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Previously on "Grosse Pointe
Garden Society"...
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Did you do something
to my dog?
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Since when did you
start packing heat?
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My dad gave it to me
after the break-in.
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- Now you owe me.
- What do you want?
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You'll be the first to know.
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- Mom, where's Daddy?
- He left.
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- When's he coming back?
- Never.
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I saw you with Joel.
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- Maybe you misunderstood.
- All over town.
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Choose my husband or my son.
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Why did you leave me
for that guy?
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You left me first.
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- What's our goal here?
- Dig up dirt on Brett.
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Find me something I can use.
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How do we get the body
to the garden?
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Then we'll use their car.
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♪ Na-na-na
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♪ Na-na-na-na
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♪ Na-na-na
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♪ Na-na-na-na
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♪ Na-na-na
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Welcome
to Monaco Under the Stars.
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Don't scratch it.
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So first thing to know is,
they're all dicks.
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♪ And once in March,
your dog has no name ♪
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You don't have to tell me.
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♪ But this feeling does
because... ♪
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You know what?
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If you just show me where,
I can park it myself.
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Don't worry, ma'am.
We'll take good care of it.
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♪ A bright light
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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♪ Across your soul,
you know ♪
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♪ Na-na-na
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Plate number on the ticket.
Keys in the glove box.
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It's a mess back there.
- Seems easy enough.
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Why don't you
get those first?
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Who doesn't drive
a black Cadillac in this town?
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♪ Na-na-na
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Thanks for coming in.
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Got to say, I was a little
surprised you texted.
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Ford got into college.
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- What?
- Early decision.
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- Oh, my God.
- Albion.
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- This is incredible.
- I know.
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Okay, uh, I'll--
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I'll call my accountant
and get everything started--
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tuition, room and board.
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Ooh, I was thinking
I could start
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a splurge account for him.
- No, that won't be necessary.
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Oh, just in case
he wants to buy,
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like, back-to-school clothes
or, like, boba or whatever.
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They gave him a scholarship.
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Wow.
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So we don't really need
any more handouts from you.
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Can I at least
congratulate him?
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I'll tell him
you're super pumped.
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- I just meant if--
- I know what you meant.
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There is no reason for you
to be in our lives anymore.
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I just want you to know that
I never told him he's adopted.
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Hmm.
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Didn't change the conversation
we had about his last 17 years.
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I bet he's pretty upset.
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He's forgiven me.
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He--
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he won't return
any of my calls.
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Well, you're not his mom.
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Drink's on me.
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Everything has a season.
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Just like winter
in a garden,
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our own lives can feel
frozen in time.
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♪ My hand is asking
to be held ♪
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♪ If you listen hard,
you'll hear it say... ♪
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You too.
You're next. You're next!
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Yeah!
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Whoa.
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♪ Your hand is cold,
and so is mine ♪
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Uh-huh.
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Uh, babe, babe, babe,
babe, babe, babe, babe! Mm!
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I can't let you die
on this couch.
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Okay.
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You need a purpose again.
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What's more important
than surviving
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the zombie apocalypse?
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♪ Likes the feeling
of you there ♪
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Babe, can you just--
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♪ I know, it told me so
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Fostering Gail.
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Oh, my--
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Wait, who names a dog Gail?
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But winter can also be
a time of growth,
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even if it's painful.
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Just because Grandma and
Grandpa are getting a divorce
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doesn't mean
they don't still love you.
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- Do we get two Christmases?
- Sure, why not?
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- What about two Hanukkahs?
- We're not Jewish.
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Why can't we celebrate both?
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I think someone's looking
to maximize their presents.
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Don't you worry, baby.
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We will spoil you rotten
a little extra this year.
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Two Christmases and Hanukkah.
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That's what
I'm talking about.
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The--the point is that...
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it's normal to have
big feelings about this.
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But nothing's gonna change.
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Except we're selling
the house.
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Wait, what?
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We want you
to be our realtor.
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Yay, Mommy.
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- Whoo-hoo.
- Yes.
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Hey, Grandma, can your
new house have a swimming pool?
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Grandpa...
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Yeah, both the kids' fevers
are really high.
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What's he saying?
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So just keep up with
the fluids and the soup and--
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- What is it?
- Shh.
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Okay, I got it.
Thank you so much, Dr. Cohen.
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- Rubella?
- No.
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Roseola?
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- No, nothing like that.
- Whew.
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- It's just RSV.
- Oh, my God.
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They're gonna be fine.
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What about me?
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You cannot be serious.
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I-I have clients coming in
from Seattle this week.
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So?
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So I can't be
on a ventilator.
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Then just do what you do best
and avoid the children.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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We both know that you
always put yourself first.
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It can cause complications
in older adults.
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- You're not that old.
- Exactly.
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I'm not even old enough
to get the vax.
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So go stay in a hotel
or something.
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Why can't they stay
at Brett's?
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Are you kidding me?
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- He's their dad.
- It's not his week.
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They're going to infect
the entire house.
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I cannot believe you.
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Wait, Mel.
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Tell them I love them.
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What the hell is this?
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Ooh!
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It tastes pretty bomb.
- Tastes like a hamburger.
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Oh, these little, uh,
croque monsieurs are good.
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Uh, it's
a ham-and-cheese sandwich.
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Mm, the smell of all of this
is making me want to puke.
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What about one of those
little, uh, chicken roulades?
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Those taste
like nuggets, Brett.
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The chef has a Michelin star.
