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(gentle music)

(ball smacks)

(crowd cheering)

("Interstellar Vibes" by TiKA)

Ooh

Ooh

Ooh

Ooh

Ooh

(upbeat music playing over headphones)

(engine roaring)

(music crescendos)

(marker squeaking)

(camera shutter clicking)

Ooh Ooh

Yes you soothed my mind in the electric jungle

(breathing heavily)

Interstellar vibes in my heart on the run

Don't you take my youth away

My youth away

Mm-hm mm-hm mm-hm mm-hm

Please don't take it away from me

Away from me

Mm-hm mm-hm mm-hm mm-hm

Yes you soothed my mind in the electric jungle

Interstellar vibes and my heart on the run

- And the gold goes to-

- Shut up!

- Erin!

Boom boom boom boom!

- You're so mean!

(Liz laughs)

[Erin] Oh, I heard this really good song yesterday.

Hold on, let me just...

Yeah, okay.

(music playing in headphones)

Wait, let me hear.

All right, just wait, just wait.

- Oh. - Right, right?

It's good.

It's good.

- Being like, "Oh my God, Chris, I love you so much!"

And it's like, "What, you're literally 13."

- No, did see her in science the other day?

- Yeah.

- She like, she was wearing that...

Like she had like, pink eyeshadow

from like, here to her eyebrow.

She really thought she did something, huh?

(Erin laughing)

- Oh, I have a present for you.

I think you're gonna like it.

- You're a lifesaver.

Where'd you find this?

- I don't know.

It's some random guy on Etsy.

Yeah, when you said your mom went shopping for you,

I kind of feared for the worst.

- Well, if I get into Riverside, it'd just be a uniform.

(Erin making vomiting noise)

- You could not pay me to wear a uniform.

- Okay, well, at least everyone's kind

of equal that way.

- Yeah, and totally blend into each other.

- Anyways, I probably didn't even get in.

The kids that do train at like varsity level.

- Um, excuse me.

You are the fastest person in the entire world.

And if you don't get in, then I dunno.

The school's stupid.

You can just be track star at Redwood.

- Yeah, I guess.

- Oh shoot, we should hurry.

Ms. Harris is gonna burst a blood vessel

if we're late again.

- Well, if you insist.

What are you waiting for?

- I have so many regrets.

(bell ringing)

(upbeat bright music)

- (Chris burping) E, F, G, H.

- [Derek] You're not doing it right.

- (Chris burping) E, F, G, H.

(upbeat bright music)

- You have to make them bigger burps.

I can barely hear your burps.

- Nice shirts virgin girl and Scarlet tampon.

Where'd you get them?

- Don't you hate it when straights?

(upbeat hip hop music)

Bad girl

And I mean business

But I'm that girl

I only hustle with the queen sis

I'm in this

To win this

We run these streets

Rock vintage

Designer

We been brought heat

Walk in and it's a problem

Fix your face while I'm talking

Oh you about to see the squad

Like who want it

Who asking me if we run it

Who thinking that we can't back it up

Who thinking that we fronting

Hold up hold up hold up

My swag different

- [Derek] Bigger burps, come on.

- (Chris burping) K, L, M.

- No, no. - Hi, Janet.

- G.

- Hi, Derek.

- Oh, my God.

Looks like it's that time of the year again.

- She's probably gonna do something big

'cause it's her 13th birthday.

- If you spill juice on my mom's couch again this year,

you're dead.

- When did I even spill juice? - [Janet] Last year.

- I think that our new tradition's way better though.

- Yes, yes.

Okay, I made a list.

Please, narrow it down.

- Okay.

Definitely one of the blood baths.

100%.

- Didn't you think that homework was kind of hard

last night? - I didn't do it.

- [Chris] Not surprised. - [Derek] Who did?

- [Chris] It's useless. - [Derek] Yeah, so pointless.

- [Girl] Leave my childhood alone.

- [Derek] Teacher's corner is just garbage.

- [Girl] So boring, exactly.

- And if we have time Killer Cat.

- Yes.

Oh, I was also thinking maybe the new Kittens with Claws:

Curiosity Killed the Cat.

- Well, here's a thought.

What if we acted like civilized human beings

for one morning?

- [Chris] You still have the couch?

- Yeah.

- If we can't find it, we can always go with Murder Moose.

- Ew.

(air horn honking)

- Okay, we're gonna do fractions today.

What's up with those, right?

You don't know the half of it.

Does anyone know how to add fractions?

Okay, well, we keep the denominator the same

and we only add the numerators.

(upbeat rock music)

(bell ringing)

- Bret.

- Let me guess.

Here for the new Punisher Warzone.

- Is it in yet?

- Yeah, it got here just before you.

I cannot believe this comic is still going.

Wow.

- I cannot believe you just insulted

the greatest comic to ever print.

- Yeah, don't pretend

like you're not a total Crystal Green fanboy.

- How would you know what's cool anyway?

- Yeah, aren't you like a dad?

- I'm 29.

(Erin and Liz laughing) - Ew.

- At least I wasn't born with a cell phone in my hand.

- At least I don't make loving avocado toast

and iced coffee my whole personality.

- At least I won't die

in a horrific climate apocalypse.

- Wow, that was too far.

- Well- - Whatever.

- since you care about the planet so much-

- Please, do not do this.

- it's only fair that I reuse my plastic.

(coins jingling)

I promise I counted.

Bye. - Bye.

- Thank you, have a blessed day.

It's time we split

It's time we split

- [Vivian] Girls?

- Hi, Vivian.

- Hi, Erin.

- Uh, we're gonna go upstairs.

- I want you ready to head to training in an hour, okay.

- Yeah, I know.

- Well, last week we missed intervals, so.

- Mm-hm, I'll be ready, don't worry.

- Oh, my God. Wait.

(upbeat tense music)

- [Liz] Wait, is that from Riverside?

(upbeat tense music)

I got in.

I got in.

I got in. - I knew it.

- I got in. - Congrats.

- See, I told you.

- Go call your dad.

