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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:02,958 --> 00:02:05,250 We need to call it, right? 2 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:08,583 I think so too. 3 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:25,500 - Hey. Hey, hey. - What? 4 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:29,250 Hey. 5 00:02:29,958 --> 00:02:31,082 They're sleeping. 6 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:33,082 I know. Do you think that... 7 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:34,624 Should I pack a bag and check into a hotel? 8 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:35,916 No, no. That's dramatic. What? 9 00:02:35,917 --> 00:02:37,832 No, I know, just with the... 10 00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:38,999 - Or I could... - What? 11 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,666 I could make up a bed down on the couch too, 12 00:02:40,667 --> 00:02:42,582 - if that's gonna be... - No, no, no. 13 00:02:42,583 --> 00:02:43,666 - Really? - That's not necessary. 14 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:44,874 Let's just... 15 00:02:44,875 --> 00:02:46,499 - Okay, what... - Oh... 16 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,416 - Hey, buddy, - TESS: Hey. Hey, buddy. 17 00:02:48,417 --> 00:02:50,708 - What are you doing up? - Are you guys fighting? 18 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:52,500 - No. - No. No, no, no. 19 00:02:53,292 --> 00:02:55,124 No, actually, we're not... we're not fighting at all. 20 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:56,708 We never fight. 21 00:02:57,208 --> 00:02:58,166 That's true. 22 00:02:58,167 --> 00:02:59,917 Go back to bed, baby, okay? 23 00:03:00,542 --> 00:03:03,208 Come here, Charlie. Come on. Outside. 24 00:03:07,292 --> 00:03:09,583 Come on, Charlie. Charlie, come. 25 00:03:10,125 --> 00:03:11,332 Come on, Charlie, let's go. 26 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,583 - Our last hurrah. - What? 27 00:03:31,958 --> 00:03:33,598 - You know, just with the... - Yeah, yeah. 28 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:35,999 The other day, we were watching this, like, 29 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,416 just one of those doomsday docs, right? 30 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:38,624 You know, meteors, the Earth, wars, 31 00:03:38,625 --> 00:03:39,666 - everything, all that stuff. - Uh-huh. 32 00:03:39,667 --> 00:03:40,749 And so, you know, he had 33 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:42,082 the weirdest look on his face. 34 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:43,457 And at the end of the doc, I looked at him, 35 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:44,832 and I said, you know, 36 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:47,499 "How do you feel about that? Does that bother you? Does it..." 37 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,332 You know, fully expecting him to be like, 38 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:51,166 "Hey, what... What do we do about this?" 39 00:03:51,167 --> 00:03:52,374 Nothing. 40 00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:54,749 He's perfectly fine with the world coming to an end. 41 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:56,374 He literally said, 42 00:03:56,375 --> 00:03:58,332 "Well, you know, I've had a good life up until now. 43 00:03:58,333 --> 00:03:59,791 What's there to be sad about?" 44 00:03:59,792 --> 00:04:02,874 Jalen, my 17-year-old boy. 45 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,124 First of all, he's brilliant, right? 46 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:06,541 He excels at everything he puts his mind to. 47 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:08,832 But I just thought, "What kind of mindset is that?" 48 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:12,457 My body does not say it, but I still feel... 49 00:04:12,458 --> 00:04:15,332 like I'm 24 years old, at best. 50 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:17,082 Thank you, babe. Shut up, Stephen. 51 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:18,249 But, you know, seriously, though. 52 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:19,874 I'm not ready for shit to end, right? 53 00:04:19,875 --> 00:04:21,583 - Are you? No? - No. 54 00:04:21,875 --> 00:04:24,624 Well, because he lives in a world with the likelihood 55 00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:26,416 that we may blow ourselves up at any moment. 56 00:04:26,417 --> 00:04:27,332 What? 57 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:28,249 But that's nothing new. 58 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:29,582 We all grew up during the Cold War. 59 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:30,541 Guys, it isn't that. 60 00:04:30,542 --> 00:04:31,666 Yeah, but remember, we were scared. 61 00:04:31,667 --> 00:04:33,166 It's not that. He's alive. 62 00:04:33,167 --> 00:04:35,207 You know? He just goes. 63 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:38,582 He goes for it every day. He crushes it every day. 64 00:04:38,583 --> 00:04:39,541 - That's true. - Mm. Yeah. 65 00:04:39,542 --> 00:04:41,541 And he's in joy because of it. 66 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:42,832 How 'bout joy? 67 00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:44,957 I mean, it's beautiful. 68 00:04:44,958 --> 00:04:47,666 Not giving a fuck about trying to be like other people 69 00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:49,375 or trying to be a grown-up. 70 00:04:49,708 --> 00:04:51,624 Uh! Fuck! 71 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,832 Wait, are you talking about me? 72 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:54,416 No, somebody alive! 73 00:04:54,417 --> 00:04:55,666 - Shit. - Jesus. 74 00:04:55,667 --> 00:04:57,249 - I was joking! - Also dead. 75 00:04:58,917 --> 00:05:00,958 Just joking. 76 00:05:01,542 --> 00:05:03,292 You are so alive, darling. 77 00:05:03,792 --> 00:05:04,874 - Hey, I found it! - "Darling"? 78 00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:05,999 Yes. 79 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,874 - Oh, shit! - Oh, my God! 80 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,582 - Oh, my gosh. - Are you all right? 81 00:05:09,583 --> 00:05:10,499 You all right? 82 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:12,582 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 83 00:05:12,583 --> 00:05:15,249 - Oh, the rug. I'm sorry... - Fuck. What the absolute fuck? 84 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:16,582 - Balls! - I'm sorry! 85 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,249 I'll go. No, no, no, it's okay. 86 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:20,249 - No, no! There's milk in it! - I'll get more. I'll get more. 87 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:21,916 - Balls. No. - It's right around the corner. 88 00:05:21,917 --> 00:05:23,124 - She doesn't need it. - Stay, it's fine. 89 00:05:23,125 --> 00:05:24,374 - It's like every week. - I'm sorry. Sorry. 90 00:05:24,375 --> 00:05:25,291 God. 91 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:26,916 Don't cry over spilled oat milk, okay? 92 00:05:26,917 --> 00:05:28,499 Yeah, this is fine for you. 93 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,166 - Jesus. - Oh, my God. 94 00:05:30,167 --> 00:05:32,332 - It's literally everyday. - Balls, it's perfect. 95 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:33,874 - Thank you. - You all right? 96 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:37,291 Uh, yeah. I'm a little... I'm just, like, a little nervous. 97 00:05:37,292 --> 00:05:38,833 - Yeah, you seem it. - 'Cause, uh... 98 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:41,458 one of the guys is, uh... 99 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:44,416 not gonna be there next Saturday matinee, 100 00:05:44,417 --> 00:05:46,083 so if you wanna come... 101 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:49,249 Oh, wow. Shit. Do you know all his lines? 102 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:51,375 His lines? Yeah, I know all the disciples' lines. 103 00:05:51,875 --> 00:05:53,499 - Of Christ? - Yeah. 104 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:55,666 I'm just so grateful I can grow such a hefty beard. 105 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:57,249 You know what I mean? Do I look like a disciple? 106 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:58,749 - Babe, what? What? - Am I doing it wrong? I'm sorry. 107 00:05:58,750 --> 00:05:59,874 No? I'm sorry. 108 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:01,832 - Oh, my God. - This always happens. 109 00:06:01,833 --> 00:06:03,624 Half of me is always living in the play. 110 00:06:03,625 --> 00:06:04,707 - Jesus. - Yeah. 111 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:06,082 It's the burden of my beautiful wife. 112 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:07,416 Oh, God. 113 00:06:07,417 --> 00:06:08,792 You got it, St. Paul. 114 00:06:09,125 --> 00:06:12,499 Mm. Living with an artist, guys. Living with an artist. 115 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,041 By the way, Oyster Bay? 116 00:06:14,042 --> 00:06:15,291 - Yeah? - We call the primary. 117 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,416 Wait, you can't call it this far out. 118 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:17,374 Yes, we just did actually. 119 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:18,291 Why not? Let them. 120 00:06:18,292 --> 00:06:19,416 What do you mean? It's not forever. 121 00:06:19,417 --> 00:06:21,624 Let them. Babe, they're literally newlyweds. 122 00:06:21,625 --> 00:06:23,666 Plus, y'all two always take the love shack attic anyway. 123 00:06:23,667 --> 00:06:24,999 It's actually perfect. I love it. 124 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,499 - Hey, you wanna know why? - Yeah. 125 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,250 Because we made Jalen there. 126 00:06:28,625 --> 00:06:29,749 We're not making any more babies. 127 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:30,666 - Yeah. - No. 128 00:06:30,667 --> 00:06:32,041 Well, you never know... Oh no, that's true. 129 00:06:32,042 --> 00:06:33,582 You didn't even make your first two that way, right? 130 00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:34,541 Okay, wow. 131 00:06:34,542 --> 00:06:35,707 - Dude. - That's enough. 132 00:06:35,708 --> 00:06:37,332 - No, please. Babe, stop, stop. - All right. It's okay. 133 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:38,916 - No, but you have to have sex. - Please stop talking. 134 00:06:38,917 --> 00:06:39,874 Okay. Sorry, sorry. 135 00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:41,374 We have sex, we just didn't... 136 00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:42,291 You know what, you guys, 137 00:06:42,292 --> 00:06:43,374 maybe we should just kinda wrap this thing up? 138 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:44,416 Wait, you did have sex to make...? 139 00:06:44,417 --> 00:06:45,666 Yeah, yeah. You know what? We gotta... 140 00:06:45,667 --> 00:06:47,332 That's too much gardening for you, please. 141 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:50,249 I thought that they put it... No, I thought you created a zygote. 142 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:51,999 - I'm so tired. - Christine. 143 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,791 - What? - You baking your cookies? 144 00:06:54,792 --> 00:06:55,999 Oh, um... 145 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,874 Why? Why? Does it smell like cookies? 146 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:58,832 Mm-hmm. 147 00:06:58,833 --> 00:06:59,874 Really? 148 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:00,957 No, I just... I think my kitchen 149 00:07:00,958 --> 00:07:03,124 just always smells like that. You know? 150 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:05,625 And you know what? Also, I was heating the food in the oven. 151 00:07:06,042 --> 00:07:07,417 Do you want dessert? 152 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:10,250 - We called an Uber. - We have fortune cookies. 153 00:07:10,708 --> 00:07:11,957 Do you remember Macaulay Culkin? 154 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:14,249 When they came back, he was changed forever. 155 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:16,250 - And I believed it. - Babe. Let's walk them out. 156 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:18,374 You asked her about it specifically? 157 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:19,625 Yeah. She lied. 158 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:20,917 Oh... 159 00:07:21,083 --> 00:07:23,917 She was hiding 'em till after we'd all gone. 160 00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:27,499 When they get even higher as fuck. Right? 161 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:32,750 And Christine, when she's not high? 162 00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:35,083 - So grumpy. - Ugh. 163 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,042 Good thing we didn't tell 'em. 164 00:07:41,833 --> 00:07:43,500 Would've been too much for them to take. 165 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:01,500 Maybe I laid it on a little too thick. 166 00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:02,833 Too thick? 167 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,250 What? 168 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:08,582 Why, 'cause one time you called me darling? 169 00:08:08,583 --> 00:08:09,667 That's like... 170 00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:12,707 I mean, if that's your idea 171 00:08:12,708 --> 00:08:15,041 of laying it on too thick, I mean, that's... 172 00:08:15,042 --> 00:08:16,375 Okay, okay! 173 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 You took one? 174 00:08:28,417 --> 00:08:29,458 Fuck yeah. 175 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:34,708 When I went to the bathroom, I was stealing it. 176 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:38,518 It's gonna make you really fucking high. 177 00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:41,333 That's the idea. 178 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:47,083 Mm. 179 00:09:00,542 --> 00:09:01,792 Fuck it. 180 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:12,917 You ate more than I did. 181 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,207 Oh shit, that was probably really stupid. 182 00:09:21,208 --> 00:09:23,500 I love it. 183 00:09:24,292 --> 00:09:25,750 Oh, my God. 184 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:37,124 Wait. What are you doing? 185 00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:38,333 Oh, my God. What am I doing? 186 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,833 Sorry. Shit. 187 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:44,291 Oh! 188 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,292 Shit. 189 00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:47,292 Hey. Hey! 190 00:09:48,917 --> 00:09:49,917 You okay? 191 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:52,249 Are you gonna be okay? 192 00:09:53,958 --> 00:09:55,958 - I think so. - Yeah? 193 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:58,291 You're okay? 194 00:09:58,292 --> 00:10:00,333 Yeah. The cookie hasn't hit me yet. 195 00:10:02,208 --> 00:10:03,832 I'm gonna be okay. 196 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:04,917 I'll be okay. 197 00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:20,916 Holy shit. 198 00:11:10,292 --> 00:11:11,292 What's up? 199 00:11:11,958 --> 00:11:13,666 I just wanna come in and get a drink. 200 00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:14,875 Yeah, 15 buck cover. 201 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,125 - To get a drink? - It's comedy. 202 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:21,750 Is it funny? 203 00:11:23,292 --> 00:11:24,542 It's 15 bucks, man. 204 00:11:25,042 --> 00:11:26,374 Yeah, you already said that. 205 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:28,416 Look, man, I don't have any money on me. 206 00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:30,125 Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. 207 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,166 - Hey. - Yo. 208 00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:33,417 - Good luck. - Thank you. 209 00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:36,124 How come she didn't have to pay 15 bucks? 210 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,375 She put her name down. 211 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,708 Well, you're welcome. 212 00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:46,083 All right. Alex Novak, downstairs in two minutes. 213 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:48,833 That's me. 214 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:50,978 Well, you better head down there, then. 215 00:11:51,375 --> 00:11:53,207 - Where? - Just straight behind you. 216 00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:54,416 Down the stairs. 217 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,541 Hey, hey. Hey. 218 00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:05,982 Why don't you leave that right over there with the other ones? 219 00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:08,167 - Right here? - Yeah. They'll watch it. 220 00:12:12,042 --> 00:12:13,042 Okay. 221 00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:21,957 Oh, my God. It's completely different. 222 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,957 Like, you cannot have casual sex with a woman. 223 00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:25,207 Okay? You can't do it. 224 00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:28,791 You have to buy her dinner, um, at least. 225 00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:30,541 With men, I am the dinner. 226 00:12:31,958 --> 00:12:35,166 It's easy. It's easy. It's simple. It's simple. 227 00:12:35,167 --> 00:12:36,832 - Sorry. - What up, man? 228 00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:38,458 - They called me. - Yeah. 229 00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:41,463 When you see the light, just get off, all right? 230 00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:44,874 There you go. Just talk to 'em, have fun. 231 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,582 Orgasm from a man who embarrasses you. 232 00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:49,374 No, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm going. 233 00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:53,416 Okay. 234 00:12:53,417 --> 00:12:56,041 That's Rolo, everybody! That was really funny. 235 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:59,041 Alrighty, I got a lot of familiar names on here, 236 00:12:59,042 --> 00:13:00,791 but I'm gonna shake it up a bit. 237 00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:04,582 Uh, let's put your hands together for Alec Novak? 238 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:05,832 Alec Novak. 239 00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:09,750 Alec Novak, everybody. 240 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:12,542 Alec! 241 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,792 Um... 242 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,250 I don't have a ton of jokes. 243 00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:38,832 And, uh... 244 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:42,500 Actually my name is Alex Novak, uh, for that lady. 245 00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:46,375 It's okay. 246 00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:48,958 My parents won't be mad. 247 00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:53,375 Um... 248 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,417 What do I tell ya? 249 00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:59,125 Um... 250 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,208 I think I'm getting a divorce. 251 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:07,292 Yeah. 252 00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:12,124 What tipped me off was that, uh, 253 00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:14,874 I'm living, um, in an apartment on my own. 254 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:17,791 Yeah. 255 00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:20,416 And my wife and kids don't live there. So... 256 00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:25,625 That was probably the... the biggest clue. 257 00:14:28,292 --> 00:14:29,333 Um... 258 00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:39,917 I was, uh... Well, I was married for 20 years. 259 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:42,958 Yeah. 260 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,958 Uh, engaged... Uh, engaged for two years. 261 00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:48,333 Dated for three. 262 00:14:51,292 --> 00:14:54,792 And... met a year before that. 263 00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,667 So, 26 years. 264 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,500 Which makes sense... 265 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,957 now, because my wife used to say being married to me 266 00:15:05,958 --> 00:15:07,624 was like running a marathon. 267 00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,750 I don't really know what happened, um... 268 00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:17,416 to my marriage. Uh... 269 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:22,250 I came home one day, um... and my... 270 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,333 I guess, still wife, but... 271 00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:29,333 Uh, Tess was her name. 272 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,458 Her name is still Tess. 273 00:15:35,917 --> 00:15:38,499 I plan on, uh, letting her keep that in the divorce. 