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The Reverse Cowgirl S16E01
Subtitles: NL-Subs Darkone
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Throw it here!
Throw it here!
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Yeah!
Nice one, Clyde!
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Clyde!
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Clyde!
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Clyde, get up here!
Hurry!
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What is that?
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A toilet.
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That's right.
It's a toilet, Clyde.
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And where is the toilet seat?
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It's up.
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Because you left it up.
Again!
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We've been through this a countless times, Clyde.
Okay mom, just not in front of my friends okay?
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No, not okay. Because you
aren't getting the message!
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What if I'd fallen in?
Start listening to me!
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Put it down!
Put it down!
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Thank you.
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Dude, that sucks, Clyde.
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A mom shouldn't be able to put
rules on toilet-time like that.
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Toilet-time is the last
bastion of American freedom.
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Is your mom always like that, dude?
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Look, could you guys...
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not say anything about
this in school, please?
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Ofcourse man.
It's cool.
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Clyde, Clyde!
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What have I told you
about pissing on the seat?
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and Clyde's all like...
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Okay mom, fuck! Not in
front of my friends!
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Cartman, it was actually really lame.
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I know, right!
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Women are just jealous 'cause they
have to face outwards to pee and crap.
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Wait a minute...
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You're supposed to poop
on the toilet facing out?
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But I thought you sit
on the toilet this way.
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So that you have that nice little shelf
for your comics and chocolatemilk.
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Well, because you got
the flusher right here
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No?
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Oh jeez, that's embarrassing.
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Clyde!
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Clyde!
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Aah, there you are!
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Mom?
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Clyde Donovan, you come
home this instant!
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Why?
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What have I told you about...
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putting the toiletseat down
after you go to the bathroom?
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Mom, I'm in class.
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How many times do I
have to tell you, Clyde?
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I was trying to get ready for work
and the toilet seat was up, again.
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Betsy, come back home,
it's just not that big a deal.
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No, Roger. It's a disgusting habit
and I'm sick and tired of it.
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If I had sat down, I would have
gotten toilet water all over my vagina.
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My grandma is
from Virginia.
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You're coming home right now, and
you're putting the seat where it belongs.
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Dude, I'm telling you it
was freaking hysterical.
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Clyde had to get up in middle of class and
follow his mom home to put the seat down.
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He was so embarrassed, dude, I
thought he was gonna die.
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I know, fat-ass.
I was there.
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His mom...
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His mom goes
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Clyde, you're an asshole and now
I have toilet water in my vagigi.
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That's not what she said.
You're putting extra's on it again.
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It's not that funny.
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I know dude. The bathroom is the
last bastion of American freedoom.
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Don't you feel just a
little bad for Clyde?
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Uh uh.
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Well you should.
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The poor guy shouldn't be screamed at
for something that isn't that big a deal at all.
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What's going on?
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They're trying to save Clydes mom.
From what?
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They're saying Clyde left
the toilet seat up again.
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Hang in there. You're going to
be fine okay? Stay with me now.
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I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do.
What?!
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When she fell into the toilet,
she also made it flush.
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It created a suction that's literally
pulling out her insides.
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Can't we disconnect the
toilet from the plumbing?
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Yes, we'll have to, but
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when we do that the change in
pressure will rip out her organs.
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But she's not going to die, is she?
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Why did you leave the
toilet seat up, son?
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Clyde!
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Clyde!
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Clyde!
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I want you to know that I
don't blame you for this.
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We should've been
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harder on you all those times
you left the toilet seat up.
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Mom, I'm sorry.
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I...don't...
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have a lot of time, Clyde.
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Just...
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please...
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put the seat down
from now on.
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for your sisters sake, please.
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Oh, God, please let me go.
Let me go.
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Do it! Do it! Do it!
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Mom?
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I'll always remember Betsy Donovans
kind nature, more then anything.
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She always treated people
with dignity and respect.
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What a tradegy she had
to leave us so soon.
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But I'm sure Betsy is hoping that
her dead will help women everywhere
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just take that extra second to
look before they sit on a toilet.
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I'd like to say on
behalf of the departed, that
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it isn't a womens responsibility
to see that the seat is down.
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It's a mens responsibility
to put it down.
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It's not that hard.
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Yeah, yes. That's right.
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Putting the toilet seat
down isn't that hard.
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So is it too much too
ask women to just look?
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And put it down before they go plopping
their butts blindly to the toilet bowl?
