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Stephen: What's coming is
a blizzard of horror.

Celia: I've been
going round snooping.

Lucy: This is life or death,
isn't it?

Claudia:
19 celebrity players

arrived at this Scottish castle

to play the ultimate
murder mystery.

Claire:
Let the games commence.

Alan:
Maybe I have got a dark side.

Claudia: All in the hope of
winning up to £100,000

for their chosen charity.

Come on!

Claudia: One by one,
the Faithful have fallen.

Joe W.:
By order of the Traitors,

you have been murdered.

Oh my god!

Claudia:
And with only one Traitor

caught along the way...

I have been all through
the game completely faithful...

to the Traitors!

Claudia:
a deadly dinner party...

You must murder in plain
sight at tonight's dinner.

Parting is such
sweet sorrow, Celia.

Claudia: and the
penultimate Round Table...

- Kate.
- Joe M.: Kate.

Claudia: sealed the fate
of the final five.

Oh, jeez!

Claudia: But with suspicion
still circulating...

I'm pretty sure
that Cat is a Traitor.

I am a Faithful.

Yeah, I'm not having it.

Claudia:
have the Traitors done enough

to take the win?

If it comes down to me and
you, we split it between us.

Yeah, Traitors for life, yeah.

Claudia: Or will the remaining
Faithful hunt them down?

I think that Cat and
Alan are Traitors.

I'm coming for you.

This is The Celebrity Traitors.

It's the final morning and,
with no murder last night,

all five players will be
heading to the castle

for one last breakfast.

Nick:
Am I the first in?

Ah, no one else is here.

I feel really good.

I can't believe
that I'm a Faithful

and that I have survived
to see my final breakfast.

Wow, wow, wow.

It has been the most
overwhelming experience.

I did worry that, you know,
when the game first started,

and I helped Celia
in that twist...

Shield!

Claudia:
Yes!

I thought that it had maybe
put a target on my back.

Nobody's put Nick
forward before, have they?

Nick:
But I'm still here.

I have loved it.

There's been times
where it's felt difficult,

frustrating.

I can't believe it.

But overwhelmingly, it's just
been absolutely thrilling.

Alan:
How's Nick done that?

Nick: However, because
this is the last day,

I think you have to speak up.

You can't sit back now.

My gut is saying
that Cat is a Traitor.

And, you know,
I've lasted this far.

I really want to win now.

Come in!

Who is it?

Hey, Cat.

Cat:
Hello, how are you?

It's not very weird
sitting here on my own,

just looking at the
painting board and just

seeing how mad it is,
how many people have gone.

I know.

It feels amazing
to be in the first ever

Traitors celebrity final.

I've surprised myself
that I could be a Traitor

and be quite a good one.

I'm not a Traitor.

No, I don't think you are.

They're not going
to know what hits them.

But also the confidence
I'm growing in myself

every single day.

La, la, la.

I do struggle with socializing.

You love making drinks,
don't you?

It's kind of like
exposure therapy,

being around this many people.

I'd like to speak.

I've made some
real friends in here.

I started to feel quite sad
having to murder them.

I'm not happy with you.

Cat:
I'm sorry, Lucy.

You're okay!

You're nearly halfway, darling.

Me and Alan are doing
great together.

Two Traitors in the final.

We are not going to throw
each other under the bus.

Traitors for life.

I've come a very long way.

I'm just trying not to
slip up at the last hurdle.

We're in the final.

I know.

It's been quite a journey.

Nick:
Hello, hello, hello?

Oh!

- Look at the outfit.
- Ooh, I love, outfit.

I love this.

See the shoes?

- Nick and Cat: Oh!
- Alan: Yes.

With clasps on.

Oh my god, I'm in the final.

I mean, and let's face it,
I have worked hard.

It's definitely had a jet wash.

I started this game
a bit of a nervous wreck.

The turret's up that way, love.

I'll see you up there.

Oh, god, please.

I've thrown some really
good friends under the bus.

You've got a bit
of hair in your face.

Oh, thanks.

Alan: I've murdered
national treasures

in plain sight.

Partying is such
sweet sorrow, Celia.

I'm clearly a better liar
and a better Traitor

than I thought I was.

Oh, I wish she hadn't
got that shield.

I would have killed her off.

The one thing I've learned about

my whole Traitors experience
is I'm a fighter.

I've got you!

Hurry up, you dickhead!

Oh my god!

Oh, no, it's a rock.

I'm quite good
at creating chaos.

Oh!

You're telling me

you've said to Claudia,
"I'll just be a Faithful."

It is the final and we've
still got two Traitors left.

I am a Faithful.

I am!

My game plan is to use
my powers of persuasion.

You can trust me.

And not to mess it up.

Bring it on.

It's been so surreal,
and so unique.

It really has.

Wonderful, infuriating.

It's been everything.

It's been absolutely everything.

Come in!

- Hello.
- Nick: Yes.

- Cat: Hello.
- Hi, Joe.

Did you ever think...

What, in general?

- No, do you have...
- I have thoughts, yes.

Let me finish the sentence.

Okay.

Did you ever think
you'd be in the final?

Not in a million years.

Alan:
None of us did.

Alan and Cat:
None of us did.

- Nick: It is good.
- How cool is it?

Never thought I would
make it past day one.

I'm knackered,
but I have a shield.

Let alone get to the final.

Give it some!

Players:
Yeah!

Alan:
Don't get up!

Joe: What do you mean,
don't get up?

It's been a bonkers journey.

From the start, where
I was pretty intimidated

by the celebrity names,
didn't know how to really

behave around people.

I just don't think I'm going
to go to the Round Table.

Being the ringleader of the
first Traitor banishment.

I can't get my head to stop
thinking about you, Jonathan.

I have been all through the
game completely faithful...

to the Traitors!

Yeah!

I'd started to change
my behaviour a little bit

and open up to the group.

I miss you, mate.

- I trust you implicitly.
- Likewise.

