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Doki Fansubs

Translator: Pipelynx

TLC: Nanakoto

Timer: masat

Editor: Lexicon-ae

Typesetter: Holo

Karaoke: Jecht

Karaoke Timer: Holo

Songs TL: Niphty, tony-san, Holo

Encoder: Holo

QC: AvidElite, Holo

http://doki.hologfx.com/ #doki@irc.rizon.net

This is a free fansub. Not for sale, rent or Ebay.

But still, Dad is quite lucky!

He won a PC in a bingo competition at work!

Isn't it great? We've never had a PC in our house before.

I would have preferred a game console, though.

Keita, you're still such a kid.

And why's that?

If you have a PC, you can use the internet.

And on the internet, there are lots of uncensored...

Uncensored?

In other words, you can find lots of different information!

Isn't it like a dream to have the whole world connected like this?

Well, this dream might just stay a dream...

Next stop, Akihabara, Akihabara.

Akihabara

Even so, there are lots of dreams left in Akiba!

Let's go, Ako.

Yes, to Akiba!

What's up with them?

Uneasiness at Akiba

It suits you, Ako-nyan.

A...Ako-nyan?

Cute.

Not you too.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

Hide a tree in a forest, right?

Master!

Thank you very much!

I see...

But why only me?!

Whatever, just go nyaa. Nyaa~

You know...

Ny-Nyaa~

Ako-nyan! Ako-nyan! Ako-nyan!

It's been a while since we've gone shopping.

What are you doing? Let's go.

The stores are all the same... It seems so easy to get lost here.

If you can make out the tiny differences, then you're a denizen of Akiba.

A denizen of Akiba...

Somehow, I'm getting dizzy already.

We were up all night, too.

Up all night? Why?

Well...

porn

erotic videos

What is this?

It says it can't be displayed?

It's a filter!

It's designed to keep children away from porn sites.

What do we do?

Let's search with perverted words that the block doesn't catch.

Do you think there are any?

Common words like "lewd" or "dirty" won't work.

You've tried that before, haven't you?

Whatever. You think of some words, too.

Nikubou is referring to a ero manga series called Nikubou Shaseihen (Anal Justice)

Then... "Nikubou".

It's gonna catch that!

You've tried that too?

Nothing works... Maybe it's still too direct.

Let's switch.

Peeing, urination, piss-maniac...

You're being awfully specific.

Blowjob, lesbian, effective fondling...

My first time, treasure ship, men's first sexual experience...

"Matsuba kuzushi" "daruma gaeshi" - Japanese Sex Positions

"Matsuba kuzushi", sailboat, "daruma gaeshi"!

That's it... I'm at my limit.

If we can't get it on the net, we'll have to buy the software.

Software?

It's decided. We're getting an eroge!

Ero? What are you saying? Those are just drawings!

There's no difference in eroticism between 2D and 3D!

How can you get excited about some drawings?

Apologize! Say that you are sorry to all the eroge fans!

Listen up Ako, eroge is the first step to adulthood.

A game which can only be played on a PC, a holy ground, that children cannot enter!

We should buy an eroge, or rather, we can't afford not to!

After that, we girls will become women!

I played this a lot, but I couldn't beat the boss on level 4 at all.

This brings back memories!

You know what to do right, Riko?

Yeah, we have to stop Keita from finding out that we're buying an eroge.

Yes, if he finds out...

Buying an eroge...

Ako-nee... You're so indecent!

Wait, Kei-chan, it's a misunderstanding!

It would be terrible.

Wait a moment, there's a different way to look at this.

To buy an eroge...

Riko-nee, were you that unsatisfied?

Sorry...

No, I'm sorry for not noticing.

But the real thing is better, right?

Keita!

That would be the best!

No way.

Anyway, I'll keep him occupied, and in the meantime...

I will get the eroge.

Failure is not acceptable.

Leave it to me. Mission start!

From here on is

The Adult Floor

Please leave if you are under 18.

Manager

Kei-chan, this way, this way.

What the hell is this about? And where did Riko-nee go anyway?

Somewhere~

Are you hiding something? The two of you are being a little strange today.

N-No way. More importantly, here we are.

C-Cosplay?!

Ehh? A photo?!

The customers put on costumes and get their picture taken.

