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Previously on "Grosse Pointe
Garden Society"...
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Does a part of me wish
that he had married
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some Grosse Pointer
who just wanted to push out
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a bunch
of really cute grandbabies?
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You're his muse.
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I want to be
a grown-up with you.
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- Have any sold?
- Enough to make rent.
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I'm just tired of being
your shoulder to cry on.
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- It's called friendship.
- This just isn't working.
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Whatever dirt you can dig up,
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I'm gonna need a lot
to take the kids.
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We kind of agreed.
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He would put me
through law school,
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and when I got a job,
It would be his turn.
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- Last night was really fun.
- Got a little crazy.
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- The good kind?
- The best kind.
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We decided to sub pansies.
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Well, they won't tell
the same story, Catherine.
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I'm gonna murder Marilyn.
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I'm the lunatic
who's just imagined
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we've been dying to get
into each other's pants?
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Hey, I'm sorry if I've
given you the wrong idea.
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Your son is about
to throw his life away,
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and we're gonna have
to do something about it.
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We all know what's going on
in your marriage.
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I want you
out of your office tonight.
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How do we get the body
to the garden?
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I can drive the body.
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Look alive!
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Welcome.
It is so lovely
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to see you again this year.
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Come on in.
Grab some champagne.
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Welcome
to Monaco Under the Stars.
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Now, Lorraine,
that dress really accomplishes
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what it set out to do.
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Thank you.
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It does look amazing,
doesn't it?
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Now, I don't want to toot
my own horn,
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but toot!
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George, I did not recognize you
with that cummerbund.
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Hazel, is he on
some sort of secret mission?
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Because he is giving Octopussy.
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I can't get
into that restaurant,
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so I don't know what I have
to do or who I have to--
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Hey! Oh, my--
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Help yourself
to some champagne.
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Hi!
Well, thank you.
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I hope you brought
your checkbook, Fred.
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♪ Show those
pearly whites... ♪
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Ah! You made it.
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Each square depicts
a little bit
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of Grosse Pointe history,
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dating all the way back
to the Model T.
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Oh, there you go!
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2,500 from Amanda Mills.
Thank you, Amanda!
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Do we have 3,000?
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3,000.
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Okay, we are just getting
started here, folks.
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So who wants to take it
up a notch?
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Hank? Hank?
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Your wife's face is telling
all of us
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that you might want to.
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Buzz!
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Damn it, Buzz!
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How could you do this to me?
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She just wants to know
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what's holding up the permit
for her nail salon.
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City's got a moratorium
on new awnings.
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You're the mayor, Buzz.
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You're supposed to help
the community.
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The community is not just
your dingbat friends.
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Oh.
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Mr. Fingers.
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You already had your breakfast.
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Marilyn, would you keep
that thing off the table?
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I don't appreciate him
tracking cat litter
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where I'm trying to eat.
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Well, maybe
he doesn't appreciate
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you leaving the windows open.
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It gets stuffy
as hell in here.
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There are coyotes, Buzz.
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I'm gonna be late tonight.
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But I'm making osso buco.
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We got to grind
through dinner.
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- Who's we?
- What?
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You said, "We have
to grind through dinner."
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You and who else?
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Tara, obviously.
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Seems like you guys spend
an awful lot of time together.
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She's the only one
on the team
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who'll put in the hours.
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We can talk
about it later, okay?
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Can we do
the osso buco tomorrow?
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The longer it marinates,
the more tender it'll be.
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You'll have dinner with me,
right, Mr. Fingers?
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Come here.
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People love to say
being a mother
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is the hardest job
in the world.
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I'd argue
raising a healthy garden
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is just as demanding.
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From the expensive equipment
to the pricey pesticides,
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gardens are a constant drain
on your resources.
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This should cover the tutor,
SAT prep books, rulers,
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protractors, calculators,
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whatever else it takes
to get into college these days.
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I can't thank you enough,
Ms. Bradley.
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Don't give him the money.
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He'll just lose it all
in crypto.
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And then no one's
going to college.
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And just when
you can finally enjoy
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your garden's beauty...
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You have to rake it all out
and start over next season.
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Since when do you do yoga?
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You ready to have
your mind really blown?
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You're juicing?
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Mm, I got to stay young
for the kids.
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I've been told I need
my chakras tuned.
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- Ew!
- Right, gross.
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No.
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There's no mats left.
- Oh, I'll get you one.
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- How?
- I got pull here.
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How?
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Hey, babe...
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can I get another mat?
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Hmm.
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I hate when you think
the lid's on, but it's not,
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and then it explodes
everywhere.
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Hey, hey.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Take it easy.
- What? They gave me a new one.
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Okay, take a seat.
Just deep breaths.
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- Are you okay?
- Um, are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine, weirdo.
Why?
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Ah.
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Because I just heard you're
going to lunch with my mom.
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Well, she's been asking
for years.
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Yeah, and you said you'd only
ever go over your dead body.
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Well, that was before
we figured out a way
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to make our lives work here.
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Uh-uh, you figured out.
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Stop.
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Mm.
They're flying off the walls.
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I mean--
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- How many sold?
- All of them.
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I can't keep up.
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Okay, then you keep painting,
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and I will enjoy
my club sandwich with Patty.
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First, you'll start
with a wedge.
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It's a little heavy
for lunch, but I'm down.
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Yeah? Are you down
for the hour-long debate
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about whether or not
she should have dessert?
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Only if she does.
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She never does.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Sorry.
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When did kids' birthdays
get so out of control?
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Oh, we rented out
the Detroit Zoo for Addie's.
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- The entire zoo?
- It's the only way you get
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the hands-on experience
with the elephants.
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Remember when it was just,
like, Nerf guns and pizza
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in a backyard?
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How does that get you
any cred on TikTok?
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Every birthday, they just go
bigger and bigger.
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Oh, what's Zach's theme
this year?
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Outer space.
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Oh, so, like, renting out
the planetarium?