Being in The Traitors final

is way more stressful
than playing for England.

My gut feeling is that Cat
and Alan are the Traitors,

but actually when it comes down
to it, Nick, he's the only one

I'm really, really confident
of being a Faithful.

Make it stop!

All bets are off.

I want to win it.

Just got to work out how.

No, but we should be
really proud of ourselves.

Alan: We should!
I am buzzing.

Come in, David!

Alan:
Oh, yeah.

Surprise, surprise.

Surprise, surprise.
Hello.

David: I'm completely
amazed that I've got

this far into the game.

Never thought I'd get
past the first

few banishments or murders.

Never thought I'd survive
the chests of chance.

I never dreamed
I'd be in the final.

I've put down Niko.

I'm a Faithful.

David: I totally underestimated
how difficult this game is.

I totally underestimated
what it is like

to be at the Round Table.

- Stephen.
- A Faithful.

To be on the missions, it's
one thing watching this on TV.

It is a totally different
thing living this game.

Kate:
Mind your feet!

David: My strategy of trying
to look for behaviours

hasn't got me anywhere.

I think we're all holding
back because we've just

loved being with each other.

This has been
an amazing experience

with some wonderful people.

That we've built
real friendships here.

I just didn't think
I'd have so much fun.

If you're playing a game,

the best case scenario
is that you win.

But whatever happens,
we're leaving the castle

as a group of friends.

That's just,
that's kind of wonderful.

I hope whatever
the mission is today,

we can have as much fun
as we have in all of them.

We have to.

Because it's been
the best part of the journey.

Nick:
Hi, Claudia!

Alan:
Oh, hello!

Claudia:
Hello!

It's your final breakfast.

Nick and Cat:
I know.

How lovely to enjoy breakfast
knowing nobody's been murdered.

Players:
Yes.

And the final five.

We started with 19 players,
and it's you.

Well done.

You've absolutely smashed it.

Tonight, the game will end and
your fates will be decided.

So, today,

question
everything and everyone.

But first, a mission.

Yes.

Claudia:
And it's a big one.

And one more thing.

Oh, no, sorry.

I lost my train of thought.

Alan:
Train!

Cat:
Ah!

Has she said that wrong?

Isn't it trail of thought?

Players:
No, train of thought.

I lost my train of thought.

Did you think it was trail, Joe?

Alan:
Right, shall we go outside?

- Cat: Yeah.
- Library?

Joe:
If you want, yeah.

Alan: I'm really going
to miss this view.

Cat:
It's gorgeous.

What an experience.

Alan: It feels almost wrong
to be talking about

who we think's
going to get banished and...

David:
Yeah.

'Cause you can't help
but just be reflective

on the experience.

David: I just haven't got
the energy to work out

who's a Traitor.

I'm suspicious of you,
I'm suspicious of everybody.

Everybody, we have to be,
yeah, we have to.

Well, it's got to be one of us.

Or two of us.

Cat got some heat
from Nick last night,

and obviously our strategy
has to change.

Me and Cat just have to stay
strong and not slip up.

I've been thinking
all night how...

we play this out.

Before we enter End Game...

There's a banish...
there's a Round Table.

Nick:
There is a banishment.

I mean, look, I voted for Cat,
so I think I would vote

for Cat in there.

Let's assume Cat and Alan
are going to go with David,

'cause I think they will.

Option one, I could go for
David and then David's gone,

but that's almost like
sacrificing another Faithful.

The other option
to that is actually

we get round David today

to say, "This is
what we're thinking."

We go with getting rid of Cat.

There's different
scenarios we have.

Yeah.

But ultimately, the only way

I'm ending the game...

is if I'm in
the final two with you.

Ideally, Cat would be
banished first.

I think Joe might go
with me and vote for Cat.

But a tiny, tiny bit of me
is telling me not to completely,

utterly believe that
Joe Marler is a Faithful.

Alan, there's
a question mark over.

Hello.

I'm more inclined to say
David's a Faithful than Alan.

I don't know.

I think we have to work
on the basis that there

were three Traitors.

Alan:
Mmm.

So, obviously,
we've got Jonathan.

Ideally, we would banish
the person who we banish,

who's, you know, who takes
the number down to four.

Hope they're a Traitor,
but we'll never know.

So then there's four of us left.

But then it's like, what to do?

I forgot about the Round Table.

Nick:
I know, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's important you don't
forget that though, Alan.

Well, let me know.

If there's... if I'm not there
at the seat at the Round Table,

come and find me in the castle.

Claudia: It's time
for the final mission.

This is the last chance
for the players to add money

to the prize pot for
the winner's chosen charity.

Final mission!

Alan:
Come on!

I'm hoping it's
like a steam train,

'cause I won't be happy
with, like, you know,

242 from Inverness.

I want the full shebang.

I'm more certain of you
being a Faithful...

Than you are of yourself?

Don't think you can do that.

This is our last chance
to get a whole lot of money.

Yeah.

Traitor, Faithful, who cares?

Let's just get lots
of money, yeah?

David:
Absolutely.

Nick:
Oh... hang on.

Right, what's going on here?

Oh, that's the train station.

Hi.

- Hey, Claudia.
- Hey.

Welcome to your final mission.

You have had some
epic missions, haven't you?

Players:
Yeah.

That is nothing
compared to this.

If you are successful today,
you will add an extraordinary

£20,000 to the prize fund.

Players:
Wow.

So how are you going to do that?

Wow.

I've never seen a steam train
before in my life,

except on TV, which was fun.

Felt like I was
transported back in time.

That is excellent timing.

Yeah.

Claudia: Players, this is
The Traitors' Express.

An express is
the right word to use,

because to be successful
in today's mission

you are going
to have to be fast.

Very soon, you are going
to board the train.

There are five carriages.

In the back carriage,
there are four locked crates.

Each crate contains

£5,000 worth of gold.

In each carriage,
there is a key.

Retrieve the key
and get to the end.

This train stops
at the end of the line

in exactly 20 minutes.

