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You're a nice one.

We're going to have fun.

Hey!

Am I being dismissed here?

Want to be?

Depends on what base I got to so far.

Well, right now you're on third.

There's two outs, the score's tied.

The pitch hitter up, and the count's three and two.

What are you going to do?

Squeeze play.

Hmm. You might score, and then again you might be out.

Be out?

How do you figure that?

Well, it depends upon whether my roommate's home. I'm not bashful. Well,

Oh, look, a note.

Go ahead and have a seat, Jason. I'll be with you in a minute.

Dear Buffy, you won't believe it.

We got the assignment.

We're working on an undercover story about Plato's retreat.

Oh, my God.

I was hoping we could celebrate, but a hot date called, and I just couldn't

it up. Hope you picked a winner.

Help yourself to the champagne, and I'll give you all the details tomorrow.

Love, Cindy.

Eh, he's not bad.

We've gone so long. Better take matters into hand.

Look what my roommate left us.

Put that down. We can talk right down there.

Oh, okay.

What do you think, Bert?

I got you to come here sooner.

Mind if I try?

That's what it's here for.

That's incredible.

My own idea of a sexual appetizer.

Hi,

boss.

Showers are on the left.

You kick the key around your wrist with your ankle while you're in the

entertainment room.

Roger. Remember me, Mary? I was in last night.

How could I forget last night?

Who's your friend?

This is Sally. Sally, meet Roger.

Roger? Oh.

Come on, I can't wait.

Hang up the inside, okay?

We were here last night.

Oh, that's what she says.

Did you ball her?

Probably. Oh, come on, you don't remember?

I lose track, you whore.

Hey, that appetizer's becoming some kind of entree.

It is a machine.

You're right.

Come on, there are better things inside.

Hmm. Hmm.

Ugh.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Most definitely.

Just watch the couple on the top level.

You move to the top level when you want to.

And then what?

And then when the guy pops his load, he moves down to the bottom level, and she

stays up there if she's not tapping.

She could be there all night.

No, it hasn't happened so far. Record, 42 minutes.

See what I mean?

Let's go.

This is going to make a terrific story. Look, I've known you for a long time.

Have I ever fucked you over?

No, but... Then why do you want to do a story on this place?

I mean,

what's the big deal?

People get naked and do what they want to.

Because you really don't know what goes on here, do you?

So, what goes on?

I said, fuck me!

You worthless son.

fantasy room. I reserve it for people who don't want to be seen out front.

Hey, that's Vicki Myers, the mayor's daughter.

Eat it.

Uh, I, uh...

I want something new.

And I think a little press coverage should do the trick.

Hey, Roger, I... Don't think I'll do that for you. And don't ask him

He has no say in what goes on here. This is my place. I want... Come over here.

Just as long as Daddy gets all the new pussy he wants, I'm the boss.

Send in a fucking stud this...

Somebody knows how to fuck a lady.

Oh, what is that?

A list of studs to service her?

You got nothing to say about that?

This is the mayor's place. He owns it. I run it, except when she's here.

Then it's my job to see that she's happy. What can I tell you? You can tell

how all this happened.

The Roger I used to know had balls.

I gave those up a long time ago.

Thank you for the collateral I gave the mayor to get me out of some financial

trouble.

Now I have no hassle from the police.

This is a business.

I make money and I... You're miserable.

Oh, I'll write a story I'll write.

I'll write how the mayor comes in here and... You did that to be the end of me.

You've got to do me a favor.

Oh.

You want me to write the story the way she wants it? I've got no choice.

Nothing like a cheerful good morning.

Hello. Did Cindy tell you about the assignment?

Yeah, well, you know, Bert, I was thinking it would be such a fantastic

Great stuff.

This piece is going in the About Town section.

Informative entertainment for the reader, that's all.

If two girls cover this story, it's supposed to mean this place is safe for

citizens of our town.

What do you know about it?

I was there last night.

Well, if you know so much about it, then you do the piece.

And do your job?

Get out.

Be there at lunch. I hear they have a brisk afternoon business.

Go do your story.

Tired of you spending all that time in the bathroom, Willard.

It's not natural.

Gee whiz, Mama. Guy's gotta go.

For two hours at a time? My metabolism's upset.

You ask me, it's been upset for years.

Come on, Mom. Let's leave.

It's time you became a man, Willard.

If your father could take time away from work, I wouldn't have to be the one to

do this.

You've read every book there is on the subject.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mom. Stay in the pistol. I got down real good.

Just stay here while I try to locate Roger.

Is it going to hurt, Mom?

Roger's in the jacuzzi at the moment, but you can make yourself at home right

here. Okay, thank you.

Mom, can I see some gum?

You fucking creep, you!

Jesus Christ, what's wrong with this fool? Hold it, hold it. What's going on

here? They teased me saying they weren't going to come through.

He's lying.

