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What's that?

Champagne. It's rich. Champagne. That's what I'll take. I'll taste champagne. It

comes with everything.

How does he know?

Hey, listen.

Oh, aren't they gorgeous? Look at them. Hey, girls.

Girl, right here. Just two minutes ago, you must have scared him away. Say about

it. Trust me. See, I'm standing right here. Hey, girl. How many one you like?

doesn't make any difference. There's plenty to go around.

Isn't that nice? I'll introduce you. Don't worry.

Mark your name, all right?

All right.

All right.

My feet hurt.

Your feet hurt? Now, is that too bad? If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't be here

in the first place. But these three beautiful girls called me. You saw it

already. It was a mirage. What mirage? I can't believe it.

Like paradise.

Paradise.

Yeah, here, paradise. All you want.

How do you think I got to carry you? You're younger and stronger than I am.

I should have let you back to where I found you. You wouldn't leave me, would

you? Oh, yeah? Think of the possibilities. You think that we're not

you.

Think it could be over that one.

Well, I'm looking for a truck, huh?

You think?

I think we've been going around in circles.

If we don't find it soon, we could die out here.

Wonderful.

That's a cheerful thought.

Have you any others?

We'd better move.

Come on.

Hey, attendant, come on, fill her up. I'm in a hurry. Hey, come on, get a move

on. Oh, yeah, honey.

Hey, you, come on, shake a leg, huh?

Hold your pants on, sonny. Now, fill the truck up. I was here first. Yes, sir.

Take care of her right away.

For Pete's sake, you should take your time about it. Come on, fill her up. I'm

in a hurry.

Yes, sir.

Hey, what do you think you're doing? I was here first. I told you to fill it

I let that drive, didn't I? Take care of it right after this car, sir. Oh, you

will? Yes, sir. You take care of it now.

Yes, sir. That's just what I was fixing to do, sir.

Hey, what about me? I'll take care of you right after this. I'm not

You can't do that. Fill up my tank. I'm sorry, but he was first. I'm not

interested. Hey.

Shut up.

Young lady, I hate to bother you. This is the men's

Are you going as far as Marseille?

Would you mind giving me a lift?

I can be very cup of that.

You said today was your birthday. That's what you woke me up for.

I bought you a little present. Thought you might want to see it.

I know what you're giving it. One of those little kiddie cars to pedal around

in? Or a rubber duck?

Happy birthday, Doc.

Let me... Time

to unwrap your kiss and see what... I don't hear any complaints,

sweetheart. You lost your tongue?

you see do

for one hour. Oh, Jojo.

I can think of a more pleasant way to spend a day.

Right, not my type.

How's your daughter?

Ah, she's wonderful.

Just wonderful. Spit an image of her mother. And pure as a driven snow.

And cheers.

Cheers.

Strzok hasn't been seen for about a year because it's either stolen or he hid it

someplace because he is not coming home.

Well, we'll see who's right, you or me.

My dear, my dear, it's time you took another.

That was some good food, huh?

What about all the birthday presents you can handle for one day?

Well, we're home. Good old fucks, huh?

Joe, cut it out.

You want to play with something?

Here, play with this.

Hands off me. I'm sorry. I didn't know what I was doing. It won't happen again,

though. I promise.

Hey, that's Pamela. No, no. All right, knock that off.

Pamela happens to be reserved for me. Oh, really?

What's so special about you? In fact, what's so special about any of you?

Look at you. You look like a bunch of sloppy dogs in heat.

All right, who was it?

Mm -hmm.

I want to know who it was.

I want to know who it was now.

All right, so that's how it is.

Then take...

carrying a white flag, so don't throw anything.

Don't worry. Was it you?

No, no. It was Jojo's idea. He thought of it first.

What do you say?

He doesn't mean I threw anything. What he means is that I have a proposition to

put to you.

Really, Jojo? Just what is this proposition you have for me? Or is there

something wrong with my cooking? No, no. Your cooking's delicious.

Then why are you using the shrimp here to pave the way? Shrimp? I resist that

remark. Jojo isn't the only one. I was also thinking that... You shut up, Jean.

You're probably the one who threw that thing at me. Me?

We think it's about time you choose a new man, Pamela. Who's it going to be?

My man is Eugene.

He will return.

Why don't you face it, Pamela? He won't return.

Pamela, you have to choose. It's one of our rules, like it or not.

I have to choose.

It's a rule, huh?

Choose what?

A man!

Thank you. I don't need a man. I've got mine.

And he's all the man I want. I don't care how long he's away. I intend to

And when he comes, I'll be here to make him happy.

I think that closes the subject, all right?

Please, huh?

How come nobody's heard a single word from him in all this time? He's dead,

that's why.

Oh, no, he isn't. That'd be hard on the little girl, wouldn't it? And when Gene

returns, I will certainly tell him what you intended doing, and knowing you,

Gene, he will throw you out of this place forever.

He's been gone around a year, and we just sit around here and wait and wait,

for what?

He isn't going to return.

No, is that so?

Well, you think you're wrong.

