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Mama Fairy and the Woodcutter

Mama Fairy and the Woodcutter

He even ordered a spicy radish mixed rice to take home?

Professor Park, we were way out of your league.

In any case, if Professor Jeong finds out

that I paid for the department dinner

he will be so disappointed.

Professor?

Professor??

Professor Jeong Yi Hyeon

Professor Jeong Yi Hyeon

Kim Kim Yi (Kim Geum's nickname)

Mom. Mom!

Jeom Soon, what is this?

He was dying, so I brought him here.

Professor.

Professor?

Professor Jeong?

Jeom Soon...

I am sorry...

For making you grow up without a father...

Husband.

Episode 4

Was this a dream?

I drank too much last night.

I had a dream of being carried on a tiger's back.

The tiger farted.

Oh, it even smells, in a dream?

I, Jeong Yi Hyeon, the very incarnation of logic, possessing cold rationality.

Something is happening in front of my eyes that has no rational explanation.

Grandpa MacGyver always said,

"When something happens, think about it later."

Babeans Coffee

He left already?

Professor, Professor.

When did you get home?

Why?

Do you know how much I worried about you?

I came to the park, and you had disappeared leaving nothing but your jacket.

And you weren't home. Just where were you?

I don't know. But I got home safely.

I thought something bad had happened to you, or you had been abducted.

I spent all night looking for you everywhere. I was just at the police station.

Oh, I'm sorry. I think I slept in some random place.

You don't have your phone, and you gave me your wallet to hold, so you don't even have money...

Sorry, sorry. Go and get some sleep now.

You must not have gotten any sleep while looking for me.

If you drink and fall asleep outside, you could get hypothermia...

Oh, enough already. I am not a child.

I'm not saying that you are a child...

Oh.

Get some rest.

He acts like a parent sometimes.

What a relief.

Wow, these must be the new styles for the "outdoor look?"

Well, let me have a look, so continue to sleep well.

Whoa, he has so much.

Mokpo Station

Mokpo Station

Mokpo Bank

Mokpo Employment Agency

Mokpo Pharmacy

Are you kidding me now?

It's this way. To go to Seoul, we have to ride from here.

- It's not there? - No, it's not.

Park Shin Seon, you said you never rode on a train before in your life. Why try to take the lead, something you never do?

I rode the Pigeon Line so many times. Would I not know the way?

But this isn't the Pigeon Line.

But the train tracks are the same, aren't they?

It's an issue of going through a tunnel with either the KTX or the Pigeon Line.

Park Shin Seon, before you have suspicions,

please study and learn something.

What is this? The Seoul air...

Why are you up? It's still early morning. Sleep some more.

♬ Sleep well my baby ...

Oh, I have an appointment with Miss Fairy...

You are curious about so many things, aren't you?

Yes, the truth is that something wonderful did happen to me.

It's a secret, but

that person I told you I was waiting for,

he remembered our Jeom Soon in his dream.

I wish he will remember me soon, too.

Miss Fairy.

Teacher Geum.

I'm sorry, I'm so late, aren't I?

It's all right. I was talking to these kids and didn't notice the time pass.

You're wearing the clothes that I bought you.

Yes. I'm going on an outing

so I wanted to wear my new pretty clothes.

You did well.

I bought them for her to wear to sleep, but she wore them for an outing...

Maybe I should have bought her something nicer.

I packed some coffee and hard-boiled eggs.

Yes, hard-boiled eggs and coffee go together well.

When the yolk gets caught in your throat, a sip of coffee.

We have snacks. Shall we go to see the motion picture?

Oh, that was good.

Wow, thanks to Teacher Goo, I even get to see Mokpo.

If not for you, we would have went directly to Seoul.

How else would I experience the luxury of using twelve pigeons as a blanket while sleeping?

How else would I experience the feeling of the morning dew

soaking my pants, making me wonder if I peed myself?

Thanks to you, I have made so many memorable memories.