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My God, people. This is a funeral!
Please have some respect!
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There is a little boy here
who has lost his mother!
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He'll never see her again!
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Because he couldn't take that sixth-
tenth of a second to put the seat down
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when he was done peeing.
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And now little Clyde's mother is dead.
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And the blood is on his penis.
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It's too bad we didn't find any
treasure on the subway, Phillip.
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Hi Ugly Bob. Hi Terrance, hi Phillip.
Mom, get the door!
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You're looking hideously
ugly today, Ugly Bob.
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How come you guys sayt stuff like that?
Because you're goddamn ugly...
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Hello mam, we're the toilet
safety administration.
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The what?
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After the recent tragedy, new safety
regulations require us to check all toilets.
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Can we come in?
Sure.
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Who are these buttholes?
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It's the toilet
safety administration, hun.
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They're going to do
something to the potty.
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My potty? What are
they going to do to it?
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He, he!
That's my bathroom.
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Oh yeah, we're going to have
to completely redo this mam.
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You need to have this counter
moved a minimum of six inches
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But we'll go ahead and install
your safety belt. --Safety belt?
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Federal law requires all toilets to be
fitted with a harnes so nobody can fall in.
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Dude, you can't make me wear
a seatbelt to take a dump.
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This is for your safety.
A woman died, you know.
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Yeah, but the bloods on
Clyde's weiner, not mine.
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Sir, we are really worried
about our friend Clyde.
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Everywhere he goes people
are telling him he has blood
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on his weiner.
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Uh-uh, go on.
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We keep trying to tell him
maybe this all isn't his fault.
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Maybe the people who made the toilet
are to blame for what happened.
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So we were just wondering...
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if we could sue somebody.
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You can always sue somebody.
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All right, you see, Clyde.
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Okay, we wanna help him sue
whoever invented the toilet.
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You got it.
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Here we go,
the inventor of the toilet.
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Sir Thomas Harrington.
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In England, died in 1692.
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Aw, he's dead?
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So, then we can't sue him?
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Why not? You can
always sue somebody.
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Just going to take
some special protocol.
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We would have to perform...
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a suance.
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A...a...a...a...
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suance?
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You bet.
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Here at Hoffman and Turk we
specialize in suing the dead.
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If you hire us,
we'll work hard...
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for you.
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Wow, really?!
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You hear that, Clyde?
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Now look,
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I'll be asking all of you
to have a very open mind
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and a willingness to
face your fears.
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I warn you boys.
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A suance can be very...
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expensive.
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How expensive?
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How much do you have?
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Clyde got $3000 from
his moms life insurrance.
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Wow!
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That's exactly how
much a suance costs.
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Wow, that's weird.
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Damn it!
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He, he, officer.
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If you're sitting on the toilet you
need to wear your safety belt, sir.
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Yeah, I know, I had it on.
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I just took it of for a second
to get the uh... to get...
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The address here is 260
avenue de los Mexicanos?
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Ooh, come on, don't
give me a ticket!
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Got to wear the safety belt
or you could fall in.
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I'm nog going to fall in.
I'm not a chick.
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The law is the law, sir.
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You can pay this by
mail or appear in court on that date.
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Have a good day, sir.
Yeah, thanks.
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Asshole.
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You say something?
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No, I was talking
to my asshole.
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Come on, asshole.
Let get back to work.
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This is unbelievable.
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Stupid toilet
safety administration.
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You can't even take a crap at IHOP
without a fourty-minute line!
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Shoes off, belts off!
Sharp objects go in the plastic tray!
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This is inhumane.
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Shut up!
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Sir.
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Taking a dump today, mam?
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No, just need to pee.
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I'll just need to check
inside your asshole.
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Hee, how about you people
speed it up in here?
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I'm about to crap my pants and
I demand access to the toilets
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right now!
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Do you mind if I toch
your balls, sir?
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What? Yes I'd mind!
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Do you mind if I touch
your fucking balls?
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Okay, I'm done.
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Right, sir. I just need to
check inside your asshole.
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I don't need you wiping my ass
for me. I am a grown man.
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Yes, you're a big boy, aren't you, sir?
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Yeah, I'm a big boy.
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That's a big boy, sir.
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I'm a big boy.
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I took a big boy poop.
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Yes.
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Alright boys, sit down
and clear your minds.
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The suance is
about to begin.
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Doors and windows are locked.
