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THEME MUSIC PLAYS
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hello! Thank you very much.
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Thank you so much.
WHOOPING
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Hello, and welcome to
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
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Amazing show last time out,
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everyone went home with £7.50,
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apart from one man,
who went home with nothing at all.
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But when the klaxon sounded,
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the last contestant
had clawed her way up to £64,000.
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So, let's bring her back,
see if she can go even higher.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Rosemary Owen.
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Welcome, Rosemary. Welcome.
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Thank you, Jeremy.
Well rested? There's your seat.
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Well, you know the form now,
don't you?
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So, you are Rosemary Owen,
a solicitor... Yes.
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...from Walsall, joined in the
audience by your husband, Robert.
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Welcome, Robert.
Welcome.
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Welcome? No, I was here already.
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I'm welcoming you, you're... Anyway!
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OK, so, you've no lifelines left.
Shall we get cracking?
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Yes, we'll have a look at it,
Jeremy, and see... Let's see...
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...how we go.
Exactly.
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So let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
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APPLAUSE
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This is your question for £125,000.
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READS QUESTION
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Oh.
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READS OPTIONS
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Well, I know it's not
Tess Of The d'Urbervilles...
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...cos... Well, that's a start.
...I did that for A-level.
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Never did get to the end of it,
though, Jeremy,
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and unless Roman Polanski's film
had come out, I don't...
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I think I would've been in
difficulties, to be perfectly frank.
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Ooh!
Hmm...
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Hmm. I don't think it's Vanity Fair,
but I'm not sure.
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Well, if you get it wrong...
I know.
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...£48,000 is up the swanny.
Yeah.
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The Woman In White, I don't think
it's that, if I'm absolutely frank.
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Er... I think
it's A Tale Of Two Cities,
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but I'm not prepared to go for it.
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And I'm sorry if that makes me a...
a boring contestant,
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but I just... can't afford the drop.
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So... I'm looking for two words.
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Yeah, I'll take the money,
thank you, final answer.
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Final answer.
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OK, you are
leaving here with £64,000.
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Yeah.
Well done. Well done, Rosemary.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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And also...
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you got to spend
some time in a Travelodge
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between the two shows.
SCATTERED LAUGHTER
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Wonderful.
Who can complain about that?
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Can I just ask, though,
before you go, you would...
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reckon it was A Tale Of Two Cities
did you, or...
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I think I would've said
A Tale Of Two Cities
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if there wasn't so much
riding on it, yes.
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OK, if you'd have said
A Tale Of Two Cities,
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you'd now be leaving with £16,000.
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So I'm so glad I didn't.
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The correct answer is
The Woman In White.
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Ah!
So there we are.
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Who cares, though,
you've been a wonderful contestant,
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thank you very much...
Thank you.
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...for rescuing the day
last time out.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Rosemary Owen.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
That was brief!
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It was, but lovely meeting you,
Jeremy.
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Yes, you too, Rosemary.
Take care.
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Thank you.
Safe travels.
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OK.
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So now, we have six brand-new
contestants, let's meet them.
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They are...
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READS NAMES AND PLACES
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Good, good.
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Now, to see who gets to sit
in the chair,
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we're going to play
Fastest Finger First.
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No distraction
from the audience, please.
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Here comes the question.
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READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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OK, time's up, so let's see
the correct order first of all.
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You've got the Barents Sea
way up there at the top,
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then, the Mediterranean Sea,
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then, the Arabian Sea,
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and then, the Tasman Sea.
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OK, let's see how many people
got that right.
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Only two!
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And who was the fastest?
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It was Alasdair Brooks
in 4.38 seconds!
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APPLAUSE
Well done!
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Very best of luck, Alasdair.
Great, thank you very much.
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There is your seat.
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Right, so, you are Alasdair Brooks,
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charity chief executive
from Lichfield.
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Joined in the audience
by your wife, Zoe.
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Hi, Zoe.
Hello.
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You well?
Very well.
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Good, good. Nervous?
Of course.
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Nervous?
Yes. Yes.
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I'm not surprised.
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Well, let's dive in straight away,
shall we?
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Let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Good.
CLEARS THROAT
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Nice and simple to start with,
£100 question.
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READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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Hungry, final answer, Jeremy.
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And the right answer! £100.
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APPLAUSE
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This is your £200 question.
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READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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Mayday, final answer, Jeremy.
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And that's £200.
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APPLAUSE
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OK, £300 question.
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READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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Stitch, final answer, Jeremy.
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Yep, that's £300.
APPLAUSE
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Never had it myself,
never done any exercise.
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Right, this is your £500 question.
