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Claudia:
Previously...

19 celebrities arrived to play

the ultimate murder mystery.

These dastardly treasures,
we've got to find them.

Claudia: All in the hope of
winning up to £100,000

for their chosen charity.

Alan Carr: Oh!

Claudia: One by one,
the Faithful have fallen.

Stephen Fry: I am, of course,
as I have told you

all along, a Faithful.

Claudia: And a brutal
face-to-face murder...

Oh, my God!

Claudia: saw another
Faithful's demise.

Alan:
Lucy, you've been murdered.

Claudia: A speculation in
the castle mounted...

I'd love it if you came with me
on the Jonathan theory.

You can trust me.

Can I?

Claudia: a daunting
mission...

You're doing well!

Shut up!

Claudia: bagged
one player's safety...

I'm gonna sleep easy with
the shield tonight.

Claudia: and
a fierce round table...

I'd quite like to hear from you.

You're telling me I don't speak?

I am going to vote for Jonathan.

Claudia: saw a Traitor
finally banished...

I have been all through the
game completely faithful...

to the Traitors!

I am throwing you
a dinner party.

But with no rest for the wicked,

the Traitors were set
another deadly task.

You must murder in plain sight
at tonight's dinner.

One Traitor must toast the
player you want to murder

while saying the words...

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

How the hell are we
going to do this?

Why is it always me?

Claudia: This is
The Celebrity Traitors.

Oh, look at this!

Oh, this is nice, isn't it?

Oh!

Ooh, look at this!

Alan:
There's seven of us left.

The more time I spend with them,
the more I bond with them.

Ooh!

And now I've got to murder
one of them in plain sight.

Well done on everybody
for catching a Traitor.

WDE.

As I might get murdered tonight,
thank you, all of you.

You've predicted your own murder

for the last seven meals.

Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes,
eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.

Same.

This genuinely, though,

has been, like, one of those
once-in-a-lifetime...

Oh, it's been amazing.

This has been our problem.

We've liked each other too much.

This has been our weakness.

- From the word go.
- Right on the work.

- From the start.
- Yeah.

And that blinded me with
Jonathan, you see.

Seriously.

Does anyone feel like this game

is nothing like how you
thought it was gonna be?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

David: It's so much harder
than I thought.

The thing I really didn't expect
from this experience

was the idea that I'd be
changed by it.

Mm. Yeah.

And I do feel changed by it.

And that's a real surprise.

I remember even on day two,
I realized very quickly

that we had fallen into
every single cliché

of what people say who were
playing the game, like,

"I think it's this person
'cause this..."

And this was when there
was, like, 19 of us still.

Yeah.

I didn't think I would be as
sucked into it as I was.

I thought it would be much
easier to spot Traitors,

whereas actually you've just
been bedazzled,

dare I say, by the great
personalities around you,

which just makes your
head spin, doesn't it?

But the great thing is we've
really, I think, been ourselves.

And that's quite a major thing,

especially if we're not
playing a character.

And we're just
having to be ourselves,

which I think is a
difficult thing to be.

So I think that's
an achievement.

It is an achievement.

And just more fun, actually,
like more fun

than I thought I'd ever have.

I feel like I've learned
lots from all of you

in different ways.

I mean, sorry, it probably
sounds a bit naff,

but I feel a bit inspired.

Yeah, I get that.

I feel like I've
laughed so much.

I think I've had quite
a few years recently

of being quite sad and having
to be quite controlled

and inward looking, and you've
all made me feel a bit like...

on looking out.

That's really nice.

I really do.

It's very nerve-wracking.

It's such a small group of us.

Anything could be noticed,

but I'm trying to not make
anything obvious

and not show anything
on my face.

I always have struggled
with, like, small talk

or just, like, not really
knowing what to say

to people when
you first meet them.

So I feel like I've learned...

And you have.

And given myself, like,

the confidence now to
go back to the world.

Joe, what have you learned?

Come on.

I didn't think it
would affect me...

As much as it...

on a real level.

I thought I'd be able to keep it

on a superficial game level.

Joe's a big softie.

I've had so much fun.
It's just been...

It's been a giggle, hasn't it?

It's been so fun, hasn't it?

Meeting everyone...

More fun than you thought?

Way more fun.

Oh.

You can say it as
much as you like,

"It's not personal."

Then we come to the
table and we go,

"Oh, Christ, we're gonna
have to vote somebody off."

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

'Cause I love you all, you see,

and that... that, what I think,
is the cruel part of the game.

I think it's a very clever game,
but I also think it's cruel.

Look, I'm sorry to say,

surely we're sitting
with two Traitors.

If it was three Traitors.

Alan: I didn't think there
was much time left,

and now I've got to kill
someone, and it's heartbreaking.

How am I going to murder
someone in plain sight?

I'm in everyone's eye line.

Alan...

What have I
learned about myself? Eh...

Yeah, go on.

Yeah, go on, Alan.

I don't know.

I mean, I should be
good at it, you know?

I've murdered Paloma
in plain sight.

I handed Lucy the death warrant.

I'm really hoping
third time's a charm.

I just need to open my
mind a bit more, you know?

Maybe that's it,
open my mind a bit more,

read an extra book.

I don't know what he's thinking.
I'm scared.