You boys have your $500 in cash ready?
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Yeah.
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Alright. Then I've got this big bowl set
here, to catch all money were about to make.
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Now. Let us start.
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We call out to the
land of the dead.
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Sir John Harrington
Your presence is requested.
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Appear to us, John Harrington.
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We have a subpoena.
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Jeez, it's not working.
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John Harrington.
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My client is due
compensation for negligence.
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What is your name, spirit?
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Burns.
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Jimmy Burns.
What's it to you?
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Who are you, mugs?
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That's how people
talked in the past.
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We have a claim against a John
Harrington. Do you know him spirit?
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Well, maybe I do
and maybe I don't.
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Might need a little something
something to jar my memory.
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We got to grease him.
Put a hundred in the box.
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Oh yeah, Harrington.
I know him.
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Always going round
inventing things.
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Yes, that's him. Is his
personage amongst you?
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Well, maybe it is
and maybe it isn't.
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Give him another hundred.
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Yeah, I've seen
him around, alright.
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00:12:16,993 --> 00:12:20,965
He was just down that way. Bragging
about some porcelain machine.
248
00:12:21,984 --> 00:12:23,131
No!
249
00:12:23,405 --> 00:12:24,968
No!
250
00:12:25,088 --> 00:12:26,937
By the power of Christ,
we sue you.
251
00:12:27,057 --> 00:12:28,865
By the power of Christ,
we sue you.
252
00:12:28,985 --> 00:12:31,602
You can't sue me!
253
00:12:32,649 --> 00:12:35,059
Quick, put the other
$300 in the box!
254
00:12:41,493 --> 00:12:43,201
This actualy went really, really well.
255
00:12:43,442 --> 00:12:46,718
Always happens some burocrate tries
to block the first sue ons attempt.
256
00:12:46,838 --> 00:12:48,298
But this was good.
We'll get him tomorrow.
257
00:12:48,490 --> 00:12:49,080
So, that's it?
258
00:12:49,373 --> 00:12:51,569
Yeah, were going to need
about 400 more dollars tomorrow.
259
00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:55,663
I know you're sad about your mom, Clyde.
But don't worry. We're going to win this thing.
260
00:13:03,494 --> 00:13:06,346
Put your coffee in the
plastic tray, please, sir.
261
00:13:06,546 --> 00:13:08,242
Shoes off. Belts off.
262
00:13:08,362 --> 00:13:09,390
Yeah, yeah.
263
00:13:09,587 --> 00:13:11,865
Got any metal
in your pockets?
264
00:13:11,985 --> 00:13:14,659
I just need to
check your asshole.
265
00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:16,888
So ridiculous.
266
00:13:17,404 --> 00:13:19,208
Asshole clear.
267
00:13:19,449 --> 00:13:20,226
Thanks.
268
00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:22,180
Pick your coffee up, sir.
269
00:13:23,623 --> 00:13:27,307
Anyways, he says i'm getting
nothing anyway, so you can...
270
00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:29,012
Hee, what's that thing?
271
00:13:30,584 --> 00:13:33,328
That's a camera.
It's a security camera.
272
00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:35,513
You people have me on camera now?
273
00:13:35,633 --> 00:13:38,157
It's okay sir. There's
just one person
274
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:41,667
viewing the monitors
in a discrete location.
275
00:13:45,312 --> 00:13:47,757
How long are we
going to sit around
276
00:13:47,877 --> 00:13:50,369
while our freedoms are
stripped away one by one.
277
00:13:50,585 --> 00:13:54,851
Time for us to stand together and say,
we want the goverment out of our bathrooms.
278
00:13:57,976 --> 00:13:58,375
Now listen.
279
00:13:58,882 --> 00:14:01,344
All we have to do is
agree as a community
280
00:14:01,464 --> 00:14:03,880
to all bolt our
toilet seats down.
281
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,248
If they can't raise or lower,
there's zero change of anyone falling in.
282
00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:11,635
If there's no toilet seats, the
goverment can't make toilet seat laws.
283
00:14:15,206 --> 00:14:16,570
No, no. hold on.
284
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,780
If the seat can't raise up the
men will just pee all over it.
285
00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:21,685
No, we won't.
286
00:14:22,142 --> 00:14:23,356
Yeah, you will.
287
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:27,540
Well, sorry if women might have to deal
with a little splash of pee on the rimm.
