuse me. - Yeah, go. 580 00:28:17,298 --> 00:28:20,234 Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. 581 00:28:20,334 --> 00:28:21,602 Melissa on screen: Not to mention, it's pathetic. 582 00:28:21,702 --> 00:28:22,538 Goodbye, Matt. 583 00:28:22,637 --> 00:28:25,106 Right. 584 00:28:25,206 --> 00:28:26,475 - And the worst part is... - Jesus Christ. 585 00:28:26,574 --> 00:28:29,944 (music swelling) 586 00:28:30,044 --> 00:28:33,047 (crowd laughing) 587 00:28:33,147 --> 00:28:33,948 Stu: I was just gonna say that. 588 00:28:34,048 --> 00:28:35,850 Melissa: See? 589 00:28:35,950 --> 00:28:37,585 I just wish your friends were as mature as you. 590 00:28:37,685 --> 00:28:39,821 They are mature, actually. 591 00:28:39,921 --> 00:28:41,523 You just have to get to know them better. 592 00:28:41,622 --> 00:28:42,890 Phil: Paging Dr. Faggot! 593 00:28:42,990 --> 00:28:46,027 (audience laughing loudly) 594 00:28:46,127 --> 00:28:47,728 Dr. Faggot! 595 00:28:47,829 --> 00:28:50,164 (audience laughing) 596 00:28:50,264 --> 00:28:52,100 Stu: I should go. 597 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,435 That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot. 598 00:28:53,535 --> 00:28:56,904 (audience laughing loudly) 599 00:28:57,004 --> 00:28:58,005 Uh-oh. 600 00:28:58,106 --> 00:29:02,810 ♪ 601 00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:04,413 - (horn honking) - Oh, I'm sorry! 602 00:29:04,513 --> 00:29:05,113 - (horn honking) - Sorry! 603 00:29:09,518 --> 00:29:11,319 Okay. 604 00:29:11,420 --> 00:29:13,888 - Matt: Jay. Jay! - (Jay laughing) 605 00:29:13,988 --> 00:29:15,356 - Jay, Jay! - Jay: (bleep). Oh, (bleep). 606 00:29:15,457 --> 00:29:19,093 Um, uh, um... 607 00:29:19,193 --> 00:29:20,395 Jay. 608 00:29:20,496 --> 00:29:22,763 Yeah. I was, uh... 609 00:29:22,864 --> 00:29:25,166 Matt: Oh, my God. 610 00:29:27,702 --> 00:29:28,703 Oh, God. 611 00:29:30,638 --> 00:29:31,906 I-I can explain this, okay? 612 00:29:37,912 --> 00:29:41,115 Actually, Matt... I need to-- 613 00:29:41,215 --> 00:29:42,116 It's 2008. 614 00:29:44,453 --> 00:29:46,721 What? 615 00:29:46,821 --> 00:29:50,425 The time machine worked somehow and we are in 2008. 616 00:29:55,329 --> 00:29:57,466 Do you-- Do you understand? 617 00:29:57,566 --> 00:29:58,400 We are-- We are time travelers. 618 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:00,201 Okay, no. 619 00:30:00,301 --> 00:30:02,837 Um, yeah. Look. I'll prove it to you. 620 00:30:02,937 --> 00:30:04,338 Watch, watch, watch. The time machine works. 621 00:30:04,439 --> 00:30:05,940 Look, okay? Uh, look. 622 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,842 - (beeping) - Okay. We'll go to... 623 00:30:07,942 --> 00:30:10,412 (beeping, chiming) 624 00:30:10,512 --> 00:30:12,280 Okay, watch this. 625 00:30:12,381 --> 00:30:13,981 - (engine revving) - Hold onto your butts! 626 00:30:15,883 --> 00:30:17,118 - (engine revving) - Ah! 627 00:30:17,218 --> 00:30:18,719 I'm accelerating us to 88 kilom-- 628 00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:20,522 or is it miles an hour? 629 00:30:20,622 --> 00:30:22,256 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 630 00:30:22,356 --> 00:30:23,858 Matt: Just watch! You'll be laughing in a second. 631 00:30:23,958 --> 00:30:25,126 - (engine revving) - Okay. Come on. 632 00:30:25,226 --> 00:30:26,060 Come on! 633 00:30:27,295 --> 00:30:29,363 80. 85! 634 00:30:29,464 --> 00:30:32,501 Can you... Can you slow down? 635 00:30:32,601 --> 00:30:34,735 Matt: 88! Hold on to something! 636 00:30:34,835 --> 00:30:35,303 (time machine fizzling, beeping) 637 00:30:35,404 --> 00:30:37,338 What?! 638 00:30:37,439 --> 00:30:39,340 Oh, no! 639 00:30:39,441 --> 00:30:40,642 Okay, something must be wrong with this thing. 640 00:30:40,741 --> 00:30:41,709 Hold on. I'll fix it. I'll fix it. 641 00:30:41,809 --> 00:30:43,378 Goddamn it. 642 00:30:43,478 --> 00:30:44,712 - Okay. - Okay. 643 00:30:44,812 --> 00:30:45,980 - Okay. - Okay, okay. 644 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,482 Matt: So this... 2008, this is right. 645 00:30:49,283 --> 00:30:51,719 Was it the time thing? What is... 646 00:30:51,819 --> 00:30:53,721 Um, all right, I can figure this out. 647 00:30:53,821 --> 00:30:55,624 - I can figure this out. - Goodbye, Matt. 648 00:30:55,723 --> 00:30:56,924 Where are you going?! 649 00:30:57,024 --> 00:30:58,926 Jay! You can't... 650 00:30:59,026 --> 00:31:00,629 You can't go out there. It's too... too... 651 00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:03,064 What's he doing? Bird, no, no, no, no, no, no! 652 00:31:03,164 --> 00:31:05,066 - (honking RV horn) - Jay! 653 00:31:06,702 --> 00:31:09,237 Bird, Bird! 654 00:31:09,337 --> 00:31:10,771 - (honking RV horn) - You can't go out there. 655 00:31:19,814 --> 00:31:21,349 (horns blaring) 656 00:31:30,492 --> 00:31:31,292 What year is it? 657 00:31:36,197 --> 00:31:36,864 Oh, (bleep). 658 00:31:38,332 --> 00:31:39,300 Oh, (bleep)! 659 00:31:43,170 --> 00:31:44,473 - Jay: Matt? - Matt: Yes? 660 00:31:44,573 --> 00:31:46,874 - It's 2008. - I told you! 661 00:31:46,974 --> 00:31:49,277 (tires screeching) 662 00:31:49,378 --> 00:31:51,178 I'm gonna find a place to hide this RV. 663 00:31:55,016 --> 00:31:58,219 (tires squealing) 664 00:31:58,319 --> 00:31:59,053 (thudding) 665 00:32:00,921 --> 00:32:02,591 Okay, I think we're safe here. 666 00:32:02,691 --> 00:32:03,791 We're not safe. 667 00:32:05,993 --> 00:32:07,763 Well, I just mean nobody's gonna notice us. 668 00:32:07,862 --> 00:32:09,030 You know, you really (bleep) us up. This is-- 669 00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:11,032 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - This is (bleep). 670 00:32:11,132 --> 00:32:11,533 You were the one-- I did not do anything. 671 00:32:11,633 --> 00:32:13,267 Huh? 672 00:32:13,367 --> 00:32:15,002 You're the one who was driving the car. 673 00:32:15,102 --> 00:32:18,272 And then, I'm instantly in a car accident. 674 00:32:18,372 --> 00:32:20,341 I didn't see-- like a streetcar came out of nowhere. 675 00:32:20,442 --> 00:32:23,277 It didn't come out of nowhere. It was just there in 2008. 676 00:32:23,378 --> 00:32:25,012 And when we went through the flash... 677 00:32:25,112 --> 00:32:26,748 - Yeah. - ...we appeared. 678 00:32:26,847 --> 00:32:28,115 It's just like in Back to the Future one. 679 00:32:28,215 --> 00:32:30,051 No, or Back to the Future Two. 680 00:32:30,151 --> 00:32:31,687 It happens in Back to the Future Three as well. 681 00:32:31,787 --> 00:32:33,655 (bleep). We gotta figure how to get back. 682 00:32:33,755 --> 00:32:35,856 - Yes. - How do we even go back? 683 00:32:35,956 --> 00:32:37,958 We must've gone through like a wormhole or something. 684 00:32:38,059 --> 00:32:41,530 We are trapped in 2008. The question is 685 00:32:41,630 --> 00:32:45,534 "How can we use this to get a show at The Rivoli?" 686 00:32:45,634 --> 00:32:49,036 No, hold on. Like, that-- that's secondary now, okay? 687 00:32:49,136 --> 00:32:51,005 First things first. 688 00:32:51,105 --> 00:32:52,808 Okay, so we have travelled... 689 00:32:52,907 --> 00:32:56,445 here, into 2008. 690 00:32:56,545 --> 00:32:57,579 This is us now. 691 00:32:57,679 --> 00:32:59,246 Goddamn it. 692 00:32:59,347 --> 00:33:04,185 So, we're gonna go forwards back to 2025, 693 00:33:04,285 --> 00:33:08,523 but this will be a new 2025 if we change anything here. 694 00:33:08,623 --> 00:33:10,057 Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. 695 00:33:10,157 --> 00:33:11,560 It was an Ashton Kutcher movie. 696 00:33:13,729 --> 00:33:15,530 Both: Butterfly Effect. 697 00:33:15,630 --> 00:33:19,200 Anything we affect could have insane ramifications. 698 00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:21,969 So our present can get changed? 699 00:33:22,069 --> 00:33:24,406 Matt: We could come back to a future where 700 00:33:24,506 --> 00:33:26,173 The Rivoli doesn't exist. 701 00:33:26,273 --> 00:33:29,043 Or maybe another venue, like maybe somewhere in Ottawa. 702 00:33:29,143 --> 00:33:31,112 Forget that! What if we come back and, all of a sudden, 703 00:33:31,212 --> 00:33:33,180 you-- you're not a piano player anymore? 704 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,451 Maybe I'm a drummer and we're a ska band. 705 00:33:36,551 --> 00:33:39,253 No Doubt before Gwen Stefani. Have you heard that music? 706 00:33:39,353 --> 00:33:41,490 Look it up. Have you heard it? 707 00:33:41,590 --> 00:33:43,558 - Let's keep thinking about-- - Let's focus on the plan. 708 00:33:43,658 --> 00:33:45,259 You built a toy time machine. 709 00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:47,696 - Uh-huh. - And then it worked... 710 00:33:47,796 --> 00:33:49,163 - Somehow. - ...but now it's broken. 711 00:33:52,032 --> 00:33:53,234 Maybe you need to just sort of look under the hood. 712 00:33:53,334 --> 00:33:54,736 Wait. 713 00:33:54,836 --> 00:33:57,004 Maybe something's just loose. 714 00:33:57,104 --> 00:33:59,974 It is broken. I broke it last night. 715 00:34:00,074 --> 00:34:01,576 I spilled the Orbitz on it. 716 00:34:01,676 --> 00:34:03,845 Jay: Holy (bleep). 717 00:34:03,944 --> 00:34:05,112 Matt: But it's back on. 718 00:34:06,481 --> 00:34:07,314 Oh, my God. 719 00:34:10,017 --> 00:34:11,118 - What? - This-- 720 00:34:14,155 --> 00:34:15,824 Oh, no! I ruined it! 721 00:34:15,923 --> 00:34:18,225 Oh, I fucking ruined it! 722 00:34:18,325 --> 00:34:20,529 That's too stupid, isn't it? 723 00:34:20,629 --> 00:34:22,597 What? Tell-- Talk to me. 724 00:34:22,697 --> 00:34:24,800 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 725 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:26,568 Bird, this is gonna sound crazy. 726 00:34:26,668 --> 00:34:28,068 What? What did it do? 727 00:34:28,169 --> 00:34:30,705 The Orbitz! I spilt a bottle of Orbitz. 728 00:34:30,806 --> 00:34:33,073 - Is there any left? - No. I'm out. 729 00:34:33,174 --> 00:34:35,176 Um, but we just need to find a way 730 00:34:35,276 --> 00:34:36,611 to get another bottle or something like that. 731 00:34:36,711 --> 00:34:38,580 But that was your last bottle. 732 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,682 There wasn't even any left back now, in 2008. 733 00:34:40,782 --> 00:34:42,751 They stopped making this in 1999. 734 00:34:42,851 --> 00:34:43,984 I know, it was such a big deal when we found that whole-- 735 00:34:45,953 --> 00:34:47,321 That's right. 736 00:34:47,422 --> 00:34:49,458 This is my last bottle in 2025, 737 00:34:49,558 --> 00:34:52,928 but in 2008, we still have a whole case. 738 00:34:53,060 --> 00:34:55,497 At the apartment. That's where we gotta go. 739 00:34:55,597 --> 00:34:57,231 And that means, you guys, you can't be out here with-- 740 00:34:57,331 --> 00:34:59,366 waving your cameras around like that. 741 00:34:59,468 --> 00:35:01,403 Because, look, they've got the futuristic video cameras. 742 00:35:01,503 --> 00:35:02,938 - They're looking-- - Exactly, they're like-- 743 00:35:03,037 --> 00:35:04,506 Matt: Look at Luca. He looks like... 744 00:35:04,606 --> 00:35:07,074 He looks like he's from The Matrix. 745 00:35:07,174 --> 00:35:09,911 So this whole 2008 sequence, which would be very hard 746 00:35:10,010 --> 00:35:12,112 to fake if this were not really 2008, 747 00:35:12,213 --> 00:35:13,214 will not be filmed. 748 00:35:15,884 --> 00:35:17,251 Oh, use the old camera? 749 00:35:17,351 --> 00:35:19,153 Yeah, okay, in that case, you can. 750 00:35:19,253 --> 00:35:20,422 Yeah, okay. You have to use this. 751 00:35:20,522 --> 00:35:27,361 ♪ 752 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:49,551 Oh, my God. 753 00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:54,623 Ah! Oh, wow. 754 00:35:55,857 --> 00:35:56,992 Goths. 