Everyone's so vigilant
and looking for things.

I actually thought I was, like,
good at puzzles and stuff.

And you realize, you know,
obviously, you're very...

You're all clever and stuff,
but, I mean, just your way,

you know, with the Trojan horse
and, like, Stephen,

you know, he's just got
that brain, you know.

And it's just the quotes
and everything he'd say

and, you know...

Just all got, like,
"Tempus fugit," and...

What did he say to me
if I went to bed?

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Claudia: Unaware that a murder
in plain sight

took place last night,

it's time for the Faithful
to find out

who has made it to breakfast.

Oh.

I'm the first one in.

I felt quite cool
coming in to breakfast.

Maybe because I don't have
the blood on my hands,

seeing that dinner table,

only Alan could do something
like that.

Oh, yeah.

Enter.

Hello!

No one else is here.

It was so obvious.

It wasn't.

It was so obvious.

Alan, it wasn't obvious.
It wasn't obvious.

I was so nervous.

I think, "What are we gonna do
if everyone goes for me?"

What, you think everyone's
gonna go for you today?

- Yeah.
- Do you?

- You watch.
- I think it's fine.

Don't stress about it too much.

- I'll try and keep calm.
- Yeah.

Last night was my second murder
in plain sight.

The first one was
very secretive.

I had Paloma alone
in the kitchen.

This one was a bit more,
say, theatrical.

It was out there.

So I am a bit worried.

I just need to get
through this round table

and just hope no one puts
two and two together

with the eggy Shakespeare quote.

Come in.

Joe!

Kate!
- Kate!

You always sound so surprised!

I'm always surprised you
survived another morning.

He's delighted,
really, aren't you?

Do you know what
that blouse needs?

A few more bows.

I don't think it's got enough.

Oh, my God!
So, we've survived.

Can we just take it in?

You survived.
You had your shield.

He had his shield.

Yes, I... See, I remembered
the shield I got.

I've got a lot on my mind.

- Okay, fine.
- Have you?

Can we just have breakfast

without discussing who
you might think

are Traitors and Faithfuls?

I don't think you're a Traitor.

You're so sweet.

I think Alan is a Traitor

who deflects and diffuses
everything with comedy,

but I don't have enough
Faithfuls

on side to bring it
to the table.

So, my plan going into tonight
is that I'm gonna vote off

either David or Kate,
but then I'm not sure...

I do have a suspicion of David.

I love the way Jonathan left.

He just left with such panache.

Let's think of some of
Jonathan's classic moments

and see if that reveals
any other Traitors.

Did he vote David as his last
passing Traitor mission?

David is really smart.

He is smart.

But then David didn't
stitch him up, did he?

Alan: So, who's still to
come through?

So, it's Nick, Celia and David.

My gut tells me
it's going to be Nick gone.

- I think Nick.
- Really?

Yeah, he's the most threatening
to the Traitors.

I think the Traitors
are going to get rid of

the most intelligent
because it's...

Worrying.

That's Nick and then me.

Alan:
Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh!

Oh!

Hey!

Celia's gone!

Kate:
Celia?!

Eyes, eyes, eyes.

Stephen, he's just
got that brain

and it's just the quotes and
everything he'd say

and just all kind of
like "Tempus fugit."

What did he say to me
before he went to bed?

Parting is such
sweet sorrow, Celia.

You know what I mean, like.

Did he give you a kiss?

No, no, I was trying this...
Don't build your hopes up.

Oh!

Oh, lord.

This is not a very good sign.

Am I dead?

"Dear Celia, by
order of the Traitors,

you have been murdered.

Yesterday the Traitors
murdered you in plain sight."

Oh, honestly!

Just because I was brave enough

to get that one Traitor out.

What a mean one.

I love being here.

It's been gorgeous,
and I'm devastated.

I so wanted to stay till the
end, but it's a game.

Ooh.

Celia.

I still can't believe it.

I miss her already.

My darling Celia is gone.

My heart is broken.

It's just made me want to get
the Traitors even harder.

Like, I'm sick of this.

They are taking out

some lovely, lovely people.

I'm not having it anymore.

I need to get the Traitors gone.

Gone, gone.

Who did she vote for last night?

Jonathan.

Oh, we can't blame,
can't blame him.

Good morning, everybody.

- Morning.
- You all right?

Yes-ish.

I'll tell you who isn't.

- Oh.
- And I love her.

Can't believe it.

Oh.

We love her, too.

Celia, my queen of the castle,

was murdered by the Traitors.

- Oh.
- Oh...

I have another piece of
information for you.

Oh, God.

Yesterday, the Traitors
murdered Celia...

in plain sight.

What?

How that was done, I leave
that for you to speculate.

Oh, God.

It's nearly time for a mission.

You've got to keep
your head in the game.

I'm keeping this.

Okay, so what happened
at the dinner party?

Who served who?

There was lots of cheers.

There was lots of cheers.

But it doesn't have to
be the dinner party.

It could have been
any time yesterday.

The one person we know
was a Traitor is Jonathan.

So what with Jonathan's
interactions with Celia all day,

not just the dinner party?

That's a good call.

Hang on, who spent the most
time with Celia last night?

Joe, you and I were left
in the kitchen together.