I'll make the reservation tonight to celebrate.

- I'm gonna call dad.

(upbeat rock music)

(Liz speaking foreign language in background)

(upbeat rock music)

(Liz speaking foreign language in background)

- [Ms. Harris] Don't forget we have a math test in two days.

Tonight would be a good time

to do the chapter practice quiz.

All right, let's pick up where we left off

with natural selection.

(door knocking)

Oh, perfect timing.

(upbeat music)

Everyone, this is Sydni.

Our very own classroom celebrity.

Do you wanna introduce yourself?

- Hi,

Sydni

Hunter.

- Okay, great.

Well, you can sit right over here.

And this is your textbook.

Actually, Sydni, why don't you read for us

from the top of page 78?

- Maybe she'll sing it.

(all laughing) - Okay.

Farah, can you get the lights?

(upbeat bright music)

- Natural selection is the process

through which populations of living organisms adapt

and change.

Individuals in a population are all a little different

in some ways, but some individuals have traits

better suited to their environment than others.

Those individuals with weaker traits

are far less likely to survive.

(loud buzzer sound)

- Go, Chris.

- Go, Jarred.

You got this.

- [Girls in unison] Woo.

(loud buzzer sound)

(feet pattering)

(panting loudly)

- Go on without me.

(no audible dialogue)

(loud buzzer sound)

(loud buzzer sound)

(feet pattering)

(loud buzzer sound)

- [Automated Voice] Stage one.

- Why does that new girl look so familiar?

- Right?

Is she like an influencer?

- You mean you don't know?

That's Lola.

Like from "Good Morning Lola".

- She just moved here from San Francisco.

- That show like, raised me.

- Do you think it'd be weird

if I asked her for an autograph?

- Do you think she still talks with Officer Whitlock?

- Didn't he die?

- I don't think so.

- Apparently, during her audition,

she forgot like all of her lines

and she just made something up and they thought it was cute.

That's how she got her role.

- She's so hot.

- I know.

- Oh, my God, my legs are so sore.

- God, you were like huffing and puffing like...

(Liz imitating Erin)

Oh, I'm gonna die.

- I was going to die.

- No you weren't.

- It's like the rest of school.

- Erin, hey, can I ask you a question real quick?

When you two hang out, is it like.

-[Derek] Oh, Scarlet Tampon.

- Oh. my God.

You guys are so mean.

- Just ignore them.

- So are all the boys at this school virgins

or is that just you two?

- Chill, it was just a joke.

- Jokes are supposed to be funny, like that haircut.

(upbeat music)

- [Derek] Yeah, whatever, Lola.

Ooh

Ooh

Like dynamite

Need a cheerleader

Let me throw you down

While I look at her

I'm like "Oh, my God

I think I need a girlfriend"

- [Ms. Harris] Now, before we head home,

I think the dance committee has an announcement to make.

Janet, Julie, Jessica, do you want to...

- As some of you may be aware the...

- Eighth.

- Grade.

- Fall formal is about a month away now.

- Unlike other dances,

the eighth grade fall formal takes place after school hours

in the evening.

- We will also be handing out prizes

for things like best dress.

- Best dance moves.

- And cutest couple.

And now to announce this year's theme.

This year, your fall formal theme is...

- [All in unison] Sadie Hawkins.

- That means girls get to ask the boys.

So everyone put the 15th in your calendars

and let's make this the best fall formal yet.

Keep your hands up

(teacher applauding)

- Wow, that was something.

(school bell ringing)

Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.

Go home.

- Oh, my God. (Liz making vomiting sound)

I'd rather pull out my own toenails.

(Erin laughing)

- Yeah.

(guitar playing)

(ding)

(upbeat tense music)

- [Erin] It's looking bleak.

Scarlet Sparrow has used her very last infinity arrow

and Lunar Girl's too weak to produce any more shields.

The Shadowman closes in on them.

When, out of nowhere,

a ray of light burst through the darkness.

A glowing figure emerges covered in stars.

She easily vanquishes the Shadowman with her lunar ray.

She then turns to our heroes.

"The moon queen is dead," she says.

To be continued.

- Dude.

It's so epic.

- Really? - Yes, yes it is.

I don't know if this is blasphemous

but you could like give Crystal Green a run for her money.

- Shut up, no way.

- Yes, you could.

- Crystal Green is like a perfect goddess.

- Um, who is this new character?

- Oh, I just made her up.

Her name's Adelaide.

She's like a moon princess or whatever.

- So is Lunar going to the moon by herself?

- Oh, um, I don't know yet.

Maybe.

- You can't do that.

- Why not?

- They're a team.

You can't separate them.

- I guess.

- If lunar were to go to the moon by herself

it would- it would be...

- So do you wanna go with me?

- Okay, but only if I get to keep these doughnuts.

- I am so glad that after another six months,

I never have to see any of these basic Barbies ever again.

- So you're going to Riverside for sure then.

- Yeah, it has like, one of the best track programs

in the country.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

Just don't forget me when you're big and famous is all.

- As if, okay.

What was I talking about?

Oh, I really don't think

that Lunar should go to the moon by herself.

They should be together

because Lunar hasn't been home in a really long time

and I think Scarlet Sparrow would make it so that...

- [Ms. Harris] Okay, how is everyone feeling

about "Anne of Green Gables" so far?

Okay, has anyone read chapter 15?

Liz.

- Huh?

- What about you?

- Um, am I supposed to like Gilbert?

He's kind of a jerk.

Like don't- don't pull on people's hair.

That's just rude.

- Oh, my God, don't be so sensitive.

He obviously did that because he likes her.

- That's so problematic.

If you need to physically assault a girl

to tell her that you like her,

then you should just probably stay far away from her.

- Okay, yeah.

Some interesting ideas.

Let's unpack that.

Okay.

- I like Lola better when you can mute her.

- Well, I'd like you a lot better

with my fist in your face you douche bag.

- Oh, my God.

(Mr. Johnson clears throat)

- Mr. Johnson.

