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Hi. What can you see the problem?

Well, it's... It's complicated.

You sound like you have a great bias,
but you know, I see you all the time. We

need an unbiased opinion to really,
truly decide who does it better. You!

here! Come, come!

We need you to decide something for us.

Do a little sniffing, just to do a quick
sniff test to make sure everything's...

And it smells normal?

Yes, it smells... Yes, very good. It's
very sweet.

Well, this seems to be working very
nicely with this. How's this feeling?

Oh, yeah, like that.

Oh, yeah, like that.

I mean, we need to get him to make the
interface user -friendly or we're never

going to make a sale.

Yes, I can definitely take care of that.

Yep. Yeah, I think our best bet is to
just sit down with him.

All right, Dan.

Have a good day.

Is that for me? Of course, baby.

Come fuck with us.

I was

so lonely.

You're keeping yourself busy.

Just for you.

I'm so glad you're home to have the real
food

I'm like

squishing

my cheeks together I'm just barely
seeing it

I'm so happy you're back.

I've been so worried about you.

No, no, no.

I'm filming.

My ass needs to be stretched.

I can't wait for you to come.

I thought you were looking at me back
there.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Pussy's teasing me right now.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Yeah. Yeah, I like seeing those folks
grow up.

I feel so good.

Oh my gosh.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Being greedy, sitting at home, having
fun

oh my

god

This is so good.

Uh huh.

to me.

Mmm.

It'll feel good.

It'll really feel good.

Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Okay.

Not again. Yeah.

I'm sorry.

Okay, and then we slide

No, that can't.

That can't be right.

Um...

Okay.

Oh, there it goes.

There, look, just the tip. Oh my god.

That can't... That doesn't... Fuck.

Oh, I know. I know. I know. I know.

Let's do it like the movie.

Okay.

I'm going to type again.

Okay.

Okay.

Here we go.

That. That.

Better. That.

Hi, I'm Casey.

What seems to be the problem?

Well, it's complicated.

Believe me, there's nothing I haven't
seen.

I'm head of proctology here at the
hospital, so anything you need to

tell me, I have not heard before. I
promise you.

Um, it's really awkward.

Um, so... I can't help you unless you
tell me what's wrong.

I'm assuming it's something about your
anus or rectum?

Um, yeah, so... I was

masturbating, and I think I masturbated.

Something up down there.

Oh, well, this could be very serious.

Really? Yes.

I'm going to have to do a full exam.

Okay.

Yeah. What does that mean? I'm going to
have to take a look at the area inside

and out and do some tests.

I mean, if that's what you have to do, I
don't want to...

Well, I assure you I am a professional
and there's nothing I haven't seen in

this department.

So just go ahead and throw so I can do
an examination

of your area.

I'm going to need you to flip over with
your head

down.

Like here, yeah.

What's that?

I need to inspect the... Yeah, the
further down that you get, the easier

I can access. It looks very delicate.

Just you're going to feel a little
pressure here.

So what I'm looking for in this area on
the outside is any sort of...

Tears or bleeding or any abrasions
anything like that?

That sounds really serious Yeah, this
could potentially be very very serious

This area is so delicate I'm gonna have
to do also an

internal exam to see if there's anything
any objects loose inside

or

I don't. I hope there are. I hope there
isn't either.

You'd be surprised the things that
people will stick up their ass.

It's amazing, right?

It was just a little glass.

I'm just going to apply some lubricant.

Okay.

Is that okay?

Does that feel alright? Does it sting?
Does it burn?

No, that feels fine.

It feels fine?

Just fine, okay. Yeah.

Just fine. Let me know if you feel any
discomfort whatsoever.

Okay. Okay, I'm going to have to make
this very lubed up. This probably

might be, what happens?

Are you lubing your hole when you're
doing your masturbating? Not this much.

Oh, you have to lubricate generously.

Okay. Very generously with lubricant on
your anus.

Okay. Okay.

I'm going to enter.

You will feel some pressure.

