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Hudsucker State Penitentiary
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No, no...
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Just fried Gurwitz
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You're next, Ajax
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But I'm innocent, innocent I tell ya
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Don't give them the satisfaction
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Ajax!
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Well, good luck kid,
give my regards to God
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Come on, I got a seat for ya!
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Say, you look like
a couple of reasonable fellows
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so let me explain what's going on here
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I'm not supposed to be here!
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It's all a big mistake
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It's not hard killing and
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these things do happen and
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naturally I can explain everything
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see I only worked for
Mr Odegard and Mr Trend
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I was an employee in the security shop
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and Mr Odegard wasn't
a very nice guy and...
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Don't sit up Vic!
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I guess he was planning to
sell the shop right up
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from under Mr Trend's nose
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Oh, tell me Odegard
dear l-o-b-e love it
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Did it die, did it...
trip your alarm?
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Frankly, Renaldo, what you do
with this shop
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after you bought it
doesn't interest me in the least
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Let's keep this little transaction
to ourselves
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I wouldn't want my partner
to know he's losing his business
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Somehow, Mr Trend
must have found out about it
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Mr Trend wasn't such a bad guy
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but he and his wife have spent...
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their whole life into that business
and...and...
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Mr Trend would have done anything
for his wife, anything
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Hello, exterminators, Trend?
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Are you there?
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Give me the word,
come on
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We Kill All Sizes
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Tonight, you'll be working late, alone...
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and make it quick
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I don't want him to suffer
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Do you hear that?
He doesn't want him to suffer!
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Helene, I'll never let that rat destroy
our happiness
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you can count on it
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So, sssooo you see...
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I had no idea Mr Trend
was up to something
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nobody did,
he was between the two partners
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:...I had nothing to do with it
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:f you could only find Nancy,
she's my witness
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if you could only find her
she'll tell you I'm totally innocent
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She'll tell you the whole time
I was across the street from the shop
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installing the video security system
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in Mr Trend's apartment building
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Mr Trend!
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Honey, I'm home
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Who is it?
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It's me Mr Trend!
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Oh, hi!
Vic, what's on your mind?
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It's only a stamp thing,
it's a broom closet!
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Well, one more camera
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Mr. Trend and it's...
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back to the shop
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Fine, back to the...
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You know Vic,
I'm glad we ran into each other
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in this amusing fashion
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For a long time now
we've been working hard with you
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you know you're always been
more than just an employee
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to Helene and :
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Honey, I'm home
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You find this work appealing
don't you Vic?
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And how, Mr Trend!
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But have you ever thought
about the grand design?
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You know,
there's something missing in there Vic
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A door Mr Trend?
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What's behind the door Vic?
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Oh,... Oh...Jeez,...
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Mr. Trend I'd love to have it
for you but on my salary
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a larger apartment is...
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I'm not talking about the anteroom,
Vic...
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I'm talking about
the little princess inside
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Lord knows I'll do anything for Helene
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Don't go back to the shop
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Take the rest of the day off,
now you go out and find a little princess
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that you'd do anything for her,
now you go out here and find yours
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Oh, Thanks Mr. Trend
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Just make sure that...
she knows who's the boss
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Okay-okay Mr. Trend
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How are you Colonel?
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Adequate
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One might be loving hell of a storm
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You know how I can tell?
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No, how?
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Steel plate in my head
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Yes sir, career was no picnic
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Word of advice son,
when you hook up for a gee
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don't fuck with the silly that lives out
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Shields with nobody but present arms
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Yes Sir, there is one a woman
I can take care of herself...
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all by herself...
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Taking care of herself,
that's important but two people
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taking care of each other,
that's romance...romance
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Let's see:
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How to Talk to Girls
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chapter one:
The perfect woman
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Of course the perfect woman
is not just gonna walk into my life, Gee...
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Ohhooooooooo. Holy bolly!
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Oh! my goodness, are you OK?
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Come on fuck,
you're in the middle of the road!
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You're a maniac!
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:ncredible,
I've never seen anything like that!
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Are you all right?
Oh, oh!!
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Oh you've got it in here... Jesus!
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One more thing child,
don't you ever call me a maniac
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Are you all right?
