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I've been waiting for this day since the moment my eyes met hers.

Emerald Enchantress. Good thing I've made 15 different hookup profiles and

camped outside her house for a week.

As soon as she's horny and starts swiping right, I'll be here, ready and

waiting. Oh, what's the matter?

I need to change my life.

I don't need a hooker. I need a traitor.

Did you pick up the direct payment?

It would be amazing.

My little emerald enchantress.

All right, my little piglet. Get on the ground.

Obviously,

Abigail is not the trainer for me.

She's too sexual.

Crazy stalker girl, Georgia. You're a detective. I need your help.

Think you can fuck with my friends?

Oh, gay!

Wow!

Honey?

Will you bring Kate to work?

I did not do it!

Honey, I used to belong back in the day.

I've been waiting for this day since the moment my eyes met hers.

My sweet emerald enchantress. The girl with the gemstone eyes.

Last time there was a little matter of a restraining order that came between us.

But that can't stop true love.

This time, things will be different. I can feel it.

After all, it's a brand new me. I'm Bad Girl Jones.

The old geeky me? Couldn't have never gotten Riley.

Now I'm a sex kitten, ready to pounce.

Good thing I've made 15 different hookup profiles and been camped outside her

house for a week.

As soon as she's horny and starts swiping right, I'll be here, ready and

waiting.

girls nearby.

I'm gonna check my profile.

Bad girl, Joan.

Only like two blocks away.

Oh, it's a match.

She already likes me.

Okay, let me send her a message.

Hey, bad girl Jones.

Looks like you're close by.

Want to meet up?

XOXO Riley.

Ooh, she's typing.

Hell yeah.

What's your address? I'm free now.

555 Hollywood Drive.

You too, sexy girl.

Are you Georgia?

Yeah. Are you Riley?

Yeah. Get in here.

So, do you want to, like, go to the movies or get something to eat?

Not really. I'd rather stay in.

Well, how about I give you a tour?

Okay.

area. It's beautiful.

I love your home. Thank you. People just like you. Oh, you're sweet.

I think you are beautiful.

Oh my god, your

lips are so good. I can't stop kissing you anymore.

You don't have to.

Your eyes are so pretty.

Surprise. You looked like a bad girl in your picture.

I didn't think I needed any panties. No, you definitely not needed it.

You like brush, huh?

Yeah, I love it.

So.

They're so hard.

You like it when I squeeze them?

Yeah. Yeah.

Do you want to taste it?

Yeah.

Do you want me to work for you?

Thank you.

Just putting a pussy right there for me.

Yeah.

Yeah, my teeth hurt.

You're a naughty girl.

Sweet little hole.

Georgia, is that you?

It's been a long time, hasn't it? You don't look anything the same, Georgia.

You're not the greatest glasses girl I remember.

I'm still the same on the inside, though, Riley.

I think about you all the time.

Really? All this time?

That's been a lot of years.

Wow.

That's still me.

The same old Georgia that I remember.

I think I should go use the bathroom.

I don't know. You can just stay right here.

You know, it's not good for you to hold your pee.

You sure?

Yeah. I'll be right back. Don't you worry.

Okay, I'll be here waiting for you.

I can spare a few minutes anyways, now that we have forever.

Miss you already.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

How did she find me?

Oh, my God. I'm going to have to call Charlotte.

Fuck. I hope she can do something.

Charlotte? Oh, my God. So, okay, listen. I'm going to have to ask you for a huge

favor. Remember that one time you said that if I need anything to call you?

Well, I need something.

Listen, this girl from really long ago in my past, this crazy stalker girl,

Georgia, she found me somehow. I have no idea how, but I need your help. You're

a detective or something. I used to have a restraining order on this girl.

I just need your help.

Listen, Charlotte, I just need you to get over here as soon as you can.

she's here at my house right now with me, and I don't know what to do.

Okay? All right.

I'll be here. Please, just get here as soon as you can.

Okay, bye.

Hi. I missed you.

Yeah, I bet you did.

So, what have you been up to all this time, Georgia?

Just been waiting on you.

You're so funny.

You funny?

Funny girl.

No, but seriously, how did you find me?

Oh, the internet is a very amazing place.

Oh, the internet, okay.

Well, I definitely am really surprised to see you all

these years later.

You're so beautiful.

I definitely, oh yeah.

Georgia, you know, maybe we should just hang out and relax a little bit or

something.

I'm kind of exhausted already.

We have forever to do. We can spend the rest of the day and the night together.

I don't have to go home.

Oh, well, you probably should go home. You probably have plants to water or

something. What's my plan?

I've been waiting for this forever.

You're so cute.

Oh, man, yeah, I bet you sure have, haven't you?

Yeah, you really are. You're quite pretty, I will admit.

Without your braces and your glasses.

You just look so different.

You don't even look the same. I would have never guessed you were the same in

short shorts.

I thought you live alone.

Uh, yeah. Are you expecting someone?

No, it's probably just a package.

I ordered some candles the other day.

I'll be right back. Are you sure?

Yeah, I can help.

You just... I'll be right back.

Why would she do that?

It's not a package.

There's someone else here.

There's another girl here.

Riley!

Riley!

Are you hurt? Are you okay?

No, I'm fine. I'm fine. It's just this girl.

She's a stalker from my past.

I don't even know how she found me. I just need your help. I have a

order on her.

You've got to get her out of here. She's clearly dangerous. Do you have a

restraining order? Yes. Okay, I'm going to take care of this.

You liar!

Ma 'am? Who's this?

Ma 'am? You're cheating on me already?

Georgia, I don't even know how you found me or why you're even here.