You're here.

- Young lady, could you join me in my office, please?

(no audible dialogue)

(school bell ringing)

- Oh, my God.

Did you see Derek's face?

- He can be so annoying.

- Sydni just- just totally shut him down.

Like completely.

She's incredible.

- I mean, I basically said the same-

- And she didn't even care when Mr. Johnson walked in

like, at all.

I would've been freaking out, but-

- Sydni, that was so badass.

Can you teach me how to be that cutthroat?

- Aren't you guys like friends with them or something?

- Who, Chris and Derek?

Ugh, they're the worst.

They've both been like in love with me since grade one.

What happened with Mr. Johnson?

- Um, he said that he wants me to participate

in something called mindfulness minutes.

- Oh, yeah, they're trying to rebrand detention.

Anyways, I'm having a party next weekend

and I'd love for you to be there.

- Thanks.

- So how did you get into acting?

I'm trying to break in myself.

- I was like, six.

- Okay, bye.

- Oh, my God.

She's so cool.

- Oh, do you like Lola?

- Sydni.

I- I mean, no.

I don't...

I don't know.

Maybe.

I dunno, shut up.

This could be my chance to finally kiss a girl.

- Do you even know if she likes girls?

Does she even know you exist?

- Don't worry about it.

I have a plan.

(upbeat bright music)

(ding)

- So Daniel is building three shelves for his wife, Emily.

He has a piece of lumber, 12 meters long.

He would like the bottom shelf...

Nope, the top shelf to be half a meter shorter

than the bottom shelf

and the bottom shelf to be half a meter shorter

than twice the...

Wait, is that right?

- Erin, yeah.

- Why does Daniel have to build the shelves?

Why can't Emily do it?

- Uh, well, I don't-

- And why are all the examples men and women?

- Well-

- This textbook is oppressive

and I'm not gonna stand for it any longer.

- What is happening today?

(heavily breathing in)

Breathing in tranquility.

(heavily breathing out)

Breathing out that which doesn't serve us.

(heavily breathing in)

Breathing in tranquility.

(heavily breathing out)

Breathing out what no longer serves us.

Well, I certainly feel calmer already.

Not thinking at all about how I'd rather be at home,

watching "The Bachelor" with my cats.

Well, why don't you two practice that

and I will step out for a moment.

- So have you seen those cologne ads by the bus stops?

What women really want?

- No.

- Did you sing the intro for Good Morning Lola?

- Could we not with the whole Lola thing?

- I never thanked you for after gym the other day.

- Yeah, well, making fun of boys is like my hobby.

- Yeah, I always think of really good comebacks

right before I go to bed.

Like who dressed you, your mom?

But I can never think of stuff in the- in the moment.

- That sort of thing.

Does that happen with those guys and you a lot?

- No, that's- that's just Chris and Derek.

I mean, nobody actually cared or whatever when I came out.

- My mom's are gay.

- Wait, what?

Really?

- Yeah.

- Whoa, that's so...

That's so- that's great.

Sorry.

Yeah, oh, that's- that's so cool.

Oh, my gosh.

- Hey, you know, I'm sorry about snapping at you earlier.

I just don't wanna be known as the child actor freak.

- Yeah, it's okay.

People just need to get to know you better.

You got an invite to Janet Wexler's party, right?

- Yeah, but I don't think I'll go.

I mean, I don't really know anybody so.

Are you going?

- Oh, yeah.

Yeah, of course.

Definitely.

Yeah, everyone gets invited.

Janet's parties are the best.

- Wicked.

- We could maybe go together if you wanted to.

- Yeah, I'd be down.

- Okay, amazing.

Let's move on to positive affirmations, mm.

(upbeat music)

(ding)

- [Sydni] No, because I swear her and her cats

definitely have matching shirts.

- For sure.

I bet she calls them her furry babies.

(Erin and Sydni laughing)

- Um, I'll text you about the party.

- Yeah, awesome. - Cool, yeah, later.

- Bye.

- What was that about?

- Liz, Sydni has gay moms.

- Huh? - Like moms, plural.

Moms that mom together.

She's even cooler than I thought.

- She has gay moms?

- So I'm gonna ask her to the dance, right.

And I figure that when the mood is right,

when we're slow dancing, I'm gonna go in for the kiss.

- You're gonna ask her out to the fall formal?

- Yeah, why?

- 'Cause we hate dances.

- I know, but it could be fun.

- No, it couldn't.

I'm planning on avoiding as many people as possible

until graduation.

- I don't know, I just...

I really like her, okay.

- Fine, I'll help.

- Really?

- When do you plan on asking her out?

- I was thinking Janet Wexler's party.

- But we aren't invited to that party.

- Mm, about that, um, I may have said that we were.

- Hmm.

Ahuh, okay.

This'll be a disaster.

- It'll be fine.

We'll just...

We'll stick together and it'll be like a mission.

Operation catch that kiss.

- How long did it take you to come up with that one?

- Only like an hour.

- What about our anti-Janet party?

- Oh, we'll do it next weekend.

Come on, Liz, please.

I need my wing woman for this.

Please. - Ew, ew, okay.

- Please. - Ew, no, okay.

Stop making that face.

It's gross.

- You are the freaking best.

- Okay, help me up.

- Oh, yeah, how was practice?

- It was not good.

Everyone kept running into me.

Like, what the heck?

Stay in your own lane or go home.

- Okay, have you seen the trailer for Killer Cat Two?

- Yeah, it doesn't look that bad.

- Okay, the knives that like, they used from the last one

that's not how to close.

(upbeat bright music)

(ding)

I like girls

I like the girls who leap

And lazy chairs on the rolling green

And when they smile at me from under shady hats

I smile back at them because well, oh

I like that I like girls who don't know they like girls

I like girls who really like girls a lot

I like the girls

Hey, uh, you look like you're strong and independent

and don't need a man.

Luckily- (snaps fingers)

I'm not a man.

Would you like to go to formal with me?

(laughing)

Hey, can I take you to flavor town?