755 00:35:57,091 --> 00:35:58,527 Jay: Wow. 756 00:35:58,627 --> 00:35:59,728 Matt: Real goths. 757 00:36:02,397 --> 00:36:04,900 Look at the gothness of it. 758 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:05,901 They're goths! 759 00:36:06,001 --> 00:36:08,003 Wow. 760 00:36:08,102 --> 00:36:09,905 Men forgot that's a great way 761 00:36:10,005 --> 00:36:10,972 to score girls way out of your, uh... 762 00:36:11,071 --> 00:36:12,507 Matt. 763 00:36:12,607 --> 00:36:14,709 What? 764 00:36:14,809 --> 00:36:18,747 That guy looks just like me. See the guy down there? 765 00:36:18,847 --> 00:36:21,983 Matt: That guy looks like me. 766 00:36:22,082 --> 00:36:23,350 He's got your hat. 767 00:36:23,451 --> 00:36:24,653 Jay, it's us. That's us. 768 00:36:26,053 --> 00:36:26,721 Holy (bleep). 769 00:36:30,525 --> 00:36:31,593 Oh, look. They even have a little Jared. 770 00:36:33,428 --> 00:36:36,031 Jared... there's you filming us. 771 00:36:36,130 --> 00:36:38,567 Oh, my God. Look how young he looks. 772 00:36:38,667 --> 00:36:40,267 Past Matt: Actually, no, here. Jay, put one right here. 773 00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:42,069 - Where? - Put right here. 774 00:36:42,169 --> 00:36:43,137 No, on this side with me. On this side with me. 775 00:36:43,237 --> 00:36:45,105 - Okay. - Come to this side. 776 00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:47,008 No, no, no, put one right against this thing. 777 00:36:47,107 --> 00:36:49,744 - Okay. - On this side! 778 00:36:49,844 --> 00:36:51,145 What the hell are we doing? 779 00:36:51,245 --> 00:36:52,914 That's, uh, we're... we're... It's a plan. 780 00:36:53,014 --> 00:36:54,248 This is one of my classic plans. Look. 781 00:36:54,348 --> 00:36:57,719 Flyer plan! Oh, my God! 782 00:36:57,819 --> 00:36:59,621 That's a good plan! 783 00:36:59,721 --> 00:37:02,757 How did this not work? We should do this plan again. 784 00:37:08,396 --> 00:37:10,065 Jay, I got a feeling 785 00:37:10,164 --> 00:37:11,332 things are gonna work out okay for us. 786 00:37:15,670 --> 00:37:18,907 Is that a cop? Are those police officers looking at us? 787 00:37:19,007 --> 00:37:21,308 Let's go down this way. Let's just walk down this way. 788 00:37:21,409 --> 00:37:22,209 Oh, shit! Hide, hide! 789 00:37:27,015 --> 00:37:28,550 Do you think that guy looks like me? 790 00:37:30,184 --> 00:37:32,286 That guy? Looks like me. 791 00:37:34,055 --> 00:37:36,725 It's 'cause he's got that hat. 792 00:37:36,825 --> 00:37:39,027 (laughing) Sick. 793 00:37:39,126 --> 00:37:39,728 Guy looks like you. 794 00:37:42,196 --> 00:37:44,365 Okay, okay, this is our chance. 795 00:37:44,466 --> 00:37:46,034 - Come on. - Yeah, yeah. 796 00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:47,569 - It's caught on my-- - That's my jacket. 797 00:37:47,669 --> 00:37:48,637 - You put it inside out. - Come on, come on, come on. 798 00:37:48,737 --> 00:37:49,537 Your hat! 799 00:37:56,845 --> 00:37:57,712 Sorry, sorry. 800 00:38:01,016 --> 00:38:02,951 - Uh, okay. - Okay, let's just go. 801 00:38:03,051 --> 00:38:03,952 - Let's go! - Matt: Yeah, right. 802 00:38:04,052 --> 00:38:05,185 Oh, God. Man, it's open. 803 00:38:05,285 --> 00:38:07,956 Remember our old apartment? 804 00:38:08,056 --> 00:38:10,959 - (laughing) - Okay, all right. 805 00:38:11,059 --> 00:38:12,527 Jay: Okay, quick in and out. 806 00:38:12,627 --> 00:38:13,862 Matt: Yeah, I think we left the Orbitz 807 00:38:13,962 --> 00:38:15,730 on top of the oven, right? 808 00:38:15,830 --> 00:38:17,599 Jay: Yeah, but we can't touch anything else. 809 00:38:17,699 --> 00:38:18,833 Matt: Oh, right yeah, Butterfly Effect. 810 00:38:18,933 --> 00:38:20,402 This is just like Aladdin. 811 00:38:20,502 --> 00:38:22,103 Touch nothing but the Orbitz. 812 00:38:22,202 --> 00:38:23,505 Jay: Go. 813 00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:27,274 Okay. We gotta make it seem-- 814 00:38:27,375 --> 00:38:28,743 - They're right there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 815 00:38:28,843 --> 00:38:30,145 I'm getting the Orbitz, and then we're outta here. 816 00:38:30,244 --> 00:38:30,812 - Okay. - Come on, come on. 817 00:38:35,884 --> 00:38:37,619 It's empty. 818 00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:39,020 Jay: Look. Look around. Look around for them. 819 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,488 - Come on. - Find 'em! 820 00:38:45,325 --> 00:38:47,294 Where the fuck are they? 821 00:38:47,395 --> 00:38:51,198 (grunting) Fuckin' loot the place! 822 00:38:51,298 --> 00:38:52,667 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 823 00:38:52,767 --> 00:38:55,036 (muffled talking, footsteps on stairs) 824 00:38:55,136 --> 00:38:57,706 - Oh, (bleep)! - Oh, my God. 825 00:38:57,806 --> 00:39:01,409 (muffled talking, footsteps approaching) 826 00:39:01,509 --> 00:39:03,277 Jay: No, not Jared, not Jared. 827 00:39:03,378 --> 00:39:04,913 Matt: Why not? Why not? 828 00:39:05,013 --> 00:39:06,981 (group whispering) 829 00:39:07,082 --> 00:39:08,516 Past Matt: Okay, we gotta rehearse, we gotta rehearse. 830 00:39:08,616 --> 00:39:10,452 Come on! Come on! Come on! 831 00:39:10,552 --> 00:39:11,619 Past Jay: Think it's gonna work? 832 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,388 Past Matt: As far as I'm concerned, 833 00:39:13,488 --> 00:39:15,757 we are playing The Rivoli tonight. 834 00:39:15,857 --> 00:39:16,825 So, what were we doing before we left? 835 00:39:16,925 --> 00:39:18,693 (playing piano) 836 00:39:18,793 --> 00:39:20,028 Do I have a driver? No, I'm driving myself. 837 00:39:20,128 --> 00:39:21,295 Past Jay: What do we cut to? 838 00:39:21,396 --> 00:39:22,897 Past Matt: He's on his way there. 839 00:39:22,997 --> 00:39:24,399 - Past Jay: Oh, okay, uh... - Actually, you know what? 840 00:39:24,499 --> 00:39:25,967 Let's just cut right to the fight. 841 00:39:26,067 --> 00:39:28,069 Past Jay: Okay. (playing piano) 842 00:39:28,169 --> 00:39:31,673 You're on your last legs, Creamed Corn. 843 00:39:31,773 --> 00:39:34,943 You should've thought twice before you crossed Can Opener. 844 00:39:35,043 --> 00:39:36,478 For God's sakes. 845 00:39:36,578 --> 00:39:37,746 My name is your arch nemesis-- 846 00:39:41,483 --> 00:39:43,718 You shoulda thought twice before you crossed me... 847 00:39:43,818 --> 00:39:45,787 (muttering) 848 00:39:45,887 --> 00:39:48,189 "Go to jail?" Did you say, "Go to jail"? 849 00:39:48,288 --> 00:39:49,924 Jared: Could go to jail. 850 00:39:50,024 --> 00:39:52,861 Oh, yeah, illegal time travel. 851 00:39:52,961 --> 00:39:55,063 - "I hereby sentence you--" - Is that true? 852 00:39:55,163 --> 00:39:57,031 That's what he's saying, jail for this. 853 00:39:57,132 --> 00:39:58,666 - Jail? - Jail. 854 00:40:00,101 --> 00:40:01,669 Ridiculous. 855 00:40:01,770 --> 00:40:04,338 Past Matt: I have you now, Creamed Corn! 856 00:40:04,439 --> 00:40:07,041 Let him come fuckin' find me. 857 00:40:07,142 --> 00:40:08,810 Let him find me. 858 00:40:08,910 --> 00:40:10,712 What I'm gonna do. I'll grab my young self. 859 00:40:10,812 --> 00:40:12,981 (imitating thuds) 860 00:40:13,081 --> 00:40:15,750 ♪ Castlevania, Fatal Fury, Ninja JaJaMaru-kun ♪ 861 00:40:15,850 --> 00:40:18,953 ♪ ActRaiser, Blazing Lazers, Bases Loaded, Mega Turrican ♪ 862 00:40:19,053 --> 00:40:21,689 ♪ Cybernator, Rolling Thunder, Dynastic Hero ♪ 863 00:40:21,790 --> 00:40:23,758 ♪ Bubble Bobble, Double Dribble ♪ 864 00:40:23,858 --> 00:40:25,660 - ♪ Double Dragon, F-Zero ♪ - Jay: I get it. 865 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,829 Past Matt: Creamed corn, you son of a bitch! 866 00:40:27,929 --> 00:40:29,798 - (piano plays) - What? You didn't think 867 00:40:29,898 --> 00:40:31,933 a super villain named Can Opener would be-- 868 00:40:32,033 --> 00:40:34,334 (snoring) 869 00:40:36,571 --> 00:40:37,639 I think they're gone. 870 00:40:40,809 --> 00:40:42,410 - Hey. - What? 871 00:40:42,510 --> 00:40:44,946 Shh, shh. I think they're gone. 872 00:40:45,046 --> 00:40:46,681 Let's go. Let's go. Perfect. 873 00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:50,652 - Okay, okay. - Let's get out. 874 00:40:50,752 --> 00:40:56,925 ♪ 875 00:40:57,025 --> 00:40:59,828 (mouthing words) 876 00:40:59,928 --> 00:41:03,198 Jay, I thought you were-- wanted to sleep. 877 00:41:03,298 --> 00:41:04,566 Let's do-- Let's do a quick rehearsal. 878 00:41:06,801 --> 00:41:07,702 Sure, I'll play something on the piano. 879 00:41:13,408 --> 00:41:15,743 - Past Matt: Are you there? - Jay: Yeah. 880 00:41:15,844 --> 00:41:17,344 - (piano sounding) - Matt: I'll go look upstairs. 881 00:41:17,445 --> 00:41:18,880 (Jay playing piano) 882 00:41:26,988 --> 00:41:31,526 (muffled piano) 883 00:41:34,929 --> 00:41:36,363 (Jay playing piano) 884 00:41:36,464 --> 00:41:38,233 I feel like we've played that before. 885 00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:40,034 I feel like we played that before. 886 00:41:40,134 --> 00:41:42,403 Do a... Just something new. Do something new. 887 00:41:46,608 --> 00:41:51,212 (Jay playing piano) 888 00:41:51,312 --> 00:41:56,818 ♪ 889 00:41:56,918 --> 00:41:58,019 (muffled piano) 890 00:41:58,119 --> 00:41:59,387 (laughing) 891 00:42:11,399 --> 00:42:12,901 Matt. 892 00:42:13,001 --> 00:42:14,068 (grunting) 893 00:42:14,168 --> 00:42:15,603 Hey. 894 00:42:15,703 --> 00:42:17,572 (muffled piano continues) 895 00:42:17,672 --> 00:42:18,773 What are you doing? 896 00:42:20,275 --> 00:42:22,110 Oh, this is... 897 00:42:22,210 --> 00:42:25,280 I'm visiting you in your dream... 898 00:42:25,381 --> 00:42:27,048 to bring you this idea for a song 899 00:42:27,148 --> 00:42:28,583 to play with the band. 900 00:42:28,683 --> 00:42:30,451 (Jay playing piano) 901 00:42:30,551 --> 00:42:32,053 And this is-- and I'm a spirit. 902 00:42:32,153 --> 00:42:34,589 And I'm a Dickensian spirit 903 00:42:34,689 --> 00:42:36,624 to bring you the melody of this song. 904 00:42:36,724 --> 00:42:38,459 ♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do ♪ 905 00:42:38,559 --> 00:42:39,427 ♪ Do-do-do- do-do-do ♪ 906 00:42:39,527 --> 00:42:40,828 Oh, you! (laughing) 907 00:42:40,929 --> 00:42:43,564 (Jay repeating melody on piano) 908 00:42:43,665 --> 00:42:45,033 Good night. (laughing) 909 00:42:45,133 --> 00:42:46,000 Bye. 910 00:42:47,535 --> 00:42:49,804 (exhaling sharply) 911 00:42:49,904 --> 00:42:51,339 (snoring) 912 00:42:51,439 --> 00:42:53,074 (Jay playing piano) 913 00:42:53,174 --> 00:42:54,609 (snoring) 914 00:42:57,211 --> 00:42:59,314 - (snoring softly) - Got it. 915 00:42:59,415 --> 00:43:00,515 (Past Matt snoring) 916 00:43:04,352 --> 00:43:08,022 (footsteps approaching) 917 00:43:10,024 --> 00:43:11,326 Hey. 918 00:43:11,427 --> 00:43:14,228 Hey... Bird. 919 00:43:16,197 --> 00:43:18,666 I had a crazy dream. 920 00:43:18,766 --> 00:43:21,803 I heard this... song. 921 00:43:21,903 --> 00:43:24,839 ♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun ♪ 922 00:43:24,939 --> 00:43:27,675 And you were there, you were a spirit. 923 00:43:27,775 --> 00:43:29,844 Des-- Descended spirit? 924 00:43:33,514 --> 00:43:35,683 Right... 925 00:43:35,783 --> 00:43:36,718 Hey, let's watch some TV. 926 00:43:38,553 --> 00:43:39,554 Reporter: The H1N1 flu virus... 927 00:43:39,654 --> 00:43:41,556 (sighing) H1N1. 928 00:43:43,358 --> 00:43:45,360 Oh, yeah. It's, uh, swine flu. 929 00:43:45,461 --> 00:43:48,663 Maybe they'll get a, uh... (laughing) 930 00:43:48,763 --> 00:43:50,999 ...a vaccine that they force us all to take for that. 931 00:43:54,035 --> 00:43:56,938 Past Jay: Oh, I forgot to tell you about my grandma. 