Now that we've eaten, let's take the KT and hurry to Seoul.

Oh, excuse me. I trust that you enjoyed your meal.

I cook and serve and do everything. It's difficult.

Three Yeonpo-tangs and small octopus mixed rice, wasn't it?

Please give me 66,000 won.

Come on, pay for our meal already.

Oh no.

What are you people doing?

Ahjumma, wash these dishes, and bring out the seaweed and sprouts that I've marinated.

And you ahjussies, what are you doing not putting the small octopus into the Yeonpo-tang?

Seriously!

I'm already upset, and now this is happening to me. Someone save me.

Aigoo, really.

You did it. Indeed, you are Fairy Oh.

Why do "se-bal" small octopus have so many legs? ("se-bal" sounds like "three legs.")

That one had eight legs. I think it had five more than it is supposed to.

Haven't you heard that genetic mutation is a problem lately?

Then did we just eat monster small octopus?

It's a monster whether it has more legs or less legs. Eating more is better than less.

Yes, you are correct.

Thanks to you, we are really living the good life.

If not for you, Teacher Goo, would we taste the true flavor of manual labor?

How else would we experience eating genetically mutated food?

Teacher Goo, thanks to you, we are enjoying such precious moments.

Teacher Goo, we are so grateful. Thank you!

Won't you get to work!

Where was that thing?

Miss Fairy, stay here for just a moment, please.

Run away. This is not the time to be sleeping. King Kong will come soon...

No, put her down now.

She is an innocent person.

Oh King Kong, King Kong...

King Kong...

Did those two really go to see a movie?

Goodbye.

Goodbye...

We should have watched a gentler movie, perhaps.

No.

But when King Kong fell from the tall building,

my heart hurt a lot.

I know. Let's watch a funnier movie next time.

Yes, let's do that.

Look at that.

Hey, don't stare too obviously.

She's wearing a flower in her hair. (a sign of insanity)

Hello.

Welcome.

Please give me that.

It's 4,500 won.

Is the son buying this as a gift to his mother?

Hold on please. Here.

Miss Fairy, please pin this on my hair.

Where did that grandma go?

Miss Fairy, I will go to the restroom for a moment.

You have to stay right here.

I'm so tired.

During the Fifth Republic, my father served as a minister.

He got shot at 6.25 (Korean War) he became a general and had three sons.

But because I was a daughter, he abused me and threw me out.

So I am someone who's been in the papers, like this.

Our country is a mess, and that is why the People's Volunteer Army keeps invading us. (Chinese army assisting North Korea)

But that doesn't mean we should meet Trump

and do FTA negotiations.

While Mao Zedong was suppressing Jang Gye Ui, he said,

"How can you wipe out the treasure completely?"

Give me the jade bok choy. (Once the possession of a Ching Dynasty consort).

Miss Fairy.

Damn, you know my oldest brother

was captured by the Viet Cong and lost one of his legs.

And that leg is still floating around

spurting red blood into the Ssong-Ba River.

Oppa Deok Gu...

Did you wait too long? I didn't poop, but the bathroom was far away.

Hello.

But who is this person?

Well, her father fought in the Korean War.

He was a general, and she is his only daughter among many sons.

Her oppa Deok Gu's limb was left behind

in Ssong-Ba River, she said.

He said he would marry me

and seduced me and took me behind the water wheel.

That bastard opened my mouth up

shoved lye into it

and threw me away at the Tae-Hwa river.

Oh, the Tae-Hwa river in Ulsan?

I went there last week. They had a garden expo there.

What are these people?

Have all three of us gone crazy?

She just left.

But I never got to talk about me.

Miss Fairy.

Let's go have coffee together.

Sounds good.

Miss Fairy, do you know this game?

It's a game in which you win if you speak about something that no one else has done before.

But the person who speaks of it must have done that thing.

For example, I have fallen into an old-fashioned outhouse toilet.

When I was young, I fell in while using the bathroom at a neighbor's home.

I thought I was really going to die.