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READS QUESTION
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READS ANSWERS
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Harry Ramsden, final answer, Jeremy.
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£500 is yours.
APPLAUSE
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And this is your first
safety net question,
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this is for £1,000.
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READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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Only one of those
is in East Anglia,
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and that'd be C, Norwich,
final answer, Jeremy.
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And there you are, £1,000!
APPLAUSE
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And we're off!
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So, it's often said
that people can't really revise
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to be on Who Wants To Be
A Millionaire?,
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cos you'd have to learn
the whole internet.
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But you HAVE been revising
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by looking at all the million pound
questions, is that right?
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That's correct.
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But we have got to get you
to a million pounds first...
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There is that, yes.
...before this really crops up. Yes.
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OK, well,
let's see if we can manage that.
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Would you like
to set your safety net at £2,000?
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I think we can keep going.
Okey-doke, here's your question.
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READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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I don't actually watch
that much television of this type,
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but I believe Silent Witness
is a detective programme,
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so I will go with instinct
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and say forensic pathologist,
D, final answer, please.
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Well guessed, that is
the right answer, that's £2,000.
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APPLAUSE
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So, would you like
to set your safety net at £4,000?
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Four lifelines,
I think we can keep going. Yeah.
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I'm confident in you. Ha!
I think you'll be all right.
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Thank you.
This is your £4,000 question.
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READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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Well, if I didn't know,
it would be a good one to ask you...
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It would.
...but I believe I know,
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and will go with tyre pressure,
B, final answer, please.
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Absolutely right,
Pounds per square inch.
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APPLAUSE
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Pump it up till it bursts,
that's the usual solution.
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Right, would you like
to set your safety net at 8,000?
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I'll keep going, thank you, Jeremy.
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All right, here we go,
this is the question.
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READS QUESTION
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READS ANSWERS
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Er, process of elimination,
Moby Dick is a whale,
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Black Beauty is a horse,
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White Fang is, I think,
a wolf or a dog,
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so by the process of elimination,
Gentle Ben, final answer, please.
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Again, beautifully guessed,
that is the right answer.
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Well done.
APPLAUSE
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You actually said,
wolf or a dog, didn't you?
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It just come up here,
it's a wolfdog.
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Well, there you go.
So you actually got them both right.
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Okey-doke, now, safety net at 16?
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Four lifelines, I'll keep going.
All right, here's the question.
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READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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Hmm,
I am not confident at this one,
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and really wish that my wife
was a Phone A Friend option,
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because she has been known
to make sloe gin.
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I think I'll ask the audience, please.
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OK. Audience,
on your keypads, please,
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let's see if we can
help Alasdair here.
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If you think it's honeysuckle,
press A,
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if you think it's blackthorn,
it's B,
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holly is C, and elder is D
And if you'd all vote now, please.
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Well, there we are.
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58% have gone with blackthorn,
37 for elder.
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It's not quite as clear-cut
as I would've liked...
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SIGHS
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...but it is well over 50%,
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so I think I will go for blackthorn.
Final answer, please.
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And the right answer, well done.
Well done, audience.
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APPLAUSE
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Right, now,
we've gotta take a break,
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we'll be back in a few moments,
see you then.
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Welcome back to
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
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We're here with Alasdair...
He's on, er, where are you?
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£16,000,
three lifelines remaining.
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Erm, so, safety net at 32,000?
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I still have three lifelines left,
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I think I'll risk it,
I'll go one more.
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Okey-doke, this is your question.
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READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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I'm not confident, unfor...
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I believe Lennox Lewis has,
I believe Anthony Joshua has...
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SIGHS
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...I'm not sure
about Wladimir Klitschko.
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I have a gut instinct
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that Tyson Fury
has not competed in the Olympics.
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EXHALES SHARPLY
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I'll risk it,
I will say Tyson Fury, final answer.
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A lot of educated guessing
going on here.
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Working well,
that's the right answer,
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well done, you!
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APPLAUSE
Well done!
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Whoo!
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Erm,
we're seeing a broad knowledge here.
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What would be your hope...
of a subject to come up?
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Other than questions
I know the answer to?
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History...
So is there any area you...
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History and...
...feel comfortable?
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History and geography.
History and geography.
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Well travelled, aren't you?
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Reasonably well travelled, and
my background is an archaeologist,
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so history and geography,
I would be... like to see.
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Very happy with, OK, or archaeology.
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OK, well, let's keep going, then,
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hope that your specialist subjects
crop up.
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Now, then, would you like
to set your safety net at £64,000?
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You know,
when I was coming to this programme,
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I said to myself I'd really like
to reach 125 for the safety net.
