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[Pop country song Hello Vietnam
by Johnny Wright, background]
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♪ America has heard the bugle call
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♪ And you know it involves us one and all
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♪ I don't suppose that war will ever end
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♪ There's fighting
that will break us up again
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♪ Good-bye, my darling
Hello, Vietnam
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♪ I'm here to take a battle to be won
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♪ Kiss me good-bye
And write me while I'm gone
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♪ Good-bye, my sweetheart
Hello, Vietnam♪
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I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman,
your senior drill instructor.
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You will speak only when spoken to.
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The first and last words
out of your sewers will be ♪ Sir!♪
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Do you maggots understand?
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Sir, yes, sir!
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I can't hear you.
Sound off like you got a pair.
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[Louder] Sir, yes, sir!
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If you ladies leave my island,
if you survive recruit training...
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...you will be a weapon,
a minister of death, praying for war.
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But until that day, you are pukes!
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The lowest form of life on Earth.
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You are not even human fucking beings!
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You are only unorganized,
grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit!
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Because I am hard, you won't like me.
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The more you hate me,
the more you'll learn.
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I am hard, but I am fair!
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There is no racial bigotry here!
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I do not look down on niggers,
kikes, wops or greasers.
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Here, you are all equally worthless!
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My orders are to weed out non-hackers...
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...who do not pack the gear
to be in my beloved Corps!
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Do you maggots understand that?
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Sir, yes, sir!
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Bullshit! I can't hear you!
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[Louder] Sir, yes, sir!
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-What's your name, scumbag?
-Sir, Private Brown, sir!
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From now on you're Private Snowball!
Like that name?
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Sir, yes, sir!
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There's one thing you won't like!
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They don't serve fried chicken
and watermelon...
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...in my mess hall!
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SNOWBALL: Sir, yes, sir!
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Is that you, John Wayne?
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Is this me?
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HARTMAN: Who said that?
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[Screams] Who the fuck said that?
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Who's the slimy communist cocksucker
down here...
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...who just signed his own death warrant?
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Nobody, huh?
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The fairy fucking godmother said it!
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Out-fucking-standing!
I will P.T. you all until you die!
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I will P.T. you until your assholes
suck buttermilk!
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-Was it you, you little fuck?
-Sir, no, sir!
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You look like a fucking worm!
I bet it was you!
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Sir, no, sir!
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Sir, I said it, sir!
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Well, no shit.
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What are you, a fucking comedian?
Private Joker.
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I admire your honesty.
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I like you. Come over to my house
and fuck my sister!
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[Joker grunts]
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HARTMAN: You little scumbag!
I've got your name! I've got your ass!
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You will not laugh or cry!
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You will learn by the number!
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HARTMAN: Get up! Get on your feet!
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Unfuck yourself or I'll unscrew
your head and shit down your neck!
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Sir, yes, sir!
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-Why did you join my beloved Corps?
-Sir, to kill, sir!
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-You're a killer!
-Sir, yes, sir!
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-Let me see your war face!
-Sir!
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You've got a war face?
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[Hartman yells]
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That's a war face! Let me see yours!
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[Joker yells]
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You didn't convince me!
Let me see your real war face!
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[Joker yells louder]
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-You don't scare me! Work on it!
-Sir, yes, sir!
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What's your excuse?
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Sir, excuse, sir?
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I'm asking the fucking questions,
understand?
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Sir, yes, sir!
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Thank you!
Can I be in charge for a while?
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Sir, yes, sir!
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Are you shook up? Nervous?
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Sir, I am, sir!
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Do I make you nervous?
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-Sir!
-Sir, what?
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-Were you about to call me an asshole?
-Sir, no, sir!
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-How tall are you, Private?
-Sir, 5'9", sir!
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I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
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-Trying to squeeze an inch in on me?
-Sir, no, sir!
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The best part of you ran down
the crack of your mama's ass...
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...and ended up as a brown stain
on the mattress!
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-Where in hell are you from?
-Sir, Texas, sir!
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Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
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You don't look like a steer,
so that narrows it down!
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-Suck dicks?
-Sir, no, sir!
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-You a peter-puffer?
-Sir, no, sir!
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I bet you would fuck
a person in the ass...
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...and not have the courtesy
to give him a reach-around!
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I'll be watching you!
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-Your parents have children that lived?
-Sir, yes, sir!
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Bet they regret that!
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You're so ugly
you're a modern-art masterpiece!
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-What's your name, fatbody?
-Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!
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-Lawrence, what, of Arabia?
-Sir, no, sir!
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That name sounds like royalty!
You royalty?
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Sir, no, sir!
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-You suck dicks?
-Sir, no, sir!
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Bet you could suck a golf ball
through a garden hose!
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Sir, no, sir!
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I don't like that name!
Faggots and sailors are called Lawrence!
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-From now on you're Gomer Pyle!
-Sir, yes, sir!
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Think I'm cute, Private Pyle?
Think I'm funny?
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Sir, no, sir!
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-Then wipe off that disgusting grin!
-Sir, yes, sir!
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Any fucking time, sweetheart!
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I'm trying, sir!
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I'll give you three seconds...
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...exactly three fucking seconds...
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...to wipe off that stupid grin...
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...or I will gouge out your eyeballs
and skull-fuck you!
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One, two, three.
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-Sir, I can't help it, sir!
-Get on your knees, scumbag!
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HARTMAN: Now choke yourself!
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HARTMAN: Goddamn it, with my hand,
numb-nuts!
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HARTMAN: Don't pull my hand over there!
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I said choke yourself!
Lean forward and choke yourself!
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HARTMAN: Are you through grinning?
PYLE: Sir, yes, sir!
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Bullshit! I can't hear you!
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Sir, yes, sir!
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HARTMAN: Bullshit! I still can't hear you!
Sound off like you got a pair!
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[Louder] Sir, yes, sir!
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HARTMAN: That's enough.
Get on your feet!
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[Pyle gasping]
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Pyle, square your ass away and
start shitting me Tiffany cuff links...
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...or I will definitely fuck you up!
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Sir, yes, sir!
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[Hartman chanting in cadence]
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JOKER: Parris Island, South Carolina...
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...the United States Marine Corps
Recruit Depot.
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An eight-week college
for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave.
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HARTMAN: [Chanting in cadence]
♪ Mama and Papa were laying in bed!♪
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[Recruits repeat after Hartman]
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♪ Mama rolled over
and this is what she said:
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♪ 'Oh, give me some...
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♪ '...P.T.!'
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♪ Good for you and good for me!
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♪ Mmm, good!
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♪ Up in the morning to the rising sun!
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♪ Gotta run all day...
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♪ ...till the running's done!
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♪ Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch!
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♪ Got the blueballs, crabs
and the seven-year itch!♪
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[Hartman gives drill commands]
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Left shoulder, hut!
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What are you trying to do
to my beloved Corps?
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Sir, I don't know, sir!
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Do you expect me to believe
that you don't know left from right?
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Sir, no, sir!
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You did that on purpose!
You want to be different!
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Sir, no, sir!
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-What side was that?
-Sir, left side, sir!
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-Are you sure, Private Pyle?
-Sir, yes, sir!
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What side was that?
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Sir, right side, sir!
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Don't fuck with me again, Pyle!
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Pick up your fucking cover!
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Sir, yes, sir!
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[Hartman gives drill commands]
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Tonight, you pukes will sleep
with your rifles!
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You will give your rifle a girl's name!
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Because this is the only pussy
you people are going to get!
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Your days of finger-banging
old Mary Jane Rottencrotch...
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...through her pretty
pink panties are over!
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You're married to this piece...
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...this weapon of iron and wood!
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And you will be faithful!
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HARTMAN: Prepare to mount!
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Mount!
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[Beds rattle and clang]
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Pray!
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RECRUITS: [In unison] ♪ This is my rifle.
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♪ There are many like it,
but this one is mine.
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♪ My rifle is my best friend.
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♪ It is my life.
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♪ I must master it,
as I must master my life.
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♪ Without me, my rifle is useless.
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♪ Without my rifle, I am useless.
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♪ I must fire my rifle true.
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♪ I must shoot straighter than my enemy,
who is trying to kill me.
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♪ I must shoot him before he shoots me.
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♪ I will.
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♪ Before God I swear this creed.
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♪ My rifle and myself are defenders
of my country.
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♪ We are the masters of our enemy.
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♪ We are the saviors of my life.
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♪ So be it...
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♪ ...until there is no enemy, but peace.
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♪ Amen. ♪
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At ease!
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Good night, ladies!
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HARTMAN: Hit it!
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Sir, yes, sir!
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Right shoulder, hut!
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This is not your daddy's shotgun,
Cowboy!
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Left shoulder, hut!
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Move the rifle around your head,
not your head around the rifle!
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Port, hut!
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Four inches from your chest, Pyle!
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Four inches!
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[Chanting in cadence] ♪ This is my rifle!
This is my gun!
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RECRUITS: ♪ This is for fighting!
This is for fun!
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♪ This is my rifle! This is my gun!
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♪ This is for fighting! This is for fun!♪
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[Cadenced chanting continues]
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[Hartman chants]
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HARTMAN: You're bouncing!
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[Hartman continues chanting]
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[Rhythmic drumbeat, background]
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HARTMAN: Ten fucking seconds!
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It should take you ten seconds
to negotiate this obstacle!
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Quickly, move it out!
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No swinging-dick private
in this platoon's gonna graduate...
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...until they get this obstacle down
to less than ten fucking seconds!
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[Rhythmic drumbeat continues]
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[Cheering]
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HARTMAN: Next two! Quickly!
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Get over that goddamn obstacle!
Move it!
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HARTMAN: Private Joker, are you a killer?
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Let me hear your war cry!
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[Joker yells]
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HARTMAN: Get your fat ass over there!
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That's right, Private Pyle...
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...don't make any fucking effort
to get up to the top!
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If God wanted you up there,
He'd have miracled your ass up there!
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PYLE: Sir, yes, sir!
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Get your fat ass up there!
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What the hell's wrong with you?
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If there was some pussy up there,
you could get up there, couldn't you?
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Sir, yes, sir!
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HARTMAN: Your ass looks like about
150 pounds of chewed bubble gum, Pyle.
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PYLE: Sir, yes, sir!
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[Dramatic instrumental music,
background]
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One for the commandant!
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One for the Corps!
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Get up there!
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Pull!
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00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:09,950
The Corps don't get theirs!
Get up there, Pyle!
249
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:11,700
Pull!
250
00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:13,490
Pull, Pyle, pull!
251
00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:16,410
One pull-up, Pyle! Come on, pull!
252
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:19,920
You've got to be shitting me!
Get your ass up there!
253
00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:23,960
Do you mean to tell me you cannot do
one single pull-up?
254
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:28,220
You are a worthless piece of shit, Pyle!
Get out of my face!
255
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,470
Get up there, Snowball.
256
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,780
HARTMAN: Get up here, fatboy!
257
00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:36,560
Quickly! Move it up, Pyle! Move it up!
258
00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:41,530
You climb obstacles like old people fuck.
Do you know that, Private Pyle?
259
00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:44,320
Get up here! You're too slow! Move it!
260
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:48,650
Private Pyle, whatever you do,
don't fall down!
261
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,820
That would break my fucking heart!
262
00:15:51,070 --> 00:15:53,580
Quickly! Up and over! Up and over!
263
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:58,290
What in the fuck are you waiting for,
Private Pyle?
264
00:15:58,460 --> 00:15:59,720
Get up and over!
265
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,540
Move it, move it!
266
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,500
HARTMAN: Are you quitting on me?
267
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,590
Well, are you?
268
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:11,180
Then quit, you slimy, fucking,
walrus-Iooking piece of shit!
269
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,100
Get the fuck off of my obstacle!
270
00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:16,770
Get the fuck off of my obstacle!
271
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,230
Now! Move it!
272
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:24,770
I'm going to rip your balls off so you
can't contaminate the rest of the world!
273
00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:27,730
I will motivate you, Private Pyle...
274
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:32,030
...if it short-dicks every cannibal
on the Congo!
275
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,620
Pick 'em up and set 'em down, Pyle!
