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Mmm.
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This tea is delicious, Daphne.
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What is your secret?
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Oh, that's what it is. Okay.
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Jim, uh, really?
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These HR seminars are endless. What is
this?
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Respecting the workplace?
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Meh.
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We did one of those at the fuse box.
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I just rounded up everybody and I said,
hey, cut it out. You know what you're
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doing.
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End of seminar.
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Well, our insurance company requires a
little more than that.
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We just have to find a new HR person.
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Our last guy got MeToo'd.
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He was demonstrating unsolicited hugging
and got a little grabby.
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Well, Dave, you're an HR pro. Why don't
you do the seminars?
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You've done a million of them. Sounds
like a little bit of a conflict of
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interest to me. I also tend to get a
little grabby with the boss sometimes.
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Look, Dave, this is perfect, man.
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You're always looking for an excuse to
lecture people.
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Well, I am good at it.
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Thank you for all the tea, Daphne. Uncle
Malcolm has to go get changed because
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Mercedes is taking him to the Usher
concert tonight.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, Mama. What?
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Oh, oh. Are you okay?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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My back.
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My whole damn back.
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Oh, son, I've been there.
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I mean, the tiara makes it so much
sadder, but...
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Welcome to the block. Welcome to the
neighborhood.
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Welcome to the...
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Who's
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ready to see Usher?
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Yeah, about Usher.
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Oh, my God. What happened?
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He threw his back out having a tea party
with little Daphne.
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Oh, what a good uncle you are.
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Well, forget about the concert. I'll
stay here and take care of you.
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Oh, no, baby, that's sweet. But don't be
silly. You go ahead.
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Really? Yeah.
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Have fun. Take a friend.
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Okay, I could.
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Or I could spend some quality time with
your mom.
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Uh, Tina?
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Okay, Mercedes, if you think you're
going to score points with me by taking
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to see Usher, then you are absolutely
right.
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Guys, the hour we've all been waiting
for draws nigh.
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You told Marty about my seminar?
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No, man, I'm talking about proposing to
Courtney.
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Oh, great.
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I hate having to keep that secret from
Tina.
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Secrets are meant to be shared with
everyone, Marty.
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Jim, it took so long for the ring to
come in, and I still need to get her
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blessing. But April 5th is the perfect
day, obviously.
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Why is that obvious?
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It's first contact day.
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And Star Trek 8, the day in 2063 where
the Vulcans and the humans meet.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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I don't know what it means, but so
sweet.
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All right, setting up your own room. I
just need to make the bed.
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Yeah, well, you may have to carry me in
there.
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You should have known better. I mean,
babies are cute, but they are dangerous.
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You must have hurt yourself a lot
picking me up, huh?
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You were a big -ass baby, but no.
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I was a young dad.
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By the time I was your age, you were 12.
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Thank you for the pep talk, Pop.
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Anytime, Unc.
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Oh, oh, look.
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Seriously, Pop, have I wasted too much
time?
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You know, my little brother already has
a family.
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Oh, son, you're doing great, man. I
mean...
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You graduated college.
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You're a published writer.
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Finally found my passion.
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Bought my first home.
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And then there's Mercedes.
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She is pretty great, Pop.
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You're smiling like you just cashed a
check. What's going on?
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That's all right. That's all right. I
know you're doing good, son. I'm proud
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you. You're a mature, grown -ass man.
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Oh, thank you, Pop. So which one do you
want? The baseball sheets or the space
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jam? Space jam.
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She got a cherry.
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She got a cherry!
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What are you saying?
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Do you know how Usher always picks a
couple of lucky women in the crowd and
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seduces them with a cherry?
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Yeah, well, tonight he picked your
woman. Yeah!
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Look at that.
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Isn't that cool?
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Hell no, that ain't cool.
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Oh. My.
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God. Your girlfriend.
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is trending, Malcolm.
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Hashtag Mercedes Usher cherry bomb.
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Yay!
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Uh, is Tina in that video?
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No, look, it's nothing, Pop. He just
puts on a little show.
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Oh, he puts on a show, all right. He
just skates around shirtless, all oiled
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in a fur coat.
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Tina better not be in that video.
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She didn't take a cherry, Mr. B. Yes,
right. I know she didn't.
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What's wrong with it, Calvin? If I'd
have been there, I'd have been begging
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a cherry like a baby bird.
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Oh, that old usher. He's something else,
huh? He's a wild boy.
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Yes, he is.
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Oh, look at that. Still got my VIP
wristband on.
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So he can just do whatever up on stage,
huh?
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You know what? I got to admit, That
cherry thing was a lot of fun.
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Fun? Yeah.
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Fun, fun.
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It was just fun.
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Don't tell me that you are on their side
about this.
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I'm sorry, whose side?