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In what?
Making lunch for my kids?
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This is the third caterer
Marilyn's found.
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Okay, no one's paying $500
to come to our gala
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and eat fish sticks.
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- Now I'm gonna hurl.
- I feel dizzy.
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- You're under a lot of stress.
- Please, I'm fine.
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It's not easy selling
your parents' house.
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Are you kidding?
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I'm gonna make a killing
off that commission.
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It's your entire childhood.
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Well, I'm a grown-up now.
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Besides, you can
never really go back.
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Moving on...
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Marilyn is flying in
a James Beard Award winner
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from Chicago.
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I have no idea what that is,
but I'm always hungry.
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Tasting menu
will be ready Wednesday.
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- Now I'm dizzy.
- Ooh.
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Yeah, I got to a house full
of infested kids coming over.
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- And I have a new puppy.
- Please.
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She has to go out
every two hours,
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and we haven't been sleeping.
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Can't you get a night nurse
or something?
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For a dog?
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Maybe you should've had a baby.
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No, that would've been
way worse.
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But then everyone
would want to help.
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Ugh, none of this.
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Tell me everything.
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Oh, well, Doug's
not here yet.
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No, I can't wait.
I can't wait.
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Okay.
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We wanted to tell you together.
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What is the news, Alice?
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It wasn't planned.
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Oh, stop it right now.
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Our family is growing.
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Oh, yes. Yes.
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Oh!
Here she is!
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Here is who?
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Our new baby, Gail.
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Gail?
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I told you she wasn't
gonna find it funny.
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We're gonna need
a lot of help.
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- What about doggie day care?
- It's just so expensive.
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They're, like, strangers.
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Yeah, and we would much
prefer her to be with family.
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Yeah.
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Good practice for being
a grammy one day.
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Aw.
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Got to get back to work.
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- Okay. Have a good day.
- Thanks, baby.
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She likes you.
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I know what you're up to.
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It would really mean
a lot to your son.
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I'm not doing this.
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I just got him
to forgive you.
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This is blackmail.
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You owe me.
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Mm.
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Hello?
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Welcome home.
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Oh, my God.
It's even better on the inside.
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We've driven past
this house for years.
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Oh, do you live
in the neighborhood?
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Always wanted to.
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Homes never come
up for sale here.
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Well, this street's
rich with history.
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It's hard to let
these houses go.
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The yard is huge.
How big is it?
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Almost a full acre.
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Oh, it's perfect for a pool.
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Oh, honey, you can put
in that smoker and barbecue pit
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you've always wanted.
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Uh, I'm not sure
you'd have the room.
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You said it was an acre.
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Yes, but it's mostly
the amazing garden.
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- Love the roses.
- They've won awards.
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Oh, yeah,
we'd love a pool more.
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Took the owner more than
25 years to grow that garden.
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Our kids can't swim
in a garden.
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This is my favorite room
of the house.
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Cool little nook.
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Right?
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Perfect for a young girl's
afternoon tea parties
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with stuffed animals.
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My kids are older.
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Oh, well, she can also cram
for her AP bio test there.
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And, hey, maybe even have
her first wine cooler
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with her best friend
when her parents are sleeping.
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My daughter is married
with two kids of her own.
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Oh, well, when they visit--
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Thinking this will be
a workout room.
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♪ Remember
the good ol' days ♪
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A living room
to make new memories.
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What's up
with this fireplace?
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Oh, majestic, isn't it?
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Pewabic tile,
original to the house.
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So we could, like, sell it
if we chipped it out?
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Why would you want
to do that?
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Because I'm thinking
media center.
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Could do surround sound,
concession stand,
256
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,792
popcorn, candy.
257
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,009
Yeah, it'll be fly.
258
00:11:48,010 --> 00:11:50,011
Right, Mom?
259
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,578
Whatever my son wants.
260
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,972
Hey, how much can I get
for that dank chandelier?
261
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,500
The whole kitchen could use
a facelift, really.
262
00:12:00,501 --> 00:12:03,591
I am not in love
with the stone.
263
00:12:03,591 --> 00:12:06,636
- It's got great bones, though.
- Totally.
264
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,422
Right?
265
00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:10,903
Let's do this.
266
00:12:10,903 --> 00:12:12,556
I'm gonna need you to leave.
267
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:15,211
- I'm sorry?
- This house isn't for you.
268
00:12:15,211 --> 00:12:17,299
Oh, but we want to put in
an offer.
269
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:18,519
Get out.
270
00:12:18,519 --> 00:12:20,826
- Full asking.
- Goodbye!
271
00:12:20,826 --> 00:12:22,610
I said, go!
272
00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:24,698
- Oh, my God.
- Go!
273
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:25,831
Go!
274
00:12:25,831 --> 00:12:27,442
Thank you!
275
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:31,619
You don't deserve this house!
276
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,360
But it's one
of the most desirable streets
277
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,883
in Grosse Pointe.
278
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:37,755
And you had
so many appointments.
279
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:41,280
They all felt the house
needed too much work.
280
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,727
Hey, babe.
How are the kids?
281
00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,774
Their dad's taking
good care of them.
282
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:58,951
See? I told you everything
would work out.
283
00:12:58,951 --> 00:13:00,561
You're never wrong.
284
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,693
Hey, and now we have
the house to ourselves.
285
00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:09,351
No, you have
the house to yourself.
286
00:13:09,352 --> 00:13:12,268
- Where are you going?
- Brett's.