276
00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:38,120
Quickly! Move it up!
277
00:16:38,950 --> 00:16:43,120
Were you born a fat, slimy scumbag,
you piece of shit, Private Pyle?
278
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,590
Or did you have to work on it?
279
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,090
Move it up!
280
00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:49,380
Quickly! Hustle up!
281
00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:53,900
The fucking war will be over by the time
we get out there, Private Pyle!
282
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,220
[Dramatic instrumental music,
background]
283
00:16:56,350 --> 00:17:00,060
HARTMAN: Are you going to fucking die?
Are you going to die on me?
284
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,730
Do it now!
285
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:03,560
Move it up!
286
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,020
Hustle it up! Quickly!
287
00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:08,450
Feel dizzy?
288
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,000
[Pyle panting]
289
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,400
Faint?
290
00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:16,840
Jesus H. Christ,
I think you've got a hard-on!
291
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,630
[Dramatic instrumental music continues]
292
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:23,330
HARTMAN: Quickly, ladies!
Assholes and elbows! Move it out!
293
00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:25,080
Get up!
294
00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:38,470
[Wake-up trumpet call]
295
00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:51,250
Reveille! Reveille!
296
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,670
HARTMAN:
Drop your cocks and grab your socks!
297
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:56,530
Today is Sunday! Divine worship is 0800.
298
00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:59,200
Get your bunks made
and your uniforms on.
299
00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:01,700
Police call in two minutes.
300
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,540
Private Cowboy, Private Joker.
301
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:09,310
Finish your bunks, then you two turds
clean the head.
302
00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:10,600
Sir, yes, sir!
303
00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:13,100
I want that head so sanitary...
304
00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:16,940
...that the Virgin Mary could go
in there and take a dump!
305
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,190
Sir, yes, sir!
306
00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:20,390
Do you believe in the Virgin Mary?
307
00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:22,100
Sir, no, sir!
308
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,390
[Banging]
309
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,230
Private Joker, I don't believe
I heard you correctly!
310
00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:32,000
Sir, the private said ♪ No, sir,♪ sir!
311
00:18:32,030 --> 00:18:34,740
You little maggot!
You make me want to vomit!
312
00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:39,570
You communist heathen, sound off
that you love the Virgin Mary...
313
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,910
...or I'll stomp your guts out!
314
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,620
You love the Virgin Mary, don't you?
315
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,130
Negative, sir!
316
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:49,130
-Are you trying to offend me?
-Sir, negative, sir!
317
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:53,430
Sir, the private believes that
any answer he gives will be wrong!
318
00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:57,380
And that you will beat him harder
if he reverses himself, sir!
319
00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:59,360
Who's your squad leader?
320
00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:02,530
JOKER: The private's squad leader
is Private Snowball, sir!
321
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,270
Private Snowball!
322
00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:07,110
Private Snowball reporting, sir!
323
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:10,780
HARTMAN: You're fired!
Private Joker is promoted to squad leader!
324
00:19:10,810 --> 00:19:12,190
Sir, aye, aye, sir!
325
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,490
HARTMAN: Disappear, scumbag!
SNOWBALL: Sir, yes, sir!
326
00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:18,110
Reporting as ordered, sir!
327
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:22,870
From now on Private Joker is your new
squad leader and you bunk with him.
328
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,210
He'll teach you!
329
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,580
-He'll teach you how to pee!
-Sir, yes, sir!
330
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:31,130
HARTMAN: Private Joker is ignorant
but he's got guts, and guts is enough.
331
00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:32,840
Now you ladies carry on.
332
00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:35,300
Sir, aye, aye, sir!
333
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,310
The bolt. The bolt goes in the receiver.
334
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,980
[Military drumbeat, background]
335
00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:50,350
Operating rod handle.
336
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,650
Operating rod guide.
337
00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:56,480
And the left one over the right.
338
00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:59,110
Right one over the left.
339
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,620
[Military drumbeat continues]
340
00:20:01,990 --> 00:20:03,700
Left one over the right.
341
00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:06,240
Right one over the left.
342
00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:12,380
Just throw your other leg over.
343
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,420
[Pyle gasping]
344
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,350
JOKER: Pull the next one over
and you're home free.
345
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,280
JOKER: Just throw it over.
346
00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:35,860
[Pyle gasping]
347
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:44,410
JOKER: That'a boy. Just set it down.
348
00:20:44,990 --> 00:20:46,530
[Pyle gasping]
349
00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:56,460
JOKER: Congratulations, Leonard.
350
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:57,880
You did it.
351
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:01,510
Fold the blanket and sheet back together.
352
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,180
Make a four-inch fold.
353
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:07,060
Got it?
354
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:08,560
You do it.
355
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,350
Right shoulder, hut!
356
00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:20,690
Port, hut!
357
00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:27,160
Order, hut!
358
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,500
[Military march music, background]
359
00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:44,470
[Hartman gives drill commands]
360
00:21:57,230 --> 00:21:59,020
HARTMAN: Square these weapons away.
361
00:22:04,530 --> 00:22:07,200
HARTMAN:
The deadliest weapon in the world...
362
00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:10,160
...is a Marine, and his rifle.
363
00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:14,620
It is your killer instinct
that must be harnessed...
364
00:22:15,170 --> 00:22:18,000
...if you expect to survive in combat.
365
00:22:19,420 --> 00:22:20,420
Your rifle...
366
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,340
...is only a tool.
367
00:22:23,130 --> 00:22:25,180
It is a hard heart that kills.
368
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:30,680
If your killer instincts
are not clean and strong...
369
00:22:31,470 --> 00:22:33,770
...you will hesitate
at the moment of truth.
370
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,390
You will not kill.
371
00:22:36,850 --> 00:22:38,650
You will become dead Marines.
372
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,190
And then you will be in a world of shit.
373
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:46,030
Because Marines are not allowed...
374
00:22:46,150 --> 00:22:47,950
...to die without permission!
375
00:22:48,570 --> 00:22:50,530
HARTMAN: Do you maggots understand?
376
00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:52,370
Sir, yes, sir!
377
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:57,140
HARTMAN: [Chanting in cadence]
♪ I love working for Uncle Sam!♪
378
00:22:57,170 --> 00:22:59,390
[Recruits repeat after Hartman]
379
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:02,090
♪ Lets me know just who I am!
380
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:08,340
♪ One, two, three, four!
United States Marine Corps!
381
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:14,350
♪ One, two, three, four!
I love the Marine Corps!
382
00:23:17,310 --> 00:23:18,850
♪ My Corps! Your Corps!
383
00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:22,570
♪ Our Corps! Marine Corps!
384
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,240
♪ I don't know, but I've been told...
385
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,120
♪ ...Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
386
00:23:35,410 --> 00:23:37,660
♪ Mmm, good! Feels good!
387
00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:40,540
♪ Is good! Real good!
388
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,550
♪ Tastes good! Mighty good!
389
00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:46,550
♪ Good for you! Good for me!♪
390
00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:51,140
HARTMAN: Trim 'em!
391
00:23:54,390 --> 00:23:55,810
HARTMAN: Toe-jam!
392
00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:00,270
Pop that blister!
393
00:24:09,570 --> 00:24:11,530
HARTMAN: Jesus H. Christ!
394
00:24:13,070 --> 00:24:14,530
Private Pyle...
395
00:24:14,780 --> 00:24:17,920
-Why is your footlocker unlocked?
-Sir, I don't know, sir!
396
00:24:17,950 --> 00:24:21,460
If there is one thing
in this world I hate...
397
00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:24,850
...it is an unlocked footlocker!
You know that, right?
398
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,060
Sir, yes, sir!
399
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:30,230
Without dickheads like you,
there'd be no thievery in the world!
400
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,480
Sir, no, sir!
401
00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:32,510
Get down!
402
00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:39,770
Now let's just see
if there's anything missing!
403
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,020
HARTMAN: Holy Jesus!
404
00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,320
What is that?
405
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,780
What the fuck is that?
406
00:24:50,610 --> 00:24:52,420
What is that, Private Pyle?
407
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:54,990
-Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
-A jelly doughnut?
408
00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:59,290
-Where did you get it?
-From the mess hall, sir!
409
00:24:59,450 --> 00:25:02,460
-Is chow allowed in the barracks, Pyle?
-Sir, no, sir!
410
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:05,680
Are you allowed to eat
jelly doughnuts, Private?
411
00:25:05,710 --> 00:25:06,930
Sir, no, sir!
412
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,090
-Why not, Private?
-Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
413
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:13,860
Because you are a disgusting fatbody,
Private Pyle!
414
00:25:13,890 --> 00:25:15,360
Sir, yes, sir!
415
00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:18,970
Then why did you hide a jelly doughnut
in your footlocker?
416
00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:21,140
Because I was hungry, sir!
417
00:25:21,310 --> 00:25:23,310
Because you were hungry?
418
00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:29,360
Private Pyle...
419
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:33,660
...has dishonored himself
and dishonored the platoon!
420
00:25:34,570 --> 00:25:37,870
I have tried to help him,
but I have failed!
421
00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:42,660
I have failed because
you have not helped me!
422
00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:45,130
HARTMAN: You people...
423
00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:49,920
...have not given Private Pyle
the proper motivation!
424
00:25:51,970 --> 00:25:55,640
From now on,
whenever Private Pyle fucks up...
425
00:25:56,050 --> 00:25:58,050
...I will not punish him.
426
00:25:58,510 --> 00:26:00,720
I will punish all of you!
427
00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:03,410
And the way I see it, ladies...
428
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:06,270
...you owe me for one jelly doughnut!
429
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,360
Get on your faces!
430
00:26:10,730 --> 00:26:11,900
Open your mouth!
431
00:26:12,690 --> 00:26:14,820
They're paying for it, you eat it!
432
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,570
HARTMAN: Ready, exercise!
433
00:26:17,870 --> 00:26:20,800
RECRUITS: [Chanting in cadence]
♪ One, two, three, four!
434
00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:22,950
♪ I love the Marine Corps!♪
435
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,790
[Cadenced chanting continues]
436
00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:44,140
You really look like shit today.
437
00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:53,110
Joker?
438
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,450
Everybody hates me now.
439
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:01,990
Even you.
440
00:27:05,910 --> 00:27:07,460
Nobody hates you, Leonard.
441
00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:12,340
You just keep making mistakes,
getting everybody in trouble.
442
00:27:16,340 --> 00:27:17,840
I can't do anything right.
443
00:27:21,430 --> 00:27:22,470
I need help.
444
00:27:26,890 --> 00:27:28,350
I'm trying to help you.
445
00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:32,270
I'm really trying.
446
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,280
Tuck your shirt in.
447
00:27:41,990 --> 00:27:44,120
[Marines counting pushups]
448
00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:12,730
[Suspenseful instrumental music,
background]
449
00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:17,750
[Pyle groaning and crying]
450
00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:34,900
Do it.
451
00:29:46,070 --> 00:29:48,910
COWBOY:
Remember, it's just a bad dream, fatboy.
452
00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:51,160
[Pyle sobbing]
453
00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:20,940
[Hartman gives drill commands]
454
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,590
HARTMAN:
Do we love our beloved Corps, ladies?
455
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,430
RECRUITS: [Shouting in unison]
Semper fi, do or die!
456
00:30:42,460 --> 00:30:44,010
Gung ho, gung ho!
457
00:30:44,470 --> 00:30:46,680
HARTMAN: What makes the grass grow?
458
00:30:46,890 --> 00:30:48,680
Blood, blood, blood.
459
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:51,560
HARTMAN:
What do we do for a living, ladies?
460
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,520
Kill, kill, kill!
461
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,360
HARTMAN: I can't hear you!
462
00:30:55,390 --> 00:30:57,020
Kill, kill, kill!
463
00:30:57,310 --> 00:31:00,230
HARTMAN: Bullshit! I still can't hear you!
464
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,360
RECRUITS: Kill, kill, kill!
465
00:31:03,110 --> 00:31:06,150
HARTMAN: Do any of you know
who Charles Whitman was?
466
00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:10,370
None of you dumbasses knows?
467
00:31:13,370 --> 00:31:17,750
Sir, he shot all those people
from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir!