You know that I have a restraining order on you.

Why are we... doing this again?

Ma 'am, you are under arrest.

Nothing will stop me, Riley. I'm here to stay.

Don't worry, Riley. I'm going to take care of this criminal.

She's never going to bother you again.

Thank you so much, Charlotte.

You got it.

We're going to have a nice, long chat.

Be sweet, and we'll be champions.

Georgia, Georgia.

You pathetic criminal.

I don't think I'm going to be needing this gun.

I mean, you're so helpless.

Handcuffed on the bed.

You don't even know where you are right now. And no one knows you are here.

I think it's time we have a little chat.

You stupid.

You think you can fuck with my friends?

Huh? You think you can fucking stalk my friends?

Yeah. You like to play the predator, don't you?

Well, now I'm in charge.

And you're gonna do everything I tell you to.

Do you know what it feels like to be so helpless?

I can do whatever I want to.

Nobody's around for miles.

I hope the handcuffs aren't too tight.

You're so helpless and weak.

I have all the power.

I'm going to show you what it feels like to be a victim.

I'm going to victimize my friends. I'm going to fuck around with the people I

love.

Well, I'm willing to do anything to protect Riley.

I may be a cop, but you don't fuck with me or my friends.

Spread your legs, bitch.

Spread them wider.

When I have to frisk you, make sure you don't have any hidden weapons.

I could fucking ruin your life.

You could go to jail for so long, breaking a restraining order.

Maybe I'll just plant something on you. Maybe I'll just stuff drugs up your

pussy or something.

If you're worried against mine and I'm a fucking cop, and I have the law on my

side, I could plant something on you or in you.

You're crazy.

Did I forget to tell you you have the right to remain silent?

I think we're going to have a little fun.

Here's what I think.

I think that if you comply and do everything I tell you to,

I'll let you off with good behavior.

Are you willing to do anything to avoid going to jail?

They'd love scarring a little girl like you in jail.

You'd be their number one bitch.

You think you're stalking my friends?

You've never been stalked in jail before.

What are you gonna do?

I'm going to take your handcuffs off of you.

And I want you to strip for me.

What? I want you to feel so vulnerable, so helpless, naked.

I want you to strip for me.

I'm going to unlock you.

Okay. Are you willing to do that?

Yeah. If you do this, if you do what I tell you to do, I'm going to let you go.

No jail time.

Just gonna let you go.

And you're not gonna fuck with Riley anymore, right?

Yeah.

Alright. You're gonna let me go?

I'm gonna let you, yeah, I'm gonna let you go.

We're just gonna have a little fun.

Okay. I'm gonna unhandcuff you.

And you're gonna do everything I tell you to.

Okay. Okay.

You dumb little bitch.

You wouldn't even try to run if you thought you could.

Because I will find you and I will fuck your world up.

I will use these again if

necessary.

Not necessary.

It's not necessary.

Oh, that's great.

Take your fucking clothes off. Get naked for me.

You like to play the role of predator?

I'll show you what it fucking feels like.

You don't need these shoes. You're not going anywhere.

You plan on going somewhere? Take your fucking shoes off.

All this pretty...

It's so fun to pull on.

Take your pants off.

Come on, take your fucking pants off.

Take your pants off!

Come on!

Zip your pants.

Have you never taken your pants off before?

You want me to just pick up other girls' pants?

Girls that you stalk?

Girls that you prey on?

You want to pick on sexy girls?

You think that's fine?

I want to do that too.

I love to serve justice.

I'm going to serve you a nice big dose of your own fucking shit.

You're not having fun?

You're not having fun?

Oh, come on. I love a good bust.

Yeah, that's a nice bust you got there, girl.

Yeah,

that's a nice bust.

I think you like it. Your nipples are hard.

Oh, you like it. Your nipples are hard. That's so hard. Look how hard your

nipples are.

Oh, look at that.

You like it when I pinch your titties and twist them like that?

Oh, you need something in your mouth? You want to cover your face? Cover your

mouth, though?

You're going to do everything I say, right?

And I'll let you go?

Take my shoe off.

Has an end?

But first, I want you to lick it.

That's it. Come on. Put it in your mouth. Lick it.

Oh.

You are such a good listener.

Aw. You keep listening and you'll avoid all that jail time.

I mean, we're talking state here.

You're going to go to prison.

Lick it. Take my shoe off.

Lick it and tell me you like it.

So you like the way it tastes?

Say you like the way it tastes!

I like the way your shoe tastes. It tastes great.

Aw, that's great.

I love walking all over you.

Lick my toes.

You said you were willing to do anything.

You do have quite a big mouth on you. All those things you were saying back at

Riley's house.

You had so many things to say.

But now you don't got shit to say, do you?

God is a helpless little bitch.

Very nice.

I think you know what to do.

That's right. Be submissive.

Weak.

You're doing such a great job listening.

I was told for you.

Do you think Riley liked it? Do you think Riley liked being tricked?

Fucking restraining order.

You think she appreciated that shit?

No, she fucking didn't.

I'm going to show you what it feels like.

Riley is very important to me and I'm not going to let them.

Well, who wouldn't like you?

Get any opportunity to ever get near her again.

What are you doing?

I'm giving you my tip.

Lick my tip.

Lick my tip!

Show me that you really like it. Do it. Show me that you love it.

That's right. Look at my teeth.

Look up at me while I do it. I want to see those big pretty eyes.

Are you starting to have fun yet?

Do you want to have more fun?

Do you think we could get a little more creative than this?

Say yes or no. Don't just fucking look at their sign when I'm talking to you.

