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I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have
myself a time, friendly faces everywhere
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humble folks without temptation I'm
goin' down to South Park gonna
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leave my woes behind ample
parking day or night,
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people spouting, "howdy, neighbor"
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I'm headin' down to South Park
gonna see if I can't unwind.
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So come on down to South Park,
and meet some friends of mine.
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Hello family!!!
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Who wants champagne?!?!!?
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Randy, what is all this?
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It's finally happened Sharon.
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I did it!!!!!
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Here you are my lady.
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A brand new leather coat por vous.
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Oh Randy, it's beautiful!
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And some gifts for the kids too.
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After all, we're rich now.
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We're rich?!
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Finally.
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Randy, are you being serious?!
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I just wanted to wait until
the deal was all finished.
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We are going into business for ourselves!
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You are looking at the new owner...
of Blockbuster Video.
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Blockbuster Video?
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Last week I saw it was up for sale!
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On a fluke I asked how much.
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Ten thousand dollars!
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Can you believe it?!
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We have the entire business.
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And we can watch movies whenever we want!
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Come on, you guys wanna come see it?!
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You're gonna love it, Sharon.
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It is in pristine condition.
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I just wish you'd have talked to
me before spending all our money.
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Sharon, it was ten thousand
dollars for the entire place.
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It wasn't gonna last!
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Don't worry we'll make the money
back in a week. Guaranteed.
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You excited Stan?
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Huh? Sorry, I'm watching
a movie on my iPad.
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Well, there she is.
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It's a new beginning for us!
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I don't wanna go in there.
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Shelley come on!
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Can you believe it?
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Completely turn key!
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You got your Sci-Fi, comedies,
buddy flicks, chick flicks,
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all on BluRay or DVD.
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Well, what do you think?
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It's awesome.
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You should try to get it on
that 'ancient civilizations'
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show so that people can see
how cultures used to live.
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Oh ha ha ha, I get it.
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Blockbuster is so out of date it's ancient.
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Ha ha Sharon, okay I get it.
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I didn't say anything.
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You were thinking it. But you're wrong.
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The average person still wants
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to rent movies they can
hold in their hands.
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We're gonna have customers
up our ass, Sharon.
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Up our ass.
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How many, uh, how many copies of
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"Meet the Fockers" do we
have in stock, Shelley.
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Six, we still have six.
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Ok good, that should... that
should be good, Shelley.
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Go get it, filmore!
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No way. I ain't goin' near that place.
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Y-you go get it.
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Hey you kids looking to rent some DVDs?
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What's he talking' about rent a "Diva Dee"??
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Oh, I get it.
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Blockbuster is so old it's creepy. Ha ha.
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Nobody rents movies anymore.
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People just don't know we're open yet!
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Little pricks.
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Hello! Welcome to Blockbuster!
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Can I help you find something?
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I can't find... "Turner and Hooch".
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Where is "Turner and Hooch"?
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Oh I believe we have that over in...
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Oh. Oh, I get it.
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Video stores are so old
they have ghosts in them.
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Ok thanks, I get it.
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But you're wrong!
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Emily.?!
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Emily, the war is over!
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Let's go rent a movie at Blockbuster.
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You can be a spooky ost all you want,
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it wasn't a stupid idea to buy this place.
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The hounds are calling Emily!!
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Let's rent something now.
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I'll have you know that Netflix,
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Hulu and Crackle still don't
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make the money Blockbuster does.
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Streaming movies is not for everyone!
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The hounds, Emily!
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The hounds!
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Go ahead!
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All you want, bro, all you want.
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This was a great idea but no,
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everyone just wants to prove
that Randy's goin' crazy!
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A brpbpbpbpb!!!!
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Oh don't mind Randy, he's just
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losing his mind drrrrrrrr!!!!!
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You know what, [bleep] you and Emily.
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I think something might be wrong with dad.
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Ya think.
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Oh, hey Eric and Kenny!
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You guys don't have costumes?
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We're actually on our way over to Kyle's
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because our costumes are
so multifaceted and cool
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we have to put them on together.
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Yeah.
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Uh, what are you supposed to be Butters?
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I'm a wereprechaun.
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You know, a leprechaun that's
been bitten by a werewolf.
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And Jimmy's "Gangnam Style".
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Wo-wo-wo-wope em Gangnam Style.