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Now that I'm sitting in the chair,
I'm not so sure,
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so let's set the safety net
at 64,000, please, Jeremy.
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Different there, isn't it?
It is. Very, very different.
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OK, can we set the second
safety net, please, at £64,000?
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Good, that's locked in.
247
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,960
Now of course,
we have to get you there.
248
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This is the question.
249
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READS QUESTION
250
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READS OPTIONS
251
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,959
I don't need to guess this one.
Belize is in Central America,
252
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,959
it's the Caribbean Sea,
final answer, Jeremy.
253
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,959
Absolutely right,
254
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you've made it
to your second safety net.
255
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,160
Well done!
256
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I told you I had high hopes for you!
257
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So, this is for six-figure money,
258
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this is for £125,000.
259
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Here it comes.
260
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READS QUESTION
261
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,960
READS OPTIONS
262
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,959
I wish my father
had still been here to see this one,
263
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:47,999
but I happen to know this one.
264
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,159
It's the only planet where the moons
265
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are not named after
mythological characters,
266
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,960
I believe it's C, Shakespeare
characters, final answer.
267
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,959
I'd like to build some tension
in here with some...
268
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LAUGHTER
269
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,959
...some suggestion
that you might've got that wrong.
270
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,639
I'm struggling.
271
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,959
That's the right answer,
well done, you!
272
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This is amazing!
273
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,959
Yep, and of course,
you're absolutely right,
274
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,999
it's come up here now,
it has five major moons,
275
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Miranda, Ariel, Umbriel,
Titania and Oberon...
276
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,959
...so yeah,
Shakespeare characters.
277
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Crikey, Moses... I can
hardly believe I'm saying this,
278
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:40,960
but this question is
for quarter of a million pounds.
279
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What would you spend it on?
280
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Erm, I owe my wife
a lovely holiday to Jordan.
281
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,959
You're there, aren't you?
Let's be honest.
282
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,959
You're there,
flying the front of the plane,
283
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you can even sit on the pilot's knee
for that kind of money.
284
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:57,960
Right, here we go,
quarter-of-a-million pound question.
285
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READS QUESTION
286
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READS OPTIONS
287
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,319
Well, this is where
you DO get to build the tension,
288
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because I am not sure
about this one.
289
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But you DO have
three lifelines remaining.
290
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I do indeed.
It's a comfortable place to be.
291
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:38,959
So, let's go 50/50 first, please.
What are you hoping?
292
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,959
What I'm actually planning for
is to narrow it down to two
293
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if I then need to go to
Phone A Friend.
294
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,959
Oh, I see, OK, fine,
it's not like you're hoping...
295
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,159
I'm... No.
...I'm with you.
296
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,959
It's not like you think
it's definitely not that one. Hmm.
297
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,960
All right. Computer, could you
take away two wrong answers, please?
298
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Is that in any way helpful
before phoning a friend?
299
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,960
It's not.
300
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,959
SIGHS
301
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,959
Let's go for the archaeologist
and museum curator,
302
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,959
I will telephone Suzanna, please.
303
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,320
OK, can we call Suzanna, please?
304
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,159
First of all,
let's see if she's clever enough
305
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to answer the telephone,
which is always a start.
306
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'Hello?'
Hi, Suzanna?
307
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:25,959
'Yes.'
308
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:29,959
It's Jeremy Clarkson here from
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
309
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,959
'OK.'
310
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LAUGHTER
311
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,959
OK, to the point.
Very Suzanna. Yeah.
312
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We've got Alasdair here.
Now, he's doing really well,
313
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so no pressure on it,
314
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,959
but it's a quarter of
a million pound question, this.
315
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Right, Alasdair,
here's how it works, OK?
316
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In a moment,
I'm gonna hand it over to you.
317
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30 seconds,
tiny, tiny amount of time
318
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to read out
that very long question
319
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,959
and the two remaining answers,
320
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,959
giving Suzanna enough time
to have a think, OK?
321
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Your time starts now.
322
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READS QUESTION
323
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'Oh, God!
324
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,959
'Erm...
325
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:21,959
'I want to say The Laughing...
Laughing Cavalier,
326
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,960
'but I am not at all sure,
that would be a guess.'
327
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,959
Right, thank you, Suzanna.
328
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,960
'Good luck.'
Thank you.
329
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,959
BUZZER SOUNDS
330
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,319
Oh, dear, not much certainty there.
331
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,999
Nope.
Well, I have one lifeline left.
332
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,959
I'm not sure if oil paintings
is your specialty, Jeremy,
333
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,959
but I suspect
you have hidden depths,
334
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:48,959
so just in the off-chance
you know... I'm asking the host.
