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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:21,459 --> 00:02:22,459 Thank you. 2 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:50,280 I know she could have seen me by now. 3 00:07:43,690 --> 00:07:45,790 A lady is fucking right. 4 00:07:48,670 --> 00:07:53,350 That one, two razor blades in her ass and her booty. 5 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:49,080 Girl, is that you? 6 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,180 I want to show you something, honey. 7 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:58,120 Do you like that? 8 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,480 Hard to be blind as ladies a freak. 9 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:03,960 I'll be damned. 10 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,300 I don't know. 11 00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:43,940 Bill, 12 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:45,880 is that you? 13 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,780 Oh, honey. Why don't you come over here? 14 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:50,480 Oh, Bill. 15 00:09:50,780 --> 00:09:52,240 Who the fuck is Bill? 16 00:09:56,020 --> 00:09:57,020 Hi, honey. 17 00:09:57,580 --> 00:09:58,580 Mm -hmm. 18 00:09:58,760 --> 00:09:59,960 Do you like it? 19 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:02,040 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 20 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,040 Oh, that feels nice. 21 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:07,200 Oh, why don't you give me a nice car park? 22 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:18,940 Did you have a nice day at work today, honey? 23 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,820 Mm -hmm, mm -hmm. 24 00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:23,980 Sometimes I worry about you. 25 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,360 It's tough being the wife of a cop. 26 00:11:02,810 --> 00:11:07,690 It feels bigger than usual, but I feel great. 27 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:14,420 You've been taking your vitamins, Bill? 28 00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:15,980 Mmm. 29 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,260 Mmm. 30 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:20,080 Mmm. 31 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:21,900 Mmm. 32 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,360 Mmm. 33 00:11:25,140 --> 00:11:27,900 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. 34 00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:29,260 Mmm. Mmm. 35 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,840 Do you like me to lick your balls? 36 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,720 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 37 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:46,240 Ew. 38 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,160 Oh, God. Let's get him some bread. 39 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:53,400 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 40 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,660 Oh, God. 41 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Ew. 42 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:08,600 Ew, this hard thing. 43 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:09,820 Oh. 44 00:12:10,090 --> 00:12:11,090 Mmm. 45 00:12:11,470 --> 00:12:12,890 Mmm. Mmm. 46 00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:15,450 Mmm. Mmm. 47 00:12:17,210 --> 00:12:19,750 Mmm. Mmm. 48 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,270 Mmm. Mmm. 49 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,970 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. 50 00:12:24,630 --> 00:12:27,090 Mmm. Mmm. 51 00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:42,430 Yeah. Do you like that? 52 00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:45,290 I like pink things. 53 00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:49,490 How about the other one? 54 00:12:51,110 --> 00:12:52,110 Yeah. 55 00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:17,040 Thank you for 56 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:22,992 watching. 57 00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:15,910 It's so nice and hot. 58 00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:26,050 I'm so hot and warm. 59 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,169 Good night. 60 00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:53,090 Do you like it up there? 61 00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:55,230 I 62 00:14:55,230 --> 00:15:02,830 feel 63 00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:04,250 nice tight balls. 64 00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:26,990 Oh, I like a hard cock in my ass. 65 00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:30,090 Oh, your dick is so nice. 66 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:32,730 Oh, I like it in my ass so much. 67 00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:53,490 Oh, yeah. 68 00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:55,690 Oh, yeah. 69 00:15:55,930 --> 00:15:59,530 Oh, baby, I want you to take it out of my asshole. 70 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,670 Put it in my mouth. 71 00:16:02,050 --> 00:16:04,310 Oh, yeah. 72 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,000 How'd you know I was blind? 73 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,600 You mean you're not blind? 74 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,040 That's nice. 75 00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:29,570 Well, honey, that's the most hair you've cut since we bought this gold mine. 76 00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,490 Honey, you can't sweep up what ain't there. 77 00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:44,350 Well, if there ain't hair everywhere. 78 00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:49,910 I know I should have gotten that waiter's job at the truck stop. 79 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,690 Lookie here, there's... 80 00:17:51,930 --> 00:17:54,730 There's hair over there, and there's hair over there, and there's hair all 81 00:17:54,730 --> 00:17:55,730 the goddamn place. 82 00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:58,010 I just didn't want to listen to Mama. 83 00:17:59,570 --> 00:18:02,730 First there was hair on my head, and now there's hair all over the goddamn 84 00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:06,510 floor. I had to go and marry this ignorant fool. 85 00:18:08,030 --> 00:18:10,510 Moved to L .A. to buy this hair shop. 86 00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:13,590 I'll use the Hoover. 