274 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,416 Um... 275 00:15:44,417 --> 00:15:47,125 Yeah, I... I came home, and, um... 276 00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:50,917 there was a conversation, I remember, and somebody said... 277 00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:57,125 It, um... "Should we end this thing?" 278 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,625 And then there was an agreement. 279 00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:03,292 Um, I'm pretty sure she said... 280 00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:07,374 This is what she meant about not paying attention. 281 00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:12,625 Yeah, she... I came home. 282 00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:15,458 And, uh... 283 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,792 I guess we both agreed it was over. 284 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:22,624 Which is awesome... that at least we agreed on that. 285 00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:27,666 It was less awesome for our two kids. 286 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:30,041 Yeah. 287 00:16:30,042 --> 00:16:31,417 It's okay. They're ten. 288 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,667 The... They're not... They're not twins. 289 00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:37,875 They're Irish twins. 290 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,250 Which is... 291 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,957 why I pulled an Irish goodbye when I left. 292 00:16:47,292 --> 00:16:48,583 Oh, come on. 293 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,457 I thought you guys told... 294 00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:51,791 I thought this was a comedy... 295 00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:54,000 show. 296 00:16:56,708 --> 00:16:58,042 Anyway, um... 297 00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:01,875 I think I earned my keep here. Um... 298 00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:06,666 What do I say? My name's Alex. 299 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,832 Alex Novak, everybody. 300 00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:14,291 Sorry. Is there a bathroom here? 301 00:17:14,292 --> 00:17:18,416 Wow. All right, let's hear it for Jill McKenzie. 302 00:17:18,417 --> 00:17:21,833 There she is. There she is. 303 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,416 Keep it going for Kemp, you guys. Kemp rules. 304 00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:26,417 What's up? 305 00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:29,374 The side part is the skinny part. Agreed? 306 00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:32,166 Now, the skinny part, the side part... same part. 307 00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:34,707 Same size, same part. You know what I'm talking about? 308 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:36,332 You take it out and... 309 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,667 Allez, allez, allez. 310 00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,583 Allez, allez, allez. 311 00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,833 You have to favor a labia? 312 00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:46,667 We've conquered All of Europe. 313 00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:49,208 We're never gonna stop. 314 00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,583 Allez, allez, allez. 315 00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,833 Allez, allez, allez 316 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,041 because she wants me to feel good. 317 00:17:58,042 --> 00:17:59,957 Like, for instance, she's like a hot girl. 318 00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:01,332 You know what I mean? Like, she has the vagina 319 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,957 that fits the little underwear, okay? 320 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,416 She goes... And she... 321 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,082 What was the advice she gave me? 322 00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:07,166 Oh, she said, "Boundaries?" 323 00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:08,374 You guys know about these boundaries? 324 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:09,957 You guys talk about these boundaries? 325 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,166 - She goes... - First time? 326 00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:13,207 She goes, um, "You need to learn how to set boundaries." 327 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,499 Yeah. 328 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,957 Stick around. Support your fellow comics. 329 00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,707 "I told my boyfriend he has to text me 330 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,166 every night before bed, 331 00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:21,041 'Goodnight, I love you' or it's over." 332 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:25,332 And she goes, "Now, he texts me every night before bed, 333 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,582 'Goodnight, I love you.' And now everything's great." 334 00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:29,791 And I was like, "Oh, thank... thank you. Thanks." 335 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:32,541 If I said that to any man I've ever dated, they would be like, 336 00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:33,999 "Oh, perfect. I was on the fence anyway. 337 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,280 Get the fuck outta here, bitch." 338 00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:38,707 You know what, I'm not fucking calling in favors. 339 00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:40,666 With me in a relationship, it's me going, "No, dude." 340 00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:43,541 I... I gotta date better men. I have to. 341 00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:45,499 My girlfriends are dating men who are, like, 342 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,832 running 10Ks on the weekends for fun. 343 00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:50,541 My ex wouldn't let me touch his Magic: The Gathering cards 344 00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:52,666 'cause he was worried that I would bend them. 345 00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:55,167 They didn't say nothing about my sister's new ass. 346 00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:56,499 Not even a warning. 347 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:57,957 Just a warning would have been nice. 348 00:18:57,958 --> 00:18:59,457 Something. Anything. 349 00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,541 "Hey Reggie, go in the kitchen. 350 00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:03,374 Meg Thee Stallion is in there." 351 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:06,000 Now, I don't feel bad for looking at my sister's new butt. 352 00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:08,249 On PS5. Kung fu game. 353 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,375 Got it right now? 354 00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:08,332 So, what happens now? 355 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,792 Between, you know, Mom and you? 356 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:12,374 What do you mean? 357 00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:16,124 Well, you know, you guys told us that you separated? 358 00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:17,082 Yeah. 359 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,375 Does that mean you're going to get divorced? 360 00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:22,249 Well, I... 361 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,957 - Remember that dragon? - What dragon? 362 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:25,957 At the... at the assembly. 363 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,207 The school assembly. The big red dragon. 364 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:30,000 You mean the lion? 365 00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:31,832 Was it a lion? Looked like a dragon. 366 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,332 It only had two people in it. 367 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,791 Huh. 368 00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:36,666 What does a dragon have to do with anything? 369 00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:38,374 - It was a lion. - Whatever it was, 370 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:39,999 - lion or dragon. - Lion. 371 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,082 It was big and it was brave, 372 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,166 and that's what I need you guys to be. 373 00:20:44,167 --> 00:20:45,791 That's not it at all. 374 00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:47,041 The lion chews up the lettuce, 375 00:20:47,042 --> 00:20:49,541 and that brings us wealth and prosperity for the new year. 376 00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:52,042 Right. That's it. That's exactly it. Right. 377 00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:54,374 Are you going to feed the lion, Dad? 378 00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:56,042 Me? I don't know, I... 379 00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:57,707 Are you? 380 00:20:57,708 --> 00:21:00,666 I fed it because I have goals this year I want to achieve. 381 00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:02,041 Do you have goals, Dad? 382 00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:03,291 No, of course I do. Of course... 383 00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:05,333 - Dad, you should have goals. - We have goals. 384 00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:08,457 Good night, guys. 385 00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:09,374 - Settle in. - Dad... 386 00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:10,291 Settle in. All right. 387 00:21:10,292 --> 00:21:12,041 - Love you. - Love you, too. 388 00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:13,916 Get down there. Get down there. 389 00:21:13,917 --> 00:21:16,042 All right, you guys. Good night, guys. 390 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,083 - No talking, all right, guys? - Okay. 391 00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:29,457 I haven't told your father. 392 00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:30,541 What? 393 00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:32,041 Entre nous. 394 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,499 No, Mom, there is no entre nous. We don't have any secrets. 395 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,207 The boys know everything. You don't have to whisper. 396 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:37,582 Well, you don't have to embarrass me. 397 00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:38,707 I just told you your father doesn't know. 398 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:40,416 - Okay... - What doesn't Grandpa know? 399 00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:42,207 That Mom and I are splitting up. 400 00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:43,541 Oh. 401 00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:44,707 Think you should tell him, Dada. 402 00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:46,207 - Great. - Yes, son, that's up to you. 403 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,291 It's got nothing to do with me. 404 00:21:47,292 --> 00:21:48,582 Yeah, well tell that to our marriage. 405 00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:49,999 Look how you're going on. 406 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,374 And stop being jealous of my friendship with Tess. 407 00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:55,832 I adore her. I love her so much. 408 00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:57,457 - Dad! Dad? - Yeah. I know it. What? 409 00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:58,749 - And you know something? - Dad! 410 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,041 Look, you two have always been very different. 411 00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:01,999 Yeah, and you and Dad are twins? 412 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:02,999 Dad? Dad? 413 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,832 Your father is an immigrant to this country. 414 00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:06,791 - I know that. - And I've always been a woman 415 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:08,124 who wants the taste of the exotic. 416 00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,832 - And that's what makes it work. - Mom! Jesus, Mom. 417 00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:10,957 I'm just saying this in front of the children... 418 00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:11,874 Can I have another apple juice? 419 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:13,666 - I already said no. - Because there's no secrets, 420 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:16,707 - so... Just pick a lane, okay? - I know. 421 00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:18,625 - Why not? - For crying out loud. 422 00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:20,416 Felix, it's your turn. 423 00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:22,041 Mom, do you have any... 424 00:22:22,042 --> 00:22:23,666 Do you have any more of those juice boxes? 425 00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:25,541 Your father drank them all. 426 00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:27,541 It's got little pretzels on it. 427 00:22:27,542 --> 00:22:29,582 They're all individual pretzels? 428 00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:31,124 They all started individual, 429 00:22:31,125 --> 00:22:33,624 and then I, uh, glued most of them together. 430 00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:34,666 Oh, oh. 431 00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:35,624 There's one or two separate. 432 00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:37,957 And you have the mustard and the ketchup there, too. 433 00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:38,999 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 434 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,582 But the guy's got the day off. 435 00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:41,541 You know? 436 00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:43,374 He's got the day off like the rest of the town. 437 00:22:43,375 --> 00:22:45,208 Everybody's taking today off. 438 00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:48,292 She thinks I don't know, but I know. 439 00:22:48,958 --> 00:22:50,416 Here, put that there. 440 00:22:50,417 --> 00:22:51,417 And, uh... 441 00:22:52,917 --> 00:22:54,292 For me, it's no big deal. 442 00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:58,166 Well, it is kind of a big deal, Dad. 443 00:22:58,167 --> 00:22:59,707 I think that we're gonna get divorced. 444 00:22:59,708 --> 00:23:01,582 Ah, okay. Slow down. 445 00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:03,875 Slow down. 446 00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:07,208 Clean your plates everyone. 447 00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:09,292 Grandma, do you have any Jell-O? 448 00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:11,417 - In the fridge. - Okay. 449 00:23:13,208 --> 00:23:15,416 That's not what's going on. Nobody cheated. 450 00:23:15,417 --> 00:23:17,999 Yeah, well, so what is the problem then? 451 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000 I don't know, it's... 452 00:23:21,083 --> 00:23:22,207 complicated. 453 00:23:22,208 --> 00:23:23,667 It's complicated. 454 00:23:25,458 --> 00:23:27,083 You don't have to tell me that. 455 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:29,000 Is Dada going to be okay? 456 00:25:29,542 --> 00:25:31,791 Of course. What do you mean? 457 00:25:31,792 --> 00:25:35,166 I don't know, he's just out there. On his own. 458 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,416 But he's not alone. 459 00:25:36,417 --> 00:25:38,749 He loves when you boys stay with him. 460 00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:41,707 - But he sleeps on the couch. - Huh? 461 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,291 We sleep in his bed. 462 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:44,958 Yeah, it's awesome. 463 00:25:45,458 --> 00:25:46,542 Great. 464 00:26:06,208 --> 00:26:08,667 For fuck's sake. 465 00:26:13,667 --> 00:26:15,458 Hey there, I'm Alex Novak. 466 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:17,292 How you doing tonight? 467 00:26:18,042 --> 00:26:20,541 Once again I didn't want to pay the 15 bucks, 468 00:26:20,542 --> 00:26:22,708 so... here I am. 469 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:26,582 No, I'm joking, and... 470 00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:28,417 No, no, no, I'm joking. I, uh... 471 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,874 I didn't pay last time, but I was willing to pay this time, 472 00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:33,042 but I wanted to, uh... 473 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,999 I said, uh, I wanted to have fun. 474 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,291 Wanted to have fun here tonight. 475 00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:39,875 Anybody else wanna have fun? 476 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,416 Yeah? 477 00:26:41,417 --> 00:26:44,457 You know, I recently got fired. 478 00:26:44,458 --> 00:26:47,417 It's the fucking fifth time I've been fired. 479 00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:50,500 I've only had three jobs. 480 00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:56,666 That means I've gotten fired from two jobs fucking twice. 481 00:26:58,542 --> 00:26:59,457 Funny how things change... 482 00:26:59,458 --> 00:27:00,832 Bathroom's straight down and to the right. 483 00:27:00,833 --> 00:27:01,957 No, I think I'm next on the... 484 00:27:01,958 --> 00:27:03,249 How things become cool and uncool. 485 00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:04,332 They called my name. 486 00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:06,707 I drive a Tesla. 487 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:07,833 And, um... 488 00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:10,457 I just have one question. 489 00:27:10,458 --> 00:27:13,916 Can you stop keying my fucking car? 490 00:27:13,917 --> 00:27:15,582 So, a couple months into it, 491 00:27:15,583 --> 00:27:19,166 they bring my folks in for like a parent's day. 492 00:27:19,167 --> 00:27:21,832 They kind of catch them up on our progress, you know? 493 00:27:21,833 --> 00:27:24,375 I'm... I'm a teenager at this point and, uh... 494 00:27:25,042 --> 00:27:27,707 So they come in and, and Pete says, you know, 495 00:27:27,708 --> 00:27:28,749 "Alex has been great. 496 00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,582 He's opened up, and this is what's going on, 497 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:32,124 and this is how he feels about this 498 00:27:32,125 --> 00:27:34,791 and this dynamic that's going on at home." 499 00:27:34,792 --> 00:27:36,625 My parents just kind of listen. 500 00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:39,832 We're driving home, little while later. 501 00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:41,124 And I remember this so clearly. 502 00:27:41,125 --> 00:27:44,666 I was in the back seat of my mom's station wagon. 503 00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:46,124 But my dad was driving. Doesn't matter. 504 00:27:46,125 --> 00:27:47,916 If my Dad was in the car, he was always driving, 505 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:50,499 even though it was my mom's station wagon. 506 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:53,957 And I remember her being in the passenger seat 507 00:27:53,958 --> 00:27:57,500 and spinning around, and looking at me and saying, 508 00:27:58,583 --> 00:28:01,541 "How dare you tell this stranger all our family secrets." 509 00:28:04,292 --> 00:28:07,249 And I was like, "You made go talk to the guy. 510 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:10,249 You literally paid the guy to listen to the problem. 511 00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:12,832 You set this up. You drove me there." 512 00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:14,166 That's insane. 513 00:28:14,167 --> 00:28:15,333 That would be like... 514 00:28:16,458 --> 00:28:17,874 That would be like... That'd be like your partner 515 00:28:17,875 --> 00:28:19,957 driving you to an orgy... 516 00:28:21,542 --> 00:28:22,874 and then saying, 517 00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:25,249 "I can't believe you fucked all those people." 518 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,582 "That was the point of being there in the... 519 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:33,332 You knew where I was going. I was naked in the car." 520 00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:36,582 Anyway, uh, this is, uh... 521 00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:37,957 Boy, this is starting to actually get good 522 00:28:37,958 --> 00:28:39,124 and now my time is up. 523 00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:41,332 This is so awesome. I will see you next time. 524 00:28:42,625 --> 00:28:44,707 Same place. I'm coming back. We'll meet here, all right? 