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Uchuuu: kissing sound

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Haa Haa: heavy breathing, usually sexually excited

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Sound of hand crushing/spraining

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A~: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Jin: sensation of pain

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Doki: pound

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Puu: sound of filling up with air

TL-Note: The word for tongue and under (shita) are pronounced the same way, which is why Ako sticks out her tongue when Riko is talking about "under her leg"

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Stab

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Biku: small twitch

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Bath

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Big problem

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Chuuu: kissing sound

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Doki doki: pounding

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Pechi pechi pechi: weak slap sounds

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Go go go-: sound of something soaring up high

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Ga: slam

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Pechi pechi pechi: weak slap sounds

Chuou General Hospital

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Ge!: Oops/O shi-

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This is Suminoe Ako.

This is Suminoe Riko.

Now then, on next episode of the anime Kiss x sis...

Around December, as entrance exams approach, Kei-chan's face becomes darker and darker.

OAV Kiss x Sis Ep. 2 is scheduled to come out along manga volume 5, which is scheduled to come out on sale on November 20th 2009.

Things can't go on like this, so Ako and I came up with a marvellous plan, but...

Now then, just what is this marvellous plan?

Oh, I feel ecstasy just by thinking about it...

R-Riko...

Don't get excited in a wrong way!

The next scheduled release will be autumn, later this year.

It will come together with Kiss x Sis volume 5 limited edition.

As always, since it's absolutely pre-order only,

please don't forget to make reservations!

Captured!

Kei-chan~

Huh?

That's amazing!

Let me see!

Keita, the parent octopus will be mad.

Oh no~!

See?

No~!

Stop it please~

Though you're just an octopus...

Ako-nee, Riko-nee!

Not in there!

Not in front of Keita...

No~!

You're killing me, Ako-neechan!

Good morning Kei-chan.

I keep telling you to not wake me up like that.

Every single morning like that...

Oh come on, we're brother and sister, so it's fine.

Even if we are sister and brother...

Well, it's not like we are related by blood so...

Look! The weather's really nice.

Listen to people when they're talking to you!

It's just a morning kiss.

It's like a greeting for Westerners, right?

Chu~

We're in Japan!

What part of that was a greeting - slipping your tongue into me like that?!

You have to wake up early from today onward, since you have morning supplementary classes, right?

You better hurry up or you'll be late.

Oh, good morning.

This is not the occasion for a good morning greeting.

What are you doing, Riko?

Sleeping with him.

I'm not asking about that!

No, well, I came to wake Keita up too, but...

Well... as I was watching Keita's seemingly happy, sleeping face,

I couldn't help myself from slipping in and taking a second nap.

Do it in your own bed!

Oh come on, it feels good here!

Ahh... I'm being sucked in.

No sleeping!

Oh, I almost forgot...

A sweet dreams kiss.

Riko~!

He's our HONEY BOY, our SHY BOY and we'll split our love for him evenly

futari no Honey-Boy Shy-Boy aijou hanbunko

Always under the same roof

onaji yane no shita de itsumo

You've gotten taller, haven't you?

se mo takaku natta yo ne

That's normal, I'm happy for you

seichou ga ureshii yo

as your sister

oneechan wa

I want to depend on you

kore kara wa amaetai

You can't cheat to get ahead

nukegake wa shicha dame dakara

I love my brother so very much

otouto ni koi shichatte imasu

(really in love)

HONKI de LOVE

(and that's fine)

iijan

I want his smile to be mine alone

sono egao o hitorijime shitaku naru no

Let me kiss you good morning, I'll smooch your sleeping face

ohayou no KISU sasete negao ni muchuu MU CHU CHU

Always under the same roof

onaji yane no shita de itsumo

He's our HONEY BOY, our SHY BOY and we'll split our love for him evenly

futari no Honey-Boy Shy-Boy aijou hanbunko

Let me watch over your future

kimi no mirai mimamorasete

Will you really be all right with just a Yoghurt Drink?

You won't make it until lunch.

It'll do. I'll go buy bread or something at the school shop.

But...

Oh no, it's already this late!

Oh, hey Keita, what about breakfast?

I don't have the time to eat.

I'm sorry.

Oh it's fine.

If only you had been able to wake up a little earlier.

Even though I was beside him... It's my fault.

You just had a fight with Riko again, didn't you?

It's only skinship.

Oh yeah, I heard.

You both crashed into middle school and confessed your love?

How do you know that?!

It's the current rumour going around the neighbourhood.

I didn't know about it at all!

So how did you confess?

How? Well, umm...

You don't need to explain!

Kei-chan, you are my brother, but I love you!

I love my brother Keita, too!

So Kei-chan...

Oh come on, I'm your mother. I want to know!