335
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,959
Okey-doke, here's what I think.
336
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,959
Absolutely no idea.
337
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:54,959
SCATTERED LAUGHTER
338
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:55,960
I'm the same as you on this one.
339
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,960
I like to think that The Laughing
Cavalier is making a gesture...
340
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,800
...and therefore, his hat is not on.
341
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,959
Honestly, there's nothing
coming into my head at all on this,
342
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,960
I'm afraid,
and that is my final answer.
343
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,639
All right, thank you. I have burned
through all of the lifelines.
344
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,959
When I came into the programme,
345
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:22,959
I said to myself
I wanted to make a six-figure sum.
346
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:27,160
I'm not prepared
to lose half of that, so...
347
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,639
...it's 50/50,
and I simply don't know.
348
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,960
It's 125,000, I will take the money,
final answer, Jeremy.
349
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,959
OK. Can't say I blame you,
I really can't,
350
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:47,959
because you are leaving here,
Alasdair Brooks, with £125,000.
351
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,959
Well done, you. Great play.
352
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
353
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,959
You're really going
to enjoy your holiday with that,
354
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,959
er, with that.
Can I just ask, though,
355
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,319
before you go,
356
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,959
what would you have said
357
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,959
had you decided
to go for the quarter of a million?
358
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,960
Let's see if Laughing Cavalier
was the answer.
359
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,959
If you'd have said that,
360
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,959
you'd now be going home
with £64,000,
361
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,959
so it's a good job you didn't.
362
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:18,959
It was The Blue Boy,
363
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,479
as is now obvious.
364
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,959
Doesn't matter,
that was a great run, it really was.
365
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,959
Ladies and gentlemen,
Alasdair Brooks.
366
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
367
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,959
Thank you.
Congratulations.
368
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:31,960
Thank you very much.
369
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,959
OK, five contestants left,
370
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,959
and once again, they're gonna play
Fastest Finger First.
371
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,999
Everyone nice and quiet
in the audience, please,
372
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,960
because here comes the question.
373
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,960
READS QUESTION
374
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:04,480
READS OPTIONS
375
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,959
OK, time's up, so let's see
the correct order, shall we?
376
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,799
There's Watt at the bottom,
377
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:21,959
then, Kilowatt,
378
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,799
then, Megawatt
379
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,959
and then, Gigawatt.
380
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,960
Right, so, now let's see
how many people got that right.
381
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:36,959
Only one,
Milan Pathak in 3.23 seconds.
382
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:40,999
Well done, Milan. Well done.
Thanks very much, nice to meet you.
383
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,999
Yes, you too.
Thank you. Congratulations.
384
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,319
Thank you very much.
There's your chair.
385
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,959
APPLAUSE
386
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,959
So, you are Milan Pathak,
387
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:53,959
banking and finance consultant
from West Hampstead.
388
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,999
Joined in the audience
by your mum, Panna.
389
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,959
Hello, Jeremy.
Hello, Panna.
390
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,959
Er, OK,
you know the rules, don't you?
391
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,959
I do. Let's dive in
straight away, shall we?
392
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,959
Let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
393
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,959
APPLAUSE
394
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,960
Okey-dokey, £100 question.
395
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,959
READS QUESTION
396
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:23,959
READS OPTIONS
397
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,959
That would be a fry-up,
B, final answer.
398
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,959
And the right answer, £100.
399
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,319
APPLAUSE
400
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,960
This is for £200.
401
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,960
READS QUESTION
402
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:44,959
READS OPTIONS
403
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,999
Er, that would be
B, bark, final answer.
404
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,959
Yep, £200.
405
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,959
APPLAUSE
406
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:53,960
This is for £300.
407
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,960
READS QUESTION
408
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,960
READS OPTIONS
409
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:13,959
That would be as fit as a fiddle,
so that'll be C, final answer.
410
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,959
It is indeed.
Yep, that's 300 quid.
411
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,959
APPLAUSE
412
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,960
Now, this is for £500.
413
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,960
READS QUESTION
414
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,960
READS OPTIONS
415
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:41,799
I believe that's a green card,
C, final answer.
416
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,959
Yep, there you go, £500.
APPLAUSE
417
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:48,479
And this is where everything
starts to get properly interesting.
418
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,960
This is your £1,000
safety net question. Let's do it.
419
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,960
READS QUESTION
420
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:03,960
READS OPTIONS
421
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,959
I understand
it's The Great Wall Of China,
422
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,959
so let's go with D, final answer.
423
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,959
And that's the right answer.
424
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:13,999
There you go, £1,000.
