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I was advised today that temperatures might reach 100 degrees and that I

consider canceling my appearance here.

Well, I considered that for a few seconds and then I thought, I'm no

club congressman.

I have traveled throughout this great state all summer long.

Ladies and gentlemen, this may indeed be an election, but I don't consider

myself a politician.

Although the media refers to me as a statesman, that is not important.

I don't believe that I'm some...

Fair -haired boy from the College of Closed Ordeals. Come to the rally for

Stern. Today running a government is a business.

And because of that, I'm proud of being a businessman.

That's what New York needs.

A businessman.

Come to the rally for Nick Stern.

He's running for the U .S. Senate.

To balance the budget to meet the payroll.

Private Enterprise.

federally funded programs, and foreign investment, we can all help.

Here he comes, ladies and gentlemen. Your own hard -working, straight

Congressman Nick Lister.

Think of all I have exposed.

The drug addicts and welfare.

The nursing home abuses.

The prostitution ring.

The time is wherefore not.

Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Stern.

Come on over here. Say hello.

Oh, get ready, Nick. You're almost there.

Tommy, are there any TV cameras out there?

Now, make sure there's a crowd before we pull out. I don't want to take a

chance.

Now, Nick, Nick, you're on the PA.

Damn it.

Tommy, make sure there's a crowd there. If there's not, you're just sick. Block

again, okay?

here, Nick. We got a great crowd. We got the TV people. It's terrific.

Let's go for it.

Jody, try to be a little bit more grateful, please.

When I arrive at Times

Square, the heart of our glorious city, my determination will be to rid.

Us all of the sexual filth.

Congressman Nicholas Stern is ahead at the polls in his race for the United

States Senate. Thank you.

He's been a leading advocate for women's rights and has raised federal monies

for urban renewal. His campaign committee has raised an unprecedented $3

for this primary alone.

The Sternmobile, a major part of Congress. in Stern's campaign.

Nursing home abuses.

The prostitution ring.

The Stern Mobile, however, is fully equipped with all the latest electronic

communications equipment and is fully soundproofed, much like a modern -day

reporting studio.

This is Elvira Lawrence, Channel 6 News, on the campaign trail.

Citizens!

Together we can clean up Times Square.

Women no longer have to be afraid to walk down our once beautiful 42nd Street

with private and corporate and foreign investment.

We can turn these perverted porno zones into a fine and glorious

community that we can all share and grow in together.

And so I say to all of you to please remember my years of selfless and

devoted service as your congressman.

And ask not what Nicholas Stern can do for you, but rather ask what you

can do to help elect Nicholas Stern as your next U .S. senator.

Together we can do it. Thank you.

hell out there.

Would you like me to blow you?

You come in my mouth?

Yeah, that'd be nice. Just be careful. Look at my suit all dirty.

Well... Uh, Nick...

Okay, come on.

Make it hard for me, okay?

Mm -hmm. Good.

You know?

Come on, suck my gut. Just keep me out.

Nick, come on.

Just let me move your head.

Relax.

Uh, Nick?

Yeah,

Tommy? Nick, Nick, wrong button.

Nick, we going back to headquarters?

Fuck me with your mouth.

Come on.

Hit me good and hard.

Oh, that's good.

That's real good, Judy. Real good.

Fritzie, speak English.

Why don't the servants answer the phone?

It's Saturday.

They're off, dear.

Yeah?

Hiya, Fritzie.

Just called to tell you to watch me on the 6 o 'clock news.

Yeah.

Yeah, Elvira Lawrence covered it.

Did you speak about foreign investment?

Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. We covered that real well.

You take care of tonight's gathering?

Gathering? Yes, gathering.

The sheikh, Qasam Ben -Ku, he's joining us for a little refreshment.

Oh, yeah, yeah, Tommy's handling that. Don't worry about it.

Good.

Is that Nicky again?

How's he doing?

He'll be in, darling.

He'll be in.

Don't worry.

It's not so difficult to buy a congressman or a senator, whatever he

congressman, dear, running for Senate.