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Yeah, are you all right?
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Me?
Yes
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Excuse me?
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What?
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Oh, :... :...I thought you...
said something
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No
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Oh...you didn't?
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Well...Thanks again
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Oh! Would you...
Iike...to have...
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some lunch some evening?
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I'm sorry, No!
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Ah, or a cup of coffee?
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No, no, really, :...
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Ah, Ok!
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No, that's not...really... :...
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:f you're not hungry
maybe we could just chat...
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Hey, hey!
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...I've got the rest of my day off and...
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Renaldo!
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Hi! Hey cupcake
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Say, where were you?
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I had to walk home from work
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Oh! :... Oh :...
ran into an old army buddy
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and I was detained
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Hi, I'm Vic
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Glad to know you
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Say, what the hell,
in the neighborhood
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what do you say
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you and I go out
and draw a couple of hours, huh?
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Well, I don't know...
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The date then
8 o'clock Rialto Caf?, hey...
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Well, Okay!
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Socially the man's a genius,
I wonder if he's read this book
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Bye Baby!
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Good bye Renaldo, good bye!
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Nobody... in the city...
I ain't seen nothing like this...
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Storm! City in Chaos!
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Are you OK?
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Jesus, I don't know
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Did you see that?
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Helene, please come away
from the window
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:s that Mr Odegard's car down there?
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Honey, this roast is absolutely delicious
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:s Mr Odergard working late tonight?
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No, he went home,
to eat his dinner
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he was very hungry when he went home
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Ho, it looks like
there is a light on down there
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Helene, your food's getting cold
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He's still there honey
it's half passed 7 o'clock
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I didn't know he'd still there honey
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I didn't know that Mr Odergard
would be working late tonight
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Wait, I think somebody's with him
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I'm going down there
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Get off that fucking window!
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I'm sorry
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I'll go down
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You can't go out in this...
terrible weather
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Don't call anybody
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I'll see what's going on
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Remember what I said
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I didn't expect him in the shop tonight
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it's a complete surprise to me,
a total surprise...and...
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You'd like that wouldn't you baby?
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A thousand guys would give
a thousand bucks to have dinner
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with a girl like that
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Just look at that guy
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I'm not that kind of girl!
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Well, with a little of practice
you could learn to be
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Nice tie!
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Ooh! $ 76
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Ok, here is forty
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you took the dinner,
I had the appetizer
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Call me a sport
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I'd call you a heel!
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So I'm a heel
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So whatever? So are you
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Maybe I'm just a guy who hates heels
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Maybe I'm a heel
who hates guys who hate heels
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Oh yeah?
Well maybe I'm a guy...
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Oh, ah...
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Loser
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Oh oh in the eye, noodles
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No one! No one!
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What the hell am I doing here?
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I got a Jesus Christ
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how do I get myself into this?
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So partner...
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Nobody makes a fool out of
Ernest Aloysius Trend
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now everything's hunky-dory
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No witnesses,
I know Officer
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I couldn't say where he is
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Enemies? Not that I know of, knew of...
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Yes
Donald was very much beloved by all
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Of course, sure he's all right
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Ah, ha, ha...!
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Ernest, is everything all right?
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Yes fine.... the shop
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Are you sure?
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...back door...
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Ok, and come on honey,
your dinner is getting cold
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Ok, I'm coming home dear, good bye
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I used to think that the key to
happiness...
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was the insulation and
repair of small electrical appliances
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but...but I don't claim to know
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about the grand design
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but lately I haven't been able to
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shake the feeling that
something's missing
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and I'm not talking
about the four year at the anteroom
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Cherish is the word I'd use to
describe all the feelings that I have
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I didn't hear for you inside
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I don't know how many times
I wish that I had told you
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I don't know how many times
I wish that I could hold you
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I don't know how many times...
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I wish that I could
mould you into someone...
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I haven't seen you here before
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I like that kind of woman
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You're cute
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Keep talking baby,
maybe you'll tell me something
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I don't know about me
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...I don't know how many times
I wish that I could hold you
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I don't how many times I wish...