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Yeah, really cool, guys.
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You'll be some stiff competition
at the costume contest for sure.
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Come on! What are you guys going as?
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You'll just have to wait and see.
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I think that's good, feel tight enough.
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Yeah, it's awesome! Thanks, mom.
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Let's see the shield.
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Put down the blue orby thing red skull.
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Yay!
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Hey woa, what are you doing?
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Stan's about to go out with his friends.
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No, no, I need everybody tonight!
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It's our big night!
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For what?
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It's Halloween!
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Everyone rents scary movies on Halloween!
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I'm sorry Stanley, but
I need your help here.
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God, I hate this family!
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Randy, let him go trick or treating.
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You guys don't understand!
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We're doing a big Halloween promotion.
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I've put up flyers, and I've got
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apple bobbing and candy corns!
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This is night we turn it all around!
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Dad nobody's gonna come.
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Oh, you'll see.
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I'm sorry Stan but in about
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thirty minutes this place is
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gonna be swamped with people
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trying to rent DVDs.
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Renting DVDs is more ancient
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than Madonna's boobs!
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That's enough, Stanley!
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Ew! Gross!
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I can't go trick or treating.
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My dad says I have to stay
and help with the store.
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Yes, I'm serious.
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I know it sucks, Kyle.
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Dude, you can't do this!
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How can we be The Avengers
without Captain America?!
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I know but there's nothing I can do.
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But what about the costume contest?
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What's going on, Kyle?
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Stan can't come.
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Stan's can't come?!?!
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But he's Captain America!
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I'm sorry you guys.
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My dad's doing a big Halloween promotion.
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Does anybody even go to
Blockbuster anymore?
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No, dude. Nobody.
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My dad, he's kind of losing it.
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To be honest I feel kind of bad for him.
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Stan get off the damn phone
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people are gonna start calling
to reserve movies! Gal!
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Oh never mind, I hate him again.
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Dude you can't miss Halloween.
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You have your iPad?
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Yeah.
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Ok, I'm gonna go grab mine.
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I have an idea.
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Alright, where should we
trick or treat first?
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How about we try the barkers?
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Oh no looks like they're not home.
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This is ridiculous.
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We've been planning this
Halloween for two months and
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Stan has to go and ruin it.
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He looks fine.
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Oh, let's go to the Peterson's house!
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Yeah, he looks totally fine.
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Except that when we walk up to a
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house people will be like
'oh wow it's The Avengers!
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And some Captain Facetime skateboard guy!
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Trick or treat...
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Or treat.
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Oh wow! Look, honey, it's Iron Man,
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Captain America, Thor and Bruce Valanche!
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I'm not Bruce Valanche!
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What are you supposed to be?
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Oh right, you're supposed to be that...
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The Incredible...
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Right, right!
The Incredible Chaz Bono!
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Remember honey dancing with the
stars, the fat transexual?
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Oh cute!
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No, not Chaz Bono.
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Did you see my skin?
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I'm green.
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The Incredible Harvey firestein?
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No, he's just gay and fat,
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honey, he's not green.
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The person I'm dressed as
is not fat and not gay.
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The incredibly fat and
gay skinny straight man?
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Just give us some [bleep] candy!
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It's Stan's stupid Captain America costume!
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That's what's throwing everybody off!
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How are people supposed to get
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that I'm The Hulk when Captain
America is on frickin' Facetime?!
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Trick or treat.
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Oh, wow, it's The Avengers!
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That's right!
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Oh, and honey boo boo!
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Kids, come see the green
honey boo boo costume!
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Oh it's getting colder out.
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Yeah, you can definitely
tell that winter's coming.
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What's the matter?
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That old creepy place.
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I saw someone in the window there.
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Come on, let's get out of here.
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They'll come.
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Sooner or later.
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They'll have to come.
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Why?
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Why isn't anyone showing up?
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It's Halloween night. People
should be renting spooky movies!
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What's happened to the world?
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Things used to be. So simple.
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Good evening, fine sir!
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I would like. To rent a movie!
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Of course, Mr. Marsh.
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What'll it be?
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I'll take a DVD of Robocop 2 and
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the Director's Cut of Blade Runner.
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Coming right up.
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No place like the video
store, hey my friend?
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Convenience at it's peak!
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Your son and wife don't seem to
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quite agree with you about the video store.
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In fact your son seems to
think video stores are.