Who cares?

I do when it's my money you're using to buy his election.

Would have been cheaper to marry Nikki, I suppose.

That's good.

All right.

Keep me hired.

Yeah.

Keep me hired, but don't make me come.

Don't make me come.

I got something else on my mind.

I'm gonna take you back to the office.

Anything, Nick.

Anything, you name it.

Anything.

I'm gonna take you back to the office.

I'm gonna fuck you in the ass, Joanie.

If it'll help you.

Will it hurt?

Well, that's up to you, honey.

You know?

Come on.

I'm a little bit scared to try it, Nick.

That's good. That sort of grace under pressure is what Hemingway called

He's here!

Good job, girls.

Good job. You all did a real fine job. Tommy, isn't that right?

That's right, girls. You did a good job. We had a great day today. A great day.

Jody, why don't you park your sofa right over there?

Take your things off. Let me see what's underneath that pretty dress of yours.

There we go.

Here, honey, why don't you use this on me?

Nick, can't we make this someplace else a romantic hotel room?

Well, we can take it nice and slow.

Listen, Judy, Jody.

I haven't got all day.

I'm missing myself on the six o 'clock news so that we can do this.

Look, if you don't want to, I can find someone else.

Today in downtown Manhattan, Congressman Nicholas Stern's campaign for the

Senate stops New Yorkers to listen in the sweltering August heat.

Alvaro Lawrence was there for the story.

Congressman Nicholas Stern is ahead at the polls in his race for the United

States Senate.

He's been a leading advocate for women's rights.

Lane, I can make a sound now, right?

Right, Nick.

Right.

today that Stern's massive campaign financing has been organized by the real

estate king Fritz von Hohenwald.

Von Hohenwald made society headlines by his third marriage to Texas oil heiress

Mary Beth Butterfingers, who in 1969 announced her engagement to Nicholas

which was subsequently broken off, leaving Congressman Stern one of New

City's most eligible bachelors.

You like your ass being fucked, right?

Oh, Nick.

You love it, right?

It's okay.

Yes.

Tell me you love it. Oh, not so deeply.

Tell me to fuck your ass.

Fuck my ass, Nick. I want to hear it again.

Okay, I will.

I will.

I'm fucking your ass.

Wonderful. It's what? It's wonderful.

You love it? I love it.

Tell me, Oliver.

yourself on TV, you were great.

We gotta record it.

Tommy, we gotta get a move on. Yeah.

I want you to make some of your special calls. Get some of your girls over here.

Jody, stick around. We're gonna have a party.

Nick, it's a little short notice, you know what I mean?

Yeah, I know it is, Tommy.

Fritz is coming in town with one of his sheiks who has a particular fondness for

me and is very generous.

One blowjob from the right bimbos worth $100 ,000.

Nick, Nick, I'm sorry. I just don't know who to call.

Tommy.

Listen to me.

You got a talent.

You really got a talent.

Anybody can call a hooker, Tommy.

You call these... You call these college girls. They're amateurs, and they

got... A certain sense of... Well, they get a certain sense of social

responsibility and a duty to their country. And I like that.

Who's that political science major? What's her name?

She's Tom.

Yeah? Too bad.

Well, Fritz's people love that kind of treatment. And you and only you can give

it to them.

All right?

You got style, Tommy. And don't forget it.

That style?

Yeah. Now make some calls, Tom.

Style. Goodbye, darling.

What time will you be home?

Late, darling.

Nick and I have much to do.

I'll be waiting for you.

I try, darling. I try.

But business is business.

So I said to the Speaker of the House, I said, uh, if I knew a girl who acted

like that, I would see to it that she ran for three terms.

Three terms!

Uh, yeah.

Hashtag, will you please explain to the Sheikh exactly what you did in Congress,

yeah? Sheikh, you see, um...

Our government passed the Disclosure Act, which requires all non -resident

aliens to register all land ownership with the United States government.

I pass an amendment which would nullify this legislation.

May Allah bless you, Congressman Stern. You are a good friend of our people.