287
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,575
Why?
288
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,490
Because I am going
to stay there, too.
289
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,754
Like a slumber party?
290
00:13:20,755 --> 00:13:23,889
I'm not gonna abandon
my sick children.
291
00:13:23,889 --> 00:13:26,107
Leaving them with their dad
is hardly abandonment.
292
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,936
One sick child
is a lot of work.
293
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,241
Two is a pandemic.
294
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,287
- Where are you gonna sleep?
- I don't know.
295
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,898
Like, in his bed?
296
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:35,248
That's what
you're worried about?
297
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,597
It just feels weird, okay?
298
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:40,121
- You can't have it both ways.
- I'm just saying--
299
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:43,517
No, you cannot ask me
to take the kids away
300
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:46,085
and then control how I do it.
- Mel--
301
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,477
Parenting is more than
just, like, throwing a football
302
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,263
and killing it
on the dance floor.
303
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,351
Who took them fishing?
304
00:13:52,352 --> 00:13:54,397
It's the things
that you don't want to do
305
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,615
that make you their dad.
306
00:13:55,616 --> 00:13:56,878
- I know that.
- Do you?
307
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,967
- Yes.
- Just--you can't leave.
308
00:14:00,664 --> 00:14:04,102
The rental on the heist movie
that we were watching,
309
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,755
it expires tonight.
310
00:14:05,756 --> 00:14:07,453
I finished it.
311
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,412
They get caught.
312
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:27,429
Well, this is a new look.
313
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,432
Coach says I need
to condition more.
314
00:14:29,432 --> 00:14:30,693
- Oh.
- Yeah.
315
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:33,131
Uh, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
316
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,743
I wasn't done.
Wait! Wait!
317
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,048
Hold on!
318
00:14:37,049 --> 00:14:38,485
I know you can hear me!
319
00:14:38,485 --> 00:14:40,835
I'm not, like,
someone that can run!
320
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:44,664
Would you hold up?
- Get out of my way.
321
00:14:44,665 --> 00:14:46,536
Will you stop
fitnessing for a second?
322
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,408
You're not my mom, okay?
323
00:14:48,408 --> 00:14:50,365
I know!
324
00:14:50,366 --> 00:14:52,065
I know.
325
00:14:53,674 --> 00:14:57,721
I just--I just wanted
to congratulate you.
326
00:14:57,721 --> 00:14:59,461
I don't need
anything from you.
327
00:14:59,462 --> 00:15:01,289
Will you just open it?
328
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:13,868
I already have a mitt.
- Not like this one.
329
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:16,610
Yeah, 'cause it's,
like, a hundred years old.
330
00:15:18,525 --> 00:15:20,397
It was your dad's.
331
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,054
Why do you keep
doing this to me?
332
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,577
What do you mean?
333
00:15:28,578 --> 00:15:30,841
You already gave me up.
334
00:15:30,841 --> 00:15:33,975
Yeah. I m-made a mistake.
335
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,977
No, it was
the right thing to do.
336
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:37,979
What?
337
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,328
But you didn't
have to come back.
338
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,201
Yeah, I chose to.
339
00:15:42,201 --> 00:15:44,725
That's what's so messed up.
340
00:15:44,725 --> 00:15:47,206
All of this was
your choice, not mine.
341
00:15:47,206 --> 00:15:48,642
I'm sorry.
342
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:51,384
And now you've--
you've put all of this on me,
343
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,822
and now I've got to live
with it forever.
344
00:15:55,562 --> 00:15:57,389
Yeah.
345
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,826
Well, this is why
I'm not a real mom.
346
00:15:59,827 --> 00:16:02,394
I don't know how to handle
this kind of stuff!
347
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,701
I wish I never knew
any of this.
348
00:16:04,701 --> 00:16:06,399
I'll just go, okay?
349
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:10,576
This isn't--
this isn't what I wanted.
350
00:16:10,577 --> 00:16:13,971
You okay?
351
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:16,408
Oh, it can't be healthy
for you guys to run this much.
352
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,932
Maybe you should just
sit down.
353
00:16:17,932 --> 00:16:20,804
I'll be fine!
I just got to--
354
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,769
Are you faking it right now?
355
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,121
Oh, man.
356
00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:40,389
I swear there was
cough medicine here.
357
00:16:40,389 --> 00:16:42,434
Do you want me to run out
and get some?
358
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:45,350
- Mommy, I don't feel good.
- I know, sweetie.
359
00:16:45,351 --> 00:16:47,309
- Check the drawers.
- Okay.
360
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,312
Oh, my God,
it's a mess in here.
361
00:16:50,312 --> 00:16:52,183
Oh, sorry.
I'm between butlers.
362
00:16:52,184 --> 00:16:54,794
- Daddy, my head hurts.
- Yeah, coming, buddy!
363
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,665
Well, it's just
so disorganized.
364
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,058
I have a system.
365
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,105
What, like, total chaos?
366
00:17:00,105 --> 00:17:02,977
If you're gonna be here,
it can't be like we were.
367
00:17:05,849 --> 00:17:10,028
You used to store
weird things in the spice rack.
368
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,509
Ahh.
369
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:16,946
Right next to the oregano.
370
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:19,298
- Makes perfect sense.
- Ha ha.
371
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,176
Shut up.
372
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,708
Patty, Gail needs to pee-pee.
373
00:18:06,388 --> 00:18:09,261
Oh, you forgot something.