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Well, knowing
Melissa and Connor,
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they'll put the kids in orbit
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in some
tech billionaire's rocket.
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Dakota's friend Isaac is
doing that for his bar mitzvah.
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What?
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- Yeah.
- Mazel.
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It's like the only
reason I'm even there
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is to feel bad about myself.
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Not the only reason.
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They already hired a guy
to set up the bounce house.
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Uh, your son, dummy.
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Oh.
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Anyone have a daisy grubber?
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Oh, here, take mine.
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Haven't I taken enough
from you?
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Always here for you, Alice.
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Never mind.
I'll prune.
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Mm-mm.
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I can't do
another month of this.
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At least they're being mature
about it.
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Ladies!
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Less chitchat, more clip-clip!
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Azaleas don't pinch themselves.
- On it, Marilyn.
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Like this!
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Ouch.
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Well, you only hurt
the ones you love.
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Okay, go ahead.
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Hey!
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Thank you.
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He got so much more
whipped cream than me.
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Okay, you know what?
just go sit down.
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Go ahead.
Thank you.
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I mean, how dare you try
to buy them a delicious treat?
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What were you thinking?
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It's like this mind control
thing they do.
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I start driving them home
from school,
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and I wake up here.
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Pierce Goldman,
Goldman Weiss Properties.
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Oh.
I've seen your billboards.
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You used to work
with Gary Mills.
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Unfortunately.
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I knew you looked familiar.
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I've heard a lot about you.
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Yeah, well...
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Okay, yes, it's all true.
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I banged his brains out in
every house in Grosse Pointe.
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But you know
what you didn't hear?
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I sold all those houses--
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not Gary,
not his father-in-law,
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definitely not the rest
of that frat house
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they called a realty team.
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It was all me.
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That's exactly what I heard.
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Oh.
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Look...
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if you ever want to get back
in the game,
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we need a closer.
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- Your Americano.
- Thanks.
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Not that kind, though.
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No problem, Mr. Donnelly.
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And just clear
the afternoon, Liz.
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Major client's coming in.
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Wow.
Thanks.
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Could I get a coffee?
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Liz, can we get
a coffee in here?
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All right, Kenny,
let's make this fast.
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Your boy has been very busy.
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Excellent.
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Okay, last month,
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he illegally parked
in a yellow zone.
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Okay, so?
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It wasn't a Sunday.
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- What else?
- Okay.
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Ah!
He's a thief.
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Really?
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Self-checkout at the market.
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I'm listening.
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Forgot to pay for bags.
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All right.
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Kenny, can I ask you
a question?
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- Shoot.
- What's our goal here?
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- To dig up dirt on Brett.
- No.
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Our goal, Kenny.
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To get you and the missus
sole custody.
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There he is.
Now we're getting it.
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So you guys can move
to Chicago
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and join that fancy law firm.
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So why the hell have I been
paying you for weeks
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to detail his yoga routine?
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He's really making progress.
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I didn't hire you
to start a Brett fan club.
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Thank you.
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Get back out there
259
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,066
and find me something
I can use.
260
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,202
The guy who built this house
also did a bunch of museums
261
00:11:23,203 --> 00:11:25,118
in Tokyo.
262
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:27,642
Looks like
my dentist's office.
263
00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:28,947
Same vibe.
264
00:11:28,948 --> 00:11:32,298
Uh, about to start my shift.
265
00:11:32,299 --> 00:11:33,866
Even better.
266
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:38,306
You might want
something stronger, though.
267
00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:42,438
Ford got an A
on his history test?
268
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,875
That's what it says.
269
00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,140
Yes!
270
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,143
Oh, I knew he could do it!
271
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:52,580
School says he cheated.
272
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:53,711
Why?
273
00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,582
His answers
were, like, identical
274
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,411
to the kid in front of him.
275
00:11:57,412 --> 00:12:00,326
Okay, well, maybe
he studied just as hard.
276
00:12:00,327 --> 00:12:02,503
You don't go from a D
to an A overnight.
277
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,331
Like people can't change?
278
00:12:04,331 --> 00:12:05,811
They're kicking him out.
279
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,423
I wish it could be
different, but...
280
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:13,296
You can't do nothing!
281
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,168
You don't get it, lady.
282
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,212
Educate me.
283
00:12:17,213 --> 00:12:18,911
Even if I believed him,
284
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:21,303
that school's not gonna listen
to people like us.
285
00:12:21,304 --> 00:12:23,567
Why?
286
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:26,918
The guy who built my house
was a plumber from Toledo.
287
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,408
What looks good?
288
00:12:39,409 --> 00:12:42,412
Uh, thinking about starting
with a wedge.
289
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,066
With blue cheese?
290
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,894
Yeah, is there any other way?
291
00:12:45,894 --> 00:12:47,417
Huh.
292
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:49,549
Are you ordering that
because you want it or...
293
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,159
Well, I love salad.
294
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,639
Or because I'd want it?
295
00:12:55,991 --> 00:12:57,557
I'm just trying to fit in.
296
00:12:57,558 --> 00:12:59,690
Well, now look at this.
How cute.
297
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,388
Just, uh, doing
a little bonding
298
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:02,649
with my favorite
daughter-in-law.
299
00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:05,566
How, uh--how's the mayor?
300
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,047
Working his fanny off,
per usual.
301
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,482
Uh, speaking of,
302
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,876
have you asked him
about Keith's parking ticket?
303
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,660
Yeah.
304
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:16,576
Buzz said
that he parked in handicapped.
305
00:13:16,577 --> 00:13:18,666
Well, with his back,
he should be allowed to.
306
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:21,015
They just won't give him
the little blue sign.
307
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,408
Mm.
308
00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:28,980
Okay, well, I'll--I'll see
what I can do.
309
00:13:28,981 --> 00:13:30,764
You're the best.
310
00:13:30,765 --> 00:13:33,201
Um, try the wedge.
Excellent.
311
00:13:33,202 --> 00:13:35,379
Oh, yeah, so I hear.