288
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:30,446
But its a far beter solution then
having the goverment in our batrooms, right?
289
00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:32,919
How about we agree
to that, if...
290
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,087
men will agree that they will
always sit down to urinate.
291
00:14:36,207 --> 00:14:38,832
Well, no, you can't make
men sit down to pee.
292
00:14:38,952 --> 00:14:40,620
How could we play
sink the boat?
293
00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:43,932
Yeah, how will Nelson and I
make an X on sleepover nights?
294
00:14:44,158 --> 00:14:45,751
What about us loggers?
295
00:14:45,971 --> 00:14:49,390
Hardworking men who like to stand up
after they have taken a poo
296
00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:52,951
and then turn around and cut
their poo in half with their urine?
297
00:14:55,253 --> 00:14:58,689
Sorry, but if we don't want the
goverment treating us like children,
298
00:14:58,809 --> 00:15:01,934
we might have to give up being
able to pee our feces in half.
299
00:15:02,247 --> 00:15:05,002
But folks been logging round
these parts for generations.
300
00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:08,844
My papy taught me logging.
And his papy before him.
301
00:15:09,181 --> 00:15:11,704
Yeah, I think we just
got to live with the TSA.
302
00:15:11,824 --> 00:15:13,422
Yeah, yeah.
303
00:15:19,492 --> 00:15:22,260
Merciful summary on
behalf of the plaintive?
304
00:15:23,772 --> 00:15:24,577
What's happening now?
305
00:15:24,697 --> 00:15:27,341
Our motion has been
denied by the judge.
306
00:15:27,461 --> 00:15:28,885
Concentrate boys!
307
00:15:32,253 --> 00:15:35,052
This Spectre is like none
I have ever encountered.
308
00:15:35,243 --> 00:15:38,455
He managed to avert liability
within injunction against our claim.
309
00:15:38,828 --> 00:15:39,741
So, what does that mean?
310
00:15:40,011 --> 00:15:42,624
We'll hit him with a
class-action lawsuit tomorrow.
311
00:15:42,744 --> 00:15:46,317
We'll need all your friends and family
to sign a petition and kick in 50 bucks each.
312
00:15:46,674 --> 00:15:47,047
What?!
313
00:15:47,669 --> 00:15:51,656
Hang in there, Clyde. This is all
to make the world a safer place.
314
00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:29,701
Security breach!
315
00:17:32,548 --> 00:17:35,851
An embarrassing day for the
toilets safety administration.
316
00:17:36,084 --> 00:17:39,387
Shocking outrage ensued
after an unknown terrorist
317
00:17:39,507 --> 00:17:43,129
managed to get through TSA
security with a gun and a baby.
318
00:17:43,249 --> 00:17:45,146
Leaving the toilet seat up.
319
00:17:45,551 --> 00:17:48,987
The head of TSA chief of
operations had this to say;
320
00:17:49,427 --> 00:17:50,921
Shit!
321
00:17:51,893 --> 00:17:55,677
Meanwhile, outraged civilians
claiming they're finally fed up
322
00:17:55,797 --> 00:17:58,117
with the overblown
goverment bureaucracy.
323
00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:01,321
What good is the TSA if
they're not protecting us?
324
00:18:01,441 --> 00:18:04,921
Why have we given up freedom if terrorists
can take a hostage in a bathroom...
325
00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:07,344
with a baby and a gun
on the toilet?
326
00:18:07,464 --> 00:18:08,722
And the toilet seat was up.
327
00:18:09,084 --> 00:18:12,735
We've all stood by as mother
goverment is taking our dignity.
328
00:18:12,855 --> 00:18:13,573
That's right!
329
00:18:13,813 --> 00:18:17,432
Now it is time to take
responsibility for ourselves.
330
00:18:18,486 --> 00:18:21,315
It is time for all
of us to grow up.
331
00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:22,185
That's right.
332
00:18:22,305 --> 00:18:23,637
It is time
333
00:18:24,182 --> 00:18:25,427
for a suance.
334
00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:27,368
Wait, what?
335
00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:29,336
What the fuck
is a suance?
336
00:18:29,850 --> 00:18:32,556
Tom, I'm standing outside
the South Park courthouse
337
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:35,643
where experts have succesfully
summoned the ghost
338
00:18:35,763 --> 00:18:38,357
of toilet inventor
sir John Harrington.
339
00:18:38,681 --> 00:18:41,328
Now that the spirit has
crossed over from the dead.