932 00:43:57,038 --> 00:43:59,707 My mom's going to Montreal right now to visit her. 933 00:43:59,807 --> 00:44:01,175 She might have to be put in a home. 934 00:44:02,444 --> 00:44:04,679 Pretty... 935 00:44:04,779 --> 00:44:06,448 It's pretty real stuff, you know? 936 00:44:06,547 --> 00:44:08,182 Getting old is... Not looking forward to it. 937 00:44:13,988 --> 00:44:18,159 Matt: You know, um, the truth is, 938 00:44:18,259 --> 00:44:21,629 if you got a... best friend, 939 00:44:21,729 --> 00:44:24,098 you won't even notice getting older. 940 00:44:24,198 --> 00:44:25,700 (laughing) 941 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:31,339 ♪ 942 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,674 Do you like Russell Peters? 943 00:44:33,775 --> 00:44:36,378 Matt: (sighing loudly) Okay, big question. 944 00:44:36,478 --> 00:44:39,481 He was doing race comedy at the right... 945 00:44:39,580 --> 00:44:42,250 Man, I mean, it's so... 946 00:44:42,350 --> 00:44:44,218 Russell... Oh, dude, it's 2008? 947 00:44:44,318 --> 00:44:46,087 I don't like him. 948 00:44:46,187 --> 00:44:48,457 Matt: Yeah, I'm sayin' the same thing. 949 00:44:48,556 --> 00:44:51,092 Okay, I, uh, I gotta go. 950 00:44:51,192 --> 00:44:52,660 Past Jay: All right, well, you know, 951 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:53,529 I'm gonna take a shower or something and then... 952 00:44:53,628 --> 00:44:55,263 Great. 953 00:44:55,363 --> 00:44:56,664 I'll be ready in like half hour 954 00:44:56,764 --> 00:44:59,233 and we can go over... whatever, or something. 955 00:44:59,333 --> 00:45:00,436 Go over ever-- Go over what? 956 00:45:00,536 --> 00:45:01,803 Past Jay: That's right. I don't know. 957 00:45:01,903 --> 00:45:02,737 - Get rid of him. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 958 00:45:02,837 --> 00:45:04,072 Right, yes, yes, yes. 959 00:45:04,172 --> 00:45:05,474 You want me to light off some fireworks? 960 00:45:05,573 --> 00:45:06,874 Wonderful. Fire-- Perfect. 961 00:45:06,974 --> 00:45:09,043 - Yep, good. - All right. 962 00:45:09,143 --> 00:45:10,111 - Matt: Great. - That was stupid. 963 00:45:12,448 --> 00:45:13,681 Goodbye, Jay. 964 00:45:15,249 --> 00:45:16,250 Whew. 965 00:45:18,487 --> 00:45:19,921 (both laughing) 966 00:45:22,657 --> 00:45:24,592 - I was about to make-- - Let's go, let's go. 967 00:45:24,692 --> 00:45:26,495 I was about to make a really big mistake today. 968 00:45:26,594 --> 00:45:28,863 Matt: Sorry. You what? 969 00:45:28,963 --> 00:45:30,898 I was about to make a really big mistake today. 970 00:45:32,633 --> 00:45:34,470 - This morning... - Yes? 971 00:45:34,570 --> 00:45:35,770 ...I was trying to escape. 972 00:45:38,906 --> 00:45:41,809 I was trying to escape. Leave. You. 973 00:45:41,909 --> 00:45:43,111 The band. Everything. 974 00:45:43,211 --> 00:45:46,147 (laughing) 975 00:45:46,247 --> 00:45:49,951 I thought that I could go and become famous without you. 976 00:45:50,051 --> 00:45:52,387 I got it, I got it, I got it. 977 00:45:52,488 --> 00:45:55,323 - (laughing) - Are you mad? 978 00:45:55,424 --> 00:45:56,525 (scoffs) 979 00:45:56,624 --> 00:45:58,059 (mouthing words) 980 00:46:01,229 --> 00:46:02,630 I'm embarrassed. 981 00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:05,501 Why would I be? 982 00:46:05,601 --> 00:46:07,301 No, I... 983 00:46:07,402 --> 00:46:09,704 Why-- Why don't we-- 984 00:46:09,804 --> 00:46:11,507 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 985 00:46:11,607 --> 00:46:13,007 Wait. Are you saying-- So... (muttering) 986 00:46:15,710 --> 00:46:17,778 Okay-- 987 00:46:17,879 --> 00:46:20,382 (chuckling) I'm kidding. 988 00:46:20,482 --> 00:46:23,251 Okay. 989 00:46:23,351 --> 00:46:24,886 Okay, okay, but the whole point though... 990 00:46:24,986 --> 00:46:26,721 The whole point, the whole point-- 991 00:46:26,821 --> 00:46:28,789 Matt, wait-- wait. Hey, where are you going? 992 00:46:28,890 --> 00:46:29,857 Where are you going? Matt, Matt. 993 00:46:29,957 --> 00:46:32,260 Stop, stop, stop, stop. Ah! 994 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:33,361 Matt, what are you doing? 995 00:46:35,296 --> 00:46:36,898 We can't change anything. 996 00:46:36,998 --> 00:46:39,133 Hey. You'll be better off, right? 997 00:46:39,233 --> 00:46:41,269 We're gonna see who's gonna be better off. 998 00:46:41,369 --> 00:46:42,703 Don't. Stop. 999 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,240 (Past Matt snoring softly) 1000 00:46:48,042 --> 00:46:54,916 ♪ 1001 00:47:18,574 --> 00:47:19,941 Okay... So... 1002 00:47:20,041 --> 00:47:21,776 (beeping) 1003 00:47:21,876 --> 00:47:24,513 July-- I'm setting the time machine! 1004 00:47:24,613 --> 00:47:27,148 - (beeping) - July 10th, 20-- 1005 00:47:27,248 --> 00:47:28,182 Jay: Tenth? No, no, no. We went back on the 12th. 1006 00:47:28,282 --> 00:47:30,084 The 12th. 1007 00:47:30,184 --> 00:47:32,720 Matt: We're going back two days earlier. 1008 00:47:32,820 --> 00:47:34,222 So that I can do the skydive plan myself. 1009 00:47:37,725 --> 00:47:38,460 Fine. 1010 00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:58,079 ♪ 1011 00:47:59,548 --> 00:48:00,848 (zapping) 1012 00:48:04,118 --> 00:48:10,958 ♪ 1013 00:48:16,264 --> 00:48:18,132 Matt: Go! 1014 00:48:18,232 --> 00:48:22,770 (engine revving) 1015 00:48:27,676 --> 00:48:34,516 ♪ 1016 00:48:35,816 --> 00:48:37,552 (zapping) 1017 00:48:37,653 --> 00:48:38,886 (bleep)! Not again! 1018 00:48:42,957 --> 00:48:46,695 - (groaning) - (cheering distantly) 1019 00:48:46,794 --> 00:48:48,929 Oh. (grunting) 1020 00:48:50,264 --> 00:48:52,601 Oh, my God. 1021 00:48:52,701 --> 00:48:54,135 - (groaning) - (chattering on radio) 1022 00:48:54,235 --> 00:48:55,236 I hit my ass. 1023 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,075 Oh, my God. I hit my ass. 1024 00:49:01,175 --> 00:49:02,744 (panting) 1025 00:49:02,843 --> 00:49:06,715 (laughing) I hit my ass. 1026 00:49:06,814 --> 00:49:08,650 Bird. 1027 00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:09,584 Radio announcer: This is Roz and Mocha... 1028 00:49:09,685 --> 00:49:13,988 (chattering on radio) 1029 00:49:14,088 --> 00:49:16,190 Jay? 1030 00:49:16,290 --> 00:49:17,426 Woman: You're listening to my boys, Roz and Mocha. 1031 00:49:17,526 --> 00:49:18,259 (grunting) 1032 00:49:21,162 --> 00:49:22,830 Jay?! 1033 00:49:22,930 --> 00:49:24,131 - (bike bell ringing) - Oh, sorry. 1034 00:49:26,233 --> 00:49:32,774 ♪ 1035 00:49:32,873 --> 00:49:33,374 - (bike bell ringing) - (gasping) 1036 00:49:36,110 --> 00:49:42,983 ♪ 1037 00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:51,192 Jay? 1038 00:49:58,600 --> 00:49:59,601 I'm home! 1039 00:50:07,409 --> 00:50:08,209 Okay. 1040 00:50:12,647 --> 00:50:13,280 It's all the same. 1041 00:50:16,016 --> 00:50:16,951 What the-- 1042 00:50:23,725 --> 00:50:26,026 Very funny. Very funny. 1043 00:50:28,362 --> 00:50:29,564 Nice one, Jay! 1044 00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:33,568 (chuckling) 1045 00:50:33,668 --> 00:50:35,136 You gotta give him credit. That's a good bit. 1046 00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,609 So, now I'm the dr-- Now, I'm the drummer. 1047 00:50:40,709 --> 00:50:44,679 (playing drums) 1048 00:50:44,780 --> 00:50:45,647 Man: Matt?! 1049 00:50:45,747 --> 00:50:47,281 Jay?! 1050 00:50:47,382 --> 00:50:48,884 Man: We figured it out, buddy. 1051 00:50:48,983 --> 00:50:51,720 Woo! We got it. We got it. We got it. 1052 00:50:51,820 --> 00:50:54,389 We figured it out. 1053 00:50:54,489 --> 00:50:55,690 We've got the plan, okay? (clapping) 1054 00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:58,359 All right. So... 1055 00:50:58,460 --> 00:51:00,161 So, you know how we've had trouble 1056 00:51:00,261 --> 00:51:02,363 getting tickets to the show, right? 1057 00:51:02,464 --> 00:51:05,801 Turns out there is an additional traunch 1058 00:51:05,901 --> 00:51:08,369 of tickets being released exclusively 1059 00:51:08,470 --> 00:51:10,872 to Visa Avion Infinite Privilege 1060 00:51:10,971 --> 00:51:12,173 private banking card holders, okay? 1061 00:51:12,273 --> 00:51:14,341 Man #2: Top. Top of the top. 1062 00:51:14,443 --> 00:51:16,076 Now, there is one individual who we know 1063 00:51:16,177 --> 00:51:18,914 who has a Visa Avion Infinite Privilege 1064 00:51:19,013 --> 00:51:21,348 private banking card, and that is-- 1065 00:51:21,450 --> 00:51:22,551 My aunt. 1066 00:51:22,651 --> 00:51:24,285 Ethan's aunt. 1067 00:51:24,386 --> 00:51:27,354 Michael and I arrive to her door, 1068 00:51:27,456 --> 00:51:31,058 we share with her that we, too, are Chinese. 1069 00:51:31,158 --> 00:51:31,992 - What? - Michael: Our whole lives. 1070 00:51:32,092 --> 00:51:33,462 Our whole lives. 1071 00:51:33,562 --> 00:51:35,497 Born-- Born in Chin-- Born in China. 1072 00:51:35,597 --> 00:51:36,631 His father's white, mother's Chinese. 1073 00:51:36,731 --> 00:51:38,199 First language Chinese. 1074 00:51:38,299 --> 00:51:39,668 Both of my parents are Chinese. 1075 00:51:39,768 --> 00:51:41,803 Okay, okay. So, let me-- let me-- let me get this-- 1076 00:51:41,903 --> 00:51:42,804 Let me, uh, get this straight. 1077 00:51:42,904 --> 00:51:44,104 Man: Okay. 1078 00:51:47,141 --> 00:51:49,276 Jay McCarrol hired you guys. 1079 00:51:49,377 --> 00:51:50,044 You're improvisers and you're here to teach me a lesson-- 1080 00:51:50,144 --> 00:51:52,213 You're already off. 1081 00:51:52,313 --> 00:51:54,081 - We're door-to-door salesmen. - No, no, no, no, no. 1082 00:51:54,181 --> 00:51:57,719 I'm saying the jig's up, guys. 1083 00:51:57,819 --> 00:52:02,424 Jay hired you to teach me a lesson about what it's like 1084 00:52:02,524 --> 00:52:05,727 to be on the receiving end of these insane plans. 1085 00:52:05,827 --> 00:52:08,964 Jay, I get it. I'm sorry that my plans are so ridiculous. 1086 00:52:09,063 --> 00:52:10,665 I see now that, 1087 00:52:10,765 --> 00:52:15,336 yeah, maybe I could be a little bit more, um... 1088 00:52:15,437 --> 00:52:16,671 What's the word? Why am I even telling this to you guys? 1089 00:52:16,771 --> 00:52:18,640 Okay, yes. (clapping) 1090 00:52:18,740 --> 00:52:21,308 Congratulations. Very good. 1091 00:52:21,409 --> 00:52:23,979 That was extremely well done. 1092 00:52:24,078 --> 00:52:26,548 The troika of Matt Johnson divided into three. 1093 00:52:26,648 --> 00:52:30,418 I love that I've got an Asian part of me. 1094 00:52:30,519 --> 00:52:32,988 Maybe that's my sensitivity. (chuckling) 1095 00:52:33,087 --> 00:52:36,591 So, um, I guess all that's left 1096 00:52:36,691 --> 00:52:38,793 is for me to kick your ass. 1097 00:52:38,894 --> 00:52:40,896 - What? - Dude. Matt. 1098 00:52:40,996 --> 00:52:42,464 - Matt: Who's first? - What's happening? 1099 00:52:42,564 --> 00:52:44,365 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why do I have this? 1100 00:52:44,466 --> 00:52:47,969 Ethan: Why do you have what? 1101 00:52:48,068 --> 00:52:49,838 Why do I have that? 1102 00:52:49,938 --> 00:52:51,907 - We all have them. - Dude... 1103 00:52:52,007 --> 00:52:52,774 Matt: How did-- 1104 00:53:00,448 --> 00:53:01,282 Oh, my God. 1105 00:53:06,888 --> 00:53:07,789 Oh, my God. 1106 00:53:13,795 --> 00:53:14,663 What is this plan for? 1107 00:53:17,264 --> 00:53:18,466 It's the Jay McCarrol concert. To get tickets. 1108 00:53:21,770 --> 00:53:24,539 You're trying to get tickets to a Jay McCarrol concert, 1109 00:53:24,639 --> 00:53:25,574 because Jay McCarrol is a famous musician. 1110 00:53:28,142 --> 00:53:29,945 Yeah. 1111 00:53:30,045 --> 00:53:32,847 And I am... 1112 00:53:37,385 --> 00:53:38,887 In a Jay McCarrol cover band. 1113 00:53:38,987 --> 00:53:41,656 ♪ 1114 00:53:41,756 --> 00:53:43,658 (panting) 1115 00:53:48,063 --> 00:53:49,431 Whoa! Sorry. 