And a lot of us were
in the billiards room,

and Celia was there as well.

Right.

The Faithfuls
don't have any idea

how Celia's murder
could have happened.

And they overthink
things too much.

But that's been their
downfall this whole time.

Do you want to have a
little game of croquet?

Let's do it.

I can't believe it.

You know what?

It was the first time,
I think, with Jonathan going

out yesterday, where
she was saying in the day,

"Look, I think we
all need to kind of

now start
rallying together."

Yeah.

That has then been her downfall.

That vote from Jonathan,
we can't just ignore it.

Like, we've ignored loads of
other things in the game

because it could be he's shot
at a fellow Traitor.

Yeah.

So he's named you.

But if there's seven players...

Yeah.

And three of you are Traitors,

and you think
one of you's going,

wouldn't you try to build
a single narrative

against one of the Faithful?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- I was the logical target.
- Yeah.

David: Who voted for
Jonathan last night?

Nick:
I did.

And who else?
It was four votes, wasn't it?

Cat:
Alan did as well.

- Alan.
- Alan did.

I feel like, do I need to
start kind of considering people

who have not had much heat
on them at the round table?

And Alan is one of them.

Alan actually hasn't had much
heat on him

at the round table, really.

They don't suspect Alan
for Celia's murder,

but they're still
suspicious of him.

Whether it's enough to say
his name at the round table,

I don't know yet.

I think only time will tell.

Right, okay, do you swing it
between your legs?

You're going golfing.

I don't know.

Do you swing it
between your legs?

Is this how you do it?

Oh, what a stupid game,
isn't it?

Where are the others,
do you reckon?

Do you reckon they're
talking about us?

Well, of course they are.

Do you think they think it's us?

No.

Well, some of them
do suspect me.

Yeah.

Let's forensically go
through the dinner party.

We don't know it was
the dinner party.

Very odd.

But we still haven't worked out
Paloma's killing in plain sight.

So how on earth are we
gonna work out this one?

It could be a word,
could be the cheese.

Did anybody ask for
anything with the cheese?

It was unusual.

They didn't, did they?
They didn't say...

I asked for a bit
of chutney, didn't I?

'Cause it was...

Is it the chutney murders?

Yeah.

Oh, did some people have
sun-dried tomatoes and not?

'Cause you didn't have
sun-dried tomatoes.

No, no!

I'm thinking it'd be a
bit more dynamic than...

Well, you'd like to think.

At the moment,
no-one suspects me.

Thank God.

I'm going around the house as:

"Mm, did she have cheese?"

I mean, Kate even thinks,

It's because I didn't have
sun-dried tomatoes on me plate.

I mean, that's how
desperate the Faithfuls are.

I mean, it's proper cringe.

Look, I'll be honest,
I've never suspected you.

Occasionally, I think Cat.

Just occasionally.
- Yes, I do, yes.

But then on saying that, Cat was
one of the first proponents

of, like, the big dog theory,
you know, which would suggest

Jonathan or Stephen
would have gone.

Yeah, she was.

And that...
So, I don't know.

It seems very, very likely
that other Traitors

voted for Jonathan.

Yes, yes.

Joe Marler made
a very good case,

"Look, if I am wrong on this,

you can banish me
the next day."

And that's a really
bold thing to say.

Just a tiny bit of me is like,
if you knew that

there was a Traitor
probably about to go,

'cause there was already
a wind behind them,

would you not
say that as a Traitor?

But I can't believe it's Joe,
because I've been...

But here's what
I can believe about Joe,

is that Joe could be
one of three Traitors

who would still
have run his own path,

and that Jonathan could've had
whatever strategies he had.

And Joe would blow
him out the water.

And Joe would say, "I'll
do what I'm gonna do."

Yeah.

I have opened up to Joe about
who I believe

to be Traitors
and Faithful in the past.

I feel that he and I are
very in tune with each other.

So I don't want to believe
it's Joe,

but part of me
does have to consider it.

Claudia: With the prize pot
currently standing at £53,500,

today's mission will give
the players

another chance
to add to the pot.

Who wants the front?

I want to sit in the front.

All right, you have the front.

I miss Celia.

I miss Celia.

I really, really hope neither
of you did that to my Celia.

Nick: It was shocking
Celia going today.

It was really shocking
Celia going

because she was so fabulous

on the principle
of creating confusion.

Mm.

You can see why Traitors might
have chosen to keep her in.

Yeah!

I don't think they're working
as a team, the Traitors.

You don't think they are?

No.

Oh, that's interesting.

I think it's Kate
or David or both.

Do you think so?

Yeah.

I'm going for Kate or David.

I'm inclined to
go more for Kate.

I want Kate Garraway
to Kate go away.

We need to...

Mic drop.

Claudia said something
like don't lose your head

or what was it?

"Keep your head in the game!"

That was it!

I mean, I am sort of hoping

they're not gonna
take our heads off.

The Traitor's Museum.

Oh, hello.

Oh, there she is.

Oh, my God.

It's Claudia.

We walked in and it was weird.

It was sort of a creepy
old museum, a bit fusty.

And there were sorts of
exhibits sort of dotted around.

There were pictures, ornaments.

And then we saw
something very creepy.

Is that meant to be me?

There are heads everywhere.

I'm like,
"This is a bit creepy."