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Arthur,... For all we know,
this is the guy that hired us
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Now it's a two for one sale
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So, I guess, what I'm trying to say is
that the perfect woman is
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is pretty much in the eye of the beholder
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Strange how some dames dick round
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where they can have frame rare
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Oh you're rare!
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No one can be perfect on the alarm
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Each person needs someone to
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believe them, to see them as being
someone special
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people shouldn't be afraid to
take care of each other
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Nancy, today, when I saw you fall
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all I wanted to do is take care of you
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I did... didn't you...
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Wow!
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Ernest Aloysius Trend,
what on Earth is keeping you?
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Have a cab?
You'll pay for that
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I don't want to break a hundred
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I take the bag sir
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Lady, you haven't seen nothing...yet!
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God mother's son,
what is all that work about here?
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Victor, you're a very nice guy
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and I appreciate what you try
to do for me tonight
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but this is one woman
who can take care of herself
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Vic, would you lend me $ 36?
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Sure!
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00:32:12,913 --> 00:32:14,972
:f I had $ 36...
262
00:32:15,816 --> 00:32:18,683
I don't usually walk around with
that much money on me!
263
00:32:26,827 --> 00:32:29,990
So where on Earth
am I going to get $ 36?
264
00:32:30,197 --> 00:32:31,562
Ladies and gentlemen
265
00:32:32,166 --> 00:32:37,604
the winner of tonight's Rialto dance riot
will receive $ 36
266
00:34:40,060 --> 00:34:47,125
Woman found torn limb from limb
in west side apartment
267
00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:03,314
Operator
268
00:35:03,917 --> 00:35:11,050
It's an emergency...
oh please, help me...
269
00:35:11,258 --> 00:35:13,726
there's a man...ah!
270
00:35:13,927 --> 00:35:18,193
Well you see my husband
was across the street and...
271
00:35:18,265 --> 00:35:22,827
ah...ah...before that, I've seen
Mr Odegard
272
00:35:23,070 --> 00:35:25,163
I've seen the car too late and :...
273
00:37:01,134 --> 00:37:02,624
Where am :?
274
00:37:03,103 --> 00:37:04,536
I like it that way
275
00:37:07,007 --> 00:37:10,807
Help! Help!
276
00:38:10,737 --> 00:38:12,102
Stop it you little punk
277
00:38:16,576 --> 00:38:17,702
I'll kick your ass
278
00:38:18,311 --> 00:38:21,644
Buckwheat I was going to
give you an advantage
279
00:38:22,682 --> 00:38:25,549
...Iook at God sweetheart,
Mister or use the button
280
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:27,084
what used to be and what made it
281
00:38:35,929 --> 00:38:37,226
Mr Yarman?
282
00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:42,694
Right down Mrs. Trend there's one way
to catch the rat in the dark
283
00:38:43,170 --> 00:38:44,467
you wait
284
00:38:44,704 --> 00:38:47,468
Rat, he just got to
show you his pink little ass
285
00:39:08,028 --> 00:39:10,428
You can't seem to catch this rat!
286
00:39:11,198 --> 00:39:12,426
I'll get you
287
00:39:13,633 --> 00:39:16,261
I even made what you could get away
from Mr Yarman
288
00:39:18,171 --> 00:39:19,160
You see?
289
00:39:19,506 --> 00:39:21,371
It's a long road that's got no end
290
00:39:22,008 --> 00:39:25,307
To catch a rat, you got to find him first
291
00:39:28,415 --> 00:39:29,643
Right
292
00:39:30,317 --> 00:39:32,342
A rat like me is hard to find
293
00:39:49,102 --> 00:39:51,229
Oh honey, look at that man!
294
00:39:51,705 --> 00:39:53,366
I'm not getting involved
295
00:40:20,667 --> 00:40:23,659
Hey, what's so funny of this rat to us
296
00:40:29,576 --> 00:40:31,737
Taxi
297
00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:02,406
Some night hah?
298
00:41:03,443 --> 00:41:10,076
Some night?
It couldn't have possibly been worst
299
00:41:11,885 --> 00:41:17,050
I always keep run over,
I lose a dance contest
300
00:41:18,158 --> 00:41:20,786
get stood up by a heel
301
00:41:20,994 --> 00:41:22,859
and spend most of the evening
washing dishes to...