525 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:46,499 We'll all meet here. All right, I've been Alex Novak. 526 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:47,874 Thank you so much. 527 00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:49,624 Sad guy, you hanging out? 528 00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:51,249 Everyone's hanging out in the back booth to the right. 529 00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:52,374 We got some actually funny people 530 00:28:52,375 --> 00:28:54,166 - coming to the stage next. - Okay, thank you. 531 00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:55,541 Good. It takes the pressure off. 532 00:28:55,542 --> 00:28:56,999 That's how I feel about my dog. 533 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:57,916 Hey. 534 00:28:57,917 --> 00:28:59,124 - Cool to sit down here? - Yeah. 535 00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:01,291 - Look who's back. - Just talked to Rolo upstairs. 536 00:29:01,292 --> 00:29:02,999 Hey, I remember you from my... Yeah. 537 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,457 - What up? Dan. What up? - Alex. 538 00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:07,874 How'd it go? I'm surprised you back. 539 00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:08,832 - Really? - Yeah. 540 00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:10,207 - That bad? - Yeah, I mean... 541 00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:11,624 - It wasn't bad. - It wasn't. 542 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,041 - What do you even do? - Just say it. 543 00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:14,666 - He's gonna ask for a job. - Come on, what is it? 544 00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:15,957 I work in finance. 545 00:29:15,958 --> 00:29:17,499 If you wanna do it again, I'll tell you the website. 546 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:18,624 Just DM me. 547 00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:20,000 - All right. - Yeah. Just... 548 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:22,999 All the mics in the city, badsaliva.com. 549 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,625 And just, keep going up. 550 00:29:25,542 --> 00:29:27,917 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta go up five, six times a week. 551 00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:30,582 - Yeah. - Five or six times? 552 00:29:30,583 --> 00:29:32,416 No, sometimes we go five a night. 553 00:29:32,417 --> 00:29:33,582 On long nights, yeah. 554 00:29:33,583 --> 00:29:34,957 If you have like a bit you wanna work out, 555 00:29:34,958 --> 00:29:36,541 you go five times by the end of the night. 556 00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:38,791 You got a spot. Five minutes around the corner. 557 00:29:38,792 --> 00:29:39,916 - I'm Alex. - Lovely. 558 00:29:39,917 --> 00:29:41,582 That's the manager, and this is the one... 559 00:29:41,583 --> 00:29:42,666 - Oh. - So, yeah, I have... 560 00:29:42,667 --> 00:29:44,374 Don't make eye contact with her. Jesus. 561 00:29:44,375 --> 00:29:45,832 - Yeah, look down. - Shut up. 562 00:29:45,833 --> 00:29:47,166 - I have four rooms. - Sorry. 563 00:29:47,167 --> 00:29:49,832 You can see downstairs where you just were. 564 00:29:49,833 --> 00:29:50,833 Yeah. 565 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,249 Stop showing off in front of your friend 566 00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:53,749 with Laverne and Shirley back there. 567 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,082 Fuck you! 568 00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:57,041 - We got jobs. - I'm Laverne. I'm Laverne. 569 00:29:57,042 --> 00:29:58,291 What's your name again? 570 00:29:58,292 --> 00:30:00,041 - Alex. - Alex, come here. 571 00:30:00,042 --> 00:30:02,041 - Hey man, that's my white slave. - Shut up. 572 00:30:03,042 --> 00:30:04,332 You can have him. Take him. 573 00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:06,416 Come talk to some real comedians. 574 00:30:06,417 --> 00:30:07,332 What's up, man? 575 00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:09,208 Yo, you hold my pocket when we leave. 576 00:30:11,542 --> 00:30:14,166 You can't treat comedy like prison, man, Dan. 577 00:30:14,167 --> 00:30:15,457 He's Scared Straight -ing him. 578 00:30:15,458 --> 00:30:17,916 - Dan, don't Scared Straight him. - He's scared straight. 579 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:18,832 He's scared white. 580 00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:21,082 You gonna be all right. How often are you getting up? 581 00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:23,624 I don't know, man. Tonight was my second time. 582 00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:25,124 I put it to you like, my pop used to let me 583 00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:26,874 watch Def Jam when I was six, 584 00:30:26,875 --> 00:30:29,457 but he would act like he was telling me not to watch it. 585 00:30:29,458 --> 00:30:32,082 "Hey, me and your stepmom are watchin' the program. 586 00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:34,624 It's on HBO. Go upstairs and watch something else." 587 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:36,457 And then wink at me. And I'll be like, "Oh, shit." 588 00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:38,582 I actually got caught by my dad. 589 00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:40,166 I was trying to watch porn. 590 00:30:40,167 --> 00:30:41,791 You know, like, the, the late night HBO, 591 00:30:41,792 --> 00:30:43,416 the Taxicab Confessions or whatever. 592 00:30:43,417 --> 00:30:45,291 - Oh, yeah. Real Sex. - I was trying to watch porn, 593 00:30:45,292 --> 00:30:48,624 and it was Def Comedy Jam, and I saw Greer Barnes on stage 594 00:30:48,625 --> 00:30:51,207 doing a joke about Mike Tyson and Arnold Schwarzenegger 595 00:30:51,208 --> 00:30:52,582 sharing a jail cell together. 596 00:30:52,583 --> 00:30:54,082 I was dying laughing, 597 00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:55,957 and I asked my dad, I was like, "Is that a job?" 598 00:30:55,958 --> 00:30:58,457 And he was like, "Yeah. You gotta go to college first." 599 00:30:58,458 --> 00:31:00,499 - Been doing jokes ever since. - Gotta get up everyday. 600 00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:02,957 Open that diary, Anne Frank. Get to it. 601 00:31:02,958 --> 00:31:04,082 What? What's wrong? 602 00:31:04,083 --> 00:31:05,582 You guys just write stuff down all day? 603 00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:07,499 I said to open up his diary if he gonna write any jokes. 604 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:09,082 - You gotta write. - Work on your craft. 605 00:31:09,083 --> 00:31:11,375 You gotta write. 606 00:31:26,583 --> 00:31:30,042 Just... I was just watching CNN, and they say it's official, 607 00:31:31,375 --> 00:31:32,917 according to scientists... 608 00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:36,166 No. According to scientists, it's official, 609 00:31:36,167 --> 00:31:37,833 guys get hotter with age. 610 00:31:39,042 --> 00:31:39,916 Big win. 611 00:31:39,917 --> 00:31:42,957 Then we convinced them, you know what's really hot? 612 00:31:42,958 --> 00:31:43,958 Dad bods. 613 00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:45,916 You kiddin' me? We're on a roll. 614 00:31:45,917 --> 00:31:47,666 It's like, we're playing with house money now. 615 00:31:47,667 --> 00:31:49,874 What else... What else can we get away with? 616 00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:52,208 You know what's super hot? Being poor. 617 00:32:09,708 --> 00:32:11,207 - He stole it. - You can't take... 618 00:32:11,208 --> 00:32:12,666 - Hello. Good morning. Hi. - He doesn't even need it. 619 00:32:12,667 --> 00:32:13,582 - Hey. Hi. - Hey. 620 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:14,832 Hey. Look who's here? 621 00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:16,124 - Hi, guys! Hi! Hi, guys. - Dad? 622 00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:17,582 I thought Mom was taking us to school. 623 00:32:17,583 --> 00:32:18,832 - Yeah, me too. - Yeah, I know. 624 00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:20,832 But maybe there's a surprise outside 625 00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:22,624 and maybe this has something to do with it. 626 00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:23,749 Is that a new car? 627 00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:24,832 I don't know if the term "car" 628 00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:25,916 really does it any kind of justice. 629 00:32:25,917 --> 00:32:26,874 - Alex. - Let's go. It's right outside. 630 00:32:26,875 --> 00:32:28,041 Let's go, let's go, let's go. Come check it out. 631 00:32:28,042 --> 00:32:29,291 Hold on! We're eating breakfast here. 632 00:32:29,292 --> 00:32:30,583 Come on, here we go. 633 00:32:32,042 --> 00:32:33,832 - This is sick. - Look at that! 634 00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:35,041 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 635 00:32:35,042 --> 00:32:36,374 - Hey! Hold on a second! - Whoa, this is cool. 636 00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:38,059 - Hang on. Let me get your mom. - Whoa. This is cool. 637 00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:40,416 - What? What did you do? - I am gonna immortalize 638 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:43,124 the first moment that you lay eyes on this beauty. 639 00:32:43,125 --> 00:32:44,124 This is not how it's gonna work. 640 00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:46,291 Look at this thing. This gives you the morning off. 641 00:32:46,292 --> 00:32:48,374 From what? The morning off from what? 642 00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:50,332 I don't know. The Olympics are here in two years. 643 00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:51,249 What? 644 00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:52,499 Who knows what you're capable of? 645 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,833 - What did you say? - All right. 646 00:32:54,208 --> 00:32:57,375 The fucking Olympics? Does he think that's funny? 647 00:32:58,042 --> 00:32:59,166 Fuck him. 648 00:32:59,167 --> 00:33:01,500 I mean, does he think this is about me? 649 00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:04,125 No, 'cause it's not. 650 00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:08,042 No, he didn't say it. He never says anything. 651 00:33:08,667 --> 00:33:10,000 I mean, isn't that typical? 652 00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:12,917 My God, you should know, you're his mom! 653 00:33:14,042 --> 00:33:15,042 Marilyn! 654 00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:17,291 - Hey. - I rang the doorbell. 655 00:33:17,292 --> 00:33:19,374 I hate the phone. 656 00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:20,749 I just wanted to see you. 657 00:33:20,750 --> 00:33:22,041 - Come inside. You're sweet. - No, no, no. 658 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:23,707 Jan doesn't even know I left the house. 659 00:33:23,708 --> 00:33:24,957 I gotta get right back. 660 00:33:24,958 --> 00:33:26,916 - Okay. - I just... 661 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:28,291 You're both in shock. 662 00:33:28,292 --> 00:33:29,791 - Yeah. - That's all. 663 00:33:29,792 --> 00:33:30,707 It's okay. 664 00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:32,791 And I just wanted to tell you one thing. 665 00:33:32,792 --> 00:33:35,166 - Okay. - Well, two things. 666 00:33:35,167 --> 00:33:36,375 One... 667 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:41,792 Give yourself the grace... 668 00:33:42,667 --> 00:33:44,417 to feel what you feel. 669 00:33:45,292 --> 00:33:46,749 Unfiltered. 670 00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:48,417 And number two... 671 00:33:49,875 --> 00:33:52,332 The Olympics are here in two years. 672 00:33:52,333 --> 00:33:53,874 Oh, my God. 673 00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:55,708 Marilyn, fuck you! 674 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,666 - But I get it. - Do you? 675 00:33:59,667 --> 00:34:00,707 I get it. 676 00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:02,875 I think so. Come here. 677 00:34:06,417 --> 00:34:07,457 Are you gonna start fucking? 678 00:34:07,458 --> 00:34:08,374 Immediately. 679 00:34:08,375 --> 00:34:09,874 Yes! 680 00:34:09,875 --> 00:34:11,582 New dick. That's what you need. 681 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:13,041 Some new deep dickin' too. 682 00:34:13,042 --> 00:34:14,291 No pity fucks. 683 00:34:14,292 --> 00:34:15,916 Maybe that's what you need. 684 00:34:15,917 --> 00:34:17,999 It's like the one good thing Balls and I have left. 685 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000 Really? 686 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:21,082 Y'all ever fuck sober? 687 00:34:21,083 --> 00:34:23,207 No. I hate him too much to be able to do that. 688 00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:24,583 Well, that's a red flag. 689 00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:26,333 No duh. 690 00:34:26,792 --> 00:34:28,167 Hey. 691 00:34:29,125 --> 00:34:31,208 I'm gonna play for a club team, again. 692 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:35,167 And I've been reaching out to people about coaching. 693 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,500 - I just worry. - About what? 694 00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:41,333 Look, you have a full life. 695 00:34:41,917 --> 00:34:45,082 You're not defined by this one amazing thing you did. 696 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,833 So, I just hope... 697 00:34:47,542 --> 00:34:51,749 that enough time has passed that you can re-enter this world, 698 00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:53,499 without giving it too much meaning. 699 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,249 Yeah, but I'm not gonna be able to do that 700 00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:56,582 now that you said it out loud. 701 00:34:56,583 --> 00:34:58,082 I'm just reminding you, babe, 702 00:34:58,083 --> 00:34:59,749 you have done other amazing things. 703 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:00,666 Like? 704 00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:02,624 Like being a mother. 705 00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:03,666 Like this house. 706 00:35:03,667 --> 00:35:06,625 I don't give a fuck about volleyball. You're great. 707 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,708 Come on, puppies. 708 00:35:31,125 --> 00:35:32,458 Come on, babies. 709 00:35:33,833 --> 00:35:36,249 Come on, Charlie. Charlie, come to me. 710 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:38,125 Come, Charlie. Yeah. 711 00:35:38,708 --> 00:35:40,375 Yes, baby. 712 00:35:41,958 --> 00:35:43,208 Come on. Come on. 713 00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:45,167 Yeah. 714 00:36:01,042 --> 00:36:02,916 - Don't move. - Hi, Mom. 715 00:36:02,917 --> 00:36:04,624 - Hey. - Are you lice free yet? 716 00:36:04,625 --> 00:36:07,042 - Yeah, I mean, I got it, but... - Mom. Mom, mom, mom! 717 00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:09,292 This guy's good. I'm just checking this guy. 718 00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:10,832 We're probably gonna have to check each other. 719 00:36:10,833 --> 00:36:13,124 - He's gonna give you lice. - Ew, that's disgusting. 720 00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:14,916 I gotta see if we... 721 00:36:14,917 --> 00:36:16,666 I can't tell if that's dandruff or... 722 00:36:16,667 --> 00:36:18,499 You got some more paper towels? 723 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:20,707 I do have more paper towels. Just did a Costco run. 724 00:36:20,708 --> 00:36:22,416 There should some in the bedroom in the back. 725 00:36:22,417 --> 00:36:23,874 All right. 726 00:36:23,875 --> 00:36:24,957 - Dad, why do you have... - See what I mean? 727 00:36:24,958 --> 00:36:26,666 Why are they in a doctor's office? 728 00:36:26,667 --> 00:36:29,500 So, you... using our old armoire? 729 00:36:30,667 --> 00:36:32,957 Yeah, I took it out of storage until I get some more furniture. 730 00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:34,124 Why, you want me to put it back? 731 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:35,582 Immediately. 732 00:36:35,583 --> 00:36:37,957 No, it's just that hadn't talked about that kind of stuff. 733 00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:40,207 Yeah. Sorry. Probably should have asked first. 734 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:41,458 It's fine. 735 00:36:42,625 --> 00:36:44,957 So, what do you think about your new style? 736 00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:46,291 You know what, I gotta get more paper towels. 737 00:36:46,292 --> 00:36:47,499 I think we should just go with this. 738 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:48,457 - All the time. - Don't move. Don't move. 739 00:36:48,458 --> 00:36:49,416 - All right? - Don't move. 740 00:36:49,417 --> 00:36:51,297 You're lice-free, and we'll just keep this look. 741 00:36:55,542 --> 00:36:57,124 I think I might have lice. 742 00:36:57,125 --> 00:36:58,082 Hmm. 743 00:36:58,083 --> 00:37:00,666 Any... Aren't you seeing it jump off me? Why are you... 744 00:37:00,667 --> 00:37:02,124 Yeah, let's get you in the chair. 745 00:37:02,125 --> 00:37:03,207 I think that's what we gotta do. 746 00:37:03,208 --> 00:37:05,249 Yeah, you look... One just crawled in between... 747 00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:06,832 - No... - Mom's pregnant. 748 00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:07,999 - You are so pregnant. - What? 749 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,332 You hooked up with a bug. 750 00:37:09,333 --> 00:37:11,166 - All right, guys, enough. - Guys. 751 00:37:11,167 --> 00:37:12,541 But Dad, that's how you said you get lice. 752 00:37:12,542 --> 00:37:14,124 - Yeah... yeah. - Oh, is that how you said it? 753 00:37:14,125 --> 00:37:16,874 No. It's bec... It was a joke, because the video said 754 00:37:16,875 --> 00:37:18,166 we're looking for baby eggs, all right? 755 00:37:18,167 --> 00:37:19,249 It was a joke. 756 00:37:19,250 --> 00:37:20,832 - Did you hook up with a bug? - No. 757 00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:23,082 - Well, you've got lice so... - Yeah, you did. 758 00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:25,124 - You hooked up with a bug - You promised not to tell them. 759 00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:27,374 - You have lice, too. - Yeah, sorry. I couldn't resist. 760 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:28,791 All right, you know what? You guys need to rehearse. 761 00:37:28,792 --> 00:37:30,499 - Let's go. Let's go. - Okay. 762 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:31,874 - Get busy. - I already know it. 763 00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,332 - Keep the volume down, too. - Turn the volume up? Okay. 764 00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:35,374 No, not up. Keep the volume down. 765 00:37:35,375 --> 00:37:36,582 Dad, do you know where the loudspeaker is? 766 00:37:36,583 --> 00:37:37,749 I'm serious about the volume. 767 00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:39,332 So you're really not seeing anything? 768 00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:41,917 - There's no little bites or... - I don't think so. 769 00:37:42,625 --> 00:37:44,124 To be honest, just looking... 770 00:37:44,125 --> 00:37:45,707 Now, it's making me itch. I think I... 771 00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:47,125 I must have it. Would you check me? 772 00:37:47,792 --> 00:37:48,958 Sure. 773 00:37:50,542 --> 00:37:52,541 You can get like little bites or... 774 00:37:52,542 --> 00:37:54,707 Yeah, make sure to really check. 775 00:37:54,708 --> 00:37:55,624 Yeah. 776 00:37:55,625 --> 00:37:57,625 "Under Pressure"? 777 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,957 Oh. That's what that is. 778 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,249 You didn't recognize it? 779 00:38:03,250 --> 00:38:05,957 No. The first 40 million times I didn't recognize it. 780 00:38:05,958 --> 00:38:07,500 They're obsessed. 781 00:38:08,125 --> 00:38:08,957 It's all they talk about. 782 00:38:08,958 --> 00:38:10,749 That performance is so far from now too. 783 00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:13,041 I wonder where they get their work ethic from. 784 00:38:13,042 --> 00:38:14,917 Mm. Poor boys. 785 00:38:15,875 --> 00:38:17,582 Just check one more in here. 786 00:38:21,583 --> 00:38:26,333 I'm gonna dip my toe into the coaching world. 787 00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:29,833 Is that why you were in the city? 788 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:33,333 No. I was in the city 'cause you called me. 789 00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:36,499 Oh. I just figured you were in the city, 790 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,166 because you said you'd come right over. 791 00:38:38,167 --> 00:38:40,416 Yeah. I wanted to see the halfway house 792 00:38:40,417 --> 00:38:42,124 our kids are living in part time. 793 00:38:42,125 --> 00:38:43,832 I'm glad you got the vibe that I'm going for. 794 00:38:43,833 --> 00:38:45,083 Yeah, you did great. 795 00:38:45,875 --> 00:38:48,832 I haven't talked to any programs yet, just... 796 00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:53,166 I think that's great. 797 00:38:53,167 --> 00:38:55,250 Any program would die to have you, I'm sure. 798 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,167 Yeah. 799 00:38:57,792 --> 00:38:58,958 I think it's great, too. 800 00:39:01,458 --> 00:39:03,708 Um, I think you're good. 801 00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:06,250 Good. Okay. 802 00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:08,624 Do you wanna take a shower with... 803 00:39:08,625 --> 00:39:11,249 and rinse off with some of that special shampoo? 