Yes.

That's better.

I want you to tell me how much you like it.

Tell me how much you think I'm crazy.

You think I'm pretty? I couldn't hear you. Say it louder.

I think you're pretty.

Aww.

Tell it to me again.

I think you're pretty.

Mmm. That sounds nice.

A little crazy, but also pretty.

You do want to go to jail, don't you? No, I don't.

You just called me crazy.

Oh my god, okay.

Yeah.

You haven't seen crazy.

What's crazy is that you think you can fuck with my friends.

What's crazy is I don't think you realize how scary.

Joe, can we... I don't think you realize what it feels like to wake up every

morning.

Filling the hands all over you from last night in the shower.

There's only one of me here, but they're talking ten girls at once.

Thirty girls at once.

Tossing you around like a little fucking toy, taking advantage of you.

I don't want to go to jail.

You just... You don't want to go to jail?

That's why you're going to do everything I want you to do. Because you want

this. Because you want me.

Yeah?

You're gonna lick my pussy.

And you're not gonna get to stop until you make me come.

Make me come to some reason as to why I should let you go.

That's right.

You like girls.

You know how to lick a pussy.

Make me come for your freedom.

That's right. You love pussy, don't you?

Oh, yeah.

I can't believe we're doing this.

We are doing this.

Clearly.

Fuck.

This is crazy.

You talk too much.

Let's talk more licky.

Yeah, just like how you like to run your mouth, I want you to run your tongue

all over my pussy.

Just like you make girls run from you, I want you to run your tongue all over my

pussy.

You're like human furniture, except you're licking my pussy.

You've never licked a cop's clit before, have you?

It's because you don't think you'll stop getting into trouble because you just

get away with it.

You've got a long rap sheet.

I'm so lucky I'm being so nice to you.

Yeah.

I love how women...

That's right.

Georgia, that was your name, right?

Yeah. Well, no one really cares what your name is.

But you're doing a good job. That feels so good.

I love being in charge.

When I come, you're gonna drink up every drop.

Don't do that.

Drink it like it's the last

million...

Let me stay right where you fucking are.

Oh, my God.

Sorry, were you going to say something?

No, no, no.

No, I'm sorry. Were you going to say something?

I can't hear you. I don't know.

Are you trying to talk? Are you trying to put your opinion?

Into this thing where I'm in charge and you're supposed to do what I tell you to

do? Yeah.

Captives don't get to have opinions.

I can't believe this is happening.

I'm just... Um... I thought you

liked it.

You like licking my pussy.

Tell me you like licking... Licking my pussy.

Tell me you like the way I'm in charge.

Bouncing my ass on your face.

I like it.

You like what?

I like it when you bounce your ass on my face.

Yeah, you do.

Licking my pussy.

I'm rubbing it all over your face.

My little cum receptacle.

Do you have a cute ass? Do you have a cute ass?

Oh, you can't talk. I'm smothering you.

Do you have a cute ass?

I'd like to think so.

You think you have a cute ass?

Why don't you show me that ass?

Come on.

Bend over. I wanna see your ass.

Point your ass up to the sky.

A very bad girl, haven't you?

I can

see a handprint

right here.

Just like how you laid your hands on Riley.

Look, you do whatever you want.

I mean, I'll do whatever you say. As long as you let me go, you're going to

me go, right?

Oh, yeah.

Per our agreement, I'm going to let you go.

No jail time.

serving my pussy.

Have you ever had a girl put on your pussy before?

No.

Isn't it a little degrading?

Like how you degraded Riley?

Oh, you got a nice, tight little pussy.

Oh, we're gonna have to just make it a...

A little bigger.

Oh,

there

we go.

I knew you could fit two fingers in your cunt.

Lick my fingers. Get them nice and wet so I can slide and finger bang your

pussy.

Wow,

that feels good.

Wow, I'm gonna give you freedom.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's too fucking bad, because I'm not going to let you come.

You don't get to come. You get to be my plaything.

You didn't really think I was going to let you come, did you?

I don't know what to expect at this point.

I know. You don't have expectations.

Except for that I'm going to let you go.

Right?

Aren't you going to be so excited when you avoid jail time?

Yes.

You're going to let me go.

I'm going to let you go.

I'm going to let you go. I'm just not going to let you come.

Okay.

Turn around.

Stick your nose in my asshole like a little bit.

Do you want to shoot your arm?

Come on.

Come on. Yeah.

Yeah.

You like that.

You like that, don't you?

Yeah, just like a bitch.

Yeah. Sniff my apple.

Lick it.

Come on.

Come on, bitch. Come on, bitch.

Come on.

Mmm. Eat my asshole like it's fucking ice cream.

Yeah. Mmm. Taste your freedom.

Yeah.

Good bitch.

Good bitch.

Thank you for having me.

We're not going to fuck with Riley ever again.

Never again.

Never again.

That's right.

Jesus.

I think you're starting to have fun, aren't you?

Yeah, touch me You can touch me

Give me that pussy.

Alright.

I like it when I stick it to you. Thank you.

It's so wet.

See how wet you made me?

That's good. That's going to help me let you go.

Look at that.

Look at that blush.

Yeah.

I don't know how much you love it when I fuck you. Oh my god.

It feels so good.

Say it louder. I can't hear you. I love it when you fuck me. It feels so good.

Yeah. It feels so good.

You tell me when you're right about to cum, okay?

You're gonna come? You're gonna come?

Too fucking bad, you're not gonna come.

I want you to roll over on your stomach.

I have a surprise for you.

Or else a special treat.

Roll over on your stomach.

Bring your hands.