302
00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:25,463
pay for a good time I didn't have
303
00:41:25,965 --> 00:41:28,263
It couldn't possibly have been worst
304
00:41:29,169 --> 00:41:30,534
You met me didn't ya?
305
00:41:32,539 --> 00:41:33,665
Exactly
306
00:41:36,643 --> 00:41:39,339
I think things could have been
a lot worst
307
00:41:50,690 --> 00:41:52,123
Look at the bright side
308
00:41:54,361 --> 00:41:57,262
You and your bright side?
309
00:41:59,099 --> 00:42:01,932
There is no bright side
310
00:42:02,569 --> 00:42:03,900
You're not being rational Nancy
311
00:42:04,070 --> 00:42:06,800
of course there is a bright side
312
00:42:06,873 --> 00:42:18,444
No bright side, no bright side,
no bright side, NO BR:GHT S:DE!
313
00:42:20,887 --> 00:42:24,948
Nancy, I'm going to pretend
I didn't hear that... Oh!
314
00:42:28,061 --> 00:42:30,427
I can take care of myself
315
00:42:30,597 --> 00:42:31,689
Of course you can, Nancy
316
00:42:31,898 --> 00:42:34,332
but taking care of each other,
that's what's important
317
00:42:36,302 --> 00:42:39,863
Your Gift Will Help A Needy Child
On Christmas
318
00:42:41,374 --> 00:42:43,399
You're ruining my day
319
00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:51,380
What did I do?
320
00:43:04,264 --> 00:43:10,066
Car 9, car 9
report to Watchtower apartments
321
00:43:19,746 --> 00:43:23,978
...who are you anyway...
322
00:44:11,331 --> 00:44:13,561
POL:CE
323
00:44:17,437 --> 00:44:20,031
Come on, come on
324
00:44:31,918 --> 00:44:33,510
You elevator
325
00:44:34,420 --> 00:44:36,183
Come on, God...
326
00:44:47,166 --> 00:44:48,861
I'm Captain in this elevator...
327
00:44:48,935 --> 00:44:51,199
and we are stopping at every floor
328
00:45:01,114 --> 00:45:05,210
Nancy, once we get you back
in your apartment and all cleaned up
329
00:45:05,518 --> 00:45:08,544
you'll feel like a million bucks,
here we go!
330
00:45:42,155 --> 00:45:44,316
OK Nancy, my eyes are closed
331
00:45:44,524 --> 00:45:46,116
you can hand me that dress now
332
00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:55,395
Can I open my eyes yet?
333
00:45:56,569 --> 00:45:57,797
Not yet!
334
00:46:06,312 --> 00:46:07,279
Behind you
335
00:46:32,472 --> 00:46:35,100
Open up please, Police
336
00:46:47,253 --> 00:46:49,312
Where did you get the Negro, Butch?
337
00:46:50,023 --> 00:46:51,149
Elevator
338
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:04,231
What kind of paranoid schizo
could kill a man in cold blood
339
00:47:04,437 --> 00:47:06,871
and then jelly up his face
with shaving cream?
340
00:47:08,908 --> 00:47:10,569
My dad!
341
00:47:11,344 --> 00:47:12,436
Son!
342
00:47:43,609 --> 00:47:45,133
I don't know what I ever saw...
343
00:47:45,344 --> 00:47:48,541
in that heel in the first place...
344
00:47:50,683 --> 00:47:54,847
Oh, he's not such a bad guy,
just a little confused
345
00:47:55,588 --> 00:47:57,579
I'm confused too, Vic
346
00:47:57,824 --> 00:48:00,816
No Nancy, I think
your emotions are wonderful...
347
00:48:02,395 --> 00:48:04,659
I wish I could be as expressive as you
348
00:48:04,864 --> 00:48:06,627
you were so free when you kissed me
349
00:48:06,866 --> 00:48:10,495
in the restaurant and then you slapped
350
00:48:18,111 --> 00:48:20,011
I think you're wonderful...
351
00:48:24,550 --> 00:48:29,453
:... have to get some more Sudzo
for that dress
352
00:48:42,769 --> 00:48:43,861
I'll be right back
353
00:49:06,025 --> 00:49:07,117
Vic?