I really don't want to...

Since we've come all the way to Akiba, it'd be a shame if we didn't try it out.

For memories. For memories of Akiba!

But...

Look, look! Do you like the nurse one? There's a Chinese dress, too!

Welcome! We have costumes for couples too.

All right, we'll take one of those.

How do I put this on?

Kei-chan, are you done changing?

No, not yet. There's no way I can possibly wear this!

Geez. I'll help you.

W-What kind of outfit is that?

A female warrior.

Isn't it embarrassing?

It's almost provocatively revealing.

You don't need to say it! You're embarrassing me.

Now, get changed quickly.

Ako-nee, w-wait!

Stop stripping me!

Stop resisting.

Pipe down already! Manners have been declining in Akiba lately.

This calls for education!

Hey! Keep it down!

What the hell are you two doing?

Doing perverted things are bad!

I'm sorry...

S-Sensei?

What is it, Ako-nee?

W-Wasn't that Kiryuu-sensei just now?

But really, it couldn't be...

Just now... Wasn't that Suminoe Ako-san from the student council?

What's she doing here?

Wait, does she have the same hobby?

No way

More importantly, she saw me in this outfit... I've failed as a teacher.

What should I do?

Kanetsugu-sama!

Running means winning

Running means winning

I understand, Kanetsugu-sama!

Even though I really want my cosplay picture, right now I'll grab what I came for and run.

Adult games

Which one would be good...

left!

Emergency disposal!

Limited forbidden sales!

No more sales after

tomorrow!

Only

Banned from sale...

This is it!

I was faster!

No, I was! Get your hands off this right now.

Ah... Yes...

Kiryuu... sensei?

Suminoe... Riko-san?

W-Why is Suminoe Riko-san from the disciplinary committee here?!

What is this? Another surprise? Is it a surprise?!

Teacher Disqualified

Teacher Disqualified

No, I can't give up like this.

I have to show a firm "teacher-like" attitude.

Suminoe-san, what's a high school student doing here in the adult section?

And what are you doing grabbing an eroge, Kiryuu-sensei?

You're misunderstanding, this is about...

Yes, I'm researching the bad influences that these games have on young people.

Lucky! There's still one left. The last one is mine.

I'm buying that!

Oh no!

"I'm buying that!" What's that supposed to mean?

Erm, well...

Anyway, I'm confiscating this!

Wait!

Where did Riko-nee disappear to?

Y-Yeah. I bet she'll be back soon.

Maybe I should go and look for her.

It's all right! I'll go and look for her, so just wait here.

Thank you very much.

Confiscated, huh? What are you buying there?

This is... You know...

So basically, you wanted it for yourself.

Riko, what are you doing?

S-Suminoe Ako-san?

Kiryuu-sensei?

You've come at the perfect time. Help me reclaim our eroge.

You're wrong, I'm not...

I'm just buying it so you guys can't!

You seemed pretty excited when you bought it, though.

Now that you mention it, back at the cosplay store...

Sensei, are you by any chance... an otaku?

This is as far as I can go...

Help me with this, Kanetsugu-sama!

Leave it to me

Ahh, I finally found you!

K-Kei-chan?

What are you doing on the adult floor?

It's... You know...

Chasing our dreams, I'd say...

Who's this?

She's our teacher in high school.

Oh, I'm pleased to meet you.

And you are, if I remember correctly, Suminoe Ako-san's...

...younger brother, Keita. Thanks for taking care of my older sister.

Younger brother!?

Yes.

Now that I think about it, there were rumours that Ako-san was in love with her younger brother.

And the game Riko-san wanted...

The lewd twins opening up to their younger brother. Golden shower time until the morning!

You dropped this.

Uh oh...

Kei-chan?

Ako-nee, Riko-nee... You didn't come to Akiba for this, did you?

What are you guys thinking, doing perverted things between brother and sister!

I don't want to be told that by a teacher buying eroge!

The problem lies elsewhere right now!

Even if siblings love each other, they won't have a future!

Being this abnormal, you're just going to be miserable!

We disagree...

...because we're not related by blood to Keita.

He's our step-brother.

So there's no problem.

Of course there is! Ethically, morally and educationally!

We just love Keita!

It just so happens that he became our brother.

But still...