I would like to purchase more American land.

Very good.

Would you like a country house in Virginia, a

beach house in Southampton?

What did you exactly have in mind?

Rhode Island.

Nick. Yes, yes. See what you can arrange, huh?

And for you, Your Honor.

For your campaign expenses.

May I propose a toast?

To our guest.

Prost.

Oh, Nick, you're the greatest.

Where'd you get these girls?

Have you ever had a young lady pleasure you before?

I'm surprised. I've always thought that you were somewhat sophisticated.

Why don't you let this beautiful young thing over here thrill you?

Anything you want, Nick.

Jody, lean back in the chair and just relax.

Good.

That's good.

Now fuck her with your tongue.

You

like

that, Jody?

Yes, Nick. I love it.

By the way, Fritz.

Yeah?

How's Mary Beth?

Oh, very well, very well.

I bought her a villa in Mallorca.

Good, good.

You give her my best regards, eh? Yes, I will, I will.

Have you set the date for your marriage yet?

No, but we're going to announce it very soon.

Ah, good.

You know, you made a very good choice.

She's going to look wonderful on television, you know?

And she comes from a good family.

She's one of our kind of people.

Very good.

Thank you. Thank you. I think it was a good move, you know. It will illustrate

not only my enlightened attitude towards women, but it will show my public that

I am very sensitive to romance.

That girl.

Put your finger on her asshole.

Yeah.

Play around with it.

Stick your finger up her ass.

Deeper.

I love that.

Joe, did you like that?

Does it feel good?

Tell me.

Joyce, you have gorgeous hair.

Yeah.

Lovely.

This is nice hair, too.

Beautiful. Yeah.

Suck me, Joyce.

Yeah. Yeah.

Beautiful hair.

Gorgeous.

You like that?

Huh?

You like them both?

Like to fuck them?

Yeah.

Be my guest.

I would only be a good host. I would invite you to partake in our bountiful

goodies here today.

So, have at them.

Yeah.

I love you, too.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

ass and you fucked me with your hair.

Oh, God.

I've never been satisfied since the mayor endorsed me.

Who wants to come first?

You. Me?

Yeah.

Oh, your hair.

Yeah.

Your beautiful golden locks around my cock.

Ah, yeah.

Nobody's still alive.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Take it. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

It's got fucking fruits.

Yeah. Yeah. Too bad you're not fucking with us.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Like that for it, sir?

It's all right to the beginning.

Yeah. Yeah.

Congressman Nicholas Stern, while...

for the United States Senate is announcing his engagement to be married.

Well, I was up very late last night trying to find the proper words to

to all of you my excitement over recent events in my life.

I'm very proud and pleased to announce my engagement to Miss Nanette Collier.

And so, Congressman Nicholas Stern, running hard for the United States

has announced his engagement to socialite Nanette Collier.

Is it love, or is it politics?

No, no, we haven't set a date yet.

is not what you think he is.

That's politics.

Please listen.

It's a conspiracy.

About what?

The land.

Fritz von Hohenwald is getting Nick lots of money. One hand washes the other.

He does bad things to women.

Jody, Jody, I'd like you to go back to the van and edit the congressman's

speeches, please.

I'm the congressman's advancement.

If you have any questions, I'd like you to ask me. Well, answer me this.

Why didn't you let her talk to me?

She works for the campaign, doesn't she?

Yeah, yeah, she works for the campaign, but she records the congressman's

speeches. Her job is not with the press.

Records his speeches?

Yeah, well, we feel that his speeches and comments someday will be recorded

significantly in history.

Look, look, look.

Here's my card, okay?

If you've got any questions, give me a call, all right?

Yeah, I'll do that.

Alvara, go to the office.

And find out anything you can about Thomas H. Corona.

I'll go through the files on the public officials.

No, no, no. Check the police records.

This guy, Corona, I don't know.

Just doesn't fit.

Tommy Corona, please.

Yes.

You said that if I had any questions, that I should give you a call.

How did you get into this, Tommy?

In what?

Politics.