That has never happened to you, right, Miss Fairy?

I have lived for 699 years.

During that time, I've fallen into an outhouse toilet about 20 times.

Jeom Soon still occasionally falls in.

How about we change this game? Let's find things we have in common.

If we happen to speak of something

and it's something that both you and I have in common

then we win. How about it?

That sounds good. Can I go first?

I sleep six hours per day.

I don't even sleep for 5 hours.

What shall I say?

Right. I eat three meals a day.

Miss Fairy, what to do? I don't usually eat breakfast lately.

Oh no, you must eat breakfast.

That is how you clear your head.

All right. It's my turn now, right?

I can understand the thoughts of animals.

The thoughts of animals?

Earlier, at the coffee truck at school

I overheard you speaking to the plants.

How did you come to have conversations with plants?

I don't really know.

It was something that I could do already when I was in the celestial world.

So I don't remember for sure.

How did you come to understand animals, Teacher Geum?

Well, I've never told anyone else about this

but, when I was young, I could sometimes hear the thoughts of the flying birds.

Kim Geum (age 9)

I am dying because I can't sleep, but this morning, I woke up at dawn

because my mom nagged me that the early bird gets the worm.

Oh, that makes me mad. Who is it, anyway?

Who is the one who told that to our moms?

I don't know. After she got back from Daechi Village Academy Presentation, she's always saying that.

Kim Geum (age 15)

Please let me get married.

Where is my bride?

Kim Geum (Age 21)

Have you seen any Honey Butter Cookie crumbs?

I heard that you can't buy that, even with a lot of money.

Oh, our path is blocked.

Oh, no, what should we do?

- Thank you, Human. - Thank you.

If I told anyone, they would say that I am having auditory hallucinations, or treat me as a crazy person.

So it became like a secret.

Indeed, this man is also a virtuous being.

He hasn't completed it, but he has properly practiced asceticism.

His ascetic energy will get strong.

It feels good to tell someone.

Why do you look at me that way?

So maybe she does think that I am crazy?

You are a very noble person.

It is dim, hidden by the fog of this murky world

but the virtuous man's virtuous character does not lose its light.

Gosh, no, why would I...

I make so many mistakes in the lab. And I am not popular with women.

Oh, maybe I shouldn't talk about such things.

In any case, even Jeom Soon says that I look poor.

But

I think that you are a special person, Miss Fairy.

There is no existence in this world that is not special.

Jeong Trash

Hello?

Don't you need to train for the triathlon today?

No, why?

Oh, really? Did you drink last night?

Department dinner.

Yeah? We had one last night, too.

My tummy hurts.

Me too. Want to come out and get rid of the hangover?

What are we eating?

Seolleongtang or haejangguk* ? (ox-bone hangover soup)

Haejangguk sounds good.

I really like this Janus-like image of you. (Janus, Roman god with two faces)

Having such different looks for weekdays and weekends, is that your personal philosophy?

Stop bothering me while I eat and shove your food down your throat already.

You sure do like this restaurant.

Why won't you eat the ox blood jelly at a Haejangguk restaurant, anyway?

It looks so firm, but breaks apart so easily. I really hate such weakness.

What are you talking about? Are you composing a poem?

You are so picky. I am deeply worried about who will ever marry you.

It won't be you for sure, so don't worry.

So hot.

You are somehow good at eating very hot food.

Yes, I'm quite manly.

How is eating hot food and being manly related in any way?

Of course.

There is Chore Boy in "Young Master's Secret Window Paper." Compared to him, I am not even a man.

That is an immortal masterpiece. Leave that alone.

And besides, I like the Young Master.

But doesn't Young Master like Chore Boy? His sexual orientation is pretty clear.

If you like that type, you will only ever be in one-sided love.

Whether I'm in one-sided love or not, you've never dated anyone, so what do you know about love?

But it's obvious. Young Master likes other men.

But you are a woman. Can a relationship ever be possible?