468
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,560
Charles Whitman killed 12 people...
469
00:31:20,590 --> 00:31:24,550
...from a 28-story observation tower
at the University of Texas...
470
00:31:25,340 --> 00:31:27,880
...from distances of up to 400 yards.
471
00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:31,810
HARTMAN: Anybody know
who Lee Harvey Oswald was?
472
00:31:34,140 --> 00:31:35,890
Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir!
473
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:38,730
And do you know how far away he was?
474
00:31:39,060 --> 00:31:42,270
Sir, it was far! From that
book suppository building, sir!
475
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:43,830
[Recruits chuckle]
476
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:45,490
HARTMAN: Knock it off!
477
00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:47,360
250 feet!
478
00:31:47,860 --> 00:31:51,490
He was 250 feet away and shooting
at a moving target.
479
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,840
He got off three rounds...
480
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:57,290
...with an Italian bolt-action rifle
in six seconds...
481
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,380
...and scored two hits,
including a head shot!
482
00:32:01,590 --> 00:32:02,850
Do any of you know where...
483
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,920
...these individuals learned to shoot?
484
00:32:08,430 --> 00:32:10,300
Sir, in the Marines, sir!
485
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:14,360
In the Marines! Outstanding!
Those individuals...
486
00:32:14,390 --> 00:32:17,680
...showed what one motivated Marine
and his rifle can do!
487
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,100
HARTMAN:
Before you ladies leave my island...
488
00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:23,730
...you will all be able
to do the same thing!
489
00:32:24,690 --> 00:32:28,650
[AII sing] ♪ Happy birthday to you
490
00:32:33,330 --> 00:32:38,080
♪ Happy birthday, dear Jesus♪
491
00:32:44,590 --> 00:32:45,670
Today...
492
00:32:46,420 --> 00:32:47,710
...is Christmas!
493
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,640
There will be a magic show at 0930!
494
00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:57,310
Chaplain Charlie will tell you...
495
00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:01,690
...about how the free world
will conquer Communism...
496
00:33:02,810 --> 00:33:06,270
...with the aid of God and a few Marines!
497
00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:10,990
God has a hard-on for Marines...
498
00:33:12,110 --> 00:33:15,780
...because we kill everything we see!
499
00:33:16,950 --> 00:33:18,620
He plays His games...
500
00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:21,000
...we play ours!
501
00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:26,460
To show our appreciation
for so much power...
502
00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:29,630
...we keep heaven packed...
503
00:33:30,170 --> 00:33:32,050
...with fresh souls!
504
00:33:33,430 --> 00:33:36,850
God was here before the Marine Corps!
505
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,060
So you can give your heart to Jesus...
506
00:33:40,850 --> 00:33:44,190
...but your ass belongs to the Corps!
507
00:33:44,730 --> 00:33:47,440
-Do you ladies understand?
-Sir, yes, sir!
508
00:33:48,190 --> 00:33:49,820
I can't hear you!
509
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,700
Sir, yes, sir!
510
00:33:57,660 --> 00:34:00,120
PYLE: It's been swabbed and brushed.
511
00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,540
PYLE: Everything...
512
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000
...is clean.
513
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,760
Beautiful.
514
00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:16,260
So that it slides perfectly.
515
00:34:19,180 --> 00:34:20,180
Nice.
516
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,230
PYLE: Everything cleaned...
517
00:34:25,690 --> 00:34:26,690
...oiled.
518
00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:31,530
So that your action is beautiful.
519
00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:37,870
Smooth, Charlene.
520
00:35:00,930 --> 00:35:02,560
Leonard talks to his rifle.
521
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:16,950
I don't think Leonard can hack it anymore.
522
00:35:19,030 --> 00:35:20,700
I think Leonard's a Section 8.
523
00:35:25,370 --> 00:35:26,920
COWBOY: It don't surprise me.
524
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,720
JOKER: I want to slip my tubesteak
into your sister.
525
00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:46,180
JOKER: What will you take in trade?
526
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,110
COWBOY: What do you got?
527
00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:53,530
[Rifle shots]
528
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,410
Outstanding!
529
00:36:06,910 --> 00:36:09,580
We've finally found something you do well!
530
00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:11,920
Sir, yes, sir!
531
00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:16,880
What is your 6th general order?
532
00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:21,180
Sir, to receive, obey and pass on
to the sentry who relieves me...
533
00:36:22,260 --> 00:36:23,470
...all orders...
534
00:36:24,220 --> 00:36:25,720
Sir, the 6th general...
535
00:36:26,270 --> 00:36:28,660
The private does not know, sir!
536
00:36:28,690 --> 00:36:31,650
You slimy scumbag,
get down and give me 25!
537
00:36:32,650 --> 00:36:34,400
Sir, aye, aye, sir!
538
00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,820
How many counts in that movement?
539
00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,250
Sir, four, sir!
540
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,300
HARTMAN:
Why look down in the chamber?
541
00:36:44,330 --> 00:36:48,500
Sir, to be sure the inspecting officer
is not given a loaded weapon, sir!
542
00:36:48,830 --> 00:36:49,930
What's your 5th general order?
543
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:54,000
Sir, to quit my post
only when properly relieved, sir!
544
00:36:54,710 --> 00:36:56,600
HARTMAN: What's this weapon's name?
545
00:36:56,630 --> 00:36:59,300
Sir, the private's weapon's name
is Charlene, sir!
546
00:36:59,630 --> 00:37:02,470
HARTMAN:
Private, you are definitely born again hard.
547
00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:06,180
I may even let you serve as a rifleman
in my beloved Corps.
548
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,230
Sir, yes, sir!
549
00:37:10,940 --> 00:37:14,190
HARTMAN: [Chanting in cadence]
♪ I don't want no teenage queen!♪
550
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,450
[Recruits repeat after Hartman]
551
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,110
♪ I just want my M-14!
552
00:37:22,110 --> 00:37:24,740
♪ If I die in the combat zone
553
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:30,120
♪ Box me up and ship me home!
554
00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:35,630
♪ Pin my medals upon my chest!
555
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,260
♪ Tell my mom I've done my best!♪
556
00:37:43,590 --> 00:37:45,260
[Birds chirping]
557
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,640
JOKER:
Graduation is only a few days away...
558
00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:53,190
...and the recruits of Platoon 3092
are salty.
559
00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:57,070
They are ready to eat their own guts
and ask for seconds.
560
00:37:58,650 --> 00:38:03,120
The instructors are proud to see us
growing beyond their control.
561
00:38:03,150 --> 00:38:04,670
[Recruits yelling war cries]
562
00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:07,370
JOKER:
The Marine Corps does not want robots.
563
00:38:07,950 --> 00:38:10,200
The Marine Corps wants killers.
564
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,460
The Marine Corps wants to build
indestructible men.
565
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,670
Men without fear.
566
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:20,960
Today...
567
00:38:21,460 --> 00:38:24,300
...you people are no longer maggots.
568
00:38:26,010 --> 00:38:28,680
HARTMAN: Today, you are Marines.
569
00:38:30,140 --> 00:38:32,140
HARTMAN: You are part of a brotherhood.
570
00:38:33,140 --> 00:38:36,770
From now on, until the day you die...
571
00:38:37,610 --> 00:38:39,230
...wherever you are...
572
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,240
...every Marine is your brother.
573
00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:46,820
Most of you will go to Vietnam.
574
00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:50,160
Some of you will not come back.
575
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,160
But always remember this:
576
00:38:53,460 --> 00:38:54,830
Marines die.
577
00:38:55,540 --> 00:38:57,330
That's what we're here for!
578
00:38:58,250 --> 00:39:00,750
But the Marine Corps lives forever.
579
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:05,260
And that means you live forever!
580
00:39:09,510 --> 00:39:11,940
HARTMAN: Pickett?
PICKETT: Sir, yes, sir!
581
00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:13,740
HARTMAN: 0300, Infantry.
582
00:39:13,770 --> 00:39:15,820
HARTMAN: Toejam?
TOEJAM: Sir, yes, sir!
583
00:39:15,850 --> 00:39:17,370
HARTMAN: 0300, Infantry.
584
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,450
HARTMAN: Adams?
ADAMS: Sir, yes, sir!
585
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,650
1800, Engineers.
You go out and find mines.
586
00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:24,320
-Cowboy!
-Sir, yes, sir!
587
00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:26,580
HARTMAN: 0300, Infantry.
588
00:39:26,610 --> 00:39:28,840
HARTMAN: Taylor?
TA YLOR: Sir, yes, sir!
589
00:39:28,870 --> 00:39:30,200
0300, Infantry.
590
00:39:30,580 --> 00:39:32,080
-Joker!
-Sir, yes, sir!
591
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:33,510
HARTMAN: 4212...
592
00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:35,210
...Basic Military Journalism.
593
00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:37,330
You must be shitting me!
594
00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:39,600
You think you're Mickey Spillane?
595
00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:41,810
You think you're some kind
of fucking writer?
596
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,170
Sir, I wrote
for my high-school newspaper, sir!
597
00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:48,050
Christ, you're not a writer,
you're a killer!
598
00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:49,560
A killer, yes, sir!
599
00:39:49,590 --> 00:39:50,890
HARTMAN: Gomer Pyle!
600
00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:52,820
HARTMAN: Gomer Pyle!
601
00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:54,030
Sir, yes, sir!
602
00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:57,890
HARTMAN: You forget your fucking name?
0300, Infantry. You made it.
603
00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:06,570
JOKER: Our last night on the island.
604
00:40:07,610 --> 00:40:09,030
I draw fire watch.
605
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:13,120
[Suspenseful instrumental music,
background]
606
00:41:12,890 --> 00:41:15,010
Hi, Joker.
607
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,370
Are those...
608
00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:40,750
...live rounds?
609
00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:50,630
7.62 millimeter.
610
00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:52,880
[Magazine clicks]
611
00:41:53,050 --> 00:41:55,300
Full metal jacket.
612
00:42:07,270 --> 00:42:10,440
Leonard, if Hartman comes in here
and catches us...
613
00:42:12,150 --> 00:42:14,450
...we'll both be in a world of shit.
614
00:42:18,490 --> 00:42:19,740
I am...
615
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,540
...in a world...
616
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,420
...of shit!
617
00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,880
PYLE: Left shoulder, hut!
618
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,510
Right shoulder, hut!
619
00:42:40,180 --> 00:42:41,730
PYLE: Lock and load.
620
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,310
Order, hut!
621
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,030
♪ This is my rifle!
622
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,950
♪ There are many like it,
but this one is mine.♪
623
00:42:56,030 --> 00:42:58,200
[Pyle continues the prayer]
624
00:42:59,870 --> 00:43:01,750
HARTMAN: Get back in your bunks!
625
00:43:02,540 --> 00:43:04,960
HARTMAN:
What is this Mickey Mouse shit?
626
00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:09,630
What in the name of Jesus H. Christ
are you animals doing in my head?
627
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,010
Why is Pyle out of his bunk
after lights out?
628
00:43:13,420 --> 00:43:16,090
Why is Pyle holding that weapon?
629
00:43:16,470 --> 00:43:19,640
Why aren't you stomping
Private Pyle's guts out?
630
00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:22,930
Sir, it is the private's duty
to inform you...
631
00:43:23,180 --> 00:43:27,190
...that Private Pyle has a full magazine
and has locked and loaded, sir!
632
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,150
[SIow instrumental music, background]
633
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,450
Now listen to me, Private Pyle...
634
00:43:39,570 --> 00:43:41,330
...and listen good.
635
00:43:42,790 --> 00:43:44,250
I want that weapon...
636
00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:46,620
...and I want it now!
637
00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:51,630
Place that rifle on the deck
at your feet...
638
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,590
...and step back away from it.
639
00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:01,760
[Pyle sighs]
640
00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:06,390
What is your major malfunction,
numb-nuts?
641
00:44:06,770 --> 00:44:10,950
Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you
enough attention when you were a child?
642
00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:12,520
[Rifle blasts]
643
00:44:17,950 --> 00:44:19,410
[Pyle sighs]
644
00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:25,290
[Low-pitched, slow,
dramatic instrumental music, background]
645
00:44:36,590 --> 00:44:37,670
Easy, Leonard.