340
00:18:41,577 --> 00:18:43,519
lawyers are going to
try and sue him.
341
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:48,581
Sir Thomas Harrington, your extreme
negliglence has cost tax payers millions.
342
00:18:49,096 --> 00:18:50,556
No!
343
00:18:50,676 --> 00:18:52,306
No!
344
00:18:52,426 --> 00:18:56,381
You will be sooth, spirtit.
Thy liability is without question.
345
00:18:59,073 --> 00:19:01,381
Appear before this
court, Harrington.
346
00:19:01,629 --> 00:19:03,322
Never!
347
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,338
Quick, everyone, get
out all your money.
348
00:19:13,501 --> 00:19:14,629
Clyde?
349
00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:16,837
Clyde?
350
00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:18,355
Mom?
351
00:19:19,054 --> 00:19:21,062
This lawyer is a fraud.
352
00:19:21,386 --> 00:19:25,112
He has been swindeling you and
your friends for your money.
353
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:29,311
Fuck me, it's a ghost.
You can't sue the dead, Clyde.
354
00:19:29,431 --> 00:19:33,212
Putting the toilet seat down
is a matter of simple etiquette.
355
00:19:33,436 --> 00:19:35,146
It's common sense, Clyde.
356
00:19:35,411 --> 00:19:36,548
Oh boy, here we go.
357
00:19:36,735 --> 00:19:40,461
Don't try and blame mommies death
on anything but your faillure.
358
00:19:40,581 --> 00:19:43,374
to do something I have asked
you time and time again to do.
359
00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:45,009
It's your fault.
360
00:19:45,474 --> 00:19:47,640
Now hold on just a second!
361
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:47,821
It's not anyone's fault.
362
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:56,933
I'am sick and tired of all this nonsense
over my porcelain toilet machine.
363
00:19:57,582 --> 00:20:00,611
There he is.
Sir John Harrington.
364
00:20:00,731 --> 00:20:03,939
Quick, sue him!
You can't sue me.
365
00:20:04,188 --> 00:20:07,931
You're all using my toilet
invention the wrong way.
366
00:20:09,234 --> 00:20:12,089
When you have to sit and
take a sir Harrington...
367
00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:14,493
you're suppoosed to
be facing this way.
368
00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:17,846
So you can use the little shelf for
your books, and your quill and your ink.
369
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:18,626
Aha!
370
00:20:18,746 --> 00:20:21,455
I told you you should sit
on it that way! I told you!
371
00:20:21,575 --> 00:20:24,948
Why would I design it so that when
you're finished taking a sir Harrington
372
00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:29,446
you have to stand up, turn around a look
right down at your Harrington to flush.
373
00:20:29,678 --> 00:20:30,965
That's gross.
374
00:20:32,684 --> 00:20:33,392
Yes, but...
375
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:36,995
But if you sit on it that way, you have
to take your pants all the way off.
376
00:20:37,115 --> 00:20:41,289
Why do you think I designed
toilet rooms with a laundry hole?
377
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,776
That's what that
hole is for?
378
00:20:49,655 --> 00:20:50,487
Oops.
379
00:20:54,079 --> 00:20:56,293
So then... so then Clydes
moms ghost was all like
380
00:20:56,413 --> 00:20:59,530
Clyde, what have I told
you Clyde, you asshole!
381
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,067
And Clyde is all like
382
00:21:01,187 --> 00:21:03,821
Mom leave me alone!
I'm seriously. Stop, please!
383
00:21:03,941 --> 00:21:05,167
Dude, it was a riot.
384
00:21:06,648 --> 00:21:08,071
That's not what I said.
385
00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:09,348
Yeah, well...
386
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,803
I'm just glad that
stupid TSA crap is over.
387
00:21:11,923 --> 00:21:14,865
I know you've had a tough week, Clyde.
But at least your mom didn't die for nothing.
388
00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:15,548
I mean...
389
00:21:15,668 --> 00:21:18,171
We're kinda right back at to the bathroom
being the last bastion of American freedom
390
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:20,127
so, technically your mom
did die for nothing, but...
391
00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:21,541
Clyde?
392
00:21:22,873 --> 00:21:23,222
Clyde?
393
00:21:23,796 --> 00:21:24,462
Clyde, you there?
394
00:21:24,853 --> 00:21:25,336
Hello?
395
00:21:39,861 --> 00:21:45,669
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