I like girls

I like girls

Are you a photographer?

'Cause I can picture us together.

Not to be corny, but I think you are a-maize-ing.

Butchy girls, rugged girls

Curled up girls, girly girls

Girls from all over the world

Did you just fart?

'Cause if you did, that's totally fine.

I actually happen to think that girls can be gross too.

Wanna be gross together at the dance, m'lady?

Hey, do you know what this jacket's made of?

Oh, uh, wait, I think it's girlfriend material.

(upbeat funky music)

(dog barking) (birds chirping)

(doorbell ringing)

- [Mrs. Wexler] Erin.

I didn't know you were coming.

- Yeah, I wouldn't miss it.

- Is that Elizabeth behind you?

- Hi, Mrs. Wexler.

- Hi, sweetheart.

(snapping fingers)

Good morning Lola

Good morning world

- Yep, that's- that's me.

- It is so exciting to meet you.

Well, come in.

Come on, you guys.

It's a party.

So when you have that many followers,

you just have to give them what they want.

They want me.

I'm their star.

I show them how to do makeup.

The party is right in here, guys.

From take out to steak house

I'm also playing bro

I've been playing for the upper hand

Conversations with the upper man

Got a vision they don't understand

Cuss on a stranger

Stranger's a failure

So long story short,

and that's how I ended up with my own YouTube channel.

- Mom, please stop pushing your channel.

- What are you doing here?

- Um, is- is there a spot for gifts?

- [Mrs. Wexler] Oh, yup, no give it to me.

I'll take it right here.

There we go.

I'll get that.

Yep, okay, just- just...

- Thanks.

- I got it.

It's good.

Okay, yep.

You guys need anything, I'll be upstairs, okay.

I'll get you some soda, okay.

- Syd, over here.

- We found Mr. Johnson's "Christian Mingle".

I'm the queen about to claim dominance

They be hating like they Elmer Fudd

Envy boiling at the sight of blood

Giving smokers just feedback

Dunkin' shots do the lean back

Takers off will never empty

Let's just keep burning up

- Oh, cool.

- [Janet] That's so weird.

(girls laughing)

Oh, my gosh.

Ew, what is he doing?

- Like, look at that post.

- Literally look.

- Look at the profile picture.

Did you see his other posts?

- I know, look.

- Totally.

Oh, my God, he's so random.

- Do you mind?

- Oh, yeah, totally.

Um, I'm just gonna go get snacks.

("Young and Wild" by Matthew Goodman and Matthew Bento)

- [Farah] Oh, my God, okay, I just shaved.

- Well, if you want it to stay away,

you should probably wax.

- Oh, God, no.

Not after what happened to Rebecca.

- Well, I'm not saying you should wax there.

- I think Jessica stuffed her bra.

- Huh?

- Look, her boobs are like, all like lumpy.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God, you're right.

(Erin laughing)

- Erin, can you show us your leg?

- What?

- Can you show us your leg?

- Uh,

sure.

- Yeah, see, told you.

- Yeah, I didn't- um, I didn't have a chance to shave

before the party.

- Oh, my God, you can't shave your legs now.

It's getting so luscious.

- Stop it.

- Uh, so Liz, I heard you got into Riverside.

- Yeah, I found out like a week ago.

- Wait, like this school for like super athletes

or whatever?

- Yeah.

- Whoa, that is so cool.

So do you have to be on like,

some certain runner's diet or?

- Um, I- I kind of just eat whatever I feel like eating,

but you know before...

(upbeat music)

Good morning, Lola

Good morning, world

Play my viola

With my hair all curled

- Can you not?

- Are you kidding me, you we're just laughing.

- It's not funny. - It was a joke.

- Stop, just stop.

- [Chris] Why are you so cranky?

Are you on your period or something?

- You did not just say that.

- Yes, I-

(feet pattering)

(upbeat music)

- Oh, sorry.

I didn't realize anyone was waiting.

- Oh, no- no I wasn't.

Um, I- I just wanted to check

to see if- if you were like, okay.

- I guess I'm just always gonna be known as Lola.

- Maybe you could shave off all your hair

or get like a face tattoo or something

then that's all people would care about.

- What are you drawing?

- Oh, um, just a comic.

- Can I see?

- Sure.

- You drew all this?

- Yeah.

Um, they're not like my characters or anything.

It's sort of based on this comic that Liz and I read.

Uh, Lunar Girl and Scarlet Sparrow.

It's pretty good.

Um, but yeah, I just sort of make up my own stories

for the characters.

- Yeah, cool.

I read fan-fics.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- What kind?

- Usually like, space operas.

- Cool.

Um, speaking of operas,

do you like music?

- Yeah, I- - [Janet] Sydni, where'd you go?

We're doing presents soon.

- Guess we should get going.

- Yeah.

Presents.

- Oh, my God.

Jules, this is so cute.

Thank you.

- Oh, um, that one's from me.

It's, uh, supposed to be you, but like as a superhero.

- Uh, why do I have purple skin?

- Well, uh, your dad actually is, uh, is an alien,

but like secretly.

Um, I wrote up a whole backstory on the inside.

Oh, and that's for each of them. - Uh, thanks.

- Does anyone wanna play truth or dare?

- Oh, God, that would be fun.

- I know. - Okay, shut up.

Everyone, get into a circle.

(upbeat tense music)

(thunder clapping)

- Should I grab the whipped cream?

- Oh, my God, no, no.

That took forever to get out last year.

- Yeah, that was so funny.

- Anyways.

[Janet] Kira, truth or dare?

- [Kira] Truth.

- What was the worst kiss you've ever had?

- Okay, oh, my God.

So don't make fun but I went to band camp with this guy

and he tried to French me,

but he just kept running his tongue along my teeth

and it was so gross.

- Oh, my God, ew.

- [Girl] That's so gross.

- Okay, go, Kira

(thunder clapping)

Erin, truth or dare?

- Um, truth.

- So you're like lesbian, right?

- Oh, I don't know.

- But you like girls, right?