646
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,600
Go easy, man.
647
00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:48,810
[Low-pitched, slow,
dramatic instrumental music continues]
648
00:45:09,870 --> 00:45:12,170
[Joker screams, rifle blasts]
649
00:45:29,230 --> 00:45:33,230
[Pop song These Boots Are Made
For Walking begins, background]
650
00:45:37,570 --> 00:45:39,740
[Motorcycle engine rumbles]
651
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,940
HOOKER: Hey, baby.
652
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,610
You got girlfriend Vietnam?
653
00:46:16,650 --> 00:46:18,230
Not just this minute.
654
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,240
Well, baby, me so horny.
655
00:46:22,990 --> 00:46:24,410
Me so horny.
656
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,080
Me love you long time.
657
00:46:28,370 --> 00:46:29,710
You party?
658
00:46:29,740 --> 00:46:31,290
Yeah, we might party.
659
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,080
-How much?
-$15.
660
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,430
$15 for both of us?
661
00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:38,550
No. Each you $15.
662
00:46:39,250 --> 00:46:41,130
Me love you long time.
663
00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:42,760
Me so horny.
664
00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:45,800
$15 too beaucoup.
665
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:47,900
$5 each.
666
00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:49,390
Me suckee-suckee.
667
00:46:49,970 --> 00:46:51,770
Me love you too much.
668
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:56,770
$5 is all my mom allows me to spend.
669
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,690
Okay! $10 each.
670
00:47:00,690 --> 00:47:02,150
What do we get for $10?
671
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,410
Everything you want.
672
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,030
-Everything?
-Everything.
673
00:47:10,450 --> 00:47:14,290
Buddy, you feel like spending some
of your hard-earned money?
674
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:20,460
Half of these gook whores are officers
in the Viet Cong.
675
00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:22,960
The other half have TB.
676
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,720
JOKER:
Be sure you only fuck the ones who cough.
677
00:47:30,390 --> 00:47:31,930
[Thief grunting]
678
00:47:33,230 --> 00:47:34,770
[Joker grunts]
679
00:47:35,810 --> 00:47:37,850
[Motorcycle engine rumbles]
680
00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:40,320
[Joker screams]
681
00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:45,320
[These Boots Are Made For Walking
continues, background]
682
00:47:46,860 --> 00:47:48,700
[Propellors pelting]
683
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:17,560
That sucker really had some moves on him.
684
00:48:22,070 --> 00:48:24,480
You know what pisses me off
about these people?
685
00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:26,030
What?
686
00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:29,860
We're helping them
and they shit all over us.
687
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,910
I just can't feature that.
688
00:48:32,450 --> 00:48:35,040
Don't take it too hard.
It's just business.
689
00:48:37,710 --> 00:48:40,380
I hate Da Nang.
I want to go out into the field.
690
00:48:41,290 --> 00:48:45,670
I'm here three months and all I do is take
handshake shots at award ceremonies.
691
00:48:46,300 --> 00:48:49,260
You'd get wasted the first day
and it would be my fault.
692
00:48:49,550 --> 00:48:51,430
A high-school girl could do my job.
693
00:48:52,050 --> 00:48:53,680
I want to get into the shit.
694
00:48:53,970 --> 00:48:55,640
I want some trigger time.
695
00:48:57,730 --> 00:49:02,150
If you get killed, your mom will find me
and beat the shit out of me.
696
00:49:03,230 --> 00:49:04,610
That's a negative.
697
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:11,950
Let's keep it short and sweet.
Anybody got anything new?
698
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:17,950
Rumor has it that the Tet ceasefire
will be cancelled.
699
00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:20,330
Rear echelon paranoia.
700
00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:24,590
JOKER: Intelligence says Charlie might
try something big during Tet.
701
00:49:24,790 --> 00:49:27,300
They say the same thing every year.
702
00:49:27,510 --> 00:49:29,390
There's a lot of talk about it.
703
00:49:29,420 --> 00:49:31,260
Don't lose any sleep over it.
704
00:49:31,470 --> 00:49:35,310
The Tet holiday is like July Fourth,
Christmas and New Year in one.
705
00:49:35,810 --> 00:49:39,270
Every zipperhead in the North and South,
will bang gongs...
706
00:49:39,430 --> 00:49:41,440
...and bark at the moon.
707
00:49:43,270 --> 00:49:46,120
LOCKHART: Ann-Margret and entourage
are due next week.
708
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:49,290
I want someone to stick
with her for a few days.
709
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,700
Rafterman, you take it.
710
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,990
Get some good low-angle stuff.
711
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,990
Don't be obvious, but I want to see fur
and early morning dew.
712
00:49:59,290 --> 00:50:04,330
♪ Diplomats in Dungarees. Marine
engineers rebuild Dong Phuc villages...♪
713
00:50:04,580 --> 00:50:07,920
Chili, if we move Vietnamese,
they are evacuees.
714
00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:11,100
If they come to us to be evacuated,
they are refugees.
715
00:50:11,130 --> 00:50:12,760
I'll make a note of it, sir.
716
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,480
♪ N.V.A. Soldier Deserts
After Reading Pamphlets.♪
717
00:50:16,510 --> 00:50:20,350
♪ An N.V.A. regular, who realized
his side would lose...
718
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,240
♪ ...deserted after reading
Open Arms pamphlets.♪
719
00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:26,440
That's good, Dave.
But why say, ♪ N.V.A. regular♪ ?
720
00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:28,450
Is there an irregular?
721
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,530
LOCKHART: How about N.V.A. soldier?
722
00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:31,780
I'll fix it.
723
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,710
LOCKHART: ♪ The Lawrence Welk Show♪
will be on TV in two weeks.
724
00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:37,490
Dave, do 100 words on it.
725
00:50:38,620 --> 00:50:40,080
♪ Not While We're Eating.♪
726
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:45,170
♪ N.V.A. learned not to interrupt meals of
Marines on a search-and-destroy mission.♪
727
00:50:45,630 --> 00:50:49,500
We have a new directive from M.A.F.
on search and destroy.
728
00:50:50,010 --> 00:50:54,180
Substitute ♪ sweep and clear♪
in place of ♪ search and destroy.♪
729
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:55,840
Got it?
730
00:50:56,010 --> 00:50:57,720
Got it. Very catchy.
731
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,640
And, Joker, where's the weenie?
732
00:51:01,770 --> 00:51:02,890
Sir?
733
00:51:03,230 --> 00:51:06,730
The kill. The grunts
must have hit something.
734
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:08,690
Didn't see them.
735
00:51:09,690 --> 00:51:12,690
I've told you,
we run two basic stories here.
736
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,780
Grunts who buy toothbrushes
and deodorant for gooks:
737
00:51:16,950 --> 00:51:18,870
♪ Winning of Hearts And Minds.♪
738
00:51:19,370 --> 00:51:22,540
And combat action resulting in a kill:
♪ Winning the War.♪
739
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:26,330
You must have seen blood trails,
drag marks?
740
00:51:27,130 --> 00:51:28,500
It was raining, sir.
741
00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:31,880
That's why God passed
the law of probability.
742
00:51:32,170 --> 00:51:35,010
Rewrite it with a happy ending,
say, one kill.
743
00:51:35,380 --> 00:51:37,720
A sapper or an officer. Which?
744
00:51:38,260 --> 00:51:39,470
Whichever you say.
745
00:51:39,890 --> 00:51:42,060
Grunts like reading about dead officers.
746
00:51:42,470 --> 00:51:44,560
Okay, an officer. How about a general?
747
00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:46,770
[Marines chuckle]
748
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,480
You'd like our guys to read
the paper and feel bad?
749
00:51:51,190 --> 00:51:54,580
In case you didn't know,
this is not a popular war.
750
00:51:54,610 --> 00:51:57,070
Our job is to report the news that the...
751
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,660
...♪ why-are-we-here♪
civilian newsmen ignore.
752
00:52:00,580 --> 00:52:03,330
Maybe you should go out
on some ops yourself.
753
00:52:04,410 --> 00:52:07,390
You could find more blood trails
and drag marks.
754
00:52:07,420 --> 00:52:08,680
[Marines chuckle]
755
00:52:08,710 --> 00:52:12,380
I've had my ass in the grass.
Can't say I liked it much.
756
00:52:13,050 --> 00:52:15,550
Lots of bugs and too dangerous.
757
00:52:16,220 --> 00:52:19,090
My present duties keep me where I belong:
758
00:52:19,430 --> 00:52:21,100
In the rear with the gear.
759
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,930
[Pop rock song Chapel of Love begins,
background]
760
00:52:29,310 --> 00:52:31,520
JOKER: Tet. The Year of the Monkey.
761
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:34,480
Vietnamese Lunar New Year's Eve.
762
00:52:35,610 --> 00:52:39,780
Down in Dogpatch, the gooks are
shooting off fireworks to celebrate.
763
00:52:45,660 --> 00:52:47,120
[Joker yawns]
764
00:52:49,420 --> 00:52:52,210
I am fucking bored to death, man.
765
00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:55,380
I have to get back in the shit.
766
00:52:56,300 --> 00:52:58,630
I ain't heard a shot fired
in anger in weeks.
767
00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:04,110
Joker's so tough, he'd eat the boogers
out of a dead man's nose...
768
00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:05,360
[Marines laugh]
769
00:53:05,390 --> 00:53:07,060
...then ask for seconds.
770
00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:09,140
Listen up, pilgrim.
771
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:13,950
A day without blood is like
a day without sunshine!
772
00:53:13,980 --> 00:53:15,530
[Marines laugh]
773
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,910
Joker thinks the bad bush is
between old mama-san's legs.
774
00:53:20,410 --> 00:53:21,990
He's never been in the shit.
775
00:53:22,620 --> 00:53:25,120
Hard to talk about. Like on Hastings.
776
00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:29,160
You weren't on Operation Hastings.
You weren't even in country.
777
00:53:29,290 --> 00:53:33,670
Eat shit and die, you fucking
Spanish-American poge!
778
00:53:34,090 --> 00:53:37,210
I was there! I was in the shit
with the grunts.
779
00:53:37,630 --> 00:53:40,760
Don't listen to Payback's bullshit,
Rafterman.
780
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:44,430
JOKER:
Sometimes he thinks he's John Wayne.
781
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:47,400
PA YBACK: You listen to Joker.
782
00:53:47,430 --> 00:53:48,430
He knows ti ti.
783
00:53:49,100 --> 00:53:50,020
Very little.
784
00:53:50,850 --> 00:53:54,110
He's never been in the shit
'cause he ain't got the stare.
785
00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:56,520
The 1,000-yard stare.
786
00:53:57,530 --> 00:54:00,360
A Marine gets it after he's been
in the shit too long.
787
00:54:00,700 --> 00:54:03,990
It's like, it's like you've
really seen beyond.
788
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,590
PA YBACK: I got it.
789
00:54:06,620 --> 00:54:09,540
All field Marines got it.
And you'll have it, too.
790
00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:11,410
I will?
791
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,590
STOKE: How do you stop five blacks
from raping a white chick?
792
00:54:17,170 --> 00:54:18,430
Fuck you.
793
00:54:18,460 --> 00:54:20,230
STOKE: Throw them a basketball.
794
00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:21,840
[Marines laugh]
795
00:54:22,010 --> 00:54:23,930
[Gunshots in distance]
796
00:54:25,010 --> 00:54:26,260
DA VE: Incoming.
797
00:54:28,850 --> 00:54:30,140
CHILl: They're outgoing!
798
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:35,280
DA VE: That ain't outgoing!
CHILl: That ain't outgoing!
799
00:54:35,310 --> 00:54:37,230
DA VE: Now what'd I just say?
800
00:54:40,990 --> 00:54:42,530
[Sirens blare]
801
00:54:53,290 --> 00:54:55,040
[Chaotic shouting]
802
00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:58,800
[Sirens blare]
803
00:55:15,850 --> 00:55:17,770
I hope they're just fucking with us.
804
00:55:18,270 --> 00:55:19,900
I ain't ready for this shit.
