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This whole coming week
is the Jewish holiday of Passover.
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It’s all about how Moses
led the Hebrews out of Egypt.
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Very good!
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So on Friday, all Jewish people
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will celebrate Passover
with a Seder dinner.
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Because God commanded the Jews
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to only eat bread
that hasn’t been given yeast to rise.
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That’s so cool.
So then Passover lasts seven days?
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One week, from Seder dinner on Friday
to the next Friday.
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Interesting.
And why is it called Passover again?
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Because in ancient Egypt,
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God passed over the houses
marked with the blood of a lamb.
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So interesting.
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Get outta here.
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Get outta here!
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I better be going.
Thanks so much, I learned a ton.
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You’re very welcome.
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What are you gonna do?
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Isn’t it possible I want to learn more
about the Jewish faith?
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All right, listen.
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Legends tell of a horrific creature
that sucks the blood of goats,
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and it might have been spotted
in South Park.
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What does that have to do
with Passover?
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All I can promise you is
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that this is gonna be
the most memorable Passover ever.
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Cartman’s Passover holiday special.
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Starring…
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the Jewpacabra!
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All right, next please.
Signing up for the Easter egg hunt?
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Ooh da lolly!
This is gonna be so much fun!
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– I can’t wait for Sunday.
– Me too.
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Should be a real blast.
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I just hope
Jewpacabra doesn’t show up.
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Jewpa-what?
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It’s nothing.
Forget I said anything.
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– What time does the event start?
– OK, look.
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A lot of people claim
that on Passover,
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a blood-sucking creature
comes out and preys on children.
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This year, Passover happens
to be the same week as Easter.
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You mean it’s like a monster?
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It’s just a legend!
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But people all over town
have started reported strange things.
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Knocked over trash cans,
weird howls…
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– Nu-uh.
– Yeah-huh!
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Don’t think you’re safe
because you’re black!
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You guys, check this out.
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All right, stay back!
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Looks like a Jewpacabra attack,
but it’s hard to tell.
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We’re gonna need
some video cameras.
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We gotta try
to get proof of this thing.
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All right, knock it off!
Stop spreading lies.
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I’m trying to protect people.
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And why are you so quick
to try and cover up its existence?
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I looked
on the known species web page.
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There’s no “Jewpacabra”
mentioned anywhere.
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Neither is Bigfoot, but many people
say they’ve spotted a Sasquatch.
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If someone says they saw a Sasquatch,
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they are either lying,
or they are stupid.
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Stop lying about a Jewpacabra
before stupid people believe you!
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No such thing as Jewpacabra.
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People made it up.
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That’s OK.
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Even if there was a Jewpacabra,
it couldn’t get in my room anyways.
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You and me are gonna try to catch
Jewpacabra on camera.
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It’s a school night.
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Do you know how many times
it has been shot on video?
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Zero.
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I can’t do this alone.
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Help me prove to the rest of the world
Jewpacabra is real.
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Look at these dense trees and brush.
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This is exactly the kind of forest
Jewpacabra likes to hide in.
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You think Jewpacabra is here?
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Pretty sure it was here.
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– Maybe we scared it off.
– You can’t scare a Jewpacabra.
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We’re dealing with a creature
that drinks blood, hides in the night
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and has absolutely no belief
in the divinity of Christ.
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Did you hear that?
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I’m gonna try
a Jewpacabra mating call.
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No Christ!
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I’m really not buying
this whole Christ thing.
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He’s here somewhere.
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I’m scared.
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– Jesus is a lie!
– Stop it!
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– Help me call it out.
– I’m not saying Jesus is a lie!
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You wanna catch Jewpacabra
on camera or not?
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There is no Christ.
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Jesus is a lie.
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No way Jesus was son of God,
huh, Butters?
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I don’t think
Christ has any basis in reality.
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You hear that?
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Oh, hamburgers.
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We started Sooper Foods
to give people a place to buy groceries
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that was fun and safe.
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We won’t cancel our Easter egg hunt,
because of some wild story!
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I didn’t think you’d believe me.
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That’s why I took it upon myself
to capture it on video.
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What I’m about to show you
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is the first video ever shot
of a Jewpacabra.
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And you’re the first to see it.
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This is just after 8 pm.
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We heard rustling in the bushes,
then a strange scurrying sound.
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That’s when we saw this.
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Wait for it.
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Right there!
You see the Jewpacabra?
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It takes a minute for your brain
to process what it’s seeing.
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Watch again.
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Wait for it… there!
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Jewpacabra.
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There’s a Jewpacabra in South Park.
God help us.
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That wasn’t a dog?
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It was no dog.
I was there.
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This thing had no idea
that Jesus Christ had died for our sins.
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I can try to catch it,
but I’ll need all your resources.
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If this thing isn’t contained,
your hunt is going to be a blood bath.
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Mr. Billings?
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Two things separate Sooper Foods
from all the other groceries stores:
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fun and safety.
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What do you think?
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What are the chances
that this Jewpacabra is real?
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I’m estimating somewhere around…
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0.000000001%.