They'd straightened my nose,
which was nice.

If they could do that in real
life, I'd be most grateful.

Nick:
Oh, my God!

Alan:
Who's that?

Nick:
Paloma.

Alan: Some of them did
not look lifelike.

Clare Balding looked
like Boris Johnson.

Players, welcome to
the Castle Museum.

In here, I keep trinkets,

memories of games gone by.

And, as you can see,

I've added all of you
to my collection.

There's even one of me.
There you go.

Oh, lovely.

Let me tell you about
today's mission.

Behind me, you can see
six headless statues.

All you have to do is choose
a head, walk across there,

and place it on a statue.

And avoid setting off
one of these lasers.

Oh, no!

Oh, give over.

That sounds simple,

but then she turns
the lasers off.

Not so simple.

If you do go through a laser,

this happens.

You will have to return,

throw the head in the bin.

Oh, no.

But then you can
attempt it again

with a different head.

£2,000 will be added to the pot

for each time a headless statue

is reunited with a head.

If you manage to put
a head on every statue,

I'll add another £2,000
to the prize fund.

Great.

So you could be adding

£14,000 to the prize fund.

There are 19 heads in total,

essentially giving you 19 lives.

If you run out of heads,

the mission will end.

There is no shield in
this mission today.

It is just about building
up the prize fund.

It is a timed mission.

You have 20 minutes.

Enormous luck.

I'm gonna get into
position with her.

Should some of us be
guiding three teams of three,

or should we all just go for it?

I think we should
all just go for it.

I don't think I'm going to be

particularly good
at this mission.

Mainly because I'm five times
the size

of everyone else in the team.

Players, are you all ready?

Yes.

Lasers, activate!

Enormous luck.

Your 20 minutes starts...

now.

Joe:
I'm taking my boy Joe.

Cat:
I'm going to take Clare.

Joe Wilkinson's was
the spitting image.

I was just so happy
to see him again.

Miss you, mate.

Cat:
Are you going under, Nick?

- Yeah.
- Look at him.

I've never done anything
like this before.

It was completely surreal.

But the good thing is, I mean,
I am quite little,

and yeah, I guess
relatively flexible.

I took Celia's head because
I missed her,

which does sound weird
because I did murder her,

but I had pangs of guilt,

and I felt she was with me,
even if it was just her head.

Keep down, Alan.

I've got you, Celia.

The lasers were so tight-knit.

It was so difficult.

I just had to channel

Catherine Zeta-Jones
in Entrapment.

Okay. Okay.

I looked at the plinths and
I saw that on three of them

there were buttons to turn off
some of the lasers.

So getting to those buttons
was obviously

the key thing
that we needed to do.

Press and hold to
turn off lasers.

Oh, it's turned off!
It's turned off this one.

It's turned off the lower one.

Yes, yes!

Okay, players,
five minutes have gone.

I think you're more agile to go.

Well, keep it pressed.

It's on pressed.
It's pressed.

You've got it, yeah?
Okay.

Claudia: They're all
attempting it at once.

My game plan was to get
across as quickly as I could.

I felt like I was in a little
competition with Nick

because he's very good
at the missions,

so I wanted to see
if I could do it first.

Claudia:
Cat, you are so close.

Alan:
Cat, you're doing so well!

She's like a little nimble...

Oh, no!

Who was it?

Everyone stay exactly
where you are.

Cat, please go back
to the beginning.

Put your head in the bin.

Pop Clare in the bin.

Oh my God, I was so close.
I was so close.

Nick, there's another
button over there.

I think it's not possible
without pressing the buttons.

Ah, okay.

Lasers, reactivate!

Joe:
Hang on, hang on, David.

Cat:
Mind your feet!

Okay, keep still.

Whoa!

- What the hell?!
- What happened there?

Claudia: David, that was you.
Please go back.

Alan:
David!

Claudia: Whose head are you
throwing in the bin?

Jonathan's.

Oh, he's a Traitor.
Get rid.

He deserved to go back!

Lasers are reactivated.

Oh!

Go, guys, go.

I expected it to be hard, 'cause
I had seen right at the start

just how criss-crossy
the lasers got.

Look at Nick!

The final bit, I had to kind
of crouch really quite low.

How's Nick done that?

So that I could then
sort of just balance

a little bit easier,

just getting
right through to the end.

Nick, you have done it!

Put the head on a statue.

First head on, Mark Bonnar
is on one of the statues.

£2,000.

Alan, if you come
round here, step over,

you've got the widest...

But I have got quite a big hump.

No, he'll be all right.

Go on, Alan.
Right, let's lower it.

Yeah!

Is that me?

Alan, I can confirm it was you.

Please go back and do what
you need to do with the head.

I'd grab my own head.

Hey, I'm a narcissist.

I love my own face.

I mean, someone's
got to love it.

All right, 10 minutes have gone.
We are halfway through.

I don't think my legs
are long enough!

Stay low and close to
the wall, I think, Cat.

That's...
you've done it, Cat.

You've done it.

Cat's done it.
Another £2,000!

Well done, Cat.

Tom Daley has been reunited.

Am I allowed to
press that button?

- Yes, you may.
- Press and hold.

Press and hold
to turn off lasers.

Ooh!
Another one's gone off.

