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This programme
contains very strong language.
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(SOMBRE MUSIC)
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(ENGINE RUMBLES)
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(DOOR CREAKS AND GRINDS)
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(ECHOEY FOOTSTEPS)
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(EERIE SCREECHING)
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(WHEEZES)
(TRUCK HORN BLARES)
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(TRAFFIC RUMBLES)
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Fuck.
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(DARK MUSIC BUILDS)
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Oh, fuck.
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(ENGINE FAILS TO START)
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(ENGINE FAILS TO START)
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Fuck.
(HORN BLARES)
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(COUGHS)
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(SPITS)
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Fuck!
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(THEME MUSIC)
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♪ Oh, baby
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♪ It's a commitment
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♪ It's a commitment, baby
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♪ M-M-My wife don't like it
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♪ My wife don't like it!
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♪ It's a commitment, yeah
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♪ We gotta love one another or die,
brother
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♪ We gotta love one another or die
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♪ Oh, baby
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♪ Cos it's superglue
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♪ It's superglue, baby!
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♪ Knock 'em dead
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♪ Knock 'em dead! ♪
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(CLOCK TICKING)
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(DISTANT WOMAN CHATTERS)
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(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
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(DISTANT CHATTER CONTINUES)
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(PAN SIZZLES)
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Oh, good timing.
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Move that washing out of the way
and sit down.
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What?
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Did he come back yet?
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Well, the pub's not open yet.
I'll call it when it is.
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OK.
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Sit down.
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I think we should go to the pub.
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Fine.
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After breakfast.
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But he's probably
waiting outside for me.
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-After breakfast. -I'm not hungry.
-Alright, so go then.
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-I don't know the way.
-No. So, you'll have to wait, won't you?
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Now, sit down and eat.
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Jesus. Have I not got
enough dramas of my own?
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What's wrong with your eyes?
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Nothing.
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Go on.
Yeah.
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(PANTS WEARILY)
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(GROANS WEARILY)
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You got that money, then?
(GROANS)
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Where have all the good Samaritans
gone, eh?
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Er...
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Where the fuck is it? It should be...
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It is, I know.
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A fucking big envelope full of cash
right here.
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No.
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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-It's gone.
-So, we just pushed it all this way for nothing?
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Well, shall we push it back?
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Prick.
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Let's go.
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Twat.
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Fuck.
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Fuck. Fucking fuck-fuck-fuck.
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MAN: That's £5.20.
(DOOR ALERT PINGS)
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Having a nice day?
WOMAN: Yeah, alright.
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It's getting a bit grey now, though.
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Well, they say it's turning.
Oh.
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Looks like a storm's coming.
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Stay safe out there, darling.
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They say the Horned Killer's
moving south.
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Oh, God, I heard, yeah.
Scary, isn't it?
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It is. Bye now.
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(DOOR ALERT PINGS)
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Alright, mate?
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So...
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...I've got money.
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That's good.
Yeah.
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Thing is,
I had a bit of a mad night -
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you know how it goes -
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and, well,
I managed to leave it in the pub.
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Nightmare.
(SIGHS) Don't know the half of it.
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So, anyway,
I'm on my way back to get it, only...
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Well, so here's the thing, I'm gonna
need you to let me off for now,
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then I'll head to the pub
and pick it up
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and drop it back in as soon
as I've got it.
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No can do, I'm afraid.
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No money, no petrol.
It'll take about half an hour.
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No money, no petrol.
Yeah, I get it.
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The thing is, I really, really need
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to get back to that pub,
like, yesterday.
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No money, no petrol.
Yeah, just shut up, listen to me
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you fucking jobsworth cunt!
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Listen, John, mate,
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I'm having a bit of a time of it.
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Some carpet-muncher broke my nose,
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something really bad happened
to my best mate,
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I'm seeing ghosts
everywhere I fucking look
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and I've got a strong feeling that
everything will finally come apart
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unless I look after my boy,
who I've left in the pub.
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So, please, pretty fucking please,
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can you just do me
this one tiny little favour?
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You're not gonna help me, are you?
No money, no petrol.
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You've got a real habit
of repeating yourself, John, my man,
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which I imagine, coupled with the
name tag and the little company shirt
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makes you a real fucking turn-off, huh?
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A major league pussy repellent!
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I'll get your money.
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Take me ten minutes! You watch!
Fuck you.