- Yeah, yeah, I guess.

- So on a scale of 1 to 10, where would you rate me?

- Oh, uh,

like an eight or something.

I don't know.

- Good to know I could get with the ladies if I wanted.

- Oh, I'd pay to see that.

I dare you kiss Julie.

Oh.

- Janet, you're clearly like an 11.

- Jess, chill, it's fine.

Go, Erin.

- [Derek] She did it on purpose to pick her girlfriend.

- We all know she's not gonna choose dare.

- [Chris] Oh, I got a truth.

What's the nastiest thing you and Erin have done together?

- Crashed this dumb ass party.

- Oh.

- Yo, Liz is secretly cutthroat.

- Well, you're more than welcome to leave.

- She's just kidding, right, Liz?

- Well, you weren't invited.

- I want to spin it.

Truth or dare?

- Dare.

- Finally, dare her to do the Lola voice.

- No, I've got a good one.

Choose someone in this room to spend seven minutes with

in the games closet.

- Anyone?

Okay.

(light upbeat music)

Let's go.

(door closes)

Why did you say you were invited?

- Oh, um, s- sorry, it was- it was stupid.

- How do you put up with them?

- What?

- The rating and the little comments.

- Oh, they're just joking.

- I guess.

- I don't know, what am I supposed to say?

- I wouldn't say anything.

I'd just give them the look.

- What's the look?

(upbeat tense music)

- You try.

- Um, okay.

(Sydni laughing) - Oh, my God.

It looks like you're trying to seduce me.

- What?

No, I'm- I'm literally doing exactly what you were doing.

- What was that?

- I dunno, the look.

- Keep trying.

- I think I have an idea

of how we can get back at Chris and Derek.

- [Chris] So what do you think they're doing in there?

- [Derek] Whatever it is, probably involves tongue.

- Ew, Derek don't be gross.

- Wait, you don't think Lola...

I mean, Sydni's actually like, you know, gay?

- God, Jess, you can't just ask if someone is gay.

- Who knew Erin had game?

- [Julie] Not us.

- Okay, I think I'm ready.

- Oh, okay.

This one is Chris's

and I will leave a lovely gift for Derek.

- This is so gross.

- Oh, they deserve it.

Trust me.

- Ew, it's so sticky.

- Okay.

- Thank you. - Here you go.

- Perfect.

- Um, do you know what this jacket's made of?

- No.

- Well, actually it's made of...

(soft knocking)

- [Liz] Erin.

- Guess our time's up.

(upbeat music)

- Dude, what the hell.

I was just about to ask her.

- I'm sorry, I can't be around those wonderbreads anymore.

- How could you embarrass me in front of Sydni like that?

- I'm sorry, they were being idiots.

- Everyone was just being like dumb.

I don't know.

You were making fun of Jessica earlier.

- Yeah, because it's Jessica.

Why are you defending them?

- I'm not, I'm just...

I'm just saying that maybe you're not always right

or whatever.

- Okay, well, you can stay and become one of Janet's clones,

but I already texted my mom and she's on her way.

- Oh, kind of thought we were on the same page for this one,

but I guess not.

So um,

see you at school.

- Yeah, okay, fine.

See you at school.

(heavily sighing)

Ooh

Na na na na

Ooh

Na na na na

- Sydni, do you wanna do that?

Matching hair, matching nails.

- Everything good?

- Yeah, yeah.

- I'm so glad you could come.

(school bell ringing)

(upbeat music)

(ding)

- Remind me how

this has anything to do with mindfulness minutes.

- Well, we are learning

to refocus our energies on productive tasks

rather than destructive ones.

(Erin and Sydni laughing)

- [Janet] Hey, guys.

Erin, did you do something new with your hair today?

- Oh, um, I showered this morning.

- Well, we were just putting up some posters for the dance.

It's gonna be a lot of fun.

Sydni, I watched "Love Simon" last night.

It's such a beautiful story.

Anyways, we should probably do the grade eight hall.

See you guys later.

(Erin and Sydni laughing)

- The shirts.

Hard pass.

- Yeah, I know, right.

School dances are so dumb.

Like who'd even want to go to that?

Would be so lame.

Yeah, I dunno.

Maybe as a joke or- or something.

- I mean, if the music's good, I might go.

- Yeah, totally.

- Well, gonna go for a walk.

- Be safe.

Make good choices.

- Of course.

(guitar playing)

- I come in peace.

- So um, you're not still mad?

- Um, well, I kind of failed as wing woman anyway, so.

- You were- you were pretty badass though.

- Thanks.

Don't underestimate the quiet kids, right?

- Yes, yes.

On the- on the outside, we may seem like total losers,

but on the inside, well, we're still losers,

but sometimes we have good comebacks.

- Well, I have something that might cheer you up.

My parents got me tickets to Comic-Con

for getting into Riverside.

- Oh, my God, really?

- And they got me two, in case you wanna go.

- Oh, obviously.

- Okay, good, because I already have a lot of ideas

for costumes. - Oh, of course.

- That one's- that one's mine.

Okay, I'm thinking more feathers.

- I forgot how good gummy worms are.

So I was working on my comic again and I have this new scene

where Adelaide comes in

and she's holding this like glowing rock thing

and is like, "Lunar Girl, Scarlet Sparrow,

this is a wishing gem."

And then they totally freak out

'cause they thought they were all destroyed and stuff.

- Is Adelaide secretly evil?

That's so suspicious. - What, no.

No, no.

I- I think she wants to use the wishing gem for good,

but like gets carried away sometimes.

- I'm just saying,

I don't think Scarlet would be here for it.

- Yeah, I don't know.

I'm still working on it.

I- I can't tell if this looks stupid or good.

- It looks- it looks good.

- You hesitated.

- It- okay, it l-

- That is so not believable. - It- it looks good.

- Oh, my God, you're such a liar.

- It looks good.

It looks better than when you tried to be Wolverine

with a butterfly mask and three plastic forks.

- Okay, but when you were R2-D2

you wore a literal trash can for your costume.