805
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,790
[Machine gun blasts]
806
00:56:14,370 --> 00:56:15,710
OFFICER: Cease fire!
807
00:56:26,170 --> 00:56:27,380
OFFICER: Cease fire!
808
00:56:39,190 --> 00:56:40,610
LOCKHART: The enemy...
809
00:56:41,270 --> 00:56:43,280
...has very deceitfully...
810
00:56:43,980 --> 00:56:46,240
...taken advantage of the ceasefire...
811
00:56:47,030 --> 00:56:49,530
...to launch an offensive
all over the country.
812
00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:53,540
So far, we've had it pretty easy here.
813
00:56:54,540 --> 00:56:56,410
But we seem to be the exception.
814
00:56:57,540 --> 00:57:01,710
Charlie has hit every military target
in Vietnam and hit them hard.
815
00:57:02,460 --> 00:57:03,550
In Saigon...
816
00:57:04,050 --> 00:57:08,190
...the United States Embassy has been
overrun by suicide squads.
817
00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:10,520
[Surprised reactions from marines]
818
00:57:10,550 --> 00:57:13,350
Khe Sanh is standing by to be overrun.
819
00:57:15,350 --> 00:57:18,020
We have reports that a division of N.V.A...
820
00:57:18,230 --> 00:57:21,980
...has occupied all of the city of Hue
south of the Perfume River.
821
00:57:23,270 --> 00:57:26,150
In strategic terms,
Charlie's cut the country in half...
822
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,950
...the civilian press are
wetting their pants...
823
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:33,280
...and even Cronkite is going to say
the war is now unwinnable.
824
00:57:34,910 --> 00:57:36,040
In other words...
825
00:57:36,910 --> 00:57:40,750
...it's a huge shit sandwich
and we all have to take a bite.
826
00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:48,800
Does this mean Ann-Margret's
not coming?
827
00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:50,840
[Marines laugh]
828
00:57:55,510 --> 00:57:57,770
You go straight up to Phu Bai.
829
00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:01,140
Captain January will need you.
830
00:58:02,350 --> 00:58:03,690
Yes, sir.
831
00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:07,150
LOCKHART:
And you take off that damn button.
832
00:58:08,030 --> 00:58:10,820
LOCKHART: You can't get killed
wearing a peace symbol.
833
00:58:13,370 --> 00:58:14,950
Permission to go with Joker.
834
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,370
Granted.
835
00:58:18,410 --> 00:58:20,790
Sir, permission not to take Rafterman.
836
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:22,620
You still here?
837
00:58:23,670 --> 00:58:26,670
Vanish ricky-tick
and take Rafterman with you.
838
00:58:27,550 --> 00:58:28,800
You're responsible for him.
839
00:58:35,970 --> 00:58:37,810
[Propellors pelting]
840
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:01,660
[Machine gun blasts]
841
00:59:12,510 --> 00:59:14,470
DOOR GUNNER: Get some! Get some!
842
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:34,530
Get some, baby!
843
00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:46,040
I've got you, mother!
844
00:59:51,710 --> 00:59:54,760
DOOR GUNNER: Anyone who runs is a VC.
845
00:59:55,430 --> 00:59:57,470
Anyone who stands still...
846
00:59:58,260 --> 01:00:00,350
...is a well-disciplined VC.
847
01:00:03,060 --> 01:00:06,100
DOOR GUNNER:
You guys ought to do a story about me.
848
01:00:07,770 --> 01:00:10,480
Why should we do a story about you?
849
01:00:11,230 --> 01:00:13,070
'Cause I'm so fucking good!
850
01:00:13,530 --> 01:00:15,150
That ain't no shit neither.
851
01:00:15,860 --> 01:00:19,780
I've done got me 157 dead gooks killed.
852
01:00:20,490 --> 01:00:22,410
And 50 water buffaloes, too.
853
01:00:23,410 --> 01:00:24,870
Them are all certified.
854
01:00:26,370 --> 01:00:28,920
Any women or children?
855
01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:30,670
Sometimes.
856
01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:35,130
How can you kill women and children?
857
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:37,590
Easy.
858
01:00:38,130 --> 01:00:40,010
You just don't lead them so much.
859
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:42,060
[Door gunner laughs]
860
01:00:42,220 --> 01:00:43,520
Ain't war hell?
861
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,690
JOKER: We want to get in the shit.
862
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:24,900
MASTER SERGEANT:
Down the road. Two-five.
863
01:01:24,930 --> 01:01:27,060
JOKER: Outstanding! Thanks.
864
01:01:55,630 --> 01:01:58,420
We're looking for First Platoon,
Hotel two-five.
865
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,260
I got a bro named Cowboy.
866
01:02:00,510 --> 01:02:01,890
You people one-one?
867
01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:04,850
No, sir. We're reporters
for ♪ Stars and Stripes.♪
868
01:02:06,510 --> 01:02:08,270
I'm Cowboy's platoon commander.
869
01:02:08,730 --> 01:02:11,310
He's just down the road
in the platoon area.
870
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,070
May we tag along, sir?
871
01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:14,770
No problem. Welcome aboard.
872
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:18,240
I'm Schinoski. Walter J. Schinoski.
873
01:02:18,940 --> 01:02:20,860
They call me Mr. Touchdown.
874
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,370
I played ball for Notre Dame.
875
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:26,950
You here to make Cowboy famous?
876
01:02:27,370 --> 01:02:28,830
Never happen, sir.
877
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:32,710
If you came looking for a story,
this is your lucky day.
878
01:02:33,540 --> 01:02:36,290
We got Condition Red and we expect rain.
879
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,090
Outstanding. We taking care of business?
880
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,520
The N.V.A. are dug in deep.
881
01:02:41,550 --> 01:02:45,970
Hotel Company is working this side
of the river, house by house.
882
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:50,930
Charles has his shit together,
but we're still getting some decent kills.
883
01:02:51,060 --> 01:02:54,730
We heard the N.V.A. executed
a lot of gook civilians.
884
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:56,820
Affirmative.
885
01:02:57,190 --> 01:03:00,820
I saw bodies half a klick
this side of the canal.
886
01:03:01,150 --> 01:03:02,110
Can you show me where?
887
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:12,370
[SIow, dramatic instrumental music,
background]
888
01:03:30,220 --> 01:03:32,640
JOKER:
The dead have been covered with lime.
889
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:36,100
The dead know only one thing:
890
01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:39,400
It is better to be alive.
891
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,280
[SIow, dramatic instrumental music
continues]
892
01:03:46,620 --> 01:03:47,990
Excuse me.
893
01:03:48,490 --> 01:03:50,870
-Good morning, Lieutenant.
-Good morning.
894
01:03:50,990 --> 01:03:53,870
I make it 20.
Is that the official body count, sir?
895
01:03:54,620 --> 01:03:56,010
What outfit are you with?
896
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,000
We're from ♪ Stars and Stripes.♪
897
01:03:59,380 --> 01:04:02,210
I'm Sergeant Joker
and this photographer is Rafterman.
898
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,050
I'm Lt. Cleves. Hartford, Connecticut.
899
01:04:05,590 --> 01:04:07,270
Have you got a body count, sir?
900
01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:08,300
Twenty.
901
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:10,180
How did it happen, sir?
902
01:04:11,260 --> 01:04:13,890
The N.V.A. came in
with a list of gook names:
903
01:04:15,140 --> 01:04:18,900
Government officials, policemen,
ARVN officers, teachers.
904
01:04:19,980 --> 01:04:24,280
They asked them, real polite, to report
the next day for political re-education.
905
01:04:25,900 --> 01:04:27,780
Everybody who turned up got shot.
906
01:04:28,370 --> 01:04:29,780
Some they buried alive.
907
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,540
What is that button on your body armor?
908
01:04:39,170 --> 01:04:40,310
A peace symbol, sir.
909
01:04:40,340 --> 01:04:43,390
COLONEL: Where did you get it?
JOKER: I don't remember, sir.
910
01:04:43,420 --> 01:04:45,130
What is written on your helmet?
911
01:04:45,510 --> 01:04:46,760
♪ Born to Kill,♪ sir.
912
01:04:47,090 --> 01:04:50,190
You put ♪ Born to Kill♪ on your helmet
and wear a peace button.
913
01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,350
-Is that some kind of sick joke?
-No, sir.
914
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:54,930
Well, what does it mean?
915
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:58,530
-I don't know, sir.
-You don't know very much.
916
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:01,830
Get your head and your ass wired together
or I will shit on you!
917
01:05:01,860 --> 01:05:02,730
Yes, sir!
918
01:05:02,860 --> 01:05:05,610
Answer my question
or you'll stand tall before the Man.
919
01:05:06,610 --> 01:05:10,240
-I was referring to the duality of man, sir.
-The what?
920
01:05:10,490 --> 01:05:12,780
The duality of man.
The Jungian thing, sir.
921
01:05:14,540 --> 01:05:16,540
-Whose side are you on?
-Our side, sir.
922
01:05:16,790 --> 01:05:18,680
-Don't you love your country?
-Yes, sir.
923
01:05:18,710 --> 01:05:22,630
Then get with the program. Jump on
the team and come in for the big win.
924
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:24,050
Yes, sir.
925
01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:28,220
I ask that my Marines obey my orders
as they would the word of God.
926
01:05:28,930 --> 01:05:32,070
We are helping the Vietnamese,
because inside every gook...
927
01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:34,180
...is an American trying to get out.
928
01:05:34,970 --> 01:05:36,560
It's a hardball world, son.
929
01:05:36,890 --> 01:05:39,600
We must keep our heads
until this peace craze blows over.
930
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:42,080
Aye, aye, sir.
931
01:05:42,110 --> 01:05:43,940
[Plane engine roars]
932
01:05:52,950 --> 01:05:56,010
JOKER: We're looking for First Platoon,
Hotel two-five.
933
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:57,750
MARINE: Around the back.
934
01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:04,880
[Rock and roll music plays on radio]
935
01:06:06,380 --> 01:06:08,630
JOKER: First Platoon?
MARINE: Through there.
936
01:06:12,260 --> 01:06:15,060
[Rock and roll music continues on radio]
937
01:06:33,110 --> 01:06:34,280
Hey, Lone Ranger.
938
01:06:39,290 --> 01:06:40,370
Holy shit!
939
01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:48,980
What's happening?
940
01:06:49,010 --> 01:06:52,260
I hoped I'd never see you again,
you piece of shit!
941
01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:54,800
What's happening?
942
01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:58,390
Just waiting to get back
to the land of the big PX.
943
01:06:59,270 --> 01:07:00,640
Why go back?
944
01:07:00,930 --> 01:07:02,480
Here or there, samey-same.
945
01:07:02,690 --> 01:07:04,450
-Been getting any?
-Only your sister.
946
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:07,900
Better my sister than my mom,
though my mom's not bad.
947
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:10,940
Hey, you hogs, listen up!
948
01:07:11,990 --> 01:07:15,420
This is my bro, Joker, from the island.
And this is...
949
01:07:15,450 --> 01:07:17,420
-Rafterman.
-Rafterman.
950
01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:20,080
They're from ♪ Stars and Stripes.♪
You'll be famous.
951
01:07:20,540 --> 01:07:21,880
[Greetings exchanged]
952
01:07:21,910 --> 01:07:25,670
ANIMAL MOTHER: We're the Lusthog
squad, the lifetakers and heartbreakers.
953
01:07:26,670 --> 01:07:29,210
We shoot holes in them
and fill them with lead.
954
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:32,630
[Rock and roll music continues on radio]
955
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:36,430
Are you a photographer?
956
01:07:38,970 --> 01:07:40,810
I'm a combat correspondent.
957
01:07:42,430 --> 01:07:44,280
You seen much combat?
958
01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:46,310
[Lusthog Marines laugh]
959
01:07:47,610 --> 01:07:49,820
I've seen a little on TV.
960
01:07:50,030 --> 01:07:52,360
[Lusthog Marines laugh harder]
961
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:56,200
You're a real comedian.
962
01:07:58,370 --> 01:08:00,160
Well, they call me the Joker.