374
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:14,266
If you don't write
down her potties,
375
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,615
we can't get on a schedule.
376
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,673
Did you get the Popsicles?
377
00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:33,675
Got the last box.
378
00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:35,939
How are the fevers?
- Sky high.
379
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,244
Ugh.
380
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,163
You need some coffee?
381
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:45,210
I already had four cups.
382
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,864
Oh, good morning.
383
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,170
Hey, okay, here.
384
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:52,173
Oh. Um...
385
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:55,436
oh, somebody's had an accident.
386
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:56,612
Oh.
387
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:59,528
This is Hermès.
388
00:18:59,528 --> 00:19:02,575
- Still need to log it.
- All right, give it to me.
389
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,576
Okay, okay, I got it.
- Thanks.
390
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,012
Go. Go. Go.
391
00:19:06,013 --> 00:19:07,493
Bye.
392
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,192
Bye.
393
00:19:19,244 --> 00:19:21,201
Look what I found
with the olive oil.
394
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,073
Both liquids.
395
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,857
Yeah.
396
00:19:24,858 --> 00:19:28,775
No, I-I get the system now,
but really, Goldschlager?
397
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,080
Oh, yeah, that's what happens
when you match with someone
398
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:33,083
named Coco on the dating apps.
399
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:36,305
- What grade was she in?
- Oh, God.
400
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,088
It's not that bad.
401
00:19:39,089 --> 00:19:40,613
- Mm.
- Come on.
402
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,528
Since when have you turned
down something made of gold?
403
00:19:42,528 --> 00:19:44,529
Okay, I'm not
actually that person.
404
00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:46,315
Low-hanging fruit.
I'm sorry.
405
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:56,280
God, I don't remember
parenting being this hard.
406
00:19:56,281 --> 00:19:57,759
Well, what about
when Zach had croup?
407
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,414
Mm. Was that when he
was, like, two?
408
00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:02,329
Yeah, we had to keep
taking him outside
409
00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:04,375
so he could breathe,
and it was, like, 20 below.
410
00:20:04,376 --> 00:20:07,378
- Did it work?
- Yeah.
411
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,730
But it was terrifying.
412
00:20:12,471 --> 00:20:14,690
I literally have
no memory of that.
413
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,431
Well, come on, the doctor
was worried
414
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,346
he was gonna have to go
to the hospital.
415
00:20:20,348 --> 00:20:22,001
Brett, I wasn't there.
416
00:20:22,002 --> 00:20:23,916
Oh, it was during law school.
417
00:20:23,917 --> 00:20:26,528
You could have been
at the library or something.
418
00:20:28,878 --> 00:20:30,445
Yeah.
419
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,492
I guess I wasn't around much.
420
00:20:34,493 --> 00:20:37,844
Mm. But you are now.
421
00:20:44,807 --> 00:20:46,243
Ahh.
422
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:02,694
How'd you know I was here?
423
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,785
Apparently, I'm still
your emergency contact.
424
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:08,656
Oh, that says a lot
about me, I guess.
425
00:21:08,657 --> 00:21:11,529
Sorry I'm late.
I was in London.
426
00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:13,314
Says a lot about you.
427
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:16,275
Needed to pick up
my mail anyway.
428
00:21:18,058 --> 00:21:21,974
So how's the patient?
- They don't know what's wrong.
429
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:23,280
Oh.
430
00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:26,372
You might be dying.
431
00:21:28,242 --> 00:21:31,027
What if you're all I have?
432
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:33,421
Would that be so bad?
433
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:36,684
- It's not the same as family.
- Now I'm offended.
434
00:21:36,685 --> 00:21:40,210
- You don't get offended.
- True.
435
00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:41,734
You know what I mean.
436
00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:46,260
Heard that son of yours
called the ambulance.
437
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,830
What else
was he supposed to do?
438
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:58,228
- Good morning, Ms. Bradley.
- Oh, God.
439
00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:00,666
How bad is it?
440
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:55,765
How far along are you?
441
00:22:58,159 --> 00:23:02,423
I just had one too many
smoked-salmon cones.
442
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:04,948
I saw you pour
your champagne into a plant.
443
00:23:06,471 --> 00:23:08,516
I'm just trying
to pace myself.
444
00:23:08,517 --> 00:23:10,299
Whose is it?
445
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:14,086
I--
446
00:23:14,087 --> 00:23:16,306
Joel's?
447
00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:18,178
I'm not seeing
your husband anymore.
448
00:23:18,179 --> 00:23:19,788
That's not what I asked.
449
00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:29,885
Please don't tell him.
450
00:23:35,935 --> 00:23:40,548
I'm not looking, but we got
cars around the corner, Misty.
451
00:23:40,548 --> 00:23:42,898
Coming.
452
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:47,730
Congrats on another kid
you don't deserve.
453
00:24:02,396 --> 00:24:04,180
Love all the natural light.
454
00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:06,008
South-facing windows,
455
00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:08,663
so you get sunrises
and sunsets.
456
00:24:08,663 --> 00:24:11,537
Don't always find that
in these older estates.
457
00:24:13,277 --> 00:24:14,451
Huh.
458
00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:17,324
What do you think
about the fireplace?
459
00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:19,893
Pewabic tile?
Are you kidding me?
460
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:25,723
Landscaping out back
might need some updating.
461
00:24:25,724 --> 00:24:28,509
Not with those roses.
462
00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:31,772
And how old did you
say your daughters were?