To change society.

To serve the public.

And how did you hook up with Congressman Stern?

Started out as the coordinator of volunteer services.

But that was a paid position.

You're good with girls, then?

Yeah, I'm good with girls, but that's part of my background.

Yeah, right.

Well, I've been doing a little investigating into your background.

You did six months for... Procuring. And before that, you did a year for

breaking and entering apartments.

You spent both terms at Rikers Island where you met Congressman Stern while he

was inspecting the penal system.

You started working for him a year ago on the work reform project.

Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But listen, the Congressman and I happen to share the

same views when it comes to... Procuring, Tommy.

You're a pimp. No, I'm no pimp.

I just happen to be good at getting people to work together, that's all.

It's a common goal.

Sounds like a pimp to me.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I never thought of it that way.

This happens to be excellent wine.

Yes, it's a German wine, a Moselle, a sweet German wine.

Yeah, yeah. You know, I think I've had it before. I've had Fritz bring it in.

Isn't he a generous guy?

Sure is.

He knows how to repay a favor.

Yeah, it's the land, isn't it?

Yeah, the Alien Land Purchase Act, or the Land Purchase Alien Act there.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Sounds like legislation.

I didn't know you were involved in that.

Sure, sure.

Nick and I worked the whole thing out.

Hey, look, that's how we get our backing, you know?

Right.

Sure, yeah, I got that.

You've come a long way in your career, Tommy. Yeah, well, you might say that I

have a certain understanding of the world, and Nick needs that.

Well, as a newswoman, I have an appreciation for the few men who can see

picture.

Yeah, yeah, well, thanks, but I've paid a lot of dues.

I believe it.

This is Elvira Lawrence.

Please leave your name and number.

and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

Eat my pussy, Tommy.

I don't do that.

Why not?

I'm Italian.

Delicious. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

That. That.

That's Italian.

Ooh, so good.

Suck on it.

Get stuck on it and use your tongue a little bit at the same time.

Harder. Harder.

Harder.

Suck harder.

Put your mouth all over my pussy.

Oh.

Tell you, Lisa.

Slow it, do it slow, do it slow.

Oh.

My determination will be to rid us once and for all of the smut and

the sexual degradation that offends decent women everywhere.

Stern graduated with honors from the University of Virginia's law school.

He was decorated for bravery in the Vietnam War. When he's not dancing with

debutantes, he's visiting nursing homes and reading to the blind.

Okay? Haven't you ever heard of the Alien Land Purchase Act?

No. Uh -uh.

Stern sponsored an amendment.

to it, which changes the registration requirements for foreign land ownership.

That's interesting, but it's not TV news. It also overrides any state

legislation that might try to limit foreign ownership of U .S. land.

Now, I've done some digging on this. Give it to the New York Times, please.

Give it to the Times.

That's great.

That's great.

Fritz von Hohenbaugh, kingmaker, is going to buy a senator.

Nick, what do you know about this Elvira Lawrence, Channel 6 News?

There's nothing to worry about, Fritz.

Oh? Yeah.

I don't know. Every time my name appears in the New York Times before, it's

always a problem.

I read the article.

It's nothing.

The press people will handle it, but it becomes a problem.

The press people, your publicists, your lobbyists, you pay them to keep your

name in the paper.

I pay mine to keep them out.

Fritz, you got nothing to worry about.

Nick, Nick, the woman's here.

Yeah? Yeah. What woman? The woman from Females Against Obscenity in the lobby.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, Priscilla has a lot.

Oh, my God. Fritz, now you've got something to worry about.

How's that draft coming up?

Legislation against obscenity. Um, yeah, legislation against obscenity.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Stern Act, right? The Stern Act. Great.

The Stern Act.

You promised to sponsor a tough national law, one that would break the balls off

of every sleazy man who degrades and dominates women.

Right on, Priscilla.

Right on.

Men try to control women because they secretly know that women are the

sex. But men should be punished by the women they try to dominate.

Oh, God.

to their balls, until they drain their juices dry.

Purcell, you're magnificent.