- Okay.
- Whoa.

So you have to find the keys,
unlock the crates,

and get the gold in 20 minutes.

In those crates, there's gold.

That's lovely.

There is also...

explosives.

Oh my god!

When the train stops,
get the gold,

get off the train,
and come to me

before the crates explode.

Oh my god.

Cat:
Oh my gosh, Claudia.

Players, are you ready
for the most exciting

commute of your lives?

Yes.

Okay, I've always wanted
to say this, all aboard.

- Okay.
- Oh my goodness.

Good luck.

There's no other
options to commute?

You're going to be alright, Joe.

Joe:
Alright, okay.

Players:
Oh!

Cat: Joe!

Why are you slamming it
like that?

Listen, I love a steam train,
but not when it's packed

with explosives.

There's me thinking it's going
to be like the Orient Express,

but actually it's more
like that film Speed.

Nick:
The murdered?

Alright, here we go, guys,
here we go.

Alan:
Oh my god, look at this!

Nick:
So we're looking for a key.

So there's portraits.

Oh, it's Joe!

We saw paintings of
all of the players

that me and Alan have murdered.

All little RIP signs.

Joe:
Why is there a hole in Lucy?

So, we're looking for a key...
oh, key!

- Alan: You found it?
- Nick: It's in here.

So, a combination...

There must be a code.

Joe:
What's the code length?

Cat:
Five.

We could see the key,
which had been,

you know, padlocked shut with
a kind of combination lock.

Celia?
Is it Celia?

Do you spell her name?

Maybe.

Alan: Yeah, Celia.
Oh, there's no C.

Nick: Unless it's an anagram
of Celia.

Joe: Hang on, R-I-P,
R-I-P, R-I-P.

Players, two minutes have gone.

- Alan: How many minutes?
- Two minutes have gone already.

Claudia,
don't do this to me, please.

It took us forever.

Oh, hang on, Ruth, A-R-O-L-P.

Rolp, rolp, rolp.

It was not a good start for us.

We can't fail on the first one.

We were just really struggling
to work out what the code was.

R-I-P.

It's three letters.

- R...
- Rest in peace.

- R...
- Joe: Peace!

Nick:
R-I-P-C-I?

Alan:
R-R...

- Joe: Peace!
- Alan: Peace!

Alright, shut up!

No, no, no.

Joe: Hang on, look at where
the rips are.

There were slight rips
in the pictures,

and I went,
"Oh, R.I.P.

R.I.P."

- Rip, tear?
- Oh, tear.

- Alan: Tear, and a tear.
- Oh, yes!

Oh, good.

Excellent.

We scrabbled at
each of the paintings,

and behind them were
a series of letters.

Alan:
Oh my god, of course!

Rip!

There's an E on that one.

D.
What's that one?

- Cat: T.
- Alan: Is it death?

D-E-A-T-H?

Nick: Yes, maybe.
Yeah, try it.

This is an H.

- That's an A and an H.
- Alan: It's definitely death.

Push it, pull it.

- Players: Yes!
- Yes, yes, yes!

- Well done, Alan.
- Joe: Put it in your pouch.

Right, I'll put it in my pouch.

- Put it in your pouch.
- Everyone, it's in my pouch.

Nick:
Okay, the banished.

Joe:
The banished.

Okay, you can do this,
but time is running out.

Right, we've got
to speed up, guys.

We've got to speed up.

Okay, look, look, look,
here we go.

- Jonathan.
- Tameka, Kate, Alan.

Oh, wow, it's our actual ones!

Carriage two,
everyone spots our actual slates

that we'd used
at the Round Tables.

Oh, right, where's the key?

Number of votes
for the banished.

Nick: The number of votes
for the banished.

Nick: Okay, right.

Oh, hang on, let's count 'em.

- David: Yeah.
- So someone pick a name.

- Nick:
- Tameka.

Right, I've got
all the Jonathans.

It was another combination lock.

We had to put in the number
of votes for the banished.

So Jonathan, Tameka.

Joe:
You got Mark?

- Cat: Yeah.
- Joe: There's Mark.

Oh, god, there's loads here.

- Joe: Quicker, quicker!
- Yeah, yeah, quicker, quicker.

We'd wasted a lot of time, so it
was a race against the clock.

Nick:
One, two, three, four.

I was going up and
looking high on the racks

to make sure we hadn't
missed any slates.

57, 58.

Another one for Claire, 58.

I think it must be 58.

Let's just check all
the ones we've got to make sure

we're not missing anyone.

Nick:
Yeah, I think it must be 58.

Joe: I've put 058,
it's not 58.

- Nick: Okay.
- Alan: You're joking me.

We tried 58 originally,
but it was wrong.

The lock wouldn't open.

Any more?

And we had a recount.

Ah, I've got it!

- Oh!
- Ha, ha, ha!

- Nick: Yay!
- Let's go!

Finally, 61 worked.

It was such a relief, 'cause
we haven't got much time left.

We ready?

No way!

Open the door, nearly lose
control of my bowels.

Not a chance!

Alan:
No way!

Nick:
Okay, quick, find the key.

I did not see that coming.

We were outside, I could see
cows, I could see a river.

Nick:
Where's the key?

Joe: Hang on,
we've got to undo the chain!

Nick:
Right, okay.

Joe:
Where's it tied to?

In front of us were two coffins
with chains wrapped around them

and we had to get
the key that was inside.

Joe:
Where's the start?!

Alan: If Paloma's in here,
that's a really good sport.

Joe:
Hang on, I've got it here!

- Nick: Well done.
- David: Is it all one chain?

Yeah, it's all one chain.

Unwrap it that way.

We had to unchain these coffins.

Well done, Joe.

I say we, Joe Marler mainly
unchained the coffins.

He was like
the strongest man alive.

Alan:
So lift it up.

- Joe: No!
- Alan: No, okay.

Joe:
Undo that bit.

I led a little bit here 'cause
I was happy to lose a finger.