963
01:08:00,490 --> 01:08:02,250
[Lusthog Marines laugh]
964
01:08:02,370 --> 01:08:04,040
Well, I've got a joke for you.
965
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:07,330
I'm going to tear you a new asshole.
966
01:08:11,460 --> 01:08:12,590
Well, pilgrim...
967
01:08:13,550 --> 01:08:16,840
...only after you eat the peanuts
out of my shit!
968
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:20,390
[Lusthog Marines laugh and applaud]
969
01:08:24,350 --> 01:08:25,600
You talk the talk.
970
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:29,020
Do you walk the walk?
971
01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:36,200
You might not believe it...
972
01:08:36,530 --> 01:08:40,490
...but under fire, Animal Mother
is a truly fine human being.
973
01:08:41,740 --> 01:08:45,210
He just needs grenades thrown
at him the rest of his life.
974
01:08:46,330 --> 01:08:49,130
[Rock and roll music continues on radio]
975
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:57,300
Jungle bunny. Thank God
for the sickle cell, huh?
976
01:08:58,340 --> 01:08:59,430
Yeah, Mother.
977
01:09:01,300 --> 01:09:02,680
Hey, photographer!
978
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:07,100
CRAZY EARL: Want to take a good picture?
979
01:09:09,770 --> 01:09:10,770
Take this.
980
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:21,780
This...is my bro.
981
01:09:28,580 --> 01:09:30,670
[Lusthog Marines chuckle]
982
01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:33,710
This is his party.
983
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:36,170
He's the guest of honor.
984
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:39,720
Today is his birthday.
985
01:09:41,140 --> 01:09:42,970
Happy birthday, zipperhead!
986
01:09:44,970 --> 01:09:46,560
I will never forget this day.
987
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:51,520
The day I came to Hue city
and fought one million N.V.A. gooks.
988
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:55,650
I really love the little Commie bastards.
989
01:09:57,150 --> 01:10:00,240
These enemy grunts are as hard
as slant-eyed drill instructors.
990
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:04,200
These are great days we're living!
991
01:10:06,410 --> 01:10:09,210
We are jolly green giants,
walking the earth with guns.
992
01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:13,210
These people we wasted here today...
993
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:16,340
...are the finest people we will ever know.
994
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:23,090
Once we rotate back to the world, we'll
miss not having anyone worth shooting.
995
01:10:25,220 --> 01:10:26,930
[Tank engine rumbles]
996
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:56,500
[Wind howling]
997
01:11:59,900 --> 01:12:02,540
Delta 6 Actual, this is Murphy. Over.
998
01:12:02,570 --> 01:12:04,450
[Tank engine rumbles]
999
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,830
We are receiving incoming fire
from the ville.
1000
01:12:15,290 --> 01:12:16,960
The lieutenant is down.
1001
01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:19,840
We'll stop and check out
what's in front of us.
1002
01:12:25,430 --> 01:12:27,550
Okay, Lusthog squad, listen up!
1003
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:30,530
We'll move up these two roads.
1004
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,020
I want the third team up this road.
1005
01:12:33,270 --> 01:12:36,070
First and second team behind me
up this other road.
1006
01:12:36,100 --> 01:12:37,870
[Marines shout in agreement]
1007
01:12:37,900 --> 01:12:39,860
Let's go! Let's get it done!
1008
01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:44,030
[SIow, dramatic drumbeat, background]
1009
01:13:42,090 --> 01:13:44,670
[SIow, dramatic drumbeat continues]
1010
01:14:06,610 --> 01:14:08,700
[Rapid machine gun shots]
1011
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:12,380
[Birds chirping]
1012
01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:31,570
[Rapid machine gun shots]
1013
01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:41,660
[Rock and roll song Surfin Bird begins,
background]
1014
01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:10,750
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
1015
01:17:11,090 --> 01:17:14,090
Start the cameras.
This is ♪ Vietnam: The Movie♪ !
1016
01:17:14,420 --> 01:17:16,470
If Joker is John Wayne, I'm a horse!
1017
01:17:16,590 --> 01:17:19,440
-T.H.E. Rock can be a rock!
-I'll be Ann-Margret!
1018
01:17:19,470 --> 01:17:21,530
Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo!
1019
01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:24,240
-I'll be General Custer!
-Who'll be the Indian?
1020
01:17:24,270 --> 01:17:26,810
We'll let the gooks play the Indians!
1021
01:17:28,230 --> 01:17:30,810
[Surfin Bird continues, background]
1022
01:17:50,460 --> 01:17:52,340
[Gunfire in distance]
1023
01:18:05,430 --> 01:18:06,810
You're going home now.
1024
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:12,610
Semper fi.
1025
01:18:16,230 --> 01:18:17,820
We're mean Marines, sir.
1026
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:23,370
Go easy, bros.
1027
01:18:28,460 --> 01:18:29,920
Better you than me.
1028
01:18:34,250 --> 01:18:36,210
At least they died for a good cause.
1029
01:18:37,710 --> 01:18:39,090
ANIMAL MOTHER: What cause was that?
1030
01:18:41,510 --> 01:18:42,720
RAFTERMAN: Freedom.
1031
01:18:43,850 --> 01:18:45,720
Flush out your head gear, New Guy.
1032
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:50,480
You think we waste gooks for freedom?
1033
01:18:52,350 --> 01:18:54,190
This is a slaughter.
1034
01:18:55,860 --> 01:18:58,440
If I get my balls blown off for a word...
1035
01:19:00,530 --> 01:19:02,360
...my word is ♪ poontang.♪
1036
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:07,950
Tough break for Hand Job.
1037
01:19:09,830 --> 01:19:12,420
He was set to get shipped out
on a medical.
1038
01:19:14,790 --> 01:19:16,210
What was wrong with him?
1039
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:21,220
He was jerking off ten times a day.
1040
01:19:23,590 --> 01:19:26,350
It's no shit. At least ten times a day.
1041
01:19:28,890 --> 01:19:33,230
Last week he was sent to Da Nang
to see the Navy head shrinker.
1042
01:19:34,730 --> 01:19:37,770
The crazy fucker jerks off
in the waiting room.
1043
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:40,940
Instant Section 8.
1044
01:19:42,610 --> 01:19:45,070
He was waiting for his papers
to clear division.
1045
01:19:48,370 --> 01:19:49,410
Ready?
1046
01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:50,750
Turnover.
1047
01:19:52,790 --> 01:19:54,790
Hue city interviews. Roll 34.
1048
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:56,960
[Tank engines humming]
1049
01:19:59,170 --> 01:20:02,470
This is a major city,
so we have to assault with...
1050
01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:05,260
...tanks in the streets.
1051
01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:07,390
They send us in first squad...
1052
01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:10,520
...to make sure there are no little, uh...
1053
01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:15,570
...Vietnamese waiting with B-40 rockets
to blow the tanks away.
1054
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:20,230
So we roll the tanks in and basically,
blow the place to hell.
1055
01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:24,110
When we're in Hue, in Hue city...
1056
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:26,990
...it's like a war, you know.
1057
01:20:29,490 --> 01:20:33,960
Like what I thought about, what I
thought a war was supposed to be.
1058
01:20:36,370 --> 01:20:37,920
There's the enemy, kill them.
1059
01:20:39,130 --> 01:20:41,840
There's no question about it.
We're the best.
1060
01:20:42,380 --> 01:20:46,760
It's bullshit about Air Cav. When
the shit hits the fan, who do they call?
1061
01:20:47,010 --> 01:20:49,350
They call Mother Green
and her killing machine!
1062
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:52,810
Do I think America belongs in Vietnam?
1063
01:20:54,230 --> 01:20:57,270
I don't know. I belong in Vietnam,
I'll tell you that.
1064
01:20:58,440 --> 01:20:59,650
Can I quote L.B.J.?
1065
01:21:02,070 --> 01:21:03,820
♪ I will not send...
1066
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:08,210
♪ ...American boys 10,000 miles
around the world...
1067
01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:11,490
♪ ...to do a job Asian boys
should be doing for themselves.♪
1068
01:21:14,290 --> 01:21:15,580
Personally, I think...
1069
01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:18,920
...they don't want to be involved
in this war.
1070
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,590
I think they sort of...
1071
01:21:23,090 --> 01:21:27,430
...took away our freedom and gave it
to the gooks. They don't want it.
1072
01:21:28,470 --> 01:21:30,260
They'd rather be alive than free.
1073
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:32,310
Poor dumb bastards.
1074
01:21:33,930 --> 01:21:36,850
The ones I'm fighting at are some pretty...
1075
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:39,940
...pretty bad boys. I'm not real, uh...
1076
01:21:41,770 --> 01:21:43,150
I'm not real keen on...
1077
01:21:44,030 --> 01:21:47,200
...these fellows that are supposedly
on our side.
1078
01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:50,120
I keep meeting them
coming the other way.
1079
01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:58,420
We get killed for these people
and they don't even appreciate it.
1080
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:01,540
They think it's a big joke.
1081
01:22:02,630 --> 01:22:03,750
If you ask me...
1082
01:22:05,130 --> 01:22:07,050
...we're shooting the wrong gooks.
1083
01:22:07,510 --> 01:22:10,430
It depends. I'm here
to take combat photos.
1084
01:22:11,300 --> 01:22:14,100
But if the shit gets too thick,
I'll go to the rifle.
1085
01:22:15,890 --> 01:22:18,560
What do I think of America's involvement
in the war?
1086
01:22:18,810 --> 01:22:20,150
I think we should win.
1087
01:22:21,230 --> 01:22:22,480
I hate Vietnam.
1088
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:26,940
There's not one horse
in the whole country.
1089
01:22:27,940 --> 01:22:30,210
There's something wrong with that.
1090
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:31,960
[Cowboy chuckles]
1091
01:22:31,990 --> 01:22:33,990
If they'd send us more guys maybe...
1092
01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:37,200
...and bomb the hell out of the North,
they might give up.
1093
01:22:38,830 --> 01:22:41,250
I wanted to see ex otic Vietnam...
1094
01:22:41,710 --> 01:22:43,420
...the jewel of Southeast Asia.
1095
01:22:44,420 --> 01:22:45,680
I wanted to meet...
1096
01:22:45,710 --> 01:22:49,930
...interesting people of an ancient culture
and kill them.
1097
01:22:51,220 --> 01:22:55,140
I wanted to be the first kid on my block
to get a confirmed kill.
1098
01:22:57,600 --> 01:22:59,020
[Moped engine hums]
1099
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:16,950
[Marines hoot and make sexual advances]
1100
01:23:20,210 --> 01:23:23,000
COWBOY: 'Morning, little schoolgirl.
1101
01:23:23,170 --> 01:23:25,220
I'm a little schoolboy, too.
1102
01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:26,800
[Marines laugh]
1103
01:23:27,630 --> 01:23:30,730
COWBOY: What you got there?
PIMP: Do you want No. 1 fuckee?
1104
01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:31,980
MARINES: Oh, yeah!
1105
01:23:32,010 --> 01:23:34,640
COWBOY: Any of you boys want
No. 1 fuckee?
1106
01:23:34,970 --> 01:23:37,730
JOKER: I'm so horny I can't even get
a piece of hand!
1107
01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:38,860
Me want suckee.
1108
01:23:38,890 --> 01:23:43,730
Suckee, fuckee, she give you everything
you want. Long time.
1109
01:23:43,980 --> 01:23:46,520
COWBOY: Everything you want! All right!
1110
01:23:46,860 --> 01:23:47,980
How much, chief?
1111
01:23:48,110 --> 01:23:49,400
$15 each.
1112
01:23:49,530 --> 01:23:50,990
MARINES: No!
1113
01:23:52,650 --> 01:23:54,610
COWBOY: $15 beaucoup money.
1114
01:23:55,570 --> 01:23:56,620
$5 each.
1115
01:23:57,080 --> 01:23:58,580
Come on, she love you good.
1116
01:23:58,950 --> 01:24:01,160
Boom-boom long time. $10.
1117
01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:02,550
COWBOY: $5.
1118
01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:03,830
No, $10.
1119
01:24:04,170 --> 01:24:06,080
Trade you some ARVN rifles.
1120
01:24:06,460 --> 01:24:08,550
Never been fired and only dropped once.