354
00:49:12,198 --> 00:49:14,496
I've just been thinking about
what you said...
355
00:49:15,902 --> 00:49:20,236
and it's very sweet but the truth is...
356
00:49:20,606 --> 00:49:24,599
I haven't been completely honest
with my feelings about you...
357
00:49:26,646 --> 00:49:29,581
Thank you for helping me tonight
358
00:49:29,782 --> 00:49:31,079
No problem
359
00:49:33,886 --> 00:49:37,549
Of all the men I've known,
none of them would have done
360
00:49:37,757 --> 00:49:39,657
what you did for me tonight
361
00:49:39,992 --> 00:49:41,186
Gosh!
362
00:49:41,394 --> 00:49:47,333
I just want you to know :
I think you're a very wonderful
363
00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:50,162
and a very special person
364
00:49:55,942 --> 00:49:59,605
It's not often I get a chance
to meet a girl like you
365
00:50:10,723 --> 00:50:16,889
Nancy?...Where are you?
366
00:50:18,130 --> 00:50:21,930
Fresh...Freshening up
367
00:50:26,772 --> 00:50:29,366
It sounds like a congestion's
moving to your throat
368
00:50:30,509 --> 00:50:32,841
Listen, I just saw Mrs. Ellroy in the hall...
369
00:50:33,045 --> 00:50:36,208
and she said that there are a couple of
maniacs running around with forks
370
00:50:36,415 --> 00:50:38,144
in their noses and she is concerned
371
00:50:38,284 --> 00:50:42,243
because she hasn't seen Jack
or Jack junior for...for quite a while
372
00:50:43,556 --> 00:50:45,114
Gracious
373
00:50:48,094 --> 00:50:50,927
Yeah, it sounds like they're
a couple of real sickos
374
00:50:52,098 --> 00:50:55,226
...a couple of maniacs
375
00:50:55,902 --> 00:50:57,563
I know you can take care of yourself...
376
00:50:57,737 --> 00:51:01,366
but... I just sort of pass it along
377
00:51:05,878 --> 00:51:10,747
well tonight certainly has been
rough on you.. but... :...
378
00:51:10,950 --> 00:51:16,513
I just have to tell you Nancy,
for me it's been
379
00:51:16,756 --> 00:51:19,623
the most wonderful night of my life
380
00:51:21,727 --> 00:51:24,821
You probably are fragile,
a girl like you
381
00:51:24,997 --> 00:51:27,625
who's met lots of swell guys and...
382
00:51:28,034 --> 00:51:29,524
I know that'll sounds funny...
383
00:51:29,702 --> 00:51:32,728
to a girl like you who's met
384
00:51:32,972 --> 00:51:35,167
Iots of swell guys
385
00:51:35,408 --> 00:51:39,139
and have lots of wonderful evenings
386
00:51:39,378 --> 00:51:43,212
I've never met a girl like you before...
387
00:51:45,251 --> 00:51:49,210
but I've never met a girl like you
before...
388
00:51:50,289 --> 00:51:52,086
What a chunky!
389
00:51:52,825 --> 00:51:55,623
I know I don't deserve you
390
00:51:57,163 --> 00:51:59,791
but I just had to tell you how I felt
391
00:52:00,199 --> 00:52:04,602
before :... walked out of your life...
for ever...
392
00:52:04,904 --> 00:52:06,565
It's all right, pal
393
00:52:11,243 --> 00:52:14,007
you could tell me to stay
if you wanted to...
394
00:52:15,247 --> 00:52:20,412
if you don't, I'll understand
395
00:52:51,484 --> 00:52:52,815
I understand
396
00:52:58,024 --> 00:52:59,548
I think he's gone
397
00:53:00,693 --> 00:53:03,355
Iisten I just have to get a chance
to thank you before he goes
398
00:53:03,929 --> 00:53:05,590
I really knock on the core
399
00:53:05,798 --> 00:53:08,062
gosh it's a terrific place she got here
400
00:53:08,367 --> 00:53:09,891
oh gosh do your hair smells terrific
401
00:53:10,169 --> 00:53:17,132
you know I don't get a chance...