Alan:
Can we open it up?

Joe:
Yeah.

Alan:
Oh, what's in...

Cat:
Well, the things that Lucy...

Lucy and the Apollo.

Nick:
Oh, right, where's the key?

Joe: Hang on, we've got
to open that one.

Open the next coffin, come on.

Can we have a time check, please?

Six minutes left.

Six minutes left!
Six minutes left!

- Nick: Six minutes.
- Joe: Hang on.

We had wasted so much time
in carriage one and I was

thinking we're never
gonna do this.

Pull!

See if that opens,
pull that one!

Alan: Do you think
we can get it open?

Joe:
It's a screw, hang on!

Alan:
Come on!

Joe:
Ah! Hang on!

- Alan: You got it?
- Joe: Let's go!

Alan:
Quick, put in me bum bag!

- Put in me bum bag!
- Come on!

We ain't got time
for your bum bag!

What's this?

What are we looking for?

David: Just a key, I guess
it's just a mad scrabble.

- Alan: What we doing?
- Joe: Just have a look!

Alright, shut up, I'm only here.

The fourth carriage,
there was just sort of

like big barrels of coal.

We're looking for keys, yeah?

We just had to simply dig
and try and find that key.

Joe:
Oh, here we go.

Ah!
Nick!

It's not me!

What's that, what's that?

Ah!

- Sorry, Joe.
- Nick, you keep doing it!

- It's the wind.
- Ah!

Nick!

Nick: I'm gonna hold it up
with my head.

Players, you've got
three minutes left.

Alan: Three minutes to go, guys!
Come on!

When we found out we
had three minutes left,

it was half panic,
half adrenaline.

We were so close,
and then obviously

we had the threat
of the explosion.

- We've gotta get the money!
- Yeah, we need to get the money!

- Let's go!
- Let's get the money!

The clock was ticking.

We did think, "Shall we
just go and bank the money

with the three keys
and forget about the fourth?"

Can I get in here?
Come on.

Joe: Nick was determined
to find that key.

He fully got in the crate.
It was like a cat litter.

Yeah, got it, got it, got it!

- We've got it.
- Let's go!

- We've got the key!
- Let's go!

- Hang on, some one get...
- Get it.

Players, one minute left.

You're nearing the
end of the line.

Alan:
One minute left.

Come on!

Yeah, got it, got it, got it.

Joe:
What numbers are they?

- Alan, just give us...
- What's the number?

I've got three.

This is number one.

- This is number two.
- Number two.

5,000, 5,000, 5,000.

Claudia:
The train is here.

£20,000.
Yes, yes, yes.

At that point, we had
less than 30 seconds.

- It's gonna blow!
- Go, go, go, go.

Come to me!

Alan: Okay, let's go.
Come on, come on, come on.

- Come on!
- It's gonna blow.

- Get out!
- Time's running out. Come on!

Run! Quick!

We did it!

Guys, you did it!

- Yes!
- Yes!

I can't believe it!
How did you find it?

Amazing. Amazing.

- The best.
- It was amazing.

You worked beautifully
as a team.

You have added £20,000
to the prize fund.

So your total is

£87,500.

Congratulations.

So, what a day.

Here's the thing,
it hasn't really begun,

'cause up next is
your final Round Table.

I will see you at the castle,
but congratulations.

You just jumped off a train
and then it exploded.

Please, get in your rides.

Joe:
What a final mission.

To our last Round Table tonight.

Yeah. I'd love to know
where David's head's at.

You find out where
David's head's at

and I'll find out where
Cat and Alan are.

I'm dreading the Round Table

because I think
it's gonna be intense.

I don't know if I'm prepared
for how intense it's gonna be.

But not like the others,
because we won't know.

Also, no one will have
their speech to say,

"Guys, you've really
got egg on your face."

Yeah, well, exactly,
we won't know.

What a mission, eh?

That was just crazy.

Alan: I'm so proud of you, Joe,
with those chains.

Honestly, you were so good.

Joe:
I know.

Alan:
The way you yanked them.

Nick:
I'm weirdly quite hungry.

Oh, look, dumplings.

Well, this reminds me
of school dinners.

"Please, sir,
can I have some more?"

Were you around when
Charles Dickens was around?

Mm, don't choke.

Cat:
You are.

Alan: I love Cat.

Last night in the turret,
we made a pinky promise.

We're gonna look after
each other

and we're not gonna
throw each other under the bus.

Oh.
- Hello, Joe Marler.

Alan: As long as Joe thinks
me and Cat are Faithfuls,

we can get rid of David,
we can get rid of Nick.

Just stick with Joe,
because Joe trusts us.

I've just got to hope
everything goes to plan.

Nick: How are you feeling
about tonight?

David:
I feel clueless.

The thing I wonder
is whether people

who voted for Jonathan early on,

that that was
part of a camouflage.

Well, that'd be Joe.

Alan would be a complete guess.

David:
Yeah, yeah.

It's amazing, there's been so
little suggestion that Alan...

Mm. And it's weird,
'cause then...

it's like, "Oh, well,
maybe that's a clue, but...

I have a question mark
over Alan,

but I'm gonna vote for Cat,
because I voted for her

yesterday and there's
been a couple of things.

I have suspected Cat before.
- Yeah, so...

I've gone round the houses.
- Yeah.

And I've thought
about everybody.

I have thought about
Cat as well.

Are you a Faithful, David?

I promise you I'm a Faithful.

I always have been.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Promise me.
- I promise you. Absolutely.

My presumption is that Cat

and probably Alan
will vote for me.

So, given all other
strategies have failed,

I think I've got to make
an alliance with Nick.

If Nick and I vote for Cat,
then the deciding vote

will be with Joe Marler,

which will be revealing,
one way or another.

What we doing at
the Round Table?

I thought we already knew
what we were doing.

The last time we spoke...

David.

You know, Jonathan's name came
up again and again and again,

and then when we
finally banished him,

we were like, "Why didn't we
do this sooner?"