1121
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,350
[Marines laugh]
1122
01:24:10,380 --> 01:24:12,220
Okay, $5. You give me.
1123
01:24:12,340 --> 01:24:14,590
[Marines cheer in agreement]
1124
01:24:15,970 --> 01:24:17,390
Let's get mounted.
1125
01:24:17,510 --> 01:24:20,310
[Hooker and pimp converse in Vietnamese]
1126
01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:24,140
Something wrong, chief?
1127
01:24:24,390 --> 01:24:26,440
She says no boom-boom with you.
1128
01:24:26,610 --> 01:24:27,900
What the motherfuck?
1129
01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:30,320
She says soul brother too beaucoup.
1130
01:24:32,530 --> 01:24:36,200
He's saying you black boys
pack too much meat!
1131
01:24:36,450 --> 01:24:37,990
[Marines hoot]
1132
01:24:38,580 --> 01:24:40,740
Too beaucoup, too beaucoup.
1133
01:24:40,950 --> 01:24:42,500
[Marines laugh]
1134
01:24:43,410 --> 01:24:46,540
She looks like she could suck
the chrome off a trailer hitch.
1135
01:24:47,330 --> 01:24:49,210
She say too beaucoup. Too beaucoup.
1136
01:24:50,420 --> 01:24:51,550
Excuse me, ma'am.
1137
01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:56,510
What we have here is a magnificent...
1138
01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:59,300
...specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake.
1139
01:24:59,930 --> 01:25:01,810
But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup.
1140
01:25:03,350 --> 01:25:04,680
Okay. Okay.
1141
01:25:06,020 --> 01:25:07,480
Okay. Okay.
1142
01:25:11,150 --> 01:25:14,410
COWBOY: We need a batting order.
ANIMAL MOTHER: I'm going first.
1143
01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:17,630
Back off, white bread.
Don't get between a dog and his meat.
1144
01:25:17,660 --> 01:25:20,410
All fucking niggers must fucking hang.
1145
01:25:21,370 --> 01:25:23,620
[Marines mock Animal Mother]
1146
01:25:24,410 --> 01:25:27,710
Hey, I won't be long.
I'll skip the foreplay.
1147
01:25:28,670 --> 01:25:30,710
EIGHTBALL: I don't want it after you!
CRAZY EARL: Fuck you!
1148
01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:35,670
[Gunfire in distance]
1149
01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:06,680
JOKER:
Intelligence passed the word down...
1150
01:26:06,710 --> 01:26:10,350
...that during the night the N.V.A.
pulled out of our area...
1151
01:26:10,380 --> 01:26:12,790
...to positions across the Perfume River.
1152
01:26:13,550 --> 01:26:17,340
Our squad is sent on patrol
to check out the report.
1153
01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:23,140
[Gunfire continues in distance]
1154
01:26:39,650 --> 01:26:42,030
[Gunfire continues in distance]
1155
01:26:49,370 --> 01:26:52,130
Face outboard and take cover! Do it!
1156
01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:56,630
[Weapons clanking]
1157
01:27:04,260 --> 01:27:05,970
[Doc Jay gasping]
1158
01:27:15,770 --> 01:27:17,780
DOC JA Y: He ain't going to make it.
1159
01:27:28,700 --> 01:27:30,960
COWBOY: Hotel One Actual,
this is Cowboy.
1160
01:27:33,420 --> 01:27:35,790
Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy.
1161
01:27:37,300 --> 01:27:39,520
[Murphy responds on field radio]
1162
01:27:39,550 --> 01:27:41,380
Murph, this is Cowboy.
1163
01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:43,970
Crazy's hit. Booby trap.
1164
01:27:46,180 --> 01:27:47,260
Wait one.
1165
01:27:50,270 --> 01:27:54,230
You're senior NCO. Take charge
and continue with the patrol.
1166
01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:57,440
Call in at the next checkpoint. Over.
1167
01:27:58,110 --> 01:27:59,940
COWBOY: Roger. Understand.
1168
01:28:02,240 --> 01:28:04,320
[Cowboy breathes heavily]
1169
01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:08,950
COWBOY: I'm squad leader.
1170
01:28:12,080 --> 01:28:14,170
JOKER: I'll follow you anywhere, scumbag.
1171
01:28:17,920 --> 01:28:19,420
DOC JA Y: He's dead.
1172
01:28:20,380 --> 01:28:22,470
[Cowboy breathes heavily]
1173
01:28:25,180 --> 01:28:27,510
[Tank engines hum in distance]
1174
01:28:29,930 --> 01:28:31,810
[Gunfire in distance]
1175
01:29:06,260 --> 01:29:08,640
[Gunfire continues in distance]
1176
01:29:08,850 --> 01:29:10,310
COWBOY: What's up?
1177
01:29:10,510 --> 01:29:13,020
We made a mistake at the last checkpoint.
1178
01:29:13,930 --> 01:29:15,600
See what you think.
1179
01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:20,480
I think we're here...
1180
01:29:22,070 --> 01:29:24,070
...and we should be here.
1181
01:29:26,570 --> 01:29:27,570
We're here?
1182
01:29:28,870 --> 01:29:30,120
We should be here?
1183
01:29:38,380 --> 01:29:39,540
Fuck.
1184
01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:46,510
What do you think?
1185
01:29:48,590 --> 01:29:50,470
I think we should change direction.
1186
01:29:55,560 --> 01:29:57,940
[Gunfire continues in distance]
1187
01:30:07,490 --> 01:30:08,950
We'll change direction.
1188
01:30:20,170 --> 01:30:21,590
JOKER: What's up?
1189
01:30:21,880 --> 01:30:23,380
Change in direction.
1190
01:30:24,590 --> 01:30:25,800
Are we lost?
1191
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:27,880
Joker, shut the fuck up!
1192
01:30:29,340 --> 01:30:30,800
COWBOY: Okay, listen up!
1193
01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:32,720
Can you hear me?
1194
01:30:33,890 --> 01:30:35,350
We're changing direction.
1195
01:30:35,930 --> 01:30:37,600
We're heading over that way.
1196
01:30:37,850 --> 01:30:40,270
Eightball's going to find a way through.
1197
01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:42,580
Got it?
1198
01:30:42,610 --> 01:30:44,020
[AII agree]
1199
01:30:44,650 --> 01:30:46,650
Eightball, let's dance.
1200
01:30:48,190 --> 01:30:49,950
Put a nigger behind the trigger.
1201
01:31:11,050 --> 01:31:13,430
[Gunfire continues in distance]
1202
01:31:40,830 --> 01:31:42,010
[Gunshot]
1203
01:31:42,040 --> 01:31:43,830
[Eightball screams]
1204
01:31:46,460 --> 01:31:48,550
[Rapid machine gun shots]
1205
01:32:08,780 --> 01:32:10,280
COWBOY: Cease fire!
1206
01:32:10,490 --> 01:32:12,150
Cease fire, goddamn it!
1207
01:32:12,490 --> 01:32:14,880
Cool it, goddamn it! Cease fire!
1208
01:32:14,910 --> 01:32:16,490
[Marines shout]
1209
01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:21,880
Listen up! Did anybody see a sniper?
Did anybody see anything?
1210
01:32:21,910 --> 01:32:24,220
MARINES: Did anybody see a sniper?
1211
01:32:24,250 --> 01:32:25,460
RAFTERMAN: Negative!
1212
01:32:25,580 --> 01:32:28,420
Save your ammo!
Nobody fire till I tell you!
1213
01:32:28,630 --> 01:32:30,230
[Eightball groans]
1214
01:32:30,260 --> 01:32:31,600
[Rapid gunfire]
1215
01:32:31,630 --> 01:32:34,050
COWBOY: No! Cease fire! Cease fire!
1216
01:32:34,430 --> 01:32:36,010
Animal, cease fire!
1217
01:32:36,260 --> 01:32:37,930
It's Sergeant Murphy.
1218
01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:40,140
Cowboy. Over.
1219
01:32:40,270 --> 01:32:43,440
MURPHY: Murphy.
What is your present position? Over.
1220
01:32:43,940 --> 01:32:45,980
Receiving enemy sniper fire.
1221
01:32:46,350 --> 01:32:47,650
Eightball is down.
1222
01:32:47,770 --> 01:32:50,610
We're half a klick north
of checkpoint No. 4.
1223
01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:54,450
Possible strong enemy forces in front of us.
1224
01:32:54,780 --> 01:32:57,280
Request immediate tank support. Over.
1225
01:32:58,580 --> 01:33:00,260
MURPHY: Roger. Understand.
1226
01:33:00,290 --> 01:33:02,540
I'll see what I can do. Over.
1227
01:33:02,700 --> 01:33:04,580
Roger. Over and out.
1228
01:33:05,460 --> 01:33:06,630
COWBOY: Stay close.
1229
01:33:08,460 --> 01:33:12,260
Listen up! I think we're being
set up for an ambush.
1230
01:33:12,670 --> 01:33:16,010
There may be strong enemy forces
in those buildings.
1231
01:33:16,430 --> 01:33:18,440
I've requested tank support.
1232
01:33:18,470 --> 01:33:19,930
We'll sit tight...
1233
01:33:20,310 --> 01:33:23,180
...but keep our eyes open.
If they hit us...
1234
01:33:23,310 --> 01:33:25,310
...we'll have to pull back fast.
1235
01:33:25,440 --> 01:33:26,780
[Eightball screams]
1236
01:33:26,810 --> 01:33:29,560
Goddamn it! Cease your fire, Mother!
1237
01:33:29,810 --> 01:33:31,160
Cease your fucking fire!
1238
01:33:31,190 --> 01:33:32,500
[Marines screaming]
1239
01:33:32,530 --> 01:33:34,160
DOC JA Y: We can't leave him!
1240
01:33:34,190 --> 01:33:36,490
We'll get him when the tank comes up.
1241
01:33:36,780 --> 01:33:39,160
He's hit three times! He can't wait!
1242
01:33:39,620 --> 01:33:43,790
That sniper's just trying
to suck us in one at a time.
1243
01:33:44,620 --> 01:33:46,870
[Gunshot, Eightball screams]
1244
01:33:47,170 --> 01:33:48,850
Goddamn it! No!
1245
01:33:48,880 --> 01:33:50,350
[Rapid machine gun shots]
1246
01:33:50,380 --> 01:33:52,090
Goddamn it, cease fire!
1247
01:33:52,630 --> 01:33:55,480
DOC JA Y: Fuck this shit!
I'm going in to bring him out!
1248
01:33:55,510 --> 01:33:57,810
COWBOY: Sit the fuck down, goddamn it!
1249
01:33:57,840 --> 01:33:59,930
[Rapid machine gun shots]
1250
01:34:14,650 --> 01:34:17,170
COWBOY: Okay, cease fire! He's there!
1251
01:34:17,200 --> 01:34:18,990
[Gunshots continue]
1252
01:34:28,540 --> 01:34:30,670
[Gunshot, Doc Jay screams]
1253
01:34:33,210 --> 01:34:34,710
Hold your fire!
1254
01:34:34,880 --> 01:34:36,210
Hold your fire!
1255
01:34:37,090 --> 01:34:39,470
COWBOY: You can't see the sniper!
1256
01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:43,260
Save the ammo! Nobody fire
till I tell you! Nobody!
1257
01:34:44,930 --> 01:34:46,640
[Doc Jay screams]
1258
01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:50,980
Hold your fire!
1259
01:34:51,980 --> 01:34:54,520
ANIMAL MOTHER:
What the fuck do we do now?
1260
01:34:55,900 --> 01:34:57,490
Give me that fucking radio.
1261
01:35:02,070 --> 01:35:03,830
Murph? This is Cowboy. Over.
1262
01:35:06,580 --> 01:35:10,920
We're in deep shit. Two men down.
What's the story on the tank? Over.
1263
01:35:12,750 --> 01:35:14,090
MURPHY: Sorry, Cowboy.
1264
01:35:14,250 --> 01:35:16,170
No luck so far with the tank.
1265
01:35:16,420 --> 01:35:18,130
Will advise. Over.