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I can’t afford to take that chance.
Get this kid whatever he needs.
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So where are we heading first?
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We need to get to Nassau,
in the Bahamas, here.
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– The Bahamas?
– That’s right.
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There’s a resort near there
called “The Atlantis hotel and casino.”
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They have a water slide
that goes through a shark tank.
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Cool!
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Check it out!
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Where to, now?
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Now, we head back to Colorado, here.
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We need to get my video
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into the hands of professionals
who can analyze it.
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Would you stop scaring everyone
with your dumb ass myth?
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People thought Atlantis was a myth,
but I was just there.
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I’ve explored the depths of Atlantis,
and I’ll prove a new species exists.
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– I’m a little James Cameron.
– These people won’t prove anything.
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To believe any of this,
you either have to be a liar or stupid.
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These are professional people
who go around tracking Sasquatches!
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They aren’t liars,
and they aren’t stupid!
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Look at its trajectory.
It heads directly to the right.
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It can’t be human,
it’s too low to the ground.
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– What do you think, Bobo?
– Bobo think scary!
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It’s definitely something.
I’m thinking a Sasquatch.
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It’s not big enough to be a Squatch.
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– A baby Squatch?
– That’s what I’m thinking.
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I’ve already done my research.
You’re looking at a Jewpacabra.
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Jewpacabra?
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It’s like a Sasquatch,
only more elusive,
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more ferocious and more greedy.
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Jewpacabra, that sounds scary!
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But it makes total sense.
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If we rule out a human
and a baby Sasquatch,
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Jewpacabra is all we have left.
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That’s it.
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You have to allow only me
into the Easter egg hunt.
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I’m the only one qualified.
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The kids will be so disappointed.
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Look at this!
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I did the heatie thermal thingie
to the video!
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It’s all orangy,
but it’s supposed to be yellowy.
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My God!
This really is proof of a Jewpacabra!
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What?
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We’ve never seen this before.
It really is true!
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It could have just been a dog.
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It’s impossible.
Look at the zoom in.
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If I drop an image of a dog
next to it…
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That thing is way too big to be a dog.
And check out the thermals.
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That’s the thermals,
they make a proof and the thermals!
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That’s right.
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Whatever this thing is,
it’s mean and angry as hell.
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It’s probably a Jewpacabra,
but this isn’t definitive.
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I’ll tell you one thing.
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– You’re pretty brave.
– Why?
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You took the video of this thing.
It’s not gonna like that.
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If it is a Jewpacabra,
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he’s gonna be coming after you.
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There’s no way…
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No way Jewpacabra’s real.
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They don’t know
what they’re talking about.
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They just gave me a case
of the Hebrew jeebies.
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Jewpacabra can’t be real, right?
Tell me again why it can’t be real.
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Something I made up
couldn’t turn out to actually exist.
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What are you doing?
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Even if there was a Jewpacabra,
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it wouldn’t know
I was the one who got video of it.
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How could it know?
It couldn’t, right?
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Jesus loves me, this I know
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’Cause Republicans tell me so
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Little ones, God will protect
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’Cause letting kids be harmed
is child neglect
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Everything’s still clear out there?
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– Guys?
– It’s all quiet out front.
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Check everywhere!
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I’m not paying you each twenty bucks
to scratch your buttholes!
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He says he’s not paying us
to scratch our buttholes.
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What was that?
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Jesus Christ!
You guys?
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You guys?
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It’s trying to get in.
Where the hell are you?
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We got scared,
so we’re next door at WingStreet.
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WingStreet?
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– It was the closest place to hide.
– Dude, I want wings!
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Jesus, it’s only you!
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Grab him.
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You say the Jewpacabra
hunts for anything Easter.
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And now, it’s looking for you.
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Get me outta here!
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Help!
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Look, we’re sorry.
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But if it’s you that Jewpacabra wants,
we don’t have a choice.
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It’s gonna kill me!
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What the…
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Just a little blood
to try and draw it out.
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We just can’t risk
the creature showing up tomorrow.
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Our entire business
is based on fun and safety.
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This isn’t safe or fun!
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Maybe it won’t even show up.
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Maybe we’ll all
make it out of this OK.
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Fuck, we better get out of here!
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Come back!
This isn’t right!
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Hello, young man.
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Let me start off by saying
Sooper Foods is not
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an anti-Semitic company.
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But…
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if your people do have a monster
that feeds on Easter children,
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we just wanted to let you know
there’s a sacrifice for it in the park
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that is totally fun and safe to eat.
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I know what you’re thinking,
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that this is some kind
of fitting comeuppance.
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Admit you’re lying,
and I’ll let you go.
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Of course, I was lying.
There’s no Jewpacabra.
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Please, it’s Easter Eve.
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If Jewpacabra smells this blood,
I’m in trouble.
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Wait!
I’m sorry, I couldn’t help it.
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Please, I’ll give you money!
I have lots of money!
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What am I doing?
I mean…
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I don’t have any money.
I’m totally broke!
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I am in a heap of trouble.
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It’s so cool that…
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even though I’m Christian,
I celebrate Passover too.