87 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:15,710 Where'd you hide the damn vacuum, Stella? 88 00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:18,250 I could have been somebody. 89 00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:20,790 I wouldn't hide in big zones. 90 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:26,160 Put a mirror down Adam for him. He always did like me. 91 00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:29,940 Always tell me I smell like the interior of a new car. 92 00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:35,460 I'll just, I'll just hoover it up. I'll just suck it all up. That's what I'll 93 00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:36,460 do. 94 00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:51,730 Hello, L .A. Chop Shop. 95 00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:55,070 Well, hello, Colonel Calhoun. How the hell are you? 96 00:19:55,790 --> 00:19:57,250 Oh, mighty fine, mighty fine. 97 00:19:57,990 --> 00:19:59,770 You want to cancel your wife's appointment? 98 00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:05,810 Well, now, Colonel Calhoun, you know I can easily slide her in for another 99 00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:06,870 no problem. 100 00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:11,630 Well, sir, you know, we're always busy, but we're never too busy for you, sir. 101 00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:14,310 Colonel? Hello? 102 00:20:14,770 --> 00:20:15,770 Colonel? 103 00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:18,170 Hello? 104 00:20:20,270 --> 00:20:22,650 Some hillbillies submit to morons. 105 00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:25,070 I got to go and beat them silly. 106 00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:27,730 You never talk to me anymore. 107 00:20:28,870 --> 00:20:30,770 Got to do something about these people. 108 00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:34,130 They're so far behind their times. 109 00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:38,830 They're about to undermine the very fabric of our great city. 110 00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:41,070 You only talk to my pussy. 111 00:20:43,010 --> 00:20:47,520 Have to do something about them. If they're going to live in L .A., They 112 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,620 start thinking and acting like us. 113 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,980 Ever since you made me grow my hair's back. 114 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,880 There is money to be made. 115 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,280 There is cars to be driven. 116 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,580 There is bones to be picked. 117 00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:01,180 But what the heck. 118 00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:04,660 One last bone in and then off to the market with you. 119 00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:06,420 We'll miss you. 120 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,660 Sorry, but I need the money to pay for my car insurance. 121 00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:11,980 You know what it costs these days. 122 00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:13,820 Here, talk to this. 123 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:16,700 Ah! 124 00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:17,940 Oh, yeah. 125 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,000 Oh, yeah. Oh, 126 00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:24,240 yes. Oh, 127 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,040 yeah. 128 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,200 Oh, I feel so good. 129 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,240 Oh, yes. Oh, 130 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:32,900 yeah. Oh, 131 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,980 yes. Oh, your tongue feels so good. 132 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,560 Oh, yeah. 133 00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:40,420 Oh, 134 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,220 I love it. Oh, yeah. 135 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:44,760 Oh, sticks. 136 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:49,370 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 137 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:17,940 Oh, yeah. 138 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,880 Oh, yeah. 139 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:21,560 Oh, 140 00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:26,700 shit. 141 00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:33,140 Oh, yeah. 142 00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:38,180 Oh, shit. 143 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:41,260 Oh, 144 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,840 why don't you turn that dildo out, Colonel? 145 00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:53,620 Oh, it feels so good. 146 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:25,559 Oh, yeah. 147 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,260 Oh, fuck me with your finger. 148 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:28,720 Oh, yeah. 149 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:33,680 Oh, yeah. 150 00:23:34,820 --> 00:23:35,820 Oh, yeah. 151 00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:39,600 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 152 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,300 Oh, yeah. 153 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,020 Oh, yeah. 154 00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:48,820 Oh, 155 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,600 yeah. 156 00:23:53,930 --> 00:23:54,930 Scoot! 157 00:24:28,780 --> 00:24:29,780 Oh, yeah. 158 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:32,500 Oh, 159 00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:39,240 yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 160 00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:40,620 Oh, 161 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,580 yeah. Oh, 162 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:44,720 yeah. 163 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,300 Oh, yeah. 164 00:26:57,260 --> 00:26:58,260 I love you. 165 00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:44,180 Oh, come on. 166 00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:46,440 If you love me, you'll swallow it. 167 00:28:47,879 --> 00:28:52,380 Sir, if you bother to update your services, you could rake in a lot of 168 00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:04,380 I wonder what he meant by updating my services. 