Both of your hands.

Now close your eyes.

And keep them closed because I'm fucking watching you if you're peeking.

What are you doing?

Are you crazy dude?

What did I tell you about calling me crazy?

Are you serious?

It's gonna be so funny too when I take you to jail naked.

You're worried against mine.

You think I don't know everyone that works there?

You think I haven't fucked half the employees?

I can't believe this is happening.

I can't believe what is happening.

Wow. But you're a criminal.

Yeah, you're a dirty cop.

Then I'm going to make sure you never get near Riley ever again.

But don't worry, you'll have plenty of pussy later.

It was a gloomy day.

I'd just gotten fired from my job for the tenth time.

I was bored, hungry, and lonely.

So, I decided to do what any bored, hungry, and lonely girl would do in my

situation.

Hire a hooker.

I went to my favorite site that I go to to hire girls.

I've really been getting into some kinky shit lately.

Some people say I have a problem, but I'm just what you would call a

I just want to have fun.

Wait.

Oh, my God.

Maybe I do have a problem.

I just lost my job, and, well, hookers are really expensive.

I need to change my life.

I think I'm having a quarter -life crisis.

Maybe this is the point where I need to turn my life around.

I don't need a hooker. I need a traitor.

Hello, my little piglets. You know who it is. It's Abigail Mack, and we are

to pump... you up. Aren't you ready to get that sexy bod that you always

A super hot bod, just like me? Well, call now, right here on the screen.

You'll get exercises like the pig, the frog,

and my personal favorite, the dolphin. This is a limited time offer, so

don't wait.

Call, get me, I'll pump you up the rest of your life, and you'll be in shape and

fabulous.

You know what?

That chick is a solution to all my problems.

She has her shit together. She doesn't look like a sex addict.

I need to hire her.

All right, my little piglet. You ready for this workout?

Yeah. I'm sorry, what was that? Yeah, yeah, totally.

Okay, since this is your first time, we're going to have to grind you extra

hard.

Okay. Get on the ground.

Okay.

Like this?

Yes. And you remember my favorite positions, don't you?

Uh, no, I do not. The first one, the piggy, my little piglet.

We need to arch down and then lift your head up. Oh, like this?

Yeah, you need to arch down a little bit more.

Like that?

Yeah, that's perfect.

Okay. And then bring your head up.

Yeah, like you're eating the food, and then you're bringing it up.

Eat the food, bring it up.

Harder! Eat the food, bring it up.

You need to arch your butt more.

Stay in a plank position, right here.

Now you need to get your butt really high in the air.

Put your face down to the mat.

Yeah, see, do you feel that stretch?

See, that's going to give you the good stretch for the piggy position.

Mm -hmm. Doesn't that feel good?

Totally. Do you feel the stretch?

Yeah, real stretchy. Do you feel the stretch right here?

Yeah, I definitely feel it. Well, now that you're stretched up, we should do

second move. Up on your knees. Oh, on my knees.

Mm -hmm.

So, the next position is going to be...

Did you watch the infomercial?

Yeah, but I don't really remember.

Are you smiling at me? Do you think this is funny?

This is serious. You want to get in shape, don't you?

Well, yeah. Yeah, of course I want to get in shape.

We're going to do the little frog.

Do you remember the frog?

Sure. I will demonstrate it for you.

So we're here, and we're frogging. And we're frogging up, up, up, up.

Frog with me. Ready? And frog.

And frog.

Say frog. Frog.

Frog. And frog. Frog. And frog. Frog. And frog. Keep frogging. Keep frogging.

Frog. Frog. Yes.

Yes. I'm making sure your form is right. Frog. Come down lower.

Frog. There you go.

Rib it like a frog. Frog. Rib it. Rib it. Rib it. Don't you feel like a frog?

Yeah. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Now come back on the mat.

Okay.

Do you feel the frog energy?

Oh, yeah. I felt an energy.

Maybe you should stretch out your legs a little bit. Oh, stretch.

Okay. Let me stretch them for you. Oh, okay.

Aren't you just so sore from frogging?

You have no idea.

Yeah. Is that a stretch right there? Oh, yeah, that's a great stretch.

Do you feel it in your groin muscles?

Oh, my.

Oh, my. Do you have a very tight groin?

It's really tight.

Yeah. Would you like me to stretch it out for you?

Yeah, totally stretch that.

Maybe we should get this other leg up. Oh, boy. And I'll really just stretch

you. Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

I can definitely feel that groin getting loosened up. Oh, yeah. It's loosened

up. Oh, my.

No, this is no.

What's no?

It's tight.

What's tight?

The workout is not over.

Okay.

The last one we're going to do is the dolphin.

Do you remember the dolphin?

Can't forget the dolphin. Arm by your side.

And I want to see you dolphin up.

And up.

Down. Up.

Down. Up. Like you're swimming in the ocean. I want you to be free.

Let your body go free. My body is free. Get down.

Doesn't that feel better?

Yeah.

Perfect.

Your form is completely perfect. Oh, my God.

I don't understand how this works.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, really arch up with that dolphin. Yeah.

Don't you feel so free?

You can just do whatever you want.

holding? Yeah?

Yeah, do you feel the burn?

Yeah?

And relax!

Okay.

You're doing really, really good for a first -timer.

Sometimes it's the first time for everything, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

So, when you called me, did you really want to work out? Because you seem like

you're in pretty good...

shape. I think that

you want to come over to do a different kind of workout.

Maybe you're just really, really tight and you need me to really get in there

and loosen everything.

Isn't that what you want?

Don't take this the wrong way. You're very flattery.