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'As ancient as Madonna's boobs'.
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He's a. He's a very progressive little boy.
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Gets it from his mother.
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If I may say so, Mr. Marsh.
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Your Blockbuster will never get
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any customers with those two
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negative nancies sabotaging you.
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You may need to do something.
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Rather extreme.
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If I may say so, Mr. Marsh.
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Trick or treat.
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You are the owner of
Blockbuster, Mr. Marsh.
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You must be willing to do anything.
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No! No, I won't do it!
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Leave him out of this
he's just a little boy!!!
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Hey Stan.
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We still have an hour
before the costume contest,
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so let's go hit the houses on...
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Dude, dude dude!
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Check it out!
265
00:11:50,851 --> 00:11:51,782
What? What's he doing?
266
00:11:51,783 --> 00:11:53,723
Somebody's breaking into that Kum & Go!!
267
00:11:53,724 --> 00:11:55,640
You guys, we gotta stop him!
268
00:11:55,641 --> 00:11:56,474
Yeah, dude!
269
00:11:56,475 --> 00:11:57,686
We are The Avengers!
270
00:11:57,687 --> 00:11:59,052
Hey where did you guys go?
271
00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:00,393
Oh, sorry, dude.
272
00:12:00,628 --> 00:12:01,685
Alright avengers!
273
00:12:01,686 --> 00:12:03,569
What say we take this scumbag down!
274
00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:05,569
Stan and Kyle, you take the back entrance!
275
00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:07,307
Cartman and I will block him from the side!
276
00:12:07,308 --> 00:12:09,355
Cartman smash!!!!!
277
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:12,420
Alright the camera's out, hurry up you two!
278
00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:19,491
What the... you told me these
things were full of money!
279
00:12:19,492 --> 00:12:23,033
It's Halloween I thought everyone
would be renting spooky movies!
280
00:12:24,538 --> 00:12:25,327
For Odin!
281
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,340
For Asgard!!!
282
00:12:26,341 --> 00:12:27,573
Who are you?!
283
00:12:27,984 --> 00:12:30,100
Oh crap there's a bunch of them. Nevermind.
284
00:12:30,264 --> 00:12:31,863
Holy shit, they shot this guy!
285
00:12:31,864 --> 00:12:32,759
Oh my God!
286
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,771
Dude, this, let's bail!
287
00:12:35,577 --> 00:12:36,809
Get em!
288
00:12:36,869 --> 00:12:39,373
Oh my gosh that's so cute!
289
00:12:39,374 --> 00:12:41,403
And so what is little Monica wearing?
290
00:12:41,453 --> 00:12:43,505
Oh I bet she's adorable.
291
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,546
No, we've just sort of been here
292
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:48,553
for the most part, yeah,
are you guys staying in?
293
00:12:49,247 --> 00:12:50,579
You're watching the thing.
294
00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:52,862
Oh that's fun, on Netflix or Hulu?
295
00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:54,750
On your Xbox, uh-huh.
296
00:12:55,249 --> 00:12:56,745
Yeah, no at some point I'm hoping
297
00:12:56,746 --> 00:12:59,039
we can just call it a night and go home.
298
00:12:59,322 --> 00:13:01,771
No, you don't need to
send help thanks though.
299
00:13:02,223 --> 00:13:04,459
Are you guys getting a lot
of trick or treaters?
300
00:13:04,887 --> 00:13:07,133
Yeah? Oh really?
301
00:13:07,346 --> 00:13:08,923
Who Barb and Michael?
302
00:13:09,219 --> 00:13:10,700
Oh yeah.
303
00:13:12,551 --> 00:13:14,312
Hey - hang on a second, Karen...
304
00:13:14,313 --> 00:13:15,958
Can I help you with something?
305
00:13:16,445 --> 00:13:18,593
According to industry experts,
306
00:13:18,594 --> 00:13:20,591
many rural areas don't have the
307
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,681
bandwidth to support DVD quality
308
00:13:22,682 --> 00:13:24,592
video in streaming services and
309
00:13:24,593 --> 00:13:26,518
won't for years to come, making
310
00:13:26,519 --> 00:13:29,933
DVD rental still their best
movie watching option.
311
00:13:32,536 --> 00:13:34,396
Sorry, Karen. You were saying...
312
00:13:34,443 --> 00:13:35,976
No, it wasn't a customer.