This is the true seat of power.

This is what motivates men, greed and ambition.

What do you think of Nicholas Stern?

Yeah, he's it, you know, he's it.

He's what? What's he got?

He's got clout, you know. He's got clout.

Unbutton my blouse.

Take my skirt off.

Take her skirt off.

Yes.

I'll take your skirt off.

You sure you don't do anal?

You get a lot of money.

You come into this office and you keep all this, eh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What do you think of Nicholas Stern?

Oh, he's it.

Come here.

To me? Yes.

Do you have your pot?

Ah, yes.

Do what he says.

Nicola.

You'll be spazzafin, huh?

Darling, why are you late?

Come and sit down.

Oh, these are the dumpty and the giddig of fucks up!

What, what, darling?

That cunt!

Who for it?

Avira Lawrence, Channel 6 News.

Oh, she's finding things out. She's speaking to people.

Finding what out?

By things like, by I.

would like to contribute so much money to one asshole politician?

I've been waiting up for you, Fritz.

Go in the bath.

What, Fritz?

I said, dear, I'm absolutely delighted that you are waiting up for me.

Rub your cunt. Rub your cunt.

Oh,

Fritzie,

you're so romantic.

So beautiful.

The language of love.

Endorse.

Just suck me.

Just suck my cock.

Just suck, suck.

Suck me. Just suck me.

Suck my cock and rub your pussy, eh? Make us both come together.

Nein.

Heute schluckst du meinen Samen.

Fett.

Please, Fritz.

Ja?

Okay.

Ja.

Ja.

Ich fick dir.

Ich fick dir, Liebling.

I see you in the moon.

politics makes a strange bad color.

Jody, Dick wants you to start editing the tapes of his speeches, okay?

We're going to send him to Washington and he's going to start an historical

archive there.

He wants what?

Listen, some of the greatest speeches in modern time were recorded in that box.

Bullshit.

Nick. And I say to you, my fellow Americans, now is the time to renew our

commitment. We'll turn America's porno zones into proud, meaningful

With your help...

Would you like me to blow you?

You come in my mouth?

Yeah, that'd be nice. Just be careful. Look at my suit all dirty.

Okay, come on.

Make it hard for me, okay?

Good.

Let me take you back to the office.

I'll fuck you in the ass, Tony.

I'm a little bit scared to try it, Nick.

Will it hurt?

It's absolute proof.

There's no way that he can deny that that's his voice.

Are you sure?

Yes.

This will nail him in the least.

Good.

I had to do it.

Yeah, yeah, well, you're stupid.

Because you ruined the best thing that's ever happened to me, to be somebody.

Where's the tape?

I gave it to the TV lady.

Which one?

Elvira Lawrence.

Well, I want you to give me just one reason why you fucked it up so good for

everybody, including yourself.

I don't care, Tommy.

He's a bad man, and so is that Fritz character.

He's hurting you, too.

Well, I don't understand just why you can see all of the facts right... No,

that's not what I'm saying. Look, what I'm telling you is I want the tapes, all

right? I'm going to get them from your boss or even your boss's boss, but I

the tapes. You're not. They're not at the studio.

I've got them.

If you had seen what he did to her in the Sternmobile, you would see that he

to be stopped.

No, you have no right to interfere with Nick's personal life.

I do when he's campaigning for women's votes while he fucks them up the ass.

Haven't you ever heard of consenting adults?

That's not the issue.

And neither is his personal sex life.

It's his rampant hypocrisy that is.

He's a liar and a phony.

Surely you can see that.

No, no, no. You see, Nick Stearns happens to be the best thing that's ever

happened to me.

No, Tommy, he's not.

And if you think he is, then, well, I feel really sorry for you, you know?

Yeah.

This is Elvira Lawrence.

Please leave your name and...

to get Congressman Nicholas Stern in, shall we say, a compromising position?

You mean you've got something else on him? Like that Alien Land Purchase Act?

That obscure piece of legislation?

Made page three of the New York Times.

He didn't make one hoot in hell.