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Shit little garage,
fuck, fuck, fuck it. Fuck it.
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Number one salesman in the whole
of Brighton. (MUTTERS ANGRILY)
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You fucking watch!
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Gary.
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(KNOCKS AT DOOR) Gary.
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What school do you go to?
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I don't go to school.
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Everybody goes to school.
I don't.
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Me and my dad are on the road.
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He's, um... teaching me the ropes.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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Lucky.
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(KNOCKS ON DOOR) Gary!
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Listen, I think maybe
I'm gonna have to make a call.
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What call? Who to?
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Well...
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to social services.
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Why?
Cos I'm not your mum
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and you need looking after
and I can't do it.
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-Maybe they can sort you out - with someone who can.
-Like who?
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Er, I don't know. A family.
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But he's coming back.
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But he hasn't.
But he is coming back... OK...
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...so you don't have to call anyone,
OK? Alright, OK, yeah, calm down.
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-Well, we can't just sit around here - all day.
-Why not?
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Cos we've stuff to do.
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I can wait outside for him.
(CHUCKLES) No, you can't.
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It's OK.
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I'm not leaving you here
on your own.
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-Why not?
-Cos it's a stupid, shitty thing to do is why.
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We'll come back.
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Put your seat belt on.
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♪ JOY DIVISION: New Dawn Fades
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Morning.
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I need a scotch.
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Cash or card?
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Give me a second.
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-Ladies.
-Oh. Today is your lucky day.
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WOMAN: Horrible.
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(WOMAN LAUGHS)
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(WOMEN LAUGH AND CHATTER)
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(SIGHS)
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(WOMEN CHATTER)
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(LAUGHTER)
Sorry to interrupt...
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(LAUGHTER DIES)
...but I think you're eating my lunch.
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Excuse me?
Well, it's rabbit food
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and I'm...
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(SNIFFS)
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I'm Bunny.
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Bunny Munro.
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(CHUCKLES) Now, ladies...
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...day is your lucky day
because in this case,
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right here in this here case,
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I have the finest range of beauty
products found in the known world,
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which I'm offering today,
and only today,
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and only to you beautiful ladies,
half price.
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I might add that, due to a very
temporary cash flow issue,
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I will need the money upfront.
Now, who'd like a demonstration?
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(LAUGHTER)
Shall we?
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Hillary! Stop it!
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(LAUGHTER)
OK...
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(CHUCKLES) I'm telling you,
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this stuff will... will...
will change your life. (LAUGHTER)
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Um... OK.
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Well, I can also offer some...
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...extras.
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You know, extras, extras.
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But I am in a bit of a mad rush, so
we'd have to -(GROANS) Oh, my God.
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(LAUGHTER) Unbelievable.
You're missing out.
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This stuff will make you ten years
younger. 20 years. 30, you know.
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God knows you fucking need it.
Fuck... sake!
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(EERIE MUSIC)
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Fuck off!
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-Now, don't think I didn't notice you - looking at me.
-Oh, I don't think so.
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Well, today is your lucky day.
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I'm offering the finest beauty
products - creams, lotions, balms -
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all at half price.
Half price?
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Just for today. I will, I'm afraid,
need the money up front.
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That's not a problem at all.
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Yeah?
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OK. Right.
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I will need a demonstration first,
of course.
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-I'm in a bit of a rush.
-And my house is just around the corner.
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So, this might be your lucky day.
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Maybe...
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WOMAN: Now, slide your heel
all the way back. That's it.
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(DEVICE SNAPS)
Ow!(TUTS) You're fine. Come on.
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Get this out the way,
we can have some fun after.
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Promise?
Well, I'm gonna have some fun.
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You can sit around moping and doing
everyone's head in, if you like.
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-OK, and now the left.
-I thought we were going back to the pub.
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I'll call them, and I'll get them
to check outside and everything.
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But I promised my brother, so...
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There'll be loads of kids there,
so it'll be fun.
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OK.
So, that's a two and a half G.
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Right. So, have a look.
The black ones, yeah?
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OK?
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Oh, no, he's not... He...
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I'm sorry, but his...
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What?
His shoes are tiny.
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Yeah, but he's not mine.
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OK, so...
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(SIGHS) Fuck sake. Yeah, OK.
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Come on.
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OK.
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(GRUNTS WITH EFFORT)
That's better.
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(WAVES LAP SOFTLY)
YVONNE: Yeah, yeah, I get it.