Hold it, hold it.

Nick, hold it.

Yeah.

Nick and Cat press the button,

and then some of the lasers
disappear.

So it gives you a little bit
more wiggle room.

Try and get to this bit.

Okay.

Just mind your feet.
Mind your feet.

Stick close to that
little lectern thing.

The brilliant things, those that
were saved, calling out to me.

"Keep your bottom down."

Cat: Lower your bum.
Lower your bum a bit.

Come towards me. Keep going.
You're basically free.

You're fine.
You've done it.

Kate, you've done it.
Another £2,000 added!

Please put Niko on a statue.

Head's in the game!

Joe, everything
all right with you?

I was just catching up
with the other Joe.

Oh, yeah, David, yeah, just
stay low, get your bum down

and come towards
the wall if you can.

Kate:
Ooh, careful of your bottom.

Yes!

Well done, David!

David is through!

Another £2,000.

Wow, Stephen Fry is
on one of the statues.

Nick: Put the head down,
put the head down.

Alan:
There, my head?

Nick:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Keep... you need
to get lower, Alan.

Crawling under the laser and
then I'd look at my face,

and my face would
look back at me

and I was like,
"We got this."

- Nick: Put it down there.
- I've got you.

Alan, put it down there.

Right, now crawl through
on all fours, as it were.

So, put your hands...

Okay, no one help me.

Kate: Come on, Alan.
Come on, Alan.

Nick: You've done it,
you've done it, you've done it.

Alan is through!

The speed at which Alan went
through it really surprised me.

Claudia: Alan, put yourself
on a body.

Alan is a proper
bag of surprises,

and I wouldn't be surprised if
he turned out to be a Traitor.

Claudia:
Five heads, £10,000.

Just Joe Marler to go.

If you manage to get
Joe Wilkinson on one of

those statues, you add
£2,000 to the prize fund.

Then you get the bonus,

because you'll have
placed all six heads.

Joe: Not sure we've thought
this one through, have we?

Cat: If you roll...

Roll?

Go down onto the ground.

We hadn't really
thought it through.

Joe was in charge
of the buttons,

and poor old Joe was
the last one across.

I mean, and he's
like a right old unit.

Oh, honestly, my heart
was in my mouth.

Lower, lower!

Cat:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm not one of the nimble,
agile rugby players.

I was the more
stand-in-the-way-of-people,

turn-like-an-oil-rig
rugby player.

Claudia:
15 minutes have gone.

Come on, Joe,
you have 5 minutes left.

Cat:
Come towards the wall.

It's £4,000 in this, Joe.

Put Joe Wilkinson
in that gap there.

Joe...
No, no, yeah.

Put Joe...
watch it.

Oh!

You're so close to that.

Please stop shouting!

You're close!

I feel a little bit
under the pump here

to make it across in time,

trying to listen to
everyone's thoughts.

Go low, go low.

Stay low, stay low.

Watch your back.

I was just panicking.

I was panicking
from start to finish.

Players, time is ticking.

Come on.

Now go low, yeah.

Like a dog.

Alan!

Like a dog, like a dog!

Claudia: Bum down.

- Cat: Yes!
- Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Nick:
Keep that bum down.

No, don't go up!

Don't go up!

What do you mean don't get up?

Claudia:
It's like you're in a scrum.

This is extraordinary.

Kate:
Come back towards the wall.

Okay.

Claudia:
Time is ticking, guys.

Yes, thank you, Claudia.

Claudia:
Sorry.

Crawl towards us with the head.

Claudia:
Bring the head towards us.

Cat:
Mind your feet.

Guys, he's done it!

Yes!

He's done it!

Claudia: Please put the head on.

Oh, that's amazing, Joe.

Joe: I was quite chuffed with
myself completing that mission.

Hopefully I don't
have to do anything

like that again, though.

Yay!

We did it in the time frame;

all six heads on the mannequins.

We worked together,
so we could be really pleased.

Joe, you were brilliant.

Oh, my God.

Players, you put all
six heads on the statues.

You did it in the allotted time,

so you have added
£14,000 to the prize fund.

Yes!

Well done, guys!

Well done.

So, you really pulled together
today.

You put your heads together,
if you like,

and it seems like you all
enjoyed it, yes?

It was great fun.

I have one question for you:

can you get your heads together
at the round table?

Ooh.

We'll find out later.

Off you go, back to the castle.

Thanks, Claudia.

Thank you, you were amazing.

That was better
than my wedding day.

I was so pleased.

I loved the mission,

and I love the fact
we won the full amount.

I could have kissed
my own plastic face.

Well, that was fun, wasn't it?

I loved that challenge.

Joe, you contorted yourself
into positions

I didn't know you could do.

I contorted myself
into positions

my body didn't know it could do.

I'm not even going
to bother to ask you

who you think for tonight,
because nobody's got any idea.

And that might be
because the people

that shared their thoughts
now think it's me.

I know someone's gonna
be banished tonight,

and I've said it before
and I'll say it again:

we look good as a team!
- Cat: Yeah.

Our greatest strength and
also our biggest downfall.

Alan:
Oh, home sweet home.

Home sweet home.

Kate:
If it's me, tell me it's me.

Nobody should be shy.