463
00:24:31,773 --> 00:24:33,513
Four and eight.
464
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:34,993
Oh.
465
00:24:34,994 --> 00:24:38,171
It really feels like this house
should be yours.
466
00:24:38,172 --> 00:24:40,565
Do have
one stipulation, though.
467
00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:42,000
What is it?
468
00:24:42,001 --> 00:24:45,047
She's giving us
10% over asking.
469
00:24:45,048 --> 00:24:47,528
- Why?
- To take it off the market.
470
00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:49,877
All cash, no escrow.
471
00:24:49,878 --> 00:24:52,010
- Oh, that's fantastic.
- Look at that.
472
00:24:52,011 --> 00:24:53,751
You'll have enough
to build a humidor
473
00:24:53,752 --> 00:24:55,013
for all your stinky cigars.
474
00:24:55,015 --> 00:24:56,363
And you'll have enough
475
00:24:56,364 --> 00:24:58,451
to constantly replace
all your rugs.
476
00:24:58,452 --> 00:25:01,063
I won't have to 'cause no one
will constantly forget
477
00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:02,760
to take their shoes off.
478
00:25:02,761 --> 00:25:05,023
Guys, you'll both have more
than enough to stay as far away
479
00:25:05,025 --> 00:25:06,547
from each other as possible.
480
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,244
This calls for a toast.
481
00:25:10,029 --> 00:25:12,640
We're so proud of you, honey.
482
00:25:12,641 --> 00:25:15,948
You done good, little girl,
real good.
483
00:25:15,949 --> 00:25:19,211
At least she seems to love
the house as much as we did.
484
00:25:19,212 --> 00:25:21,561
Buyer's name seems familiar.
485
00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:24,565
Isn't that Gus and Natalie's
daughter from the club?
486
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:26,132
Who are they?
487
00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:28,002
Her father is one of the
biggest commercial developers
488
00:25:28,003 --> 00:25:29,569
in the state.
489
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:33,574
Wait, you mean, like, uh,
condos and apartments?
490
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:35,923
No wonder she wants
the house as is.
491
00:25:35,924 --> 00:25:37,622
She's gonna tear it down.
492
00:25:38,884 --> 00:25:40,711
To fresh starts.
493
00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:47,893
Yeah, who's a good pup?
494
00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:49,241
Yeah.
495
00:25:49,242 --> 00:25:51,983
Yeah, who's a good girl?
496
00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:00,601
No, you're too good.
497
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,255
You better run,
you brain muncher.
498
00:26:02,256 --> 00:26:04,083
Got him!
- Great, okay, I'm dead.
499
00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:05,563
Awesome. Thanks.
500
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,390
Try now. Hey.
501
00:26:08,435 --> 00:26:10,612
Turns out Mom's
a total psycho.
502
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,180
Did the landlord come by?
503
00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:15,615
If he did,
we didn't hear him.
504
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,749
Yeah, hey, we're saving
civilization here.
505
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:18,792
Yeah.
506
00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:20,882
Oh, hey. Hey.
507
00:26:20,883 --> 00:26:23,711
Did somebody have
a good walkie?
508
00:26:23,711 --> 00:26:26,671
Oh, yes, you did.
- He...
509
00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:29,718
he knows about the dog.
510
00:26:31,546 --> 00:26:33,460
How did he find
out about Gail?
511
00:26:33,461 --> 00:26:36,115
Good question.
512
00:26:36,115 --> 00:26:38,987
Okay.
513
00:26:38,988 --> 00:26:42,250
I'll head down there and see
if seeing this cute little face
514
00:26:42,251 --> 00:26:44,123
can't change his mind.
- Really?
515
00:26:44,124 --> 00:26:45,819
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
516
00:26:49,781 --> 00:26:51,521
What's the problem?
517
00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:56,395
We're not supposed
to have dogs.
518
00:26:56,396 --> 00:26:57,919
Oh.
519
00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:01,792
How did he know, Patty?
520
00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:04,664
Maybe he saw the poop bags
in your trash.
521
00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:06,711
Why would he be going
through our trash?
522
00:27:06,711 --> 00:27:08,233
Oh, you know what?
523
00:27:08,234 --> 00:27:11,977
Make sure you write that
last one down, by the way.
524
00:27:21,203 --> 00:27:23,336
Hey.
I was finishing that level.
525
00:27:23,336 --> 00:27:25,337
We had Molly for seven years.
526
00:27:25,338 --> 00:27:27,688
- So?
- And the landlord never knew.
527
00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,384
Okay.
528
00:27:29,385 --> 00:27:31,386
Never went through our trash,
never snooped through anything
529
00:27:31,387 --> 00:27:33,693
because he never even
suspected we had a dog.
530
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:34,955
Well, you got lucky, then.
531
00:27:34,957 --> 00:27:37,001
What did you do, Patty?
532
00:27:37,002 --> 00:27:39,177
Oh, no.
No, no, no. No. No.
533
00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:40,482
Don't be ridiculous. No.
534
00:27:40,483 --> 00:27:43,050
This is a whole new level
even for you.
535
00:27:43,051 --> 00:27:44,878
Look who's talking?
536
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,142
Is this how you thank me, hmm?
537
00:27:47,143 --> 00:27:48,839
I have lost sleep.
538
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,233
I have gone above and beyond
just to help you out.
539
00:27:52,234 --> 00:27:55,019
- It's not like you want to.
- It's just a dog, Alice.
540
00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:56,194
Not to me.