312
00:13:36,423 --> 00:13:40,383
She's such a phony bitch.
313
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:43,081
Why do you quilt together
if you don't like each other?
314
00:13:43,082 --> 00:13:46,780
'Cause we're all just trying
to fit in, Alice.
315
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,739
Look, you want
to get out of here?
316
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:52,264
- Well, we haven't ordered yet.
- Well, the food sucks.
317
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:55,181
Come on, let's go.
You like hot dogs?
318
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,618
Maybe I got you
all wrong, Patty.
319
00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:00,099
You know what?
We're not that different.
320
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,753
Mm, but you love this town.
321
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,929
It doesn't mean
I didn't have other plans.
322
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:08,106
Well, I mean,
you live four blocks
323
00:14:08,107 --> 00:14:09,107
from where you grew up.
324
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,804
Ah, excuse me.
325
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,894
Just excuse me
for a minute, young lady,
326
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:17,768
but you are looking
at WBIV's premier weather girl.
327
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:18,595
Stop it.
328
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:21,380
Mm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
329
00:14:21,381 --> 00:14:24,384
Taking a closer look now
at Wayne County.
330
00:14:24,384 --> 00:14:25,820
Keep that umbrella handy
331
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:28,039
because we have a warm front
coming in,
332
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:31,086
keeping our chance of rain
elevated through midweek.
333
00:14:31,086 --> 00:14:32,957
Mm, back to you, Alice.
334
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,177
Wow!
335
00:14:35,177 --> 00:14:36,918
- Eh...
- Wow!
336
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,267
Yeah.
337
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:41,879
I was gonna work my way up
to station manager.
338
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,620
Why didn't you?
339
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,230
Oh, I don't know.
340
00:14:45,231 --> 00:14:47,320
Long hours, the varicose veins,
341
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,365
the sexual harassment.
342
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,150
But you're so good.
343
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,109
Well, then...
344
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,503
I had Doug.
345
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:57,938
You didn't want to go back?
346
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,375
Well, now I'm a different
kind of station manager.
347
00:15:00,376 --> 00:15:02,639
Do you regret it?
348
00:15:02,639 --> 00:15:05,947
Not for a second.
349
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,994
Having a baby's
not for everyone, Patty.
350
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,821
Oh, neither are olives
351
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:13,562
until you spend the summer
in Florence.
352
00:15:13,563 --> 00:15:15,043
Well, at least you got to be
353
00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:18,003
a meteorologist first.
354
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:21,005
That is why
I have arranged it...
355
00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:23,008
so you can do both.
356
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,618
What do you mean?
357
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,663
You can spend
the whole day writing
358
00:15:26,663 --> 00:15:28,360
because you won't need
a day job.
359
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,190
And my Dougie can paint
till he's blue in the face.
360
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,669
How are you arranging that?
361
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:36,109
Who's ever bought a painting
from a coffee shop wall?
362
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,720
Someone who loves art?
363
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,548
Someone who loves her son.
364
00:15:44,899 --> 00:15:47,206
You've spent
thousands of dollars.
365
00:15:47,206 --> 00:15:49,381
Eh, Keith and I have
quite the nest egg.
366
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:50,860
Oh, my God.
367
00:15:50,861 --> 00:15:52,820
Yeah, we were gonna be
snowbirds in West Palm Beach,
368
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,429
but...
- I cannot believe it.
369
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,389
Who needs to buy
an overpriced condo
370
00:15:56,389 --> 00:16:01,001
when we could invest
in your dreams...
371
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,308
and a grandbaby?
372
00:16:03,309 --> 00:16:05,964
This is
straight-up blackmail.
373
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,096
- Eh, don't be so dramatic.
- That is what it is.
374
00:16:08,096 --> 00:16:10,490
Patty!
- It's an opportunity, honey.
375
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,580
I don't see it that way.
376
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:16,017
Well, you want to know
how I see it?
377
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:19,499
High-pressure front
creates clear skies ahead.
378
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,543
It's a great time
to soak up the sunshine
379
00:16:21,544 --> 00:16:23,633
and enjoy the fresh air.
380
00:16:26,158 --> 00:16:28,595
Back to you, Alice.
381
00:16:42,913 --> 00:16:45,437
Was it awful?
382
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:48,484
Your mom is just
full of surprises.
383
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:51,139
Yeah, she already texted.
384
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,316
What did she say?
385
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:57,493
She feels like you really get
where she's coming from now.
386
00:16:57,494 --> 00:17:00,495
Yeah, well,
she made it pretty clear.
387
00:17:00,496 --> 00:17:01,889
Hmm.
388
00:17:05,936 --> 00:17:09,417
Can you, um, take a break?
389
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:14,118
I'm kind of in the zone
right now, babe.
390
00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,468
I need to tell you something.
391
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:18,166
Well, the coffee shop wants
another series.
392
00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:21,734
- Awesome.
- Yeah.
393
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,258
I mean, the guy thinks
I should charge more
394
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:26,044
because they're selling
so fast.
395
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,784
Like, how much?
396
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,960
He thinks I should double it.
397
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:32,180
- Jesus.
- Yeah.
398
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:36,054
I mean, at those prices,
I could leave the sign shop.
399
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,838
Is that smart?
400
00:17:38,839 --> 00:17:40,623
I mean, I could be legit.
401
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:43,278
I could open
my own art gallery.
402
00:17:43,278 --> 00:17:45,105
Yeah, but it seems risky.
403
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:48,326
Okay.
Where is this coming from?
404
00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:51,634
I just don't want you hurt.
405
00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:58,467
I'm tough.
406
00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:01,601
Oh, hey, uh, what was it
you wanted to tell me?
407
00:18:05,779 --> 00:18:07,301
Um...
408
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:09,608
just that your mom...
409
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,570
Is really proud of you.
410
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,228
Oh.
411
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,970
Oh, how did
the, uh, dessert battle go?
412
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,018
Brutal.
413
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:31,108
Well, that's the thing
about Mom.