804 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:12,291 Oh, oh... 805 00:39:12,292 --> 00:39:13,249 - Might as well. - Yeah. 806 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:14,416 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 807 00:39:14,417 --> 00:39:16,042 Bathroom's right down there on the left. 808 00:40:02,292 --> 00:40:03,833 You got this. 809 00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:06,832 So I read that the number one 810 00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:07,957 fantasy for guys... 811 00:40:07,958 --> 00:40:08,874 - Can I help you? - Hey, man. 812 00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:09,916 Yeah, I'm here for the open mic. 813 00:40:09,917 --> 00:40:12,000 Yeah, right here. Just write your name down there. 814 00:40:12,208 --> 00:40:13,041 Okay. 815 00:40:13,042 --> 00:40:14,042 You're next. 816 00:40:14,292 --> 00:40:15,583 - I'm next? - Yup, be ready. 817 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:17,249 Fuck. 818 00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:18,582 I'm getting the light, so I gotta go. 819 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:19,749 Oh, the light. The light. 820 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,124 The light. Yeah, the light. 821 00:40:34,458 --> 00:40:36,458 Ladies and gentlemen... 822 00:40:39,625 --> 00:40:40,916 - Yo, man. What's up? - Hey. 823 00:40:40,917 --> 00:40:42,291 I was actually hoping that I could just, 824 00:40:42,292 --> 00:40:43,624 you know, watch and hang tonight? 825 00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:46,041 - Yeah. - Yeah? I got 15 bucks on me. 826 00:40:46,042 --> 00:40:48,874 Nah. Keep your 15 bucks. Get yourself something nice. 827 00:40:48,875 --> 00:40:50,332 - Go on in. - Thanks, man. 828 00:40:50,333 --> 00:40:53,208 You got it... Just... Yeah, just finish that before you go in. 829 00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:55,749 - Finish it? - Yeah. 830 00:40:56,667 --> 00:40:58,832 - Hey. - Hey. 831 00:40:58,833 --> 00:41:00,513 - There he is. - Make yourself comfortable. 832 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:02,041 Am I okay here? 833 00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:03,917 - Yeah. No one's sittin' here. - You're fine. 834 00:41:04,208 --> 00:41:05,250 How was your night? 835 00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:06,958 It was pretty good. 836 00:41:07,458 --> 00:41:10,374 I went and did a different open mic and... 837 00:41:12,542 --> 00:41:13,457 Yeah. 838 00:41:13,458 --> 00:41:15,374 You know, I've been doing this for 25 years. 839 00:41:15,375 --> 00:41:16,707 You know what I mean? And I love it. 840 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:17,749 I wouldn't wanna be anywhere else. 841 00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:20,124 But what I like about you is you're so innocent. 842 00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:21,416 You're not naive, you're innocent. 843 00:41:21,417 --> 00:41:22,666 And that's why it works. 844 00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:24,124 So that's good. It comes outta your head, 845 00:41:24,125 --> 00:41:25,541 you put it on a piece of paper, and you get up there. 846 00:41:25,542 --> 00:41:27,624 It's like therapy. But, people can relate to that. 847 00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:28,832 - I don't know what it is. - You don't know anything. 848 00:41:28,833 --> 00:41:30,291 But I just do know that coming here 849 00:41:30,292 --> 00:41:33,041 - has ended up making me feel... - Yeah. It's a safe space. 850 00:41:33,042 --> 00:41:34,162 - Well, a lot better. - Yeah. 851 00:41:34,333 --> 00:41:36,166 You are good... I mean, you're bad at stand-up, 852 00:41:36,167 --> 00:41:37,374 but you're good. 853 00:41:37,375 --> 00:41:40,041 You have a good heart. You seem like a pure... 854 00:41:40,042 --> 00:41:41,916 like I believe you that you just found this thing, 855 00:41:41,917 --> 00:41:43,999 and now you're in love with stand-up. 856 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,666 Other than the fact that I'm really insulted, thank you. 857 00:41:46,667 --> 00:41:49,082 But you're bad. You're really bad. 858 00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:49,999 Okay. 859 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,791 So I was waxing. It didn't hurt, right? 860 00:41:51,792 --> 00:41:53,624 And then she finished really quickly, 861 00:41:53,625 --> 00:41:54,749 like I didn't even know what happened. 862 00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:57,667 And I was like, she goes, "Your triangle's done." Okay. 863 00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,499 "Your triangle's done." 864 00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:01,707 What she gave me... 865 00:42:01,708 --> 00:42:03,750 Okay, wait. Can I use your napkin? 866 00:42:04,958 --> 00:42:07,707 What I was expecting was this. 867 00:42:07,708 --> 00:42:09,917 This is what, what I was expecting. Okay? 868 00:42:10,292 --> 00:42:13,042 You see this? Reasonable. Reasonable. 869 00:42:13,167 --> 00:42:15,707 What she gave me... 870 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:24,333 is this. 871 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:27,666 - It is ridi... Look at this. - No! 872 00:42:27,667 --> 00:42:29,332 Look at what I'm showing you. 873 00:42:29,333 --> 00:42:32,291 I'm not... This is not... It is tiny. 874 00:42:32,292 --> 00:42:34,333 Well, I brought my drink up. Um... 875 00:42:35,042 --> 00:42:36,582 - It's okay. - Is that all right? 876 00:42:36,583 --> 00:42:38,541 Hang on. Do you guys mind? I'm gonna put this right here. 877 00:42:38,542 --> 00:42:39,457 Use it! 878 00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:42,666 You okay? I'm watching it, all right? So, don't... 879 00:42:42,667 --> 00:42:44,541 Oh, please roofie me. 880 00:42:44,542 --> 00:42:45,832 Oh. 881 00:42:45,833 --> 00:42:48,082 Please, I'd love to get roofie'd tonight. 882 00:42:48,083 --> 00:42:49,750 Please! 883 00:42:50,375 --> 00:42:53,666 Hey, is it true that you do magic? Is that a true story? 884 00:42:53,667 --> 00:42:55,666 Yes. That is my day job. 885 00:42:55,667 --> 00:42:58,082 One of my kids, he's obsessed with-with magic. 886 00:42:58,083 --> 00:42:59,707 - Oh, no. - Yeah, his birthday's coming up, 887 00:42:59,708 --> 00:43:00,624 and his mom's doing this thing, 888 00:43:00,625 --> 00:43:02,166 and I want to kinda add something to it. 889 00:43:02,167 --> 00:43:04,832 Would you ever consider doing something like that? Is that...? 890 00:43:04,833 --> 00:43:06,582 - Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 891 00:43:06,583 --> 00:43:07,663 - I'd be down. Sure. - Okay. 892 00:43:13,958 --> 00:43:15,333 The driveway's okay? 893 00:43:17,333 --> 00:43:20,125 Okay in front of the driveway. They're not going anywhere. 894 00:43:30,292 --> 00:43:31,917 Shit doesn't even look gold. 895 00:43:33,292 --> 00:43:34,708 I should have picked the balloons. 896 00:43:38,375 --> 00:43:40,125 What? 897 00:43:40,625 --> 00:43:41,457 - Hey! - Hey. Hey. 898 00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:42,707 What are you doing out here? The door was open. 899 00:43:42,708 --> 00:43:43,832 I didn't know what the protocol was. 900 00:43:43,833 --> 00:43:44,999 What? Get in here. 901 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,374 You guys all right? 902 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:48,291 Wow. 903 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:49,957 - It's gonna be so good. - You really went all out. 904 00:43:49,958 --> 00:43:52,417 Hey, will you help me actually put some more food out? 905 00:43:53,375 --> 00:43:54,874 Crudités in the fridge. 906 00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:56,332 - There's two of 'em. - Okay. 907 00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:58,291 I just really need the carrots 908 00:43:58,292 --> 00:43:59,957 because they have not touched one vegetable. 909 00:43:59,958 --> 00:44:03,207 Hi, buddy. Oh, hey. Hi, hi, hi. You having fun? 910 00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:04,582 - Yeah. - Yeah? How's the magician? 911 00:44:04,583 --> 00:44:05,708 - Good. - Yeah? 912 00:44:06,208 --> 00:44:08,249 Your father's sorry he couldn't make it. 913 00:44:08,250 --> 00:44:10,374 - He's on one of his walks. - Okay. 914 00:44:10,375 --> 00:44:13,167 Hey! There he is. 915 00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:16,125 Hey, Charlie doesn't like to be picked up. 916 00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:17,791 Is that his name? 917 00:44:17,792 --> 00:44:19,207 Yeah. Did you really not know Charlie's name? 918 00:44:19,208 --> 00:44:20,124 No. 919 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:22,005 - After all this time? - Dude, you look so good. 920 00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:23,374 - For real? - Yeah, yeah. 921 00:44:23,375 --> 00:44:25,166 Is that... You look... Did you lose weight? 922 00:44:25,167 --> 00:44:26,291 Is that a new sweater? 923 00:44:26,292 --> 00:44:28,832 Honestly, no, I've had this sweater for... 924 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:30,291 Well, you should keep wearing it. 925 00:44:30,292 --> 00:44:31,999 It's the guilt eating away at you, I'm sure. 926 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,374 - The guilt? - Christine. 927 00:44:33,375 --> 00:44:34,541 - What? - Don't say that. 928 00:44:34,542 --> 00:44:35,499 What? 929 00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:37,957 Guilt about what? What are you talking about, Christine? 930 00:44:37,958 --> 00:44:38,874 Is that your name? 931 00:44:38,875 --> 00:44:41,082 Christine, have I done something to offend you? 932 00:44:41,083 --> 00:44:43,707 Because if I have, or like upset you or something, then I'm... 933 00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:45,124 No, no, no. You know what? Forget it. 934 00:44:45,125 --> 00:44:46,041 I'm not going to Oyster Bay. 935 00:44:46,042 --> 00:44:47,249 Don't apologize to me. What? 936 00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:48,207 - Guys. - Why not? 937 00:44:48,208 --> 00:44:49,624 - It's a birthday party. - Because. 938 00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:50,999 Go! Run, run, run! 939 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,667 Go Judey, go Judey, go Jude! 940 00:44:54,417 --> 00:44:56,041 Oh, you got my... She got my... 941 00:44:56,042 --> 00:44:57,874 You're gonna be part of this trick, okay? 942 00:44:57,875 --> 00:44:59,207 - All right. - Can all three of us do it? 943 00:44:59,208 --> 00:45:00,166 - Yeah. - Yeah, 944 00:45:00,167 --> 00:45:01,667 all three of you can do it. Okay. 945 00:45:02,292 --> 00:45:04,749 - I think I took too much. - Honey. Oh. 946 00:45:06,250 --> 00:45:08,750 I didn't... I didn't know I was holding the dog. 947 00:45:09,750 --> 00:45:11,042 Well, this is pretty good. 948 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,125 I'm not the reason you're not coming to Oyster Bay, am I? 949 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:17,707 Oh, God, no. Not at all. 950 00:45:17,708 --> 00:45:19,166 I mean, 'cause we can all go. 951 00:45:19,167 --> 00:45:20,791 It doesn't have to be awkward. Right? 952 00:45:20,792 --> 00:45:23,791 No... you mean like it is now? 953 00:45:23,792 --> 00:45:26,707 Hey, sorry that I just kinda lost it earlier. 954 00:45:26,708 --> 00:45:28,124 I felt really attacked by all those guys. 955 00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:29,041 Yeah. 956 00:45:29,042 --> 00:45:30,416 I mean, why are we even talking about Oyster Bay now at all? 957 00:45:30,417 --> 00:45:32,332 - I know. - It's so far away. 958 00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:33,499 - They're crazy. - Those guys, 959 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:35,041 you know they're psychos when it comes to planning. 960 00:45:35,042 --> 00:45:36,999 Yes. 961 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,666 All I know is we made a couple wonderful boys. 962 00:45:39,667 --> 00:45:41,375 Right? 963 00:45:41,917 --> 00:45:43,082 Yeah. 964 00:45:44,958 --> 00:45:50,416 Happy birthday, dear Jude. 965 00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:55,166 Happy birthday to you. 966 00:46:44,208 --> 00:46:47,125 - You got it all over you. - I know! I... 967 00:46:47,750 --> 00:46:49,542 You got it all over you, too. 968 00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:52,541 What does that have to do with, like, opening wine? 969 00:46:52,542 --> 00:46:53,750 - Hi. - Hi. 970 00:46:54,417 --> 00:46:55,249 Thank you so much for coming. 971 00:46:55,250 --> 00:46:56,166 Thank you so much for having me. 972 00:46:56,167 --> 00:46:57,082 You were awesome. 973 00:46:57,083 --> 00:46:57,999 - Yeah, I really appreciate it. - The kids loved it. 974 00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,791 - Hey, that was amazing. - Thank you. Thank you. 975 00:46:59,792 --> 00:47:00,707 Oh. My balance is off. 976 00:47:00,708 --> 00:47:01,624 - Nice to meet you. - You okay? 977 00:47:01,625 --> 00:47:02,666 - This is my buddy. - Nice to meet you. 978 00:47:02,667 --> 00:47:03,582 Balls. 979 00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:05,082 - Balls? - Yeah. 980 00:47:05,083 --> 00:47:06,624 Cool. Okay. 981 00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:07,541 Happens every time. 982 00:47:07,542 --> 00:47:08,875 Don't make my mom do that. 983 00:47:10,250 --> 00:47:12,416 - What happens every time? - Nothin'. 984 00:47:12,417 --> 00:47:13,833 Okay, what's the deal? 985 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,832 You mean with why you still have that beard 986 00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:18,124 even though the play's been over for two months? 987 00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:19,916 I can't choose when the character leaves me. 988 00:47:19,917 --> 00:47:21,124 Characters, you mean. 989 00:47:21,125 --> 00:47:23,541 Actually, I feel like maybe it's providing, 990 00:47:23,542 --> 00:47:25,374 like, a new thing for casting directors, 991 00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:27,416 now that I'm working again. Thank you for coming by the way. 992 00:47:27,417 --> 00:47:28,957 Twice. I came twice. 993 00:47:28,958 --> 00:47:30,624 And you didn't even go on the second time. 994 00:47:30,625 --> 00:47:31,832 I know. 995 00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:35,749 It's because that asshole Paul said he was gonna be sick 996 00:47:35,750 --> 00:47:36,957 and then he showed up anyway. 997 00:47:36,958 --> 00:47:39,874 But I was psyched because he got St. Paul sick, 998 00:47:39,875 --> 00:47:41,207 and I went up for two weeks straight. 999 00:47:41,208 --> 00:47:42,874 - It was amazing. - Yeah, that's a bonus. 1000 00:47:42,875 --> 00:47:44,499 And people said that I was, like... 1001 00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:45,999 - Yeah. - Better. 1002 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,249 - Than him? - Yeah. 1003 00:47:47,250 --> 00:47:48,166 Yeah. I bet. 1004 00:47:48,167 --> 00:47:49,707 - I got recognized on the street. - Did you? 1005 00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:51,916 Somebody literally thought I was a disciple. It was great. 1006 00:47:51,917 --> 00:47:54,292 But I think maybe they were, like, a Jesus freak. But... 1007 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,499 They're not a fan of the play necessarily. 1008 00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:58,082 Well, they saw the play a lot. 1009 00:47:58,083 --> 00:48:01,457 I think they saw the play almost all the two weeks that I did it. 1010 00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:03,582 So, I didn't really tell them that I was the understudy. 1011 00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:05,291 - But anyway, this is about you. - Right. 1012 00:48:05,292 --> 00:48:08,625 Don't fucking... Don't fucking change the subject. 1013 00:48:10,667 --> 00:48:11,708 Let me rephrase it. 1014 00:48:12,875 --> 00:48:14,333 What's the deal, man? 1015 00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:17,820 Yeah, I don't know what to tell you, man. There is no deal. 1016 00:48:18,208 --> 00:48:19,208 Okay. 1017 00:48:19,875 --> 00:48:21,235 You don't want to tell me her name? 1018 00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:24,333 All right. 1019 00:48:26,042 --> 00:48:27,666 If I tell you something, you promise you won't tell anybody? 1020 00:48:27,667 --> 00:48:29,417 No. Keep going. What's her name? 1021 00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:32,708 I've been doing stand-up. 1022 00:48:33,292 --> 00:48:34,374 Oh. 1023 00:48:34,375 --> 00:48:35,582 I don't know who that is. 1024 00:48:35,583 --> 00:48:37,416 That's a crazy handle. What? Is she famous? 1025 00:48:37,417 --> 00:48:38,374 No, no, no. Dude, 1026 00:48:38,375 --> 00:48:41,374 I've been doing stand-up comedy on stage downtown. 1027 00:48:41,375 --> 00:48:42,375 Okay. 1028 00:48:43,542 --> 00:48:44,666 What? 1029 00:48:44,667 --> 00:48:45,875 Is it like a hobby? 1030 00:48:47,333 --> 00:48:49,791 Well, I'm not about to quit my job and go on tour. 1031 00:48:49,792 --> 00:48:50,792 Okay. 1032 00:48:53,208 --> 00:48:55,166 Yeah. It's just, I-I mean, I love it, man. 1033 00:48:55,167 --> 00:48:58,041 It's great. I... You know, it's actually pretty amazing. 1034 00:48:58,042 --> 00:49:00,999 And it's terrifying, but I love every aspect of it, 1035 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,041 and it's something I look forward to. 1036 00:49:03,042 --> 00:49:04,333 - Fuck. - What? 1037 00:49:09,708 --> 00:49:10,708 I knew it. 1038 00:49:12,125 --> 00:49:13,125 Knew what? 1039 00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:16,708 Just like... 1040 00:49:19,458 --> 00:49:22,249 You've always been the funniest guy in the room forever, right? 1041 00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:23,499 Ever since college, 1042 00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:25,207 and now that you're actually fucking pursuing it... 1043 00:49:25,208 --> 00:49:26,416 I'm not pursing anything. 1044 00:49:26,417 --> 00:49:28,083 You're gonna kill it. It's inevitable. 1045 00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:33,708 And it kills me that I hate it so much because I-I have... 1046 00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:35,916 always gotten comfort 1047 00:49:35,917 --> 00:49:37,207 in knowing that you settled. 1048 00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:38,708 That you're a settler. 1049 00:49:40,250 --> 00:49:43,083 And I-I'm the guy who... 1050 00:49:44,458 --> 00:49:47,041 Even though, you know, is going for it. That's my thing. 1051 00:49:47,042 --> 00:49:48,541 Jesus, Balls. 1052 00:49:48,542 --> 00:49:50,707 I know. It's been a lot for me to carry around. 1053 00:49:50,708 --> 00:49:52,457 Just so nothing gets misconstrued, 1054 00:49:52,458 --> 00:49:53,707 I don't have a girlfriend. 1055 00:49:53,708 --> 00:49:55,499 - Oh, you do whatever you want. - I don't. 1056 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:56,541 Look, it doesn't matter. 1057 00:49:56,542 --> 00:49:57,624 You don't have to justify yourself. 1058 00:49:57,625 --> 00:49:59,332 You're famous now, anyway. So, whatevs. 1059 00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:00,582 What are you talking about, man? 1060 00:50:00,583 --> 00:50:02,124 Look, you don't have to justify yourself. 1061 00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:03,208 Listen to me. To anybody. 1062 00:50:03,708 --> 00:50:04,999 Not to Tess, not to anybody. 1063 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,000 Just like Tess doesn't have to justify herself to you. 1064 00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:09,875 Justify what? 1065 00:50:12,208 --> 00:50:13,208 Nothing. 1066 00:50:13,667 --> 00:50:16,041 - Is Tess seeing someone? - No. 1067 00:50:16,042 --> 00:50:17,291 I mean, is she open to it? 1068 00:50:17,292 --> 00:50:18,374 I wouldn't know. I don't think so. 1069 00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:20,625 But is she? Yeah. Maybe. 1070 00:50:21,417 --> 00:50:22,666 Did Christine say something? 1071 00:50:22,667 --> 00:50:23,832 Who? 1072 00:50:23,833 --> 00:50:24,875 Christine? 1073 00:50:25,750 --> 00:50:26,749 Ab-About what? 1074 00:50:26,750 --> 00:50:28,249 About Tess seeing somebody. 1075 00:50:28,250 --> 00:50:29,292 No. Did she? 1076 00:50:29,833 --> 00:50:31,125 I'm asking you. 1077 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:33,957 - What are you... - Well, did you hear anything? 1078 00:50:33,958 --> 00:50:35,166 What did Christine say about it? 1079 00:50:35,167 --> 00:50:36,708 What did she say? 1080 00:50:37,083 --> 00:50:38,583 Dude, I'm asking you. 1081 00:50:42,875 --> 00:50:45,291 Hey, Olga? I just put a bunch of trash there. 1082 00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:47,166 - Is there anything else? - No. All good. Thank you. 1083 00:50:47,167 --> 00:50:49,042 Good. Okay. Thank you. 1084 00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:53,417 Hey. 1085 00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:56,333 - Yeah? - Are you leaving? 1086 00:50:58,500 --> 00:51:00,125 I was just finishing cleaning up. 1087 00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:02,958 Yeah, I-I gotta go. 1088 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,000 How you doing? 1089 00:51:14,625 --> 00:51:15,958 All right. 1090 00:51:18,667 --> 00:51:20,874 Oh, man. I'm Alex. 1091 00:51:20,875 --> 00:51:22,291 How's everybody feeling tonight? 1092 00:51:23,292 --> 00:51:25,208 Good. I'm feeling pretty good. 1093 00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:29,582 I, uh... I'm recently separated from my wife. 1094 00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:32,082 No. Oh, thank you. 1095 00:51:33,417 --> 00:51:38,166 And, uh, I think that she's maybe seeing someone. 1096 00:51:38,167 --> 00:51:39,749 Yeah, I just found out the possibility 1097 00:51:39,750 --> 00:51:40,999 that she's seeing someone, 1098 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,791 and I'm handling it just fine, I think. 1099 00:51:42,792 --> 00:51:45,166 Right? And, uh... 1100 00:51:45,167 --> 00:51:47,499 So I just made up a list of, uh... 1101 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:50,875 possible worst case scenarios, which I think is really healthy. 