541
00:27:56,195 --> 00:27:57,718
You know what
the crazy part is?
542
00:27:57,719 --> 00:27:59,851
You don't want a baby,
but you are willing
543
00:27:59,852 --> 00:28:02,156
to put in twice the effort,
twice the work,
544
00:28:02,157 --> 00:28:03,593
just for some stupid pet.
545
00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:06,553
She is way more
than just a pet!
546
00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:08,729
Oh, right, your generation--
you put them in strollers.
547
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,730
You--you bring them
into restaurants.
548
00:28:10,731 --> 00:28:12,558
You buy them seats
on airplanes.
549
00:28:12,559 --> 00:28:15,648
- She is my baby.
- She's an animal!
550
00:28:18,521 --> 00:28:21,611
You know...
551
00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:24,875
I really thought you would come
to your senses after Molly.
552
00:28:26,965 --> 00:28:29,750
What is that
supposed to mean?
553
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:34,319
As long as you have a dog,
I'll never have a grandchild.
554
00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:44,503
Their fevers broke.
555
00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:46,897
Oh. Oh, my God.
556
00:28:46,898 --> 00:28:49,596
I-I'm so sorry.
The door was unlocked.
557
00:28:49,596 --> 00:28:51,076
- It's fine.
- I didn't see anything.
558
00:28:51,076 --> 00:28:53,948
- I'll be out in a minute.
- I'm going. Take your time.
559
00:28:53,949 --> 00:28:56,125
Oh, my God.
560
00:29:04,829 --> 00:29:07,353
I am so sorry.
561
00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:08,962
Well, it's not like
you haven't seen
562
00:29:08,963 --> 00:29:10,398
any of this before.
563
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,750
It's just the last couple
nights felt so normal.
564
00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:15,099
Yeah, the kids,
all of us together again.
565
00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:17,580
It's like I never left.
566
00:29:19,932 --> 00:29:23,544
Well, I got a pretty good
handle on everything now, so...
567
00:29:25,327 --> 00:29:27,286
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah.
568
00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:28,634
No more fevers.
569
00:29:28,635 --> 00:29:30,462
Kids can go back
to school tomorrow.
570
00:29:30,463 --> 00:29:33,335
W-well, I should
help you clean up.
571
00:29:33,336 --> 00:29:36,643
Uh, this is cleaned up.
572
00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:38,078
Oh, my God.
573
00:29:38,079 --> 00:29:40,733
Connor would go crazy if our
kitchen looked like this.
574
00:29:40,734 --> 00:29:42,257
You know he's gonna
make you quarantine
575
00:29:42,258 --> 00:29:43,519
when you get back home.
576
00:29:43,519 --> 00:29:45,607
Oh, he's gonna make
me sleep in the car.
577
00:29:51,267 --> 00:29:54,313
Um...
578
00:29:54,314 --> 00:29:57,316
he's not a good dude, Melissa.
579
00:30:03,888 --> 00:30:05,541
You are.
580
00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:09,501
Uh--
581
00:30:09,502 --> 00:30:12,634
uh, it's totally cool
if you want to go.
582
00:30:19,338 --> 00:30:22,166
What if I don't want to go?
583
00:30:22,167 --> 00:30:28,086
♪ Before the storm
584
00:30:28,086 --> 00:30:32,263
♪ Hide in glass
585
00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:37,835
♪ In glass
586
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,184
Oh, you should probably...
587
00:30:40,185 --> 00:30:41,316
- Yeah.
- Get that.
588
00:30:41,317 --> 00:30:43,840
Sorry. Um...
589
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,451
Hey, babe.
590
00:31:26,928 --> 00:31:29,190
♪ It's my direction
591
00:31:29,191 --> 00:31:32,019
♪ It's my proposal
592
00:31:32,019 --> 00:31:33,673
♪ It's so hard
593
00:31:33,673 --> 00:31:39,808
♪ It's leading me astray
594
00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:51,169
♪ My obsession
is my creation ♪
595
00:31:51,170 --> 00:31:53,474
♪ You'll understand
596
00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:55,957
We might have to hire
someone for the attic.
597
00:31:58,351 --> 00:32:02,789
I don't think we ever
threw anything away.
598
00:32:04,226 --> 00:32:05,661
What was this?
599
00:32:05,662 --> 00:32:07,968
Uh, Christmas Eve, maybe.
600
00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:09,577
You look about nine.
601
00:32:09,578 --> 00:32:11,405
I mean...
602
00:32:11,406 --> 00:32:13,756
the looks on your faces,
603
00:32:13,757 --> 00:32:15,932
the smiles.
604
00:32:15,933 --> 00:32:17,935
We were excited for Santa.
605
00:32:26,030 --> 00:32:27,335
Was it all a lie?
606
00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:28,423
Oh, honey.
607
00:32:28,423 --> 00:32:30,643
How can you throw
40 years away?
608
00:32:30,644 --> 00:32:33,253
It doesn't erase
what your mother and I had.
609
00:32:33,255 --> 00:32:35,430
- Did you even try to fix it?
- Of course I did.
610
00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:37,737
- Therapy, date nights.
- All of it, baby.
611
00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:39,392
Tucker and I figured it out.
612
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,265
This isn't a rough patch.
613
00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:47,789
It's the end of the road.
614
00:32:47,790 --> 00:32:50,576
But how are you so sure?
615
00:33:04,329 --> 00:33:06,766
The--the glue,
616
00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:11,162
the stuff that keeps you
together when you're younger...