Please let me know.

All right.

And I have to do a deep breath.

And here we go.

Whoa.

Do you have any discomfort?

I certainly feel it.

Oh, yeah. Well, you're going to feel it.

So I'm going to have to kind of examine
the inside and see if there's anything

inside, lodged inside your anal cavity
to

see if there's anything.

I'm feeling around your wall there.

Yes.

And now down, this way.

How does that feel?

That doesn't feel bad.

Does not feel bad?

It's the one you're masturbating.

You're an asshole.

Are you using fingers, objects,
hairbrushes?

Fruit?

Vegetables? No, it was just a little
glass toy.

A little glass that could be very
dangerous, young lady.

You'd be very cautious putting foreign
objects into your asshole.

I mean, it was my first time trying
something like that.

It's perfectly natural to it.

explore one's body, you can derive much
pleasure from, I'm just going to

stretch this down a little bit and see
what this looks like.

It can be very pleasurable to stimulate
the anus, but at times if you also,

do you mind, stimulate the clitoris and
vagina.

It seems like maybe things go in quite
easy.

And I'm only telling you this for your
own sexual health.

Benefits.

This is good information to have for
your own sexual health and well -being.

Of course.

Yeah, so.

Yeah.

do some further testing, maybe get in a
little bit deeper and this area

as well. How does that feel? Is that any
pain?

No, not any pain. Yeah.

Okay. Okay.

That's good. We're just going to apply a
little more lubricant and we're going

to see.

We're just going to.

It's very shiny, yeah.

It's a little cold.

I'll warm it up for you. Okay.

Yeah,

let's just get, yeah, it helps to
stimulate the pussy as well.

So it helps like your butt hole loosen
up.

Oh, sorry, I mean.

That's okay, we can.

I'm just putting it in layman's terms,
of course.

Yes, okay, so I'm going to just gently,
I'm going to try to stretch out this

hole for you to just make sure that
you're able to continue

to enjoy yourself anally.

See how many little pressure? Oh, yeah.
You have to do a deep

breath. Deep breath.

Yeah Oh,

yeah, standard and I'll record them
actually Yeah, I've been up

I've been doing this for 20 years
believe it or not. Yeah

I'm able to

open it.

Yes. You know, it's very good

you know spiritually very good to be
able to open your anus uh it helps uh

your chakras and your energy too i've
studied a little bit of uh eastern

medicine as well all right we're just
going to uh let's just put a little more

in here yeah how does that feel yeah

push if you push back yeah push maybe
like push out

your yeah

Yeah, there's a little air in your butt.
Maybe you can squeeze it out a little

bit. Yeah. Oh, nice.

That's a very good sign. That's a
very... That noise is good.

That's great.

Yeah. Okay. That means everything's
working in here. All right. Okay.

Let's see. I'm going to get... There's a
second feature in your butthole that

I'm going to try to reach.

Okay. I'm going to have to apply some
more lubricant.

Okay, okay, hey It's gonna

be a lot of pressure Yeah,

it's gonna look inside just Lucy yes
Lucy yes open

Here all

Just breathe.

This is your butthole breathing.

Oh, fuck.

Are you sure this is all still just part
of the exam?

Yes, this is a standard exam by Dr.
Dierhans, butthole specialist.

Also, do a little sniffing, just to do a
quick sniff test to make sure

everything's... And it smells normal?

Yes, it smells... Yeah, it's very good.
It's very sweet.

That's pretty good. Yeah, a bottle
should be very tasty and sweet.

Maybe the wine's a little salty.

Mostly just very...

fingers.

Yeah, your fingers.

They feel really good.

They feel good, yeah.

Well, I'm the best in the biz, what can
I say?

Okay, let's just try a little bit of
this.

They better be safe and sorry.

What else do we have to do?

taste test too.

Um, okay.

I'm a doctor.

My methods are a little, um.