1102 00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:52,707 Number one. 1103 00:51:52,708 --> 00:51:55,625 This guy is a radiologist. 1104 00:51:56,042 --> 00:51:59,750 Because that would mean he's knowledgeable, 1105 00:52:00,375 --> 00:52:03,958 he's noble, and he makes a ton of money. 1106 00:52:04,792 --> 00:52:08,541 Terrible. So, that's number one. Number two. He surfs. 1107 00:52:08,542 --> 00:52:10,166 Because surfing is so fucking cool, 1108 00:52:10,167 --> 00:52:13,332 and those guys seem like they're really cool, 1109 00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:15,666 and that they, like, can do anything, 1110 00:52:15,667 --> 00:52:18,249 and they drive old trucks. 1111 00:52:18,250 --> 00:52:20,833 You know, and they don't care, they never wear shoes. 1112 00:52:21,625 --> 00:52:24,667 And, uh, they never met a jar they couldn't open. 1113 00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:25,999 You know what I mean? 1114 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,874 And they don't need to cut their hair, or do anything. 1115 00:52:28,875 --> 00:52:31,333 And they're always suntanned. Um... 1116 00:52:31,792 --> 00:52:33,999 And they look like they got really strong forearms, 1117 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,041 you know? 1118 00:52:35,042 --> 00:52:37,707 Which is, thinking about, um, 1119 00:52:37,708 --> 00:52:39,791 someone you love, like a lady you love, 1120 00:52:39,792 --> 00:52:41,957 with a guy with really strong forearms. 1121 00:52:43,042 --> 00:52:47,042 Uh, my forearms are basically atrophied. Um... 1122 00:52:48,417 --> 00:52:50,917 No, that's not true. I actually do work out a fair bit. 1123 00:52:51,875 --> 00:52:55,124 I've got, um, what I would describe as, um, 1124 00:52:55,125 --> 00:52:57,499 and a lot of ladies would describe, as a dad bod. 1125 00:53:00,083 --> 00:53:03,457 By the way, it occurs to me that men have done a really good job 1126 00:53:03,458 --> 00:53:07,583 of convincing women that dad bods are a good thing. 1127 00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:10,499 You know? Like, we go, like, "Oh, he's got a dad bod." 1128 00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:14,957 We're like, "Okay." It's like we all got together and conspired. 1129 00:53:14,958 --> 00:53:16,541 You know what I mean? Anyway. 1130 00:53:16,542 --> 00:53:17,749 Um... 1131 00:53:17,750 --> 00:53:21,458 So, yeah, so... radiologist, surfer. 1132 00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:25,457 Nightmare if he was a surfing radiologist. 1133 00:53:26,417 --> 00:53:29,208 Because that would be... that would be... 1134 00:53:35,708 --> 00:53:38,916 It would, like... Like, what, he's gonna pull up to my house 1135 00:53:38,917 --> 00:53:42,624 with his dumb, beautiful Porsche. 1136 00:53:42,625 --> 00:53:46,375 Um, and take her out on... on a date? 1137 00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:49,625 I mean... 1138 00:53:51,167 --> 00:53:53,542 Jill, this is where I got stuck. 1139 00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:55,749 Keep... Keep going? 1140 00:53:55,750 --> 00:53:57,208 Yeah, I don't... Okay. 1141 00:53:57,750 --> 00:53:59,082 This is the... 1142 00:53:59,083 --> 00:54:01,124 What did I write on my thing after...? 1143 00:54:01,125 --> 00:54:02,041 You wrote... 1144 00:54:02,042 --> 00:54:04,541 What did I say after I take them, uh... 1145 00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:05,457 I take them on a date? 1146 00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:06,457 It's right there on the thing. 1147 00:54:06,458 --> 00:54:08,416 It says "I have small penis." 1148 00:54:08,417 --> 00:54:10,207 It does not say I have a small penis! 1149 00:54:10,208 --> 00:54:12,542 "I have a very small penis." 1150 00:54:14,208 --> 00:54:15,291 Oh, I follow them. 1151 00:54:15,292 --> 00:54:17,624 I follow them. I follow them. Thank you very much. 1152 00:54:17,625 --> 00:54:18,832 - You're welcome. - That's my friend Jill 1153 00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:20,582 who's very helpful, um... 1154 00:54:20,583 --> 00:54:22,249 By the way, if I had a small penis, 1155 00:54:22,250 --> 00:54:24,166 I wouldn't need to remind myself. 1156 00:54:24,167 --> 00:54:26,832 I feel like I would, um... 1157 00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:28,332 By the way, I don't. 1158 00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:29,457 Anyway. 1159 00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:33,208 I don't know. Uh... 1160 00:54:33,792 --> 00:54:34,792 And... 1161 00:54:35,333 --> 00:54:36,582 So, anyway... 1162 00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:39,916 I-I left you a little something. 1163 00:54:39,917 --> 00:54:42,957 Just to for you to remember to have confidence. 1164 00:54:42,958 --> 00:54:45,624 The folder is unacceptable. Bright yellow? 1165 00:54:45,625 --> 00:54:47,291 Why? This is where I keep everything organized. 1166 00:54:47,292 --> 00:54:51,124 It's just, "I'm a dad coming to..." We don't do that. 1167 00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:53,582 We have it in here, like adults. 1168 00:54:53,583 --> 00:54:56,082 I like the way that you even wrote it in uppercase 1169 00:54:56,083 --> 00:54:57,749 just to make sure that it looks like I wrote it. 1170 00:54:57,750 --> 00:54:59,082 - Like a dude wrote it. - Yeah, yeah. 1171 00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:01,999 I embossed it. I matched your handwriting. 1172 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,582 It's untraceable. To me. 1173 00:55:06,083 --> 00:55:08,957 I think we should fuck. I think we should fuck. 1174 00:55:08,958 --> 00:55:10,374 - You and me? - Yeah. 1175 00:55:10,375 --> 00:55:12,332 Is that crazy? I think we should fuck. 1176 00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:13,500 Is that crazy? 1177 00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:15,333 We're gonna fuck. 1178 00:55:45,125 --> 00:55:46,333 Are you a nurse? 1179 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,624 No, I'm a comedian. 1180 00:55:48,625 --> 00:55:49,999 Are you a fucking nurse? 1181 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,417 Don't let my cat out. 1182 00:56:10,750 --> 00:56:11,666 Jill? 1183 00:56:11,667 --> 00:56:14,333 And don't answer my buzzer. 1184 00:56:22,542 --> 00:56:25,124 I understand it now, so I'm good. 1185 00:56:25,125 --> 00:56:26,041 Same. 1186 00:56:26,042 --> 00:56:27,291 No, you don't understand it now, dude. 1187 00:56:27,292 --> 00:56:28,207 Yes, I do, anyways. 1188 00:56:28,208 --> 00:56:30,500 You guys gonna crush this "Under Pressure" thing or what? 1189 00:56:30,958 --> 00:56:32,832 - Gonna crush it. - You're screwing me up. 1190 00:56:32,833 --> 00:56:34,166 - Dad? - Yeah? 1191 00:56:34,167 --> 00:56:36,708 - Are you sad? - No. Why, do I look sad? 1192 00:56:40,667 --> 00:56:43,832 Hey! No, hey, hey. What the fuck, guys? 1193 00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:45,250 Sorry. 1194 00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:48,874 Guys, where'd you find this? 1195 00:56:48,875 --> 00:56:49,957 - By your bed. - By your bed. 1196 00:56:49,958 --> 00:56:51,082 Like where the stand is. 1197 00:56:51,083 --> 00:56:53,916 Okay. You're not supposed to touch other people's stuff. 1198 00:56:53,917 --> 00:56:55,499 But it was like, right on your side table. 1199 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:57,707 - I know, I know, I know. - It's right where I sleep. 1200 00:56:57,708 --> 00:56:58,707 I know, but when peop... 1201 00:56:58,708 --> 00:56:59,791 It was right next to where we sleep. 1202 00:56:59,792 --> 00:57:01,541 I know, but when people leave stuff... 1203 00:57:01,542 --> 00:57:03,416 When it's other people's personal property 1204 00:57:03,417 --> 00:57:04,957 that's obviously their property, 1205 00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:06,374 you don't touch it, okay? 1206 00:57:06,375 --> 00:57:07,999 Like, that's just like a rule in life. 1207 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,582 Yeah, but it's weird. Like, really weird. 1208 00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:11,333 Okay, I know. But it's just... 1209 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,500 It's just a joke book, okay? 1210 00:57:15,458 --> 00:57:16,542 Jokes? 1211 00:57:17,042 --> 00:57:19,917 No, more like... just maybe... 1212 00:57:21,167 --> 00:57:22,582 jokes that I've been thinking about. 1213 00:57:22,583 --> 00:57:24,374 You know, like, like made up... 1214 00:57:24,375 --> 00:57:25,707 - funny stories. - They aren't funny, Dad. 1215 00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:28,707 You write about so much stuff, like... radio-ologist. 1216 00:57:28,708 --> 00:57:30,083 And surfer. 1217 00:57:32,042 --> 00:57:35,625 - What's a radio-ologist? - And talk about us and Mom. 1218 00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:38,957 I know, I know, but you guys... you guys are real. 1219 00:57:38,958 --> 00:57:40,332 And me and your mom are real. 1220 00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:43,416 And the radiologist is made up. He's a kind of doctor. 1221 00:57:43,417 --> 00:57:45,374 And the surfer... The surfer's made up. 1222 00:57:45,375 --> 00:57:48,125 Those are just characters, okay? And... and it's like, I'm... 1223 00:57:50,458 --> 00:57:53,707 It's like I'm making up stories, you know, 1224 00:57:53,708 --> 00:57:55,999 because a lot of stuff is changing. 1225 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,957 Right? And it's... and it's kind of a way to process it all. 1226 00:57:58,958 --> 00:58:00,624 - Do you know what I mean? - Mm-hmm. 1227 00:58:00,625 --> 00:58:04,042 Oh, no. Come on. Come on, come on. Hey, hey. 1228 00:58:05,083 --> 00:58:06,666 Hey, listen. Hey, hey. 1229 00:58:06,667 --> 00:58:08,291 No, listen, none of it's real. 1230 00:58:08,292 --> 00:58:10,207 That's all made-up stuff, okay? 1231 00:58:10,208 --> 00:58:12,166 Come on. Come on. It's just made up. 1232 00:58:12,167 --> 00:58:15,333 None of it's real life, really. Okay? 1233 00:58:15,833 --> 00:58:17,793 You know how sometimes you use your imagination... 1234 00:58:18,833 --> 00:58:22,375 to make up stories, you know? And games and stuff? 1235 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:24,208 It's like that. 1236 00:58:25,458 --> 00:58:27,749 It's like the grown-up version of that. 1237 00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:29,333 And I'm... I'm just... 1238 00:58:32,417 --> 00:58:34,542 I don't know what I'm doing. 1239 00:58:36,375 --> 00:58:37,499 But you can ask me anything 1240 00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:38,957 and I'll tell you the truth, okay? 1241 00:58:38,958 --> 00:58:41,416 Okay, but it's weird, Dad. 1242 00:58:41,417 --> 00:58:43,708 I know. Life's weird. 1243 00:58:46,667 --> 00:58:48,083 Sorry. 1244 00:58:54,333 --> 00:58:56,582 - Hey, Kemp. - Hey. I got a set for you. 1245 00:58:56,583 --> 00:58:57,792 O-Okay. 1246 00:58:58,167 --> 00:58:59,124 It's so weird. 1247 00:58:59,125 --> 00:59:01,833 - Like an open mic thing? - No, no, no, guest spot. 1248 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:03,832 - Really? - Yep. 1249 00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:05,500 Wow. Okay. 1250 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:08,666 - When? Is... - Tonight, 8:00. 1251 00:59:08,667 --> 00:59:10,791 - Tonight, as in today, tonight? - Yeah. 1252 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,582 No, I don't know. I don't know if I can... 1253 00:59:13,583 --> 00:59:15,792 I don't know if I can really step... step away. 1254 00:59:16,667 --> 00:59:18,457 No, no. Wait. Sorry. Sorry. 1255 00:59:18,458 --> 00:59:19,874 No, no, no. Wait. I'll do it. I'll do it. 1256 00:59:19,875 --> 00:59:21,155 Fuck it. I'll do it. I'll do it. 1257 00:59:22,458 --> 00:59:23,707 - Hey. Hey. - Hey. 1258 00:59:23,708 --> 00:59:25,249 What's going on? Is everything okay? 1259 00:59:25,250 --> 00:59:26,374 Yeah, everything's great. Everything's great. 1260 00:59:26,375 --> 00:59:27,332 Everything's good. 1261 00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:29,249 - Are the boys okay? - Yeah, the boys are great. 1262 00:59:29,250 --> 00:59:30,332 Hey, listen, do you mind 1263 00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:31,999 if I drop them off here for a couple hours? 1264 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,166 - I know it's last minute, but... - What the fuck? 1265 00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:35,457 No, no, I... Listen, Tess, please... 1266 00:59:35,458 --> 00:59:38,124 Listen, don't ambush me like this in front of the boys 1267 00:59:38,125 --> 00:59:40,541 as though they can't come home whenever they want. 1268 00:59:40,542 --> 00:59:43,749 Like I'm trying to keep them from being inside? 1269 00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:45,833 Come on. That sucks. 1270 00:59:46,542 --> 00:59:48,292 - Look... - You suck. 1271 00:59:49,667 --> 00:59:50,792 You suck! 1272 00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,207 - What the fuck? - Hey, where are you going? 1273 00:59:53,208 --> 00:59:54,832 You know, I got it covered. 1274 00:59:54,833 --> 00:59:56,624 - No, where are you going? - No, no, forget it. Forget it. 1275 00:59:56,625 --> 00:59:57,791 - Hey, Lucy! No! - Yeah. Good. 1276 00:59:57,792 --> 00:59:58,916 Let's go, Charlie, let's go! 1277 00:59:58,917 --> 01:00:00,999 - No, Charlie, stay! - No, I got 'em all. 1278 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,166 - What? - I got it covered. 1279 01:00:02,167 --> 01:00:03,082 You don't even have leashes. 1280 01:00:03,083 --> 01:00:05,375 No, it's okay. I got my own leashes. 1281 01:00:05,708 --> 01:00:07,875 I got lots of leashes. 1282 01:00:10,167 --> 01:00:11,166 Okay. 1283 01:00:11,167 --> 01:00:13,083 - Hi, Grandma! - Puppy dogs! 1284 01:00:14,375 --> 01:00:17,374 - Hi, darlin's. - I'm sorry. Sorry about this. 1285 01:00:17,375 --> 01:00:18,457 I know it's last minute. Come on. 1286 01:00:18,458 --> 01:00:21,166 Please. I'm so happy that you thought of us. 1287 01:00:21,167 --> 01:00:23,249 Are you kidding? Who else would we think of? 1288 01:00:23,250 --> 01:00:25,749 - Please do not feed the dogs. - Hi, Grandpa. 1289 01:00:25,750 --> 01:00:26,874 Okay. 1290 01:00:26,875 --> 01:00:29,416 - Hey, Dad. Hi. Hey. - Hey, son. Hi. 1291 01:00:29,417 --> 01:00:30,707 No, no, no. 1292 01:00:30,708 --> 01:00:32,207 - I can't stay for dinner. - What? 1293 01:00:32,208 --> 01:00:34,207 - I gotta go back to the city. - Well, yes, you can. 1294 01:00:34,208 --> 01:00:37,707 It's not good to run around on an empty stomach. 1295 01:00:37,708 --> 01:00:40,457 Read between the lines, Marilyn. He's got a hot date. 1296 01:00:40,458 --> 01:00:42,041 - Dad, don't... - Hot date? 1297 01:00:42,042 --> 01:00:44,207 - You can stay for a quick bite. - Dad has a hot date? 1298 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:45,541 No, I can't stay for a quick bite. 1299 01:00:45,542 --> 01:00:47,374 - I gotta get back to the city. - Do you have any Jell-O? 1300 01:00:47,375 --> 01:00:49,707 I told you... No, no, no. I have to go... 1301 01:00:49,708 --> 01:00:51,624 If you must know, I gotta get changed 1302 01:00:51,625 --> 01:00:53,082 and I'm going to a comedy club. 1303 01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:54,999 What? Well, you can go later. 1304 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,541 You know, you want to go later, 1305 01:00:56,542 --> 01:00:58,207 because they usually put the guys 1306 01:00:58,208 --> 01:00:59,624 who ain't so funny at the beginning, 1307 01:00:59,625 --> 01:01:01,541 and then... so the pros look better later on. 1308 01:01:01,542 --> 01:01:04,292 No, I can't... I can't be late because I'm... 1309 01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:07,000 - I'm one of the guys going up. - What? 1310 01:01:08,042 --> 01:01:09,457 I've been doing open mic nights. 1311 01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:11,499 - What's an open mic? - I just... And, they... 1312 01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:12,707 I just got a call that one of the comics 1313 01:01:12,708 --> 01:01:14,332 who's emceeing at the club tonight, 1314 01:01:14,333 --> 01:01:16,499 they agreed to give me ten minutes on stage. 1315 01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:17,957 I'm one of the acts. One of the comedy acts. 1316 01:01:17,958 --> 01:01:19,499 - You? - Yeah, me. 1317 01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:23,708 Well... so, I don't know... What do you do, you tell jokes? 1318 01:01:24,458 --> 01:01:26,374 I mean, sort of. Well, kind of... 1319 01:01:26,375 --> 01:01:28,124 more like funny stories about my life. 1320 01:01:28,125 --> 01:01:29,666 - Oh, honey. - What's funny about your life? 1321 01:01:29,667 --> 01:01:31,374 I had no idea your life was so bad. 1322 01:01:31,375 --> 01:01:32,916 No, no, no, it's not so bad. 1323 01:01:32,917 --> 01:01:35,249 - This is why she threw you out! - What's funny about your life? 1324 01:01:35,250 --> 01:01:37,624 - She threw you out? - Nobody threw me out, guys. 1325 01:01:37,625 --> 01:01:39,957 No, I love her. Mom, what are you doing? 1326 01:01:39,958 --> 01:01:41,582 Nobody threw me out. Nobody threw me out. 1327 01:01:41,583 --> 01:01:42,957 - I left by mutual consent. - She threw you out? 1328 01:01:42,958 --> 01:01:45,457 No. Everybody knows that. I left by mutual consent. 1329 01:01:45,458 --> 01:01:48,291 And, by the way, I'm not in a bad place. I'm happy. 1330 01:01:48,292 --> 01:01:50,875 And doing this, it makes me feel good. 1331 01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:54,791 - You know? It helps. - How? How does it help 1332 01:01:54,792 --> 01:01:57,624 to have a roomful of people laughing at you? 1333 01:01:57,625 --> 01:01:59,166 - They're not laughing at me. - Son. Son. 1334 01:01:59,167 --> 01:02:00,749 And it's not bad to have them laugh. 1335 01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:03,332 Son, you know what this is? This is a mid-life crisis. 1336 01:02:03,333 --> 01:02:04,707 - That's what it is. - Oh, Dad... 1337 01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:07,499 So, why you... Just go get yourself a motorcycle. 1338 01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:08,999 I don't know. A leather jacket. 1339 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,124 No. Dad, listen. I love you very much. 1340 01:02:10,125 --> 01:02:11,707 - I love you all. Love you guys. - Come on. 1341 01:02:11,708 --> 01:02:13,416 I will see you in the morning. Thank you so much. 1342 01:02:13,417 --> 01:02:15,457 Remember to pick us up on your new motorcycle! 1343 01:02:15,458 --> 01:02:17,124 Nobody's getting a motorcycle. 1344 01:02:17,125 --> 01:02:20,125 No, it is definitely not a date. 1345 01:02:20,708 --> 01:02:24,457 Because he has a wife, and he's had children. 1346 01:02:24,458 --> 01:02:26,292 They've been together for ages. 1347 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,083 Yes, yes. Always just friends. 1348 01:02:29,792 --> 01:02:31,041 He called because he heard that 1349 01:02:31,042 --> 01:02:33,000 I was putting out feelers about coaching. 1350 01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:51,333 Okay. 1351 01:02:57,792 --> 01:02:59,999 - Hey. I'm meeting... - Hi, welcome. 1352 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,250 I see him right there. Thank you. 1353 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,125 Excuse me. Hey. 1354 01:03:09,792 --> 01:03:10,624 How you doing? 1355 01:03:10,625 --> 01:03:12,291 "We're gonna need that hand, Roche!" 1356 01:03:12,292 --> 01:03:15,124 Stop. 1357 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:17,832 I used to slam the floor so fucking hard 1358 01:03:17,833 --> 01:03:19,749 and pretend it didn't hurt. 1359 01:03:19,750 --> 01:03:21,791 Look, that's what made you a champion. 1360 01:03:21,792 --> 01:03:24,125 Your singular focus, your dedication. 1361 01:03:25,292 --> 01:03:28,082 That's why I heard you wanted to get into coaching, 1362 01:03:28,083 --> 01:03:29,374 I had to reach out. 1363 01:03:29,375 --> 01:03:30,916 It's very flattering. 1364 01:03:30,917 --> 01:03:32,624 I was really excited you reached out. 1365 01:03:32,625 --> 01:03:34,916 Half the US Women's volleyball team 1366 01:03:34,917 --> 01:03:37,249 has come out of our program. 1367 01:03:37,250 --> 01:03:39,416 And the truth is, I've been missing it 1368 01:03:39,417 --> 01:03:41,667 every single day since I retired. 1369 01:03:42,208 --> 01:03:43,249 I just... 1370 01:03:43,250 --> 01:03:46,208 Yeah, I knew coaching would be a great way back in. 1371 01:03:46,875 --> 01:03:48,749 I guess part of me didn't want to accept 1372 01:03:48,750 --> 01:03:50,333 that I wasn't a player anymore. 1373 01:03:50,792 --> 01:03:53,416 You know, so much of my identity was wrapped up in it and... 1374 01:03:53,417 --> 01:03:55,582 I get that. But I'm telling you, 1375 01:03:55,583 --> 01:03:58,166 coaching fills that void for you. 1376 01:03:58,167 --> 01:03:59,832 It forces you to shift gears. 1377 01:03:59,833 --> 01:04:02,624 You stop using the phrase, "Hey, back when I played..." 1378 01:04:02,625 --> 01:04:03,666 Right. 1379 01:04:03,667 --> 01:04:06,458 You learn to make everyone better 1380 01:04:06,958 --> 01:04:09,374 without comparing them to yourself. 1381 01:04:09,375 --> 01:04:11,374 Right. Amazing. 1382 01:04:11,375 --> 01:04:13,124 Is... Is it frustrating? 1383 01:04:13,125 --> 01:04:16,207 - Yes! Absolutely frustrating. - Oh. Okay. 1384 01:04:16,208 --> 01:04:17,374 That's just a given. 1385 01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:19,041 I think it'll always be that way. 1386 01:04:19,042 --> 01:04:22,291 But for me, I can't tell you how gratifying it is 1387 01:04:22,292 --> 01:04:26,583 to be part of a sport as it evolves, despite not playing. 1388 01:04:27,250 --> 01:04:28,957 - Wow. - That's what does it for me. 1389 01:04:28,958 --> 01:04:31,874 The best part, my three daughters, they love it. 1390 01:04:31,875 --> 01:04:34,207 They actually think their dad is cool. 1391 01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:37,249 Hey, how's Tracy? What a beast she was. 1392 01:04:37,250 --> 01:04:38,166 She's good. 1393 01:04:38,167 --> 01:04:40,791 She's, uh, in Salt Lake, doing her thing. 1394 01:04:40,792 --> 01:04:42,624 Oh, yeah. Is she skiing or...? 1395 01:04:42,625 --> 01:04:43,625 Polygamy. 1396 01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:47,249 Oh! 1397 01:04:47,250 --> 01:04:49,707 Yeah, look. It threw us for a loop. Don't get me wrong. 