Thank you.
425
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,480
You're not going home
with any less than that.
426
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:19,959
I think that sets a record
427
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,959
for the easiest £1,000 question
we've ever had.
428
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,959
I'm grateful.
Yeah. Let's hope it carries on.
429
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,959
Now, though,
we have to take a short break,
430
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,959
we'll see you in a few moments.
See you then.
431
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,960
APPLAUSE
432
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,959
Welcome back to
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
433
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,799
We're here with Milan, he's...
er, where are you? £1,000.
434
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,959
All the lifelines remaining,
of course.
435
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,959
Would you like
to set your safety net at £2,000?
436
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,959
With all the lifelines intact,
I think we'll push on.
437
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:03,480
No, thank you.
Righty-ho, this is the question.
438
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,320
READS QUESTION
439
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,960
READS OPTIONS
440
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,799
I've never ridden a motorcycle,
441
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,959
don't have anything
close to a licence,
442
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,999
but for some reason,
I love 'em so much,
443
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,959
I don't know what it is,
they just...
444
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,959
from movies, things like that.
445
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,959
But I probably didn't need to love
'em to know it was Harley-Davidson,
446
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:31,959
C, final answer.
447
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,959
And the right answer, well done,
that's good.
448
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,960
APPLAUSE
449
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,959
What are your areas of expertise
apart from banking?
450
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:42,959
What do you hope comes up?
451
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,319
Er... I think when it comes
to quiz stuff,
452
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:49,639
I tend to like things around movies
and TV shows and things like that.
453
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,959
Movies and TV shows.
454
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,159
Please no musicals,
I know nothing about them.
455
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,959
I'm half decent at history,
456
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,799
half decent -
depends how far back you go.
457
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,959
So quite broad, then?
Yeah, I'd say... But not musicals.
458
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:05,479
Master of none, probably, though.
Well, let's find out, shall we?
459
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,959
Yeah, indeed. Let's find out
as we progress up the ladder.
460
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,959
Would you like to set
your safety net at £4,000?
461
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,960
No, thank you, Jeremy.
All right, here's the question.
462
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,960
READS QUESTION
463
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:28,320
READS OPTIONS
464
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,480
Er... pretty sure it's not...
465
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,960
...paint or play music.
466
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:45,960
I think I'm having a bit of a memory
gap here as to whether it's B or D.
467
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,960
Might be a bit early
for this one, but...
468
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,959
...let's do a 50/50.
469
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,800
Okey-doke. Computer, could you take
away two wrong answers, please?
470
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,960
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go with...
471
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,960
...read, final answer.
472
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,999
Bit of a guess?
Yeah.
473
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,959
It worked, though,
that's the right answer, well done.
474
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,160
APPLAUSE
475
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,799
Excellent!
476
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,960
Erm, so, would you like
to set your safety net at 8,000?
477
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,159
I'll say no, I think we've got
a few lifelines left,
478
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,959
so we can take a punt.
479
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,960
Okey-doke, this is your question.
480
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,960
READS QUESTION
481
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,960
READS OPTIONS
482
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,959
Pretty confident about this one.
483
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,999
I recall the 100 metres, recall
the 200 metres, I vaguely recall...
484
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,959
I'm pretty sure he's, like, the...
I think they call it...
485
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:56,959
is it the anchor, or the...
486
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,959
essentially, the last one,
I think, in the 100-metre relay.
487
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:04,479
The four X 100... Yeah, I don't
recall him running the 400 metres,
488
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,960
so let's go with C.
400 metres, final answer.
489
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,959
That's the right answer.
Well done, you.
490
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,960
APPLAUSE
Well done.
491
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,959
OK.
492
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,479
If you won a lot, what would
you spend it on, do you think?
493
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:22,959
If I won...
494
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,959
I mean, I'm targeting day two,
that'd be nice.
495
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,319
Kitchen, bathroom, I got...
I know it's a bit dull.
496
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,959
It's not called
'Who Wants A New Kitchen?' Yeah.
497
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:36,959
It is to me, Jeremy. Yeah, I'd like
to modernise the place, basically.
498
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,959
Let's see if we can buy you
a nice kitchen.
499
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,960
Right, safety net at 16,000?
500
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,960
No, I think I'm gonna push on.
Okey-doke, this is your question.
501
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,960
READS QUESTION
502
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:03,320
READS OPTIONS
503
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,959
I've never read it,
or them, I should say,
504
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,319
but I was a huge fan
of the TV series.
505
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:17,960
As a result, I am aware
that it is A Song Of Ice And Fire.
506
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:20,960
A, final answer.
507
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,959
And the right answer.