169 00:29:06,140 --> 00:29:08,880 Honey, maybe I ought to get you the facts. Hell no. 170 00:29:09,220 --> 00:29:13,320 It'll be a cold day in L .A. before I allow units to have sex in my shop. 171 00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:16,920 Who the hell could that be? 172 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,700 How the hell are you? How you doing there, Hargis? Good to see you. 173 00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:25,280 Good to see you, buddy. How's it going? 174 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:26,520 Great. 175 00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:30,880 Hey, who might this creature of lovely elegance and beauty be? 176 00:29:32,660 --> 00:29:35,280 Why, count her, Jasper. That's my wife, Stella. 177 00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:36,620 Your wife, Stella? 178 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:41,400 Well, I'm sorry, Stella. I didn't recognize you with your legs crossed 179 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,400 that. 180 00:29:43,620 --> 00:29:45,960 So, well, what brings you around these parts here, Jasper? 181 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:52,740 Well, look here, Hargis. I decided I'd move out here to L .A. and make myself a 182 00:29:52,740 --> 00:29:57,020 mess of money, just like everybody else who's normal in this here area. And then 183 00:29:57,020 --> 00:30:02,220 I got to thinking, hell, it's about high time I come over here and see my 184 00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:03,220 cousin, Hargis. 185 00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:08,480 Well, well, it's good to see you, Jasper, but, uh, you know, business 186 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,480 too good lately. 187 00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:12,440 Well, hell, now I can see that. 188 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:21,300 In fact, this place looks like somebody's idea of a bad joke. 189 00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:25,720 Well, what the hell are you talking about, Jasper? It looks mighty fine to 190 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:33,580 Well, hell, in the first place, it looks more like a living room than it does 191 00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:34,840 a barber shop. 192 00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:41,720 And hell, in the second place, I got an idea. You might be just a little... 193 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,800 bit too honest for your own good, Harga. 194 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:52,700 Shit, I'm gonna set you up real good in the fur skinning business. 195 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,140 The what? 196 00:30:54,780 --> 00:31:00,640 Fur skinning. There's a whole market out there that you ain't even tapped into 197 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:06,260 yet. And shit, this here place is perfect like for it. 198 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,720 Jasper Wool. 199 00:31:10,090 --> 00:31:11,850 What are you raving on about, boy? 200 00:31:12,130 --> 00:31:14,950 Well, look here, Harkins. I can see you're still in the dark. 201 00:31:15,550 --> 00:31:18,730 I'm talking about poon plucking. 202 00:31:19,030 --> 00:31:21,630 I'm talking about beaver cleaving. 203 00:31:21,850 --> 00:31:24,250 I'm talking about bushwhacking. 204 00:31:24,610 --> 00:31:30,470 What we do, we take out our used pussy, and then we just 205 00:31:30,470 --> 00:31:36,610 skin it alive, you know, and then faster than you can shake the little... 206 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:42,020 Last drop off your end of your weenie while we stick it right back out there 207 00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:43,020 the cunt market. 208 00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:47,040 And that pussy is every bit as fresh as new. 209 00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:51,120 Yeah, but they ain't new, Jasper. They just shaved. 210 00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:54,200 Hargis, now you know that. 211 00:31:54,460 --> 00:31:56,240 And I know that. 212 00:31:56,860 --> 00:32:03,620 But to John Q. Public, a shaved pussy is every bit as fresh as your daddy's 213 00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:05,620 pre -adolescent girlfriend. 214 00:32:06,780 --> 00:32:08,660 Well, I ain't never heard of such a thing. 215 00:32:09,180 --> 00:32:11,580 Well, shit, I'm going to tell you something right now. 216 00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:15,700 It's so simple, it's just like what they do with them there cars. 217 00:32:16,860 --> 00:32:20,840 First of all, they paint them and then they cap them and they sell them just 218 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,580 like they came off the assembly line. 219 00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:25,560 And that's what we're going to do with them pussies. 220 00:32:26,180 --> 00:32:29,540 And shit, you can get into it if you've a right of mind to. 221 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,580 Well, I don't know, Jasper. I mean, you sure it's legal and all that? 222 00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:38,100 I don't know about you two, but something smells kind of fishy to me. 223 00:32:39,660 --> 00:32:43,560 You know what? I'm going to give you a little demonstration of what I'm talking 224 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,560 about right now. 225 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,200 I brought my supplies with me. 226 00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:51,740 We're going to shave her down right here and now. 227 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,060 We're going to shave her down right here? You got that right, Hargis. 228 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,540 Let's get to it. 229 00:32:58,860 --> 00:33:00,240 Okay, now, Cousin Hargis. 230 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,740 So we can do it just like a regular beer, right? We put a little water on 231 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,980 Well, that's right. You've got to put some water on it to get it started here. 232 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,540 Nice, warm water like that there. 