Willie, go to the steam room.

Cool off. Doors are on there. Cindy.

Business.

Buffy.

Cindy. Bert said you were in the liquor class.

Okay, girls.

What would you like to know?

Well, first we'd like to hear it from you.

And then we'd like to just browse around a bit.

Okay. Now, she keeps the key. When she goes, you go. Okay?

Marble showers are over there. Have fun and enjoy yourself.

Thank you.

She'll be there all night long.

You'd be surprised how many guys give her a try.

But she doesn't even know who it is. She doesn't care.

It's the not knowing that she gets awful. Give me some of that.

Would you care to join in?

No, thanks. I'm just an old -fashioned chicken. Not me, honey. I'm just a plain

old chicken.

And what's your name?

Biff.

Hello, Biff, and welcome to Plato's Retreat. Oh, I'm glad to be here.

Oh, hi.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Swing around and fuck him.

I'm starving.

Oh, come on, Cindy. Do you really want to go back in there?

Look, we've got enough. And besides, we have to go home and write without

eating.

I've got it all outlined in my head.

Look, you wandered away long enough. You weren't hiding, were you?

No. Did you meet a nice girl?

No.

You didn't meet a nice girl?

Yeah, kind of. I couldn't see through the plastic, though.

A what?

The green light's flashing and all. I didn't see her face. I'd recognize her

again, though.

You would?

Yeah. She had the sloppiest statement I could ever imagine. You could put two

pistols in there at the same time.

Listen, if you promise not to tell your father about this, I'll bring you back

again. Okay, Mom.

Bert's going to kill us when he sees this boring

write -up.

That place was just the worst.

Buffy. What?

The nerd.

Oh, where?

No, I was thinking.

How did he get in? There was no girl with him. What about the security?

Maybe there's a secret entrance.

But wait a minute.

He was with his mother.

Where was she all that time?

I get the feeling something's going on.

Another day or two in there and we may have more of a story than we think.

You have to accompany a girl to be admitted, Bill. It's a rule.

Oh, come on. Don't hand me that crap.

I come in here four nights a week, man. Don't start handing me that rule shit,

all right? Can I call the security guard? Hey, he can go in with us.

Oh, fine by me.

Look, don't get any ideas.

We're reporters here to do a story on the place.

When we leave, it's curtains for you.

Would you like to do an interview?

Have I got any choice?

No.

It looks like we have guests.

That's fine.

We were just looking around.

Thank you.

on this little lady. No hassle, know what I mean?

I'm beginning to get the idea.

She lets me do anything I want.

One day, though, I'm going to get a good look at her face.

You like my cock?

Well, I've had bigger.

Oh, you're one of those, huh? Real hard -ass ball busters.

Well, you owe me, you know.

How do you get into the private room?

Fantasy room?

Who told you about that?

You just did.

Who knows?

How do you get in?

Roger. He sees people that come in here and he pairs them up.

With who?

Nobody knows.

You just go in and fuck.

Everybody does it behind these plastic green sheets.

Weird green light.

Strange. Really freaky.

Hey, what about you?

Well, I like it a little more private.

Like in the fantasy room?

Hurry up, will you? Okay, okay.

Get on the bed. I've been waiting for you.

You have?

Why are you late?

I don't like to be kept waiting.

Why are you dressed?

I just got here.

Are you prepared?

I guess so.

Why are you stalling?

What are you doing?

That's not what I asked. for?

Well, I'd just like to start out a little slow.

I don't have time to be nice. That's not what I asked for.

You are not prepared.

Yes, it is there.

Long tail.

Hey, we can't prove a goddamn thing. The only heart attack on the hospital

reports was Mayor Ellis.

The mayor?

Oh, now you're going to try to tell me it was the mayor?

Listen, I gave you two a simple assignment, and you come back with this.

We'd be in court before morning. I can't print this.

We'll take it to the Times.

Well, do what you want.

I can't print it.

Yes, it's sloppy. You can't substantiate your facts.

We're merely opening the public's eyes. We're not accusing, only questioning.

Paul always welcomes... Paul Cameron is no longer editor here.

Did I fail to mention that?

You've made that perfectly clear.

The only point in question is whether you have the guts to print it.

You're asking quite a lot from me.

A reporter should cooperate with an editor, especially when she asks for so

from someone that she hardly knows.

I've always cooperated with my editor, even when the editor is demanding.

Eat it. Eat it good, you bitch.

Eat it.

Oh, eat it good, you bitch.

You

bitch.

Oh, eat it.

Oh,

Craig,

he's the one. Okay.

This is Buffy. How are you?

Oh, I'm just fine, thanks.

Look, I was calling to see if you wanted to go to Plato's tonight.

Well, of course, you have to have a girl to get in anyway.

Sure. Okay, well, we'll look forward to seeing you then.

Bye -bye.

Let's see.

Who else can we call?