617
00:33:11,163 --> 00:33:15,165
it just lost its bond
as we got older.
618
00:33:15,166 --> 00:33:17,690
But...
619
00:33:17,691 --> 00:33:20,823
Nothing's ever
gonna be perfect.
620
00:33:20,824 --> 00:33:22,390
Let's be real.
621
00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:24,740
I got more yesterdays
than tomorrows.
622
00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:28,395
Dad, that's dark.
623
00:33:28,396 --> 00:33:31,790
I'm not looking
for perfect, baby.
624
00:33:31,791 --> 00:33:33,836
I just want to be happy.
625
00:33:33,836 --> 00:33:35,403
Your mom, too.
626
00:33:39,407 --> 00:33:42,105
I just wish there was
something I could have done.
627
00:33:42,106 --> 00:33:43,802
None of this is your fault.
628
00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:45,760
Ugh, that's what you're
supposed to tell your kids.
629
00:33:45,761 --> 00:33:47,153
Because it's true.
630
00:33:47,154 --> 00:33:49,983
But I don't want
two Christmases.
631
00:33:51,202 --> 00:33:53,638
Cathy, I'm giving you
my Tupperware
632
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,424
'cause I noticed some
of your lids were stained.
633
00:33:58,123 --> 00:33:59,688
Thanks, Mom.
634
00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:01,690
Sweetheart, what happened?
635
00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:04,953
Cathy's having big feelings.
636
00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:20,840
It's so unfair.
637
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,277
How can they just jack
our rent up out of nowhere?
638
00:34:24,278 --> 00:34:26,932
Um, they can when we get
a dog out of nowhere.
639
00:34:28,717 --> 00:34:32,286
The rescue said, um,
we can take her back anytime.
640
00:34:35,681 --> 00:34:39,293
I can't believe we're a home
a dog needs to be rescued from.
641
00:34:39,293 --> 00:34:41,599
Well...
642
00:34:41,601 --> 00:34:46,083
maybe we'll win the lottery
and get her back.
643
00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:48,389
How could someone
in our building
644
00:34:48,389 --> 00:34:51,436
have a problem
with such a cute puppy?
645
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,963
Unless it's not someone
in our building.
646
00:34:56,963 --> 00:34:59,052
Okay, that makes
even less sense.
647
00:34:59,052 --> 00:35:00,967
It was just
an anonymous phone call
648
00:35:00,967 --> 00:35:02,141
to the rental company, right?
649
00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:03,577
Yeah, so?
650
00:35:03,579 --> 00:35:06,538
It could be anyone.
651
00:35:08,235 --> 00:35:12,760
Hey, puppy...
652
00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:14,501
And the worst part is,
653
00:35:14,503 --> 00:35:17,896
it really felt
like Gail was my dog, too.
654
00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:21,204
Mm.
655
00:35:21,206 --> 00:35:22,858
Just please don't get sucked
656
00:35:22,858 --> 00:35:25,382
back into
the gaming life again.
657
00:35:25,384 --> 00:35:26,992
I just need to beat
the high score,
658
00:35:26,994 --> 00:35:28,168
then I'm throwing it away!
659
00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:29,864
Aren't you already
the highest score?
660
00:35:29,865 --> 00:35:31,215
I was.
661
00:35:31,215 --> 00:35:32,998
Then my mom beat me
the other night.
662
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,391
Seriously?
663
00:35:34,393 --> 00:35:35,784
Yeah.
664
00:35:35,784 --> 00:35:37,655
Turns out she's a lucky shot.
665
00:35:46,273 --> 00:35:47,795
Maybe it's not just luck.
666
00:35:47,797 --> 00:35:49,101
Right.
667
00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:51,277
I mean, she could just
really hate zombies.
668
00:36:00,766 --> 00:36:02,681
Doug's dad gave him the gun,
669
00:36:02,681 --> 00:36:05,117
which means Patty had
access to it.
670
00:36:05,119 --> 00:36:06,597
Okay.
671
00:36:06,599 --> 00:36:09,077
Plus, she told me
I'd never give her a grandchild
672
00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:11,472
as long as I had a dog?
- Uh-huh.
673
00:36:11,472 --> 00:36:14,954
And when you think of all
the insane things she has done,
674
00:36:14,954 --> 00:36:17,869
shooting a dog
actually fits the profile.
675
00:36:17,871 --> 00:36:20,177
Hmm.
676
00:36:20,177 --> 00:36:21,960
She got rid of Gail.
677
00:36:21,961 --> 00:36:24,704
Maybe she also got rid
of Molly.
678
00:36:27,836 --> 00:36:29,795
Am I being crazy?
679
00:36:31,318 --> 00:36:33,233
- Yeah.
- 100.
680
00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:35,409
But...
681
00:36:35,409 --> 00:36:37,760
it's a good crazy.
682
00:36:40,545 --> 00:36:42,155
The last time
I went down this road,
683
00:36:42,155 --> 00:36:43,938
I got fired
and almost divorced.
684
00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:47,072
Yeah, but that was bonkers,
and we just couldn't tell you.
685
00:36:47,074 --> 00:36:51,251
I cannot lose my mind again
over some wild hunch.
686
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:53,384
You don't have to.
687
00:36:53,385 --> 00:36:54,646
What do you mean?
688
00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:55,951
You still have the gun, right?
689
00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:57,518
- Yeah.
- And the bullet?