1266
01:35:19,670 --> 01:35:21,130
Roger. Out.
1267
01:35:22,300 --> 01:35:23,970
COWBOY: Numb-nut bastards.
1268
01:35:24,760 --> 01:35:25,890
Okay, listen up!
1269
01:35:28,770 --> 01:35:30,310
Can't wait for the tank.
1270
01:35:31,020 --> 01:35:32,990
They're going to hit us any minute.
1271
01:35:33,020 --> 01:35:34,940
When they do, we won't have time.
1272
01:35:35,360 --> 01:35:37,860
We have to pull out now. Get ready.
1273
01:35:39,360 --> 01:35:40,740
ANIMAL MOTHER: Wait! Hold it!
1274
01:35:41,240 --> 01:35:42,820
Nobody's pulling out!
1275
01:35:43,070 --> 01:35:45,130
There's only one fucking sniper!
1276
01:35:45,160 --> 01:35:46,200
Back off!
1277
01:35:46,620 --> 01:35:49,410
I'm calling the plays and I say we pull out!
1278
01:35:49,620 --> 01:35:51,550
What about Doc Jay and Eightball?
1279
01:35:51,580 --> 01:35:55,340
It's shitty, but we can't refuse
to accept the situation.
1280
01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:57,960
We're not leaving them out there!
1281
01:35:58,090 --> 01:35:59,880
COWBOY: They're wasted!
1282
01:36:00,170 --> 01:36:01,510
You know that!
1283
01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:04,050
Come on, we gotta bring them back.
1284
01:36:04,340 --> 01:36:05,640
Let's do it!
1285
01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:07,890
Stand down! That's a direct order.
1286
01:36:08,060 --> 01:36:10,180
[Gunshot, Doc Jay screams]
1287
01:36:12,230 --> 01:36:15,110
Fuck you, Cowboy!
Fuck all you assholes!
1288
01:36:16,270 --> 01:36:18,200
[Rapid machine gun shots]
1289
01:36:18,230 --> 01:36:19,580
COWBOY: Goddamn it!
1290
01:36:19,610 --> 01:36:21,610
ANIMAL MOTHER: Fucking son of a bitch!
1291
01:36:21,780 --> 01:36:23,330
You motherfucker!
1292
01:36:23,360 --> 01:36:25,870
[Rapid machine gun shots continue]
1293
01:36:44,550 --> 01:36:45,890
ANIMAL MOTHER: Where's the sniper?
1294
01:36:49,560 --> 01:36:51,930
Doc, where's the sniper?
1295
01:36:57,480 --> 01:36:59,570
[Rapid machine gun shots]
1296
01:37:01,320 --> 01:37:02,240
Shit!
1297
01:37:04,700 --> 01:37:06,450
Shit! Fuck!
1298
01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:21,270
[Gunshot]
1299
01:37:21,300 --> 01:37:22,460
Fuck!
1300
01:38:00,040 --> 01:38:02,880
ANIMAL MOTHER:
Doc Jay and Eightball are wasted!
1301
01:38:04,170 --> 01:38:06,420
There's only one sniper!
1302
01:38:08,050 --> 01:38:10,890
Move up the squad!
You're clear up to here!
1303
01:38:16,770 --> 01:38:18,270
COWBOY: Son of a bitch.
1304
01:38:26,360 --> 01:38:30,200
No-Doze, Stutten, Donlon, Rock,
come with me. We'll take a look.
1305
01:38:31,030 --> 01:38:33,450
COWBOY: You stay put and cover our ass!
1306
01:38:33,660 --> 01:38:35,700
We may come back in a big hurry!
1307
01:38:37,460 --> 01:38:40,580
JOKER: I'm going with you.
RAFTERMAN: I'm coming, too.
1308
01:38:41,790 --> 01:38:43,600
COWBOY: All set?
MARINES: Yeah.
1309
01:38:43,630 --> 01:38:44,460
Let's move!
1310
01:38:50,970 --> 01:38:53,010
[Gun firing in distance]
1311
01:38:57,230 --> 01:38:58,980
[Weapons rattling]
1312
01:39:25,630 --> 01:39:28,480
ANIMAL MOTHER: Top of the building,
round the corner.
1313
01:39:28,510 --> 01:39:30,220
[Gun firing in distance]
1314
01:39:48,030 --> 01:39:49,820
Give me that radio.
1315
01:39:53,370 --> 01:39:54,700
This is Cowboy. Over.
1316
01:39:58,750 --> 01:40:00,080
[Gunshot]
1317
01:40:00,210 --> 01:40:02,370
[Gunshot echoes repeatedly]
1318
01:40:06,130 --> 01:40:09,770
RAFTERMAN: Holy shit! The sniper has
a clean shot through the hole!
1319
01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:11,470
[Rapid gunshots]
1320
01:40:17,510 --> 01:40:19,350
[Panicked reactions]
1321
01:40:23,810 --> 01:40:25,200
That son of a bitch!
1322
01:40:25,230 --> 01:40:26,700
JOKER: You'll be all right.
1323
01:40:26,730 --> 01:40:29,070
Don't shit me, Joker!
1324
01:40:30,570 --> 01:40:32,900
JOKER: I'm not. You're my favorite turd.
1325
01:40:40,700 --> 01:40:42,370
DONLON: Hang on, man! Hang on!
1326
01:40:46,590 --> 01:40:47,880
I can hack it.
1327
01:40:55,680 --> 01:40:57,180
I can hack it.
1328
01:41:55,200 --> 01:41:56,660
Let's go get some payback.
1329
01:42:03,700 --> 01:42:04,660
Okay.
1330
01:42:14,300 --> 01:42:16,050
[Weapons rattling]
1331
01:42:20,550 --> 01:42:22,970
ANIMAL MOTHER:
Watch that fucking hole.
1332
01:42:23,890 --> 01:42:26,140
ANIMAL MOTHER: Give them some smoke.
1333
01:42:29,350 --> 01:42:30,900
[Mortar shots]
1334
01:42:34,150 --> 01:42:35,940
[More mortar shots]
1335
01:42:41,740 --> 01:42:43,330
ANIMAL MOTHER: Ready?
1336
01:43:02,300 --> 01:43:05,640
[SIow, suspenseful instrumental music,
background]
1337
01:43:24,450 --> 01:43:27,540
ANIMAL MOTHER: Donlon, Rock,
that way. You two, with me.
1338
01:43:33,290 --> 01:43:35,710
ANIMAL MOTHER: Joker, in there!
New Guy!
1339
01:43:44,010 --> 01:43:47,270
[SIow, suspenseful instrumental music
continues]
1340
01:45:13,690 --> 01:45:16,940
[SIow, suspenseful instrumental music
continues]
1341
01:45:40,050 --> 01:45:42,630
RAFTERMAN: We got the sniper!
1342
01:45:58,690 --> 01:46:00,770
[Sniper breathes heavily]
1343
01:46:20,540 --> 01:46:22,300
ANIMAL MOTHER: What's up?
1344
01:46:23,590 --> 01:46:25,340
JOKER: We got the sniper.
1345
01:46:38,270 --> 01:46:40,110
RAFTERMAN: I saved Joker's ass.
1346
01:46:40,400 --> 01:46:41,980
I got the sniper.
1347
01:46:42,520 --> 01:46:44,730
RAFTERMAN: I fucking blew her away!
1348
01:46:45,940 --> 01:46:47,490
RAFTERMAN: Am I bad?
1349
01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:51,280
RAFTERMAN: Am I a life-taker?
Am I a heartbreaker?
1350
01:47:02,340 --> 01:47:03,880
[Sniper prays]
1351
01:47:10,090 --> 01:47:11,760
What's she saying?
1352
01:47:15,770 --> 01:47:17,270
She's praying.
1353
01:47:21,520 --> 01:47:24,400
T.H.E. ROCK:
No more boom-boom for this baby-san.
1354
01:47:27,860 --> 01:47:30,030
There's nothing we can do for her.
1355
01:47:31,910 --> 01:47:33,410
She's dead meat.
1356
01:47:38,080 --> 01:47:39,250
Okay.
1357
01:47:41,040 --> 01:47:43,040
Let's get the fuck out of here.
1358
01:47:47,710 --> 01:47:49,050
What about her?
1359
01:47:53,470 --> 01:47:54,600
Fuck her.
1360
01:47:56,390 --> 01:47:57,680
Let her rot.
1361
01:48:00,140 --> 01:48:03,530
[SIow, melancholic instrumental music,
background]
1362
01:48:03,560 --> 01:48:05,690
[Sniper continues to pray]
1363
01:48:14,530 --> 01:48:16,490
We can't just leave her here.
1364
01:48:19,960 --> 01:48:21,460
Hey, asshole...
1365
01:48:22,290 --> 01:48:24,040
...Cowboy's wasted.
1366
01:48:25,090 --> 01:48:27,090
You're fresh out of friends.
1367
01:48:28,710 --> 01:48:30,560
I'm running this squad now.
1368
01:48:30,590 --> 01:48:33,970
And I say we leave the gook
for the mother-Ioving rats.
1369
01:48:38,770 --> 01:48:41,100
I'm not trying to run this squad.
1370
01:48:43,730 --> 01:48:46,730
I'm just saying we can't leave her like this.
1371
01:48:48,530 --> 01:48:51,780
[SIow, melancholic instrumental music
continues]
1372
01:48:52,700 --> 01:48:54,360
[Sniper gasping]
1373
01:48:57,200 --> 01:48:58,620
Shoot...me.
1374
01:49:02,080 --> 01:49:03,290
Shoot...
1375
01:49:04,420 --> 01:49:05,460
...me.
1376
01:49:17,930 --> 01:49:20,270
If you want to waste her, go on...
1377
01:49:23,310 --> 01:49:24,520
...waste her.
1378
01:49:30,230 --> 01:49:33,400
[SIow, dramatic instrumental music,
background]
1379
01:49:49,090 --> 01:49:50,250
Shoot.
1380
01:50:15,490 --> 01:50:16,820
[Gunshot]
1381
01:50:36,970 --> 01:50:38,760
[Rafterman cackles]
1382
01:50:41,890 --> 01:50:46,060
RAFTERMAN: We'll have to put you up
for the Congressional Medal of...Ugly!
1383
01:50:50,360 --> 01:50:51,980
DONLON: Hardcore, man.
1384
01:50:54,690 --> 01:50:56,440
DONLON: Fucking hardcore.
1385
01:50:57,820 --> 01:51:00,910
[SIow, dramatic instrumental music
continues]
1386
01:51:14,090 --> 01:51:18,170
JOKER: We have nailed our names in
the pages of history enough for today.
1387
01:51:19,840 --> 01:51:23,470
We hump down to the Perfume River
to set in for the night.
1388
01:51:30,850 --> 01:51:33,150
[Marines chanting in cadence]
1389
01:51:33,480 --> 01:51:36,940
MARINES: ♪ We play fair and we work hard
And we're in harmony
1390
01:51:37,900 --> 01:51:39,820
♪ M-l-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
1391
01:51:46,660 --> 01:51:49,290
♪ Forever let us hold our banner high
1392
01:51:51,210 --> 01:51:53,310
♪ Boys and girls from far and near
1393
01:51:53,340 --> 01:51:55,340
♪ You're welcome as can be
1394
01:51:55,710 --> 01:51:57,630
♪ M-l-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
1395
01:52:00,260 --> 01:52:02,590
♪ Who's the leader of the club...♪
1396
01:52:02,970 --> 01:52:06,510
JOKER: My thoughts drift back
to erect-nipple wet dreams...
1397
01:52:07,470 --> 01:52:11,940
...about Mary Jane Rottencrotch
and the great homecoming fuck fantasy.
1398
01:52:14,150 --> 01:52:16,480
I am so happy that I am alive...
1399
01:52:17,070 --> 01:52:19,240
...in one piece, and short.
1400
01:52:21,240 --> 01:52:23,490
I'm in a world of shit, yes.
1401
01:52:24,740 --> 01:52:26,240
But I am alive.
1402
01:52:26,950 --> 01:52:28,620
And I am not afraid.
1403
01:52:28,830 --> 01:52:31,120
[Cadenced chanting continues]
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