Don't take this the wrong way. It's all that all. But look, you see, I just, I'm

a recovering sex addict.

I know. Yeah.

You're a recovering sex addict?

I have a massive problem.

You have no idea.

I mean, some people say I have a problem, but right.

I'm kind of on the verge of just, I'm more of a collector.

I just like to have fun. But I'm trying to accept my inner demons.

So, you know.

Maybe you should explain to me more in detail about how big your problem is.

My problem is very big.

I have a massive problem that I am trying to holistically or whatever this

the workout jazzercise.

I totally understand.

And you know what? I think we're going about this the wrong way.

I am very, very holistic. And I think I can help you in such a natural

and organic way.

Don't you?

You just, once you start, you just can't stop.

Yeah, you just can't stop. I can't. I mean, I'm really, really fit, so I can

a very, very long time.

You're funny, too.

You're sweating. Are you getting hot?

Well, I'm... Cheers. What? How about you relax and I'll help you, okay?

We'll go with a very organic, holistic approach, I promise, okay? No funny

business. No funny business. No funny business.

No. Here, let's see. You see, it's just like a one -two pop pop.

Oh, my God.

Here, arms up.

Okay. Wow, you know.

Doesn't that feel better? I guess I could just do one more.

Oh, that feels good.

Let me just give you a nice little massage.

This is very against my...

I don't think this is part of the recovery process.

I don't think you have a problem in the first place.

Trust me, lady.

And if you have a problem, you should always work me out.

Don't you want to work me out?

I've just been working so hard and I'm so sore and exhausted.

Getting here with you got me all hot.

Yeah, you have no idea. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Someone's all wet.

Oh, my. Look, lady.

I just, um, look, I, I, I, oh,

just a little peek.

Yeah, maybe just a little peek. Just a little. I mean, it's just like you can

just have one drink. I can do one line. I can just do one lick.

It's not a big deal, right?

We're just going to try.

See what happens.

I'm still considered, like, recovered.

I think that you're doing a very good job.

Oh, wow.

Is this like one of those services?

Because I haven't tried this collection yet.

What does this do?

Maybe you should try and take it off. Maybe you're just really sweaty.

I mean, it's only fair.

Oh, my.

Do you want to lick off my sweat? Okay.

It's just between us. Yeah, I won't tell anybody.

You're very good at your job.

You're the girl.

Stretching is the most important part of the day. Like that. Oh.

Oh,

man. It's just like that. Yeah.

Right there.

you've ever had.

Amazing.

Do you think we need a dolphin some more?

Well, I think this is a conflict of interest now.

Okay, you know what?

Obviously Abigail is not the trainer for me.

She's too sexual.

I need someone who's not only going to cleanse my body, but cleanse my soul.

I need someone who's holistic, pure, and spiritual.

I need someone I'm not going to fuck.

Hello, I'm Lyra.

And welcome to my studio.

Is your life full of sorrow?

Maybe a bad breakup?

Are you not getting laid enough? Here, we're going to teach you about how to

align your chakras.

You could come here, and I can teach you the ways. And with every class, you get

a free crystal.

Blessed by me personally.

I am the answer.

You are the answer. You found me.

And now let me be your guru.

to the way to enlightenment.

But there's so much more than that.

You get a free deck tarot card. It's an add -on, but it comes with your class

to help guide you through your daily life. You can just pull a card at any

moment.

Deception and envy, that's the wrong card. But if you act now, you will also

a stick of sage.

Smudge away any bad entities or energy.

Your life's going to be peachy keen after this.

I promise it. And for $79 .99, you can come spend the day with me.

That's it.

She's the one.

This time, it's totally going to be different.

Oh, sorry.

That's not this class. That's my noon class.

So just continue deep breath.

Through your nose.

Out through your mouth.

How's that feel?

It feels relaxing.

That's good. I just want you to be relaxed.

Just breathe.

And one more time. I'll feel your chest fly.

Very good.

You have very strong lungs.

It's almost like you've done this before.

It's your first yoga class?

Yeah.

Yoga's not really, like, my thing, but, you know, I'm trying to be holistic.

Okay, cool.

Awesome. I will help you do that. No big deal.

And pure.

Oh, pure.

Okay. Yeah.

And, like, cleanse.

Cleanse. We do tons of cleansing. We do.

Actually, I do a special on chakra cleansing.

Oh, really?

Mm -hmm. Do you know what chakras are?

No. It's all the energy centered, you know, right through your body, down to

base.

Awesome! Yeah.

You know, it's really good stuff, and, you know, I can feel energy.

It feels like your root chakra, little... Yeah, there's a lot of energy

there.

In my root.

Down my root.

Okay. Within my... We're going to do another deep breath. Ready? Okay.

Very good.

All right.

Now, I want you to go onto your knees.

Okay.

And now, we're going to clasp our fingers together.

Roll them up.

And take a breath.

And just really stick your chest out.

All right.

Lean to the left.

Are you okay? A little

unbalanced.

Okay, so now I'm just going to push your chest out.

Go to the side. Oh, another one to the side. Concave it in.

Okay. To the side.

And forward.

And then all the way around. Just gyrate around.

It's very fun. Like for yoga, you want all that nice, vibrant energy going

through your body and just cleansing you.

Totally. Cleansing.

So keep gyrating.

Gyrating.

Now let's work on our hips.

I feel you have a lot of tension here.

Yeah, lots of tension. I feel it. Okay, so, if you want, I can show you.

Yeah. Okay, so, almost like you have a pencil stuck to your

butt, and you're going to draw a circle.

So you're just going to... Deep

breaths.