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(MAN CHATS ON PHONE)
I know, I know.
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Just keep an eye out for him, OK?
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(MAN REPLIES INDISTINCTLY)
I'll try again in a bit. Cheers, Gary.
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Is it still not open?
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No, it is. Um... just...
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You know.
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I'll try again later.
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Sorry.
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There was nothing else
under ten quid and I just can't...
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They're... they're good.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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Great.
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Come on then, let's go.
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♪ MAX ROMEO: Tacko
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(LIVELY CHATTER)
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Do you want one of these?
Oh, thank you!
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Alright?
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Oi-oi! There he is! (CHUCKLES)
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Come here, little man.
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Happy birthday, Uncle Bill!
Thank you, Chris-Cross.
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-God, you're heavy.
-Happy birthday. -Thank you.
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I didn't get you anything.
Well, surprise surprise.
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What did you get?
Oh, you know, this and that.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Where have you been, anyway?
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We're looking for clown fish.
Cool.
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You won't find any.
254
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:21,416
It's an anemonefish.
I've read about it.
255
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,136
It likes reefs
and lagoons in warm waters,
256
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,880
so you don't see them in England.
257
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,256
Moon wrasse have been
found in England, though.
258
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,936
They're really cool.
259
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:36,080
But only off the coast of Cornwall,
so you won't see them either.
260
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,240
What's wrong with your eyes?
261
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,136
I need cream, but my dad's got it.
262
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,120
Where's your dad?
263
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,880
He's on his way.
264
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,680
Are you coming?
265
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,480
(CHILDREN CHATTER AND SHRIEK)
266
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,976
(LIVELY CHATTER)
267
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
(WISTFUL MUSIC)
268
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,960
Here we are. Number 19.
269
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,456
Nice car.
Yes, isn't it?
270
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,616
So, is there a Mr Birch?
271
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,376
Oh, no, not for 20 years.
272
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:43,840
But... we've had
so much fun in this car.
273
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,280
Couldn't bear to part with it.
274
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,576
You'll think me a silly old trout,
Mr Munro,
275
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:54,720
but even though he's dead
and I'm as blind as a bat...
276
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,696
I still pay to have it cleaned.
(CHUCKLES)
277
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,760
Now, what's the point in that?
278
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,496
I have no idea.
279
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,560
No, you don't, do you?
280
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,816
Come on in, Mr Munro.
281
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,880
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
282
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,736
How about a nice cup of tea,
Mr Munro?
283
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:21,440
Er, not for me, thank you. I'm a
little pressed for time, actually.
284
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,216
As though it's been plucked
from your beautiful garden,
285
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,536
can you smell the rose hip and cedar?
286
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,360
It's been many years since
anyone's done this to me, Mr Munro.
287
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,296
You've certainly charged
an old girl's batteries.
288
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:40,096
Old? Why, Mrs Birch, your hands
are just like a young girl's.
289
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,920
Oh, you silly man.
290
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,016
Well, they do say
that this replenishing hand cream
291
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,856
has almost magical
restorative powers.
292
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,816
How does that feel?
293
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,280
Divine.
294
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,280
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
295
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,560
So, how many bottles
shall I put you down for?
296
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,920
Life's getting harder,
don't you think, Mr Munro?
297
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,080
Hm?
Call me Bunny.
298
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,560
Colder.
299
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,720
Breaking apart. Fracturing.
300
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,680
We drift through it...
301
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:29,296
...making no waves, affecting no-one,
302
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,360
affected by no-one.
303
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,480
It's death.
304
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,160
And it's so lonely.
305
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,600
So, I've gotta get going.
306
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,376
We must cling on, tighter than ever.
307
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,536
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
308
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,720
(CHUCKLES)
Uh...
309
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,920
Do you ever read Auden, Mr Munro?
310
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,640
Er...
311
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,240
Auden said everything.
312
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,280
We must love one another or die.
313
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,520
We must love one another or die,
Mr Munro.
314
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,680
Bunny. Call me Bunny.
315
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,296
We must love one another or die.
LIBBY: (Bunny...)
316
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,400
(CHIRPING INTENSIFIES)
317
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,136
Jesus fucking Christ!
318
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,016
What do you lot all want from me?!
319
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,240
-Sorry, Mr Munro, I didn't - mean to upset you!
-No, I'm fine.
320
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,216
I'll take the hand cream.