I know, David's name
has come up again and again.

There is something...

There's something that's making
everyone feel suspicious.

If we're all in agreement,
my maths works this out.

Three beats two, doesn't it?

- Yeah.
- Regardless of...

Even if they both
ganged up and went with one...

Poor old Cat.

It's irrelevant.

It's irrelevant
who David goes for.

Cat:
Yeah, yeah.

He could go for me,
he could go for you.

- Let's stick together.
- Yeah.

My thoughts are still very much

that Cat and Alan
are the Traitors,

but I've just formed this pact

that we were gonna banish David.

It's risky, I know,
and it could backfire,

but I need to keep
Alan and Cat on side

so they don't see it coming.

And then we pull the rug
from under their feet.

Do you want any
chocolate brought out?

Oh, yeah, go and get me, like,
a little bowl of Maltesers.

- Okay, fine.
- Maybe a fizzy.

Oh, okay, I'll get a tray
as well, shall I?

Shall I put my pinny on?

- Cat: Yeah.
- Okay.

I know.

I feel bad for him, but listen,

he's not gonna change his mind.

We have to stay
thick as thieves with him.

- Yeah, so this is what we do.
- David first.

- David first, then Nick.
- Don't throw me under the bus.

I'm not throwing you
under the bus.

Pinky promise,
we said in the turret.

- We're winning it together.
- Yeah, please.

Yeah.

I'll be so disappointed in you.

I don't think Joe
is changing his mind.

If it goes to plan,
we're laughing.

Exactly.

The end is in sight.

Joe seems like he's onboard
with voting for David.

The ideal scenario,
we banish David,

then banish Nick,
then end the game.

Me and Alan, we've
done so much together.

It could be a Traitors win as
long as neither of us slip up.

19 celebrities
arrived at this castle

to play the ultimate
murder mystery game.

And now we're down to just five.

Three Faithful and two Traitors.

They're about to enter the
Round Table for the last time.

And after this banishment,
we will have our final four.

Going into the
final Round Table,

my only kind of real hope
is Nick does

what he's told me
he's going to do,

which is to vote for Cat.

I've not been very good
at convincing myself

someone's a Faithful
and making a pact with them.

I may well be
a lamb to the slaughter

who's been hoodwinked
by better players.

I'm so nervous
for this Round Table,

I think it's gonna be
really intense.

Nick might vote for me again,
but I'm ready to fight for this.

I've got my plan,

I'm hoping that I've done enough
to get David out.

Nick: Going into this final
Round Table,

we've gotta get them Traitors,

so the Faithful really do
need to rally together now.

I've got a plan.

Yeah, I've got to hope
and pray that I'm right.

If it goes the way
I'm hoping it does,

then I get the deciding vote.

I've got to make a decision on
whether to vote David or Cat.

I don't know. I don't know.

Alan: We're at
the final Round Table.

We've got two Traitors
that have been Traitors

since the very beginning.

But I hate being this cocky.

I've just got to be so careful.

Players, this is it,

the final Round Table.

It takes real skill
and resilience

to make it this far.

So, to each and every
one of you, well done.

The final prize fund, then.

It stands at a staggering

£87,500.

Before this night ends,
one or more of you

will be taking that money home

to your chosen charity.

You will also leave

with all of the glory.

Remember, if only
Faithful remain,

they share the pot.

But, if there is still
a Traitor here,

they take it all.

A reminder, the banished player

will no longer reveal

if they are a Traitor
or a Faithful.

So from now on,

you are relying
only on gut instinct.

So, I ask you this,
and I really mean it:

who can you trust?

Who is on your side?

Players,
for the final time then,

the floor is yours.

I feel like
we're a little family

and this is really hard.

Cat:
I know.

But... No.

We've got to do this.

Yeah. Yeah.

Do we think there's
one or two Traitors left?

What do we think?
- I think two.

I think it's definitely two.

So, look, there are
so few things anyone

can say with certainty,
but, Alan, you know what?

I think I realize
that I've often felt,

especially going to
breakfast, like,

terrified and then this
sheer sense of relief.

And what I often
didn't get a sense from you

was the sense of relief
that you'd survived, maybe.

And maybe that's possibly
arguably true of you, Cat,

sometimes, that there was
never this sort of...

Like a relief.
Like, we've all had.

Like, we're relieved.

Oh, 'cause I go straight

into who's here.
- Who's left. Yeah.

Alan:
I'm in there

and I'm already counting
before I've seen...

what I'm gonna have
for breakfast.

I'm like...
Oh, yeah.

Just with you, Alan, you know
what I'm gonna bring up.

I forgot I had a shield.

You forgot you had a shield
and that just... I was like,

"Why has he forgotten
he's had a shield?"

Well, you didn't say
you've got a shield.

You said...

"You'll sleep well tonight."

And I went, "What?"

And you went,
"You've got a shield."

And I went, "Yes,
I've got a shield."

You didn't say,
"Have you got a shield?"

And I went, "No."

I don't know what you mean.

If you'd said, "You've got
a shield," and I went, "No,"

I just didn't know
what you were saying.

Joe,

as I'm someone
who raised your name

several Round Tables ago,

I found you
incredibly difficult to read.

Other people have had
the same thing you have.

In a castle full of comedians,

you've got some of the most
amazing comic timing,

a fantastic sort of
deadpan style,

and that would make
a great Traitor,

somebody who's really, really
difficult to read.

You've been somebody
who's been energetic

in mentioning names
and building narratives.

Now, the Faithful argument
is you've played the game well.

That is what you're
supposed to do.

But the other argument is

is that that's
also a good strategy

if you were a Traitor,

to start building momentum
against individuals.

I think the Traitors have
probably kept me in the game

because so many people
have gone,

"He's quite hard to read,
isn't he?"

Yes, at the start,
I was very guarded,

maybe harder to read.

The closer I've got in and
the more I've got to know you,

the more comfortable
I've got with you guys.