I felt like yesterday people
were starting to trust me.

I know, but I think that
I am suspicious of you, Kate.

Kate:
Are you?

What have I done to
make you suspicious, Cat?

I don't know.

I am 100% Faithful, and you
will not catch a Traitor

if you banish me.

I know that's what
everybody's said...

Cat:
Mm-hmm.

But you're...
Honestly, I promise you.

I'm quite good at
getting people to open up,

but I don't think I ever
try to convince people

to my point of view.

This is a new skill,
and we're gonna see if...

if I've got it.

Nick:
There must be a clue here.

For Celia, bless her.

Nick:
She had a special goblet.

Where was that?

Is that it?
Oh!

Alan: No, no, no.
It's a lovely goblet.

Nick: I think Kate, bless her,
is feeling the pressure

and panicking and
getting paranoid.

But if it's two and not three,

then in my eyes, it's David.

And it's like, well,
do we roll the dice?

The ones who are
getting the most...

Getting the most heat.

I'm not adverse to then going
with David, depending on what...

but I think it's either...

I think it's
at least one of them.

This is the time where,
if you've got...

This is the time
to put your neck on the line.

If you've got
a feeling, go for it.

Yeah.

Nick: What was
the chat like in your car?

We'd mentioned that
we have suspicions of Kate.

I'm weirdly not suspicious
of Kate anymore,

but it's not really
founded on anything.

Apart from her sort of not
kind of committing to anything,

I haven't really had
much else to go on.

I think it's a mix of
sort of very, very inquisitive

without giving away anything
of what she thinks.

I've been trying to think
a little bit about

who would make a good Traitor
alongside Jonathan.

If I imagine Jonathan and Cat
up in that tower together,

that rings true
a little bit for me.

It's a really difficult
thing to know

whether to bring that up
at the round table.

No one's talking about Cat,
so it's a dangerous move.

I think that would put a bit
of a target on my back.

I'll be frank, it's been
a roller coaster 24 hours.

The Faithful finally
caught Traitor Jonathan,

and then Celia Imrie
was murdered in plain sight

by Alan Carr
quoting Shakespeare.

But the good news:
the drama is not over.

It's time for a banishment.

Alan: I am worried
about the round table.

The final is so close.

So, for this round table,
I'm taking a back seat.

I don't want anyone to
start analyzing that dinner.

I don't want the boat rocked,
you know?

Maybe there are people
that are suspicious of me,

but I haven't given them
enough to cling on to,

to put any heat on me.

But who knows?

Kate: I've already been told
that my name's in the frame.

I'm not going to give up.

I'm going to go in there

and I'm going to
fight to the death.

Players, welcome back
to the round table.

Today, you were extraordinary

and added £14,000
to the prize fund.

That means the
current total is £67,500.

That's great.

Mm.

Today's round table
is incredibly important.

This is the last time
the banished player

will reveal their true identity.

After tonight, you'll be
relying solely on your instinct.

The big question, then:
who is a Traitor?

Players, the floor is yours.

Um...

Oh, this has been
really hard today.

I know that a lot of you
think it's me.

I mean, obviously,
I am a Faithful.

I can look you all
in the eye and say

that I genuinely am a Faithful.

But if you think it is me,
do you want to say why?

I think your curiosity
is obviously really good

because it's good to be curious
about what people are thinking

and where people's heads are at.

But I think you, like,
struggle to come to the table

with any sort of ideas.

Which, on one hand, is like,

is that just
being a bad Faithful?

Or is that...

Being a Traitor.

Cat:
Traitor, yeah.

Kate:
I do get it.

I am very curious.

In fact, my dad's nickname
for me was Curiosity Kate.

I do do a job where
I'll ask lots of questions,

and one of the things
I've learnt about myself

during this is, I actually find
it quite hard to judge people.

I think I've trained myself
to be open-minded

and take a fair position
in the sense

you always put the questions
that everybody watching

would want you to ask,
and you don't comment on it.

So, I don't know if that
answers any of your questions,

but I think that's maybe
a mistake of mine.

I don't know
what else to say, really.

The one thing that keeps,
like, sticking in my mind is,

you're quite a bit like Lucy,
in the sense of,

don't really have a lot
of concrete theories,

which I know is hard to have in
the game where we know nothing.

Yeah.

But almost like the
ditzy damsel sort of role.

And yet your professional
career, you've got to be on it.

I was like, oh, hang on.

So, you're smarter
than perhaps I'm...

So, you've made a judgment...

By the way, can I
first of all just say,

this is a very different
environment, isn't it?

And I do laugh at myself a lot,

and I'm very happy for people
to take the mickey out of me.

And I think maybe people
think that's ditzy.

I'm really torn,
Kate, because I...

Even though I have
voted for you,

there is just something
that makes me think

that you're actually
a Faithful, actually.

Possibly because of the pressure
of knowing that tonight

is the only way
that we will know.

And I think it would be,
you know, really criminal

to get rid of a Faithful.

Especially at this point
in the game, right?

Now that we know Jonathan is
a Traitor, I've been trying to,

in my head, think,
well, who would make

a really good confederate
to kind of Jonathan?

Like, from a personality
point of view, even,

who would kind of
balance his boldness?

But, like, and I've kind of gone
round sort of everyone here.