What?
321
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,376
I'll write a cheque straightaway.
What?
322
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,336
-The chequebook is in the drawer, - over there.
-What? A cheque?
323
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:40,576
What the fuck am
I gonna do with a cheque?
324
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,760
-Well, I'm afraid it's all I have, - Mr Munro.
-Fuck sake!
325
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,536
Fucking loopy old cunt.
326
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,376
♪ CW STONEKING: The Thing I Done
327
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,440
(WHISTLES SHARPLY)
328
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,336
Yes! Get in.
329
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,416
♪ All flesh and bone I come
330
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,000
♪ All death 'long by my side
331
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,456
♪ In from the storm
332
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:16,480
♪ This scornful breath
upon my tongue
333
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,800
♪ Oh, the thing I done...
334
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,120
(CHATTING AND LAUGHTER)
335
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,656
♪ I took my chances
336
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,960
♪ Took what chance I got
337
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,496
♪ Lord knows my hands is tied
(SIGHS)
338
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:40,040
♪ This is by an ancient blood...
339
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,680
(SONG CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
340
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,016
(SONG FADES)
341
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,200
(DISTANT CHILDREN LAUGH AND CHATTER)
342
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,520
Remember when you let me
stay off school for two weeks?
343
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,760
When Daddy was gone.
344
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,336
And we closed the curtains
345
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,296
and... made it all dark
346
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,640
and didn't answer the door.
347
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,040
And we pretended
it was just us in the whole world.
348
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,920
Yeah.
349
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,720
Just cuddle on the sofa.
350
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,320
How many films did we watch?
351
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,720
A hundred?
352
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,400
I didn't like it that much.
353
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,776
And all my friends at school
were friends with other people
354
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,600
when I got back.
355
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,960
Just so you know.
356
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,160
I think I want you
to leave me alone now.
357
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,240
(SOMBRE MUSIC)
358
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,160
CHRIS:
You were right about the clown fish.
359
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,720
I saw a crab, though.
360
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,520
Do you wanna play tag?
361
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,816
Ow!
362
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,256
Hey! Christopher! (SOBS) Chris!
363
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,800
What happened?
364
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,280
What did you do that for?
365
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,896
I'm talking to you!
Why did you do that?!
366
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,496
(SOBS) I know, love, it's
OK. You're gonna be alright.
367
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,976
Let's go.
368
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,416
Come on!
369
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,536
Hey, you're alright.
Come here, come here.
370
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,256
♪ JOHN CALE:
If You Were Still Around
371
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:56,000
♪ If you
372
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:03,320
♪ Were still around...
373
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,200
(BANGING ON DOOR)
374
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,776
Alright, hold on.
(BANGING ON DOOR)
375
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,480
Hold on.
376
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,400
Libby.
377
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,360
(MURMURS SLEEPILY)
378
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,080
(GROANS SLEEPILY)
379
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,360
Might've overdone it a bit.
380
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,120
You swore.
381
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,896
(SOBS)
382
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,960
(SONG CONTINUES)
383
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,720
(DISTORTED JARRING SOUNDS)
384
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,560
Libby...
385
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:23,696
♪ You could write like a panther...
386
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,696
(SIREN WAILS)
387
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,696
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
388
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:35,720
♪ Whatever got into your veins
389
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:46,000
♪ What kind of green blood...
390
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:50,096
When's it gonna stop bleeding?
It really hurts.
391
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,160
Yeah, I know.
392
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,440
(SONG FADES)
393
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,336
Here.
394
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,736
Go get your PJs on
and go get into bed.
395
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,640
I'll come and tuck you in.
396
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,976
Is his head OK?
397
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,920
He'll be fine.
398
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,920
Hell of a shot.
399
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,360
Go on. Water's still in.
400
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,320
I'm OK.
401
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,456
No, you're not.
402
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,240
If there was ever a boy
who needed a bath, it's you.
403
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,600
Go on.
404
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,936
And use this towel hanging up.
405
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,880
Don't just mess about, wash.
406
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,240
OK?
407
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,880
Chris, you got your PJs on?
408
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,120
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
409
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,480
You alright?
410
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:48,120
I can bring you down there in a bit,
if you want.
411
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,080
We can have another check outside.
412
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,480
Do you wanna do that?
413
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,560
Do you really think that...
414
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,120
...maybe there's a family
that can look after me?
415
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,640
Yeah.