That's why I think the
Traitors have kept me around,

'cause they're like, "Oh,
he's a spanner in the works."

But could we say that your
softening of your image

could be like a
Traitor, you know?

You could be showing
different sides of yourself

as we get closer to
all that money?

- Yeah, definitely.
- And I'd say with you,

you're on the same level
as Jonathan

for going around
whispering names.

Yeah.

I remember when
Clare was banished,

you were straight down there
next to me,

down by that fire pit,
and you said, "Mark."

Joe: Yeah, I was
adamant about Mark.

Clare wasn't even
cold in the ground.

You went, "Mark."

I think that's unfair,
actually, because that was

the one where Mark had
slammed his hand and thing,

and I'd already
had suspicions of him,

and then I was like,
"It's him. I've solved it."

Yeah.

Obviously, I voted
for you last night, Cat.

There was a thought that,
well, maybe

you and Lucy were quite close,

and I wondered whether that
was kind of a good move,

because it meant that you
could kind of be quite,

seem to be quite
close to a Faithful.

The only other thing,
and the idea

that in the Wailing Banshee
round,

that we had kept the fact
that you had got the shield

hidden from the other team.

And obviously as a result,
we were kind of,

we thought, oh, well,
maybe we'll all be protected.

I wonder maybe if that was
a brilliant double bluff.

In terms of a
balance of Traitors

and those voices in the mix,

knowing that Jonathan
was a Traitor,

I do feel that you'd be
a really good, you know,

team player with Jonathan
and, you know,

the idea of you as a duo...

and I think it's a trio,
obviously...

but as a duo,
that feels like a...

For the range of personalities,
you would imagine that

that's what would work best
as a team of Traitors.

For me, it's just
a small suspicion.

I feel like we've
got on really well.

- We have.
- And it's been great.

The one small con
I've got for you

is that you've been really quiet
all the way through.

Mm-hmm.

I thought, well,
maybe that's why.

Yeah. I think...

Throughout, I've always
found the Round Table

just a lot of different voices

and, like, struggling to know
when to put my thought in,

and then not sure,
like, what I'd be adding,

because, you know, when I was
voting for Stephen,

it was more of a gut thing
of just, like...

So, kind of just going, "I'm
gonna vote for you, Stephen,

because it's my gut,"

isn't really sort of
furthering conversations.

With the forest situation,
yeah, I genuinely

just thought that
that would be a good way

to sort of kind of
shield us all.

- But it did.
- Yeah.

I just thought it would be
a good way to shield us all.

It wasn't a double bluff.

And I was really close to Lucy.

We're just both Faithfuls.

The reason you gave about Cat
is probably the reason why

I have suspicions
about you, David,

because I just think, you know,
Jonathan Ross is so out there,

audacious, gift of the gab.

You have got
the gift of the gab,

but you do it
in such a, you know...

- Cat: Poised.
- What?

- Poised way.
- Poised, yeah.

And cerebral and measured, yes.

So, yeah, I mean,
then I was thinking,

one minute you had five votes

and the next Round Table
you didn't.

And, I mean, I know we don't
understand why that happened,

but, you know, if there
are three Traitors,

you could've got a Traitor
to go in every room and go,

"Why are you voting for David?
That's a wasted vote."

You know, let's face it,
we are a bit sheep-like.

- Mm.
- You know?

And I know, I know, I know,

and you must be sick to the
back teeth of being accused,

but a bit like Jonathan,
your name keeps coming up.

David: The point about me being
voted in the tie break,

I think what happened that night
was that Joe Wilkinson

was so convinced
that he convinced others.

Yeah.

The reason why it dissipated,
I don't know.

I mean, I presume
it was in the interests

of the Traitors to dissipate it.

But I was convinced by the fact
that Joe Wilkinson was murdered

that that was
the Traitors' attempt

to put more pressure on me.

And I think they presumed
that I'd come up.

I think Jonathan voted for me
twice in the next Round Table...

I just want to pick up on that.

Jonathan voting for you

when the writing was sort of
on the wall for Jonathan,

it was like, was
that him signalling, like,

"Look at David next"?

I think Jonathan voted
for me for the same reason

that we've been
talking about me,

because there were so many
votes the previous day.

If there was any chance of him
not being voted out,

it was in the hope that
I'd get as many votes,

we might have another tie-break
or something like that.

Players, the time
for talk is over.

Please write down the
name of the person

you believe is a Traitor.

Cat, we're going to
start with you.

Who do you believe
is a Traitor and why?

I've gone for yourself, David.

I'm so sorry.

I really, really hope I'm right.

David?

Well, again,
belief is too strong,

but I return the favour, Cat.

Claudia:
Nick.

I voted for the coolest
person out of all 19 of us.

Cat.

Alan.

It's not the first time
I voted for you,

but, David, I still
think you're a Traitor.

I'm sorry.

So, a vote count.

Two for Cat, two for David.

So, it all comes down
to Joe's vote.

Joe, who do you believe
is a Traitor and why?

I'm sorry, Cat.

I've changed my mind.

I hope I'm right.

Cat, you have received
the most votes

and you are banished
from the castle.

You have been amazing.

What a game you've had.

Please, leave the castle.

I wouldn't change a thing.

I think I played it
the best way I could.

It's been amazing.

Got to the final.

So, I'm proud of myself for
keeping up a lie for this long.

I am gutted.

David's argument persuaded
Joe to go towards me,

but he made the right decision.

I am a Traitor.

I had the most fun ever

and I hope Alan goes
and wins it for us both.

Cat is the last player to be
banished from the Round Table.

Was she a Faithful?

Was she a Traitor?

The answer to that
you will only discover

when this is all over.

Players, think very carefully
about your next move.

The next time I see you
will be at the end game

and only then will
all your fates be decided.

You are the final four.

I believe Cat was a Traitor.
I do believe.

So do I.

She just wasn't even
on my radar, but...

What just happened?

Why did Joe go rogue?