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Marty, Gemma, all of them. They think
it's fine to be disrespectful in your
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relationship or to get a piece of dirty
fruit from a half -naked, greased -up
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little boy.
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But in their defense, I mean, it's not
just any man. I mean, Usher has the
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of an angel. Ooh, and he could really
dance to those skates. Oh, my God.
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You know what? I guess I'm the only one
that's out of my mind that thinks it's
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not OK to be taking food from somebody
you don't even know if he washed his
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hands or not.
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Calvin,
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Calvin.
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You are acting like a grumpy old man.
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OK, if it'll make you feel better, I
promise I will never let any man put any
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food in my mouth.
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For any reason, okay?
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Come on, baby, it's chewy.
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This one.
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Come on.
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Yeah. All the spoons are dirty. It's a
knife and fork kind of night.
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Welcome to the seminar. I'm Dave
Johnson.
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Now, we have two options today. We can
make this dry and just get it over with,
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or... No.
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No, no.
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It's not a vote.
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Or we can make it fun.
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Why are we here today?
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As Aretha Franklin would say...
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I'm still going to finish writing it.
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Mr. B, do you have any cough syrup?
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Daphne gave me her cold. This is her way
of saying thanks.
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For giving me life.
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Oh, look.
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Whoa.
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Do you know you have stickers all over
your face?
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Yes. Do you want me to help you get them
off? No, no.
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Whenever I'm sick, I break out. These
are covering my pimple.
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Oh. Okay, so having stickers of little
flying saucers all over your face is
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better than pimples?
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I thought it was until this
conversation.
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Can I... Have the medicine, please.
Yeah, yeah.
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Of course.
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Cherry flavored.
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Are you still tripping about Usher?
Ain't nobody tripping off no Usher.
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Okay. Good.
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All right, fine.
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Last night, Tina and I got into a little
tiff.
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Why? Because.
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She agreed with you, Marty, all of y
'all.
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Y 'all don't see how this cherry thing
is disrespectful to a relationship.
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Oh, come on, Mr. B.
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Lighten up a little. The cherry thing,
it's just fun.
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Fun? If she wanted to have fun, she
shouldn't have gotten married.
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And that is why there is a difference
between saying, that's a nice sweater,
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you really fill out that sweater.
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You get it now, Dan?
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Okay, I feel like the energy is flagging
a bit, so it's candy time!
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Heads up! Ew!
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You hit me in the eye!
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I said heads up!
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Okay, you know what? Let's open up the
floor. Who can share an experience where
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they felt like they were being
disrespected? And please remember, no
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A guy came into the school and threw
candy at my face.
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Again, I'm sorry you don't understand
the phrase, heads up. Anyone else?
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I gave a third grader a B. The parents
came after me, said I was ruining his
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chances at Harvard.
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Okay, frustrating.
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I get that.
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Oh, the worst part was an unnamed
administrator told me to just take it.
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Yes, this unnamed administrator seems
completely checked out. They're supposed
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to have our back.
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Look, that unnamed administrator has a
lot going on, OK? She can't handle
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everything for you. Or he, let's not
gender.
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This person used to care too much, and
now she's just like, whatever.
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And on crazy hair day, she came in with
regular hair.
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We all look like idiots.
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I spent my whole night putting in
cornrows.
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We're going to have to have a separate
sidebar about that.
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Gemma was busy, okay? She forgot.
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Okay, Tia, Tia, again, no names.
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She forgot? She forgot to do her job?
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Oh, now you're saying that she doesn't
do her job. Too busy to do her job. No,
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she's been busy and bad.
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Listen,
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we don't have to have your back. Okay,
look out, everyone. It's cloudy with a
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chance of milking.
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Jeez, your back is a mess.
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Just from playing with a baby?
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A toddler, okay? Way heavier than a
baby.
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Hey, but look, I, um, I saw that video
of you and Usher and... Oh.
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So this tension is less baby and more
cherry.
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I guess. And I know, I know, I should
not care about Usher giving you that
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cherry. But you do. Very much so.
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Malcolm, it's just a show.
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I've gotten cherries from Usher three
times.
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I've taken a rose from Harry Styles.
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I've twerked on Drake.
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It's not that.
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I just, did you say you twerked on
Drake?
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Don't tell me you're one of those
controlling types.
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Oh, no.
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No, I am not, OK? I never have been,
ever. And I've been with hundreds of
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OK, because that's not going to,
hundreds of women?
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No, not hundreds.
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I... Look, Mercedes, the point is this,
you and me,
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it just feels different.
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I get it.
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Usually when Usher gives me the cherry,
he grinds on me and I grind on him.
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That's not helpful.
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What I'm saying is last night, for the
first time ever,
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I stopped the grind.