1116 00:53:51,733 --> 00:53:58,607 ♪ 1117 00:54:17,926 --> 00:54:18,727 Yeah. 1118 00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:24,532 He's on everything. Yeah. 1119 00:54:30,038 --> 00:54:31,171 Okay. Nice meeting you. 1120 00:54:31,271 --> 00:54:35,309 (man speaking indistinctly) 1121 00:54:36,544 --> 00:54:42,083 ♪ 1122 00:54:42,182 --> 00:54:42,684 You think you'd be famous without me? 1123 00:54:44,919 --> 00:54:45,920 You'd be famous right now. 1124 00:54:48,222 --> 00:54:50,224 You'd be famous right now. Right? 1125 00:54:50,324 --> 00:54:51,993 If it weren't for me. 1126 00:54:52,093 --> 00:54:55,664 TTC Voice: Next stop Chestnut Street. 1127 00:54:55,764 --> 00:54:57,231 Your life would have been better if you never met me? 1128 00:54:57,331 --> 00:54:58,433 I don't know. I don't know. 1129 00:54:58,533 --> 00:54:59,834 Well, there's a way to find out. 1130 00:54:59,934 --> 00:55:01,002 There's a way to find out. 1131 00:55:01,102 --> 00:55:01,903 - Easy. Don't-- - No, no, no. 1132 00:55:02,003 --> 00:55:03,438 We can't change anything. 1133 00:55:03,538 --> 00:55:05,172 Matt: Yeah, well, I know something we can change. 1134 00:55:05,272 --> 00:55:08,576 (shushing) 1135 00:55:08,677 --> 00:55:11,211 You'll wake him up. You'll wake him up. 1136 00:55:19,054 --> 00:55:23,158 (all shouting) 1137 00:55:23,257 --> 00:55:26,394 It worked, baby! Okay. We gotta go! We gotta go! 1138 00:55:26,494 --> 00:55:27,962 Michael: It was way more fun 1139 00:55:28,063 --> 00:55:29,698 than I thought it was going to be. 1140 00:55:29,798 --> 00:55:31,198 Ethan: Got your bag? 1141 00:55:31,298 --> 00:55:32,600 Michael: Yeah, yeah. Let's go, let's go. 1142 00:55:32,701 --> 00:55:35,202 Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. 1143 00:55:35,302 --> 00:55:36,738 May I have your attention, please? 1144 00:55:39,541 --> 00:55:41,308 It's time for the final countdown. 1145 00:55:43,445 --> 00:55:46,414 (audience cheering) 1146 00:55:46,514 --> 00:55:49,918 The show starts in... 1147 00:55:50,018 --> 00:55:51,019 - (dance music plays) - ten... 1148 00:55:51,119 --> 00:55:53,855 ...nine, eight, seven, 1149 00:55:53,955 --> 00:55:56,858 six, five, four... 1150 00:55:56,958 --> 00:56:00,428 three, two, one. Go! 1151 00:56:00,528 --> 00:56:01,463 (audience cheering) 1152 00:56:06,534 --> 00:56:08,870 Jay: Hello, Toronto! 1153 00:56:08,970 --> 00:56:10,739 (audience cheering) 1154 00:56:10,839 --> 00:56:14,109 - (replaying melody) - (audience cheering) 1155 00:56:14,209 --> 00:56:18,179 (audience cheering) 1156 00:56:18,278 --> 00:56:21,983 ♪ So sorry, I've missed you ♪ 1157 00:56:22,083 --> 00:56:25,086 ♪ Hair, always whipping round ♪ 1158 00:56:25,186 --> 00:56:28,757 ♪ So high up, got my chin up ♪ 1159 00:56:28,857 --> 00:56:31,159 ♪ I don't care if I never come... ♪ 1160 00:56:31,258 --> 00:56:33,528 (chattering) 1161 00:56:33,628 --> 00:56:35,797 Man: He's not even breaking a sweat. 1162 00:56:35,897 --> 00:56:36,898 - (people chatting) - He's insane, man. 1163 00:56:39,601 --> 00:56:41,636 Think if I told him my username he'd remember me? 1164 00:56:41,736 --> 00:56:43,104 - Your what? Sorry? - From what? 1165 00:56:43,204 --> 00:56:44,005 - Oh, from the forums. - Yeah. 1166 00:56:44,105 --> 00:56:44,873 Man: Maybe. 1167 00:56:48,176 --> 00:56:51,146 Okay. Thank you. Okay. 1168 00:56:51,246 --> 00:56:51,713 I'll be-- I'll be-- I'll be right back. 1169 00:56:57,786 --> 00:56:59,587 Jay, hey, hey, hey. No. He's my friend. 1170 00:56:59,687 --> 00:57:01,288 This-- He's my-- He's my best friend. 1171 00:57:01,389 --> 00:57:02,690 He's my best friend. He's my best friend. 1172 00:57:02,791 --> 00:57:04,425 - Jay: Yeah, no. It's okay. - Jay, it's me. 1173 00:57:04,526 --> 00:57:06,861 This is crazy I found you. What the fuck is going on? 1174 00:57:06,961 --> 00:57:09,497 Look at this. 1175 00:57:09,597 --> 00:57:11,699 Okay, I think that we have to get back in the time machine 1176 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,401 and figure out how to do this again, 1177 00:57:13,501 --> 00:57:15,470 or, like, some other version of this, 1178 00:57:15,570 --> 00:57:16,671 because there's gotta be a way that we can do this 1179 00:57:16,771 --> 00:57:18,072 where we're both, where it's, like-- 1180 00:57:18,173 --> 00:57:19,607 where Nirvanna the Band gets this. 1181 00:57:19,707 --> 00:57:23,411 Guys, you have to meet my old friend, Matt. 1182 00:57:24,679 --> 00:57:25,847 What? 1183 00:57:25,947 --> 00:57:28,082 God. You look good. 1184 00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:31,686 It's been, like, what? 17 years. 1185 00:57:31,786 --> 00:57:33,922 Unbelievable. 1186 00:57:34,022 --> 00:57:35,690 You know, we actually used to have a band together. 1187 00:57:35,790 --> 00:57:37,292 To give you an idea, it was called... 1188 00:57:37,392 --> 00:57:39,127 - No. No, no. - ...Nirvanna the Band. 1189 00:57:39,227 --> 00:57:39,961 - Wait. - (laughing) 1190 00:57:40,061 --> 00:57:41,863 Woman: No way. 1191 00:57:41,963 --> 00:57:43,998 No, no, no. Bird, you gotta remember. Hold on. 1192 00:57:44,098 --> 00:57:45,867 Jay: Yeah, yeah. I remember. 1193 00:57:45,967 --> 00:57:47,101 No, no, no. I'm saying you-- No, but you gotta remember. 1194 00:57:47,202 --> 00:57:48,469 - You gotta remember. - Okay. 1195 00:57:48,570 --> 00:57:49,204 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah! 1196 00:57:49,304 --> 00:57:50,605 Yeah, it's all good. 1197 00:57:50,705 --> 00:57:51,973 Look at me. Look at me. Bird, it's me. 1198 00:57:52,073 --> 00:57:53,975 It's me. Jay-- 1199 00:57:54,075 --> 00:57:55,510 - I hope you've been well. - Jay. No, no, no. 1200 00:57:55,610 --> 00:57:57,111 You've gotta remember. Jay. You gotta! No, Jay! 1201 00:57:57,212 --> 00:57:58,546 Jay, Jay, Jay! You gotta remember! 1202 00:57:58,646 --> 00:57:59,814 Bird, Bird, Bird. You gotta remember! 1203 00:57:59,914 --> 00:58:01,950 It's me! It's me! 1204 00:58:02,050 --> 00:58:04,853 This isn't right! We're in the wrong timeline! 1205 00:58:04,953 --> 00:58:07,322 Bird! Jay! 1206 00:58:07,422 --> 00:58:08,056 You guys want a photo or something? 1207 00:58:08,156 --> 00:58:09,691 Matt: Jay! 1208 00:58:09,791 --> 00:58:13,394 (panting) 1209 00:58:15,063 --> 00:58:16,363 Excuse me, sorry. Sorry. 1210 00:58:18,900 --> 00:58:20,034 (car honking) 1211 00:58:20,134 --> 00:58:26,941 ♪ 1212 00:58:35,283 --> 00:58:36,150 Oh, no. 1213 00:58:38,219 --> 00:58:42,123 Jay! 1214 00:58:42,223 --> 00:58:44,359 (voice echoing) 1215 00:58:44,459 --> 00:58:45,426 ("Never Come Down" playing) 1216 00:58:48,930 --> 00:58:50,231 - (crowd clamouring) - Jay: Thank you, sir. 1217 00:58:50,331 --> 00:58:53,101 Man #1: Jay, I love you. 1218 00:58:53,201 --> 00:58:54,869 Man #2: Looking clean, Jay. 1219 00:58:54,969 --> 00:58:58,539 ♪ I don't care if I ever come down ♪ 1220 00:58:58,640 --> 00:58:59,440 "Did Jay McCarrol... 1221 00:59:00,875 --> 00:59:02,644 "write 'Never Come Down'?" 1222 00:59:02,744 --> 00:59:04,879 I was in a bad living situation 1223 00:59:04,979 --> 00:59:06,781 and I was having a lot of nightmares. 1224 00:59:06,881 --> 00:59:09,450 This song came to me in a dream, it ended up being, 1225 00:59:09,550 --> 00:59:11,452 well, a genius hit song. 1226 00:59:11,552 --> 00:59:13,187 As you guys already know with this track, 1227 00:59:13,288 --> 00:59:15,290 it is an absolute classic, 1228 00:59:15,391 --> 00:59:18,526 and has sustained Jay McCarrol's career 1229 00:59:18,626 --> 00:59:20,461 for well over a decade now at this point. 1230 00:59:20,561 --> 00:59:22,096 I heard you're scared of clowns. 1231 00:59:22,196 --> 00:59:23,531 I'm not afraid of clowns. 1232 00:59:23,631 --> 00:59:24,933 But I heard that you were. 1233 00:59:25,033 --> 00:59:26,334 (both shouting) 1234 00:59:26,434 --> 00:59:29,003 I'm out here-- Uh-oh. Richard. 1235 00:59:29,103 --> 00:59:32,674 (laughing) 1236 00:59:32,774 --> 00:59:34,909 Jay McCarrol is in the building! 1237 00:59:35,009 --> 00:59:37,413 - (hosts applauding) - Hey, guys. 1238 00:59:37,512 --> 00:59:38,880 - Jay, welcome back to it. - How're you doing? 1239 00:59:38,980 --> 00:59:39,480 Mocha: It is so good to see you here today. 1240 00:59:39,580 --> 00:59:41,649 Wow. Yeah. 1241 00:59:41,749 --> 00:59:43,151 You're here, but you're not gonna be here for long, 1242 00:59:43,251 --> 00:59:46,020 because you are about to go and shake the world. 1243 00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:48,456 And what's sort of going through your head right now? 1244 00:59:48,556 --> 00:59:50,458 Have you prepped for this? Can you prep for this? 1245 00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,595 (smacking lips) Yes. 1246 00:59:54,696 --> 00:59:56,497 So, when you go through these moments, 1247 00:59:56,597 --> 00:59:58,733 whether it's with a song or a tour 1248 00:59:58,833 --> 01:00:01,002 or a show or an award or whatever it is, 1249 01:00:01,102 --> 01:00:03,638 we all still have somebody in our life 1250 01:00:03,738 --> 01:00:05,506 that we want to make proud, you know what I mean? 1251 01:00:05,606 --> 01:00:07,175 No matter how successful you get, 1252 01:00:07,275 --> 01:00:09,344 you still have that person you want to make proud. 1253 01:00:09,445 --> 01:00:11,380 Like, who's the first call you make 1254 01:00:11,479 --> 01:00:13,481 when you walk off the stage, 1255 01:00:13,581 --> 01:00:15,149 where you're like, "God, this, I gotta share this"? 1256 01:00:15,249 --> 01:00:16,184 Who's the call that you make? 1257 01:00:21,823 --> 01:00:23,024 I, uh-- 1258 01:00:27,729 --> 01:00:30,264 Like a-- Like a friend. Who's your best friend? 1259 01:00:36,671 --> 01:00:38,440 (bleep) Not again! Ah! 1260 01:00:38,539 --> 01:00:40,775 ♪ I don't care if I never come down ♪ 1261 01:00:40,875 --> 01:00:45,880 ♪ 1262 01:00:45,980 --> 01:00:47,248 (bleep) 1263 01:00:47,348 --> 01:00:48,116 You good? 1264 01:00:49,884 --> 01:00:52,120 MJ? 1265 01:00:52,220 --> 01:00:53,521 Radio Host: Alright, you are listening to Jay McCarrol, 1266 01:00:53,621 --> 01:00:55,723 "Never Come Down." 1267 01:00:55,823 --> 01:00:58,460 And yes, you are listening to The Roz and Mocha Show. 1268 01:00:58,559 --> 01:01:00,396 Guess what? We are giving away two tickets 1269 01:01:00,496 --> 01:01:04,132 to tonight's show as part of Jay McCarrol's world tour. 1270 01:01:04,232 --> 01:01:05,733 Roz: All you gotta do is give us a call right now 1271 01:01:05,833 --> 01:01:07,769 and tell us what street in Toronto 1272 01:01:07,869 --> 01:01:10,605 does Jay McCarrol live on. 1273 01:01:10,705 --> 01:01:13,141 Mocha: 416-870-8888. That is the... 1274 01:01:13,241 --> 01:01:16,044 (women cheering, clapping) 1275 01:01:16,144 --> 01:01:18,713 Matt: (groaning) Oh, my God, I hit my ass. 1276 01:01:22,950 --> 01:01:25,421 Uh, hello? 1277 01:01:25,521 --> 01:01:27,588 I think I live here. 1278 01:01:27,688 --> 01:01:29,957 (gate squealing) 1279 01:01:30,058 --> 01:01:31,592 Man: I got him. I got him. I got him right here. 1280 01:01:31,692 --> 01:01:33,395 I got him out front. He's right here. 1281 01:01:33,495 --> 01:01:34,862 He's right out front at the front door. 1282 01:01:34,962 --> 01:01:36,432 What the hell, man? Where the fuck you been? 1283 01:01:36,532 --> 01:01:38,566 Yeah. Yeah, he's right-- Just everyone relax. 1284 01:01:38,666 --> 01:01:39,934 That's why I'm saying you have to just relax, 1285 01:01:40,034 --> 01:01:41,602 because of course he's gonna be here. 1286 01:01:41,702 --> 01:01:43,337 He's here. No, he's good. He's totally fine. 1287 01:01:43,439 --> 01:01:47,041 (crowd cheering) 1288 01:01:47,141 --> 01:01:52,947 ♪ 1289 01:01:53,047 --> 01:01:55,283 Okay, who's first? Who's first? 