He's still ahead in the polls.

One of Nicholas Stern's campaign workers contacted me to tell me all about

his...

But that information is yet forthcoming.

Hey, I don't know why you have to get this guy.

What he does in his private life may be immoral.

But it's not illegal.

That's a question.

It's a fact.

Hey, I'm going to take a shower.

Take one with me. Come on.

Hey, honey.

Avira, I have the 1040 train to catch, baby. Come on, please.

Right. Right.

All of a sudden...

Yeah. Barbara? Yeah?

Are you wearing anything? Are you protected?

No, I'm not protected from anything.

I'm sorry I had to rush out like this.

Fuck.

Better get out of those wet things, you know. Wipe the cum off your ass, you

know. Thanks. Shit.

Fuck.

Baby, look, I'll see you tomorrow, okay?

Sure.

Shit. You okay?

Everything's all right, huh?

That's it, Kim.

Okay.

See you tomorrow, all right?

Yes. Thank you.

Yeah, well, you see, babe, the problem is that I'm afraid you're going to meet

the same people on the way down as you do on the way up.

Mm -hmm.

So what I'd like from you is a little better support on my legislation now.

Yeah, I know you're going to jump on my bandwagon after I'm elected, but I need

you now, I really do. You understand?

I know you will.

Good.

I want you to say hello to that lovely wife of yours for me, okay?

Bye -bye. Take care.

What a jerk.

Honey, I'm going to have to go. I'm sorry. You're doing a good job.

Keep it up here.

Okay.

Tommy!

Tommy, I need you!

Son of a bitch.

Oh, he's going to win.

No,

stop.

Let's do it.

It feels really good.

I don't like that.

Come on.

No,

Nicky. I can't. It's wrong.

If it's no big thing, come on.

Mary Beth, I really love you. I really do, you know.

Mary.

Well, I'm going to finish law school and... I really love you. You know that

do.

You're sweet, but you're just wasting my time. You know when you're talking like

that.

What do you mean?

Nicky, you know I'm from Dallas.

And my family is the epitome of Dallas society.

I can only marry a man who's registered.

What's registered?

Registered. Society registered.

I have to think of my family.

I thought that you loved me. I thought you loved me.

Nicky Stern, if I loved you, I would have gone all the way.

As it is, I didn't even finish the thing.

Which proves my doubts, which means I don't love you.

My parents would be proud of me right now.

Sorry. It's tropey, isn't it?

Oh, sugar, don't be quiet.

Mary Beth, you're a first -class bitch, Mary Beth.

By Fritz von Hohenwald and his wife's fortune.

Channel 6 News will continue coverage of the congressman as his campaign van

approaches Carnegie Hall.

This is Elvira Lawrence.

Tommy, this is the big one, Carnegie Hall.

And I want you to take the stern mobile around the block. When you get back

here, I expect that the streets will be jammed, but if they're not... Go around

the block again.

Okay. Okay?

How do I look?

You look good, Nick. You look real good.

Good, good.

I'm counting on you, Tommy.

Yeah.

You're doing a good job.

Yeah.

Hello, Nicky.

Mary Beth, what are you doing here? I figured this is the one place you'd be,

and Fritz wouldn't.

We got up to go over to Carnegie Hall.

Had that big debate, you know.

Yes, I know all about it.

You look wonderful on TV.

Thank you.

You look good, too.

You always look good.

Do you know that you are the one thing in my life that I've always wanted?

And you always treated me like shit.

Let's... Forget about the past, okay?

And concentrate on the present.

Like where my campaign funds are going to.

So my husband is like playing around with little bimbos of yours.

Are you happy with Fritz? What a strange question.

You're content?

You should have married me.

What for?

So you'd have a respectable member of society suck you off?

Stand up.

Stand up.

Where's your skirt?

Higher. I want to see your cunt.

Do you want me to make it wet for you, too?

Yeah.

In a few minutes, Congressman Stern will be arriving to attend the election

press conference.

And there certainly seems to be a landslide victory awaiting the

the polls.