Why not choose me? I was his best friend.

You are, huh?

And you want his girl. What kind of a friend is that?

My poor Gene.

Right now, at this very second, he could be wandering around in the middle of

the desert.

Thinking of us.

At home.

He calls us and we...

the sun hot, and nothing to drink.

Poor Eugene.

And his friends standing here, betraying him.

Ah, my beautiful dolphin. How do you feel now?

I feel well enough, I guess.

Are you ready to make more love?

It is necessary.

In order to get to know each other, we must make much love. Yeah, but I've got

to rest. I'm tired.

Tired?

Yes, dear Calypso.

That's what I said. I'm tired.

After Nicklock, after Nicklock, getting to know...

content with her?

Content? Oh, yeah. Is she behaving like a good slave to you?

She is one of the greatest slaves ever. She is paradise.

Are you okay, honey?

Oh, thank Calypso for me.

And the prize is me.

Will you quit that, please? You're getting me horny.

All right, T .J.'s eliminated.

You've got to admit, it's pretty cold in here, and I didn't have much chance to

warm up. You've been eliminated, my dear.

Charlotte will help you get warm again, okay?

Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

All right, girls, as you were.

Oh, my feelings and questions. Why, how interesting.

No, please, not in that position.

Don't. It's a birthday gift, huh?

Are you sure?

You're eliminated, Jean.

Don't cry, Jean.

You control the luck better than Jack.

No, it ain't.

I've been tricked.

Jack is eliminated.

I struck out?

Yep. Unless everybody strikes out, then we try another game.

Well, I'll be ding -a -ling soon.

Hey, watch it.

Hey, Lionel, what are you... No, I just said, uh... Well,

with all the sector on this place, I'm getting so horny, I'll stick anything.

You're cheating, aren't you?

You're eliminated.

Oh, well now, there's only one man left in the competition.

Let it go, girl. Turn it on.

Give it everything you've got.

for me supposed to be neutral.

Just wondering if you can handle it. I'll show you right now.

You really...

want is yours to ask.

Don't be afraid. Go ahead and ask.

You can have anything you want.

I only want one thing.

Pamela, always I hear you saying her name.

Is she the only thing you want?

Do you remember when I found you in the desert?

That's all you did was call her name out.

That's how much I wanted, I guess.

Never. Never will I let you go.

You know that isn't true, so why say it? Why hurt yourself?

It's you who are hurting me.

I never hurt you.

And what is it you want me to do? Stay here and make love to you like a machine

while my heart is bursting for another?

If you must go, well then go.

Yeah.

I'm not like other men. I'm different. That's why we got along.

I'll never forget you, Clemson.

Are you truly contented with me? Boy, honey, I'm so contented with you that

Gabriel himself... I don't want to talk to you. All right, excuse me, honey.

I shall be gone but a moment, my love. Come on, let's go, Jeff. All right, I'm

coming, I'm coming. It's all about him.

I want to talk to you in private.

We're going, Jeff.

What do you mean, we're going? You're crazy. Don't argue with me. We're going.

Don't argue. But why in the world do you want to leave here in the first place?

This is paradise.

Because I want to go home, that's why.

What the hell have you got there that you haven't got here and got double? I

tell you, it's paradise.

And wait on me. I'll feed you. I'll give you the greatest massages.

All you have to do is make love, which is certainly not add up with making

I feel like I'm a prized stud. He's mad.

Don't be rash. Think about it. Please tell me you think about it, all right?

Look, I'm going whether you're going or not.

I want to see Pamela. I want to see my friends.

You like it? You can have the whole shebang. As far as I'm concerned, my

you can spend the rest of your life here.

It must have been your son. No, that's not it. Tell me, what is it? Huh?

You been out in the sun so long? Is that it?

Why don't you take my place with Calypso for a while and see how you like it?

Yeah. Make love to her day and night, especially the hours in between.

And after each meal, too.

Then let me hear what you think, wise guy.

reconsidering, huh?

No.

Hey! Hey, Eugene!

What is it? Come here. Take a look. We got company.

Take this ring it will protect you in the desert

Big, wonderful mirage.

Go, Eugene.

And may the winds of the desert take you to your Pamela.

You've got to be the biggest schmuck in the face of the earth.

How could you leave her? I never understand you, but live to be a

And I'm a bigger schmuck for following you.

So why didn't you stay? You didn't have to come with me.

Nobody twisted your arm.

Let it rest now.

Okay, we'll let it rest.

But what a deal.

Hey, how about some beer?

Oh, yeah.

You want a cigar?

Beautiful. Yeah, beautiful. Sure.

Right now it seems beautiful. Just wait 12, 15, 20 years and you'll be racking

your brains trying to think of a way to get out of there.

12, 15, 20 years? Who's thinking about that?

I couldn't have stayed there another day.

Thinking about Pamela and all our friends. Probably worried to death about

Come on.

You want it?

So sad.

touching my ass. Me? I wouldn't touch your ass.

I'm telling you, cut it out. Are you crazy?

I told you to cut it out.

You looking for

more bruises?