- Okay, and I looked great.

- Yeah, you really did bring a new meaning

to hot garbage.

- Shut up, shut up.

- So did I miss anything super exciting at Janet's party?

Are you two like totally BFFs now?

- Ugh, no.

Yeah, I don't know.

It was fine, but it was definitely no anti-Janet party.

- Um, well, I'm sorry it didn't work out with Sydni

but we could always see what's playing

at the Royal that night.

- Oh, um, no, I'm still gonna ask her.

I- I just wanna do something bigger, you know.

Like really impress her.

I was thinking I could maybe

get on the morning announcements.

- I don't know if that's the best thing to-

- Or I could- I could bribe the band kids

to like, play her favorite song

and then I could do like a whole dance routine.

That might be cool.

- Yeah.

- What, do you- you don't think it would work?

- Um, I don't know, maybe don't do a musical number.

- What kind of flowers do you think she'd like?

(Erin and Liz laughing)

- Um. - That's cool.

- I don't- I don't know.

I wish my Riverside orientation

was like- like literally any other weekend.

- Oh, yeah, kind of sucks.

Do you have to go?

- I mean, I wanna see what it looks like.

- We'll have all of Sunday to nerd out then.

- Mm-hm.

Wait, um, come here.

- Do I have pizza? - No, no, no.

Um, I think there's...

On your nose.

I got you.

- Oh, my God. - Yes.

- Liz. - What?

I didn't do anything.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

(whistle blowing)

- Hey.

- Hi. - Hey,

um, are you here for the Riverside meetup?

- Yes. - Okay.

Um, Liz Yang?

- Mm-hm. - Great.

Okay, you can just go over there and stretch

and we'll be with you in a bit.

- Okay, thank you. - All right.

- Hi, I'm Rachel.

- Hi, I'm Liz.

- You seem super familiar to me.

- Yeah, I feel like I've seen you somewhere before.

Were you at OFSAA last year?

- Yeah, yeah, I was.

- Were you the girl who beat the 1500 record?

- That's me.

- I don't know if I should hate you or bow down to you.

(phone vibrating)

(whistle blowing)

- Oh, my God.

You know Lunar Girl and Scarlet Sparrow?

- Yeah.

- They're like my favorite comic books ever.

- Really?

I've been into them for like years.

- Really? - Oh, yes.

- So tell me, what do you think is happening

with the Shadowman?

- Oh, okay, okay.

Buckle in because I have several theories.

Number one, he dies.

- But she- she, she can't.

- Yes, she would.

She would totally do that.

She's unpredictable like that. - That would mess up...

That would mess up the whole plot.

- No, it wouldn't, it wouldn't.

Okay, hear me out.

The shadow man dies, right.

Lunar Girl revives him.

And then he becomes a better character

and is more crucial to them.

(upbeat music)

- Oh, my God.

Where is this bus?

- Ugh, yeah.

I hate this route.

Same one I'll have to take to Riverside too.

- Oh, right.

- Did I tell you about the matching sweaters we got?

- Yeah, you sent me a picture.

- Oh, okay.

Yeah, everyone was so much nicer than I thought they'd be.

- That's- that's good.

- Okay.

Uh, the coaches are super cool too.

We went to one of their houses after for- for a barbecue.

- Mm.

- Oh, there was this girl named Rachel.

You'd absolutely love her.

She's a super big fan of Lunar Girl and Scarlet Sparrow.

- Oh.

- Yeah, she's great.

I think we're doing the 4 by 10 together.

I'm not sure though.

There's also this really big pool.

It's like olympic sized

and the bathrooms actually smell good.

Like they're not the ones like at school.

They smell like-

(bell ringing)

- Well, well, well my two meanest customers.

- We're your only friends.

- Headed to Comic-Con?

- Mm-hm. - Duh.

Why aren't you going nerd?

- I was there yesterday,

but I have this little thing called rent I have to pay, so.

- Oh, ouch.

- Sucks.

Do you have to the new Lumber Jeans?

- I do.

It's not on the shelves yet,

so I'll go get it for you.

But meanwhile, you should read this.

- If this is another flyer for your very lame band

we are not interested.

- Just read it, you little gremlin.

I'll be right back.

- Are you seeing this?

- Oh, my God.

Is this real?

- Crystal Green is coming here.

- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Let me see, let me see, let me see.

- We're gonna meet Crystal Green.

Do you think she'll sign my goggles?

We should get some books for her to sign.

Crystal Green.

[Liz] Wait, where are you...

Are you...

What's wrong?

Why aren't you excited?

- It's the same day as the dance.

- So who cares?

- Well, I'm asking Sydni, remember.

- Erin, this is Crystal Green.

Is there really any competition?

- This dance is important to me too.

- You haven't even asked her yet.

- I'm going to.

- You don't even know if she's gay.

- You don't get it.

- What don't I get?

That you've been acting completely fake

since you started hanging out with Sydni?

- No, I haven't.

- Yes, you have.

You're acting like a Janet wannabe.

- No, I'm not,

I- I'm just trying not to be a total loser next year.

That's all.

- Look at what you're wearing.

You're just scared that if Sydni found out

that you're a nerd, she wouldn't want to kiss you.

- Sydni doesn't care about that stuff

and at least she has a backbone.

- What does that mean?

- You can't even stand up to your mom.

Do you even wanna go to that douchey sports school anyway?

- Yeah, I do.

I've been excited for weeks

and you haven't even asked me about it.

Do you even know how competitive that school is?

- Oh, my God, we get it.

You're better than everyone else.

Congrats, Liz.

- At least I don't have to be fake

to suck up to some basic Barbies.

- This is why everyone hates you.

You act like you're so superior all the time.

When really you're not.

- Wow, great, you'll- you'll fit right in with Janet

and Derek and Chris next year.

- Why do you even care?

It's not like we're gonna be friends anyway.

- You can go to Comic-Con on your own.

(slow sad music)

(heavily breathing)

(phone vibrating)

(ding)

(bell ringing)

- Of course I can, asshole.