508
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,159
APPLAUSE
Well done.
509
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,999
Nice to meet a fellow fan.
Oh, yeah?
510
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,959
Loved that. It was... A friend
of mine who's a television reviewer
511
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,959
said, "Not just the best series
you've ever seen..." Yeah.
512
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,959
"..the best YOU will ever see."
It is just amazingly good.
513
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,959
OK, would you like to set your
safety net at the traditional spot,
514
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,959
32,000, or push on a bit?
515
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:49,639
I came here to get that, so I'd like
to set my safety net at 32k.
516
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,959
I think that'll be
the right thing to do.
517
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:55,799
And if I get any luckier
than that... fantastic. OK.
518
00:31:55,800 --> 00:32:00,960
Can we set the second safety net,
please, at £32,000?
519
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,319
Right, now we've gotta get you
there, of course. Yes, please.
520
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,000
This is the question.
521
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,960
READS QUESTION
522
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,960
READS OPTIONS
523
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,800
I don't think I know this one.
I don't think I could even guess.
524
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,959
I think this is one the audience
can probably manage,
525
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,959
so let's go with
Ask The Audience, please.
526
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,959
You might "probably manage"!
LAUGHTER
527
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,959
Let's find out, shall we?
Incentive.
528
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,959
OK, fingers on your keypads, please.
529
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,959
If you think it's halibut, press A,
turbot's B,
530
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:44,960
brill is C and hake is D.
And if you'd all vote now, please.
531
00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:03,000
Hmm, right. Hake's got 41%,
brill 28, halibut 21...
532
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,320
...turbot ten, so it's not as
clear-cut as you'd hope, is it?
533
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:09,959
Let's just do it.
534
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:16,960
We'll go with the audience,
trust them. D, hake, final answer.
535
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,959
Ballsy.
536
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:20,959
And well done, the right answer.
537
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:21,999
Well done, audience.
538
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,959
Thank you.
Well, half of you.
539
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,639
APPLAUSE
540
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,800
Whoo! That was...
541
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,959
Well, that's good, because now,
you're at your safety net...
542
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:36,959
Yes. Very happy. ..which means
you have a free shot at £64,000.
543
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,959
Shall we see the question?
Yes, please.
544
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,000
Here we go.
545
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,960
READS QUESTION
546
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,960
READS OPTIONS
547
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,959
Not sure. Not sure at all.
548
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,960
So...
we'll use another lifeline here.
549
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,640
I actually...
would like to ask you, Jeremy.
550
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,959
OK, here's what I think.
I'm with you on this.
551
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:15,959
William I was William the Conqueror,
wasn't it? Yes.
552
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,959
I don't think he was
particularly merry. I would say...
553
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,959
He was French, wasn't he?
So there's...
554
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:21,959
LAUGHTER
555
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,959
...the first problem.
556
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,959
John was Mr Magna Carter, I don't
recall him being particularly cheery
557
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:30,959
about his Magna Carter...
He's 1215, no. Agreed.
558
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,960
Charles II...
559
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:34,960
...he...
560
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:37,959
...how can you be happy
561
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,960
when you've seen your dad's head
rolling down Whitehall?
562
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,959
Oh!
563
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,000
Which leaves us with Edward VI,
about which I know...
564
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,959
...nothing.
LAUGHTER
565
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,959
Does it mean "merry" as in like...
Yeah, th... this is...
566
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,959
I am, sort of, torn on that, I...
...or, like...
567
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,959
...I guess they could mean the same
thing if you're a king, to be fair.
568
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,959
It could be like that AND like that.
Indeed.
569
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,959
OK, look, I've given you
all I can give, I'm afraid,
570
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,639
and that's my final answer.
OK, thank you.
571
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:11,959
It's a pretty... pretty solid
overview from you, to be fair.
572
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:12,960
Erm...
573
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:19,959
...you know what, I'm actually
gonna... I'm gonna phone a friend.
574
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:23,000
I'm not sure how hot he is
on English monarchs, but...
575
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,959
...best I've got, certainly better
the chance than me answering it. OK.
576
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,959
And it's Az, Azar.
577
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,960
OK, let's call Azar, please.
578
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,959
PHONE RINGING
And he's just a friend, is he?
579
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,959
Very good close friend
from school, yeah.
580
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,959
AZAR: 'Hello?'
Hi, Azar.
581
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,959
'Hi, Jeremy.'
Hi there, how are you?
582
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,959
'I'm doing all right, thank you.
How are you?' Very well.
583
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,959
Now, ah-hem, well, we've got...
584
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,959
we've got Milan here,
as I'm sure you know. 'Yeah.'