Yeah, but I want to make sure that my
butthole is completely healthy. Yeah, I

want to make sure that your butthole is
completely healthy too. My methods are a

little unorthodox, they say.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Oh, I like that.

I do.

Do you want to play doctor with me? I
do.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Oh, that's okay,
right?

Yeah. We'll play a little doctor with a
doctor.

Uh -huh.

with all my patience.

It's strictly professional and normal.

Well,

I want you to do what you have to do.

I do have to do this.

Careful. Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe some air in your ball.

Gonna have to maybe squeeze it out.

Oh, yes.

Very good.

Well, this seems to be working very
nicely.

How's this feeling?

Oh, that. Like that?

Yeah. I do.

I do like that.

It's hard work being a doctor. I'm sure
it is.

Do you need anything?

Your health and well -being is of the
utmost importance to me.

They're there.

So you can taste what I taste.

If you get nervous you can squeeze here.

Keep you for observation

Yeah, that's wonderful.

That's great.

You're doing great.

You're a new patient I'm warming up to.

You're already one of my favorites.

Yes, it's very important. The taste of
your butthole.

It has to do with your flora and your
fauna.

Whatever.

I've got a long day.

I've seen a lot of patients today.

Do you like that?

Yeah. Yeah, I like that. I do.

I'm just not used to... You're not used
to it. As I said, I do have very

unorthodox methods, but they are very...
Successful.

Successful, yes.

Oh, I forgot the word.

I haven't had a long day. I haven't had
such a long day.

This is a little brick.

Do you want to see how that works?

Yeah. It's a hands -on tutorial of how,
you know,

body works.

You've been to the doctor before, you
know how this goes.

You can't really have a conclusive test
in how you do all of them.

Oh,

you're

a

good patient.

You're so good at taking tests.

Oh my gosh.

You're such a good patient, yes.

Lubrication is key, you remember.

Yes.

See?

Oh,

you're so good at this.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I'm going to have to take these off.
Yes.

Yeah, I think we should.

Yes.

You like our new doctor, right?

I do.

I like this kind of doctor. You like
this kind of doctor?

I'm so pleased to have you in this
patient.

Oh my god, yeah, yeah. Right in there.
Oh my god.

Oh. Let's go.

Which is a good thing.

Yes. No question here.

We're very progressive here.

It's good to be smiling with your mouth.

Yes.

Oh my god.

I'm so glad you're taking an interest in
me.

Look at me when you're eating my
popcorn.

You're a dirty girl.

You're a dirty girl, you know?

That's very good

I'm touching your tongue

Big ass for you

Oh, yeah.

Oh, get your face in there. Get that
cute little face in there. Oh, I'm

smothering you with my big butt. Get
back in there. I'm smothering you with

big ass.

oh f**k

Hmm.

Thank you.

that bottle of yours, don't hesitate to
call me.

In fact, I'll give you my direct line.

That would be perfect.

It's for your health. Yeah.

I'm very concerned.

This is why I became a doctor.

Forehead on the ground. This is your
resting pose.

Take a nice deep breath in.

And you're slowly getting high.

Yes.

Inhale, curl your back up like a scared
cat.

Now we're going to go into upward dog.

Curl your toes in the back.

And push that booty on up.

Oh, for the stretch pedals.

Little legs right on out.

Yeah. Oh, that's good.

Yeah.

Oh. Take a nice deep breath in.

Oh, you're going to study it.

Squat down and jump forward and squeeze
in your hands.

Oh, there you go.

Scoop those hands right up like you're
ice cream. We're going to work that

booty.

Sorry.

Okay, you're here?

Yeah. Reach up into the tiptoe. Feel it
all the way from the calves, those

hamstrings, and into that ass.

Do a little bounce if you dare.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

I have just been working.

is exposed.

I can feel all those muscles that have
just been working.

Oh, I tell you.

Mm -hmm.

Well, I brought this special rose quartz
yoga for meditation for us today.

Oh. Yeah. I don't know much about these
crystals.

Would this enhance the experience?