So which one is it, Ako or Riko?

Oh, I'm interested in that too!

We are brother and sisters you know?

What's the problem with that?

You're children of former marriages.

If you're not blood related, then you're nothing but a man and a woman.

That kind of love is accepted quite well.

Don't mind it and hit it hard!

However,

that doesn't include Mommy.

Oh Mommy...

Oh my, dear...

Oh Mommy...

Oh my, dear...

You have to decide quickly, because my neighbours are getting anxious.

Making something like that official is even more concerning!

Huh, what are you saying?

I've got a bet going with the neighbourhood housewives on whether you pick Riko or Ako.

By the way, the highest odds are for not choosing either one and ending up with Daddy.

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bidden

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bidden

bidden

bidden

bidden

bidden

bidden

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Don't play with your own child!

Kurata-san, who lives across the street, was really excited to find out that there was finally some action.

Oh, and Oomura-san, three houses down,

calls me every day to ask how it's turned out.

Geez. I'm leaving!

Oh hey.

Wait, Kei-chan.

What is it?!

You forgot something.

Give us an "I'll be going" kiss.

Geez!

My, my.

He got mad.

Keita,

Why are you absolutely exhausted this early in the morning?

You were asleep almost the entire classes.

Leave me alone.

Were you up all night studying?

No my sisters were...

What?!

You lost sleep over your sisters?!

And looking at you and how exhausted you are,

it's like both your spirit and cum tank are empty.

Be honest!

What were you doing all night with your sisters?!

Oh God...

The lovely student council president gives you play service like 'I'll do anything you ask'!

No, the brave Morals Committee head gives you the 'Do whatever I say' kind of play service!

Don't get any wrong ideas!

But it's a normal, healthy reaction for a male right?

What part of that was healthy?

Be honest.

You've thought about it too, haven't you?

Wha...

Living under the same roof with two beautiful sisters...

where you get no punishment after stepping into an immoral relationship.

Of course you would get sexually excited if they propositioned you, right?

It's absolutely normal to be that way.

So then, put your hands on your heart and think to yourself...

Kei-chan,

I'll do anything you like today.

Whatever erotic thing you want to do is fine.

Keita, a brother must listen to whatever his sister says.

You will do as I wish.

I won't let you sleep until the morning!

No! No! No! Wrong offer declined!

I'm declining what I just imagined!

I don't feel the least little bit like that!

No I don't!

Of course I don't!

So you were feeling like that...

Noooo~!

I'm home.

Welcome back!

Why are you two in my room?

Well you see, if we try to come in after you're already home...

Let me in!

I'll be quiet!

Why should I?

You can read your books in your own rooms.

I want to read it in your room.

No, no. You will interfere with my studies.

Oh come on, meanie.

But if we're already inside...

Get out.

Oh, just let us stay.

We'll be quiet.

All right. It can't be helped.

Just don't interfere with my studies, okay?

Yes, sir!

And that's how it is.

I see. Well, you're probably right.

See?

Flawless plan.

But that's not the main issue.

I'd like to know why you have to come into my room.

Oh...

Well you don't play with me much any more.

It can't be helped since I'm a senior, preparing for entrance exams.

Even seniors preparing for entrance exams have to do essential things.

Even though you have this ultra rare treat called...

...'a lovely sister not related by blood' dangling in front of you,

I don't intend to push too hard but,

I feel that, especially at busy times, we should treat the time we have together preciously.

Why? I don't have the slightest clue what you are talking about, now.

To be blunt, let's do it.

I will not.

Geez, Riko, you twisted the conversation around too much.

Don't you want to do it, too?

I didn't really say that, but...

You do, right?

Of course... Hey! That's not the point!

Suppressing it is bad, I think.

I am not suppressing sexual desires!

Not you... Keita is suppressing his.

I don't care any more! Just let me study quietly for my entrance exams!

Okay. I understand.

You two can stay here, but, in return, absolutely no talking!

Kei-chan your hand!

What happened?

Oh this...

I just sprained it a bit.

Are you all right?

I had them look at it in the nurse's office.

They told me it should heal within a few days if I rest it and keep it wrapped up.

I see...

But, how did it happen?

I just happend to punch my desk...

Your desk? Why?

What does it matter?

There's no way I can tell them...

...that it was to get that bad imagination I had of my sisters out of my head.

Huh?

What are you doing?

I tried to send in some telepathy.

Telepathy?

I'm not a doctor, and I don't understand about Qigong either,

so I just wished for your sprain to get well soon.

Thank you...

I'll do something, too!

What are you doing, Ako!

Oh? Yes...

I poured in some liquid extracts of love

It's also called saliva-

That's not what I'm talking about... Under you...

Eh? My tongue?