313
00:13:35,977 --> 00:13:37,381
No, it's just Randy.
314
00:13:37,881 --> 00:13:40,164
Yes, a customer would
have been nice, I know.
315
00:13:41,226 --> 00:13:43,205
God dammit, those kids saw us!
316
00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:44,653
And you let them get away?!
317
00:13:44,654 --> 00:13:46,522
It was The Avengers, Brad!
318
00:13:46,523 --> 00:13:50,173
Hey! We caught one of em, got
him tied up in the back.
319
00:13:52,243 --> 00:13:54,578
Alright, who were your friends?
320
00:13:54,579 --> 00:13:56,153
Just let me go! We're nobody!
321
00:13:56,154 --> 00:13:57,995
We didn't see anything! I promise!
322
00:13:57,996 --> 00:14:00,106
He's lying they saw everything!
323
00:14:00,371 --> 00:14:02,423
Let's try this again...
324
00:14:02,893 --> 00:14:06,206
No! Dude, please! This is
my best friend's iPad!
325
00:14:07,241 --> 00:14:08,024
Nooooooo!!!!!
326
00:14:08,025 --> 00:14:09,373
Okay okay okay okay!
327
00:14:09,374 --> 00:14:11,359
Their names are Bruce, Tony and Kurt!
328
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,775
Hey one of them dropped this.
329
00:14:12,776 --> 00:14:16,079
It's an invitation to a Monster
Mash at the Community Center.
330
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,979
No, no we weren't gonna go there!
331
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,536
Sure you weren't.
332
00:14:19,679 --> 00:14:20,653
Get rid of him.
333
00:14:20,654 --> 00:14:23,085
No! I won't say anything I promise!
334
00:14:31,478 --> 00:14:32,553
What are you gonna do?!
335
00:14:32,554 --> 00:14:33,510
Please!
336
00:14:33,511 --> 00:14:34,887
Please just lemme go!
337
00:14:35,162 --> 00:14:36,094
No!
338
00:14:36,095 --> 00:14:37,770
Sorry, kid, end of the line.
339
00:14:37,771 --> 00:14:39,757
Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
340
00:15:06,335 --> 00:15:07,627
What the hell?
341
00:15:08,722 --> 00:15:10,286
Shelley, I need to use your cell phone.
342
00:15:10,287 --> 00:15:13,256
I can't find it. Somebody took it!
343
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:17,747
Alright Randy where are the car keys?
344
00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:20,740
Randy, where are the keys to the car.
345
00:15:22,604 --> 00:15:23,881
God dammit.
346
00:15:28,437 --> 00:15:30,289
Did you have fun at the Halloween party?
347
00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:32,189
I did. Thanks so much Ben.
348
00:15:32,190 --> 00:15:34,132
And thanks for walking me home.
349
00:15:35,371 --> 00:15:36,584
What's the matter?
350
00:15:37,282 --> 00:15:38,555
What is that?
351
00:15:38,573 --> 00:15:39,860
What is what?
352
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:41,981
Somebody dumped a...
353
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,110
Oh my God, Ben, it's a little boy!
354
00:15:44,937 --> 00:15:45,955
Hello?
355
00:15:45,956 --> 00:15:46,830
Are you okay?
356
00:15:46,831 --> 00:15:47,941
Little boy?!
357
00:15:47,942 --> 00:15:49,129
Huh, what?
358
00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:51,032
Oh. Hello. Who is that?
359
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,715
It's okay, try and stay calm.
360
00:15:52,716 --> 00:15:54,264
Oh, thank God you found me!
361
00:15:54,265 --> 00:15:55,943
What is he doing way out here?
362
00:15:55,968 --> 00:15:57,968
You have to give me to my friends.
They aren't safe.
363
00:16:00,594 --> 00:16:02,687
And then we ran out of the
come and go and these guys
364
00:16:02,688 --> 00:16:04,077
they took our friend!
365
00:16:04,078 --> 00:16:06,802
Sounds like you're talking
about the Redbox killers.
366
00:16:06,886 --> 00:16:08,105
They've murdered over a dozen
367
00:16:08,106 --> 00:16:10,462
people trying to get the
cash from redboxes.
368
00:16:10,463 --> 00:16:11,549
Oh, my God.