1398 01:04:49,708 --> 01:04:52,083 But... it's all worked out. 1399 01:04:52,417 --> 01:04:55,417 - I-I didn't know you'd split. - Seven years now. 1400 01:04:56,125 --> 01:04:57,874 I have to admit, being single 1401 01:04:57,875 --> 01:04:59,750 in your mid-to-late-forties is, uh... 1402 01:05:00,750 --> 01:05:02,791 What's the word here? Interesting? 1403 01:05:03,750 --> 01:05:05,582 - Okay? - Is that the word? 1404 01:05:05,583 --> 01:05:06,625 But... 1405 01:05:08,125 --> 01:05:10,332 I'd be lost without coaching. 1406 01:05:10,333 --> 01:05:11,875 It... It saved me. 1407 01:05:12,958 --> 01:05:14,749 So... All right. Enough about me. 1408 01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:16,249 Alex. How's he doing? 1409 01:05:16,250 --> 01:05:18,124 - Two boys, right? - Two boys. 1410 01:05:18,125 --> 01:05:20,042 - How are they? - They are great. 1411 01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:22,749 Well, adjusting, 'cause, uh, 1412 01:05:22,750 --> 01:05:24,707 Alex and I decided to take a little break. 1413 01:05:24,708 --> 01:05:26,042 Oh, no. 1414 01:05:26,875 --> 01:05:28,500 I'm sorry. I hadn't heard that. 1415 01:05:28,917 --> 01:05:30,667 Yeah. No, it's... 1416 01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:33,625 Wait, it's not a break. 1417 01:05:34,417 --> 01:05:36,458 We split. He moved out. 1418 01:05:37,792 --> 01:05:39,707 - Wow. - Uh, it's over. Yeah. 1419 01:05:39,708 --> 01:05:41,167 Wow. Okay. 1420 01:05:41,833 --> 01:05:43,000 Yeah, it's actually good. 1421 01:05:44,208 --> 01:05:46,082 I gotta admit, I'm shocked. 1422 01:05:46,083 --> 01:05:48,625 You two just seemed like a perfect fit to me. 1423 01:05:49,917 --> 01:05:53,041 Yeah. Me too, but, um... 1424 01:05:56,625 --> 01:05:57,958 I guess we just... 1425 01:06:00,208 --> 01:06:02,166 slowly grew away from each other. 1426 01:06:02,167 --> 01:06:03,500 If that makes any sense. 1427 01:06:04,042 --> 01:06:05,083 I get that. 1428 01:06:06,208 --> 01:06:07,500 Jeez, Tess, I'm... 1429 01:06:08,833 --> 01:06:10,207 I'm glad I reached out. 1430 01:06:15,833 --> 01:06:16,832 Yeah. 1431 01:06:16,833 --> 01:06:19,333 Are you tired? 'Cause I'm not. 1432 01:06:20,042 --> 01:06:21,624 I'm not tired. Absolutely not. 1433 01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:22,874 My buddy says there's a great place 1434 01:06:22,875 --> 01:06:24,374 right around the corner, actually. 1435 01:06:24,375 --> 01:06:27,707 Oh. Amazing. I'm gonna just... 1436 01:06:27,708 --> 01:06:29,348 - Yeah. Okay. - Use the restroom and... 1437 01:06:29,792 --> 01:06:30,792 Be right back. 1438 01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:47,250 Yeah. 1439 01:06:47,958 --> 01:06:49,499 Fuck it. 1440 01:06:51,583 --> 01:06:53,208 - All right. Following you. - Okay. 1441 01:06:54,792 --> 01:06:55,666 Sounds fun. 1442 01:06:55,667 --> 01:06:58,082 No, I'm not gonna do it, but... 1443 01:06:58,083 --> 01:06:59,374 Absolutely not. 1444 01:07:04,458 --> 01:07:05,832 - They letting you go up tonight? - Yeah. 1445 01:07:05,833 --> 01:07:07,458 We'll see. I'm a little bit late. 1446 01:07:08,542 --> 01:07:09,916 - Fuck. Cutting it close. - Sorry. 1447 01:07:09,917 --> 01:07:11,832 I got held up. I'm sorry. 1448 01:07:13,167 --> 01:07:14,666 I was starting to think you were bailing on me. 1449 01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:16,082 What? No, no, no. No. 1450 01:07:16,083 --> 01:07:17,332 - Whatever, I just... - You want a drink? 1451 01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:18,666 - No, no, no. I'm good. - Okay. 1452 01:07:18,667 --> 01:07:20,541 Oh, my God, I need a beer. 1453 01:07:22,708 --> 01:07:23,957 Big night. 1454 01:07:23,958 --> 01:07:25,499 - Big night tonight. - Oh, my God. 1455 01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:27,707 - You're gonna kill it. - I know, I know. 1456 01:07:27,708 --> 01:07:29,542 Then we'll see. I'll meet you up here. 1457 01:07:30,333 --> 01:07:31,893 I'll meet you back here when we're done. 1458 01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:41,750 I needed to know where The river came out, come on. 1459 01:07:42,333 --> 01:07:44,457 Uh, Sam Jay has the light. You have two minutes. 1460 01:07:44,458 --> 01:07:45,625 Okay. 1461 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,291 You're gonna be great. 1462 01:08:03,375 --> 01:08:06,083 We can't just fuck and make a kid. We can't do that. 1463 01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:07,582 So it's like, how we gonna do it? 1464 01:08:07,583 --> 01:08:09,916 Someone's gotta go buy nut and I'm not buying nut. 1465 01:08:11,042 --> 01:08:12,624 I'm not. I'm not goin' to the nut store, 1466 01:08:12,625 --> 01:08:13,582 ask nobody for no nut. 1467 01:08:13,583 --> 01:08:15,291 And she got upset when I told her that. 1468 01:08:15,292 --> 01:08:16,916 She's, like, "You're an asshole. 1469 01:08:16,917 --> 01:08:19,207 We don't just have to buy a nut. We can just adopt." 1470 01:08:19,208 --> 01:08:20,749 I'm like, "All right." Now we're going to the baby store 1471 01:08:20,750 --> 01:08:23,041 and buying a whole one, so... 1472 01:08:23,042 --> 01:08:25,291 Hey, my name's been Sam Jay. Thank you so much. 1473 01:08:28,875 --> 01:08:30,708 Yeah! 1474 01:08:31,917 --> 01:08:33,332 You guys, give it up for Sam Jay! 1475 01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:34,875 I hope there's somebody else. 1476 01:08:35,417 --> 01:08:37,708 - She was great. - She was great. 1477 01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:40,249 - This is so fun. - It's cool, right? 1478 01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:41,166 Love it. 1479 01:08:41,167 --> 01:08:42,291 Next comedian coming to the stage... 1480 01:08:42,292 --> 01:08:43,207 I'm glad we're here. 1481 01:08:43,208 --> 01:08:44,624 First time on this show. 1482 01:08:44,625 --> 01:08:46,957 Yeah, so I need you guys to give him a lot of energy. 1483 01:08:46,958 --> 01:08:48,624 Start clapping, make a lot of noise... 1484 01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:49,916 All right. Somebody else coming. 1485 01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:52,750 And give it up for Alex Novak! 1486 01:08:56,083 --> 01:08:57,374 How you doing? 1487 01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:02,249 Oh! How you guys doing tonight? 1488 01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:04,249 Yeah! Give it up for our host. 1489 01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:05,792 - Wait. - He's doing great, huh? 1490 01:09:06,292 --> 01:09:08,207 What the fuck is happening? 1491 01:09:08,208 --> 01:09:09,499 Give it up for me. I'm doing great! 1492 01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:11,458 I can promise you, I did not know... 1493 01:09:11,708 --> 01:09:12,541 I don't... 1494 01:09:12,542 --> 01:09:13,499 My personal life's in the shitter... 1495 01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:14,833 - Does he do...? - No! 1496 01:09:15,375 --> 01:09:17,666 Yeah, I mean, I'm paying rent on a shitty apartment 1497 01:09:17,667 --> 01:09:20,541 and mortgage on a house I don't live in anymore. 1498 01:09:20,542 --> 01:09:22,916 You know? It's fine. And one of my teeth hurts. 1499 01:09:22,917 --> 01:09:25,457 And I don't even know where my dentist is. 1500 01:09:25,458 --> 01:09:27,332 My ex used to handle all that. 1501 01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:29,833 But other than that, you know... Hey... 1502 01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:32,791 I had sex with a woman. 1503 01:09:32,792 --> 01:09:35,249 Yeah, so like I said, I'm doing great. 1504 01:09:37,125 --> 01:09:38,416 Yeah. 1505 01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:43,000 I never thought I'd get applause for having sex with a woman. 1506 01:09:43,667 --> 01:09:46,207 Like, "You finally did it!" 1507 01:09:46,208 --> 01:09:47,333 Yeah! 1508 01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:52,167 Uh, yeah. No, I had sex with a... with a woman, um... 1509 01:09:52,875 --> 01:09:55,499 after, you know, being married for a number of years. 1510 01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:57,583 And... and it was... 1511 01:09:58,417 --> 01:09:59,832 scary. 1512 01:09:59,833 --> 01:10:00,749 Yeah. 1513 01:10:00,750 --> 01:10:03,707 But at least I was not very good at it. 1514 01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:09,416 I think that after... I think after 20 years of marriage, 1515 01:10:09,417 --> 01:10:12,999 you know, you just get used to doing things a certain way. 1516 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,041 You know what I mean? Like, sex with your wi... 1517 01:10:15,042 --> 01:10:16,916 It's... It's fine. It was great with my... 1518 01:10:16,917 --> 01:10:19,416 It's like, you know when you go to an Airbnb, 1519 01:10:19,417 --> 01:10:22,999 and you go into the kitchen, and it kind of looks the same, like, 1520 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,041 but it's just a little bit different? 1521 01:10:25,042 --> 01:10:27,916 Like, certain spoons are in different drawers? 1522 01:10:27,917 --> 01:10:29,499 So you're kind of looking around, 1523 01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:31,166 you're opening stuff up, and you're like... 1524 01:10:31,167 --> 01:10:33,249 And I was doing that on a human body. 1525 01:10:34,542 --> 01:10:37,457 I don't know, I feel like sex now has really changed 1526 01:10:37,458 --> 01:10:41,582 since back when I was out there in the game 20... 1527 01:10:41,583 --> 01:10:43,791 I never cheated on my wife, so this is the first... 1528 01:10:43,792 --> 01:10:45,374 And it feels like now... 1529 01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:46,332 Are you sure you don't want to leave? 1530 01:10:46,333 --> 01:10:47,249 There are so many noises 1531 01:10:47,250 --> 01:10:48,207 - that she was making. - No. 1532 01:10:48,208 --> 01:10:49,957 - So animalistic. - I don't want to go anywhere. 1533 01:10:49,958 --> 01:10:51,999 And it just felt like two apes fucking. 1534 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,166 Obviously, apes do not make love, right? 1535 01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:56,332 Nobody imagines that apes are like this, 1536 01:10:56,333 --> 01:10:58,082 staring in each other's eyes, saying, 1537 01:10:58,083 --> 01:11:01,374 "I love you. And let's come at the same time." 1538 01:11:01,375 --> 01:11:03,124 Apes don't do that shit. 1539 01:11:03,125 --> 01:11:06,374 Apes are doing it, fucking, you know, dog-style. 1540 01:11:06,375 --> 01:11:08,916 Or ape-style. Whatever the fuck it is. 1541 01:11:08,917 --> 01:11:11,499 I don't know. 1542 01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:13,332 I gotta tell you, the whole experience, 1543 01:11:13,333 --> 01:11:15,249 to be honest, made me miss my wife. 1544 01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:16,958 It really did. Yeah. 1545 01:11:17,542 --> 01:11:21,333 Which was, um, surprising because... 1546 01:11:22,083 --> 01:11:23,374 we had a lot of fights. 1547 01:11:23,375 --> 01:11:25,625 Listen... And, um... 1548 01:11:26,292 --> 01:11:29,333 And I actually kind of ended up missing some of our fights, too. 1549 01:11:30,167 --> 01:11:32,583 Yeah, they were... Our fights were... 1550 01:11:32,917 --> 01:11:33,917 Uh... 1551 01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:36,332 psychological? 1552 01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:38,573 Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean by that? 1553 01:11:39,417 --> 01:11:42,041 All the dudes know what I mean. 1554 01:11:42,042 --> 01:11:43,832 They're like, "Yeah. Every interaction 1555 01:11:43,833 --> 01:11:46,333 is a fucking psychological minefield." 1556 01:11:47,208 --> 01:11:48,999 You know when your wife or your partner 1557 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,791 gets really, really quiet, 1558 01:11:50,792 --> 01:11:53,375 and now you gotta guess what's wrong? 1559 01:11:53,792 --> 01:11:57,791 So, you have to ask a blanket, like, question. 1560 01:11:57,792 --> 01:11:59,124 Keep it really gener... 1561 01:11:59,125 --> 01:12:02,499 I remember one time, my ex-wife and I were driving, 1562 01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:04,167 coming home from a friend's place. 1563 01:12:05,042 --> 01:12:07,625 And she is so quiet. 1564 01:12:08,542 --> 01:12:10,166 She's so quiet, like... 1565 01:12:10,167 --> 01:12:11,957 Do you remember Jacob's Ladder? 1566 01:12:13,042 --> 01:12:14,666 It was like that. Right? 1567 01:12:14,667 --> 01:12:17,124 I'm sort of dating myself a little bit, but it was... 1568 01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:20,457 It was like I was questioning my own existence on the planet, 1569 01:12:20,458 --> 01:12:21,541 it was so quiet. 1570 01:12:21,542 --> 01:12:23,832 Just the two of us, in the car, 1571 01:12:23,833 --> 01:12:27,625 and I'm so scared of what she's gonna say. 1572 01:12:28,333 --> 01:12:30,207 So I just go... 1573 01:12:30,208 --> 01:12:31,750 I muster up the courage. 1574 01:12:33,833 --> 01:12:35,291 "Honey, are you mad at me?" 1575 01:12:37,667 --> 01:12:38,957 And she looks at me and she goes, 1576 01:12:38,958 --> 01:12:43,416 "You know, sometimes I just wish that you'd talk to me 1577 01:12:43,417 --> 01:12:45,666 the same way that you talk to your friends." 1578 01:12:47,375 --> 01:12:48,875 And I go, "Okay." 1579 01:12:52,083 --> 01:12:54,124 "Dude, my wife is driving me crazy." 1580 01:12:57,250 --> 01:12:58,707 Awesome. You guys have been so great. 1581 01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:00,874 Thanks so much. I've been Alex Novak. 1582 01:13:00,875 --> 01:13:02,499 All right, guys, thanks so much. Good night. 1583 01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:03,666 Let's go. 1584 01:13:07,375 --> 01:13:10,124 You guys, give it up for Alex Novak! 1585 01:13:10,125 --> 01:13:12,707 Oh, my God! Alex, that was fantastic! 1586 01:13:12,708 --> 01:13:14,374 Yes! You were so good! 1587 01:13:14,375 --> 01:13:15,791 Hey, can I get some water, please? 1588 01:13:15,792 --> 01:13:17,207 Absolutely, man. Yeah. 1589 01:13:17,208 --> 01:13:18,999 - Yeah. - This is Laird. Sorry. 1590 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,791 I'm Nina. Nice to meet you. Good to see you. 1591 01:13:20,792 --> 01:13:22,291 Good to... Yeah, we're gonna... 1592 01:13:22,292 --> 01:13:24,125 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I get it. 1593 01:13:24,625 --> 01:13:25,624 - It's a lot. - All right. 1594 01:13:25,625 --> 01:13:27,291 You guys ready for this next comedian? Say, "Hell yeah." 1595 01:13:27,292 --> 01:13:29,249 Hell yeah! 1596 01:13:29,250 --> 01:13:30,499 Start clapping right now. 1597 01:13:30,500 --> 01:13:35,707 Give it up right now for the legend, Mr. Dave Attell! 1598 01:13:38,625 --> 01:13:40,416 Wow! What a night! 1599 01:13:40,417 --> 01:13:42,582 - Hey! How was it? - It was so good. 1600 01:13:42,583 --> 01:13:43,624 - Was it good? - I'm so proud of you. 1601 01:13:43,625 --> 01:13:45,791 - I just opened for Dave Attell! - You ballsy motherfucker. 1602 01:13:45,792 --> 01:13:47,874 Yeah, you just did that set in front of your wife. 1603 01:13:47,875 --> 01:13:49,541 - I respect that. - What are you mean? 1604 01:13:49,542 --> 01:13:50,874 Tess is here with Laird. The tall... 1605 01:13:50,875 --> 01:13:52,416 What do you mean, Tess? Tess is here now? 1606 01:13:52,417 --> 01:13:53,332 What are you talking about? Where? 1607 01:13:53,333 --> 01:13:54,249 Yeah, just saw them. They went outside. 1608 01:13:54,250 --> 01:13:55,166 Did you not invite them? 1609 01:13:55,167 --> 01:13:56,291 No, I didn't fucking invite them! 1610 01:13:56,292 --> 01:13:57,541 Jesus Christ. 1611 01:14:00,792 --> 01:14:03,374 - Holy shit. Okay. - 'Cause I said so. 1612 01:14:03,375 --> 01:14:06,082 - Take it easy there, bruh. - Whoa! 1613 01:14:06,083 --> 01:14:07,875 - What? - You found a sitter? 1614 01:14:08,208 --> 01:14:10,207 No, I got them working at the falafel place right here. 1615 01:14:10,208 --> 01:14:11,541 They're at your folks' place? 1616 01:14:11,542 --> 01:14:12,542 Yeah. 1617 01:14:13,625 --> 01:14:15,791 - What the fuck are you...? - What the fuck? 1618 01:14:15,792 --> 01:14:17,457 What the fuck, me? What the fuck are...? 1619 01:14:17,458 --> 01:14:18,916 You've been moving on, huh? 1620 01:14:18,917 --> 01:14:21,374 Me, moving on? You show up with fucking Laird? 1621 01:14:21,375 --> 01:14:22,707 Who I just said goodbye to. 1622 01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:23,749 Okay, but Laird, of all fucking people. 1623 01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:24,666 What the fuck do you care? 1624 01:14:24,667 --> 01:14:25,582 How long have you been fucking him? 1625 01:14:25,583 --> 01:14:26,499 For years. 1626 01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:27,708 - No. - No. 1627 01:14:28,042 --> 01:14:29,458 Oh, fuck. 1628 01:14:30,125 --> 01:14:31,666 How long you been doing... 1629 01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:33,291 - stand-up comedy? - No, I only did that one time. 1630 01:14:33,292 --> 01:14:35,042 - Jesus Christ. - Oh. 1631 01:14:35,542 --> 01:14:36,833 Mmm. 1632 01:14:39,958 --> 01:14:41,042 Sorry, I thought you... 1633 01:14:42,292 --> 01:14:44,125 Yeah, stand-up I've been doing for a while. 1634 01:14:46,458 --> 01:14:48,166 So I'm the only one who doesn't know you do this? 1635 01:14:48,167 --> 01:14:49,958 Actually, tonight was kind of a big night. 1636 01:14:51,375 --> 01:14:54,333 I mean, it's obviously bigger now that... 1637 01:14:55,917 --> 01:14:57,666 I usually only do open mic nights, 1638 01:14:57,667 --> 01:14:59,267 and they're, like, half the crowd, and... 1639 01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:01,457 I don't know why I never told you. 1640 01:15:01,458 --> 01:15:02,957 I haven't even really told myself 1641 01:15:02,958 --> 01:15:04,417 that it's becoming a thing, you know? 1642 01:15:07,208 --> 01:15:08,375 It's hot. 1643 01:15:09,875 --> 01:15:10,875 Really? 1644 01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:14,458 Give me a drag. 1645 01:15:27,667 --> 01:15:29,208 Mmm. 1646 01:15:32,375 --> 01:15:33,999 Hey, will you pass me my smokes? 1647 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:35,360 I think they're on the table there. 1648 01:15:35,958 --> 01:15:38,666 If you hit the light. The button's right on the... 1649 01:15:38,667 --> 01:15:39,792 You got it. 1650 01:15:40,542 --> 01:15:41,957 I think the lighter's there too, right? 1651 01:15:41,958 --> 01:15:42,958 Yeah. 1652 01:15:43,167 --> 01:15:44,167 Thanks. 1653 01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:53,292 What's with all the smoking? 1654 01:15:54,542 --> 01:15:56,582 I feel like we're in our twenties again. 1655 01:15:56,583 --> 01:15:58,667 Mmm. 1656 01:16:00,083 --> 01:16:01,292 Mmm. 1657 01:16:05,250 --> 01:16:06,957 I'm just, you know... 1658 01:16:06,958 --> 01:16:09,291 allowing myself the grace to... 1659 01:16:09,292 --> 01:16:11,833 - Marilyn? - Yeah. 1660 01:16:14,125 --> 01:16:16,333 Let's talk about Marilyn. 1661 01:16:17,458 --> 01:16:19,000 Sorry. 1662 01:16:22,125 --> 01:16:26,292 What the absolute fuck? 1663 01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:28,916 Oh, my God. 1664 01:16:28,917 --> 01:16:31,417 Look, I think we're just gracing the shit out of each other. 1665 01:16:31,958 --> 01:16:33,958 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry... 1666 01:16:34,625 --> 01:16:35,832 Sorry. 1667 01:16:35,833 --> 01:16:38,457 I promise I won't bring my mom up again. 1668 01:16:40,042 --> 01:16:42,708 No, it's hot. No. 1669 01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:47,250 Oh. 1670 01:16:48,333 --> 01:16:49,542 Hey. 1671 01:16:53,292 --> 01:16:54,999 What about the boys? 1672 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:56,917 Like, we can't tell anybody. 1673 01:16:58,542 --> 01:17:00,292 - No. No, of course. - Right? 1674 01:17:00,833 --> 01:17:02,208 We can't confuse them. 1675 01:17:03,208 --> 01:17:06,417 'Cause, I mean, yeah. This is confusing. 1676 01:17:07,417 --> 01:17:08,541 Yeah. No. 1677 01:17:08,542 --> 01:17:10,792 Of course. Yeah, it is. It is confusing. 1678 01:17:13,875 --> 01:17:15,167 I'm sleeping over. 1679 01:17:16,292 --> 01:17:17,833 - Okay. Yeah. - Yeah. 1680 01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:20,666 Uh, there's, like, boxers and T-shirts 1681 01:17:20,667 --> 01:17:21,999 in that top drawer there. 1682 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,375 - Here? - Yeah. 1683 01:17:24,292 --> 01:17:25,957 I feel shaky. 1684 01:17:27,708 --> 01:17:28,708 Fuck. 1685 01:17:38,917 --> 01:17:41,250 I can't believe you fucked somebody! 1686 01:17:51,542 --> 01:17:53,833 Oh, my God. 1687 01:17:55,917 --> 01:17:59,166 Did you fuck her right here? In front of our armoire? 1688 01:17:59,167 --> 01:18:02,417 Come on. I never would have done it in front of our armoire. 1689 01:18:03,292 --> 01:18:05,499 Do... Do you know how sick and twisted that'd be 1690 01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:07,457 if I did it in front of the armoire? 1691 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:18,458 That was fucking insane. 1692 01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:20,625 Mmm. 1693 01:18:22,958 --> 01:18:24,500 You kept looking at me. 1694 01:18:26,792 --> 01:18:28,125 I always do. 1695 01:18:29,625 --> 01:18:31,917 Have you upped your parenting since we split? 1696 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:34,167 Out of necessity. 1697 01:18:34,625 --> 01:18:36,917 Well, yeah, that. But, I mean, like... 1698 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,500 Do you find that you'll, like... 1699 01:18:40,917 --> 01:18:42,458 Do you find that you'll, like... 1700 01:18:43,958 --> 01:18:45,278 I don't know. You'll... You'll... 1701 01:18:45,875 --> 01:18:48,457 get off your phone if the boys are around, 1702 01:18:48,458 --> 01:18:53,333 thinking that maybe they'll see you on it less than me? 1703 01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:55,957 Just, like, you know... 1704 01:18:55,958 --> 01:18:58,207 being more attentive to be better than me? 1705 01:18:58,208 --> 01:19:01,833 To, like... to beat me at parenting? 1706 01:19:02,458 --> 01:19:04,208 Yeah. But I always do that. 1707 01:19:05,333 --> 01:19:07,332 Yeah, but, I mean, isn't that ridiculous? 1708 01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:08,417 Yeah. 1709 01:19:08,792 --> 01:19:10,250 But I always want to win. 1710 01:19:11,375 --> 01:19:14,208 Yeah, of course. 