233 00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:10,860 More. Good. 234 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,279 That's good. 235 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,700 Pop the top on this here. A little bit more water. A little bit more water. 236 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,120 Okay, ready? Now we're going to go put the shaving cream on here. 237 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:23,260 Yeah, that's just fine. I'm going to spread it all around. She likes the warm 238 00:33:23,260 --> 00:33:25,660 water. She likes the warm water. All right, I can do it. 239 00:33:26,180 --> 00:33:28,340 Get the jolly dog over there. 240 00:33:28,670 --> 00:33:32,970 Now, see, we're going to spread this all around here, like this here, like that, 241 00:33:32,970 --> 00:33:37,250 on either side, like that, and leave the opening in the middle there. 242 00:33:37,510 --> 00:33:39,010 Do that last, see? 243 00:33:39,210 --> 00:33:41,010 Okay. Do it just like that there. 244 00:33:41,390 --> 00:33:45,710 Put the extra right there on the side, like that there. So you got extra, like 245 00:33:45,710 --> 00:33:46,710 reserve. That's it. 246 00:33:46,910 --> 00:33:47,529 That's it. 247 00:33:47,530 --> 00:33:51,270 And then you grab yourself the razor and you get it good and wet to start with. 248 00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:53,710 Go ahead and dunk it in there like that. Good and wet. That's it. Oh, shit, I'm 249 00:33:53,710 --> 00:33:56,970 getting some on the carpet. Now, just be careful there, Harvest. Come on now. 250 00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:01,160 You know better than that. Now, get your edge good and wet and start up here at 251 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,220 the top like this here. 252 00:34:02,620 --> 00:34:05,720 See? And you just take a little short stroke like that there. 253 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,080 You see? 254 00:34:07,220 --> 00:34:08,980 See how it comes right off of there? Look at that there. 255 00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:10,058 Right on. 256 00:34:10,060 --> 00:34:11,060 Coming right off. 257 00:34:11,139 --> 00:34:15,199 Bald as a fucking billiard ball. We're going to have a balded clam here in a 258 00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:16,199 minute. 259 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,880 Do it like it comes. 260 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,920 I'm thinking about you all the same. 261 00:34:24,179 --> 00:34:25,179 Yep, right, honey. 262 00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:29,489 Get in here. Get in here. You ain't safe out there, are you? That one little 263 00:34:29,489 --> 00:34:31,750 motherfucker right there. Where the hell is he? 264 00:34:32,110 --> 00:34:34,530 Ow. He got him. He got him. 265 00:34:35,590 --> 00:34:37,170 God damn it, Jasper. Watch it. 266 00:34:45,949 --> 00:34:46,949 Hey. 267 00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:51,710 What the hell? That's starting to look... 268 00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:55,520 Lickered in the fucking Kelly Cervales head. 269 00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:01,940 Where? Right there. Be careful with that. I'm pouring it out to him. Right 270 00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:03,060 I just did, yeah. 271 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:07,320 Get 272 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:15,380 all 273 00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:20,840 that shaving cream off of there. Yep. 274 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,080 Good idea. 275 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,400 Now, I think we're right ready for some of this here oil. 276 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:30,240 Get some of this oil all over, make it nice and shiny. Show me what it looks 277 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:34,180 like. Golly, where's the mirror there, Jasper? Mirror, all right. I got the 278 00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:35,340 mirror right over here. 279 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,600 Here it is. 280 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,200 Okay, you ready for this there, sweetheart? 281 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:40,540 Okay. Look here. 282 00:35:41,190 --> 00:35:43,730 As I live and breathe. Look at that. 283 00:35:44,030 --> 00:35:45,029 Oh, boy. 284 00:35:45,030 --> 00:35:48,570 It looks like the first time I ever dipped my wick in her. 285 00:35:49,510 --> 00:35:52,030 Yeah, the year I dropped out of high school. 286 00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:53,650 Yeah, I got drafted. 287 00:35:53,950 --> 00:35:56,770 The year Jasper came home on leave. 288 00:35:57,110 --> 00:35:58,710 Yeah, I remember that well. 289 00:35:59,550 --> 00:36:03,450 Hargett, why don't you go on out and buy yourself a new mirror? 290 00:36:04,910 --> 00:36:09,770 Well, hell, I don't need a new mirror, Jasper. Yes, you do. This one here got a 291 00:36:09,770 --> 00:36:10,770 crack in it. 292 00:36:10,810 --> 00:36:12,150 Where's it got a crack in it? 293 00:36:12,370 --> 00:36:13,370 Where? 294 00:36:13,810 --> 00:36:15,830 Right there. See that crack right there? 295 00:36:16,330 --> 00:36:17,330 Whoa. 296 00:36:17,790 --> 00:36:21,230 Well, hell, I don't need that mirror. Yes, you do. I can just use the back of 297 00:36:21,230 --> 00:36:22,230 this here frying pan. 298 00:36:23,290 --> 00:36:26,630 Well, hell, then, go out and walk a dog in, damn it. 299 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:29,490 I don't have a dog to walk. 300 00:36:31,030 --> 00:36:34,750 Well, then, fuck, go out and buy yourself a dog and take it for a walk. 301 00:36:38,090 --> 00:36:40,630 Hell, Jasper, you don't have to beat around the bush. 302 00:36:41,090 --> 00:36:43,090 You want to fuck Stella, don't you? 303 00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:49,630 Well, I wouldn't mind. Oh, don't fret yourself. None about it. I tell you 304 00:36:49,690 --> 00:36:53,190 I'm going to sit over here and watch my weenie. Go ahead and fuck. I don't mind 305 00:36:53,190 --> 00:36:54,190 a bit. 306 00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:57,750 Go ahead. Go to it, Jasper. 