690
00:36:57,518 --> 00:36:59,389
- Mm-hmm.
- Then all we need is Tucker
691
00:36:59,391 --> 00:37:03,045
to call his old FBI buddies,
and they'll run tests.
692
00:37:03,045 --> 00:37:04,132
I don't know.
693
00:37:04,134 --> 00:37:06,005
Don't you want
to know the truth?
694
00:37:06,005 --> 00:37:08,181
I'm not sure my marriage
could handle it.
695
00:37:11,532 --> 00:37:13,403
But this shrimp toast
is bussin'.
696
00:37:13,405 --> 00:37:15,101
At least we found our chef.
697
00:37:15,101 --> 00:37:17,146
- Hmm.
- Mm.
698
00:37:22,849 --> 00:37:25,677
♪ And that's fine
699
00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:29,027
♪ I'm wasting away
700
00:37:29,028 --> 00:37:31,030
♪ I took the long road home
701
00:37:31,030 --> 00:37:33,771
♪ And it never
paid off for me ♪
702
00:37:37,210 --> 00:37:40,735
♪ As I'm walking
around the city... ♪
703
00:37:40,735 --> 00:37:42,737
Let's make this quick.
So what do you got?
704
00:37:42,737 --> 00:37:45,349
- Some real dirt on Brett.
- What'd he do?
705
00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:51,615
Your wife.
706
00:37:51,617 --> 00:37:55,619
♪ 'Cause I've been waiting
for a long, long time ♪
707
00:38:02,541 --> 00:38:03,976
♪ Watching
708
00:38:03,976 --> 00:38:07,501
♪ I've been waiting
for a long, long time ♪
709
00:38:12,637 --> 00:38:17,380
♪ 'Cause I've been waiting
for a long, long time ♪
710
00:38:21,081 --> 00:38:24,387
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
711
00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:25,824
♪ Watching
712
00:38:25,824 --> 00:38:29,653
♪ And I've been waiting
for a long, long time ♪
713
00:38:38,315 --> 00:38:39,402
♪ Long time
714
00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:47,280
Hey.
715
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,282
Just wanted to make sure
you didn't die.
716
00:38:51,503 --> 00:38:53,329
Thanks for calling
the ambulance.
717
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:57,246
Yeah. I, uh--I followed
behind in your car.
718
00:38:57,246 --> 00:38:59,335
That must have been
traumatic.
719
00:38:59,336 --> 00:39:02,208
- Made me want to try harder.
- Yeah.
720
00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:05,951
These moments really show us
that life is short, right?
721
00:39:05,952 --> 00:39:07,692
Actually, just made me
want to earn a fat stack
722
00:39:07,693 --> 00:39:08,954
so I could buy a Porsche.
723
00:39:08,954 --> 00:39:12,086
Oh, okay.
724
00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:14,262
Glad something good
came out of it.
725
00:39:14,264 --> 00:39:15,742
So, are you...
726
00:39:15,744 --> 00:39:18,442
dying or something?
727
00:39:18,443 --> 00:39:20,704
Oh, I just...
728
00:39:20,706 --> 00:39:24,447
need to stop mixing booze
and diet pills.
729
00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:26,059
Okay.
730
00:39:30,932 --> 00:39:33,239
What was my dad like?
731
00:39:38,027 --> 00:39:42,204
Uh, you know that guy
who's, like...
732
00:39:42,204 --> 00:39:46,556
super smart
and doesn't even have to try,
733
00:39:46,557 --> 00:39:48,646
everyone wants to be like him?
734
00:39:48,646 --> 00:39:50,561
I guess.
735
00:39:50,561 --> 00:39:52,693
Your dad was the opposite.
736
00:39:52,693 --> 00:39:56,653
So what?
He's, like, a loser?
737
00:39:56,655 --> 00:39:59,440
He never lived up
to his potential.
738
00:40:02,224 --> 00:40:05,706
But I have a feeling
that you will.
739
00:40:13,802 --> 00:40:15,413
Well, um...
740
00:40:18,067 --> 00:40:20,722
I'm really glad
that you're not dead.
741
00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:26,423
Oh, um...
742
00:40:28,164 --> 00:40:31,253
Can I ask how your other dad
is doing?
743
00:40:31,253 --> 00:40:33,735
He's not sleeping
on the couch anymore.
744
00:40:35,257 --> 00:40:37,128
Oh.
745
00:40:37,130 --> 00:40:39,914
Good.
746
00:40:39,914 --> 00:40:42,003
He left my mom.
747
00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:55,103
So, yeah, everything
has a season.
748
00:40:59,282 --> 00:41:02,371
And even though you know
the next one's coming...
749
00:41:04,983 --> 00:41:09,726
You never quite know
how hard it's gonna hit.
750
00:41:10,989 --> 00:41:12,512
What's the ETA
on the black Cadillac?
751
00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:14,253
Everyone's trying
to get out of here.
752
00:41:14,253 --> 00:41:15,688
On it.
753
00:41:23,697 --> 00:41:27,266
What the hell are you doing?
- We got to talk, lady.
754
00:41:29,007 --> 00:41:31,661
You do not want to be alone
with me right now.
755
00:41:31,663 --> 00:41:33,795
I'll take my chances.
756
00:41:35,623 --> 00:41:37,233
Your funeral.
757
00:41:39,322 --> 00:41:43,847
Because let's face it,
Mother Nature's a bitch.
758
00:41:43,849 --> 00:41:47,547
And then you die.
49654
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