See how it's almost like I'm drawing a circle?

Yeah. Total pencil circle.

Now. Now I want you to try.

Try what?

Try the... What? It's going to really help with that tension.

Okay, just come on. Bend over.

The pencil?

Yeah, yeah. The pencil. Okay, but there's no pencils going like... No. No.

my gosh. No, no, no, no, no.

We do not use pencils here. That is not eco -friendly.

What?

Okay, so just bring it out a little bit.

Okay, perfect. Okay, now draw a circle.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There you go.

Oh, wow.

You have a lot more movement than I thought.

Good job. What kind of yoga is this?

You know, it's helping, so you want to arch the back and then bring it down.

Yes, good job.

Super good.

I feel like you're...

You feel tight?

Um, I... Well, they're yoga clothes, right? If I wore my tight yoga

Well, you know, mine are loose.

So... We're both girls.

We're both girls. I mean, honestly, classes were supposed to be told that

cancel. Stupid guy named Danny who works here, he didn't come through. It's

supposed to be a naked yoga class.

Naked? Yeah, you know.

I like my clothes on.

Yeah, and they're not restricting at all. You know, I just feel like you came

here for a serious yoga class, and it seemed like you really wanted to cleanse

yourself. Oh, I do want to cleanse myself. If you're not serious about it.

no, I'm totally fine.

I'm just trying to turn fresh.

Okay!

Lead the way.

Now, we're just going to breathe in.

Breathe it.

Oh.

Oh, and you know um?

That's good.

Oh, I, I.

Okay. Ready? And.

Um. Um.

Um. Um. Um. Um. Um.

Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um.

Um. Um. Um. Um. Um.

Very good. Very good. Yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh my.

Um. Stretch.

Oh, we're stretching. We're stretching.

Oh, fuck. This is yoga.

I see you, like, laughing. Have you ever done, like, laughing yoga?

Oh!

So you can both just laugh together.

Why? You can just laugh.

Okay, so.

Then we're going to go back to that one we were doing before.

Now that we've loosened up.

Loosened up for sure.

This is beneficial, too. Oh, this is extremely beneficial.

Draw with our pencil.

How does that feel?

Feels good, huh? Feels free.

Amazing. And now the other direction.

I mean, if it's hard, you can just take your clothes off.

As you can see, it's not affecting me.

Not at all. Is it affecting you at all? Maybe I feel a little restricted.

Okay, now I want us to go into child pose.

So, knees apart.

And then I want you to stretch forward.

And just really stretch into it.

Okay. Feel your flower opening right up.

Oh. Letting in all that energy. Oh, it's really open.

It's really open?

The flower.

Okay.

Take a deep breath.

I'm so glad he's trying to get into it finally.

Totally into it.

There you go. Just reach deeper. Oh, boy.

Mm -hmm.

Deep stretch.

Oh, that is deep.

Mm -hmm. Oh, boy.

Here, grab your hip.

Reach down, put your chest down.

Heart to the ground.

I don't want to. I'm just going to hold onto your hip. Oh, that's warm.

That feels good, right? Helps get a deeper stretch when you have somebody to

help you.

Oh, totally.

Teamwork.

Oh, my teamwork. Okay, the magic thing.

Okay, I'm just going to do, I feel a little restricted.

You do? Okay, well, then let's try this. It's called the slither, okay? So just

go on down. There you go. And then just slither your body around. There, that's

a good girl.

That's very good.

Wow, you are doing great.

Yeah, I see it.

Take my top off.

It's getting a little hot in here.

Take it off.

Okay.

I mean, it's just my top. There's not, like, anything wrong or anything like

that. Nothing at all.

I'm okay if you're okay.

Totally okay.

Okay.

A lot of energy.

It's my 10th class today.

They really did.

You know, just a professional suggestion.

Uh -huh. I would take your pants off.

I want to be professional. I don't want to ruin the class or anything like that.

Well, you take your pants off. I'm telling you to, you know. This is

professional. Yeah. I have to do what I gotta do.

Okay.

So now what?

Oh, we're sitting like that.

Just open it up.

Now,

I want you to bring your head around.

Ear to your right shoulder.

Oh.

To your other right.

And bring it around.

Let all that hair sweep in front of your face.

And just let whatever it feels like come out.

What did you say you needed to be clamped for again?

Bad breakup?

No, no, no, no, no.

No? I like to collect things.

Pretty girl like you, I think you maybe just had a bad breakup.

No, I just like to collect things.

Okay. What kind of things?

I like to collect pretty...

Flowers. Flowers.

Clams.

Tacos.

Oysters.

Do you grow up by the beach?

Oh, yes. Some of them can be salty and some of them can be sweet.

Interesting. I've never had oysters.

I'm a vegetarian.

Oh, you don't eat fish?

No. No. No fish.

Oh.

I like fish.

You know what? Why don't you lay down?

You seem very tense.

Nervous, giggling. Let's do the chakra work.

Chakra work. Alrighty.

Yeah. Okay.

Like that?

Mm -hmm.

You know, I went to India and I actually got certified in the... I just got my

certificate in the mail. Oh, yeah!

For all the chakras. Do I, like...

Oh, the shock comes out. Breathe.

Slower breath.

Very good.

So impressive.

You are very, that energy was here, though. It feels like you had an excess

energy, and then it just, the flow, you know, stops.

Chakra. Thank you. I'm so glad you're getting into this. Let's do it again.

Ready?

Yeah. I need to get a better angle.

Oh. Wow.

Ready? And.

Very good.

You know, it's just, it's a lot worse than I thought when you'd come here.