402
00:53:17,410 --> 00:53:20,937
to be with a girl like you
403
00:53:22,982 --> 00:53:24,040
I never had a chance
404
00:53:40,199 --> 00:53:43,498
Mrs Trend... you'd better get back to
your apartment
405
00:53:43,702 --> 00:53:46,000
there are a couple of maniacs
loose in this building
406
00:53:54,213 --> 00:53:57,307
I told you never to call me that
407
00:54:01,253 --> 00:54:02,151
Arthur!
408
00:54:02,855 --> 00:54:04,584
Does he have a problem?
409
00:54:04,957 --> 00:54:07,824
Hey, Arthur? Every man for himself?
410
00:54:17,236 --> 00:54:19,204
Are you there? Here I come
411
00:54:29,148 --> 00:54:30,115
Come back here
412
00:54:38,023 --> 00:54:41,254
Hey, baby, do you want to over
my bed there
413
00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:42,950
we'll have a scotch on the sofa
414
00:54:44,930 --> 00:54:46,158
You're a heel
415
00:54:47,566 --> 00:54:48,658
So I'm a heel
416
00:54:48,834 --> 00:54:50,392
So what of it
417
00:54:50,769 --> 00:54:55,399
I'm not just a bad guy, so am :?
418
00:55:07,586 --> 00:55:08,382
Get out of the way
419
00:56:18,757 --> 00:56:19,587
Gotcha!
420
00:57:11,510 --> 00:57:16,345
I got him! Oh my God!
421
00:57:19,451 --> 00:57:22,477
A:R FRE:GHT / URUGUAY
422
00:57:33,232 --> 00:57:37,225
Would you cease immediately,
put her down this instant
423
00:57:37,436 --> 00:57:38,960
you filthy little man
424
00:57:41,874 --> 00:57:44,240
Who's gonna stop me you old bat
425
00:57:44,476 --> 00:57:46,410
Your little sad dogs?
426
00:57:46,879 --> 00:57:48,471
That's right
427
00:58:13,205 --> 00:58:15,469
Hey where are you going?
428
00:58:20,946 --> 00:58:22,914
Hey you're a real witch, son of a bitch
429
00:59:18,670 --> 00:59:19,694
Hey, what a drivers
430
00:59:19,972 --> 00:59:26,138
Wait a minute, I'm going to get you
431
00:59:30,516 --> 00:59:32,450
Nancy!
432
00:59:44,029 --> 00:59:45,053
What's the trouble son?
433
00:59:45,230 --> 00:59:46,822
Some maniacs are after my girl...
434
00:59:46,999 --> 00:59:48,557
and I wonder if you'd let me take your...
435
00:59:49,968 --> 00:59:51,833
Are you in love son?
436
01:00:07,753 --> 01:00:09,516
Yes sir, I reckon I do
437
01:00:10,489 --> 01:00:12,354
She sticks a little on third
438
01:00:17,729 --> 01:00:20,630
I don't claim to know a whole lot
about the grand design
439
01:00:26,738 --> 01:00:29,901
Those fellows are gonna suck
on some of you
440
01:00:44,990 --> 01:00:47,185
Arthur, go ahead, go on
441
01:00:47,459 --> 01:00:49,256
No, no,...
442
01:00:50,028 --> 01:00:51,859
Go ahead, take one
443
01:00:52,197 --> 01:00:54,722
No, no I don't need it
444
01:00:54,933 --> 01:00:56,901
Arthur, I tell you it's OK
445
01:00:57,836 --> 01:00:58,860
Go on
446
01:02:09,074 --> 01:02:10,132
Oh, we'll get her
447
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:03,791
Silly, get out of the way
448
01:03:16,141 --> 01:03:17,005
Asshole!
449
01:03:30,789 --> 01:03:33,189
I'm coming Nancy!
450
01:03:36,328 --> 01:03:38,421
May way for my car!
451
01:03:50,075 --> 01:03:52,737
You're under citizen's arrest
452
01:04:04,122 --> 01:04:06,113
It's justice
453
01:04:36,455 --> 01:04:37,683
Should I stop?