- You're lame.

(slow guitar music)

- So,

what do you say?

- Sure, why not?

(slow calm music)

- For you.

- It's gonna be so much fun.

- Yeah, I'm so excited.

White shoes or the picket fence

Then you see it and you

Want it, want it

Your bike was fine till the Benz rolled past

Then you see it and you

Want it, want it

Want it, want it

Want it, want it

Want it, want it

Want it, want it

Want it, want it

Want I, want it

(bell ringing)

- [Ms. Harris] Okay, let's pack it up.

I would like to get home to my cats

or they're going to maul me.

Michael, don't pick your nose.

No one's gonna be friends with you in high school.

- Jess, Jules, and I were thinking of heading to the mall

to look at dresses.

You should join.

- Uh, I can't.

Um, I told Erin that we could hang out after school.

- What?

Oh, oh, right, yeah.

- Have fun though.

(Sydni sighing heavily)

(upbeat bright music)

(ding)

- Your room is so cool.

- Yeah, thanks.

It's coming along.

- You're so cute.

In the photo.

Can I tell you a secret?

- Um, sure.

- I've never actually seen "Good Morning, Lola".

- Really?

- Yeah, Um, I don't know.

I just like never got into it as a kid

and kind of found it annoying.

Not that like, I find of you annoying or found-

- No, yeah.

The songs were just like really something.

- Yeah, I think I've only seen one episode.

- Which one?

- Oh, uh, something about a cat going missing.

- No, "Mittens is Missing".

That's like the worst one.

No wonder you stopped watching.

- I found out on that set

that I was like severely allergic to cats.

Yeah, I was so out of it on allergy meds

I don't even know why it aired.

- Wow, kind of feel like I have to re-watch it now.

- Well, don't make me regret this,

but I do have a bunch of the episodes saved on my laptop.

But if you tell anybody, I will never speak to you again.

- Okay.

Good morning Lola

Good morning world

Play my viola

With my hair all curled

- Welcome to my garden.

- I mean the intro's kind of catchy.

- Don't, don't go there.

- Do you see Mittens anywhere?

- Man I'm terrified the cat is still like, you know,

thriving today.

(Sydni and Erin laughing)

- Yeah, he's like totally living off his royalties

somewhere.

- I know.

Maybe if I sing a song Mittens will hear it and she'll come.

- Oh, God, this is actually a lot worse than I remember.

Listen to my song.

I have written my dear little Mittens

- Is that "Good Morning, Lola?"

- No.

- You must be special

if Sydni is showing you that of her own free will.

- Hello?

- Hey, hun.

Hi, you must be Erin.

- Oh, yeah, that- that's me.

- It's nice to see Sydni making friends.

- Mom.

- What?

What did I say?

- Okay, we'll get out of your hair.

Let us know if you need anything at all.

- Okay, okay, okay, goodbye, bye bye.

They're so annoying.

- What are you talking about?

They're- they're so awesome and- and nice and cool.

They're just cool.

Okay, I need to see more.

Like it literally looks like someone punched you

in the nose.

How did they let you act like this?

- Yeah, the producer was a dick.

He'd like, shame me if I ate too many cookies

'cause he didn't want me to gain any weight.

- Oh, um, oh my God.

That's- that's so messed up.

- Yeah, but once my mom's found out,

they pulled me from the show so.

- That's really shitty.

- Thanks, you're like the only person

I've ever told about this.

- Oh.

- Um, but anyways you get the gist.

(upbeat music)

Um, I'm sorry.

- Oh, sorry.

I- I just thought, um...

that, um...

I'm gonna get going.

Sorry, it's getting late.

- Erin. - Oh, no, it's okay.

I'll see you at school.

I can't seem to close my eyelids

Can I take back all the things that I said

Last night lying on the carpet

I'm a shit show, but I'm still your favorite

You watch me step on every crack along the pavement

But I guess I just felt like I needed saving

So I let you

(phone vibrating)

All my life (phone line trilling)

It's been a black boots and leather rebellion

- [Automated Voice] You call has been forwarded

to an automated voice message system.

456.

And now you want to settle down

Can you settle down

Now you want to settle down

Ooh-ooh

Settle down

Settle down

Screw this jar tighter than you need to

So I need you

And know I need you

And know I need you

Take my clothes, dip them in wet cement

And I let you take my coat and make me feel delicate

And I let you screw this jar tighter than you need to

So I need you

And now I need you

And now I need you

(bell ringing)

(doorbell ringing)

- Hey, um, you left this at my place.

- Oh, um, thanks

Sydni,

I'm really sorry I made things weird.

- You didn't.

I mean a little, but it's my fault too.

I'm just not really sure about anything.

- But you said yes to the dance.

- Well yeah, you asked me in front of everybody.

- Oh.

I just thought like, with the party

and then the games closet and everything.

- Who else was I supposed to pick?

Plus like, nobody was calling me Lola after that.

- Yeah, but they thought you were gay.

- I guess that was kind of gross of me.

I'm sorry.

- I mean, to be fair, you got Janet Wexler to wear rainbows.

Maybe she'll even start at GSA next year.

- Why do we care so much

about what these idiots think of us?

- I'm gonna be stuck with them for four years so.

- Dude, do you know anything about high school?

There's gonna be like, so many new people there.

- Yeah, but they won't be Liz.

- You know, you can have more than one friend, right?

- I'd still like to be your friend if that's okay.

- Do you still wanna go this dance?

- No way.

- Listen, I'm saying

just like people who are that homophobic

they are definitely still in the closet.

- Okay, but- but Janet?

- Oh, hell yeah.

Just give her another four to five years.

- But she's like if- if compulsive heterosexuality

was like, a person.

- No trust, trust.

- Do you have a lip gloss?

- Oh, um, yeah.

There's some in like the top drawer of my desk, I think.

- Cool.

- Hey, are you getting rid of these?

- Oh, um, yeah.

- How come?

I thought this was like your whole deal.

- Um, it was, but I don't know.