So if Young Master liked Eun Nyeon, does that make it more possible?

They are fictional characters.

Sometimes I really wonder how you became a professor with that brain of yours.

Why are we talking about brains here?

Besides, I am so smart that it's actually tiresome.

Even if I want to forget something, I cannot. My memory is so superior.

You don't know anything.

What is with Kim Geum? He's wearing a flower in his hair.

Geum? Professor?

No one is home.

Where did everyone go on Saturday?

The fridge is so empty.

And what sort of fridge has no shelves?

Two men living together, they really have no food, huh?

But the wide spaces are good for storing many sources (chill paste, bean paste and so on)

We always have Haejangguk whenever we eat together.

But thanks to you, my tummy feels better. Before, I was really...

I feel better, too.

In any case, Professor Lee ... Can I visit your lab on Monday?

I have a consultation. But before noon, I think I'll be okay.

Noon? I don't know if that will be enough time.

On second thought, I think I'll be free until 1 pm.

I was mistaken.

Okay, then I'll go there at noon.

I'll buy us some sandwiches.

Sure.

Professor, you came home?

What a shock.

Mother.

I had a wedding to attend nearby, so I brought by some side dishes.

I see. Kim Kim...

I meant, Geum is out right now.

I spoke to him on the phone.

I was a bit tired, so I was resting in Geum's room.

You can speak to me comfortably.

I'm comfortable.

Since I came to Seoul, I should speak proper Seoul language.

It is not uncomfortable at all.

All right.

Oh, is it my Geum?

Mother.

Did you have a tough time?

I saw someone earlier who really looks a lot like you wearing a flower in his hair.

Is this the one?

Yeah, it could have been.

Oh, and I watched a movie with Miss Fairy earlier.

They were screening classic movies

so we watched "King Kong", the 1933 version.

Obviously the special effects were a bit silly, but emotionally...

Are you a middle school girl? Wearing matching flower hair pins?

Huh?

That's funny, "middle school girl".

I guess your mother will spend the night here?

Yes, because it's late.

That's all right, isn't it, Professor?

Of course.

But tomorrow as well?

Oh no, I'm going nuts!

What is it now?

What is this?

- What is this smell? - Mother?

What is this?

What have you done to the fridge?

I spent a whole year growing and harvesting this precious food.

It's all become wasted and inedible.

Oh no...

Goodness.

This was my favorite suit.

Professor, why did you do that?

You are not old enough to become senile,

so why would you hang clothes in a fridge?

And made it warm in here as if for a new mother who's just given birth?

No, what the... ?

Mom, this is not a fridge, it's a closet.

It's a closet that freshens and irons clothes.

I'm sorry, I should have told you before.

What in the world?

This is a closet that irons clothes for you?

It turns out, we don't have many side dishes.

I was intending to make fast-fermented bean paste stew and stir-fry radish greens in perilla oil.

This really tastes great.

I will stay here for a few days to clean your closet.

What?

- You don't have to do that... - But I must.

Looks like some perilla oil and perilla seed powder has been spilled

so I don't feel good about leaving that.

You see, my nickname is Choi Responsibility.

I am a very good at taking responsibility.

Mom, I will help you.

If you are Choi Responsibility, I am Kim Helper.

We will be leaving now. Thanks for what you've done for us.

You've only spent two days here, but I am quite sad to see you go.

Please be safe and goodbye.

Do we have unfinished business?

Well, you see, um...

What?

So, about that, well...

Why do you have nothing to say about our wages?

What? Wages?

Two days ago, we worked to pay for our meal.

But our labor yesterday, where we worked until our legs blistered

that should be paid for with wages. Isn't that logical?

What are you saying now?

Do you know how many small octopus you three have eaten yesterday?

How dare you ask for wages!?!

You appeared to be very poor

so I fed you and gave you shelter. And you ask for wages?

Why act so high and mighty about those monster small octopus?

Monster small octopus?

Your "se-bal" small octopus has so many darn legs. If that is not a monster, what is?