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Because I was thinking of you.
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Really? Yes.
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You ruined the grind for me, Malcolm.
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And I know we've only been together for
a few months, but I've never felt like
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this about anyone.
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Ever.
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You've been married twice.
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And your point is?
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All I know is I have spent my whole life
waiting, worrying about
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making a commitment, overthinking
everything.
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It's wasting time, way too much time.
And now the best thing that's ever
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happened to me is right here in front of
me. And I don't want to waste another
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minute.
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What do you think?
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I am saying that I am in love with you.
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I'm in love with you, too.
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That's good to hear, because I'm about
to do something crazy.
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How crazy?
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Well, I hope it's not too crazy, because
I don't have a ring or anything like
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that. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Are you sure you want to be my third
husband?
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No.
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I want to be your last husband.
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Sadie, will you marry me?
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Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Now get up and kiss me.
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Oh, OK. OK, I can't. Oh, OK.
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I'm down.
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Thank you, everyone.
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It's a great session.
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All right, let's get out of here.
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Gemma, we should really debrief. There
are some staff who feel like the
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administration could be treating their
concerns with a little more... Tammy,
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that weasel Scott said that you've been
acting like you don't have a damn left
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to give.
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Tina, no names.
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Okay, fine.
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You know, you have been a little checked
out lately, but they tore you a new
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one. Then Rick, Shoshana, Betsy, and
Phil jumped in. Oh, and then Janet.
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Started popping off.
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Tina, can you give us a minute, please?
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All right, I'm going to go corner Tammy
in the parking lot. No, please don't.
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Gemma, please take this with a grain of
salt.
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You know, employees, they like to blow
off steam.
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I don't know.
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I think maybe they're right.
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When Grover was here, I saw the school
through rose -colored glasses.
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But now that he's graduated?
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I guess I'm just not feeling it anymore.
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You're still doing such a great job, and
you're helping these kids so much.
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Am I?
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I mean, that's why I got into teaching,
but now?
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Seems like I'm just kissing ass, raising
money, and helping privileged parents
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get their entitled kids into Range
Rovers.
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Why didn't you tell me you felt this
way?
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Because I know it's a great job, and it
pays well.
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The pension is amazing.
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I just miss loving it.
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Tina and Tammy are in the parking lot,
and their earrings are off.
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Oh, my.
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Oh,
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my.
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Alvin?
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Good day.
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About last night.
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Look, I know that I can be a possessive
old school pain in the butt.
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Yes, go on.
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I'm sorry.
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You deserve everything that life has to
offer.
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I want you to have every cherry in the
world.
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Come on, have a seat.
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Well, why do you want me to sit down?
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Girl, for what I paid for this coat,
you're going to get these cherries.
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Mommy! Daddy!
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Would you relax? Your mama just having
some fresh fruit.
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We ought to start locking that door. Oh,
don't worry. I will be knocking.
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Hey, guys.
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Ooh, terrific coat, Calvin.
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Tina, I just wanted to thank you for...
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Don't y 'all have cherries at your
house?
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Hey.
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No, no, no. Your parents are not
receiving visitors.
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I think they are going to want to hear
this.
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Family, we have an announcement.
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Malcolm and I are getting married.
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This isn't happening.
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Malcolm, you can't do this to me, man.
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What? You know I've been planning to
propose to Courtney for months.
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I paid George Sakai $200 for a
congratulatory cameo.
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Marty? Will you give me a second, girl?
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From here you come.
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You're going to want to steal my
thunder. Do you even have a ring?
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I have a ring, Malcolm.
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Marty.
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Oh.
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Hi,
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Courtney.
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You were going to propose to me?
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You heard that, huh?
329
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You were yelling pretty loud, so.
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OK, you know what?
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Screw it.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Courtney.
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Diane Pridgen.
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I'm gushing snot. I have pimple stickers
all over my face. I have sweatpants on
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from the drugstore.
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This can't be the moment that I remember
for the rest of my life.
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So all those stickers are this?
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Yikes.
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00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,190
Okay.
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00:19:52,490 --> 00:19:55,370
Look, this isn't how I wanted to do this
either.
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So, if today's no,
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If another day is yet, don't make any
plans for April the 5th.
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First contact day?
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First contact day.
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Calvin,
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you okay, baby?
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00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:23,340
Yeah, no.
349
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,980
No, it's just bright in here.
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Hey, little bro, we didn't mean to steal
your thunder.
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It wasn't planned at all.
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00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:38,660
It's okay, man.
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I'm happy for you.
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I'm happy for you, too.
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You know who I'm happy for?
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Me!
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Oh, my goodness!
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I get to have two weddings!
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00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:53,980
Oh, this is great! Two weddings?
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00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,540
Yeah! I'm gonna have to return this
coat.
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