1711 01:19:21,125 --> 01:19:22,125 Fuck. 1712 01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:26,124 Yeah. I knew you'd say that. 1713 01:19:27,292 --> 01:19:29,583 Unbelievable. The passive aggressive. 1714 01:19:30,708 --> 01:19:33,374 My mom said that she didn't want to, uh, 1715 01:19:33,375 --> 01:19:36,250 meddle in-in my marriage. 1716 01:19:37,625 --> 01:19:39,708 Which is exactly what meddlers say... 1717 01:19:40,750 --> 01:19:42,542 before they meddle in your marriage. 1718 01:19:43,792 --> 01:19:46,333 Uh... My kids, um... 1719 01:19:47,417 --> 01:19:49,124 My kids though, I know... 1720 01:19:49,125 --> 01:19:52,166 They'd probably be happy to know that we're together. You know? 1721 01:19:52,167 --> 01:19:53,957 I mean, I think this would make them... 1722 01:19:53,958 --> 01:19:55,916 But we cannot tell 'em. 1723 01:19:55,917 --> 01:20:00,542 Because what if the wheels come off this particular bus? 1724 01:20:02,208 --> 01:20:03,417 That's what I'm worried about. 1725 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:09,583 But until then, I'm just enjoying this wild ride... 1726 01:20:10,792 --> 01:20:11,833 of... 1727 01:20:14,250 --> 01:20:17,833 having an affair with my ex-wife. 1728 01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:20,957 Hey, man, just came down on my break. 1729 01:20:20,958 --> 01:20:23,250 I wanted to watch your act. It's good. Getting better. 1730 01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:25,500 - Come on. One more time! - Thanks, man. 1731 01:20:25,750 --> 01:20:26,582 Excuse me. 1732 01:20:26,583 --> 01:20:28,374 Well, well, well. 1733 01:20:28,375 --> 01:20:31,542 I heard you crushed the other night with some new material. 1734 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,291 You smoked my weed and you owe me money. 1735 01:20:34,292 --> 01:20:36,333 Just gonna go out on a limb and say I think... 1736 01:20:36,458 --> 01:20:37,291 Novak, let me get it straight. 1737 01:20:37,292 --> 01:20:41,207 So, your main is your side and your side is the main. 1738 01:20:41,208 --> 01:20:42,207 The new main. 1739 01:20:42,208 --> 01:20:43,249 - The new main. - Yeah. 1740 01:20:43,250 --> 01:20:44,332 That's like going to Popeyes 1741 01:20:44,333 --> 01:20:45,624 and gettin' chicken and chicken on the side. 1742 01:20:45,625 --> 01:20:47,875 "Let me get wings with a side of wings." 1743 01:20:48,250 --> 01:20:50,416 My grandma used to say gettin' back with a ex 1744 01:20:50,417 --> 01:20:52,937 is like taking a shit and trying to put it back in your asshole. 1745 01:20:53,708 --> 01:20:55,707 - Fuck you guys. - Just let go! 1746 01:20:55,708 --> 01:20:56,791 Fuck you too, Novak! 1747 01:20:56,792 --> 01:20:58,458 Hey, love you, young Novak. 1748 01:20:59,917 --> 01:21:02,041 Yeah. Here we go! Ready? Cover, cover! 1749 01:21:02,042 --> 01:21:03,999 Wait, you aced five. 1750 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:06,166 I mean, she could not pass the float serve. 1751 01:21:06,167 --> 01:21:07,624 And our hitter was on fire, too. 1752 01:21:07,625 --> 01:21:09,542 Well, you had that great last swing. 1753 01:21:17,833 --> 01:21:19,125 You're nuts! 1754 01:21:22,167 --> 01:21:23,958 - What are you doing? - What? 1755 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:28,791 You drove all this way from the city just to drive me home? 1756 01:21:28,792 --> 01:21:30,958 It's a 47-minute drive. It's not a big deal. 1757 01:21:34,458 --> 01:21:35,625 This is scary. 1758 01:21:36,417 --> 01:21:38,083 But fuck, it's fun. 1759 01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:40,792 Yeah. 1760 01:21:44,625 --> 01:21:45,749 - Is that Mom? - Is that Mom? 1761 01:21:45,750 --> 01:21:47,749 - Yeah. - Whoa! That's cool. 1762 01:21:47,750 --> 01:21:48,749 What do you think? 1763 01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:49,666 Pretty cool. 1764 01:21:49,667 --> 01:21:50,792 That's really cool, yeah. 1765 01:21:54,333 --> 01:21:55,707 Is that when she was in the Olympics? 1766 01:21:55,708 --> 01:21:58,083 Yeah. What do you think? It's pretty awesome right? 1767 01:21:58,625 --> 01:21:59,625 - Yeah. - Hi, Mom. 1768 01:22:19,542 --> 01:22:20,958 Oh, shit. 1769 01:22:22,292 --> 01:22:23,416 Shit. 1770 01:22:25,458 --> 01:22:27,667 Just like every year. There he is. 1771 01:22:27,792 --> 01:22:30,707 Oh! 1772 01:22:30,708 --> 01:22:32,874 I thought you guys didn't make it. 1773 01:22:32,875 --> 01:22:34,499 I was looking at all the... 1774 01:22:34,500 --> 01:22:36,457 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, hey, hey! 1775 01:22:36,458 --> 01:22:40,124 Somebody actually fell asleep on my shoulder while I was there. 1776 01:22:40,125 --> 01:22:41,707 - Hey. - Hey. Can I give you a hand? 1777 01:22:41,708 --> 01:22:43,166 No, man, I got these. They're light. 1778 01:22:43,167 --> 01:22:44,082 How are you? 1779 01:22:44,083 --> 01:22:45,916 - I'm good. How are you doing? - Great. 1780 01:22:47,542 --> 01:22:49,957 - You like my 'stache? - Yeah. What's with the look? 1781 01:22:49,958 --> 01:22:51,582 The look? I've got a... 1782 01:22:51,583 --> 01:22:54,624 I got a fourth callback of a ranch hand 1783 01:22:54,625 --> 01:22:56,124 in a western TV series. 1784 01:22:56,125 --> 01:22:57,082 - What? No! - Good. 1785 01:22:57,083 --> 01:22:58,416 - Yeah. - It's a strong 'stache. 1786 01:22:58,417 --> 01:23:00,749 - Yeah, yeah. I'm just grateful. - Nice. 1787 01:23:00,750 --> 01:23:02,124 - Here. - Thanks, man. 1788 01:23:02,125 --> 01:23:03,250 Shotgun! 1789 01:23:05,542 --> 01:23:06,624 Yeah, I know where it is. 1790 01:23:06,625 --> 01:23:08,957 - Yeah. Yeah. - Jesus. Wow. 1791 01:23:08,958 --> 01:23:10,416 I'm just excited. What do you want me to say? 1792 01:23:10,417 --> 01:23:11,582 - Yeah, all right. - Wow, thrilling. 1793 01:23:11,583 --> 01:23:13,500 What do you know? 1794 01:23:14,125 --> 01:23:15,125 Jesus. 1795 01:23:18,625 --> 01:23:19,625 Where's she at? 1796 01:23:20,792 --> 01:23:22,499 Hey! Welcome to Oyster Bay! 1797 01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:24,291 - Hey! - Whoo! 1798 01:23:25,750 --> 01:23:26,707 My God. 1799 01:23:26,708 --> 01:23:27,916 I can't believe it's been a year already. 1800 01:23:27,917 --> 01:23:29,374 - I know. - Did that Hopkins thing. 1801 01:23:29,375 --> 01:23:30,957 - You've been working hard. - Learn it 250 times. 1802 01:23:30,958 --> 01:23:32,499 You're in the attic, of course. 1803 01:23:32,500 --> 01:23:33,832 - Great. - I'm so happy to be back here. 1804 01:23:33,833 --> 01:23:35,957 Geoffrey, Stephen, you guys are in the primary. 1805 01:23:35,958 --> 01:23:37,541 Game night tonight still? 1806 01:23:37,542 --> 01:23:38,832 - Are we still doing that? - Yeah. 1807 01:23:38,833 --> 01:23:40,457 - For sure. - What are we playing? 1808 01:23:40,458 --> 01:23:41,916 Alex, you want something to drink? 1809 01:23:41,917 --> 01:23:43,957 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Same thing we play every year. 1810 01:23:44,083 --> 01:23:46,124 - Why don't we play... - Same thing we... 1811 01:23:46,125 --> 01:23:47,166 Why don't we do Bananagrams? 1812 01:23:47,167 --> 01:23:48,166 - I got all the... - What? 1813 01:23:48,167 --> 01:23:49,457 - What did you say? - Are you unhappy wi... 1814 01:23:49,458 --> 01:23:51,666 Whoa, whoa, whoa. We know what game we're playing. 1815 01:23:52,625 --> 01:23:54,457 I'm just saying, why don't we start with Bananagrams? 1816 01:23:54,458 --> 01:23:55,374 No! 1817 01:23:55,375 --> 01:23:56,457 Why would we change it? 1818 01:23:56,458 --> 01:23:57,707 What are you talking about? 1819 01:23:57,708 --> 01:23:59,541 It's the best game in the... It's why we come here. 1820 01:23:59,542 --> 01:24:00,457 Okay. 1821 01:24:00,458 --> 01:24:01,750 Hey, hey, hey... 1822 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:13,958 Hey guys, wait, don't start without me. 1823 01:24:18,375 --> 01:24:19,791 Come on, y'all. 1824 01:24:19,792 --> 01:24:21,541 None of this fighting shit. Come on. 1825 01:24:21,542 --> 01:24:23,541 Fun weekend. Let's go. Come on, honey. 1826 01:24:23,542 --> 01:24:24,749 - Yeah. - Okay. 1827 01:24:24,750 --> 01:24:26,166 - Remember what I said. - I know. 1828 01:24:26,167 --> 01:24:27,832 - Jesus. - Did they start without us? 1829 01:24:27,833 --> 01:24:29,624 - No. I told them not to. - Okay. 1830 01:24:29,625 --> 01:24:31,291 - Yeah, so, it's our time to ask. - All right. 1831 01:24:31,292 --> 01:24:32,374 Obviously I meant... 1832 01:24:32,375 --> 01:24:33,499 Are you sure? Okay. 1833 01:24:33,500 --> 01:24:35,041 Look, I have four left. 1834 01:24:35,042 --> 01:24:36,291 Well, you think. 1835 01:24:36,292 --> 01:24:37,732 Wait, wait. I can't see. I can't see. 1836 01:24:38,167 --> 01:24:40,416 I... Ho... Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1837 01:24:40,417 --> 01:24:42,291 - Mm-mmm. - Hold on. 1838 01:24:42,292 --> 01:24:43,707 God, I'd love to know what this process is. 1839 01:24:43,708 --> 01:24:46,457 Second floor... I know! Gosh! 1840 01:24:46,458 --> 01:24:48,416 I know. What? 1841 01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:50,874 - Does this person... - Guys, we gotta get serious now. 1842 01:24:50,875 --> 01:24:53,082 Does your person hold on to library books 1843 01:24:53,083 --> 01:24:54,207 past their due date? 1844 01:24:54,208 --> 01:24:55,207 Yes! 1845 01:24:55,208 --> 01:24:56,582 - That's a good one! - Yes, yes. 1846 01:24:56,583 --> 01:24:58,249 - No, no, no. No. - No. That's a librarian. 1847 01:24:58,250 --> 01:24:59,207 - Yeah. - Keep her up. 1848 01:24:59,208 --> 01:25:00,291 - No. - You know, every year, 1849 01:25:00,292 --> 01:25:01,749 - this does not end well. - No. 1850 01:25:01,750 --> 01:25:03,499 - No. Does not keep it past the... - These two. 1851 01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:04,707 This person does not. 1852 01:25:04,708 --> 01:25:06,082 No. It's this person does. 1853 01:25:06,083 --> 01:25:07,082 It's this person, it's this person. 1854 01:25:07,083 --> 01:25:08,166 Okay, we're ready to make a guess. 1855 01:25:08,167 --> 01:25:09,250 Okay. Is your person... 1856 01:25:09,417 --> 01:25:10,417 - Joan? - Joan. 1857 01:25:10,583 --> 01:25:12,999 Joan! Oh my God! 1858 01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,082 Yes! Yeah! 1859 01:25:15,083 --> 01:25:16,999 How good was that! 1860 01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:18,500 How good was that! 1861 01:25:21,375 --> 01:25:22,375 Hey. 1862 01:25:24,083 --> 01:25:25,625 - Hey, man. - What are you doing? 1863 01:25:27,458 --> 01:25:29,000 Just having a smoke. 1864 01:25:31,542 --> 01:25:33,333 - Sit with you? - Yeah. 1865 01:25:36,375 --> 01:25:37,542 Starting to rain. 1866 01:25:44,167 --> 01:25:45,374 Not gonna ask me what I was doing 1867 01:25:45,375 --> 01:25:46,957 coming out of the fucking darkness? 1868 01:25:46,958 --> 01:25:49,917 Sorry, man. What were you doing? 1869 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:55,708 I just want to say... 1870 01:25:56,917 --> 01:25:58,417 I gotta hand it to you. 1871 01:25:59,833 --> 01:26:02,292 - You do? - Yeah. You look happy. 1872 01:26:04,458 --> 01:26:07,958 Happier than you've been in a... long time. 1873 01:26:10,708 --> 01:26:11,708 Okay. 1874 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:14,083 If anything, you're an inspiration. 1875 01:26:15,083 --> 01:26:16,916 I mean, you're proof positive that it's never too late 1876 01:26:16,917 --> 01:26:19,583 for a man of a certain age to turn his life around, you know? 1877 01:26:20,333 --> 01:26:21,333 Make a fresh start. 1878 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:24,583 Find out who you really are. 1879 01:26:26,583 --> 01:26:27,624 Thank you, man. 1880 01:26:27,625 --> 01:26:28,582 Right. 1881 01:26:28,583 --> 01:26:31,333 Which is why I'm gonna ask Christine for a divorce. 1882 01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:32,791 What? 1883 01:26:32,792 --> 01:26:33,792 Yeah. 1884 01:26:34,250 --> 01:26:35,500 No. I hear ya. 1885 01:26:36,333 --> 01:26:38,000 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna take control. 1886 01:26:38,875 --> 01:26:40,667 No, what are you talking about, man? 1887 01:26:40,958 --> 01:26:42,249 I just told you. You inspired me. 1888 01:26:42,250 --> 01:26:43,832 No, no, no. I didn't inspire you... 1889 01:26:43,833 --> 01:26:45,208 Yeah. You did. 1890 01:26:48,375 --> 01:26:49,832 I've been unhappy for such a long time. 1891 01:26:49,833 --> 01:26:51,791 I was just too chicken-shit to ever do anything about it. 1892 01:26:51,792 --> 01:26:53,166 No. Don't do this, man. 1893 01:26:53,167 --> 01:26:54,208 - Don't do it. - Why not? 1894 01:26:55,042 --> 01:26:56,166 Our son's going to college. 1895 01:26:56,167 --> 01:26:59,042 If I get this job, it shoots in Texas. 1896 01:27:00,042 --> 01:27:01,957 I've never auditioned for anything outside the city 1897 01:27:01,958 --> 01:27:03,832 'cause I never wanted to be away from Jay. 1898 01:27:03,833 --> 01:27:05,083 That's over. 1899 01:27:06,625 --> 01:27:07,917 I want to be happy. 1900 01:27:08,417 --> 01:27:10,124 Okay, that's fine. But that doesn't mean that you... 1901 01:27:10,125 --> 01:27:12,792 - Don't you want me to be happy? - No, of course I do, man. 1902 01:27:13,167 --> 01:27:14,625 Look... 1903 01:27:16,458 --> 01:27:18,250 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't. 1904 01:27:25,417 --> 01:27:28,125 'Stache feels right. Feels good. 1905 01:27:34,500 --> 01:27:37,792 - Sorry. Kinda small, right? - Hmm. 1906 01:27:41,792 --> 01:27:43,000 You need more blankets? 1907 01:27:43,542 --> 01:27:44,874 - No. I think I'm... - Are you sure? 1908 01:27:44,875 --> 01:27:46,249 This one's kinda old. 1909 01:27:46,250 --> 01:27:48,291 No, they seem, they seem okay. That's... 1910 01:27:48,292 --> 01:27:49,749 - Okay. Any more pillows? - I'm good. 1911 01:27:49,750 --> 01:27:50,833 Anything? 1912 01:27:51,250 --> 01:27:52,499 No, this is great. Thank you. 1913 01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:55,042 Sorry. I know it's not the biggest couch in the world. 1914 01:27:55,958 --> 01:27:57,667 It's gonna be fine. Thank you. 1915 01:27:58,625 --> 01:27:59,958 You want to know my secret? 1916 01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:03,750 Do I? 1917 01:28:04,042 --> 01:28:05,042 Yeah. 1918 01:28:06,250 --> 01:28:08,458 The real reason I despise you. 1919 01:28:10,792 --> 01:28:11,875 Yeah, I guess. 1920 01:28:14,083 --> 01:28:16,000 It's because you remind me of myself. 1921 01:28:18,042 --> 01:28:19,792 Surprise. 1922 01:28:20,917 --> 01:28:23,582 And watching you wither away all these years 1923 01:28:23,583 --> 01:28:27,041 just keeps reminding me of how hot you used to be. 1924 01:28:27,042 --> 01:28:28,791 How funny you were. 1925 01:28:28,792 --> 01:28:30,167 Just, magnetic. 1926 01:28:32,833 --> 01:28:34,499 I was even attracted to you back in the day. 1927 01:28:34,500 --> 01:28:36,792 And I'm not hitting on you, I'm just making a point. 1928 01:28:38,292 --> 01:28:40,207 Watching you disappear in front of my eyes 1929 01:28:40,208 --> 01:28:44,625 has just been this fucking reminder to me. 1930 01:28:46,458 --> 01:28:48,125 That marriage doesn't fucking work. 1931 01:28:49,958 --> 01:28:51,708 I mean, it didn't work for my parents. 1932 01:28:52,708 --> 01:28:55,166 I literally watched it kill them. 1933 01:28:55,167 --> 01:28:56,499 And then it killed you. 1934 01:28:56,500 --> 01:28:59,000 And now it's doing the same thing to me. 1935 01:29:01,292 --> 01:29:04,791 And I wake up every day, 1936 01:29:04,792 --> 01:29:08,292 and the first thing I feel is anger. 1937 01:29:09,875 --> 01:29:12,375 I'm just fucking angry all the time. 1938 01:29:13,792 --> 01:29:15,666 So, yes, when I see you, I see me. 1939 01:29:15,667 --> 01:29:17,833 And I just fucking lash out, you know? 1940 01:29:20,458 --> 01:29:22,292 I'll deny we ever had this conversation. 1941 01:29:23,750 --> 01:29:24,750 Okay. 1942 01:29:26,542 --> 01:29:27,874 But I'm glad we talked. 1943 01:29:27,875 --> 01:29:29,583 It's like we needed it, maybe? 1944 01:29:31,417 --> 01:29:32,917 Yeah. Get some sleep. 1945 01:30:19,125 --> 01:30:23,791 Amazing grace. 1946 01:30:23,792 --> 01:30:24,875 Morning. 1947 01:30:25,458 --> 01:30:30,500 How sweet the sound. 1948 01:30:32,667 --> 01:30:38,083 That saved a wretch. 1949 01:30:38,542 --> 01:30:42,833 Like me. 1950 01:30:43,583 --> 01:30:49,167 I once was lost. 1951 01:30:49,792 --> 01:30:55,332 But now am found. 1952 01:30:55,333 --> 01:30:57,999 Was blind. 1953 01:30:58,000 --> 01:31:03,749 But now I see. 1954 01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:06,791 Ooh. 1955 01:31:06,792 --> 01:31:12,332 Amazing grace. 1956 01:31:12,333 --> 01:31:17,750 How sweet the sound. 1957 01:31:18,333 --> 01:31:23,832 That saved a wretch. 1958 01:31:23,833 --> 01:31:28,250 Like me. 1959 01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:30,957 How'd you sleep? 1960 01:31:30,958 --> 01:31:32,708 - Amazing. - Yeah? 1961 01:31:34,125 --> 01:31:35,957 - Really good. - Did you? 1962 01:31:35,958 --> 01:31:37,875 - The couch is good. - Is it? 1963 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:41,292 I got it. 1964 01:31:41,542 --> 01:31:46,874 Was blind, but now... 1965 01:31:48,125 --> 01:31:49,250 - Yeah. - You know? 1966 01:31:50,333 --> 01:31:54,292 I know it's been a difficult time for... some. 1967 01:31:54,875 --> 01:31:56,250 A lot of change. 1968 01:31:57,125 --> 01:31:58,500 But that's okay. 1969 01:31:59,125 --> 01:32:02,292 Um... You know, I read a line in a book once. 1970 01:32:03,083 --> 01:32:04,707 I don't remember exactly how it goes, 1971 01:32:04,708 --> 01:32:05,791 but it was something like, 1972 01:32:05,792 --> 01:32:09,542 "People change. But love always stays the same." 1973 01:32:11,208 --> 01:32:12,208 Anybody? 1974 01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:16,666 Mmm. Yeah, I don't see how that relates exactly, but okay. 1975 01:32:16,667 --> 01:32:18,916 - No. I loved it. I loved it. - It's really nice. 1976 01:32:18,917 --> 01:32:19,999 - I think it's nice. - Actually, 1977 01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:21,417 since you brought it up. 1978 01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:24,582 I have my own toast that I would like to make 1979 01:32:24,583 --> 01:32:26,041 to a very special friend of mine. 1980 01:32:26,042 --> 01:32:26,957 Oh, thank you. 1981 01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:28,374 - Her name is Tess. - Oh. 1982 01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:29,832 Um, as you all know, 1983 01:32:29,833 --> 01:32:31,999 she recently returned to her life's passion. 1984 01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:32,957 Mmm. Okay. 1985 01:32:32,958 --> 01:32:34,707 And even though she's only been at it 1986 01:32:34,708 --> 01:32:36,374 for a short period of time... 1987 01:32:36,375 --> 01:32:37,624 What, like a few months? 1988 01:32:37,625 --> 01:32:38,625 Yeah, but... 1989 01:32:39,125 --> 01:32:40,999 No, this is amazing. 1990 01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:44,749 She has already been asked to be the assistant coach 1991 01:32:44,750 --> 01:32:47,291 for the US Women's Team, 1992 01:32:47,292 --> 01:32:49,124 - LA '28! - What? 1993 01:32:49,125 --> 01:32:51,249 - What? Oh my God! - No decisions, guys. 1994 01:32:51,250 --> 01:32:52,249 No. It's just... 1995 01:32:52,250 --> 01:32:53,249 - You! Get up here! - No. 1996 01:32:53,250 --> 01:32:55,541 - Yes, please. - Come here. Oh, my God. 1997 01:32:55,542 --> 01:32:56,542 That is so... 1998 01:32:59,125 --> 01:33:02,541 Okay. So, it was not supposed to go down like that. 1999 01:33:02,542 --> 01:33:03,499 Don't worry about it. It's totally fine. 2000 01:33:03,500 --> 01:33:04,666 I'm really sorry she announced it. 2001 01:33:04,667 --> 01:33:06,124 She happened to be at the house. 2002 01:33:06,125 --> 01:33:07,291 It's okay. It's great. 2003 01:33:07,292 --> 01:33:08,207 It's great news! 2004 01:33:08,208 --> 01:33:09,124 It's just such a big deal to tell you. 2005 01:33:09,125 --> 01:33:10,291 - I know. - But it is a big deal. 2006 01:33:10,292 --> 01:33:12,124 - It's big... a huge deal. - Right? That they asked me. 2007 01:33:12,125 --> 01:33:13,374 That's so... You deserve it, too. 2008 01:33:13,375 --> 01:33:15,207 But I have no idea if I want to do it. 2009 01:33:15,208 --> 01:33:16,916 - You should. - It would be a lot. 2010 01:33:16,917 --> 01:33:19,916 It would be a lot. You know. 2011 01:33:19,917 --> 01:33:21,416 And the boys. And... 2012 01:33:21,417 --> 01:33:23,207 - Actually, you know what? - I don't know how I feel. 2013 01:33:23,208 --> 01:33:24,416 I don't even know what it would be like, 2014 01:33:24,417 --> 01:33:26,497 - or what the commitment is. - Look at, look at this. 2015 01:33:27,708 --> 01:33:29,249 - What? - Something funny I just... 2016 01:33:29,250 --> 01:33:30,333 Look at that. 2017 01:33:30,958 --> 01:33:32,791 - That's you. - Wait. Where is this? 2018 01:33:32,792 --> 01:33:34,666 That's... I found that photo of you 2019 01:33:34,667 --> 01:33:37,541 and I blew it up and I put it on the wall of my apartment. 2020 01:33:37,542 --> 01:33:38,582 'Cause I wanted the boys to see 2021 01:33:38,583 --> 01:33:40,458 what a fucking legend their mom is. 2022 01:33:42,042 --> 01:33:45,667 Why didn't you pick a photo of me with the kids for your wall? 2023 01:33:46,333 --> 01:33:50,249 No, because I got a photo of you at the height of your power. 2024 01:33:50,250 --> 01:33:52,291 Look at you. Look how high you are. 2025 01:33:52,292 --> 01:33:54,124 That is sick! I mean, are you kidding? 2026 01:33:54,125 --> 01:33:57,166 Just be like... Smash! You know? 2027 01:33:57,167 --> 01:33:59,999 Like, that's unbelievable. It's their favorite thing. 2028 01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:02,875 I love it, too. I think... That photo is awesome. 2029 01:34:04,417 --> 01:34:05,625 It's not me now. 2030 01:34:09,458 --> 01:34:10,458 Yeah, it is. 2031 01:34:13,042 --> 01:34:14,167 No, it isn't. 2032 01:34:15,375 --> 01:34:16,375 Here. 2033 01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:22,041 Do you have to sleep till like two fucking thirty every day? 2034 01:34:22,042 --> 01:34:23,416 Why? Did people wake up already? 2035 01:34:23,417 --> 01:34:24,417 Oh, my God. 2036 01:34:25,125 --> 01:34:26,792 What are we looking at? Oh! 2037 01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:29,082 I'm not sure what's happening right now. 2038 01:34:29,083 --> 01:34:30,167 I'm upset. 2039 01:34:31,083 --> 01:34:32,167 That's what's happening. 2040 01:34:32,667 --> 01:34:33,667 Okay. 2041 01:34:35,250 --> 01:34:37,542 You can upset me, and I can upset you. 2042 01:34:38,375 --> 01:34:39,375 Right? 