307 00:36:58,350 --> 00:37:03,450 I'm just going to sit here and watch my weenie. Make sure it don't go away. 308 00:37:06,050 --> 00:37:07,050 Oh. 309 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:13,480 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, Jasper. You like that? 310 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:14,720 Oh, yeah. 311 00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:18,580 Come on, Jasper. That's right now, Hargis. You just sit right there and 312 00:37:18,580 --> 00:37:19,339 it, okay? 313 00:37:19,340 --> 00:37:20,340 Do it to me. 314 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,400 I'm going to do it myself for you. Yeah. 315 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,320 Oh, yeah. 316 00:37:32,620 --> 00:37:33,620 Jasper. 317 00:37:44,919 --> 00:37:47,720 Oh, dear. 318 00:37:49,580 --> 00:37:50,980 Oh, 319 00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:54,940 dear. Oh, 320 00:37:56,780 --> 00:37:57,780 dear. 321 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,260 I'm getting dizzy all right. 322 00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:16,060 I feel like a pony's peeping Tom, you know what I mean? 323 00:38:20,740 --> 00:38:21,740 Oh. 324 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,500 Well, Phil, how come you never done that with me before? 325 00:38:35,220 --> 00:38:37,780 Oh, Jasper. 326 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,480 Yes, oh, yes, oh, yes. 327 00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:50,740 Oh. 328 00:38:54,020 --> 00:39:00,500 You know what? I got another little surprise for you, honey. What you got 329 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,940 I got some beads for you. 330 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,840 Yeah. Now we're going to do something. 331 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:07,800 Here comes the surprise. 332 00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:10,200 Oh. Here it comes. 333 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,560 Oh. 334 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,220 Yeah. Oh. 335 00:39:13,660 --> 00:39:14,780 Ain't that great? 336 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,120 Isn't that great? 337 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,180 Oh, yeah. You're going to love it. 338 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:21,720 Ain't that terrific? 339 00:39:22,140 --> 00:39:23,280 Oh, yeah. 340 00:39:24,020 --> 00:39:25,020 Oh, 341 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:28,280 yeah. Come on, yeah. Come on, baby. 342 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,640 Come on. Come on. That's it. 343 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:31,959 That's it. 344 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:33,140 That's it. Come, baby. 345 00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:34,460 Come on. 346 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,040 Come on. 347 00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:37,180 Come on. 348 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,360 Come on. 349 00:39:39,740 --> 00:39:40,740 Yeah. 350 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:42,720 Oh, yeah. 351 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,540 One more coming at you. Yeah. One more. 352 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,240 Here it comes. 353 00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:49,780 Here it comes. 354 00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:51,200 I'm going to have to fuck you now. 355 00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:53,200 Look at that beak come out there. 356 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:55,740 Oh, yeah. 357 00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,220 Oh, ain't that great? 358 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,260 Oh, yeah. 359 00:40:00,860 --> 00:40:02,800 Oh, here comes another one. 360 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,980 Oh, yeah. Look at that. 361 00:40:06,340 --> 00:40:07,340 Oh, 362 00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:13,060 yeah. Oh, yeah. 363 00:40:13,540 --> 00:40:14,540 Oh, yeah. 364 00:40:27,590 --> 00:40:29,030 Oh, yeah. 365 00:40:29,330 --> 00:40:30,330 Oh, 366 00:40:31,850 --> 00:40:33,410 yeah. Come on. 367 00:40:33,790 --> 00:40:34,790 Oh. 368 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:20,760 It turns me on. 369 00:41:59,279 --> 00:42:00,279 Okay, 370 00:42:04,220 --> 00:42:05,920 come on, baby. Come on down here and give me some head. 371 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:07,638 Come on, baby. 372 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,640 Okay. 373 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,440 You do that so good, baby. 374 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:14,040 Oh, 375 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:28,280 sweetheart. 376 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,240 You do that so good. 377 00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:34,560 Oh, yeah. 378 00:42:35,060 --> 00:42:38,360 Oh, my God. I'm going to cum like crazy. Here I cum. 379 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,080 Oh, 380 00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:48,620 yeah. 381 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,360 Oh. 382 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,200 Oh. 383 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:06,960 Good show. 384 00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:09,140 That's my baby. 385 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,200 Yeah. Yeah. 386 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:14,020 This feels nice. 387 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:19,340 Look how clean it is. It looks nice, too. Let me get the rest of the shaving 388 00:43:19,340 --> 00:43:20,340 cream off of there. 389 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,260 Look at that. It's clean as a whistle. 390 00:43:24,660 --> 00:43:25,660 Yep. 391 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,480 Oh, she feels wonderful. 392 00:43:29,380 --> 00:43:34,340 Well, you know what? I should save all these beaver shavings and make coats out 393 00:43:34,340 --> 00:43:35,340 of them. 394 00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:40,100 I bet Jasper would be real proud of me coming up with a scheme like that all by 395 00:43:40,100 --> 00:43:41,100 myself. 396 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:46,160 Instead of divorcing me, my husband decided to have my pussy shaved and sell 397 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,160 for whatever he could get. 398 00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:56,180 You know, I could probably make furry wallets out of them and furry 399 00:43:56,180 --> 00:43:57,180 wigs. 400 00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,080 I could even make furry dinnerware. 