Oddly, Cat, it kind of
feels like it sometimes,

I feel like I think of you.

Um...
sorry.

Um, I think the reason why I...

I think I usually describe
myself a little bit like a duck.

Like, I seem quite, like,
"Oh, she's so just cool."

But underneath I'm,
like, flapping

because there's just so much
to take in at one time.

I think because probably
of everyone here now,

because there's so few of us,
you're probably the person

who's come least
under fire at this point.

So, actually it's sometimes
quite useful to hear people,

not on the back foot,
but just having to

sort of defend
themselves a little bit.

We have to look at everyone.

David: Could I just raise
one thing, which is,

it seems implausible...
well, it is impossible...

that last night, Traitors
didn't vote for Jonathan.

So...

Kate:
They must have done.

They must have done,
yeah, mathematically.

As I'm the only one
who's still here

who didn't vote for Jonathan,
even if I was a Traitor,

there still would be a Traitor
who had voted for Jonathan.

Assuming there's three.

Yeah, assuming there's three.

There's usually a Traitor
who gets voted out.

They do, like, a passing shot
at a fellow Traitor.

He voted for you,
so I immediately

look at that and go, hang on.

When I sat here last night,
what I had presumed would happen

was that the two people
who mentioned me,

in addition to Jonathan,
were you and Alan.

What that made me wonder
is whether that was

the three Traitors
and that they were,

having spoken about it
with Jonathan,

trying to build an alternative.

Now, that would make sense,
because the oddity

about my role in this game
is I had five votes,

and then the next night...

Disappeared.

Yeah.

Which just seems
extremely weird.

Why do you think
that was, David?

Have you had a theory a bit?

Because really, in a way,

you'd think that you
would be the next person

that we'd explore,
but it just sort of evaporated.

David:
It did.

The person who was most
insistent on trying

to explore it
at the next table was you.

Well, only because I was trying

to bring something
useful to the table.

It's my job. I feel like...

- I'm not saying you shouldn't.
- I'm just gonna finish.

I was just the only one that
was brave enough to raise it.

Why didn't we go back to you?

Have you thought
about why we didn't?

And I'm not saying that
we shouldn't have done.

I'm saying the person
who wanted to was you.

- Okay...
- I'm saying we had...

But it feels like there's
an implication behind...

When you state a fact,
sometimes, David,

I feel like you're then
implying something by it,

that you've stated this happened
and it's only you,

and then you allow everybody
to then look back at me

and think,
"Why did she do that?"

Well, that's exactly
what I'm doing.

- Right.
- Because that's what

we're supposed to be doing.

- So, isn't your just saying it.
- No, we're stating a fact.

Because that's how
you have conversations.

That's exactly what I'm doing.

Kate:
I know you are.

But what I'm saying is,
is it feels...

you said I'm just
agreeing with you,

but now it feels like
you're suggesting something

more than agreeing with me.

I think we're just saying the
same point over and over again.

Okay.

All I'm gonna say is,
you and you,

your names come up all the time.

I can't put my finger on it,

but there must be something
about you two

that make people feel
that you're a Traitor.

- I think...
- Well, that's not the case.

Claudia: Players, the time
for talk is over.

It's time to write down the name

of the person
you believe is a Traitor.

Kate:
Oh, God.

Are your votes locked in?

Yeah.

Claudia:
Thank you.

Cat, we're going to
start with you.

Who do you believe
is a Traitor and why?

I've gone for yourself, Kate.

I'm clutching at straws now,
but I hope I'm right.

David.

Kate, for the first time,
I'm voting for you.

A bit like Cat, because
there are no other options.

Claudia:
Nick.

Um, Cat.

Cowardly option, maybe.

I don't know if it's you or not,
but I'm just at a loss.

Alan.

I think it's either between
Kate and David.

Voted for David.
Sorry.

Kate, who do you believe
is a Traitor and why?

David, again, I voted
you for the first time.

Because whether you
mean to or not,

you always push my name forward.

So, a vote count.

Two for Kate, two for David,

and one for Cat.

It all comes down
to this final vote.

Joe, who do you believe
is a Traitor and why?

In the words of Celia,

this is a wonderful
but cruel game.

And I just needed to know, Kate.

- Okay.
- Sorry.

It's okay.

Claudia: Kate, you have
received the most votes.

Please come up here and join me.

Okay.

Kate, you have received
the most votes

and you are banished
from the castle.

Please now reveal,

are you a Faithful
or are you a Traitor?

I've had a lot of years
of being very serious,

very sad,
and you've all allowed me

to play the most amazing game.

But also you've
allowed me to play

and be silly and have fun.

Every single one of you,
I'm gonna take away a new idea

and a start of a new
kind of life, really.

So, thank you very much
for all of that.

Thank you, genuinely.

I have and always have been...

totally myself.

A Faithful.

Jesus Christ.

So, Faithful, you have
lost one of your own,

and at a pivotal
point in the game.

Mourn the loss of Kate,

and then I suggest you regroup,

because there is still
everything to fight for.

Nick: I feel disappointed
on Kate's behalf,

but, look, she was great.

She'll be missed, obviously.

You know, there's only
five of us now,

which is mad.

Joe:
There's no hiding place

around those
small round tables now.