2043 01:34:39,958 --> 01:34:41,625 It's what happens in a relationship. 2044 01:34:42,500 --> 01:34:45,667 I never said that we couldn't get upset. 2045 01:34:48,125 --> 01:34:50,208 I know you were trying to do a nice thing. 2046 01:34:54,417 --> 01:34:57,667 It hurt my feelings. Let's go in. 2047 01:34:59,625 --> 01:35:02,417 Are you... Do you still want me to come to the attic tonight? 2048 01:35:02,542 --> 01:35:04,750 What? 2049 01:35:06,458 --> 01:35:07,332 What about this? 2050 01:35:07,333 --> 01:35:08,458 That's fine. 2051 01:35:09,250 --> 01:35:10,667 - Space? - Okay. Jesus. 2052 01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:14,875 I'm starving. 2053 01:35:15,750 --> 01:35:17,832 Well, why don't you use a spoon like a person? 2054 01:35:17,833 --> 01:35:20,208 Oh. Well, I don't want to dirty any more dishes. 2055 01:35:20,708 --> 01:35:22,666 Well, we can wash them in the morning. 2056 01:35:22,667 --> 01:35:24,000 Oh, okay. 2057 01:35:25,583 --> 01:35:27,250 It's so good with my fingers. 2058 01:35:30,292 --> 01:35:32,082 Shouldn't have done that one thing, you know? 2059 01:35:32,083 --> 01:35:33,833 Jesus Christ. 2060 01:35:55,625 --> 01:35:58,291 House is busy tonight. 2061 01:35:58,292 --> 01:35:59,792 Anybody see you come up? 2062 01:36:00,250 --> 01:36:02,041 No, everybody was kind of in their own world. 2063 01:36:02,042 --> 01:36:05,457 I was watching this video of a therapist talking to couples, 2064 01:36:05,458 --> 01:36:08,999 and had them, as a healthy exercise, 2065 01:36:09,000 --> 01:36:11,250 ask each other what they don't like about each other. 2066 01:36:13,417 --> 01:36:15,417 That you slept with somebody, for starters. 2067 01:36:16,083 --> 01:36:17,874 Well, I only did because I thought you were 2068 01:36:17,875 --> 01:36:18,875 and I was jealous. 2069 01:36:20,167 --> 01:36:22,374 How you never respond to photos I send you. 2070 01:36:22,375 --> 01:36:23,916 Photos you always ask for. 2071 01:36:23,917 --> 01:36:26,207 I always send a thumbs-up or a heart emoji or something. 2072 01:36:26,208 --> 01:36:27,832 I'm sitting there, rushing around, 2073 01:36:27,833 --> 01:36:31,500 trying to get some perfect angle of a photo for them. 2074 01:36:32,083 --> 01:36:33,957 Just so that... You know, 2075 01:36:33,958 --> 01:36:35,457 I just felt like a psycho. 2076 01:36:35,458 --> 01:36:37,916 Feel like an idiot, knowing you could care less. 2077 01:36:37,917 --> 01:36:39,708 I love getting those photos. That's not true. 2078 01:36:41,208 --> 01:36:43,125 How quiet you got at home. 2079 01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:46,416 As if you were a different person 2080 01:36:46,417 --> 01:36:47,832 than you are with everybody else. 2081 01:36:47,833 --> 01:36:49,457 That drove me crazy. 2082 01:36:49,458 --> 01:36:52,124 Well... no, first... 2083 01:36:52,125 --> 01:36:53,999 Jeez, you're good at this game. 2084 01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:55,667 First that confused me. 2085 01:36:56,292 --> 01:36:58,708 Then made me sad, then drove me crazy. 2086 01:37:01,333 --> 01:37:04,000 As if we clearly weren't interesting enough for you. 2087 01:37:04,833 --> 01:37:06,583 I wasn't. 2088 01:37:08,500 --> 01:37:10,167 It was like you weren't even there. 2089 01:37:11,875 --> 01:37:13,208 I wasn't there? 2090 01:37:14,000 --> 01:37:16,124 - You checked out. - Me? 2091 01:37:16,125 --> 01:37:17,707 Just like you would after a loss. 2092 01:37:17,708 --> 01:37:19,041 Except for I wouldn't know the cause, 2093 01:37:19,042 --> 01:37:20,792 and so I'm just like, alone. 2094 01:37:22,417 --> 01:37:25,000 Well, good thing we aren't together. 2095 01:37:28,750 --> 01:37:29,750 Aren't we? 2096 01:37:30,333 --> 01:37:34,000 Well, I don't think us hiding is us back together. 2097 01:37:34,625 --> 01:37:36,958 Well, what do you care what anyone thinks, anyway? 2098 01:37:38,625 --> 01:37:40,125 Maybe I'm embarrassed. 2099 01:37:41,042 --> 01:37:42,167 By what? 2100 01:37:44,208 --> 01:37:45,750 - Me. - Why? 2101 01:37:48,500 --> 01:37:50,583 'Cause I don't know if you even love me. 2102 01:37:54,542 --> 01:37:57,332 You love some idea of me, hanging on your wall. 2103 01:37:58,833 --> 01:38:00,916 But not the woman you're looking at right now, 2104 01:38:00,917 --> 01:38:02,374 - in front of you. - Don't tell me 2105 01:38:02,375 --> 01:38:03,707 - in this moment. - How I feel and think. 2106 01:38:03,708 --> 01:38:04,958 That's not... 2107 01:38:06,583 --> 01:38:08,916 I mean, maybe I don't love you. I don't know. 2108 01:38:08,917 --> 01:38:11,124 Maybe I fucked you because you fucked that woman, 2109 01:38:11,125 --> 01:38:13,041 or 'cause it felt good to hear you say 2110 01:38:13,042 --> 01:38:14,416 you missed me in front of strangers, 2111 01:38:14,417 --> 01:38:16,041 - which is... embarrassing. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 2112 01:38:16,042 --> 01:38:18,249 It was a stupid fucking thing I did, and I hate myself for it. 2113 01:38:18,250 --> 01:38:22,041 Why? We had no responsibility to each other. 2114 01:38:22,042 --> 01:38:23,957 Even now, there's no real commitment. 2115 01:38:23,958 --> 01:38:25,749 - Of course there is. - To what? 2116 01:38:25,750 --> 01:38:27,582 To making each other happy. 2117 01:38:27,583 --> 01:38:29,374 Because we're doing things that make us happy 2118 01:38:29,375 --> 01:38:30,749 as individuals now. 2119 01:38:30,750 --> 01:38:32,666 And if we're happy, that's it. 2120 01:38:32,667 --> 01:38:35,249 Then we make the people we love happy too. 2121 01:38:35,250 --> 01:38:37,417 That's it? What are you, eight years old? 2122 01:38:38,167 --> 01:38:40,166 A real relationship 2123 01:38:40,167 --> 01:38:43,374 is finding somebody you can also be unhappy with. 2124 01:38:43,375 --> 01:38:44,875 Somebody who has your back. 2125 01:38:46,167 --> 01:38:48,375 We stopped having each other's backs. 2126 01:38:48,708 --> 01:38:51,292 I always tried to have your back. Are you kidding me? 2127 01:38:52,042 --> 01:38:53,416 There just wasn't enough room 2128 01:38:53,417 --> 01:38:54,707 because you had to have your own back. 2129 01:38:54,708 --> 01:38:56,791 There wasn't any room left on your back. 2130 01:38:56,792 --> 01:38:59,374 Trust me, I heard. "Alex, he loves it so much. 2131 01:38:59,375 --> 01:39:00,707 He's always there for you. 2132 01:39:00,708 --> 01:39:02,749 He goes to everything. He loves it." 2133 01:39:02,750 --> 01:39:05,792 - I did. - Yeah? And when I retired? 2134 01:39:08,750 --> 01:39:12,166 When I let go of the thing I loved since I was 11? 2135 01:39:12,167 --> 01:39:13,417 You shut off. 2136 01:39:15,458 --> 01:39:16,332 You said you felt alone? 2137 01:39:16,333 --> 01:39:19,500 Baby, you left me alone years ago in this relationship. 2138 01:39:24,667 --> 01:39:26,250 Okay, you want to know the truth? 2139 01:39:26,875 --> 01:39:27,875 Yes. 2140 01:39:28,167 --> 01:39:29,417 I wasn't the downer. 2141 01:39:31,042 --> 01:39:32,042 You were. 2142 01:39:38,458 --> 01:39:41,833 You're right. I was a downer. 2143 01:39:44,542 --> 01:39:47,250 After years of dedicating myself to a thing, 2144 01:39:48,042 --> 01:39:49,500 I thought I could just stop. 2145 01:39:51,250 --> 01:39:54,750 And have my own children, and you be the replacement. 2146 01:39:58,625 --> 01:39:59,917 I did. 2147 01:40:02,583 --> 01:40:03,707 Never acknowledging 2148 01:40:03,708 --> 01:40:06,332 that it was the end of this whole other life, 2149 01:40:06,333 --> 01:40:08,625 or where I was gonna put all those feelings. 2150 01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:11,416 And then I was doing six years of in vitro, 2151 01:40:11,417 --> 01:40:13,666 and injecting myself full of all those chemicals, 2152 01:40:13,667 --> 01:40:15,291 whatever that was doing. 2153 01:40:15,292 --> 01:40:17,875 And by the way, and I love that challenge. 2154 01:40:19,458 --> 01:40:24,416 But I was having trouble with you and them 2155 01:40:24,417 --> 01:40:28,208 being the only thing fulfilling me. 2156 01:40:31,292 --> 01:40:34,083 And you knew I was struggling. 2157 01:40:35,583 --> 01:40:37,917 But that I was too proud to ever ask for help. 2158 01:40:39,542 --> 01:40:41,083 You hid behind that. 2159 01:40:42,958 --> 01:40:44,791 And I felt relieved. 2160 01:40:44,792 --> 01:40:46,499 That you never asked. 2161 01:40:46,500 --> 01:40:49,292 Because then I could avoid it too. 2162 01:40:49,750 --> 01:40:50,957 I couldn't ask you that. 2163 01:40:50,958 --> 01:40:52,791 - Of course you could. - No! 2164 01:40:52,792 --> 01:40:54,292 - Of course you could. - Baby, baby... 2165 01:40:55,625 --> 01:40:56,916 You left me alone. 2166 01:40:56,917 --> 01:40:58,499 I left you alone? 2167 01:40:58,500 --> 01:41:00,166 You checked out. 2168 01:41:00,167 --> 01:41:01,832 You think that was fun to be around? 2169 01:41:01,833 --> 01:41:04,499 I don't want to go back to that. I won't! 2170 01:41:04,500 --> 01:41:06,416 - So what are you saying then? - What I'm s... 2171 01:41:06,417 --> 01:41:08,124 Fuck! Oh, fucking stupid... 2172 01:41:08,125 --> 01:41:09,124 What the fuck? 2173 01:41:09,125 --> 01:41:10,957 Jesus fucking Christ, Christine! 2174 01:41:10,958 --> 01:41:13,624 Why don't you mind your own fucking business for once? 2175 01:41:13,625 --> 01:41:14,541 Whoa. 2176 01:41:14,542 --> 01:41:16,208 Maybe take care of your own shit first. 2177 01:41:16,958 --> 01:41:18,124 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 2178 01:41:18,125 --> 01:41:19,708 Comedy, make some noise right now! 2179 01:41:20,500 --> 01:41:24,041 For my main man, the one and only, Alex Novak everybody! 2180 01:41:51,750 --> 01:41:53,458 Fucking relationships suck. 2181 01:41:56,125 --> 01:41:58,291 And I don't mean that they... they're like a downer. 2182 01:41:58,292 --> 01:41:59,916 I mean, they fucking suck. 2183 01:42:01,792 --> 01:42:03,874 I don't think you're fucking hearing what I'm trying to say. 2184 01:42:03,875 --> 01:42:05,957 I'm telling you that relationships suck. 2185 01:42:05,958 --> 01:42:08,749 Like, if you are in a relationship with somebody, 2186 01:42:08,750 --> 01:42:10,166 they are literally trying to suck 2187 01:42:10,167 --> 01:42:11,583 the fucking life out of you. 2188 01:42:13,458 --> 01:42:15,625 Okay? They're fucking vampires. 2189 01:42:18,958 --> 01:42:21,249 And the moment that you're happy, fucking look out. 2190 01:42:21,250 --> 01:42:23,124 The moment that you are fucking happy, 2191 01:42:23,125 --> 01:42:26,749 they see that as pure, unfiltered fucking blood, 2192 01:42:26,750 --> 01:42:28,999 and they will suck it right out of your fucking body 2193 01:42:29,000 --> 01:42:31,666 until you are gaunt and fucking drained. 2194 01:42:31,667 --> 01:42:34,207 And they will take every fucking morsel of it out. 2195 01:42:34,208 --> 01:42:37,750 Because you know why? Because happiness is the sun to them. 2196 01:42:38,625 --> 01:42:41,457 Okay? Happiness is like a stake to the fucking heart. 2197 01:42:41,458 --> 01:42:42,541 They don't want it. 2198 01:42:42,542 --> 01:42:44,917 They don't want you to be fucking happy. 2199 01:42:46,167 --> 01:42:47,582 And there are only two ways out 2200 01:42:47,583 --> 01:42:51,166 of this fucking bleak, miserable existence. 2201 01:42:51,167 --> 01:42:54,375 You either become one of them or you fucking die. 2202 01:42:56,167 --> 01:42:57,417 Well, I don't want it. 2203 01:42:58,708 --> 01:43:02,167 I don't wanna be a fucking vampire. Okay? 2204 01:43:04,542 --> 01:43:06,708 I don't want it. 2205 01:43:25,083 --> 01:43:26,083 Dad. 2206 01:43:26,958 --> 01:43:27,999 What the fuck are you doing here? 2207 01:43:28,000 --> 01:43:29,000 Son, uh... 2208 01:43:29,292 --> 01:43:33,041 Well, I just came down to see what the fuss is. 2209 01:43:33,042 --> 01:43:34,374 Jesus... 2210 01:43:34,375 --> 01:43:37,958 You... really yelled at those guys. 2211 01:43:40,292 --> 01:43:42,957 Yeah, sorry, I don't really know what that all was. 2212 01:43:42,958 --> 01:43:48,375 Yeah, well, I wouldn't say it was funny, but it was, uh... 2213 01:43:49,583 --> 01:43:50,875 a bit dangerous. 2214 01:43:53,083 --> 01:43:53,957 - Dad, look... - Son. 2215 01:43:53,958 --> 01:43:55,083 - No, Dad, listen... - Son. 2216 01:43:56,542 --> 01:43:59,167 You're a decent man, Alex. 2217 01:44:00,167 --> 01:44:01,999 And you can give yourself 2218 01:44:02,000 --> 01:44:04,500 the grace to work through all of this. 2219 01:44:05,292 --> 01:44:06,583 You know? 2220 01:44:07,458 --> 01:44:08,832 Mom. 2221 01:44:08,833 --> 01:44:11,707 Yeah, well, we rub off on each other. That's a good thing. 2222 01:44:11,708 --> 01:44:15,708 Your mother and I, we're lucky like that. 2223 01:44:16,583 --> 01:44:17,750 It's rare. 2224 01:44:19,500 --> 01:44:23,292 It's really rare. You understand? 2225 01:44:30,333 --> 01:44:31,333 Okay. 2226 01:44:32,375 --> 01:44:33,833 It's okay. Come on. 2227 01:44:35,042 --> 01:44:36,042 Come on. 2228 01:44:37,250 --> 01:44:38,250 Hey. 2229 01:44:39,125 --> 01:44:40,417 There you go. 2230 01:44:43,958 --> 01:44:45,666 Now. 2231 01:44:45,667 --> 01:44:47,499 I'm sorry... I'm sorry about... 2232 01:44:47,500 --> 01:44:49,874 You... You don't have to be sorry about anything. 2233 01:44:49,875 --> 01:44:53,291 Life happens to us, you know? 2234 01:44:53,292 --> 01:44:55,874 What we have to do is recognize 2235 01:44:55,875 --> 01:44:58,292 where we stand and what's good about it. 2236 01:45:00,542 --> 01:45:01,583 It's gonna be okay. 2237 01:45:02,417 --> 01:45:04,417 Yeah? You work it through. 2238 01:45:07,167 --> 01:45:09,292 As for this, next time... 2239 01:45:11,042 --> 01:45:12,375 a few more jokes. 2240 01:45:13,208 --> 01:45:14,708 - See you. - See ya. 2241 01:45:15,708 --> 01:45:17,291 I'll add a joke. 2242 01:46:01,833 --> 01:46:04,791 Hey, man. I got bagels. 2243 01:46:04,792 --> 01:46:06,292 Oh, for fuck's sake. 2244 01:46:07,583 --> 01:46:10,167 So, they didn't say it, like, outright, 2245 01:46:11,125 --> 01:46:13,374 but my agent did tell me that production 2246 01:46:13,375 --> 01:46:15,625 called them, like, several times. 2247 01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:17,416 Maybe they want their hat back. 2248 01:46:17,417 --> 01:46:19,625 Will you just let me dream, bro? 2249 01:46:20,250 --> 01:46:21,500 No, you're probably right. 2250 01:46:22,250 --> 01:46:23,957 Look, man, I think it's great that you got the job 2251 01:46:23,958 --> 01:46:26,749 and that you had that experience, but... 2252 01:46:26,750 --> 01:46:28,166 I don't know, now that you're back in town, 2253 01:46:28,167 --> 01:46:31,041 don't you think maybe it's time that you face reality? 2254 01:46:31,042 --> 01:46:34,249 I have no delusions. Okay? 2255 01:46:34,250 --> 01:46:38,124 I know they killed my character, but just think about it. 2256 01:46:38,125 --> 01:46:41,082 What if they bring him back as a ghost seeking revenge? 2257 01:46:41,083 --> 01:46:42,541 I sketched out this little storyline 2258 01:46:42,542 --> 01:46:43,832 I'm gonna send to production. 2259 01:46:43,833 --> 01:46:45,875 But I'm definitely gonna give the hat back first. 2260 01:46:46,792 --> 01:46:49,083 But you never know. I'm a good writer. 2261 01:46:50,292 --> 01:46:51,612 I was talking about your marriage. 2262 01:46:52,208 --> 01:46:54,417 Oh. What about it? 2263 01:46:55,333 --> 01:46:57,707 Well, I mean, just, everything, you know, with Christine 2264 01:46:57,708 --> 01:47:00,417 and you leaving her and all that. 2265 01:47:00,833 --> 01:47:02,791 Oh, no, no, no. No, we're good. 2266 01:47:03,833 --> 01:47:05,332 - Really? - Yeah. 2267 01:47:05,333 --> 01:47:07,416 Yeah, yeah. We talked it out. 2268 01:47:07,417 --> 01:47:08,332 Yeah. 2269 01:47:08,333 --> 01:47:10,082 She said her piece... 2270 01:47:10,083 --> 01:47:13,041 which was hard to hear, was good. 2271 01:47:13,042 --> 01:47:16,250 And then I said mine and then, yeah. Yeah. 2272 01:47:17,292 --> 01:47:18,749 Oh. Check this out. 2273 01:47:18,750 --> 01:47:21,582 She wants me to go back more than I do. 2274 01:47:21,583 --> 01:47:23,374 Yeah, she keeps saying, "You should just write them. 2275 01:47:23,375 --> 01:47:25,375 They need to bring back your character." 2276 01:47:26,667 --> 01:47:28,708 - Is that crazy? - Mmm. 2277 01:47:30,417 --> 01:47:31,417 Yeah. 2278 01:47:34,125 --> 01:47:35,667 Hey, man, is there, um... 2279 01:47:38,375 --> 01:47:40,333 Is there a chance that she's... 2280 01:47:41,625 --> 01:47:43,105 I don't know, that she wants you to... 2281 01:47:44,792 --> 01:47:46,952 I don't know, she wants to get some time away from you? 2282 01:47:48,917 --> 01:47:49,917 Why? 2283 01:47:50,083 --> 01:47:51,541 You'll be out of town or... 2284 01:47:51,542 --> 01:47:53,250 She came with me to Texas. 2285 01:47:53,958 --> 01:47:54,874 - Really? - Yeah. 2286 01:47:54,875 --> 01:47:55,916 She did? 2287 01:47:55,917 --> 01:47:57,667 Yeah. She was there all nine days. 2288 01:47:59,625 --> 01:48:01,250 It was her idea to steal the hat. 2289 01:48:02,250 --> 01:48:04,332 Yeah, she's like, thinks I look... 2290 01:48:04,333 --> 01:48:06,333 you know, really handsome. 2291 01:48:07,375 --> 01:48:08,708 Wow, I'm confused. 2292 01:48:10,083 --> 01:48:11,582 Yeah, well, confused is good. 2293 01:48:11,583 --> 01:48:13,333 I'm confused most of the time. 2294 01:48:14,042 --> 01:48:15,625 I just like being confused with her. 2295 01:48:17,375 --> 01:48:19,082 Who would have thought Jalen... 2296 01:48:19,083 --> 01:48:20,999 I love that guy... 2297 01:48:21,000 --> 01:48:23,375 but going away would be actually good for us? 2298 01:48:25,375 --> 01:48:27,208 - Hmm. - What is that behind me? 2299 01:48:29,125 --> 01:48:31,375 - That's a picture of Tess. - Oh. 2300 01:48:32,417 --> 01:48:33,833 I can't see her face. 2301 01:48:34,583 --> 01:48:36,041 Well, yeah, the photo's taken from behind. 2302 01:48:36,042 --> 01:48:38,000 Yeah, well, you should just turn her around. 2303 01:48:38,625 --> 01:48:40,745 Yeah, I don't think... I don't think they can do that. 2304 01:48:42,792 --> 01:48:43,958 Someday. 2305 01:49:10,542 --> 01:49:12,916 She's competed every single night 2306 01:49:12,917 --> 01:49:14,332 of her college career. 2307 01:49:14,333 --> 01:49:16,207 She doesn't have as much international experience, 2308 01:49:16,208 --> 01:49:18,624 but to be able to grind through the Big Ten season 2309 01:49:18,625 --> 01:49:21,374 and make a big run in the tournament... 2310 01:49:21,375 --> 01:49:23,082 - She's got what it takes. - Played for John Cook too. 2311 01:49:23,083 --> 01:49:24,416 - John Cook. - Exactly. 2312 01:49:24,417 --> 01:49:26,166 Is that Rachel, 2313 01:49:26,167 --> 01:49:28,166 who Arch was saying came out of UVA? 2314 01:49:36,167 --> 01:49:37,167 - Hi. - Hey. 2315 01:49:38,042 --> 01:49:39,749 - Uh, is everything... - Everything's fine, yeah. 2316 01:49:39,750 --> 01:49:41,166 I just dropped the boys off at school, 2317 01:49:41,167 --> 01:49:42,291 but I wanted to come by here 2318 01:49:42,292 --> 01:49:43,749 before I drove back to the city... 2319 01:49:43,750 --> 01:49:44,957 I'm just in the middle of it 2320 01:49:44,958 --> 01:49:46,749 - with the coaching staff, so I... - Okay. Okay, I just want... 2321 01:49:46,750 --> 01:49:48,510 I just wanna show you something really quick. 2322 01:49:50,292 --> 01:49:52,874 - Look at that. - What is that, Alex? 2323 01:49:52,875 --> 01:49:55,166 It's you. It's you. First time you saw the minivan. 2324 01:49:55,167 --> 01:49:56,707 Look how unhappy you are. 2325 01:49:56,708 --> 01:49:58,167 It's my favorite thing. 2326 01:50:00,083 --> 01:50:01,083 I see that. 2327 01:50:02,667 --> 01:50:04,875 I realize that I was the one who was unhappy. 2328 01:50:07,625 --> 01:50:10,083 I was unhappy in our marriage. 2329 01:50:10,583 --> 01:50:13,458 I wasn't unhappy with our marriage. 2330 01:50:21,875 --> 01:50:23,500 I wanna be unhappy with you. 2331 01:50:27,083 --> 01:50:28,500 Let's be unhappy together. 2332 01:50:48,042 --> 01:50:50,291 Fuck! 2333 01:50:50,292 --> 01:50:51,583 I'll think about it. 2334 01:51:24,750 --> 01:51:28,291 Pressure Pushing down on me. 2335 01:51:28,292 --> 01:51:31,375 Pressing down on you No man ask for. 2336 01:51:32,500 --> 01:51:34,416 And in that moment, I stood up and I said, 2337 01:51:34,417 --> 01:51:37,875 "Hey. Your mom is not going anywhere... 2338 01:51:38,750 --> 01:51:40,749 till she helps me open this jar." 2339 01:51:48,792 --> 01:51:53,082 That's the terror of knowing What this world is about. 2340 01:51:53,083 --> 01:51:55,874 Watching some good friends Screaming. 2341 01:51:55,875 --> 01:51:57,416 "Let me out!" 2342 01:51:57,417 --> 01:52:00,917 Pray tomorrow takes us higher. 2343 01:52:01,667 --> 01:52:05,249 Pressure on people People on streets. 2344 01:52:05,250 --> 01:52:08,207 Mmm. 2345 01:52:11,333 --> 01:52:12,583 Okay. 2346 01:52:14,542 --> 01:52:16,499 Chippin' around. 2347 01:52:16,500 --> 01:52:18,291 Kick my brains 'Round the floor. 2348 01:52:18,292 --> 01:52:22,249 These are the days It never rains, it just pours. 2349 01:52:22,250 --> 01:52:24,082 People on streets. 2350 01:52:26,500 --> 01:52:27,833 People on streets. 2351 01:52:29,917 --> 01:52:34,291 It's the terror of knowing What this world is about. 2352 01:52:34,292 --> 01:52:36,832 Watching some good friends Screaming. 2353 01:52:36,833 --> 01:52:38,374 "Let me out!" 2354 01:52:38,375 --> 01:52:40,291 Pray tomorrow. 2355 01:52:40,292 --> 01:52:42,499 Takes us Higher, higher, high. 2356 01:52:42,500 --> 01:52:46,333 Pressure on people People on streets. 2357 01:52:48,750 --> 01:52:52,167 Turned away from it all Like a blind man. 2358 01:52:53,208 --> 01:52:56,000 Sat on a fence But it don't work. 2359 01:52:56,875 --> 01:53:00,457 Keep coming up with love But it's so slashed and torn. 2360 01:53:00,458 --> 01:53:05,875 Why, why, why. 2361 01:53:11,500 --> 01:53:15,332 Love, love, love Love, love, love, love. 2362 01:53:15,333 --> 01:53:19,166 Insanity laughs under pressure We're cracking. 2363 01:53:19,167 --> 01:53:23,041 Can't we give ourselves One more chance? 2364 01:53:23,042 --> 01:53:27,041 Why can't we give love That one more chance? 2365 01:53:27,042 --> 01:53:30,874 Why can't we give love Give love. 2366 01:53:30,875 --> 01:53:34,874 Give love, give love, Give love, give love... 2367 01:53:36,458 --> 01:53:41,291 'Cause love's Such an old-fashioned word. 2368 01:53:41,292 --> 01:53:45,832 And love dares you To care for. 2369 01:53:45,833 --> 01:53:51,499 The people on The edge of the night. 2370 01:53:51,500 --> 01:53:56,332 And love dares you to change Our way of. 2371 01:53:56,333 --> 01:54:00,916 Caring about ourselves. 2372 01:54:00,917 --> 01:54:08,917 This is our last dance. 2373 01:54:09,000 --> 01:54:10,500 This is ourselves. 2374 01:54:13,625 --> 01:54:15,083 Under pressure. 2375 01:54:17,375 --> 01:54:18,958 Under pressure. 2376 01:54:22,000 --> 01:54:23,375 Pressure 173238