454
01:04:38,123 --> 01:04:39,715
Not just yet
455
01:05:05,050 --> 01:05:08,747
Nancy, I need petrol
456
01:05:09,221 --> 01:05:09,846
What petrol?
457
01:05:10,055 --> 01:05:10,987
What?
458
01:05:12,491 --> 01:05:14,118
Oh, you're there!
459
01:05:57,803 --> 01:05:58,792
Right Mister!
460
01:06:32,037 --> 01:06:33,197
Look at your back!
461
01:06:49,321 --> 01:06:51,619
Medium or well done?
462
01:07:13,411 --> 01:07:14,969
I want my shocker
463
01:07:15,046 --> 01:07:17,480
Mister, you've done some bad things
464
01:07:17,682 --> 01:07:20,173
I'm gonna deal out some swift justice...
465
01:07:21,887 --> 01:07:24,185
this one's for bothering my girl...
466
01:07:25,223 --> 01:07:27,418
this one's for giving me this...
467
01:07:28,260 --> 01:07:30,592
this one's for ruining my date
468
01:07:31,663 --> 01:07:35,429
and here is one for
all the folks everywhere
469
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:40,401
OK son, I'm out, please don't kill me...
470
01:07:40,572 --> 01:07:45,566
well...:... I'm sorry
471
01:07:45,744 --> 01:07:47,905
Sometimes, sorry is not good enough
472
01:07:48,079 --> 01:07:50,240
Wait, from now on I'll be good
473
01:07:50,682 --> 01:07:59,681
I swear it's the truth
just more gent, friend
474
01:08:07,599 --> 01:08:11,865
All right,
but just this once
475
01:08:12,737 --> 01:08:13,829
Put it there buddy
476
01:08:31,690 --> 01:08:33,920
Well it look like
it's the end of the road for you Vic
477
01:08:34,425 --> 01:08:37,657
No, don't look now
but here comes an overpass
478
01:08:42,934 --> 01:08:46,370
You really tear me out Vic,
can I call you Vic?
479
01:08:46,571 --> 01:08:48,835
I mean that's the difference
between me and you
480
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:50,064
that's why you're down there
481
01:08:50,241 --> 01:08:52,607
and I'm up here you see Vic
482
01:08:52,911 --> 01:08:55,880
you believe in people
and I don't
483
01:08:56,247 --> 01:08:59,011
that's why I'm gonna stick...
484
01:09:05,023 --> 01:09:08,959
Arthur... Arthur!
485
01:09:42,426 --> 01:09:43,654
Victor!
486
01:09:43,862 --> 01:09:48,231
Nancy, Nancy
487
01:10:02,947 --> 01:10:04,710
I got you Nancy
488
01:10:19,330 --> 01:10:20,922
You still don't want stop to this?
489
01:10:22,700 --> 01:10:24,759
I certainly intend to
490
01:10:30,375 --> 01:10:31,672
This is a nightmare
491
01:10:40,318 --> 01:10:41,649
Here we go!
492
01:11:26,131 --> 01:11:28,190
Hold on kid, we're almost there
493
01:11:39,644 --> 01:11:41,305
You'd better fuck off
494
01:11:50,788 --> 01:11:52,415
You wanna play rough hey
495
01:11:53,925 --> 01:11:55,449
Let's go
496
01:12:16,381 --> 01:12:18,315
Hit the rail, fatso!
497
01:12:34,866 --> 01:12:36,299
Fatso?
498
01:13:00,925 --> 01:13:06,488
Nancy, Nancy, jump! Nancy, jump!
499
01:13:07,732 --> 01:13:09,063
I can't make it
500
01:13:09,767 --> 01:13:11,029
You can make it
501
01:13:15,006 --> 01:13:16,371
I'm too far
502
01:13:16,674 --> 01:13:18,005
Gimme your hand Nancy
503
01:13:21,879 --> 01:13:22,811
Nancy!
504
01:13:39,864 --> 01:13:45,496
Hold on! Are you all right?
505
01:13:45,970 --> 01:13:50,498
No Nancy, please, oh, oh, ok
506
01:13:51,142 --> 01:14:06,854
not the hair, goodness,
oh, my goodness
507
01:14:07,058 --> 01:14:11,927
oh, are you all right? oh no!