585
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:57,479
He's on £32,000,
and the truth of the matter is
586
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:01,959
he just doesn't trust me,
so he needs your help.
587
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:02,959
Here's how it works, Milan,
in a moment,
588
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,959
I'm gonna hand it over to you.
589
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:09,479
30 seconds to read out that question
with the four possible answers,
590
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,959
leaving Azar enough time
to have a think, OK?
591
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,959
Ready?
Yes. Your time starts now.
592
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,960
READS QUESTION
593
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,960
READS OPTIONS
594
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,959
'Oh, oh, I...
595
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,159
'I couldn't point you in a direction
on that one, I'm afraid.'
596
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,799
Well, if it helps,
Jeremy thinks it might be Edward VI,
597
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,999
does that ring any bells?
598
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,159
'I... I wouldn't wanna point,
I couldn't...
599
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,959
'I couldn't do it
with any certainty.'
600
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,160
No bother, pal, thank you.
601
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,959
Well, I've got no reason
to pick one of my own volition,
602
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,959
but based on your deduction
sounds reasonable enough,
603
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,639
especially with no money
on the line,
604
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,959
to go with Edward VI,
so let's do it.
605
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,959
B, Edward VI, final answer.
606
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,999
Classic banker, this, isn't it?
You're betting with my... Yeah.
607
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,960
OK, computer, could you reveal
the correct answer, please?
608
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,959
Ooh!
609
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,959
I've cost you nothing,
which is annoying.
610
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,959
I'd like to have cost
a banker something. Sorry (!)
611
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:19,959
CHUCKLING
612
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:20,959
Charles II
613
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,959
obviously was cheery
about his dad being beheaded.
614
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,959
No doubt, yeah, clearly.
So there we are.
615
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,479
Well, I'm sorry about that, erm...
616
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,959
No problem at all.
...it's the first time I've given...
617
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,959
Well, I didn't really
give an answer, but...
618
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,159
No. ..a wrong steer.
It doesn't really matter,
619
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,959
cos you ARE leaving here with
a colossal £32,000 worth of kitchen.
620
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,959
Thank you!
APPLAUSE
621
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,159
Ladies and gentlemen, Milan Pathak.
622
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,959
Thank you, Jeremy.
It's been lovely meeting you.
623
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,319
Well done, mate.
Thank you, you too.
624
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,960
Thank you.
No, thank you. Absolutely.
625
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,959
OK, it's time to take a break.
626
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:57,959
Join us in a few moments
627
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,959
for the final part of tonight's
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
628
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,960
APPLAUSE
629
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,959
Welcome back to
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
630
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:21,319
We've got four contestants left,
631
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,319
and once again, they're gonna play
Fastest Finger First.
632
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,960
Nice and quiet, please, in the
audience, here comes the question.
633
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:33,800
READS QUESTION
634
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:44,640
READS OPTIONS
635
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,959
OK, time's up,
so let's see the correct order.
636
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,959
First of all, we've got the reaper
way up there at the top,
637
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,959
then, the Scotch bonnet,
638
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:03,959
then, the jalapeno,
639
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,959
and then, the bell pepper.
640
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,800
So now, let's see
how many people got that right.
641
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:15,959
Only the one,
Aisling Carolan in 3.58 seconds.
642
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:16,959
Well done, you!
643
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,959
APPLAUSE
644
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:20,959
Congratulations.
645
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,959
Thank you.
Speedy fingers.
646
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,959
And you've emptied out
that side of the studio
647
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,959
of contestants completely.
648
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,319
I like my food, so...
THEY CHUCKLE
649
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,959
Like your chillies.
Yeah.
650
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:37,959
Right, Aisling Carolan,
digital client service analyst. Yep.
651
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:38,959
From Edinburgh.
Mm-hm.
652
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,959
Joined in the audience
by your partner, Chris. Yep.
653
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,959
Hello. Greetings, Chris.
Hello.
654
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,959
OK, you know the rules, of course?
Yep. Right, good.
655
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,959
So, let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
656
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,960
APPLAUSE
657
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,000
This is for £100.
658
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:02,800
READS QUESTION
659
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,960
READS OPTIONS
660
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,959
That's crude oil, final answer.
The right answer, £100.
661
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,159
APPLAUSE
662
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,960
OK, this is for £200.
663
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,960
READS QUESTION
664
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,640
READS OPTIONS
665
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,959
A pub, final answer.
SHE CHUCKLES
666
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,159
That's the right answer, £200.
667
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,959
APPLAUSE
668
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,960
This is for £300.