I was going to report you to the police but decided not to. (used the old-fashioned word for police, "Soon-Sa")

Why not, do you ask?

I figured that you must be in quite desperate circumstances

to sell monster small octopus in order to eat and live.

"Soon-Sa?" Are we still under Japanese occupation?

And is that what "Se-Bal" means?

They are using "se" which means skinny. Because the small octopus has skinny legs!

Goodness, you are driving me mad!

Go.

Get out! (She's spreading salt)

If I ever see you guys again

I will pull your eyes out and suck all the octopus ink out of them!

You damned people! (Throwing salt is supposed to get rid of evil spirits.)

We don't have to go to "hot" neighborhoods to drink coffee anymore.

The coffee at school tastes the best.

But it really hurts to see that grandma call herself a fairy.

Isn't that what happens with dementia?

Your past memories become more vivid?

Maybe she liked the fable "The Fairy and the Woodcutter" when she was young.

Yeah, before my grandma passed away, for several months she said that she was the Princess from Buyeo.

Let's not talk about sad things while we drink delicious coffee.

Welcome, what would you like?

One "Cham-Ah" and "Sa-Noon," please.

What is all that?

They are "Sparrow's Breakfast" and "Deer's Tears," but shortened.

Your coffee is so popular these days, so our friends made abbreviations for them.

Oh, you baby students, you lead such fun lives.

Then have you had "An-Gong?"

When you're studying hard, An-Gong is the best.

An-Gong?

Ah, you mean, "You Can't Do That, Princess?" We will try it today.

We don't intend to study hard, though.

Why are there so many customers?

- Look, it's Professor Jeong Yi Hyeon. - Where?

At 2 o' clock.

What a surprise!

Hello, Professor.

What are you doing here?

How did you know about this place?

Isn't there another coffee shop closer to your lab?

But it tastes so good here, right?

Professor, please buy us a cup of coffee?

But I have...

Thank you. Bye.

Please give us two cups of coffee.

Professor, I have a friend.

Three cups of "You Can't Do That, Princess," please.

Are you feeling all right?

Huh?

Well, yes, I'm fine.

What a relief. I was worried.

"Subconscious Folder"

Mt. Gyeryong Café.avi Café name is fairy.avi Cringy coffee names.avi Cat's staring at me.avi Pigeon's glaring at me.avi Grandma bathing at waterfall.avi etc.

On the Tiger's Back.mv

Then that day...

I was really at that tiger's house.. ?

- So, on that day... - Grandma,

our friends said that you said you were a fairy.

Is that true?

I am... a fairy...

What.

Please see me for a moment.

Why did you ask to see me suddenly?

From now on, I wish that you will not tell people that you are a fairy.

Why not?

When people hear such things,

they whisper that you are a grandma going senile.

But I say that I am a fairy, because I am one.

If people whisper, why does it matter?

In any case, please promise that you won't do that.

So you do not believe that I am a fairy?

Grandma, please take our coffee orders.

All right.

I will do what my husband says.

Husband?

Me? Why?

Fairy Grandmother, has something happened?

No, nothing happened.

And

I am not a fairy.

It was just a joke. A joke.

Oh, I see.

- I thought you were really a fairy. - Really.

Purple Cloud Fairy

Purple Cloud Fairy has left the world, just now.

The god that Purple Cloud Fairy was serving was forgotten by the people, so she has become extinct.

The gods, celestial beings, and fairies will continue to be forgotten by the people in the future.

And among us, one of us may become the last fairy who remains in the world.

Goohanmal (the end of the Joseon Era)

Greedy Wolf Star.

Teacher Goo.

Are you worried?

Your expression just isn't good.

I don't know.

Somehow I get sad thoughts.

Though it's only a given that we will be forgotten some day,

after living in the human world, I am getting various attachments.

Isn't it strange?

Maybe I stayed here too long.

So their emotions are assimilated into me.

It's alright.

Just because you're a celestial being, it doesn't mean you have no feelings.