369
00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:13,350
You mean they don't know people
can stream movies cheaper
370
00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:14,826
and more conveniently online?
371
00:16:14,827 --> 00:16:15,948
Apparently not.
372
00:16:15,949 --> 00:16:17,151
These are dangerous guys.
373
00:16:17,152 --> 00:16:18,991
Do you have any idea
where they were headed?
374
00:16:18,992 --> 00:16:20,189
Sir, there's a kid over at the
375
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,105
hospital saying he saw everything.
376
00:16:22,547 --> 00:16:23,424
They said they were heading to
377
00:16:23,425 --> 00:16:24,762
the big party at the Community Center.
378
00:16:24,763 --> 00:16:26,612
You have to stop it my
friends are in trouble!
379
00:16:26,613 --> 00:16:27,364
Stan!
380
00:16:27,365 --> 00:16:28,429
Guys, you're ok!
381
00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:29,438
What happened to you?
382
00:16:29,439 --> 00:16:30,790
It's alright, it's just a scratch.
383
00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:32,225
Hey, this means we can still
384
00:16:32,226 --> 00:16:33,723
make the costume contest you guys!
385
00:16:33,724 --> 00:16:34,602
No!
386
00:16:34,603 --> 00:16:35,963
They're looking for you there!
387
00:16:35,964 --> 00:16:37,936
Sir, you've got to cancel the Monster Mash.
388
00:16:37,937 --> 00:16:39,604
What?! Are you crazy!
389
00:16:39,605 --> 00:16:41,182
We can't cancel the Monster Mash
390
00:16:41,183 --> 00:16:42,349
it's Halloween night!
391
00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:44,483
It's the Monster Mash's
biggest night of the year.
392
00:16:44,484 --> 00:16:46,821
The Monster Mash is only on Halloween...
393
00:16:47,681 --> 00:16:48,681
Dude, if these guys are as bad
394
00:16:48,682 --> 00:16:49,934
as you say then we have to do something!
395
00:16:49,935 --> 00:16:51,317
Yeah, people are going to get hurt.
396
00:16:51,318 --> 00:16:52,874
How many people at the Monster Mash?
397
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:55,280
Most the town, sir, it's a graveyard smash.
398
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,897
Whatever we do we better
hurry, it gets on in a flash.
399
00:16:58,032 --> 00:17:00,296
You boys say you can
identify the redbox thieves?
400
00:17:00,297 --> 00:17:01,926
Yes. We saw their faces.
401
00:17:01,927 --> 00:17:03,377
Alright then - we're going to
402
00:17:03,378 --> 00:17:06,633
have to send one of you
into the party in disguise.
403
00:17:17,557 --> 00:17:20,122
That sure is a great Gangnam
Style costume, Craig!
404
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,225
I'm a wereprechaun.
405
00:17:21,226 --> 00:17:23,991
You know, a leprechaun that's
been bitten by a werewolf.
406
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,890
Oh wow, nice costume, Stan.
407
00:17:25,891 --> 00:17:27,907
It's Gangnamstein!
408
00:17:28,346 --> 00:17:30,594
Don't say my name Butters!
I'm here undercover.
409
00:17:30,595 --> 00:17:33,060
Okay, Stan! Enjoy the Monster Mash!
410
00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:37,107
Hey be careful in there!
411
00:17:37,108 --> 00:17:39,196
Sorry! I can't see a thing in here!
412
00:17:39,197 --> 00:17:40,710
It's alright just go straight...
413
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:43,599
now turn left - ok, now go about ten steps.
414
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,064
Wow, Gangnamstein!
415
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,822
I wish I'da thought of that!
416
00:17:48,091 --> 00:17:49,372
Stan?!
417
00:17:49,408 --> 00:17:52,281
Daddy wants to have a little talk, Stan!
418
00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:54,202
Stanny boy!
419
00:17:54,401 --> 00:17:56,345
I'm cominnnn!!!
420
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,478
Oh look! Wedding crashers!
421
00:17:59,401 --> 00:18:00,911
What are you doing Shelley?
422
00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:04,037
Nothing, dad. Go back
to killing the family.
423
00:18:04,070 --> 00:18:05,023
Okay.
424
00:18:05,024 --> 00:18:06,245
Stan?!
425
00:18:06,246 --> 00:18:08,423
Stanny boy, I'm comin!!!