You've got a lot of pent up energy. It's like you've been caged for a month or

something.

Like the most similar thing I've seen is like when I've gone and like, you know,

helped people in prison.

Nope, never been to prison. Never been to prison. Never felt in prison. I feel

like I'm in prison every day.

Well, we can explore that. Oh, okay, so the cramp chakra.

Let's do that.

Okay.

And breathe.

I'm going to support you. Ready?

It's really weird.

Just let it happen.

Okay. You've been thinking a lot.

Your crown chakra is just vibrating.

Yeah.

A lot of thoughts.

A lot of pent -up energy.

Heart chakra, though, open.

Oh, my heart is open.

So open.

Like, you just want to accept everybody. You're a very, very accepting person.

Gotta collect them all. Yeah.

Just like flowers, you know.

Totally. Yeah.

Do you die feeling tense?

Here.

Oh, boy.

Oh, wow.

Oh.

Here. Oh.

This is, this is, this is really, this is like.

Oh, my God.

Feels so good, right? Oh, my. So good.

My facial relief.

The network that goes through the whole body. So, you know, it controlled

everything.

You know, the mind, all the way down to, you know, everywhere. And then it comes

through your legs. You can feel it everywhere.

Oh, yeah. Everything connects.

You know?

Everything connects. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

There's nothing wrong with connection.

Oh, nothing.

Nothing at all.

You're petting me with your feet. I like to pet.

I like it.

I mean, you know, if it would help, you can rub me.

I think that would be so good for you.

Totally. Yeah. Totally.

Let's rub.

Here. You know what?

Okay. I think you need a hug.

A hug.

A naked hug.

Yeah. I mean, this is a hug between two girls.

Come here. Come here and just. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

chakra bug.

Oh, interesting.

I've never had a student do that before.

I like that you're, you're feeling connected to me.

Um,

okay. Okay. We're gonna, we're gonna move on.

You should think about getting certified as a yoga teacher.

You're so good at this.

I know.

What can I say?

Okay, so now let's move on.

You can do some rubbing on me.

Oh, okay.

So what I want you to do is I want you to try to heal yourself using my body.

all your centers that are blocked, I want you to go to the root and the heart

and the crown, and I want you to try to, you know, unblock that through me.

Use me.

You know, as a tool.

Totally. You can just use me. Awesome. I mean, I thank you. I appreciate this.

It's awesome.

I just want to be a beacon of light. Okay. Here is my beacon of light.

Can you feel the heart chakra?

Oh, it's very open. Because I do this practice every

day.

There is, I know, right? Now you can move down to the root.

Can you remember where that is?

The base of the spine.

Okay.

Right there.

And how does it feel to you?

It feels like the prettiest little clam I've ever collected.

I mean...

The chakra.

How does the chakra feel?

I feel alive.

Yeah, yeah.

I feel like I do it every day.

And if you start doing this every day, what we're doing, I think you will have

lot of luck with getting rid of that blockage. And you won't feel so in

you know?

People don't deserve to feel that way, especially you. You're a very, very

lovely young lady.

You do not deserve to feel imprisoned.

No, not at all.

Very sweaty hands.

You really got something out of the practice.

Yeah.

We're just going to do a breath.

Are

you

feeling okay?

Yeah, I'm totally, I'm just, I think my chakra's just coming loose.

That's great. How do you feel? How do you feel?

Okay!

And my chakra's just dripping with a... I can tell, it's great. Like,

you're just flowing with energy.

It's just pumping.

It's been a while since I've been able to help somebody this quickly.

I can be helped.

So now, this next exercise I want you to do is I just want you to trust your

intuition. Don't you think maybe we should be intertwined?

Sure. Wrapped around. Sure.

Like swaddling. Yeah, totally.

Just feel each other.

I read in a book that it's just rough. It's like reading books.

It's great.

I love books. I love it. Yeah.

I love Karma Sutra books, too.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's so nice to find people with similar

interests. It's hard to find in this city.

So many girls just want to be on social media. I'm like, read a book. I just

like to, like, you know, collect them all.

Okay, so back to our exercise.

I am going to give you full freedom to just be yourself since you've been in

prison. I want you to close my eyes, and I want you to just do what

comes to mind. And I just want you to free yourself, okay? Free.

Excuse me.

Is this what you wanted to do?

Yeah. I'm just going to cleanse myself.

Me?

Wait. What?

You said you needed to cleanse yourself.

Of what?

You need to be honest with me right now.

I just...

And you called my root chakra a clam.

And then you said you collect clams.

I am a sex addict.

And you didn't tell me that. No, because I have a class just for that.

Thank God.

No joke. I just got certified in that, too. Like, okay, this girl, this other

girl came to me, and we had sex, and she was completely cured.

Cured? No joke.

Cured. Wait, you guys had sex? And we, no, well, she doesn't, she takes regular

classes and it cures her sex addiction.

I see her like three times a week and she has not had sex with anybody else in

my class. So you talk to her three times a week and she feels her sex addiction.

No, no, we do a chakra cleansing.

Okay. Three times a week. The one that I can do. I'm down, I'll pay extra. How

much?

This one's on the house.

Okay, okay, what do I do? Just to show you what it is.

So. Okay.

There you go. Okay.

Lay down. Okay, now just let me get back to my zen state because we kind of, you

know, we lost it.

Ready? I'm bringing it in.

This is an interesting

gesture. If that's your own, you know, mantra, that's great.

I've never... What is this?

Interesting. Most people, they do this, you know, all kinds of different things.

But if that's your thing, every time we go to class, I can say, hey, Brett.

Just cleanse it.

Okay. So, here we go.