414
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:34,067
She always wins.
415
00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:42,163
Ooh!
How's the Alien Blood?
416
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,557
Oh, it's just lemonade
and dry ice.
417
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,125
Aww, were you hoping
for real alien blood?
418
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,517
There's an actual astronaut
419
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:50,171
taking pictures
with everyone, so...
420
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,173
Oh, yeah, and don't forget
the exact replica
421
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:55,045
of Mission Control.
- Mm.
422
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,569
No one needs me here.
423
00:19:01,878 --> 00:19:04,054
I need you...
- Thank you.
424
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,751
- Inside this moon bounce.
- Oh!
425
00:19:05,752 --> 00:19:06,709
- Stat!
- Yeah.
426
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,580
I mean, look at him.
427
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,799
He never exercised once
when we were married.
428
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,367
Now he's like a gymnast.
429
00:19:13,368 --> 00:19:16,066
Everybody's a gymnast
in a bounce house, Melissa.
430
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,763
I saw him hold Crow Pose
431
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,895
for, like, ten minutes
the other day.
432
00:19:19,896 --> 00:19:21,070
What the hell is that?
433
00:19:21,071 --> 00:19:22,376
I'm just saying--
434
00:19:22,377 --> 00:19:25,075
if he tried this hard
when we were married...
435
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,469
Okay?
436
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:29,384
Okay what?
437
00:19:29,384 --> 00:19:31,125
Well, finish your sentence.
438
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,213
Nothing.
439
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,954
It's just annoying.
440
00:19:40,569 --> 00:19:42,528
Higher. Come on!
441
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,795
You got a good arm.
442
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,404
You should join
the baseball team.
443
00:19:50,405 --> 00:19:52,145
It'd look good
on your applications.
444
00:19:52,146 --> 00:19:53,799
Don't have to worry
about that now.
445
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,105
Oh, we're gonna worry
about it, braj.
446
00:19:56,106 --> 00:19:59,413
Did you just say "braj"?
447
00:19:59,414 --> 00:20:01,634
All I need is
your study guide.
448
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,548
My tutor didn't
give it to me.
449
00:20:03,549 --> 00:20:05,768
Okay, so we'll go
get it from him.
450
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:06,987
What's the point?
451
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,729
You're the one
getting screwed.
452
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,165
Actually...
453
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,515
you are.
454
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,300
How?
455
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,477
If all this goes away,
456
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,957
you and my dad can't rub your
privates on each other anymore.
457
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,481
Ew!
458
00:20:25,484 --> 00:20:28,835
That's why you think
I'm doing this?
459
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:32,272
I saw you guys sharing
a piece of pie, okay?
460
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,797
So what?
I like pie.
461
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:37,409
Nobody shares pie unless
they're smashin' smellies.
462
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:40,890
Stop saying those things!
463
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,457
Am I wrong?
464
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,676
Regardless
of what you think you saw
465
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:47,244
or what you think I'm dying
to do with my lady parts,
466
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,377
you still deserve
your day in court.
467
00:20:52,424 --> 00:20:56,644
The tutor probably shouldn't
testify on my behalf.
468
00:20:56,645 --> 00:20:57,951
Why not?
469
00:20:57,951 --> 00:20:59,647
Because, uh...
470
00:20:59,648 --> 00:21:02,391
I paid him in weed
so he'd go away.
471
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,914
How'd you get the A, then?
472
00:21:05,915 --> 00:21:09,744
Just copied off the dork
in front of me.
473
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,792
Why?
474
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:19,232
Oh, it's just easier being
the kid everyone thinks I am.
475
00:21:19,233 --> 00:21:21,670
But you don't have to be.
476
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,286
It's the only way
to get rid of you.
477
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:33,421
There were a million
other ways to do that.
478
00:21:44,867 --> 00:21:47,347
And then face it
out that way.
479
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:49,872
- Ooh, nice!
- No, we got people for that.
480
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,917
Oh. All right, rad.
481
00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:54,049
Um, well, thank you
for letting me crash
482
00:21:54,050 --> 00:21:55,313
your son's birthday party.
483
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,749
Oh, my gosh, no.
484
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,358
Thank you for the killer class.
It was amazing.
485
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,143
Oh, hey, you did
all the work.
486
00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:02,231
You're the one who taught
Brett to touch his toes.
487
00:22:02,232 --> 00:22:03,364
Oh, yeah.
488
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,410
Yeah, he's not--
he's not exactly a yogi,
489
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:08,717
but, you know,
he's a pretty great dude.
490
00:22:08,718 --> 00:22:10,980
Well, you must be
pretty great yourself.
491
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,550
Check, check.
492
00:22:16,551 --> 00:22:20,861
Will the birthday boy please
report to the dance floor?
493
00:22:22,731 --> 00:22:25,385
I said, will the birthday boy
494
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:28,258
please report
to the dance floor?
495
00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:29,781
There he is.
496
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:50,411
♪ Yo, pretty ladies
around the world ♪
497
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,544
♪ Got a weird thing
to show you ♪
498
00:22:52,545 --> 00:22:54,894
♪ So tell all
the boys and girls ♪
499
00:22:54,894 --> 00:22:58,636
♪ Wave your hands in the air
like you don't care ♪
500
00:22:58,637 --> 00:23:01,029
♪ Glide by the people
501
00:23:01,030 --> 00:23:03,118
♪ As they start to look
and stare ♪
502
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:04,643
Oh, Zach.
503
00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,775
♪ Do your dance,
do your dance quick ♪
504
00:23:15,567 --> 00:23:17,525
- Hold my Alien Blood.
- Yeah
505
00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:19,092
Okay, yeah!
506
00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:20,875
Come on, everyone,
it's a dance party.
507
00:23:20,876 --> 00:23:23,269
Everybody report
to the dance floor.