426
00:18:08,424 --> 00:18:10,053
Mkay everyone it's time to start
427
00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:12,121
the costume contest, mkay.
428
00:18:12,122 --> 00:18:13,725
Wait a minute, there they are!
429
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,007
There's who?
430
00:18:16,382 --> 00:18:19,074
Listen everybody, those
guys right over there are...
431
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,996
who are you people!?!
432
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,801
You aren't real!!!!!
433
00:18:22,923 --> 00:18:24,265
Hey, hey I can't see!
434
00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:25,253
Where do I go!
435
00:18:25,254 --> 00:18:27,889
You think I'm crazy for
buying the Blockbuster!!!
436
00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:29,739
Now I'll make you pay!!!!
437
00:18:32,364 --> 00:18:35,345
I got a little something
for all of you!!!!!
438
00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:43,850
Run! You better run!!!!!
439
00:18:46,819 --> 00:18:50,322
Aahghg! Look at the people
watching movies on their Xbox!!!
440
00:18:56,280 --> 00:19:00,689
Oh, streaming Halloween four ha ha ha!
441
00:19:06,502 --> 00:19:07,851
Fire!
442
00:19:09,672 --> 00:19:11,010
Hey what are you doing...
443
00:19:11,011 --> 00:19:12,714
It's mine, dad! Get your own!
444
00:19:12,715 --> 00:19:14,018
What the hell is going on?
445
00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:21,146
We got the son of a bitch.
446
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,144
Wait. Wasn't that Peterson in there?
447
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:28,812
Well, hope you guys have learned
that crime doesn't pay.
448
00:19:28,813 --> 00:19:32,004
Not without the convenience of
online streaming, it don't..
449
00:19:32,090 --> 00:19:35,279
Kyle, Kyle, it's Stan, he's dying.
450
00:19:37,412 --> 00:19:38,896
Stan? Hey dude.
451
00:19:38,897 --> 00:19:41,184
The judging's almost done
you're gonna make it.
452
00:19:41,866 --> 00:19:42,963
Oh God.
453
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,631
Somebody get me a charger!!!!!
454
00:19:44,632 --> 00:19:46,382
Hold on, Stan, don't die on us.
455
00:19:46,383 --> 00:19:48,783
It's ok, Kyle, it's ok.
456
00:19:49,018 --> 00:19:50,278
Hit ok.
457
00:19:51,532 --> 00:19:53,225
You guys go win that costume contest.
458
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,374
You can do it.
459
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:55,710
Lift the trophy for me.
460
00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:57,159
You're gonna see it.
461
00:19:57,466 --> 00:19:59,863
Will somebody get me a God damn charger!!!!
462
00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:03,030
Just have a good Halloween
you guys, and Kenny?
463
00:20:03,115 --> 00:20:04,474
Yeah, Stan?
464
00:20:04,664 --> 00:20:05,995
Stay gold.
465
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,123
LA LA.
466
00:20:11,951 --> 00:20:16,267
Ral alala ala..
467
00:20:16,898 --> 00:20:18,438
Stan!
468
00:20:18,765 --> 00:20:20,685
I'm comin!
469
00:20:21,612 --> 00:20:23,930
I'm comin', Stan!
470
00:20:24,218 --> 00:20:26,296
Ra ra ra ra.
471
00:20:26,922 --> 00:20:29,566
Rarraar, Stan..
472
00:20:42,764 --> 00:20:45,053
I spoke with the insurance company.
473
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:51,430
They said we can get
some of our money back.
474
00:20:51,431 --> 00:20:53,571
Not all of it, but some.
475
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:58,441
You wanna come home? Get
changed, take a shower?
476
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,139
No.
477
00:21:01,891 --> 00:21:04,640
You wanna just sit here a
little more and be frozen?
478
00:21:05,744 --> 00:21:07,100
Yeah.
479
00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:10,354
You want me to bring you some McDonalds?
480
00:21:11,919 --> 00:21:13,386
Okay.
481
00:21:13,591 --> 00:21:15,494
What do you want from McDonalds?
482
00:21:16,549 --> 00:21:18,374
Chicken nuggets.
483
00:21:19,447 --> 00:21:21,230
And fries.
484
00:21:22,049 --> 00:21:24,182
Sweet and sour sauce.
485
00:21:25,697 --> 00:21:27,408
And a Hi-C orange.
486
00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:44,533
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