1290 01:01:55,384 --> 01:01:56,217 Okay. 1291 01:01:57,985 --> 01:01:58,619 Of course! 1292 01:02:00,154 --> 01:02:00,721 Oh, wow. 1293 01:02:02,524 --> 01:02:03,091 That is-- Wow. So fun. 1294 01:02:09,465 --> 01:02:09,964 Wow. Thank you so much. 1295 01:02:12,834 --> 01:02:13,668 Thank you very much. 1296 01:02:21,008 --> 01:02:21,742 (bleep) 1297 01:02:23,545 --> 01:02:25,012 Jay, Jay, Jay! You gotta remember! 1298 01:02:25,113 --> 01:02:26,582 - You're gonna rip my shirt. - Bird, Bird, Bird! 1299 01:02:26,681 --> 01:02:27,549 You gotta remember! Jay, you got to remember me! 1300 01:02:27,648 --> 01:02:28,349 - This isn't right! - Okay. Got it. 1301 01:02:28,450 --> 01:02:29,984 (Matt shouting) 1302 01:02:30,084 --> 01:02:31,652 Um, I'm gonna just run to the bathroom. 1303 01:02:31,752 --> 01:02:34,055 (Matt shouting distantly) 1304 01:02:34,155 --> 01:02:41,028 ♪ 1305 01:02:46,568 --> 01:02:47,301 (smashing) 1306 01:02:49,036 --> 01:02:49,837 (bleep) 1307 01:02:51,973 --> 01:02:52,907 (bleep) 1308 01:02:53,007 --> 01:02:59,847 ♪ 1309 01:03:08,423 --> 01:03:09,724 Who's your best friend? 1310 01:03:18,299 --> 01:03:19,601 It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. 1311 01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:21,002 It's all good. It's all good. 1312 01:03:21,102 --> 01:03:22,571 - It's all good. - Jay McCarrol, uh, 1313 01:03:22,670 --> 01:03:24,038 we're proud of you, man. We followed this journey 1314 01:03:24,138 --> 01:03:25,507 right from the very beginning. 1315 01:03:25,607 --> 01:03:27,909 A Roz and Mocha fan favourite as well. 1316 01:03:28,009 --> 01:03:29,810 Good luck on the tour. "Never Come Down" 1317 01:03:29,911 --> 01:03:31,513 is the re-release. Uh, people are excited. 1318 01:03:31,613 --> 01:03:32,947 You're still wearing that hat? 1319 01:03:33,047 --> 01:03:35,384 What? 1320 01:03:35,484 --> 01:03:39,287 (laughing) He's gained weight. 1321 01:03:39,388 --> 01:03:41,055 Mocha: We appreciate you. We're proud of you. 1322 01:03:41,155 --> 01:03:43,724 We love you. Thank you so much for visiting us. 1323 01:03:43,824 --> 01:03:45,359 You'll have to forgive my friend. He's a bit, uh... 1324 01:03:47,295 --> 01:03:49,130 ...mentally ill. 1325 01:03:49,230 --> 01:03:51,199 Mocha: Thank you so much for visiting us once again 1326 01:03:51,299 --> 01:03:52,900 and making time for us even at the status 1327 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,068 that you're at right now! 1328 01:03:54,168 --> 01:03:56,204 He's a bit fat. He's a bit buff. 1329 01:03:56,304 --> 01:03:58,540 He's my old friend, Matt. And we're-- 1330 01:03:58,640 --> 01:03:59,608 And we're really happy to see him. 1331 01:03:59,707 --> 01:04:02,578 (laughing) 1332 01:04:02,678 --> 01:04:04,345 I really hope that your life turned out the way you wanted. 1333 01:04:04,446 --> 01:04:06,047 Can we talk privately for just two minutes? 1334 01:04:06,147 --> 01:04:08,349 No. 1335 01:04:08,450 --> 01:04:09,551 Mocha: Thank you for always making time for us 1336 01:04:09,651 --> 01:04:11,252 on The Roz and Mocha Show. 1337 01:04:11,352 --> 01:04:12,753 About to embark on the biggest tour of his life, 1338 01:04:12,853 --> 01:04:14,155 Jay McCarrol, everybody. 1339 01:04:14,255 --> 01:04:16,057 - Man: Mr. McCarrol. - Jay: Yeah? 1340 01:04:16,157 --> 01:04:17,225 I got you in number three here. 1341 01:04:17,325 --> 01:04:19,026 Jay: 'Kay. 1342 01:04:19,126 --> 01:04:21,262 So, we got you equipped with in-motion satellite, 1343 01:04:21,362 --> 01:04:25,366 full leather interior, on-demand hot water, 1344 01:04:25,467 --> 01:04:26,468 memory foam mattress. 1345 01:04:28,202 --> 01:04:30,238 We got three TVs in here for ya. 1346 01:04:30,338 --> 01:04:32,608 Ceramic tile floor. 1347 01:04:32,708 --> 01:04:34,108 You even got your own code and doorbell. 1348 01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:35,377 - Like, this is way back. - Woman: Yeah. 1349 01:04:35,477 --> 01:04:36,844 We were opening for Peter Bjorn and John. 1350 01:04:36,944 --> 01:04:38,112 - Man: Hey, boss man. - How you doing? 1351 01:04:38,212 --> 01:04:41,849 And Drew Barrymore-- Yeah. Hey. 1352 01:04:41,949 --> 01:04:43,518 Drew Barrymore was there with-- 1353 01:04:43,619 --> 01:04:44,919 - Man: With Fab. - Woman: Oh, my God. 1354 01:04:45,019 --> 01:04:45,987 - Man: They were together. - Woman: That's crazy. 1355 01:04:46,087 --> 01:04:47,822 Man: Was it-- Or was it Justin Long? 1356 01:04:47,922 --> 01:04:49,424 Bearded man: No, no, no. No, no. It was Fab, 1357 01:04:49,524 --> 01:04:50,592 'cause I remember seeing her. 1358 01:04:50,692 --> 01:04:51,859 That moment, like, that is covered. 1359 01:04:51,959 --> 01:04:53,227 - Man: Fab's in there? - Yeah. 1360 01:04:53,327 --> 01:04:54,862 And then Luke Lalonde and Mitch Derosier come. 1361 01:04:54,962 --> 01:04:56,632 Woman: From-- They were there? 1362 01:04:56,732 --> 01:04:57,532 - Man: Not quite. - I get this room! 1363 01:05:00,502 --> 01:05:02,471 Man: Yeah. 1364 01:05:02,571 --> 01:05:04,439 - I mean, I really loved-- - Yeah. He produced it. 1365 01:05:04,539 --> 01:05:06,107 (group chattering) 1366 01:05:12,681 --> 01:05:14,583 (sighing) 1367 01:05:14,683 --> 01:05:15,816 ...really trying to wedge his way in 1368 01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:17,318 to be in The Rapture, 1369 01:05:17,419 --> 01:05:19,820 and they were like, "Yeah, man. No, no, no." 1370 01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:21,122 - Like a bit of a-- - Yes. 1371 01:05:21,222 --> 01:05:22,524 Woman: Mm-hm. I heard that. 1372 01:05:22,624 --> 01:05:24,058 Man: Yes. Kind of a Jay situation 1373 01:05:24,158 --> 01:05:25,460 where they're like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." 1374 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:28,563 And they're like-- But-- And then he does go off 1375 01:05:28,664 --> 01:05:29,531 and perform and do his own thing. 1376 01:05:29,631 --> 01:05:33,735 (chattering) 1377 01:05:33,834 --> 01:05:36,137 - Yes, yeah, and in the-- - He's in that, too? 1378 01:05:36,237 --> 01:05:38,239 - (clapping) - I had never 100 percent... 1379 01:05:38,339 --> 01:05:40,742 Jay: What's up? 1380 01:05:40,841 --> 01:05:43,044 We're going on tour! 1381 01:05:43,144 --> 01:05:44,879 You guys wanna hook up the N64? Big screen? 1382 01:05:46,415 --> 01:05:48,082 Um... 1383 01:05:48,182 --> 01:05:51,085 I don't know if it has the, uh... 1384 01:05:51,185 --> 01:05:53,254 Like, I don't know if it has that hookup. 1385 01:05:53,354 --> 01:05:55,724 Do we have a N64? 1386 01:05:55,823 --> 01:05:59,428 I'm sure we got a 64 hooked up. 1387 01:05:59,528 --> 01:06:00,928 I think if-- if you brought one I would play, sure. 1388 01:06:11,005 --> 01:06:11,872 I'm bugging you guys. 1389 01:06:13,908 --> 01:06:15,843 Woman: No. 1390 01:06:15,943 --> 01:06:18,946 I was just going to say about the, uh, the-- 1391 01:06:19,046 --> 01:06:21,182 towards the last part of the book, 1392 01:06:21,282 --> 01:06:24,118 James Murphy, yeah. Like, when listening-- 1393 01:06:24,218 --> 01:06:28,322 (conversation continues indistinctly) 1394 01:06:30,191 --> 01:06:34,362 (conversation continues indistinctly) 1395 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,771 No problem. What's that? 1396 01:06:42,870 --> 01:06:43,538 Bird's favourite game. 1397 01:06:45,741 --> 01:06:47,074 Let's have a little fun. 1398 01:06:48,943 --> 01:06:51,245 (clicking) 1399 01:06:51,345 --> 01:06:53,382 (conversation continues indistinctly) 1400 01:06:53,482 --> 01:06:55,282 Man: Yeah, but, like, 1401 01:06:55,384 --> 01:06:56,917 so many of these stories start with, like-- 1402 01:06:57,017 --> 01:06:58,319 You could say this for, like, Strokes or Interpol. 1403 01:06:58,420 --> 01:06:59,855 It's like, at the boarding school in Paris-- 1404 01:06:59,954 --> 01:07:00,856 You guys didn't tell me we had a gun. 1405 01:07:00,955 --> 01:07:01,989 - (gun fires) - (screaming) 1406 01:07:02,089 --> 01:07:03,825 Woman: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1407 01:07:03,924 --> 01:07:04,925 Fuck! 1408 01:07:06,193 --> 01:07:07,261 Help! 1409 01:07:07,361 --> 01:07:10,164 (sirens blaring) 1410 01:07:12,199 --> 01:07:14,870 Breaking news out of Toronto. 1411 01:07:14,969 --> 01:07:18,038 A shooting has occurred outside the home of Canadian rock star 1412 01:07:18,139 --> 01:07:19,875 Jay McCarrol, the incident occurring 1413 01:07:19,974 --> 01:07:22,109 on the eve of Jay's world tour. 1414 01:07:22,209 --> 01:07:24,945 Courtney Heels on the scene. What more can you tell us? 1415 01:07:25,045 --> 01:07:26,415 Good morning, Marcie. I can tell you there is 1416 01:07:26,515 --> 01:07:28,115 a pretty heavy police presence along this road. 1417 01:07:28,215 --> 01:07:29,885 This is Park Lane Circle. 1418 01:07:29,984 --> 01:07:31,787 It's the street that Jay lives on. 1419 01:07:31,887 --> 01:07:32,987 This is as close to the scene as we can get. 1420 01:07:33,087 --> 01:07:34,922 And as you reported, 1421 01:07:35,022 --> 01:07:37,826 there is a source confirming a man, an adult, 1422 01:07:37,925 --> 01:07:39,561 was rushed to hospital with serious injuries, 1423 01:07:39,661 --> 01:07:40,796 and they were still looking 1424 01:07:40,896 --> 01:07:44,231 for a suspect seen leaving the area. 1425 01:07:44,331 --> 01:07:46,435 Marcie: Let's take you live now to the Bridle Path area, 1426 01:07:46,535 --> 01:07:49,236 where police are updating their investigation 1427 01:07:49,336 --> 01:07:51,673 just outside Jay's home. Let's listen in live. 1428 01:07:51,773 --> 01:07:54,241 ...to be here today. 1429 01:07:54,341 --> 01:07:57,211 I know there's a lot of interest in this incident. 1430 01:07:57,311 --> 01:08:00,080 You can expect to see an increased presence 1431 01:08:00,181 --> 01:08:02,316 in this neighbourhood for the next little while, 1432 01:08:02,417 --> 01:08:03,585 but it's no different than any other shooting 1433 01:08:03,685 --> 01:08:05,252 or firearm discharge. 1434 01:08:05,352 --> 01:08:07,656 We'll have officers here looking for witnesses 1435 01:08:07,756 --> 01:08:10,792 to come forward, as well as be canvassing for video. 1436 01:08:10,892 --> 01:08:12,326 Police were called to a shooting... 1437 01:08:13,327 --> 01:08:14,995 (panting) 1438 01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:22,571 (helicopter whirring) 1439 01:08:24,806 --> 01:08:25,339 (siren wailing distantly) 1440 01:08:26,842 --> 01:08:28,610 I just need to go back 1441 01:08:28,710 --> 01:08:30,545 to when we first wrote on the whiteboard and... 1442 01:08:33,013 --> 01:08:33,981 ...then I can undo all this. 1443 01:08:35,082 --> 01:08:36,418 So, how... 1444 01:08:38,954 --> 01:08:40,321 How do we get back? 1445 01:08:40,422 --> 01:08:42,356 (chuckling) 1446 01:08:42,457 --> 01:08:43,758 I'm trapped in some kind of hell. 1447 01:08:43,859 --> 01:08:46,060 Maybe it's a dream. Possible, right? 1448 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:47,929 Which, Jared, are you? Who are you? 1449 01:08:48,028 --> 01:08:50,832 You came in with me, right? I can trust you. 1450 01:08:50,932 --> 01:08:51,666 But then what the-- who are you? Right? 1451 01:08:53,234 --> 01:08:55,135 Yeah, but this is-- 1452 01:08:55,236 --> 01:08:56,203 but you didn't come in the time machine with me. 1453 01:08:56,303 --> 01:08:58,072 So you might be working for them, 1454 01:08:58,172 --> 01:08:59,441 working for this other band, working for these guys. 1455 01:08:59,541 --> 01:09:01,041 See, if Jay were here, he'd be sitting there playing 1456 01:09:01,141 --> 01:09:02,744 the piano, and we would solve this! 1457 01:09:02,844 --> 01:09:03,778 We would come up with this. 1458 01:09:03,879 --> 01:09:04,779 - (knocking) - Aah! 1459 01:09:08,115 --> 01:09:09,149 I'll get it. 1460 01:09:12,888 --> 01:09:16,391 (wind gusting) 1461 01:09:16,491 --> 01:09:19,461 Hi. Matt. 1462 01:09:19,561 --> 01:09:22,029 I, uh-- I just wanted to come and apologize. 