508
00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:28,666
♪ But you got to realize
509
00:23:28,667 --> 00:23:30,538
♪ That you're acting
like fools ♪
510
00:23:30,538 --> 00:23:32,626
♪ If there's music,
we can use it ♪
511
00:23:32,627 --> 00:23:34,977
♪ We need to dance
512
00:23:34,978 --> 00:23:38,763
♪ We don't have no time
for psychological romance ♪
513
00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:41,461
♪ No romance, no romance
514
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:43,942
♪ No romance for me, mama
515
00:23:43,943 --> 00:23:47,207
♪ Come on, baby,
tell me what's the word? ♪
516
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,601
Don't get me wrong.
517
00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:51,558
She's attractive,
that's for sure.
518
00:23:51,559 --> 00:23:53,647
But her features are too even
for Buzz.
519
00:23:53,648 --> 00:23:55,171
I mean, that injected
airbrush look
520
00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:56,172
just doesn't do it for him.
521
00:23:57,392 --> 00:23:59,653
Even if it's all the rage
on social media.
522
00:24:01,743 --> 00:24:03,832
Maybe I'm old-fashioned,
523
00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:06,008
but I still say the way
to get in a man's pants
524
00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:07,269
is through his stomach.
525
00:24:07,270 --> 00:24:09,097
Yeah, right, Mr. Fingers?
526
00:24:09,098 --> 00:24:11,710
Don't you worry
your furry little tail, okay?
527
00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:13,842
Buzz knows a girl that thin
528
00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:16,453
could never make a meal
like this, right?
529
00:24:16,454 --> 00:24:17,498
Yeah.
530
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:26,333
Alice?
531
00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:27,900
Alice, it's Marilyn.
532
00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:30,945
Um, I need you to call me back
right away.
533
00:24:30,946 --> 00:24:32,861
It's very important.
Please.
534
00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:34,690
Something terrible
has happened.
535
00:24:52,838 --> 00:24:54,361
Sorry I'm late.
536
00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:58,059
Um, we're in a meeting here.
537
00:24:58,060 --> 00:24:59,497
Who are you?
538
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,106
Mm, that's not
the right question.
539
00:25:01,107 --> 00:25:02,238
Excuse me?
540
00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:04,284
The question
you should be asking is,
541
00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:07,155
why does the CEO of
the Birdie Bradley Foundation
542
00:25:07,156 --> 00:25:08,854
have to waste her time
543
00:25:08,855 --> 00:25:11,335
to defend
our premier candidate?
544
00:25:13,598 --> 00:25:15,512
I honestly need to know
who you are
545
00:25:15,513 --> 00:25:16,688
for security purposes.
546
00:25:16,689 --> 00:25:19,559
I'm...
547
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,823
I'm Birdie Bradley.
548
00:25:21,824 --> 00:25:23,477
Are we safe right now?
549
00:25:23,478 --> 00:25:25,044
She gave Ford
the scholarship.
550
00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:26,480
That I hear he may lose
551
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,178
based on these
scurrilous allegations.
552
00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:31,833
We have a strict policy
when it comes to cheating.
553
00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:33,878
Oh, yeah?
What's the policy?
554
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,619
Don't bother
believing in yourself
555
00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,098
because no one else will?
556
00:25:37,099 --> 00:25:39,362
Guilty until proven innocent?
557
00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:40,667
He had
the exact same answers.
558
00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:42,191
Exactly.
559
00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:45,499
How do we know this other
student didn't cheat off Ford?
560
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,240
She's
a National Merit Scholar
561
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,242
who's attending Yale
in the fall.
562
00:25:50,243 --> 00:25:52,723
Exactly.
No need to study anymore.
563
00:25:52,724 --> 00:25:54,987
Classic case of senioritis.
564
00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:56,596
Ford also admitted he cheated
565
00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:58,686
two minutes
before you walked in.
566
00:26:02,821 --> 00:26:07,041
Exactly, because the system
is stacked against him
567
00:26:07,042 --> 00:26:08,957
and every other student
568
00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:12,178
who will never be
a National Merit Scholar.
569
00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:13,395
Ms. Bradley--
570
00:26:13,396 --> 00:26:15,484
Ford is a victim
of privileged bias,
571
00:26:15,486 --> 00:26:17,617
which is not just an indictment
of this school
572
00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:20,011
but really
of the entire education system
573
00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,448
in this country.
574
00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:23,102
I don't disagree
there's room for improvement.
575
00:26:23,103 --> 00:26:25,407
So you agree that you give
kids with money
576
00:26:25,409 --> 00:26:27,323
an unfair advantage?
- I never said that.
577
00:26:27,324 --> 00:26:29,847
And yet, we all heard you
loud and clear.
578
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:34,766
The Foundation is prepared
to forgive
579
00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:38,116
your offensive assault
on disadvantaged students
580
00:26:38,117 --> 00:26:42,643
in exchange for Ford's
complete exoneration.
581
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:47,386
This whole thing is making me
real uncomfortable.
582
00:26:47,387 --> 00:26:49,693
Well, would it make you
more comfortable
583
00:26:49,694 --> 00:26:51,782
if the Foundation
continued the scholarship
584
00:26:51,784 --> 00:26:53,959
for another student
after Ford graduates?
585
00:26:59,704 --> 00:27:01,792
It'd make me
even more comfortable
586
00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:03,490
if it was two students.
587
00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:05,839
It's educators like you
that give me hope
588
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,494
for our children's future.
589
00:27:11,454 --> 00:27:13,065
Commercial real estate's
on the other side.
590
00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:15,109
International properties
are on the second floor.
591
00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:16,546
Offices in London and Prague
592
00:27:16,547 --> 00:27:18,679
and just now getting set up
in South America.
593
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,246
You guys have everything
but your own barista.
594
00:27:20,247 --> 00:27:22,988
My man Micheli makes
the perfect cappuccino.
595
00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:24,031
He's here round the clock.
596
00:27:24,032 --> 00:27:25,250
This is it.
597
00:27:25,251 --> 00:27:28,340
If everything goes well,
this would be you.