And you, don't you care that your sisters say they love you?

Hmm? I guess I'm a bit excited.

This is bad. I have to do something about him.

He must be the root of the problem.

His lewd attitude made his sisters lose control!

To shoot the commander, I must first shoot the horse!

This is the time for a teacher to shine!

Additional copies of this cancelled title are available! "The Lewd Twins and Their Younger Brother", the last three copies!

First come first serve!

What do we do?

But Kei-chan is...

G-Gone?

We won't be interrupted here.

What's this about? Why did you take me to a place like this?

Don't tell me!

You're jumping to lewd conclusions already. So the problem really is you.

Let's talk about your sisters.

I will risk my reputation as a teacher and put you back on the right path!

I am putting an end to your forbidden relationships.

Excuse me.

Miss, what kind of armour would you like for your cosplay?

Cosplay?

Yes.

In this store, the man would put on armour and allow the woman to serve him.

It's a popular flirting game.

F-Flirting game?

Kanetsugu-sama, please... flirt with me!

Then I shall do as you say!

Let's see you take three shots from my cannon!

Please, fire it!

Kanetsugu-sama~!

Ahem. No, we didn't come here for that!

The most popular one is the Naoe Kanetsugu-sama cosplay.

I'll take that, please!

I can't find them anywhere!

Anyway, let's keep looking.

They're your sisters, you know. You must not be carried away by the mood. Do you understand?

Well, telling me when we're dressed like this...

Never mind the details.

When you put on armour, don't you feel your body and soul tightening up?

Just as if the stoicism of a military commander from the Sengoku era was flowing into you.

You can't run away!

Ahh! Nobunaga-sama! More please, more please!

Like this?

What I'm saying is, with your siblings...

Let's get to it!

Ahh~ My dear brother, your cannon is too big! I don't think I can take it~

A-Anyway, a love relationship between brother and sister is the worst!

The worst?

Pull yourself together!

At this rate, your sisters will become even more hopeless!

Listening to you...

What exactly do you think you know about us?

To me, they're the best sisters ever!

I'm leaving.

Wait!

What are you guys doing?!

If we'd stepped in a little later, what would have happened?

What were you thinking, Sensei?

Found you, Onee-chan!

Hello Keita-senpai.

Hello AkoRiko-senpai.

Mikazuki, why are you...?

Has Onee-chan been bothering you?

Onee-chan?

Kiryuu-sensei is your big sister?

Yes, that's right.

Thank you, Onee-chan. You bought the game for me.

But that's an eroge...

This game contains a new piece of work by my favourite mangaka.

But I'm under 18, so I can't go and buy it.

Someone who tried to buy it

But I really, really wanted it, and when I was agonizing over it, my sister said she would buy it for me.

She said she would keep it for me until I was old enough,

and being a teacher and all, she endured the embarrassment of going into the adult section for me.

What a kind sister I have!

So that's how it is.

Wait, that explains the eroge, but what about the thing with Keita?

Did something happen?

She said that recently, young people in Akiba were misguided, and using their bodies for education, or so I heard...

For education...

My sister is really enthusiastic about education, so she may have gone too far.

No, it's not really...

We might have, as well...

Well, see you.

See you later, Keita-senpai!

You two get along well.

Yes, of course.

She's a very reliable sister.

A reliable sister...

Don't you want Kei-chan to call us that?

Japan's number one!

That's great, that's great, Onee-chan!

More vigorously, more daringly!

Mikazuki, this is embarrassing!

If I don't upload something like this, my page views won't increase.

You're putting this on a blog?

Don't worry, don't worry. I'll hide your face.

That's not the problem...

My lies have saved you about a hundred times, so don't complain now.

Geez, you are a teacher, but you cosplay and love eroge.

Note: fujoshi - Literally "Rotten girl"

You're also a military commander maniac and fujoshi.

Sorry...

If you're really sorry, then get back into pose!

Another hundred.

Ah, forgive me!

Keep it together, Yuzuki!

Don't mix reality and fantasies together!

But, but, a little is fine, just once more, just five minutes!

If I keep doing this, I'm going to lose my senses!

Next episode:

What!? A Dripping Wet Midsummer Delusion

What!? A Dripping Wet Midsummer Delusion

I'll give you a kiss!