669
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:47,960
READS QUESTION
670
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,960
READS OPTIONS
671
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,959
I'd love to see
a star-shaped Venn diagram,
672
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,959
but it's circles, final answer.
673
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,959
Absolutely right, £300.
674
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,959
APPLAUSE
675
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,320
OK, £500 question.
676
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,960
READS QUESTION
677
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,960
READS OPTIONS
678
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,959
Independent, final answer.
679
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,959
That's £500.
680
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,959
APPLAUSE
681
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,960
And here we go, this is
your safety net £1,000 question.
682
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,960
READS QUESTION
683
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,960
READS OPTIONS
684
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:53,959
I'm going to go Los Angeles,
cos Hollywood, final answer.
685
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,639
And the right answer! £1,000.
686
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:57,959
Well done!
687
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,960
APPLAUSE
688
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:07,959
OK, would you like to set your
safety net at £2,000? No, thank you.
689
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,960
Righty-ho, this is the question.
690
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,960
READS QUESTION
691
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,960
READS OPTIONS
692
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,959
Cor, my sister
used to play the drums as well,
693
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:27,960
I really should know this.
694
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,959
Could I ask the audience, please?
Course you can.
695
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,000
Thank you.
Audience, on your keypads, please.
696
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,960
REPEATS QUESTION
697
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,960
And if you'd all vote now, please.
698
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,959
Well, there we are,
Hi-hat's got 70%.
699
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:02,959
17 for snare and not much at all
for floor tom or high tom.
700
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,959
Yeah, that makes sense.
701
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,960
OK, I'll go with the audience.
I'll go hi-hat, final answer.
702
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,959
And the right answer.
Well done, audience.
703
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,960
APPLAUSE
Well done, Aisling. Great!
704
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,959
This is for £4,000,
705
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,799
but first of all, I guess,
we'll have to ask,
706
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,959
do you wanna set your safety net?
No, thank you.
707
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,960
Righty-ho, here's the question.
708
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,960
READS QUESTION
709
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,960
READS OPTIONS
710
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,960
I think Kirstie and Phil is, erm...
711
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,959
No, I can't remember
the name of it now, so...
712
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,959
The one where they go
to different...
713
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,959
So Kirstie and Phil's something.
Yeah.
714
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,959
It's largely what
they're asking here.
715
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,960
Well, I don't think it's that. Um...
716
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,959
Could I ask you, please?
717
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,959
You can indeed,
and here's what I think.
718
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,959
Now, this is the industry
in which I work,
719
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:13,959
and all I really know for sure...
is it's not Kevin McCloud...
720
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,479
Oh, OK.
...cos he's Grand Designs.
721
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:17,959
Yeah, and I think Kirstie and Phil
722
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:20,959
is where they try
help them buy a property.
723
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:21,959
Aren't they those...
724
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,959
But isn't Sarah Beeny
always doing things up?
725
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,959
To be honest,
I've never heard of George Clarke.
726
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,959
I just, er...
727
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,960
I dunno,
I never really watch much TV, so...
728
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,160
I'm gonna say it's definitely
not Kevin McCloud, so...
729
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,160
...go for 50/50,
and that's my final answer.
730
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:42,959
OK.
731
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:47,960
So you don't think Kevin McCloud...
I don't think Kirstie and Phil.
732
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,959
Yeah, I'll do... I'll go with
what you say, I'll do 50/50.
733
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,960
OK, computer, could you take away
two wrong answers, please?
734
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:01,640
Oh, now, you see...
735
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:06,959
Vindictive computer today.
Yeah.
736
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:10,959
I'm gonna say 'em out loud
and see what they sound like,
737
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:11,959
CHUCKLES
738
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,959
"Sarah Beeny's Amazing Spaces."
739
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,000
"George Clarke's Amazing Spaces."
740
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,960
I'll just go Sarah Beeny's for...
741
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,960
...and we'll see, final answer.
742
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,639
It's probably wrong.
Shall we find out?
743
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,960
Computer, can you reveal
the correct answer, please?
744
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,959
I just didn't know.
745
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,799
Oh, I AM sorry, and that is...
Oh, it's OK. ..that is awful.
746
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:45,959
But look, you are leaving here
with £1,000, so that's not too bad.
747
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,959
Ladies and gentlemen,
Aisling Carolan.
748
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,959
Ahh! It is what it is.
749
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,959
Could buy a sandwich
on the train home. Oh!
750
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:54,960
Thank you.
751
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,959
Oh, dear, I'm afraid that's
all we've got time for tonight.
752
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,959
We will be back, though, next time,
with six brand new contestants,
753
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,959
all hoping to become millionaires.
Good night.
754
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,479
APPLAUSE
755
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,640
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