Hey, what's the matter with you? You losing your mind?

You playing with my ass again. I told you not to.

Hey, what's this ass thing? You going queer or this? Queer. You call me a

Yeah.

Just because you're queer doesn't mean... Queer!

with your friends.

Woo!

Thank you for stopping us.

We're not really sure.

It just quit on us.

We had a rock in the road about a mile back. Oh, well, you probably cracked the

block. We'll tow you in. No trouble.

What do you want?

Very neat.

My congratulations.

All right, all right.

That's the way. Be smart, you won't be hurt.

All we want is a... merchandise you got in your truck.

Oh, and of course the truck as well.

Get over there. Buy your friend.

Stay cool, Jeff.

Shut up and stand over there. Watch it.

Hey, okay. Take it easy.

We don't want to die for a load of refrigerators.

Besides, I'm insured. You got the right attitude. You'll get no trouble from me.

Very good. Now give me the manifest.

Give him the manifest, Jeff.

It's good, but you've got to help us make her see the light.

next game.

You see, Pamela, we have this idea for a new contest.

Yes. Well, be quiet and I will explain it to you. The guy who wins it, wins

Pamela. And all he has to do to win is, is merely satisfy all us girls.

First, and then Ellie and Charlotte.

I came here to make love.

It's over quiet in there.

One girl down and one to go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my.

What a thrilling voice he has. Now, that's what I call the sound of a real

human.

I'm finished.

Come on.

Well,

don't just stand.

You've got us both so excited already.

Well, Ujiji, I want you. Come to me. Come to me.

Hurry, dear, hurry.

You have the body and look of a god.

And so it follows that you must have the energy of the gods. Don't be right.

Use your energy.

Use it.

Have you got any suggestions, Pamela? No, I'm fresh out. But my partners might

have a suggestion. What do you think, girls?

I think the boys are right. But what to do about it, that I don't know. You see,

I suggest we have another contest.

And if we did, you'd lose.

Now, if you know that, you are totally exhausted when you crawl out of there.

You're right.

I'm only human, I guess.

And at night, I can't sleep.

No, wait.

Don't listen to Sand.

I want him.

Only him.

We do understand.

He isn't going to return, though.

So which of us will it be?

That's just what I need, a drink.

Do you, too?

Don't. Before you eat it, you'll pay.

Now dig down in your pocket.

You see, I was hungry and I saw it sitting right there and I started to

you know.

Just a minute.

Fresh enough?

Yes. Would you like something else?

No. Anything at all? That's very kind of you, but you've done quite enough

already. You just stay right there.

What are you doing? I'm kissing your warm, wonderful, delightful, delicious

hands as I'm doing. That's what I thought you were doing. The baby's

Only once in a lifetime does God make hands such as I hold in my hand.

Made for caressing heads.

You're the dominating type of man I can tell. The very first moment we met, I

knew it. I could tell.

Come on, get lost.

I'll make you wait. Thank

you.

Thank you.

Don't worry.

He won't bother us anymore.

We can make love now as much as we like.

Look, why don't we talk it over a little bit, huh? You know me anyway.

Anyway you want.

Your wish is my command.

But first, take me in your arms. Let me feel your strength run its course

through my body.

Oh,

yes, my love. And let the sparks fly where they may.

I don't blame you.

So you're finally beginning to understand.

Okay. Well, it was fun.

Want a cigarette?

Yeah. Okay.

We're almost to the border.

It's a two -hour difference. Would you mind setting my watch ahead?

Well, that means we've covered more than 3 ,000 miles.

Well, you know, you've been most incredible.

Exactly the same. It was fantastic.

Oh, that's true.

At least it didn't seem worse than the others.

Mike, dear, couldn't you force yourself to do a little better?

Well, we have to give him a chance, don't we? Sure.

Now whose phone was it? Yours, Lionel? Me. Oh, come on.

Oh, no. Jack did it. Me?

Jojo. Don't listen to him. He did it. I did not. Then who did it? I think I

know. Here we go.

Meanwhile, Jack's in his chair. His second's working over him. And here he

back into the ring, moving around. JoJo gets next.

Swings and misses.

Strike one. He swings again. Strike two. He swings again. Strike three. He can't

see the tag of the post.

But he keeps right on trying. Jack is showing some amazing footwork here

Bowing and beating like a professional here.

He gets set for a right. He takes a left on the nose and back in the chair he

goes. His second's immediately busy, frantically busting over him.

Jack hears the bell. He's up on his feet.

Charging out into the center of the ring. Takes a straight left on the nose

comes right back to his corner. His second's working over him.

JoJo dancing around, feeling mighty good here today. Ready for the next round,

and here it is.

Round four.

Jack's up on his feet like a rocket. Takes a left on the jaw and another

He takes another left on another and...

Besides, I don't want to come in here with you.

Here, JoJo, higher.

Too much interference.

Thanks. We'd better hit the road. Sorry you couldn't get through. No, thank you.

Yeah, sure.

There's someone there.

No one. No. But he wasn't.

the strength of a lion.