So, we have the throat.

And the heart.

Yeah, that's definitely, definitely my heart.

Lower heart.

root chakra root and here's the base chakra root oh

my god you feel the healing happening

healing kiss.

Oh, duh.

Okay. What are we doing?

You're gonna kiss me?

Oh. Very close. I think healing.

This is the best class ever.

You should write me a review online.

We're sucking outfits.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Do you feel healed?

Totally. I feel like I've just been released from prison.

I can be myself.

Good. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to start collecting trainers now.

What? You mean you still want to be a sex addict?

Well, yeah.

You want to still book sessions, right?

Oh, yeah, okay.

As long as you keep booking sessions.

Morning. Morning.

Can I make coffee?

Is that for me?

Did you pick up the dry cleaner?

Shit. I know.

I forgot.

I'm sorry. I'll do it on the way home from work.

Thank you.

You look

nice.

Thanks. You look good too.

Thank you.

Alright, I gotta get going soon.

Gonna be late.

Me too.

Call Georgia.

Hello?

Hey.

Just calling to let you know I'm going to be home late.

I have to work late.

Okay.

Actually, I was... I was just about to call you and say the same.

Oh.

Okay. Well, I will see you later.

Yep. See you later.

Bye. Bye.

All right, Kristen Scott. Let's do this.

What are you into?

Let's get one thing straight.

Who sent you?

Your agency sent me to keep you company.

That doesn't really sound like my agency.

It's pretty standard.

I work for them a lot. All their clients.

Hmm.

If this...

idea of some sort of a bonus because I've been asking for a raise for the

like four months and this is just I don't know I

you could look at it like that you might have to wait a while so

let me keep you company what else are you gonna do I

guess you're you do have a good point

You want to put the suitcase over?

It's kind of part of my mission.

I prefer to keep it as it is.

You sure?

Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure. No problem. That's all right.

What's wrong?

I mean, you sure are persuasive, but I just

don't think this is something my boss would ever allow or, I mean, be

behind in the first place.

It's totally normal.

You asked for a raise.

This is their way of thanking you for all your hard work.

You can call and check in if you'd like.

Do you need a double check?

I don't think that that'll be necessary.

You have great teeth.

It's

just

part of my job.

I have to keep an eye on it.

It's all good.

Woo!

Still here on this man.

So am I.

My little secret belly.

You know what I'm really into?

Tell me. What I'm here for. I really, really love my bow.

Oh, yeah?

Mm -hmm.

That you want? Mm -hmm.

or...

Amen.

I want to see you.

Thank you.

See I told you you'd like it.

I'm gonna get that.

Thank you.

Oh, fuck, yeah. Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

So fucking good.

I also want to try something else.

You really like being on top, don't you?

my wife.

You might need it.

your suitcase now. No!

What?

Help! Help! Somebody help me!

Help! Where the fuck is the case?

God damn it, April.

I knew there was someone else.

Not only one other person, there's plenty. The whole fucking world. You're

whoring yourself.

There's so much of a better woman than this.

Why?

This is what our marriage has come to?

No, fuck.

This is your fault too. It's just as much your fault. You're never fucking

I'm fine.

You are. You can't even keep your wife around.

Maybe we gotta get this door fixed.

Yeah, when you fix a lot of things around here.

What do you mean?

How was your day?

It was terrible. I had a really shitty day.

Yeah, I bet.

Hard day at the office, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

There's something wrong?

Yeah. I know why we're not having sex.

I don't want to talk about this right now. I've had a really terrible day. I

you don't.

You're a prostitute.

What? Yeah, I saw you.

You're a whore.

What do you mean?

You've been selling your vagina.

That's absurd.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I saw you. I saw you, April, with my own eyes. Did you?

Deny it all you want.

You saw me. I was Whitney.

Where'd you see me?

I saw you with Kristen.

Yeah, I saw you. In her bed.

Fucking her.

Yeah, you.

In the flesh.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

My wife. How do you know her name's Kristen?

That doesn't matter. That's besides the point. And stop trying to avoid it. I

think it matters.

You always do this. You're always constantly trying to avoid the argument.

attention here. You're a whore. How did you know her name was Kristen?

It doesn't fucking matter!

Why are you dressed like that?

Oh my god, are you hearing me?

I am. My wife is a whore. What the fuck?

Why are you dressed like that? How did you know her name was Kristen?

Why were you following me?

Were you following me?

Why does that matter? Why does that matter? You were fucking her.

Do our vows mean nothing to you?

You knew her name was Kristen.

You were there.

Your dress.

Not like you usually do when you go to work.

It was you.

What are you talking about?

Unbelievable.

It was you.

What are you talking about?

You took the briefcase.

How do you know about the briefcase?

How do you know about the briefcase?

April, what were you doing, Georgia?

How do you know about the briefcase?

I'm going to ask you again. What were you doing in Kristen's bed?

What were you doing there?

April! April!

Where the fuck are you?

It's in this house. I know it is. What the fuck, man?

We've been married for seven years. You think I can't find it? I know where you

put it.

God damn it, April. Who the fuck are you?

No, you don't. Yeah.

Oh, no, it's here.

It's in the closet, isn't it?

It's in the closet. No, it's not. It's in the closet. What the fuck?

Give me the fucking briefcase, April!

Let go of the suitcase. Give it to me. Give me the suitcase. Give it to me. Let

go of it, Georgia. Give it! No. Fine!

I can't believe it's fucking this for you to give yourself to me again.

Shut the fuck up and fuck me, please.

I'm lying to me, you.

Fuck you!

I'm bad baby.

Fucking empty.