Feelings are ephemeral.

The reason is that they flow like a river.

Like the blowing wind and the rainwater that wets the eave.

Like a strong storm.

Also, my feelings for him.

"The axe of the storm"?

Sounds good? It would be a good title for my next work.

What are you doing?

Ah, you scared me.

You're writing a story? A novel?

Come on, Owner. I'm finally writing after a long break.

You ruined my flow. How can you do that?

I'm sorry. I was just wondering where all of that chocolate went.

I came to ask if you knew.

A divine being that I know from Belgium bought this for me.

I liked it so much that I was saving it and I couldn't eat it.

But there's someone or some beast that secretly ate it all .

If they get caught, I don't plan on leaving them alone.

Boss, that—

There's alcohol in these. Don't you become a tiger when you drink alcohol?

According to my informant, on Friday night,

they said they saw a tiger roaming around.

Are you saying that's me?

According to my informant, the tiger was carrying someone on its back.

Oh yeah! On Friday night, that person came.

- Where? Here? - Yes.

I'm the one that personally brought him over, but my mom says that he recognized me.

Really?

If I eat a lot of meat, I transform into a tiger.

Do you think being a tiger would help him get his memory back?

Is that why you took the eight chicken coupons that I hung on the tree?

Huh?

Whether you are motivated by filial love or simple gluttony,

you'll end up in the zoo if you become a tiger. So, just live as a human.

Also, until Professor Jeong Yi Hyeon finds his own memory,

don't forcefully interfere.

It's a law that can never be broken by celestial beings.

Yes, ma'am.

If you understood, hurry and give the coupons back to me.

Huh?

Why are you so sad when they're not even yours?

Delivery chicken

How can such bizarre curses come out of a human's mouth?

In all my life, I've never met someone who said they would squeeze ink out of the black in someone's eye.

It's because they're always coming into contact with the octopus ink,

she sees the entire world as inky black.

In any case, what do we do now?

Our legs still work, so let's just walk straight this way.

To where? To Fairy Seon?

I wonder if fairy Seon is suffering as much as we are.

We've just dealt with this for a few days,

and we have lost all our energy and our hearts are trembling.

But Fairy Seon has Jeom Soon and Jeom Dol with her, too.

I hope that she is not being mistreated somewhere.

Now that you say... Is there some of Jeom Soon Yi's jerky left over?

Since I've tasted octopus for the past few days, I've been craving meat.

How many boxes of underwear did you pack for your bag to become so big?

I have to pack something to eat, too.

Anyway, this is none of my business,

so you carry this on your head or back or whatever.

Just don't expect me to help you carry this. Not even for a moment.

Aigoo, you complained about my luggage bag all this time.

But now that your mouth is hungry, you dare to mention my beef jerky?

Did you leave your conscience stuck on the octopus tentacles?!

When do we die? When?!

Huh? How can you say such appalling things?

I...

I got you all into this mess and don't even have the money for train tickets.

Even at a moment like this, I'm thinking about beef jerky. So obviously I have no pride left.

But since I brought it up, I really better just die today.

Can we even die when we want to?

At least let's first take care of our hunger.

I don't really need to eat...

Yes?

Professor, it's me.

You're here? It's not "camera on" today?

You didn't like it.

I didn't?

Please, have some.

- What's this? - It's lunch time.

Do I look like I only eat salad?

You're obviously watching your figure, aren't you?

You know how to make someone feel good.

You're not upset because I couldn't remember you the other day, are you?

Honestly, your name is unique—

I've matured a lot.

Back then, I was a child.

How about now? You're not a child?

Think however you want.

How about now? Are you okay?

I didn't come for counseling.

And this isn't your medical office, either.

Yes, you're right. Sorry.

I'm fine. I'm so normal these days that it's boring.

Then what should we start with today?

First, let's eat together.

Professor Lee!

Oh, Professor Jeong.

Are you busy, Professor Lee?