I don't know what
he was thinking of,

and that has really thrown
a spanner in the works.

I do feel vulnerable, you know?

I thought
I'd have Cat by my side.

We just work so well together,
but now I'm on my own.

That is terrifying.

It feels a bit of
a hollow victory, doesn't it?

- I mean, we'll never know.
- We'll never know.

Well played.

None of this feels good,
though, does it?

Even if you go with,
"It's just a game,"

like, we have
all still made bonds.

Oh, god, there's not
many goblets.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Alan is the remaining Traitor.

We've got to get rid of Alan.

That's easier said than done,

'cause I just can't work out

whether Nick managed to convince
David to vote Alan.

I did not enjoy that.

I know it's a game, but
it bloody makes me feel...

- Sick?
- Sick.

At this point, it does.

I've a good mind to close down
Carl's Bar and move abroad.

I feel for Cat.

If she's a Traitor, wow,
what a game she played.

Oh, what a game.

Well, the other thing was,
she seemed to really relax

in the last day or two.

Joe's parting words
to Cat were, "I'm sorry."

That was the first thing
he said.

I'm pretty convinced
she was a Traitor.

So there is sadly something

that's really making me question

whether Joe has just played
an absolutely brilliant game.

But then, could it be Alan?
Maybe.

I think I just have to
go with my instincts now.

- Cheers to Cat.
- Cheers to Cat.

And the final four.

To the final four.

And being in the final four.
Cheers.

So Traitor Cat has been banished

at the final Round Table.

But of course, the Faithful
don't know that yet.

The question is,
can they do it again?

The end game is in sight.

Alan has remained undetected
throughout the game.

So, will the Faithful unite?

Or will Alan take it all?

Did you ever think you'd
be here in the final four?

Oh no.

I've surprised myself
getting this far, yeah.

My wife and kids,

I don't think
they're going to believe me

when I tell them I have made
the final.

I'm just so grateful I got
the chance to play this game.

What's your plan now?

My one true,
hundy Faithful is Nick.

I've got to get rid of Alan

because there's just something
that tells me he's a Traitor.

How do you feel about being
the last remaining Traitor?

Oh god, did you see
my face as Cat...?

I was like, Cat,
don't leave me here!

Because I thought,
wow, you know,

me and Cat were just going to
vote them all off.

So I don't,
I'm a loose cannon now.

I'm like a rudderless ship.

So what are you going to do?

I don't know what
I'm going to do.

I've put everything on the line.

I can't trust Joe now.

I don't know who to trust.

What have you learned
about yourself?

I mean, there is an image
of what historians are like,

and it's a bit more serious
and grown-up than I actually am.

Claudia: Who do you trust
the most?

David: I don't think
I trust anybody.

I think my strategy has got to,
in some ways, go in reverse.

Not who do I most trust,
but who do I most distrust.

You're going into the end game.

- I am.
- How are you feeling?

It's a mixture of nerves
and excitement,

because I'm nervous that
I might have got it wrong again.

Because of the way
Joe voted just now,

and said, "I'm sorry,"
there's a tiny part of me

that's going into endgame
thinking he's a Traitor.

I have a question mark
over Alan.

I do trust people quite quickly,

and my judgement's
not always right on that.

Players, this is it,

the final showdown.

You are now fully
in control of this game,

and only you decide
when it ends.

Are you all Faithful,

or are there still
Traitors among you?

The answer to that question
is incredibly important,

'cause it could be worth

£87,500.

If you are all Faithful

and you decide to end the game,

that money will be split equally

for your four chosen charities.

But if there are any Traitors
still here,

they take it all.

In front of you are chests

that contain ceremonial pouches.

One is labelled Banish Again,

the other is labelled End Game.

If you believe there are
still Traitors in your midst,

then choose Banish Again.

If you believe
you are all Faithful,

then choose End Game.

Players, there will be
no discussion.

And let me say,

if just one of you
chooses to Banish Again,

all four of you
will vote a player out.

This game only ends when
those that are here

decide to end the game

or if there are
two players left.

Players, please
choose your pouches.

Thank you, David.

It is time to find out
what you'd like to do.

Banish again or end the game?

I will now throw your pouches
into the fire

and that will reveal
your answers.

Alan, we will start with you.

Let's see what you have
chosen to do.

You have chosen to banish again.
Why?

I've still got a little bit
of unfinished business.

It's to do with Joe.

Earlier today, me,
Cat and him were outside,

and he said, "Let's vote for
David, all three of us,"

and that's what we said we'd do.

And yet, round the Round Table,
he goes for Cat,

and it just made me
very suspicious.

Joe, let's see what
you've chosen to do.

You have chosen to banish again.
Why?

I believe there is at least
one Traitor still in the game.

Claudia: David, let's see
what you've chosen to do.

You have chosen to banish again.
Why?

Because I'm convinced
there is at least one Traitor

still in the game around
this table this evening.

And finally, Nick, let's see
what you have chosen to do.

You have chosen to banish again.
Why?

Like David, I also believe that
there is one Traitor still here.

As you have decided
all to banish again,

we will go to a vote.

Please write down
the name of the person

you believe is a Traitor.

Alan, who do you believe
should be banished and why?

I think it's Joe.

He's just been acting so
suspiciously the last few days,

and I've put
two and two together

and I think he's a Traitor.

Joe.

I was convinced that
Nick and David were Faithfuls.

So that left one.
I've gone for Alan.

Claudia: David.

I believe...

Joe is a Traitor.

And that's because on the night

I tried to raise the idea
that Joe was a Traitor,

I came very close
to being banished myself.

And when I think about
who voted for me,

that makes me
even more suspicious.

And for the final vote, Nick.

Joe.

Honestly, and I mean this,

you're the person I have got
to know the most here,

and I adore you,

and honestly,
I didn't believe it,

but you voting for Cat
was what sealed it.

But I love you.

Joe, you have been amazing.

You have had a brilliant game.

But you have received
the most votes.