598
00:27:28,342 --> 00:27:31,083
We'd have you round out
our luxury property team.
599
00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:33,606
And then, you know, the usual
grind of nights and weekends
600
00:27:33,607 --> 00:27:35,521
until you work
your client list back up.
601
00:27:35,522 --> 00:27:37,523
- Where do I sign?
- Full disclosure--
602
00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:39,177
we do have some
other candidates in the wings.
603
00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:41,006
Oh, send them home.
I'm your guy.
604
00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:42,310
Team's excited to meet you.
605
00:27:42,311 --> 00:27:44,356
I never had a chance
to shine at McManus.
606
00:27:44,357 --> 00:27:46,707
Gary always sucked all the air
out of the room.
607
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:49,666
Let me show you
what makes me great.
608
00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:51,930
That is the razzle-dazzle
the team wants to see.
609
00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:57,239
All right, you know her
from her work and more.
610
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,372
The infamous
Catherine Crosby, everyone.
611
00:27:59,373 --> 00:28:00,807
- Hey.
- Hi.
612
00:28:02,810 --> 00:28:05,203
Hi.
613
00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:09,208
I am so sorry.
614
00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:11,601
- What's wrong?
- My daughter just threw up.
615
00:28:11,602 --> 00:28:12,732
Oh.
616
00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:14,082
Is she alone?
617
00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:16,432
No, the babysitter's there,
but...
618
00:28:18,305 --> 00:28:20,435
Can she handle it
until you get home?
619
00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:31,011
She really needs her mom.
620
00:28:33,885 --> 00:28:35,712
Sorry.
621
00:28:39,673 --> 00:28:43,372
All right, who's on deck?
That bald guy in the lobby?
622
00:28:43,373 --> 00:28:45,766
It was supposed to be
my solo, not a dance party.
623
00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,201
Mm-hmm.
624
00:28:47,202 --> 00:28:48,900
Brett jumps in right before
I throw my airflare,
625
00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:50,770
you know, and does some lame
Funky Chicken.
626
00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:52,207
Yeah.
627
00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:53,599
I mean, he just--
628
00:28:53,601 --> 00:28:55,863
he always has to steal
my thunder, you know?
629
00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:56,951
Sucks.
630
00:28:56,951 --> 00:28:59,084
What is with that guy?
631
00:29:01,304 --> 00:29:04,785
We can't move to Chicago.
632
00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:07,440
I was watching him with her
and with Zach and with Zoe
633
00:29:07,441 --> 00:29:11,313
and how much fun
they have together.
634
00:29:11,314 --> 00:29:13,141
We have fun with them, too.
635
00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:15,577
I can't take that
away from him.
636
00:29:15,578 --> 00:29:16,971
Look, Melissa, the firm,
637
00:29:16,971 --> 00:29:18,451
they're not gonna give me
another shot like this.
638
00:29:18,451 --> 00:29:21,846
I can't ruin his life again.
I can't.
639
00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:25,327
What about mine?
640
00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:29,201
You still have me.
641
00:29:43,259 --> 00:29:47,914
♪ I don't want to have to go
where you don't follow ♪
642
00:29:47,915 --> 00:29:52,223
♪ I won't hold back again
this passion inside ♪
643
00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:54,661
♪ I can't run from myself
644
00:29:54,662 --> 00:29:58,664
♪ There's nowhere to hide
645
00:29:58,665 --> 00:30:04,497
♪ Your love I'll remember
forever ♪
646
00:30:04,498 --> 00:30:08,153
♪ Don't make me
647
00:30:08,153 --> 00:30:11,895
♪ Close one more door
648
00:30:11,896 --> 00:30:16,378
♪ I don't want to hurt
anymore ♪
649
00:30:24,125 --> 00:30:26,126
What are you, drunk?
650
00:30:26,127 --> 00:30:27,563
Move! Move!
651
00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:02,859
You okay?
652
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:06,211
Yeah.
Uh, yeah, I'm just--
653
00:31:10,172 --> 00:31:13,392
Do you ever wish that, um,
life had a pause button?
654
00:31:18,746 --> 00:31:21,008
My daughter threw up on me
all night.
655
00:31:21,009 --> 00:31:24,184
- Oh, my God!
- It, like, got in my mouth.
656
00:31:24,185 --> 00:31:27,929
- I don't know how you do it.
- Neither do I.
657
00:31:30,888 --> 00:31:33,673
- What's it like?
- Having kids?
658
00:31:33,673 --> 00:31:35,935
Yeah.
659
00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:38,026
But what's it really like?
660
00:31:39,506 --> 00:31:42,202
Uh...
661
00:31:42,203 --> 00:31:44,727
okay, well...
662
00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:47,077
at first,
it's all about keeping them
663
00:31:47,078 --> 00:31:50,167
from hurting themselves--
you know, choking on hot dogs,
664
00:31:50,169 --> 00:31:51,996
uh, plastic bags
over their heads,
665
00:31:51,997 --> 00:31:55,259
forks in toasters, crosswalks.
666
00:31:56,958 --> 00:32:01,353
And if they survive all that,
your reward is worrying
667
00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:04,660
about drugs
you've never even heard of,
668
00:32:04,661 --> 00:32:09,404
eating disorders, depression,
anxiety, heartbreak.
669
00:32:11,319 --> 00:32:13,451
Whoa.
670
00:32:13,452 --> 00:32:17,413
That's not even the most
terrifying part, really.
671
00:32:19,849 --> 00:32:21,460
Someday...
672
00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:25,246
you will be covered in puke
at 2:00 in the morning
673
00:32:25,247 --> 00:32:26,814
and...
674
00:32:29,163 --> 00:32:32,951
Suddenly realize you have
no idea who you are anymore.
675
00:32:35,823 --> 00:32:37,737
So...
676
00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:41,567
why would anyone
ever have kids?
677
00:32:45,572 --> 00:32:48,182
'Cause...
678
00:32:48,182 --> 00:32:50,968
there's, like...