508
01:14:31,649 --> 01:14:33,776
Oh who are those guys anyway?
509
01:14:34,485 --> 01:14:37,147
Oh, Gee.. I don't know
510
01:14:37,355 --> 01:14:38,481
I mean, where do they come from?
511
01:14:38,723 --> 01:14:39,883
oh, I can't believe...
512
01:14:40,425 --> 01:14:42,689
:...:...Well, how did they get you?
513
01:14:42,994 --> 01:14:44,757
Nancy, I came into your room
514
01:14:44,929 --> 01:14:47,693
and I thought you didn't care about me
515
01:14:47,899 --> 01:14:52,097
Oh! Vic, I do care... you save...
516
01:15:00,645 --> 01:15:02,374
And then I hit the water
517
01:15:02,613 --> 01:15:04,979
so you see I'm practically a hero,...
518
01:15:05,350 --> 01:15:08,285
oh thanks, so if it hadn't been for me
519
01:15:08,453 --> 01:15:10,944
there is no telling how many people
those maniacs might have killed
520
01:15:11,022 --> 01:15:12,489
Tell it to Saint Peter!
521
01:15:12,657 --> 01:15:15,455
Saint Peter?
Oh yeah that's a good one!
522
01:15:15,893 --> 01:15:17,520
But seriously, if you could just find
523
01:15:17,729 --> 01:15:19,253
Nancy she'll prove every thing I told you
524
01:15:19,464 --> 01:15:22,763
Nancy, Nancy, you probably
killed her just like all the others
525
01:15:23,034 --> 01:15:26,231
She is alive, I tell you,
she was on the bridge
526
01:15:26,404 --> 01:15:27,371
I don't know what happened to her
527
01:15:27,572 --> 01:15:29,836
but maybe if you ran a picture of her
in the paper
528
01:15:30,041 --> 01:15:32,271
Ah! sure! Yeah,
we'll run a picture of her?
529
01:15:32,410 --> 01:15:32,842
Yeah!
530
01:15:33,044 --> 01:15:33,442
Yeah!
531
01:15:33,678 --> 01:15:34,645
Next to your opening
532
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:38,043
Yeah! Take my...
533
01:15:59,003 --> 01:16:01,369
Well, I still have five minutes
534
01:16:35,339 --> 01:16:36,499
Hold it! Hold it!
535
01:16:39,010 --> 01:16:39,977
Am I too late?
536
01:16:40,578 --> 01:16:41,545
No
537
01:16:42,380 --> 01:16:47,374
Oh! God, I didn't want to miss this
538
01:17:38,636 --> 01:17:40,729
Sayonara!
539
01:17:44,509 --> 01:17:45,942
That man is innocent!
540
01:17:46,143 --> 01:17:47,167
Nancy!
541
01:17:49,580 --> 01:17:51,104
Oh come on!
542
01:17:51,349 --> 01:17:53,544
Victor, darling, you have no idea
543
01:17:53,751 --> 01:17:55,048
When you fell off, I thought
544
01:17:55,219 --> 01:17:57,744
you were dead, I wondered for days
545
01:17:57,922 --> 01:17:59,150
What were you wondering about?
546
01:17:59,390 --> 01:18:01,551
And then, those sisters took me in
547
01:18:01,792 --> 01:18:03,259
Hi! I'm Vic
548
01:18:03,427 --> 01:18:06,521
I was about to take my vow of
eternal silence when I heard
549
01:18:06,731 --> 01:18:09,199
this horrible mistake in the newspapers
550
01:18:20,411 --> 01:18:24,177
Can you good sisters
corroborate this young lady story?
551
01:18:30,054 --> 01:18:31,487
They can't speak!
552
01:18:31,656 --> 01:18:33,715
They've taken the vow of eternal silence
553
01:18:34,859 --> 01:18:36,053
Too bad!
554
01:18:38,563 --> 01:18:39,791
Right!
555
01:18:48,973 --> 01:18:52,101
Hero executed...almost!
556
01:18:52,376 --> 01:18:58,542
Nuns break 40 year vow of silence
557
01:19:07,792 --> 01:19:09,760
She likes me!
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