416
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,256
I'm sure there is.
417
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,320
If that's what you want.
418
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,776
Shall I go and call?
419
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,880
They might be able to come tonight.
420
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,280
OK.
421
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,240
OK.
422
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,536
REPORTER: On News Time,
panic grips a London borough,
423
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,656
as the mutilated body
of a young mother
424
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,736
is found in her home in Maida Vale.
425
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:02,416
The mystery of what could've caused
her devastating injuries were solved
426
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,416
when bizarre CCTV footage emerged,
capturing the...
427
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,680
(NEWS REPORT CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
428
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,936
REPORTER: ..the now notorious
'Horned Killer',
429
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,776
wielding a blood-soaked garden fork,
430
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,056
running at top speed
through the local high street,
431
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,176
sending waves of terror
through the community,
432
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,256
as shoppers scrambled
to get away from him.
433
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,880
Police believe he may...
434
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,336
GARY: Fuck me. Forget something?
435
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,760
Where is he?
436
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,256
Where's Junior?
437
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:40,440
Yvonne took him.
Alright, well, what's her address?
438
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,176
Lizzie, go have a look in the books,
439
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,280
see if you can find
Yvonne's address.
440
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,120
Here have a drink while you wait.
441
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,160
Hear about Poodle?
442
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,696
I didn't see it.
443
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,176
Didn't say you did.
444
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,096
Fucking terrible business.
445
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,640
Yeah.
446
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,240
Put it on tab, shall I?
447
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,880
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
448
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,520
You alright, pal?
449
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,656
Here you go.
450
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,216
Yvonne's address.
Cheers.
451
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,096
Yeah, hold on, hold on, mate.
452
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,016
Geoffrey rang earlier, said he's
been trying to get hold of you.
453
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:44,080
It's about your dad. Apparently his
carer's had enough and packed it in.
454
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,960
-Said that you need to get up there - sharpish.
-Fucking...
455
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,040
Yeah.
456
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,440
Yeah.
457
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,040
Alright.
458
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,616
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
459
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,400
OK?
460
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,120
-(DOOR OPENS) -What the fuck?
-Hello?
461
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,800
-Where is he? - Where the fuck - have you been?!
-Don't you start.
462
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,936
Dad.
463
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,096
Alright, boy?
You came back.
464
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,376
Course I did.
(SCOFFS AND CHUCKLES)
465
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,600
What? Come on.
466
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:38,816
Hey, you don't have to.
Of course he does. I'm his dad.
467
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,280
Get in the car.
468
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,880
Let's go.
469
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,200
Junior.
470
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,680
Bye then.
471
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,000
Bye.
472
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,200
♪ LINDA PERHACS:
Hey, Who Really Cares
473
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:30,680
♪ Been coming down for a long time...
474
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,936
Where's our car?
475
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,976
I had to leave it.
476
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,800
This one's cooler.
477
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,040
It had my cream in it.
478
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,400
I'll buy you more cream.
479
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:49,320
And my encyclopaedia.
480
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,720
I'll get you another one.
481
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,440
I don't want another one.
482
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,880
Where are we going now?
483
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,400
We're going to see Grandad.
484
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,560
The great Bunny Munro the First.
485
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:34,600
♪ I used to think of Ferris wheel
light sounds
486
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:41,440
♪ The Friday hum of neons and blue
487
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:48,960
♪ But now they're like circular cages
488
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:54,216
♪ Of graded tin and rusted wind
489
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:58,256
♪ Hey, now, who really cares?
490
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:02,000
♪ Hey, won't somebody listen?
491
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:08,696
♪ Let me say what's been on my mind
492
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:12,416
♪ Can I bring it out to you?
493
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:16,576
♪ I need someone to talk to
494
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:22,560
♪ And no-one else
will spare me the time
495
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:38,120
♪ I used to think of Ferris wheel
light sounds
496
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:44,840
♪ The Friday hum of neons and blue
497
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:52,320
♪ But now they're like circular cages
498
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:57,816
♪ Of graded tin and rusted wind
499
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:01,736
♪ Hey, now, who really cares?
500
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:06,096
♪ Hey, won't somebody listen?
501
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:12,176
♪ Let me say what's been on my mind
502
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,736
♪ Can I bring out to you?
503
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:20,296
♪ I need someone to talk to
504
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:26,176
♪ And no-one else
will spare me the time... ♪
505
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,680
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