401 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:04,260 I guess buyers would think I'm brand new if my curve is clean. 402 00:44:05,770 --> 00:44:09,770 All this disgusting hair while it's making my thing stiff. 403 00:44:10,730 --> 00:44:14,270 Well, let's go fuck before my husband gets back and carts me off to the meat 404 00:44:14,270 --> 00:44:15,270 market. 405 00:44:16,110 --> 00:44:18,670 Well, that's the best idea I've heard all day. 406 00:44:21,030 --> 00:44:24,190 Wait, I want you to introduce you to a little friend of mine. 407 00:44:24,550 --> 00:44:25,550 A what? 408 00:44:27,510 --> 00:44:28,630 That's Muhammad Willie. 409 00:44:29,030 --> 00:44:30,190 He looks fun. 410 00:44:30,470 --> 00:44:33,490 Yeah. Got a pecker that looks like a colored fellow. 411 00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:34,750 What? 412 00:44:49,630 --> 00:44:50,830 Oh, boy. 413 00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:56,070 My fingers keep flipping off the handle, damn it. 414 00:44:57,010 --> 00:44:58,010 Come on. 415 00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:26,780 I think we've had enough old Muhammad Raleigh over here. 416 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:35,360 Come on back to the back room here. Let me show you what I got. 417 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,720 You got a marvelous body. All right. 418 00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,140 Oh, yes. 419 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:02,920 Mmm. 420 00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:05,000 Like that. 421 00:47:00,460 --> 00:47:01,460 She... 422 00:47:42,510 --> 00:47:43,510 God, that jumper. 423 00:47:44,730 --> 00:47:46,450 Oh, yeah. 424 00:47:47,570 --> 00:47:50,270 Oh, I want to do what my honey Willie was doing to you. 425 00:49:41,710 --> 00:49:43,010 Oh. Oh. 426 00:50:32,620 --> 00:50:33,620 Son of a bitch. 427 00:50:35,220 --> 00:50:36,660 Oh, my God. 428 00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:42,520 Whoa. 429 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,520 You know what I want to do, Donna? 430 00:50:44,900 --> 00:50:45,900 No. 431 00:51:04,490 --> 00:51:06,450 I hid Willie's brother under the pillow. 432 00:51:08,270 --> 00:51:10,510 This is Abdul Leroy. 433 00:51:13,030 --> 00:51:16,650 What I want you to do, I want you to suck on this and I'm going to jerk off 434 00:51:16,650 --> 00:51:17,650 over your face. 435 00:51:17,990 --> 00:51:19,570 Oh, that looks so good. 436 00:51:23,350 --> 00:51:27,110 Oh, my God. 437 00:51:28,330 --> 00:51:33,530 Oh, yeah. 438 00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:36,300 Oh, jerk it. Jerk it off. 439 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,100 Oh, it's still coming out. 440 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:41,660 Oh. Oh, yeah, rub it all over your face. 441 00:51:42,820 --> 00:51:44,100 Oops, got it in your eye. 442 00:51:44,420 --> 00:51:46,080 Oh. Oh. 443 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,680 Oh, shit. 444 00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:50,940 Oh. That's good. 445 00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:54,360 I loved it. I loved it. Oh, it feels so good. 446 00:51:55,100 --> 00:51:56,740 Yeah? Oh, you're great. 447 00:52:25,130 --> 00:52:26,130 Come in. 448 00:52:31,070 --> 00:52:32,070 I'm in here. 449 00:52:33,190 --> 00:52:34,190 Hi there. 450 00:52:35,650 --> 00:52:37,270 I'm here for your afternoon shave. 451 00:52:38,070 --> 00:52:39,070 Would you like some? 452 00:52:39,330 --> 00:52:43,390 I think you must have the wrong house. 453 00:52:44,770 --> 00:52:46,830 Come on, I recognize you. 454 00:52:47,370 --> 00:52:50,750 You're the girl from that stupid TV show this afternoon. 455 00:52:51,430 --> 00:52:53,950 You have the wrong house. Now please, leave. 456 00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:55,760 Are you sure? 457 00:52:56,620 --> 00:53:00,300 But of course, you see. My pussy, it's already been shaved. 458 00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:05,580 Well, I must have taken a wrong turn on Hollywood Boulevard or something. 459 00:53:08,860 --> 00:53:12,720 But since I'm here, would you mind taking a look at my pussy? I shaved 460 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,320 too. You want to look? 461 00:53:16,900 --> 00:53:17,900 Why not? 462 00:53:18,780 --> 00:53:20,640 Well, okay. 463 00:53:30,090 --> 00:53:31,110 Oh, isn't that pretty? 464 00:53:31,810 --> 00:53:33,750 It's all gone, just like yours. 465 00:53:34,130 --> 00:53:36,770 Oh, isn't that interesting? 466 00:54:59,740 --> 00:55:02,100 Oh, yeah. 467 00:55:03,060 --> 00:55:05,840 Oh, yeah. 468 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:09,360 Oh, yeah. Oh, 469 00:55:10,940 --> 00:55:11,940 that's nice. 470 00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:33,400 Oh. Ooh. 471 00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:35,480 Ooh. 472 00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:38,320 Okay. Ooh. 473 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,840 Come on, talk to me. Come on. 474 00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:05,800 Oh, 475 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:13,040 yeah. 476 00:56:13,660 --> 00:56:15,580 That feels so nice. 477 00:56:20,700 --> 00:56:27,660 And that 478 00:56:27,660 --> 00:56:28,920 nice shade of pussy. 479 00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:31,020 Oh, yeah. 480 00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:34,890 Oh, yeah. 481 00:56:35,550 --> 00:56:38,650 Oh, wow. 482 00:56:39,250 --> 00:56:40,610 Oh. 483 00:56:43,710 --> 00:56:47,810 Oh. Oh. Oh. 484 00:56:48,250 --> 00:56:51,630 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 485 00:58:21,070 --> 00:58:22,070 Oh. 486 00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:57,080 Yeah, eat one because you want to. Yeah, that's wrong. 487 00:58:57,380 --> 00:58:58,500 I'm going to eat one. 488 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:51,000 up to the car, raise it up, change the car, wash myself, and sew my own blue 489 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:57,980 jeans, ain't I always nice, your kid sister, take her 490 00:59:57,980 --> 01:00:04,340 ridin' with me every night, so, sit her up on my feet, cause I like you and 491 01:00:04,340 --> 01:00:06,520 you're sweet, and no it ain't 492 01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:20,950 You like her? 493 01:00:21,670 --> 01:00:22,670 Hell yeah. 494 01:00:23,130 --> 01:00:24,750 Found her out there on Melrose. 495 01:00:25,750 --> 01:00:29,130 I figure what we'll do is we'll shave her clean and get her back out there on 496 01:00:29,130 --> 01:00:30,130 the street before lunch. 497 01:00:31,490 --> 01:00:35,070 Well, hell, Jasper, she ought to pick up a nice piece of change. 