1463 01:09:22,129 --> 01:09:24,499 Um, you know what? My security went nuts, 1464 01:09:24,599 --> 01:09:27,602 and I felt bad about the way that felt in the room. 1465 01:09:27,702 --> 01:09:29,236 Uh-huh. 1466 01:09:29,336 --> 01:09:30,705 Anyway, I just wanted to say sorry. 1467 01:09:30,805 --> 01:09:31,907 Okay. 1468 01:09:32,007 --> 01:09:33,307 (chuckles) 1469 01:09:33,408 --> 01:09:34,141 Thanks. 1470 01:09:36,277 --> 01:09:40,180 Oh! Also, uh... 1471 01:09:40,281 --> 01:09:43,183 you said something that night about a time machine. 1472 01:09:43,284 --> 01:09:47,722 ♪ 1473 01:09:47,822 --> 01:09:50,257 Oh, this is great! Okay. 1474 01:09:50,357 --> 01:09:52,727 (siren sounding in distance) 1475 01:09:52,827 --> 01:09:55,362 - Jay? - (siren in distance) 1476 01:09:55,463 --> 01:09:56,464 Oh, you're looking at the-- Yeah, this is the house. 1477 01:09:59,366 --> 01:10:01,068 May be a bit more modest than you're used to. 1478 01:10:01,168 --> 01:10:02,537 Can we go? 1479 01:10:04,271 --> 01:10:06,942 Uh, right. So, my time machine 1480 01:10:07,042 --> 01:10:08,342 works off of a very specific fuel. 1481 01:10:08,443 --> 01:10:10,045 Yeah. 1482 01:10:10,144 --> 01:10:10,912 Do you know what Orbitz are? It's a-- 1483 01:10:11,012 --> 01:10:13,147 Yep. I know what they are. 1484 01:10:13,247 --> 01:10:14,449 Still, man, I got so much to tell you, but... 1485 01:10:14,549 --> 01:10:15,917 - Uh-huh. - (siren in distance) 1486 01:10:16,017 --> 01:10:16,418 Okay, so, I built a time machine! 1487 01:10:16,518 --> 01:10:18,053 Yes. 1488 01:10:18,152 --> 01:10:19,888 And I thought, wouldn't it be fun... 1489 01:10:19,988 --> 01:10:21,022 - Yeah? - just for the fun of it... 1490 01:10:21,121 --> 01:10:22,424 Just for the fun, yeah. 1491 01:10:22,524 --> 01:10:23,825 ...we go in it and we go back-- 1492 01:10:23,925 --> 01:10:24,726 Pick a date. 1493 01:10:27,127 --> 01:10:30,699 Oh, 2008. 1494 01:10:30,799 --> 01:10:33,635 Okay. And if you wanted to, like, you could go... 1495 01:10:33,735 --> 01:10:36,270 - You can go anywhere. - ...two days ago. 1496 01:10:36,370 --> 01:10:38,339 Two days ago? Why would you-- What do you mean? Why go back? 1497 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:40,075 I spilled some wine on my pants. 1498 01:10:40,174 --> 01:10:41,509 You're saying, uh, hypothetically? 1499 01:10:41,610 --> 01:10:43,177 - Hypothetically. - Two day-- No problem. 1500 01:10:43,277 --> 01:10:44,345 Why would you go back two-- 1501 01:10:44,446 --> 01:10:46,581 - I don't understand. - Okay. 1502 01:10:46,681 --> 01:10:49,050 Talking about a time machine. We could go visit 2008, Obama. 1503 01:10:49,149 --> 01:10:51,086 - Obamna! - Yes. 1504 01:10:51,185 --> 01:10:52,887 The only problem is, I don't have fuel. 1505 01:10:52,988 --> 01:10:54,990 There's no, uh, fuel. 1506 01:10:55,090 --> 01:10:57,191 (stammering) Well-- And why Orbitz? 1507 01:10:57,291 --> 01:10:58,292 Let's get a little, uh, beat going. 1508 01:10:58,393 --> 01:11:00,428 (playing steady beat) 1509 01:11:00,528 --> 01:11:02,831 What makes Orbitz powerful? 1510 01:11:02,931 --> 01:11:04,966 What's the magic in Orbitz? What's the-- what's the-- 1511 01:11:05,066 --> 01:11:07,002 what's the special soul of an Orbitz? 1512 01:11:07,102 --> 01:11:08,202 - (beat stopping) - Jay: I don't know. 1513 01:11:08,302 --> 01:11:10,438 - The ingredients. - Oh! 1514 01:11:10,538 --> 01:11:12,172 - (playing steady beat) - Maybe there's an ingredient 1515 01:11:12,272 --> 01:11:13,908 inside the Orbitz that we can use. This is-- 1516 01:11:14,009 --> 01:11:16,143 Sugar? Cane sugar? 1517 01:11:16,243 --> 01:11:18,546 Both: Gelatin. 1518 01:11:18,647 --> 01:11:21,983 This is sounding very, uh, like, safe, 1519 01:11:22,083 --> 01:11:25,654 non-swearing rap from the '80s. 1520 01:11:25,754 --> 01:11:27,354 - Yeah. - And I'm up there with a mic, 1521 01:11:27,455 --> 01:11:28,523 teaching people the alphabet. 1522 01:11:30,125 --> 01:11:32,661 ♪ You got your A, your B ♪ 1523 01:11:32,761 --> 01:11:33,928 - ♪ Your C ♪ - (playing hip hop beat) 1524 01:11:34,029 --> 01:11:37,399 ♪ Your D, E, F ♪ 1525 01:11:37,499 --> 01:11:40,300 ♪ And don't forget G ♪ 1526 01:11:40,402 --> 01:11:42,737 And that's a huge, fat Black guy. 1527 01:11:42,837 --> 01:11:45,305 Bill Cosby's walking around. 1528 01:11:45,407 --> 01:11:47,909 (as Cosby) ♪ If you wanna learn the alphabet ♪ 1529 01:11:48,009 --> 01:11:49,678 ♪ Here's what you get ♪ 1530 01:11:49,778 --> 01:11:53,313 ♪ You get A, B, C ♪ 1531 01:11:53,415 --> 01:11:55,182 (normal voice) Okay, and-- and the secret message 1532 01:11:55,282 --> 01:11:57,251 of so many of those things was-- 1533 01:11:57,351 --> 01:11:58,820 Okay, so, what are-- What's-- what's in the Orbitz? 1534 01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:02,390 Uh... we know there's an ingredient in Orbitz, 1535 01:12:02,490 --> 01:12:04,125 and it's not a normal ingredient. 1536 01:12:04,224 --> 01:12:06,293 The-- The bottle is smashed. 1537 01:12:06,394 --> 01:12:08,362 There's a list of ingredients on it. 1538 01:12:08,463 --> 01:12:09,764 - Oh, yes, smashed the bottle. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1539 01:12:09,864 --> 01:12:11,566 I'm trying to picture. Like, I remember I was here, 1540 01:12:11,666 --> 01:12:14,002 and I had the bottle, I picked it up, 1541 01:12:14,102 --> 01:12:16,504 I looked at the back... 1542 01:12:16,604 --> 01:12:17,772 I'm seeing right now, you know what the slogan of this is? 1543 01:12:17,872 --> 01:12:19,407 What? 1544 01:12:19,507 --> 01:12:20,408 "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 1545 01:12:22,510 --> 01:12:24,746 It's a pile of (bleep) in every bottle. 1546 01:12:24,846 --> 01:12:26,881 Those drinks suck! 1547 01:12:26,981 --> 01:12:29,316 "A bolt of lightning in"-- No, what does it say? 1548 01:12:29,417 --> 01:12:31,086 - A what? What? - That's just the tagline 1549 01:12:31,186 --> 01:12:32,887 that it says on it. "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 1550 01:12:32,987 --> 01:12:34,789 "A bolt of lightning in every bottle. A bolt..." 1551 01:12:34,889 --> 01:12:36,458 No, no, that's just-- that's just like, marketing, though. 1552 01:12:36,558 --> 01:12:37,959 - Yeah, but what if it's not? - But it can't be 1553 01:12:38,059 --> 01:12:39,994 in a liquid bottle. 1554 01:12:40,095 --> 01:12:43,765 How do we know? Two days ago, time travel wasn't real! 1555 01:12:43,865 --> 01:12:46,134 Then I pour a juice on it, and it works! 1556 01:12:46,233 --> 01:12:47,769 We at least try it! 1557 01:12:47,869 --> 01:12:49,404 We just need to find a way to get lightning 1558 01:12:49,504 --> 01:12:52,272 to strike the time machine. 1559 01:12:52,372 --> 01:12:53,273 If only we knew when lightning was gonna hit the... 1560 01:12:54,976 --> 01:12:55,510 Do you know what time it is? 1561 01:12:57,011 --> 01:12:58,546 (thunder crashing) 1562 01:12:58,646 --> 01:13:00,215 I know when lightning's gonna hit the CN Tower! 1563 01:13:00,314 --> 01:13:02,684 Oh, right! 1564 01:13:02,784 --> 01:13:04,686 What do you mean, "Oh, right?" What are you talking about, 1565 01:13:04,786 --> 01:13:06,320 "Oh, right?" How would you know? 1566 01:13:06,421 --> 01:13:08,456 That was a different version of you. 1567 01:13:08,556 --> 01:13:09,724 This hadn't even happened yet. 1568 01:13:09,824 --> 01:13:11,358 I mean, oh, great. 1569 01:13:11,459 --> 01:13:12,627 Did you say, "Oh, great" or "Oh, right"? 1570 01:13:12,727 --> 01:13:14,095 - I said, "Oh, great." - Or did you say, 1571 01:13:14,195 --> 01:13:15,463 "Great Scott!"? Is that what you said? 1572 01:13:15,563 --> 01:13:17,665 - Yes. - (as Doc Brown) Great Scott! 1573 01:13:17,766 --> 01:13:18,900 This is really all coming together. 1574 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,267 - Right. - This is just like 1575 01:13:20,367 --> 01:13:21,770 Back to the Future. This is insane. 1576 01:13:21,870 --> 01:13:24,304 There would be all the... (imitating theme) 1577 01:13:24,405 --> 01:13:26,441 No, no. You can't do that. That's very copywritten. 1578 01:13:26,541 --> 01:13:28,943 Well, if you could just go... (imitating theme) 1579 01:13:29,043 --> 01:13:31,613 (both imitating theme) 1580 01:13:34,816 --> 01:13:38,186 This is going to be a copyright nightmare. 1581 01:13:38,285 --> 01:13:39,954 Like, if you're watching this in theaters, 1582 01:13:40,054 --> 01:13:41,823 thank your lucky stars because 1583 01:13:41,923 --> 01:13:43,825 this is gonna be the only screening of this ever. 1584 01:13:43,925 --> 01:13:46,293 - (drumroll) - (as Doc) 10,000 gigawatts! 1585 01:13:46,394 --> 01:13:48,096 - (drum sounding) - Dr. Emmett Brown! 1586 01:13:48,196 --> 01:13:49,497 - (drum sounding) - Come on! 1587 01:13:49,597 --> 01:13:50,330 (Back to the Future theme playing) 1588 01:13:50,431 --> 01:13:54,235 (tense music playing) 1589 01:13:54,334 --> 01:13:57,005 (people chattering) 1590 01:13:57,105 --> 01:13:58,406 (someone shouting) 1591 01:14:01,176 --> 01:14:02,342 Look, there's Spider-Man. 1592 01:14:02,443 --> 01:14:04,813 (people chattering) 1593 01:14:04,913 --> 01:14:06,481 (car horns honking) 1594 01:14:08,383 --> 01:14:11,452 Whoa, this is tripping me out. 1595 01:14:11,553 --> 01:14:14,656 Okay, so, I gotta-- I'm gonna run around there. 1596 01:14:14,756 --> 01:14:17,859 You wait, and I'll chuck the rope down. 1597 01:14:17,959 --> 01:14:20,128 Holy shit, this is crazy. 1598 01:14:20,228 --> 01:14:20,895 I remember you. 1599 01:14:24,132 --> 01:14:24,666 Oh, right, we never met before. 1600 01:14:26,701 --> 01:14:28,436 Yeah, okay, sorry. (chuckling nervously) 1601 01:14:28,536 --> 01:14:29,704 Yeah, right, right, right, never mind. 1602 01:14:29,804 --> 01:14:31,506 Okay, okay. I'll see you soon. 1603 01:14:31,606 --> 01:14:37,846 ♪ 1604 01:14:37,946 --> 01:14:38,613 How you doing? 1605 01:14:46,221 --> 01:14:48,256 Hi, no. Sorry. I don't-- 1606 01:14:48,355 --> 01:14:48,990 I'm not actually him. I just look like him. 1607 01:14:52,493 --> 01:14:53,428 (grunting) 1608 01:14:56,264 --> 01:14:57,232 Jared, are you fucking dying? 1609 01:14:57,332 --> 01:15:01,368 Jared: Yeah. (panting) 1610 01:15:01,469 --> 01:15:03,771 - (walkie-talkie beeps) - Are you there? 1611 01:15:03,872 --> 01:15:05,874 Matt: Yep. I'm still climbing, Bird. 1612 01:15:05,974 --> 01:15:07,609 - (walkie-talkie beeps) - You're still climbing? 1613 01:15:07,709 --> 01:15:08,109 - Matt: Yes. - (walkie-talkie beeps) 1614 01:15:08,209 --> 01:15:09,043 Still? 1615 01:15:11,212 --> 01:15:12,080 (straining) 1616 01:15:15,483 --> 01:15:16,851 (exhaling sharply) 1617 01:15:16,951 --> 01:15:21,222 (straining) 1618 01:15:21,322 --> 01:15:23,157 (wind howling) 1619 01:15:25,493 --> 01:15:26,761 Oh, my God. 1620 01:15:26,861 --> 01:15:27,829 (wind howling) 1621 01:15:31,432 --> 01:15:32,834 (straining) 1622 01:15:32,934 --> 01:15:33,635 Holy fuck! 1623 01:15:37,672 --> 01:15:39,007 (walkie-talkie beeps) 1624 01:15:39,107 --> 01:15:42,443 Jay, we made it to the top! 1625 01:15:42,543 --> 01:15:44,512 You've got to clear the way. Otherwise, 1626 01:15:44,612 --> 01:15:46,648 the rope is going to demolish whoever it hits. 1627 01:15:46,748 --> 01:15:47,515 (chuckling nervously) How you doing? 1628 01:15:48,716 --> 01:15:49,117 Good. 1629 01:15:51,586 --> 01:15:53,021 Uh, yeah, my friend is just up there. 