Oh no, I completely forgot I had a lunch appointment today.

Come in, come in. Should we eat together?

Ah, no. I can just come back later.

I'm so sorry.

Eom Gyeong Sool! Take this with you.

I'll see you later.

Who is that punk?

Someone who requires special handling like you.

Do you have coffee?

Stop drinking so much coffee. There's a drink right here.

I should've bought some.

Even my mother doesn't order me around...

How hard is it to place one capsule in it?

But what's the matter?

Nothing is really the matter, but I've been feeling strange these days.

You said you've been sleeping well. Your skin looks better than mine, too.

I've been sleeping better than before,

but I keep feeling like a part of me is in another location.

My life is in this place, this time,

so... even in this time and space that I'm aware of,

it feels like I'm disappearing.

Like parallel theory? It's so common in movies and dramas that it's boring.

Can you listen with some affection?

Alright, I got it.

Anyway, it feels like I am being divided.

But the other part, I would have no idea where it is,

then all of a sudden, in a strange moment, all these images would appear.

Can you give me an example?

I was riding a tiger and going to a certain location,

and that barista woman is looking at me and crying.

So that basement of subconscious thoughts that you told me about before.

Is it related to that?

Maybe I went into that basement.

It's not in real life?

I'm not sure about that. At first, it seemed like a dream.

But now, it seems like it happened in real life.

Whatever happened,

if you aren't able to distinguish it, you are in danger.

Up until a while now, I was sure about my experiences.

Those experiences were very difficult to occur in reality, that's the only reason why I rejected them.

But now, how can I explain? It feels like something new is happening.

For now, come to my lab every day.

I don't think that your mental state is ordinary.

But, that girl, the fairy, right?

She called me "husband".

Husband.

Sh... This... shoe! (She had started saying the "sh..." word, corresponding to f***)

Wh-Why?

No, my shoe...

maybe they're a bit small but my heel keeps getting scratched up.

That grandma, seriously... I was going to let you slide.

Babeans Coffee

Jeom Soon, you're going out again?

I have to upload my novel. There's no wi-fi here so I'm going to that building over there.

Go on then. Don't come home too late.

Ok, see you soon!

She's definitely a grandma, so it's not like I can go jump her.

Oh, I just can't live expressing my nasty temper.

I saved it last time, why the heck is it asking me again?

Ah, so annoying...

You can't get on the internet?

What the ...

You can just turn on the program, type in your school ID number and password.

- You're not a student. - What, um ...

But why are you using casual speech with me?

Huh? Just because you look young.

Sorry.

And I am a student.

I'm Entrance Year '16, Eom Kyeong Sool.

Me?

I'm '17.

Entrance Tiger '17. (Tiger and year sound similar)

I told you my name though.

I'm ... well ... so it's Jeong Soon.

What!

Not Soon! Does that make sense?

It's, Seong Soo. Seon Jeong Soo.

Jeong Soo. Pretty name.

But what is it? Are you from abroad?

Huh?

You're a year junior than me but you just speak informally to me.

What, I'm not senior but junior?

But my number is bigger.

You're really from abroad? Where siblings call each other by their names? (instead of older or younger brother/sister).

Where? The U.S?

Where? Huh?

Find Genghis Khan's Breath. Mongolia.

Mongolia.

- Mongolia. - Wow.

Hey, you're completely unique.

But using informal speech with me is too much. Oppa here is getting mad hearing it.

Why should I keep talking with you, Oppa?

Oppa?

You're really interesting. I like you.

Hey, do you want to join our club? Documentary club.

I don't want to. I'm not interested.

Oh, but weren't you going to upload your writing online earlier?

♫ How about an unsweetened one? ♫

I'm sorry. But I didn't read what you wrote. I only saw you writing.

♫ Your smile always is like a break ♫

We need a writer too.

A writer?

♫ What are you doing? ♫

This is the beer bar I work part-time in the evenings. If you're interested, come.

If you come, I'll take it as you accepting the role of writer for our club.