498 01:00:35,330 --> 01:00:36,330 There you go. 499 01:00:37,190 --> 01:00:41,070 Well, you know what? I think we ought to inspect the bitch before we take a 500 01:00:41,070 --> 01:00:42,230 chance on her. You know what I mean? 501 01:00:42,510 --> 01:00:44,130 I think you're right, Jasper. 502 01:00:45,030 --> 01:00:46,030 Okay, boys. 503 01:00:46,430 --> 01:00:47,430 Watch this. 504 01:00:50,529 --> 01:00:51,529 Like this? 505 01:00:51,870 --> 01:00:54,230 I love it. Would you just like to lick this? 506 01:00:55,270 --> 01:00:57,290 Sure would. 507 01:01:02,750 --> 01:01:03,750 Me too. 508 01:01:03,770 --> 01:01:05,150 Take it off. Take it off. 509 01:01:05,450 --> 01:01:06,750 Let's see what you got, honey. 510 01:01:07,310 --> 01:01:09,670 I got lots and lots to show. 511 01:01:09,990 --> 01:01:12,870 Nice and slow. Yeah, turn around. Let me show you that. 512 01:01:14,730 --> 01:01:16,830 That's really nice. My goodness. 513 01:01:17,090 --> 01:01:18,890 Would you just like to run your hands down? 514 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:20,880 I sure would. 515 01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,360 Just a little bit there, Hargis. 516 01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:01,240 Yeah, a little over here. Come on, let's do this, dude. 517 01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:05,760 Get up there, brother. 518 01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:08,560 Goddamn, hair all over. 519 01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,160 That's right. 520 01:02:13,660 --> 01:02:16,360 I don't want to mess you up, so we're going to put this on you, okay? 521 01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:19,160 Fine with me. Fix you up right now. 522 01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:20,960 Yeah. 523 01:02:24,270 --> 01:02:25,370 There you go, Marty. 524 01:02:26,070 --> 01:02:30,010 Let's put that down there on the floor so it don't make a mess now. 525 01:02:30,770 --> 01:02:32,570 We don't want to make no mess now. 526 01:02:33,290 --> 01:02:37,410 Okay. There you go. Now where's the shaving cream? 527 01:02:37,630 --> 01:02:39,110 The shaving cream on this here is good. 528 01:02:39,730 --> 01:02:43,470 There you go. I need more than that. No, don't put it on there. 529 01:02:43,710 --> 01:02:46,810 Give me some more. Okay, okay. A little bit more. There you go. There you go. 530 01:02:47,190 --> 01:02:48,510 All right, let's get it. 531 01:02:49,650 --> 01:02:51,790 Man, that stuff does go all the way down there. 532 01:02:52,070 --> 01:02:53,070 I'm telling you. 533 01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:00,220 Let's get this down here. 534 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:04,720 There's another razor right over there. There it is. I got it right here. 535 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,660 We're going to get it wet. We're going to get it good and wet right here. 536 01:03:08,860 --> 01:03:10,880 We've got to shave her down. There we go. 537 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:14,280 There we go. 538 01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,680 Get it all shaved off there and get her back out there for lunch. 539 01:03:20,060 --> 01:03:21,060 Yeah. 540 01:03:25,210 --> 01:03:26,930 It's coming off real quick. 541 01:03:27,230 --> 01:03:28,610 Coming right off. Look at that. 542 01:03:29,890 --> 01:03:32,550 We're getting down to the precarious level now. 543 01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:38,970 We're getting into the point where it's going to be touch and go. Touch and go. 544 01:03:39,310 --> 01:03:42,630 You've got to be real careful. You've got to be real careful. 545 01:03:42,910 --> 01:03:45,030 Real carefully right here. 546 01:03:49,850 --> 01:03:51,510 You know, you might as well... 547 01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:55,000 You know, go for all the bargains, you know, you can't. 548 01:03:56,340 --> 01:03:57,700 Every little penny counts. 549 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:04,320 I shouldn't have brought them in. 550 01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:06,580 Well, you're the expert. 551 01:04:06,780 --> 01:04:08,380 I'm still in with this game. 552 01:04:09,300 --> 01:04:14,160 Yeah, well, it won't be too long and you'll be an expert at bushwhacking. 553 01:04:35,630 --> 01:04:40,450 Okay, get all that shaving cream off there. Let me see what we got here, 554 01:04:40,550 --> 01:04:41,550 Look at this. Look at this. 555 01:04:41,790 --> 01:04:45,210 You know what, Hardin? That is a piece of fucking genius. 556 01:04:45,450 --> 01:04:50,510 That's one of the finest jobs of beaver cleaning we've ever done. 557 01:04:50,790 --> 01:04:55,570 I think so, bro. Yep, I think so. Look here. Let's finish up the job here. 558 01:04:57,230 --> 01:05:00,730 Nice oil on there, Hardin. Yeah, all nice and slippery. 559 01:05:01,190 --> 01:05:02,190 Real nice. 560 01:05:03,050 --> 01:05:06,770 You good, son? Put some more on there. Come on there. Let's see. 561 01:05:07,170 --> 01:05:08,670 Rub it all around there. 562 01:05:09,410 --> 01:05:10,410 Rub it in there. 563 01:05:11,310 --> 01:05:12,870 Get it all rubbed in there good. 564 01:05:13,630 --> 01:05:15,390 Yeah, get a nice and shiny there. 565 01:05:15,950 --> 01:05:18,210 Wait a minute. She's got something up in her pussy. 566 01:05:18,430 --> 01:05:21,390 What are you talking about? Something hard. I don't know what the hell it is. 567 01:05:21,690 --> 01:05:26,770 Look. Well, I'll be ding -danged. What in the world do you call that thing? 568 01:05:27,510 --> 01:05:29,530 That's a ball bear. It's out of a Jimmy Kimmel. 569 01:05:29,830 --> 01:05:30,830 There what? 570 01:05:33,910 --> 01:05:34,970 Benoit Balls? Yes. 571 01:05:36,010 --> 01:05:37,350 I wear them all the time. 572 01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:38,850 Well, what do they do? 573 01:05:39,370 --> 01:05:40,910 They turn you on, actually. 574 01:05:42,170 --> 01:05:46,250 Benoit, what kind of word is that? I've never heard no Benoit Balls. Benoit, 575 01:05:46,530 --> 01:05:49,090 that must be like Japanese or something. Beat the shit out of me. 576 01:05:49,330 --> 01:05:52,850 You don't need this to turn you on, sweetheart. No, all you need is us. You 577 01:05:52,850 --> 01:05:57,750 me and Jasper. We're going to show you what life is all about. Right now. 578 01:05:58,050 --> 01:06:00,170 We're going to wait another second. Come on. 579 01:06:00,690 --> 01:06:03,350 You grab one leg, I'll grab the other. Here we go. 580 01:06:03,950 --> 01:06:04,950 Here we go. 581 01:06:39,730 --> 01:06:42,670 I knew she was a kinky one. 582 01:07:12,460 --> 01:07:13,198 Look at me. 583 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,080 Oh, I am. 584 01:07:15,340 --> 01:07:17,220 I'll slap my pussy with your cock. 585 01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:20,840 Yeah, 586 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:23,740 that's real nice, sweetheart. 