And tonight, Nick convinced me

that Cat is a Traitor

that has gone way under
the radar the entire game.

I think that Cat and Alan
are Traitors.

I think it might be
both of them.

David: How can I be the person
who was always

bringing up her name
when I never voted for her?

But that's why some of this,
it didn't make sense.

Oh, my God.

I'm sick of this.
I just can't relax.

Joe: This will sound
really suspicious,

and I know, you being the
intelligent man that you are...

I'm convinced it's Alan and Cat.

And I'm playing a
very dangerous game

of remaining very close to them,

because I'm certain
I'm a Faithful,

and I'm certain
that Nick's a Faithful.

You're a Faithful.

Just watch him.

I don't want to think...
do what you want.

I mean, I'm... I'm...
I'm utterly drowning.

It's impossible
to trust anybody.

I presume there's two Traitors.

That means 50% of the people
I'm talking to are Traitors.

That means I can't trust anyone.

It would be crazy to do so.

Mate.

I'm adamant it's Alan and Cat

and I've gotten close to them.

I've said at the start,
it's about,

as a Faithful,
it's as much about survival

and then pulling the rug
at the end.

Correct. And that's
where I need...

Nick: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I know.

You, and I think we need
to do a good shift on David.

I believe now, 100%,
the hundies... I know I am,

I know you are, and I'm
pretty convinced David is.

If you turn around and go,
"Mate, you're full of shit,

I actually suspect you,"
honestly, you can...

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, not at this point.
No way.

Joe:
Nick is my hundie.

He is my one, true
hundie percent Faithful.

I'm with Nick
till the end, all the way,

and I hope he feels
the same about me.

What is that?
- What is that?

What is that?
It's like...

Do you hear the drums?

Da-da-da-dum?
Outside?

Oh, my gosh!

It's Jonathan.

Claudia:
Come and join me!

What is going on?

Players, I have
some amazing news

that you're gonna love.

- What?
- Oh, no.

Nobody is getting murdered.

- Oh, my God.
- Thank you.

You five are my finalists.

Congratulations.

Congratulations!

Oh, thanks, Claudia.

Claudia:
How does it feel?

Oh, eyes.
Eyes. Eyes.

I'm gutted there's
no murder tonight.

I like it.
It's me little bedtime ritual,

like having a hot chocolate
or a hot toddy.

You have done brilliantly.

Here's the thing, though.

From now on, you will solely

be using trust and instinct.

Because in tomorrow's final,

nobody will say if they're a
Traitor or a Faithful

as they leave.

Shall we do a little
exercise to help you out?

Shall we?
- Yeah.

I'm gonna ask you one by one,
and I really mean this,

look at each other,
really look at each other

and I need you to repeat
after me,

"I am a Faithful."

David, we'll start with you.

I am a Faithful.

Nick.

I am...

a Faithful.

Alan.

I am a Faithful.

I am a Faithful!
I just get nervous.

Alan.

Sorry, I am a Faithful.

- Yeah, I'm not having it.
- I am.

That is just another
confirmation

of what I'm thinking already
about Alan.

He can't even
look us in the eyes

and say, "I'm a Faithful."

If that is not a red flag,
I don't know what is.

Cat?

I am a Faithful.

Joe?

I am a Faithful.

But... is everyone
telling the truth?

I will let you ponder on that.

Sleep well.
I'll see you all tomorrow.

- Nick: Thanks, Claudia.
- Goodnight.

Bye-bye, Claudia.

Cheers to being in the finals.

Cheers.
My fellow finalists.

Fellow finalists.

Aye. Aye.

Joe: Tomorrow's gonna be
huge, though.

- Tomorrow's massive.
- 'Cause we're buzzing,

we're all buzzing
to be in the final now.

Yeah.

Tomorrow, it's like,
hang on a minute,

we can't end the game as five

because someone
is not a Faithful.

- Yeah.
- At least one person.

So, that's why tomorrow's
gonna be mega.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

All right, guys, night-night.
Sweet dreams.

Night-night. Sweet dreams.

See you tomorrow.
Well done, everybody.

Joe:
It's such a weird feeling,

knowing that you're not
gonna get murdered.

It's a nice feeling.

Good night, sweetheart.
- Good night.

Sweet dreams, everyone.

My plan involves

getting really close
to Alan and Cat.

Night, night, David.

Joe: So they keep me
in the game,

and then I can try and pull
the rug from under their feet

last minute.

Sorry, Traitors.

I'm coming for you.

I bid you adieu.
- I bid you adieu.

As the Faithful return to
their beds for the final time,

the Traitors must meet
in the turret

to make their final plans.

Their days of killing
may be over,

but there's a whole lot
of plotting to be done.

- Oh, Cat.
- Alan.

How did it come to this?

We are doing so well.
- We made it to the final.

But I'm just worried.

When Claudia said, "Can you tell
everyone that you're Faithful?"

I burst out laughing.

No, I think you got away with it
'cause you're funny.

And you went, "I am Faithful."

I am Faithful.

Oh, my God.

I knew Nick was gonna
vote for me.

And he did.

He is slightly a worry.

Let's just try and get
more money in the pot.

If it comes down to me and you,
we split it between us.

Yeah, Traitors for life, yeah?

Traitors for life.

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