♫ How about coffee without sugar in it? ♫

♫ Indeed everytime brief but sweet ♫

♫ Your smile always is like a break ♫

♫ That warm coffee aroma again ♫

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Do you know when you weigh the most?

That's of course after you've stuffed yourself and you're constipated.

When you grow up in maturity(cheol).

He said when you're holding iron! Holding iron! (wordplay on "cheol" which means "iron" and also "mature")

How we're walking on top of iron here.

That's some super suitable joke there!

But isn't something rattling?

Huh?

So it turns out, Master Goo's legs

are as thinly stretched out as octopus legs, so they're shaking.

Wait.

It seems like someone's knocking.

And very strongly.

Who is that though?

Run.

Run.

What are you doing? Hurry and come.

Come!

Hurry and run. It's too late for me already.

Stop that lame talk and let's hurry and run!

Thank you for everything all this time.

For all the hardship you suffered because of me.

Shut that mouthtrap. You've got that bean, right?

That bean you brought from the celestial sphere. Three beans.

You keep then in your pocket all the time rubbing and obsessing over them.

You blabbered about how just one bean can take you to heaven.

But I couldn't use them because I don't know which.

Just throw it.

Just grab one of them and throw it! Want me to throw?

It's fine. Throw it.

Gwi (= return)

The young master in the detached house,

knew Eon Nyeon liked the chore boy.

At times, Eon Nyeon would

pack an extra spoonful in the chore boy's food.

Is there no one who would give me an extra spoonful?

I'm so hungry.

Oppa?

If you're interested, come.

If you come, I'll take it as you accepting the role of writer for our club.

He's not a sausage, so why am I thinking of him all of a sudden?

I've got mail?

Hello, Author Jeom Soon the Tiger.

I am Agent Lee Banya from Wild Animal Publisher.

I'm writing to you about ... Publisher?

Mom! Mom!

Miss Fairy of the detached house.

You know what? A publisher ...

Jeom Soon.

Mom. Are you sick?

Mom, you're feverish.

Mom, is it by chance, five-law pain?

Did you break a celestial law?

Mom, wait just a second. I'll get someone.

Okay?

Kim Kim, can you move these boxes to the research room?

Yes.

Just the two, right?

Kim Kim, where's the brown glass bottle with Dimethylcaine?

I know where it is. I'll bring it to you.

Jeom Soon, what are you doing here?

Jeom Soon, what's wrong?

Miss Fairy.

Miss Fairy, your fever.

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When celestial beings break a heavenly law, they contract the five-law pain.

Are you looking for Barista Seon Ok Nam?

Me? Why would I?

Ahjussi, can you pretend to be the author and go in my place?

Erotic novel?

Did you really have to?

By chance, did we ever bathe together?

How nice for you.

That you got to marry such a nice and hot hot-rock man.

I think I've started to sincerely like Miss Fairy.

Is his memory returning?

♫ Because of me ♫

Is it really something I've experienced?

♫ In the end we are ♫

Yiwon University Hot Star: Barista Seon Ok Nam. Meet her fine weave charms.

The coffee place by the library.

Have you seen the new barista grandma there?

The barista is a grandma?

She really is and she's totally unique.

She's got her hair in a knot and she's got a round flower pinned here. It's really funny.

Those punks.

Welcome.

Grandma, the menu is totally fine.

Do you mean fine weave?

Thanks, friendly students.

She said fine weave.

What does fine weave mean?

Doesn't it mean, it's not shabby and it's skillful?

You students are using it without knowing it?

We meant the menu is so whiz.

Did you wet something? Come in and I'll help you dry.

Grandma, you're really truly amazingly funny.

You baby students are so positive and friendly.

I'll give you a double serving of coffee so just wait now.

I've had coffee training for 500 years at Mount Gyeryong (Mount Chicken Crest Dragon).

Grandma, you're so funny. You're totally cute.

It's true. Your coffee and your humor are totally fine weave.