Robert, he's the one.

I've never had a man like this.

You little bitch, you're amazing.

You come into my office expecting me to print that trash.

Put my position on the line so you can grab some glory, huh?

Huh?

You like that, don't you, bitch?

You like that, don't you?

Don't you?

Oh, babe, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.

You like it like that, though, don't you? You like it hard, huh? Yeah.

Maybe I could do you like that, could I?

Nobody could do it like that, could they? Want more?

Yes. Do you want more? Do you want a part?

Yes.

Ooh.

Ooh, what a hot red pussy you have.

Ooh.

Hey, look at that red butt. Ooh.

Ooh.

Is that enough for you, baby?

Yeah. You want me to stop now? Yeah. I'm not going to stop until you beg me.

begging fish.

Let me eat you.

I think we're beginning to understand each other a little bit, aren't we?

You want it bad?

Don't move or I'll rip you open.

You love it, don't you?

You love it so much, as a matter of fact, you're going to run that in the

aren't you? Yes, anything.

In that morning paper, huh?

Uh -huh.

Anything what?

I'll teach you to try to blackmail me, you little bitch.

Try to pull that shit on me.

Don't try to get away from me, honey.

You're a sweet one when you want to be, huh?

Anything you want.

I want to see that in the paper.

Okay.

I don't know if I believe you.

Oh,

beg it.

Beg it!

Don't beg me!

You little cunt.

You gonna run that in the paper? Uh -huh.

In the morning edition?

The afternoon one comes out sooner.

What?

Anything you want.

That's more like it.

News he'd never printed.

If we keep this up, we're going to be out of a job.

Look, what we're going to do is finish what we started. I called all of my

friends yesterday, and if just half of them show up, there'll be an army there.

If anything's going on at Plato's, we'll find out what it is.

This is your chance, Willard. A chance to act like an adult.

To have a normal relationship with a girl.

Gee whiz, Mom. Not in front of you.

It's a perfectly natural act, Willard. There's nothing to be ashamed of. But

everybody's looking.

They won't be. See that group over there? Just go up and join them. You'll

right in.

I warned you last night about messing around here.

I was just admiring your nightstick.

It's so big and hard.

Is there someplace we can go and be alone?

Damn right. Right in here.

real bastard when you want to.

But a lovable one.

I'm glad you noticed that I'm lovable.

Don't press your luck.

Hey, listen.

Even though we're going to make love, will you still work for me?

I'll always work for you. I love you.

I'm glad.

You've always been real special to me, too.

Good. How about a raise?

What do you think you're up to now?

Surprise, surprise, surprise.

Oh.

last night. The paramedics, they picked him up in the parking lot at 9 .30.

Said he was here. You'll print the story.

Maybe. It depends on what we find out tonight.

It wasn't the mayor.

What is she talking about?

You said 9 .30. It was nearly 11 o 'clock when Buffy was in the fantasy

couldn't have been him. I know it was him.

I'd recognize his cock.

Oh, come on, Buffy.

Look.

Look, I know it's Roger. I met the man yesterday.

Through your information, the damn man had a heart attack.

Well, excuse me. He looks pretty damn healthy right now.

Myra Ross, what the hell?

I'm going in the fantasy room.

What for?

There's no reason to.

Myra Ross is here. She's trying to beat us to a story.

Oh.

Oh.

I felt so much like a man before.

Oh, my God.

Huh? You're the best.

Yeah, get her, Willard.

Go. Get her, Willard.

Huh?

Fuck, it's so big.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm coming. I'm

coming.

How much time out of the day do you spend in there? As much as possible.

Hey, you know, I'm not going to be able to call my girls off this story. I mean,

they want to uncover something.

I'm just not sure if they know what they're getting themselves into.

What do you mean by that, old buddy?

Well, speaking of old buddies, Phil Moore, my editor -in -chief,

looks like a real regular in this place.

You knew that story would never get printed. Phil would never approve a

like that, so what the hell are you up to?

You really don't know how much I hate to do this, old friend.

Okay, go ahead, shoot me.

Top it off. Somebody just tried to get Cindy.

And you're the prime suspect.

Yeah, go ahead.

Before you fire that, let me make you a deal.

You give me the real story on this place.

I mean, I want a piece about all the corruption that goes on behind the

And I'll do everything I can to make it go easy. You can't buy me off that easy.

I emptied that thing when I went to your desk.

Now, how about that story?

Drop it, Roger, you fucking worthless piece of trash. What were you going to

split your guts to this guy here, huh?

Well, we're in this together, pal, and you're not getting out that easy. I

to shoot you right now.

This is the police.

Everybody freeze.

But what crime did he commit?

Very simple, my dear.

You've got the police in your pocket, right?

You've got the two newspapers in town right there with them.

The whole town is in the palm of your hand.

What crime would you commit?

Extortion. But the mayor was Roger's backer.