Absolutely. Well, it's rose quartz, so
it's giving yourself self -love and self

-care. Mm -hmm.

Will it make my butt bigger?

Yeah,

maybe. We should give it a try.

This? Why are you even squatting that
out? It's a good look.

I mean, I feel like I have one of those
yoga pants illusions.

But I totally believe you.

Yoga pants illusion?

Honey, they do not make yoga pants this
good.

Please. I mean, you've always had a
great vibe, but you know, I see you all

time. We need an unbiased opinion for
you to truly decide who's ass is better.

Touch it. Oh, I mean it. It looks great.
It does feel good.

But feel mine better.

No, no. If you want to feel, like, neat,
that's cool.

Yeah. Oh, come on. Yeah.

Yeah. What is that?

You know what? I think even if your hips
are wider, that's what it is.

That's why your butt looks bigger.

But I can torque it just like those
girls in the videos.

Mine actually has, like, there's, like,
you can grab that.

You can grab it.

We're not going to decide this. We need
somebody else. We need you.

You. Come here.

Come, come.

We need you to decide something for us.

Whose butt is better? Come on. Because
she thinks her butt is better.

I mean, really.

I mean, come on, baby.

Actually, you don't know how to touch
it. Is it okay?

It's thick. Yes, I think you're going to
need to feel the touch. Feel that thick

ass. Because then you'll know.

Who's got the bigger handful?

Yeah. I mean, they're both really great.

Okay, okay. Maybe you need to do two
hands. Do two hands. And then do two

All right.

Oh, wow. That'll be the end of this
guest.

That's, oh.

Really? Yeah.

You're squawking.

Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

That's really, uh, that's, that's,
that's, oh, wow.

It's small, right?

Here we go with this one.

Barely. Okay, there you go. Yeah, uh
-huh. Go ahead.

Can I get a full?

Oh, it's a great bus.

I think this is exactly where it needs
to be.

Yep. Okay.

Wow.

Uh -huh. How?

It's meaty. It is meaty. It's very
meaty. It's, it's meaty. Thank you. Oh,

you. Oh, I didn't know about that. Well,
I think this is... Okay, this is the

problem. I really can't actually see
either one of your asses.

I mean, you guys are wearing yoga pants
and stuff. Like, how am I supposed to

make the decision if I can't actually
see the ass?

I'm always out in front of you.

Mm -hmm. If it felt good for you, it
would really clear your chakras. We were

just talking about chakras. Oh, my God.
I brought my rose quartz. It's

beautiful. It totally clears your
chakras.

And I'm thinking whoever can hold that
between their butt cheeks obviously has

bigger butt.

Obviously. That's a really great way to
judge it.

Who's going to have to make the final
decision?

It is amazing.

It is.

It's so soft. It's beautiful and smooth.

It really can really speak to my soul.

What's the best way to absorb its
energy?

By holding it, keeping it close to you.

You know, anywhere that's near your
heart and anything vital.

Have you ever tried to absorb it
internally?

Oh, yes.

It's okay. Yes,

of course.

You know.

I volunteer.

I want a demonstration. I need to see
that. I feel like that's the best way to

decide. Let's see whose ass is the most
accommodating to all of this love

energy.

I agree. They will find out for me. Mm
-hmm.

Oh, yeah, that is great. I guess it's
you first.

Okay, what should I have?

What's the best position?

Okay, how about... Happy baby?

Oh, happy baby.

I don't know. I feel like I'd be really
open.

Okay, yeah.

I don't know.

This is probably a fancy pose. I've
never tried it. Do you want to

Oh, is it?

Fuck, I don't even know.

Get on that back. I'll try.

Okay, I'm going to try.

Wait, no, I need to take ours off.

Oh, my God.

Wait, I could be the one who's naked,
though.

You heard her. Come on. Fine.

Everybody, can we take thumbs? Oh, I'm
the judge, so I feel like I should

professional. I guess that makes sense.

But, you never know.

We might need a third person in our
little competition.