679
00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:55,015
I don't know, five minutes
in every day that are...
680
00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:57,017
so incredible.
681
00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:02,805
You catch them singing a song
to themselves in the tub,
682
00:33:02,806 --> 00:33:06,461
or they snuggle up to you
like a puppy.
683
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:12,250
Whatever it is,
those five minutes
684
00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:14,992
make you forget
that you're in hell.
685
00:33:16,819 --> 00:33:20,039
But is that... enough?
686
00:33:23,696 --> 00:33:26,046
Sometimes.
687
00:33:29,615 --> 00:33:31,878
How's that for a truth bomb?
688
00:33:33,663 --> 00:33:35,621
Nuclear.
689
00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:44,412
Time to un-pause.
690
00:34:17,793 --> 00:34:19,664
What'd I do now?
691
00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:22,101
You hit a guy where it hurts.
692
00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:24,496
Are you serious?
693
00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:27,715
You just barge in
like you own the place...
694
00:34:27,717 --> 00:34:28,804
Have you been drinking?
695
00:34:28,804 --> 00:34:30,067
Wave your credit cards
around.
696
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,371
Yeah, I use what I got.
697
00:34:31,373 --> 00:34:34,157
You've known the kid
all of five minutes.
698
00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:36,289
- So?
- So you've--
699
00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:38,030
you've done more for him
in one day
700
00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:40,293
than I've been able to do
in ten years.
701
00:34:40,295 --> 00:34:42,121
Okay.
702
00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:43,818
You're welcome.
703
00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:46,692
Do you have any idea how
that makes me feel as a father?
704
00:34:49,608 --> 00:34:51,130
All I did was write a check.
705
00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:53,306
Yeah, well...
706
00:34:53,307 --> 00:34:57,094
that's what works with them.
707
00:34:57,094 --> 00:35:01,663
I just want your son
to have a fair shot.
708
00:35:01,664 --> 00:35:03,230
And...
709
00:35:03,231 --> 00:35:06,885
you used the word "scurrilous."
710
00:35:06,887 --> 00:35:09,367
I googled it in the car.
711
00:35:11,369 --> 00:35:13,501
Oh, boy.
712
00:35:13,501 --> 00:35:16,547
Okay, I may have had
a few drinks.
713
00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:18,202
Mm.
714
00:35:18,202 --> 00:35:21,856
Rough day?
- Nervous to see you.
715
00:35:21,858 --> 00:35:23,858
You know,
the last time we were alone,
716
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:25,295
things happened.
717
00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:28,298
Hmm. How do you feel now?
718
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:29,561
Bummed.
719
00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:31,389
Why?
720
00:35:31,389 --> 00:35:36,090
Well, the right thing to do
isn't what I want.
721
00:35:38,047 --> 00:35:39,701
Then you definitely
shouldn't stay.
722
00:35:39,702 --> 00:35:43,574
Yeah, that is definitely
something I shouldn't do.
723
00:35:47,056 --> 00:35:48,927
Just for the sake
of argument, though...
724
00:35:48,929 --> 00:35:52,105
Yeah?
725
00:35:52,106 --> 00:35:54,106
What if you did?
726
00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:57,242
Well, then you really
shouldn't get any closer.
727
00:35:59,331 --> 00:36:03,594
And I obviously
shouldn't do this.
728
00:36:06,773 --> 00:36:09,034
I certainly...
729
00:36:09,036 --> 00:36:11,210
shouldn't do this.
730
00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:17,260
♪ Something's
always undone ♪
731
00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:19,914
Anything else
we shouldn't do?
732
00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:24,615
♪ Craving
733
00:36:27,141 --> 00:36:30,447
♪ Craving some comfort
734
00:36:33,755 --> 00:36:35,409
♪ Craving
735
00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:40,021
Yeah, yeah, and a coffee
with that flavored creamer--
736
00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:41,153
the no-sugar one?
737
00:36:41,155 --> 00:36:42,242
Sure. Coming right up.
738
00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:43,938
Coffee?
739
00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:45,811
I'm good.
740
00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:51,817
So Cricket seems
like a good get.
741
00:36:51,818 --> 00:36:53,775
- She's cool.
- Yeah.
742
00:36:53,775 --> 00:36:55,516
Is it, like,
a bang-buddy sitch,
743
00:36:55,516 --> 00:36:58,170
or, uh, you guys in it
to win it?
744
00:36:58,172 --> 00:37:00,739
Why am I here, Connor?
745
00:37:00,739 --> 00:37:03,088
Look, uh...
746
00:37:03,090 --> 00:37:04,916
given the circumstances,
747
00:37:04,918 --> 00:37:07,092
you and I are never
gonna be tight.
748
00:37:07,094 --> 00:37:09,226
Well, since the circumstances
were you stealing my wife,
749
00:37:09,226 --> 00:37:10,269
I agree.
750
00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:11,576
The thing is,
751
00:37:11,577 --> 00:37:15,101
it's really important
to Melissa that we're...
752
00:37:15,101 --> 00:37:17,146
all in a good place.
753
00:37:17,146 --> 00:37:19,496
Mm-hmm. We'd need
a time machine for that.
754
00:37:19,498 --> 00:37:21,541
Yeah, well,
what if I had one?
755
00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:24,414
You probably will
for Zach's next birthday.
756
00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:28,114
I mean, what if I made good
on your deal with Melissa?
757
00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:30,943
Come on, man.
758
00:37:30,943 --> 00:37:33,032
No, I know a lot
of deep-pocket people
759
00:37:33,032 --> 00:37:35,730
who could help you get your
car business off the ground.
760
00:37:35,731 --> 00:37:37,557
What's in it for you?
761
00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:39,561
I get a new bestie.
762
00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:44,260
It'll make my wife
like me more than you.
763
00:37:46,612 --> 00:37:49,440
All right.
764
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,572
On one condition.
- Hit me.
765
00:37:51,572 --> 00:37:55,010
Admit I saved your ass
at that party.