587 01:08:06,380 --> 01:08:07,600 I'm going to bite your ass. 588 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:13,000 Put some finger balls. Yeah, yeah. 589 01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:15,280 Do it harder. 590 01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:16,700 Come on. 591 01:08:16,819 --> 01:08:17,819 Faster, faster. 592 01:08:19,140 --> 01:08:20,140 Harder, harder. 593 01:08:20,300 --> 01:08:21,600 Harder. I can't feel it. 594 01:08:23,580 --> 01:08:27,040 I'm going to do it harder. Come on. 595 01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:30,640 I can't feel it. 596 01:08:33,100 --> 01:08:34,100 Come on. 597 01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:40,939 Oh, Jasper, she's got a nice, fine mouth there. Oh, I've got to have some of 598 01:08:40,939 --> 01:08:41,778 that there mouth. 599 01:08:41,779 --> 01:08:43,520 Get on up over there, man. 600 01:08:44,319 --> 01:08:45,278 Come on. 601 01:08:45,279 --> 01:08:48,380 Yeah. Get it to its bones at the same time, sweetheart. 602 01:08:49,140 --> 01:08:51,359 Take that thing inside your mouth, buddy. Yeah. 603 01:08:51,620 --> 01:08:52,620 Go ahead. 604 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:57,800 Yeah. Oh, suck on it. That's it. 605 01:09:11,529 --> 01:09:12,529 I love to do this. 606 01:09:12,710 --> 01:09:13,930 Ooh, suck on it. 607 01:09:15,689 --> 01:09:16,689 Ooh, 608 01:09:17,029 --> 01:09:18,029 you'll see it. Hey. 609 01:09:22,370 --> 01:09:23,370 Yeah, 610 01:09:24,870 --> 01:09:25,870 that's it, baby. 611 01:09:26,529 --> 01:09:28,470 Ooh, suck on it. Yeah, there you go. 612 01:09:29,310 --> 01:09:31,109 Oh, oh, this is so good. 613 01:09:32,450 --> 01:09:35,029 Darling, I got a little pie for you. 614 01:09:36,069 --> 01:09:37,590 Don't you like to get those cookies? 615 01:09:37,910 --> 01:09:38,910 Mm -hmm. 616 01:09:43,979 --> 01:09:45,120 She's into it a little bit. 617 01:09:45,620 --> 01:09:47,380 I think she likes it a little bit. 618 01:09:51,660 --> 01:09:52,660 Yeah. 619 01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:56,500 Yeah. 620 01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:58,200 A little bit. 621 01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:00,120 Looks pretty. 622 01:10:42,930 --> 01:10:45,730 All right. 623 01:10:55,310 --> 01:10:57,530 Oh, yeah. 624 01:10:58,750 --> 01:11:00,810 Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, yeah. 625 01:11:01,250 --> 01:11:02,910 Oh. Oh. 626 01:11:03,250 --> 01:11:05,630 Oh, you take them. Oh. Oh. 627 01:11:07,630 --> 01:11:08,630 Oh. 628 01:11:09,010 --> 01:11:10,010 Oh, yeah. 629 01:11:11,010 --> 01:11:13,330 Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 630 01:11:13,570 --> 01:11:14,570 Oh. 631 01:11:15,350 --> 01:11:16,350 Oh. 632 01:11:16,830 --> 01:11:18,650 Oh. Oh, God. 633 01:11:18,950 --> 01:11:20,030 Oh, that was. 634 01:11:20,530 --> 01:11:21,530 Oh. 635 01:11:21,870 --> 01:11:22,910 Oh, yeah. 636 01:11:23,630 --> 01:11:24,630 Oh. Oh. 637 01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:47,300 Oh, yeah, baby, yeah. 638 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:48,600 Oh, baby. 639 01:11:48,620 --> 01:11:50,080 Oh, this is so good. 640 01:11:50,460 --> 01:11:51,720 Oh, yeah. 641 01:11:52,860 --> 01:11:54,040 Let's knock on that cock. 642 01:11:54,860 --> 01:11:55,860 Yeah, that's it. 643 01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:57,640 Oh, yeah. 644 01:11:58,340 --> 01:11:59,340 Knock on it. 645 01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:00,560 Oh, man. 646 01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:03,580 Oh, yeah. You know what you do to a little dildo? 647 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:06,060 What you do to a cock? 648 01:12:06,980 --> 01:12:08,160 I'll cover you with that. 649 01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:09,750 Oh, yeah. 650 01:12:15,990 --> 01:12:16,990 Oh, 651 01:12:18,990 --> 01:12:19,990 come on. 652 01:12:53,710 --> 01:12:57,450 Let's spit that out on my... That looks my purty. 653 01:13:02,130 --> 01:13:08,530 I ain't never seen nothing crazy in all my born days. 654 01:13:19,290 --> 01:13:20,470 I brought the hair. 655 01:13:21,740 --> 01:13:22,900 I am not interested. 656 01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:25,980 But that's what I'm here for. 657 01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:29,540 I'm only interested in one thing. 658 01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:31,400 What else is new? 659 01:13:31,980 --> 01:13:32,980 So are they. 660 01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:34,280 Who? 661 01:13:34,860 --> 01:13:37,220 Them. The ones watching you and me. 662 01:13:38,220 --> 01:13:40,320 Master, don't you be talking like that. 663 01:13:41,260 --> 01:13:43,720 They're only interested in watching me bone you. 664 01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:47,160 Nobody wants to hear what you're saying. 665 01:13:47,540 --> 01:13:49,740 That's why they have fast forward buttons for. 666 01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:53,320 Come on. We wasted too much time talking. 667 01:13:53,580 --> 01:13:54,580 Come on. 668 01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:12,860 Weird guy, this colonel. He talks to puppies, not to people. 669 01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,700 I don't want to roll over. 670 01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:20,760 Against me? 671 01:16:01,370 --> 01:16:04,170 Oh, my 672 01:16:04,170 --> 01:16:09,610 God. 673 01:16:30,510 --> 01:16:31,610 I don't want to step in with you. 674 01:17:27,850 --> 01:17:29,490 I'm coming. Oh, God. 675 01:18:52,140 --> 01:18:53,140 or something. 676 01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:56,900 Hey, what's up? Hey, that's my name. 677 01:18:57,620 --> 01:18:58,620 Yeah, it is my name. 678 01:18:59,620 --> 01:19:00,620 I don't know. 679 01:19:00,840 --> 01:19:01,840 What's gaffer? 680 01:19:02,380 --> 01:19:03,380 Everything is goofy. 681 01:19:03,700 --> 01:19:08,260 This has been a production of Fuck Up Video. 682 01:19:08,740 --> 01:19:10,880 Please see our next feature coming up next summer. 683 01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:12,360 See you then. 684 01:19:23,180 --> 01:19:25,160 It's too late. Been too long with the day. 685 01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:32,760 For everyone who speaks Spanish, we want to tell you that we'll be back next 686 01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:33,760 year. 44677