I am staying on, and focused, focused,
focusing on

who's ass is better. That is all I'm
here to do. Then I'm going back to my

meditation.

Okay, so I believe, correct me if I'm
wrong, this would be like this.

Right. And then you're like that, right?

Right. Doesn't that look super open? Mm
-hmm. Oh, is it just me? Yeah, I know.

Right? Oh, it is so pretty.

I think visually you can tell, like it's
just like, bam!

It's a lot of fun. I know, I know.

Yeah, for sure.

I'm so excited to feel all this energy.

Oh,

that's nice.

Yeah, I like that.

Can you do like this?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, it's so smooth in here.

Oh, wow,

this house is pretty damn accommodating.
Uh -huh.

I'm so ready to just... Take in all of
this love.

It's a hungry little pole. I don't know
what to tell you.

I think it just comes with really big
butts. Somehow it's not really working

for you. Yeah, it's working out great.

Uh -huh.

It would be weird if I just like, you
know.

No, no. I'm sure you can touch it.

Yeah, I'm good. Or you can touch it with
a little bit of squeeze.

One side.

You know what? To keep proper happy baby
form, I need to keep my foot here.

But you could just like... There you go.

Oh, this is good.

This is quite a nice combination.

I think you're just... I think what
you're doing is a judge.

You know, I feel like I'm just going to
absorb everything.

I'm just feeling this way.

This is amazing.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I am one happy girl right
now.

Abby, she's helping you judge.

You are trying to sabotage the
competition.

I don't know what you're doing.

Just concentrate on what you're judging.

Try not to let all that... Oh, my God.
This feels

amazing.

I'm feeling so open right now.

Oh, how can you even judge like that
right now?

What? So, we don't even need to try it
on her, right?

You have to judge my app.

I mean, it is her toy. I feel like even
though you were fantastic and very open,

you know, and the energy of you was
flowing through your crystal, she really

needs to try it on her.

I'm sure.

And it is a great advice.

But, I mean.

And then the what?

How can we judge you?

We have to see that first.

Not yet.

I need to know exactly what it feels
like. That way I can completely and

judge accurately.

Yeah.

That's how it's about.

It's a competition.

It's going to help you.

It opens to open, huh? It opens to open.

Thank you.

perspective of the asses? Oh, how about
I lay down and I can get a view of her

asses from above, so I can get a
different perspective. Of course!

That's a really good idea.

She's doing nothing. I'm going to help
her make her decision.

All right, Kim. You tell her she's
disturbing you enough. I don't want this

competition to be complete.

It's too hard already.

I asked you to let me meditate, but we
can't always get what we want.

So... Okay, look, you guys are both
winners.

Why don't you just stop fighting, kiss,
and make up?

She has an amazing pussy, and she has an
amazing pussy, and I don't think that

you two fully appreciate each other. And
promise me, just try to taste each

other's asses, and you tell me that
they're both not amazing.

I mean, I know it's amazing.

I just wanted to tell you that I was
better.

Come on.

It's really incredible. You have to try
it.

Alright, fine.

Get on my face.

Get on my face.

Fine.

Take a good look at it. We wouldn't
normally do this, Carrie, if it wasn't

you. Oh, yeah, totally.

I'm just trying to be accommodating, you
know?

Just for yoga.

We can't get what we want.

Get what we need, I guess.

Oh, you're just saying that.

Oh, my.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, my.

Oh, this is my show right here.

Do you see how beautifully she talks?
Oh, wow.

Look at that. I guess that is...

I could do that.

Oh!

I don't care

competition, but your butt is really
great.

Especially now that I get so in there
with it. It definitely changed my

perspective on it.

I know.

Maybe I need to meditate more.

Thank you.

I feel like we're all winners.

And we need to be more of this crystal.

Oh yeah, crystal meditation is now.

Definitely my favorite.

You know, it's a lot of that self -love
and self -care that makes it so

important in everyday life.

Do you think that's love?

I think so.