766
00:37:55,010 --> 00:37:57,317
Those kids just weren't ready
for my moves.
767
00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:05,760
I always tell
my friends with kids,
768
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,806
one bad decision can wreck
a whole garden.
769
00:38:08,807 --> 00:38:11,940
♪ It's enterin' the area
770
00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:16,641
Children, on the other hand,
are extremely resilient.
771
00:38:16,641 --> 00:38:19,164
♪ It's takin' over you
772
00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:21,210
Which is why
seeing a flower grow
773
00:38:21,210 --> 00:38:25,431
can be
infinitely more rewarding.
774
00:38:25,432 --> 00:38:27,826
But not everyone's cut out
for the responsibility
775
00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:29,349
of plant parenthood.
776
00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:31,219
With global warming,
777
00:38:31,221 --> 00:38:34,353
Detroit will be just as warm
as West Palm.
778
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:36,007
By then, I'll be dead.
779
00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:38,836
Oh, what are you,
a scientist now?
780
00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:41,405
Besides...
781
00:38:41,405 --> 00:38:45,496
you'll be plenty warm
cuddling our new grandbaby.
782
00:38:45,496 --> 00:38:48,324
What about the beach?
783
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:52,110
Nobody needs to see you
in a swimsuit, honey.
784
00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:55,418
Well, as long as I get
to see you in yours.
785
00:38:56,811 --> 00:38:58,509
So you have to make sure
you're ready,
786
00:38:58,510 --> 00:39:01,380
because gardens don't grow up
and move away.
787
00:39:04,123 --> 00:39:07,518
They're something
you have to nurture forever.
788
00:39:07,518 --> 00:39:09,041
Uh, Marilyn?
789
00:39:11,652 --> 00:39:12,871
I need a favor.
790
00:39:12,871 --> 00:39:15,134
If you're here
on Donna's behalf,
791
00:39:15,135 --> 00:39:18,398
I already told her that
Buzz cannot get her fireworks.
792
00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:19,704
They're illegal.
793
00:39:19,704 --> 00:39:21,445
Not that.
794
00:39:21,445 --> 00:39:22,836
It's big.
795
00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:25,273
You know I'd love to help,
796
00:39:25,275 --> 00:39:29,148
but Buzz has a list of requests
a mile long.
797
00:39:31,324 --> 00:39:33,980
What if it really pissed off
my mother-in-law?
798
00:39:36,764 --> 00:39:38,679
Well, there's always room
for one more.
799
00:39:43,597 --> 00:39:45,338
I came as soon as I could.
800
00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:51,257
You're so sweet.
801
00:39:51,257 --> 00:39:53,737
Well, our fur babies
are like our children.
802
00:39:53,739 --> 00:39:56,262
Yeah, I got an alert
on my phone.
803
00:39:56,262 --> 00:39:57,829
Mr. Fingers got out.
804
00:39:57,829 --> 00:40:00,961
Buzz and his dang window.
805
00:40:00,963 --> 00:40:04,269
Hon, how did you get him
away from the coyote?
806
00:40:04,271 --> 00:40:05,880
Well, thank goodness
for Japanese cutlery,
807
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,882
because that thing--
that thing had him in his jaw.
808
00:40:08,884 --> 00:40:10,929
There was so much blood.
809
00:40:10,929 --> 00:40:13,670
Well, you did everything,
um...
810
00:40:13,672 --> 00:40:16,413
you could.
811
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,197
Mm-hmm.
812
00:40:18,197 --> 00:40:19,938
Let's talk
about something else.
813
00:40:19,938 --> 00:40:22,157
Mm-hmm, of course.
814
00:40:22,157 --> 00:40:25,072
Why are you still
in your gown?
815
00:40:25,074 --> 00:40:27,467
Oh, um...
816
00:40:27,467 --> 00:40:29,208
wild night.
817
00:40:29,208 --> 00:40:30,643
Yeah, wild.
818
00:40:30,644 --> 00:40:33,342
I mean, that's what
the gala is about.
819
00:40:33,342 --> 00:40:36,519
I'll never forget it.
820
00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:38,478
Yeah.
821
00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:40,480
By the way...
822
00:40:40,481 --> 00:40:43,353
someone stole the quilt.
823
00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:49,054
How do you know?
824
00:40:49,054 --> 00:40:51,143
I saw it...
825
00:40:51,143 --> 00:40:53,101
Hanging out
of a trunk of a black Cadillac.
826
00:40:53,101 --> 00:40:54,711
Whose?
827
00:40:54,713 --> 00:40:56,322
Well...
828
00:40:56,322 --> 00:41:00,108
I mean, doesn't that smarmy
realtor Gary Mills drive one?
829
00:41:00,108 --> 00:41:02,806
Uh, everyone
in Grosse Pointe does.
830
00:41:02,807 --> 00:41:05,157
Well, not everyone was
as PO'd as Gary's wife
831
00:41:05,157 --> 00:41:07,811
when she got outbid
at the auction.
832
00:41:07,813 --> 00:41:09,987
I mean, you were upset, and--
833
00:41:09,989 --> 00:41:12,817
and you probably weren't
thinking straight, so...
834
00:41:12,818 --> 00:41:14,514
I know what I saw.
835
00:41:17,083 --> 00:41:19,518
Well, you have more important
things to worry about.
836
00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:21,521
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
837
00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:23,001
But I will get that thing back.
838
00:41:23,001 --> 00:41:25,612
Mrs. Lewis?
839
00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:30,268
Mr. Fingers is
a very tough cat.
840
00:41:30,269 --> 00:41:31,661
We'll have to keep him
till he heals,
841
00:41:31,663 --> 00:41:33,010
but he's gonna make it.
842
00:41:33,012 --> 00:41:35,492
Thank God!
Thank God!
843
00:41:37,798 --> 00:41:39,887
See?
844
00:41:39,887 --> 00:41:42,150
It's gonna be okay.
845
00:41:45,371 --> 00:41:47,940
It's all gonna be fine.
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