You are banished.
Please leave the castle.

Oh!
I read it so wrong.

It hurts.

It hurts to be stabbed in the
back last minute like that.

Not even an inkling.

Gutted.

So, Joe has been banished.

Only three of you remain.

But are you all Faithful,
or is the Traitor still here?

Once again,
you can now end things

right here, right now.

Or you can banish once more.

This is your last chance
to banish someone,

because the game
automatically ends

when there are just two of you.

Players, please
select your pouches.

Alan, let's see what
you have chosen to do.

End the game or banish again?

Alan, you have chosen
to end the game.

- Yeah.
- Why?

I just don't get any Traitor
vibes from these two at all.

David, let's see
what you have chosen to do.

You have chosen to end the game.
Why?

Because I've never believed
Alan was a Traitor.

I had suspicions about Nick,

but the way
he's just spoken about Joe

means those suspicions
evaporated.

And I may be wrong,
it may not happen,

but I did love the idea
of the three of us

all being Faithful
and ending the game together.

Nick, this is the last pouch.

If it burns green,
we end the game right now.

If the fire burns red,
we banish again.

You have chosen to end the game.
Why?

Well, the prize pot doesn't
technically divide by three,

but I genuinely believe
both of you are Faithful

and, um, I think we did it.

I think we got Cat and Joe
right at the last second.

Claudia:
Thank you.

So, the three of you
have chosen to end the game.

If you are all Faithful,
you will split the prize pot

between your chosen charities.

If there is a Traitor here,

though, they take it all.

A reminder,

the prize fund is currently

£87,500.

We are now going to finally
discover who you truly are.

David, will you now
please reveal,

are you a Faithful
or are you a Traitor?

I am, and have always been,

a Faithful.

Nick, please reveal.

Are you a Faithful
or are you a Traitor?

I am...

and always have been...

a Faithful.

Alan.

Now please reveal.

Are you a Faithful
or are you a Traitor?

I am...

and have always been...

a Traitor.

Oh, fuck!

- I'm so sorry.
- Oh...

It's been tearing me apart.

I'm so sorry.

- You did brilliantly, Alan.
- You did brilliant.

You did brilliant, you did
brilliant, you did brilliant.

It's a game
and you played it brilliantly.

- You did brilliant.
- It's a game.

You played it brilliantly, Alan.

You did it
absolutely brilliantly.

Well done.
You did brilliantly.

You did brilliantly.
It's alright.

You did absolutely brilliant.
It was amazing.

You're tearing me apart.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Come on, it's a game.

You've done it brilliantly.

You've done brilliantly
and you've won.

- I feel so bad.
- Don't be stupid.

Think about the charity.
It's amazing.

- No, I don't want... no.
- No, come on, come on.

Alan, you have won the game.

- Congratulations!
- Whoo-hoo?

You have been
absolutely outstanding.

Faithful, well done.
You made it this far.

Is there anything
you would like to say?

I just want to say, well done.

You played the game brilliantly.

It breaks my heart to see how
that burden has weighed on you.

I couldn't do it,
so I admire you

for doing it so brilliantly.

I almost can't believe
that it was Alan.

And I thought it was
almost everybody else.

What we saw is that that burden
was really heavy for him,

because that's not who Alan is.

He's just
a beautiful human being.

I mean, well played.

That was just brilliant.

Go on, Alan.
Tell them who the others were.

- So Jonathan, we know...
- Jonathan. And Cat.

Cat. Oh!

- Oh, Joe!
- Not Joe?

No, not Joe.

- Wow.
- Oh, god.

Oh, my god.

Utterly, utterly shocked.

Joe was right,
and I was wrong about Joe.

Alan Carr.

Wow, he played
an absolute blinder.

Nick and David, you have
both been utterly phenomenal,

but now is the time, I'm afraid,
to leave the castle.

Okay, bye-bye.
Well done, Alan.

Off you go.

Oh, my god!
Joe!

Come, come here, come here.

Oh, when he went,
"Faithfuls together,"

I was like,
"Don't say that."

Oh, god.

Listen, you've done it.

- You did it.
- No, I have.

And that's
an amazing amount of money.

It's an amazing amount of money.

You've won it.
£87,500.

- Oh, that's amazing!
- For your charity.

- Yes, wonderful.
- Tell me the charity.

Neuroblastoma.

It's a wonderful
children's cancer charity.

They are going to... oh,
that money will change lives.

Thank you.

All that lying,
all that treachery,

it was worth it, wasn't it?

You see?
You did it.

You did it, Alan.

Oh! What...

What a rollercoaster!

How did this happen?

I was awful at lying,
I had no poker face,

and here I am, the winner.

Come on, darling.
There you go.

Maybe I do exaggerate
a showbiz story now and again,

but to just lie so bluntly
to people's faces,

it was tough.

I don't know
whether I want to know.

I have been
and have always been,

since the start, a Traitor.

You...

I'm not saying the words
I want to say.

That was amazing.

Oh no!

Joe!

- Joe?
- Joe!

I suggest you two have
your drinks on the top step.

I thought I was
being played, Joe.

I am so sorry.

I love you too, mate.
It's been unbelievable.

- Well done, well done.
- Well done.

You played an absolute blinder.

Cat, you went undetected
for so long.

- Come on, come on.
- Oh, wow.

I've got people
who want to see you.

Oh.

It's Alan.

The winner!

Come on, come be
with your friends.

Alan:
Oh, I love you.

You should be ashamed
of yourself.

- I'm an awful human being.
- You are not.

- All: To Alan.
- The winner.

He did it.
Come on, darling.

Congratulations to our winner.

Thank you.

That's for you, Alan.

Yes!
Yes! Yes!

- Congratulations!
- Oh, wow.

To Alan Carr.

All: To Alan Carr.

- To Alan Carr!
- To me.

To me, the most hated man
in Britain.

No!

Say it one last time for me,
darling, parting...

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

You've got something
on your face, Claudia.

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