1630 01:15:56,691 --> 01:15:57,125 Yes. 1631 01:15:59,994 --> 01:16:01,195 Come on. 1632 01:16:01,296 --> 01:16:03,498 (wind howling) 1633 01:16:18,813 --> 01:16:21,582 Sorry. You guys might just want to move out of the way. 1634 01:16:21,683 --> 01:16:22,483 - (walkie-talkie beeps) - Yeah, drop it whenever! 1635 01:16:25,119 --> 01:16:25,853 (grunting) 1636 01:16:27,121 --> 01:16:27,956 Whoa. 1637 01:16:34,996 --> 01:16:35,964 - (thudding) - (people gasping) 1638 01:16:36,064 --> 01:16:37,098 Jay: Whew. Huh. 1639 01:16:40,168 --> 01:16:41,202 - (walkie-talkie beeps) - Okay, I got it! 1640 01:16:41,302 --> 01:16:42,003 (chuckling) 1641 01:16:45,206 --> 01:16:45,907 Where's the knot? 1642 01:16:47,976 --> 01:16:48,776 Got it. 1643 01:16:52,414 --> 01:16:53,748 - (walkie-talkie beeps) - Okay, Matt. 1644 01:16:53,848 --> 01:16:54,749 It's all hooked up! You can pull it up now! 1645 01:16:54,849 --> 01:17:01,990 ♪ 1646 01:17:02,090 --> 01:17:03,891 - (walkie-talkie beeps) - All right, there she goes! 1647 01:17:03,992 --> 01:17:04,525 (Jay chuckling) 1648 01:17:07,396 --> 01:17:08,696 It's not exactly inconspicuous. 1649 01:17:08,796 --> 01:17:15,636 ♪ 1650 01:17:33,755 --> 01:17:35,923 Uh, it's-- it's just-- um... 1651 01:17:38,626 --> 01:17:41,463 Well... this is actually kind of hard to explain. 1652 01:17:41,562 --> 01:17:44,466 (chuckling nervously) Um... 1653 01:17:44,599 --> 01:17:45,733 You see, my friend's part of, uh, 1654 01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:47,135 a chef, uh, situation or something. 1655 01:17:51,072 --> 01:17:52,206 (clicking) 1656 01:17:54,909 --> 01:17:55,943 I got a chef excuse going, but it's not gonna last. 1657 01:18:03,885 --> 01:18:05,186 Okay. 1658 01:18:05,286 --> 01:18:05,953 Okay, we're coming down! 1659 01:18:07,855 --> 01:18:09,757 (Chicago's "Old Days" playing) 1660 01:18:20,301 --> 01:18:22,837 ♪ Old days ♪ 1661 01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:28,076 ♪ Good times I remember ♪ 1662 01:18:28,176 --> 01:18:30,678 ♪ Fun days ♪ 1663 01:18:32,381 --> 01:18:34,782 ♪ Filled with simple pleasure ♪ 1664 01:18:37,185 --> 01:18:38,820 ♪ Drive-in movies ♪ 1665 01:18:40,988 --> 01:18:44,526 ♪ Comic books and blue jeans ♪ 1666 01:18:44,625 --> 01:18:46,294 ♪ Howdy Doody ♪ 1667 01:18:48,863 --> 01:18:51,433 ♪ Baseball cards and birthdays ♪ 1668 01:18:51,533 --> 01:18:52,667 ♪ Take me back ♪ 1669 01:18:54,836 --> 01:18:56,604 ♪ To the world gone away ♪ 1670 01:18:59,441 --> 01:19:00,908 ♪ Memories ♪ 1671 01:19:02,677 --> 01:19:04,145 ♪ Seem like yesterday ♪ 1672 01:19:04,245 --> 01:19:11,085 ♪ 1673 01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:21,129 (clanging) 1674 01:19:21,229 --> 01:19:22,830 Jay: Here. 1675 01:19:22,930 --> 01:19:24,198 Well, I don't know-- I don't... 1676 01:19:24,298 --> 01:19:25,601 Just get it open! 1677 01:19:25,700 --> 01:19:27,735 (chuckling nervously) Uh... 1678 01:19:30,506 --> 01:19:34,041 Oh, yes! Okay. 1679 01:19:34,142 --> 01:19:37,879 - It's like flying a kite. - So, plug that in. Whoo! 1680 01:19:37,979 --> 01:19:39,113 Jay: Do we have to, like, hot-wire this or something? 1681 01:19:39,213 --> 01:19:40,449 Matt: No, no, you just plug it in, like that. 1682 01:19:40,549 --> 01:19:41,849 Just plug it into the thing. 1683 01:19:41,949 --> 01:19:43,951 - (car horn honking) - (chuckles) Jam it in. 1684 01:19:44,051 --> 01:19:44,785 (grunting) 1685 01:19:47,422 --> 01:19:48,289 - (chiming) - Jay: Come on. 1686 01:19:48,390 --> 01:19:49,558 - (chiming) - Yes! 1687 01:19:49,657 --> 01:19:52,026 Yeah! (laughing) 1688 01:19:52,126 --> 01:19:54,061 Ooh, careful. 1689 01:19:54,162 --> 01:19:54,862 - Sort of close this. - We just... 1690 01:20:01,235 --> 01:20:03,838 - Yeah, that's good. Right? - Yeah. 1691 01:20:03,938 --> 01:20:04,972 Excuse me. Are you going to be here for a while? 1692 01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:08,209 Would you do me a favour and make sure nobody 1693 01:20:08,309 --> 01:20:09,578 comes up to this while we're gone and unplugs it 1694 01:20:09,677 --> 01:20:10,244 or anything like that? 1695 01:20:12,514 --> 01:20:14,650 Like, uh... 1696 01:20:14,749 --> 01:20:16,017 Lightning hits at 9:03. Like, maybe 30 minutes. 1697 01:20:18,686 --> 01:20:19,921 Thank you. Okay. 1698 01:20:20,021 --> 01:20:20,522 - Okay, let's go. - Great. Okay. 1699 01:20:20,622 --> 01:20:27,462 ♪ 1700 01:20:36,471 --> 01:20:38,674 Thirteen minutes. 1701 01:20:38,773 --> 01:20:41,510 How does this thing work? Like, how do you set it? 1702 01:20:41,610 --> 01:20:43,244 You type in the date. You want to see how it works? 1703 01:20:43,344 --> 01:20:44,845 - Yeah, show me. - You type in-- Watch. 1704 01:20:44,946 --> 01:20:47,516 Okay, so, look. Month, day, year, time. 1705 01:20:47,616 --> 01:20:48,916 So, the month is, yeah, 1706 01:20:49,016 --> 01:20:50,652 we'll say... September. 1707 01:20:50,751 --> 01:20:52,688 So, nine, and the day. 1708 01:20:52,787 --> 01:20:54,355 Ah, let's say September 26th. Why not? 1709 01:20:54,456 --> 01:20:56,958 And then randomly 2008. 1710 01:20:57,058 --> 01:20:58,793 And then we'll say 10 in the morning, 1711 01:20:58,893 --> 01:21:01,362 just so that I've got lots of time. 1712 01:21:01,463 --> 01:21:03,864 There. See? 2008. It's gonna be like the end 1713 01:21:03,965 --> 01:21:05,099 of Back to the Future, but without any of the drama. 1714 01:21:05,199 --> 01:21:07,068 - (alarm sounding) - Oh! 1715 01:21:07,168 --> 01:21:08,769 8:50, okay, it's go time! 1716 01:21:08,869 --> 01:21:09,804 Okay! (grunting) 1717 01:21:13,575 --> 01:21:14,308 (grunting) 1718 01:21:18,714 --> 01:21:19,448 (straining) 1719 01:21:23,685 --> 01:21:24,453 (grunting) 1720 01:21:26,655 --> 01:21:28,356 Okay. 1721 01:21:28,457 --> 01:21:29,957 (grunting) 1722 01:21:30,057 --> 01:21:32,427 How you guys doing? 1723 01:21:32,527 --> 01:21:34,262 It's, uh-- it's to catch the streetcar electricity. 1724 01:21:37,898 --> 01:21:39,200 Well, it's a one-time-only thing. 1725 01:21:39,300 --> 01:21:41,102 (metal creaking) 1726 01:21:41,202 --> 01:21:42,036 Oh, God! 1727 01:21:42,136 --> 01:21:48,976 ♪ 1728 01:21:54,449 --> 01:21:59,053 (horns honking) 1729 01:22:07,128 --> 01:22:08,296 You guys know what I'm doing, right? 1730 01:22:08,397 --> 01:22:09,498 (time machine chiming) 1731 01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:12,900 What the hell? 1732 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,102 I'm like Teen Wolf a little bit, right? 1733 01:22:16,471 --> 01:22:17,138 Jay: Matt! 1734 01:22:18,740 --> 01:22:19,574 We got a problem. 1735 01:22:19,675 --> 01:22:20,776 What? 1736 01:22:20,875 --> 01:22:23,545 (horns honking) 1737 01:22:23,645 --> 01:22:25,614 What-- What is it? 1738 01:22:25,714 --> 01:22:28,015 Jay: Look! It got disconnected from the top of the tower! 1739 01:22:30,851 --> 01:22:31,819 Oh, Matt, you didn't hook it up right! 1740 01:22:31,919 --> 01:22:33,220 (horns honking) 1741 01:22:33,321 --> 01:22:34,790 (Matt grunting) 1742 01:22:34,889 --> 01:22:36,491 Uh-- uh-- 1743 01:22:36,591 --> 01:22:38,493 Okay, I'll be right back. 1744 01:22:38,593 --> 01:22:39,994 I think-- Hey, where you going? 1745 01:22:40,094 --> 01:22:41,329 Matt, where you going? 1746 01:22:41,430 --> 01:22:42,196 Matt! 1747 01:22:44,533 --> 01:22:45,866 Matt! Matt! 1748 01:22:47,469 --> 01:22:48,969 (bleep) Uh, (bleep). 1749 01:22:49,070 --> 01:22:55,843 ♪ 1750 01:22:59,347 --> 01:22:59,980 What? 1751 01:23:03,317 --> 01:23:04,352 No. No, no, no, no, it's good. 1752 01:23:04,453 --> 01:23:05,219 (news fanfare plays) 1753 01:23:09,691 --> 01:23:11,393 Anchor: Tonight, we dive into the story that has captivated 1754 01:23:11,493 --> 01:23:14,796 the city of Toronto over the last 24 hours. 1755 01:23:14,895 --> 01:23:16,698 A shooting occurred in the tour bus 1756 01:23:16,798 --> 01:23:18,065 parked outside of the home 1757 01:23:18,165 --> 01:23:21,168 of Canadian rock star Jay McCarrol. 1758 01:23:21,268 --> 01:23:23,003 In the first major update of this case, 1759 01:23:23,104 --> 01:23:24,506 police are now reporting the shooter 1760 01:23:24,606 --> 01:23:26,941 is none other than Jay McCarrol himself. 1761 01:23:27,041 --> 01:23:28,410 Reporter: That's right, Marci. He was last spotted 1762 01:23:28,510 --> 01:23:30,978 leaving the area just outside of his mansion. 1763 01:23:31,078 --> 01:23:32,947 His current whereabouts are unknown, 1764 01:23:33,047 --> 01:23:35,316 but police believe he may still be in the city. 1765 01:23:35,417 --> 01:23:37,218 Police are urging the public to report 1766 01:23:37,318 --> 01:23:39,454 any sightings of the rock star 1767 01:23:39,554 --> 01:23:42,557 while also cautioning them to keep their distance, 1768 01:23:42,657 --> 01:23:45,427 as he considered to be armed and dangerous. 1769 01:23:45,527 --> 01:23:47,462 The motive of the shooting is still unclear, 1770 01:23:47,562 --> 01:23:50,030 but witnesses report strange behaviour from Jay 1771 01:23:50,131 --> 01:23:52,567 starting when he entered his tour bus that day. 1772 01:23:52,667 --> 01:23:55,069 - Oh. - (siren wailing) 1773 01:23:55,169 --> 01:23:58,105 (news fanfare playing) 1774 01:23:58,205 --> 01:24:01,041 Marci: We have breaking news out of downtown Toronto. 1775 01:24:01,142 --> 01:24:03,911 A man has been spotted on the tip of the CN Tower. 1776 01:24:04,011 --> 01:24:06,748 CP24's news chopper is on the scene 1777 01:24:06,848 --> 01:24:09,150 with a live look at the action. 1778 01:24:09,250 --> 01:24:10,251 Brad, tell us what you're seeing. 1779 01:24:10,351 --> 01:24:11,952 What exactly is this man doing? 1780 01:24:14,288 --> 01:24:15,590 Brad: ...exactly what this man... 1781 01:24:15,690 --> 01:24:21,396 ♪ 1782 01:24:26,535 --> 01:24:28,135 Oh! Okay. 1783 01:24:29,871 --> 01:24:31,807 I got it! 1784 01:24:31,907 --> 01:24:34,308 Brad: It looks like an extension cord 1785 01:24:34,409 --> 01:24:36,878 stretching all the way from the top of the tower 1786 01:24:36,977 --> 01:24:38,112 down to street level. 1787 01:24:38,212 --> 01:24:45,052 ♪ 1788 01:24:58,867 --> 01:25:01,503 Okay! (laughing) 1789 01:25:03,137 --> 01:25:04,305 (chopper whirring) 1790 01:25:10,612 --> 01:25:13,147 (chiming) 1791 01:25:15,550 --> 01:25:17,351 Matt, you did it! 1792 01:25:17,452 --> 01:25:19,286 It's all green! 1793 01:25:19,387 --> 01:25:21,121 Okay, good, I'm coming down! 1794 01:25:21,222 --> 01:25:21,756 (downscale chiming) 1795 01:25:24,459 --> 01:25:26,561 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What'd you do? 1796 01:25:26,661 --> 01:25:27,995 Matt: I just plugged it in! What do you mean? 1797 01:25:28,095 --> 01:25:30,231 No, it's red now! It's red on the street. 1798 01:25:30,331 --> 01:25:30,832 Matt: On the street? 1799 01:25:30,932 --> 01:25:37,304 ♪ 1800 01:25:37,405 --> 01:25:38,406 You (bleep) moron, you ripped the cable out! 1801 01:25:39,875 --> 01:25:40,775 Oh, no! 1802 01:25:43,778 --> 01:25:44,713 Oh... 1803 01:25:48,884 --> 01:25:50,117 Matt, we are (bleep)! 1804 01:25:50,217 --> 01:25:51,151 Matt: I'm sorry! 1805 01:25:51,252 --> 01:25:53,220 Jay, I'm sorry! 1806 01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:55,322 Jay: I have something figured out. 1807 01:25:55,423 --> 01:25:57,425 That I fell for another one of your stupid plans! 