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I think both holidays are awesome.
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I really sympathize
with those Jews in ancient Egypt.
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I really do.
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What do you think?
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No doubt about it.
It’s a three-foot tall Bunny Man.
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I told you.
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Bunny people must be a throwback
to paleolithardic times.
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Shoot it.
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Bobo shoot it!
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What the…
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Bobo got it!
Bobo got the Bunny Man!
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Good shot!
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– Now, what do we do?
– I know.
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Let’s go get a show about it
on Animal Planet.
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Good idea!
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Wait, we’re gonna need
to take the evidence.
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All right,
I got the evidence right here:
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the dart gun
I shot the Bunny Man with.
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– All right!
– Let’s go!
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What… where…
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What?
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What’s going on?
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The plagues are upon us!
Run!
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It’s raining frogs!
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My Hebrew friend!
Did you see that it’s raining frogs?
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It’s because the pharaoh
won’t give the Hebrews what we want.
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God is angry.
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So God makes it rain frogs?
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That just seems
kind of mean to frogs.
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That’s how God is.
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And next, he’s gonna kill
all Egyptian first-born boys.
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I’ll talk to the pharaoh
and see if he’ll change his mind.
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It doesn’t matter, because God
is going to harden pharaoh’s heart.
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– What does that mean?
– Jehovah’s gonna use his powers
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to keep him from letting us go.
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That doesn’t seem very fair.
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If God will make pharaoh say no,
why punish him for saying no?
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That’s just how God is.
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00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,520
You’re wrong.
God is not a dick!
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Dad, when’s it gonna stop
raining frogs?
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It’ll be OK, my son.
The weather will clear.
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But my friend Kyle,
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00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:45,710
he says we’ve had all these plagues,
because you won’t let the Jews leave.
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It’s a complicated political issue,
my son.
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An economic social issue
that needs time.
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00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:54,630
We can’t let them leave,
but is it really all that different
289
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from when the North didn’t let
the Confederates leave the USA?
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00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:01,470
That makes sense.
Don’t think anyone can deny that.
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Poor frogs.
I feel so badly for them.
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But, Dad,
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00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:10,360
my friend Kyle says that if we don’t do
whatever the Hebrews want us to do,
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God is gonna kill
little Egyptian boys.
295
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:16,570
I don’t think God
would do such a thing.
296
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:21,040
We can’t let ourselves believe
in the Hebrew version of God.
297
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:25,290
We believe in a just lord
who’d never murder innocent children.
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I love you, Dad.
299
00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:29,710
And I love you son.
300
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,880
And our love grows.
301
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And our love grows
302
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Like the mighty river of the Nile
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See it flow
304
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We’ll never be apart
305
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Have no fear
For God is near
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And God loves all his children
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Why?
What are you doing?
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00:18:04,910 --> 00:18:06,620
This is what God told us to do.
309
00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:09,710
– I don’t believe you!
– You’ll see!
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00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:15,800
What’s happening to us?
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00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:21,260
Mom!
Don’t let God kill me!
312
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,520
Care for a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich?
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00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,480
The bread’s all flat!
314
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:35,320
Son, we were wrong!
I was wrong!
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00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,650
We were wrong!
316
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I’m sorry, God.
I’ll be Jewish, I promise!
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00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:42,030
Please don’t kill me!
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00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:48,040
The bread is all flat!
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00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:46,760
People are thinking about two things
when they are grocery-shopping:
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fun and safety.
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On this beautiful Easter morning,
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we are thrilled to give back
to the people of South Park
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who for the third year in a row
have made our grocery store number…
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four in fun,
and number six in safety.
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00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:02,240
Let the hunt begin!
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00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,880
I’m alive!
327
00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:23,130
I’m alive!
I don’t know how, but I’m alive!
328
00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:25,010
Can you believe it?
It’s a miracle!
329
00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:30,600
Listen, everybody.
Last night, I almost died.
330
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:32,890
But then,
a Passover miracle happened.
331
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:35,020
The Jewpacabra passed me over,
332
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,770
and by the power of Jehovah,
I somehow woke up safely in my bed.
333
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,730
I learned a big lesson.
334
00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:42,360
It’s wrong.
335
00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:45,110
Christ didn’t die for our sins,
and God is angry.
336
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,080
It’s time for us all
to stop this Easter ridiculousness,
337
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,700
accept Jehovah as our God
and deny Christ.
338
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,960
Stop trying to ruin Easter,
you heathen!
339
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,460
You guys, listen!
340
00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:07,180
I finally know how you feel.
341
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:10,310
Knowing your religion is right,
but being laughed at by everyone else.
342
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,100
It’s so hard for us Jews.
343
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:16,190
But we have to let stupid people
believe what they’re gonna believe.
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00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,860
I know what you’re thinking,
but I really do believe in Judaism now.
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00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,280
I’m not lying.
346
00:21:24,030 --> 00:21:25,490
I know you’re not.
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Cool, thanks.
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And, Kyle, happy Passover.
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00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:34,000
Happy Passover.
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