I'm- I'm like getting older.

Kind of outgrowing them.

- Dude, my moms are like 45 and they still read comic books.

- I don't know.

It's really complicated.

- I don't know, but if it were me,

I wouldn't throw them out.

(upbeat music)

- Uh, Sydni.

- Mm-hm.

- Um, on a scale of 1 to 10

how mad would you be if we missed the dance?

- Uh, a two.

- Okay, um,

we have to go.

- Huh?

- I'll explain on the way there. Come on.

- Okay, all right.

(upbeat music)

- Liz.

- Erin. - Hey, no cuts.

- Erin, what are you doing here?

Don't you have a dance to go to or something?

- That's not important right now.

- Listen, I said no cuts.

- [Sydni] Dude, give them a minute.

- Why are you here?

- Okay, so I was going through my comic, right.

And I was trying to figure out how to end it.

But everything fell sort of off.

Like would Lunar use the last wish

to make sure Adelaide becomes the moon princess?

- Erin.

- Because Adelaide is the rightful heir and all that,

but then Lunar would have to stay on the moon

to support her.

- What issue is this?

- And I was thinking would Lunar even wanna stay

on the moon especially without Sparrow?

And-

- What are you even talking about?

- Here, let me just- let me just show you.

I'm really not explaining this right.

Um, it's kind of messy.

I had to do it on the car right over and-

- Erin, I don't care about Lunar Girl or Adelaide

or your stupid wishing gem.

It's clear you only care about getting a girlfriend

and now that you have one

you obviously don't need me anymore, right?

- She's- she's not-

That's-

- I'm not just your sidekick, okay?

I have a lot going on too, in case you haven't noticed.

(woman clearing throat)

- Who's next?

Hi.

- Sorry.

I mean, there's 45 minutes left at the dance.

- Yeah, um, I'm not sure I really want to go anymore.

- Come on, I mean, we're already dressed.

Besides, you need a distraction.

- So what's your name?

- Uh, Liz.

- Nice to meet you, Liz.

Ah, an oldie, but a goody.

This set of issues

were actually some of the hardest for me to write.

- Really?

- Oh, yeah.

When they had both got off on their own quest

and grew so much on their own

I didn't know how to bring them back together

or if I even should.

- Wait, like have their own spinoff series?

- I don't know, maybe.

I was really considering it.

- 'Cause that would've been terrible, geez.

No offense, I mean you probably could have figured it out.

Thank you, Crystal Green.

- Crystal's fine.

- Oh, okay.

I can die happy now.

Ooh

La la la la la

Ooh ooh ooh

La la la la la

Ooh ooh ooh

La la la la la

Ooh ooh ooh

La la la la la

(upbeat bright music)

- So this is a middle school dance.

I guess this is what I expected.

Hey, um, sorry things didn't go as planned.

But hey, let's still try to have fun.

- Sydni.

You made it.

I didn't think you were gonna come.

I'm totally gonna vote for you two as cutest couple.

- Oh, we're not a couple.

- Yeah, we're just friends.

- Wait what?

- Yeah, but way to challenge gender norms though.

Love it.

(upbeat bright music)

Hey.

Come on, let's go dance.

- Uh, you go without me.

I'll join in a bit.

- Okay.

When I come to you nah nah

I'm giving all of me

When I come to you nah nah

I'm giving all of me

Whoa

Wish I could give you more than you see

But when I come to you nah nah

I'm giving all of me

- Hi.

- Hey.

- Uh, so I read your ending.

- Oh, uh, did you like it?

- Yeah, thought it was perfect.

- I'm sorry I made you feel like a sidekick.

You've always been my partner in crime.

- [Derek] Kiss, kiss, kiss.

- Virgin Girl and Scarlet tampon for cutest couple.

- Oh, my God.

Chris, It's not 2007, okay.

Stop acting like being gay is an insult because it's not.

- Geez, chill Virgin Girl.

Whatever, I don't even-

- Bye.

- What was that?

- Sydni gave me some pointers.

I wasn't replacing you, you know.

- I know, but it really felt like you were.

- But you're the one leaving me.

- What do you mean?

- Next year when you're off at your fancy private school

with all your super cool running friends.

It's not like you're gonna have any time for me.

- Are you kidding me?

Just because we're at different schools

doesn't mean were not still gonna do

our scary movie marathons

or read Lunar Girl and Scarlet Sparrow.

- Come on.

- What are you doing?

- Give me your hand. - No, no.

No.

- What, did you think we were gonna come to a dance

and not dance?

- Yes.

Yes, I did.

- What?

Not how it works. - No, no, no, no, no.

- You don't like my sweet moves?

- No, I don't.

- Let's party, Liz, come on.

- Okay, stop.

Stop doing whatever this is and I'll dance with you.

- Deal.

(upbeat music)

Wish I could give you more than you see

When I come to you nah nah

I'm giving all of me

(slow calm music)

(both laughing)

- I, uh, I really like this song.

If I could give a 100% of my heart to you

I would

If I could trade all that I had for your love

You know I would

- [Liz] Um,

do you think

Lunar Girl and Scarlet Sparrow would ever get together?

If could give a 100% of my heart to you

I would

- Maybe not right away.

If I could trade all that I had for your love

But that is sort of how I always pictured it.

If the sun never came and all we'd see was rain

We'd stay in bed just us two.

But here I found myself sitting in vain for your love

I wait, it's true

Here I am

Sittin tight

Sittin tight

Here I am

Sittin tight

Sittin tight

For your love

Your love

Your love

Your love

For your love

Your love

Your love

If I could learn voodoo to catch you

I'd make you my boo

If you cried out baby I'm yours, I'd fall down

You know, oh life's good

If the sun never came and all we'd see was rain

We'd stay in bed just us two

But here I found myself sitting in vain for your love

I wait, it's true

Here I am

Sittin tight

Sittin tight

Here I am

Sittin tight

Sittin tight

For your love

Your love

Your love

Your love

Your love

Your love

Your love

Your love

(upbeat bright music)