1808 01:26:03,465 --> 01:26:04,699 No! 1809 01:26:07,669 --> 01:26:08,403 Oh, Matt! 1810 01:26:10,371 --> 01:26:11,439 Oh, God! 1811 01:26:14,743 --> 01:26:17,278 Oh! Yeah! 1812 01:26:18,747 --> 01:26:20,782 (laughing) 1813 01:26:20,882 --> 01:26:22,182 Oh, my God! 1814 01:26:24,051 --> 01:26:25,052 Yeah! 1815 01:26:26,821 --> 01:26:28,456 Yeah! (laughing) 1816 01:26:28,557 --> 01:26:35,362 ♪ 1817 01:26:38,867 --> 01:26:40,001 (tires screeching, horns honking) 1818 01:26:40,100 --> 01:26:40,769 (slamming door) 1819 01:26:42,671 --> 01:26:43,405 (starting RV) 1820 01:26:45,306 --> 01:26:46,340 (tires screeching) 1821 01:26:46,441 --> 01:26:53,280 ♪ 1822 01:27:00,855 --> 01:27:02,624 (thudding on roof) 1823 01:27:02,724 --> 01:27:05,125 TTC Voice: Next stop King Street West. 1824 01:27:05,225 --> 01:27:06,795 (door chiming) 1825 01:27:06,895 --> 01:27:07,662 (thudding) 1826 01:27:07,762 --> 01:27:14,803 ♪ 1827 01:27:14,903 --> 01:27:16,805 - (door chiming) - Man: Holy shit. 1828 01:27:16,905 --> 01:27:17,505 - (thudding) - (Matt grunting) 1829 01:27:22,209 --> 01:27:23,678 Excuse me! Sorry! 1830 01:27:23,778 --> 01:27:27,114 (horns honking) 1831 01:27:27,214 --> 01:27:28,516 (tires screeching, horn honking) 1832 01:27:28,617 --> 01:27:29,417 Okay. 1833 01:27:29,517 --> 01:27:36,357 ♪ 1834 01:27:39,293 --> 01:27:40,762 (siren wailing) 1835 01:27:40,862 --> 01:27:42,464 Oh, (bleep). 1836 01:27:42,564 --> 01:27:44,466 - (siren wailing) - Oh, (bleep)! 1837 01:27:48,069 --> 01:27:48,937 (bleep) 1838 01:27:49,037 --> 01:27:55,877 ♪ 1839 01:27:58,278 --> 01:27:59,547 (grunting) Oh... 1840 01:28:03,051 --> 01:28:04,151 - (grunting) - (horns honking) 1841 01:28:04,251 --> 01:28:05,787 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 1842 01:28:05,887 --> 01:28:07,254 (horns honking) 1843 01:28:11,092 --> 01:28:12,326 Oh! What the fuck? 1844 01:28:16,931 --> 01:28:19,067 (Matt grunting) 1845 01:28:19,199 --> 01:28:20,502 (fabric tearing) 1846 01:28:20,602 --> 01:28:21,903 (straining) 1847 01:28:22,003 --> 01:28:22,804 Oh, my God! 1848 01:28:24,706 --> 01:28:26,141 How do I do this? 1849 01:28:26,240 --> 01:28:30,979 (siren wailing) 1850 01:28:31,079 --> 01:28:38,218 ♪ 1851 01:28:38,318 --> 01:28:40,822 - Oh! - (sirens wailing) 1852 01:28:40,922 --> 01:28:41,823 Matt, what's going on, buddy? 1853 01:28:41,923 --> 01:28:45,927 (sirens wailing) 1854 01:28:47,294 --> 01:28:49,296 (straining) 1855 01:28:49,397 --> 01:28:50,297 You wanna-- Do you wanna help me? 1856 01:28:52,667 --> 01:28:53,300 Matt: I said-- Oh, you not from Toronto? 1857 01:29:00,240 --> 01:29:01,241 Welcome to Toronto. How you doing? 1858 01:29:01,341 --> 01:29:02,342 That's the CN Tower up there. 1859 01:29:04,746 --> 01:29:06,514 Uh, so, I'm trying to get my cable plugged in here, 1860 01:29:06,614 --> 01:29:07,549 but I can't, uh... Do you wanna hold 1861 01:29:07,649 --> 01:29:08,683 my walkie-talkie for me for a second? 1862 01:29:10,350 --> 01:29:12,387 Come on! You motherfucker. 1863 01:29:12,487 --> 01:29:13,755 Jay: Matt, what's going on with that cable? 1864 01:29:13,855 --> 01:29:15,457 Jesus... Can you press the return key? 1865 01:29:18,893 --> 01:29:21,228 Bird, we have a problem, but I'm gonna fix it. 1866 01:29:23,098 --> 01:29:24,866 (chuckling) This is funny to you? 1867 01:29:24,966 --> 01:29:26,167 'Cause, like, my whole life is riding on this. 1868 01:29:26,300 --> 01:29:27,135 (both laughing) 1869 01:29:27,234 --> 01:29:31,039 (sirens wailing) 1870 01:29:31,139 --> 01:29:36,276 ♪ 1871 01:29:36,376 --> 01:29:38,847 Pull over! 1872 01:29:38,947 --> 01:29:40,415 Oh, (bleep)! 1873 01:29:40,515 --> 01:29:43,118 - Pull over now! - Jay: No! 1874 01:29:43,218 --> 01:29:43,718 Officer: Pull over your vehicle-- 1875 01:29:43,818 --> 01:29:44,886 No! 1876 01:29:44,986 --> 01:29:47,254 (grunting) 1877 01:29:49,758 --> 01:29:56,564 ♪ 1878 01:30:08,143 --> 01:30:09,878 - Hypothetically... - Right. 1879 01:30:09,978 --> 01:30:13,181 If I wanted to go back... 1880 01:30:13,280 --> 01:30:15,216 two days...? 1881 01:30:15,315 --> 01:30:16,551 Two days ago? Why would you go-- 1882 01:30:16,651 --> 01:30:18,352 What do you mean? Why would you go back? 1883 01:30:18,453 --> 01:30:20,320 I spilled some wine on my pants. 1884 01:30:20,421 --> 01:30:23,158 Or maybe I... 1885 01:30:23,258 --> 01:30:25,059 killed someone. 1886 01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:26,060 (siren wailing) 1887 01:30:26,161 --> 01:30:27,996 (wind gusting) 1888 01:30:28,096 --> 01:30:30,231 (siren wailing) 1889 01:30:30,330 --> 01:30:31,566 - (walkie-talkie beeps) - Jay: Hey, Matt. 1890 01:30:31,666 --> 01:30:33,434 Uh, everything's going good back here. 1891 01:30:33,535 --> 01:30:35,970 You haven't missed much. (chuckling) 1892 01:30:36,070 --> 01:30:37,539 I'm still at the spot, just waiting for you. 1893 01:30:37,639 --> 01:30:40,675 - (siren wailing) - Uh, just wondering 1894 01:30:40,775 --> 01:30:44,712 the ETA on that cable connection. 1895 01:30:44,813 --> 01:30:47,182 Uh, just plug it in, and then you come back here, 1896 01:30:47,282 --> 01:30:48,516 and I'll be waiting here for you. 1897 01:30:52,520 --> 01:30:54,722 Matt: Oh, it would be like in a movie, 1898 01:30:54,823 --> 01:30:56,691 like, where the electricity goes right through my body. 1899 01:30:56,791 --> 01:30:58,693 - Yeah. - And I turn into a skeleton. 1900 01:30:58,793 --> 01:31:00,728 (wind blowing) 1901 01:31:00,829 --> 01:31:07,669 ♪ 1902 01:31:11,072 --> 01:31:14,309 (siren wailing) 1903 01:31:14,409 --> 01:31:15,443 (chiming) 1904 01:31:15,543 --> 01:31:17,712 (siren wailing) 1905 01:31:17,812 --> 01:31:20,815 Oh! Oh, yeah! 1906 01:31:20,915 --> 01:31:22,250 Woo-hoo-hoo! 1907 01:31:22,349 --> 01:31:25,119 (engine roaring) 1908 01:31:25,220 --> 01:31:26,888 (sirens wailing) 1909 01:31:26,988 --> 01:31:32,827 ♪ 1910 01:31:34,829 --> 01:31:36,497 (engine roaring) 1911 01:31:36,598 --> 01:31:43,404 ♪ 1912 01:31:58,219 --> 01:32:05,059 ♪ 1913 01:32:07,629 --> 01:32:09,297 (alarm ringing) 1914 01:32:09,397 --> 01:32:11,032 (lightning crashing) 1915 01:32:11,132 --> 01:32:12,166 (sirens sounding) 1916 01:32:12,267 --> 01:32:14,836 (electricity zapping) 1917 01:32:14,936 --> 01:32:16,571 (sirens wailing) 1918 01:32:16,671 --> 01:32:18,640 (electricity zapping) 1919 01:32:26,481 --> 01:32:27,815 (piano playing pensive song) 1920 01:32:39,327 --> 01:32:46,167 ♪ 1921 01:33:19,534 --> 01:33:20,234 - Matt: Jay! - (piano stops) 1922 01:33:20,335 --> 01:33:21,536 I figured it out! 1923 01:33:24,572 --> 01:33:26,341 Okay, so... 1924 01:33:26,442 --> 01:33:28,977 This plan is called 1925 01:33:29,077 --> 01:33:32,347 the Seventh Inning... 1926 01:33:32,448 --> 01:33:33,948 ...Skydive. 1927 01:33:36,250 --> 01:33:39,620 So, step one: we skydive... 1928 01:33:39,721 --> 01:33:43,524 into the... SkyDome. 1929 01:33:43,624 --> 01:33:45,560 We, during a game, 1930 01:33:45,660 --> 01:33:49,030 go up the CN Tower... 1931 01:33:49,130 --> 01:33:50,965 (making beeping sounds) 1932 01:33:51,065 --> 01:33:52,133 Matt? 1933 01:33:55,570 --> 01:33:59,073 You know, maybe we should go early, 1934 01:33:59,173 --> 01:34:00,108 just in case the weather gets bad and they shut the dome? 1935 01:34:03,144 --> 01:34:04,746 The wea... Oh. Yeah. 1936 01:34:04,846 --> 01:34:06,681 Okay, yeah, that's a good point. 1937 01:34:06,781 --> 01:34:08,883 Yeah, we don't wanna get caught on the roof of the... 1938 01:34:08,983 --> 01:34:10,651 Yeah, okay, sure, so, we'll go early. 1939 01:34:10,752 --> 01:34:11,819 Uh, right, go early. 1940 01:34:13,788 --> 01:34:18,226 Okay. So, here's the plan. 1941 01:34:18,326 --> 01:34:20,695 ("Waters of March" playing) 1942 01:34:20,795 --> 01:34:22,764 ♪ A stick, a stone ♪ 1943 01:34:22,864 --> 01:34:24,732 ♪ It's the end of the road ♪ 1944 01:34:24,832 --> 01:34:26,868 ♪ It's feeling alone ♪ 1945 01:34:26,968 --> 01:34:28,569 ♪ It's the weight of your load ♪ 1946 01:34:28,669 --> 01:34:30,638 ♪ It's a sliver of glass ♪ 1947 01:34:30,738 --> 01:34:33,574 ♪ It's life, it's the sun, it's night ♪ 1948 01:34:33,674 --> 01:34:35,743 ♪ It's death, it's a knife, it's a gun ♪ 1949 01:34:35,843 --> 01:34:38,212 ♪ A flower that blooms ♪ 1950 01:34:38,312 --> 01:34:39,747 ♪ A fox in the brush ♪ 1951 01:34:39,847 --> 01:34:42,050 ♪ A knot in the wood ♪ 1952 01:34:42,150 --> 01:34:43,718 ♪ The song of a thrush ♪ 1953 01:34:43,818 --> 01:34:45,653 ♪ The mystery of life ♪ 1954 01:34:45,753 --> 01:34:47,555 ♪ The steps in the hall ♪ 1955 01:34:47,655 --> 01:34:49,223 ♪ The sound of the wind ♪ 1956 01:34:49,323 --> 01:34:51,359 ♪ And the waterfall ♪ 1957 01:34:51,460 --> 01:34:53,261 ♪ It's the moon floating free ♪ 1958 01:34:53,361 --> 01:34:54,762 ♪ It's the curve of the slope ♪ 1959 01:34:54,862 --> 01:34:56,697 ♪ It's an ant, it's a bee ♪ 1960 01:34:56,798 --> 01:34:58,633 ♪ It's a reason for hope ♪ 1961 01:34:58,733 --> 01:35:00,502 ♪ And the riverbank sings ♪ 1962 01:35:00,635 --> 01:35:02,570 ♪ Of the waters of March ♪ 1963 01:35:02,670 --> 01:35:04,440 ♪ It's the promise of spring ♪ 1964 01:35:04,540 --> 01:35:06,307 ♪ It's the joy in your heart ♪ 1965 01:35:06,408 --> 01:35:13,515 ♪ 1966 01:35:13,614 --> 01:35:18,152 (singing in Portuguese) 1967 01:35:18,252 --> 01:35:25,093 ♪ 1968 01:35:29,230 --> 01:35:36,104 ♪ 1969 01:35:36,204 --> 01:35:37,772 ♪ A spear, a spike ♪ 1970 01:35:37,872 --> 01:35:39,707 ♪ A stake, a nail ♪ 1971 01:35:39,807 --> 01:35:41,642 ♪ It's a drip, it's a drop ♪ 1972 01:35:41,742 --> 01:35:44,011 ♪ It's the end of the tale ♪ 1973 01:35:44,112 --> 01:35:47,882 ♪ The dew on the leaf in the morning light ♪ 1974 01:35:47,982 --> 01:35:50,751 ♪ The shot of a gun in the dead of the night ♪ 1975 01:35:50,852 --> 01:35:52,653 ♪ A mile, a must ♪ 1976 01:35:52,753 --> 01:35:54,655 ♪ A thrust, a bump ♪ 1977 01:35:54,755 --> 01:35:56,558 ♪ It's the will to survive ♪ 1978 01:35:56,657 --> 01:35:58,494 ♪ It's a jolt, it's a jump ♪ 1979 01:35:58,594 --> 01:36:00,261 ♪ A blueprint of a house ♪ 1980 01:36:00,361 --> 01:36:01,929 ♪ A body in bed ♪ 1981 01:36:02,029 --> 01:36:03,831 ♪ A car stuck in the mud ♪ 1982 01:36:03,931 --> 01:36:05,534 ♪ It's the mud, it's the mud ♪ 1983 01:36:05,633 --> 01:36:07,402 ♪ A fish, a flash ♪ 1984 01:36:07,503 --> 01:36:09,471 ♪ A wish, a wing ♪ 1985 01:36:09,571 --> 01:36:11,339 ♪ It's a hawk, it's a dove ♪ 1986 01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:13,341 ♪ It's the promise of spring ♪ 1987 01:36:13,442 --> 01:36:16,811 ♪ And the riverbank sings of the waters of March ♪ 1988 01:36:16,911 --> 01:36:18,713 ♪ It's the end of despair ♪ 1989 01:36:18,813 --> 01:36:20,516 ♪ It's the joy in your heart ♪ 1990 01:36:20,616 --> 01:36:27,655 ♪ 1991 01:36:51,679 --> 01:36:54,949 (singing in Portuguese) 1992 01:36:57,218 --> 01:37:04,091 ♪ 1993 01:37:13,734 --> 01:37:15,604 ♪ A stick, a stone ♪ 1994 01:37:15,703 --> 01:37:17,371 ♪ It's the end of the road ♪ 1995 01:37:17,472 --> 01:37:19,040 ♪ The stump of a tree ♪ 1996 01:37:19,140 --> 01:37:20,908 ♪ It's a frog, it's a toad ♪ 1997 01:37:21,008 --> 01:37:22,611 ♪ A sigh of breath ♪ 1998 01:37:22,710 --> 01:37:24,513 ♪ A walk, a run ♪ 1999 01:37:24,613 --> 01:37:26,381 ♪ A life, a death ♪ 2000 01:37:26,481 --> 01:37:28,349 ♪ The rain, the sun ♪ 2001 01:37:28,450 --> 01:37:29,951 ♪ And the riverbank sings ♪ 2002 01:37:30,051 --> 01:37:31,886 ♪ Of the waters of March ♪ 2003 01:37:31,986 --> 01:37:33,655 ♪ It's the promise of life ♪ 2004 01:37:33,754 --> 01:37:35,256 ♪ It's the joy in your heart ♪ 2005 01:37:35,356 --> 01:37:38,793 (singing in Portuguese) 2006 01:37:39,961 --> 01:37:46,801 ♪ 2007 01:37:57,311 --> 01:37:59,847 (song fading out) 2008 01:38:02,451 --> 01:38:06,921 (orchestral score plays) 2009 01:38:27,041 --> 01:38:28,909 (orchestra fading, piano playing) 2010 01:38:36,551 --> 01:38:43,392 ♪ 2011 01:39:34,443 --> 01:39:36,678 (piano stops) 2012 01:39:36,812 --> 01:39:40,881 (quiet footsteps) 2013 01:39:56,698 --> 01:39:58,633 (door closes) 2014 01:40:06,775 --> 01:40:09,478 (suspenseful music) 2015 01:40:11,780 --> 01:40:15,316 (music intensifies) 2016 01:40:15,417 --> 01:40:16,984 (music stops) 2017 01:40:17,034 --> 01:40:21,584 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 142728

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