No under your foot I mean!

I'm sorry.

Why me, too?

That just added a couple of more days to the healing time.

What a sinful woman.

Kei-chan, if you you need anything, please tell me.

I will help you with anything.

Keita, me too.

There is nothing-

I should be more than able to manage with just one arm.

ORZ

ORZ

ORZ

ORZ

Oh then I will be going off to take a bath.

ORZ

ORZ

ORZ

ORZ

ORZ

ORZ

ORZ

I want to become a sister who's a little more calm.

You're right.

Bath?

I did say one arm would be enough but...

Ouch...

It seems impossible.

How do I wash myself?

I can't have my sisters wash me...

Come to think of it, I don't feel bad about being kissed by my sisters these days.

Rather...

Wait a second, me!

Not feeling bad is a big problem!

Ever since they confessed their love,

I sometimes see them as girls, now!

Isn't that really serious?

No it's undoubtfully serious.

At this rate I'll be...

No! Stop thinking about it!

They're my sisters!

What am I imagining?

Since it hurts, I should hurry up and wash myself and get out.

Whoa?!

Oh no! I'm too late!

Kei-chan?

Ako?

W-Why are you naked?

Because I'm going to take a bath.

Even so, being naked is...

Forget about me, what's with you?

What?

It's well thought out,

but I think that school swimsuits are items for younger sisters.

What do you mean?

Don't worry about it.

Anyway, Riko, though you seem to care about decency,

isn't what you're doing considered to be embarrassing?

Not really.

We're brother and sister, after all.

We've already come of age, so you should be more considerate.

Haa~

I seem to be the only one who's mad.

Isn't that sigh coming from your school swimsuit?

It's unnatural to be wearing a swimsuit in the bath in the first place.

You might want to sport a bit of common sense-

You should sport something!

I think this might be even more suggestive...

It's fine as long as as nothing's revealed!

A peek.

Don't lift it up!

It seems this does get Keita excited in a way.

Is this the so-called 'clothed-porn'?

What do you mean?

I don't care about that; just get out quickly!

See, he's angry now.

Is it my fault?

What's with you two sisters?

Well I thought you might not be able to wash yourself well with your hand, now.

I came to wash you.

Don't fool around!

Get outside now, you two!

It's our game if we get inside the bath.

Now, just be cared for obediently.

Two cute girls giving you special service in the bath.

Aren't you happy, Keita?

Why does it sound lewd when you say it?

Does it?

I did self-censor my self by avoiding terms like 'threesome'

What is that?

You don't know?

One sits on his groin and the other sits on his face and...

you both move your bottoms like this...

Damn, they have absolutely no intention of leaving.

Oh, no. At this rate...

I'll never get the chance to get out!

I mustn't get aroused by my sisters!

That is just...

And so now...

I am leaving, immediately!

Oh!

Wait a seco-

Keita-!

Ouch...

I hit my nose.

What?

Oh no!

Hey...

Oh, there!

Oh no!

I'm sorry Keichan!

I thought I was going to die!

Damn my hand...

Did I sprain it again?

Ouch...

Oh what's the matter, Ako, Keita?

No!

So she does find this embarrassing, at last.

I need to pull my arm out.

Oh no... your finger is...

No! It's rubbing...

K-Keichan?

T-Turtle?

Red sea turtle?

Blue sea turtle?

Yellow sea turtle?

Ako, don't lose yourself!

Oh...

Kei-chan?

Kei-chan!

Be strong Keita!

All right, there's no other choice now but for me to...!

Hey, before you do that, put something on, first!

Idiot! Don't lean across his face dressed like that!

You're showing him everything!

He should wake up because of something like this, though!

Oh it's morning.

Ouch!

Ouch...

Huh?

How did I end up in my own room?

Huh?

Oh?

A letter?

Dear Kei-chan, I'm sorry.

Dear Kei-chan, I'm sorry.

Dear Kei-chan, I'm sorry.

Dear Kei-chan, I'm sorry.

Dear Kei-chan, I'm sorry.

Dear Kei-chan, I'm sorry.

From Ako-neechan?

Dear Kei-chan, I'm sorry.

Because of self-hate, I can't face you in person so I will leave this letter.

I won't make excuses,

but please understand, just a little, the feeling of wanting to do something for someone you love.

And please don't forget the feeling of wanting to act coquetish towards your sisters.

- Ako.

Geez, treating me like a man, then treating me like a little brother...

...you're so selfish.

Well I can just pretend that stuff never happened and...

Oh well, it can't be helped.

Why not have them take care of me a little bit.

Huh?

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Another sheet of paper?

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

Ako

I washed your pants without being discovered by Ako.

having wet dreams... I think I'm probably to blame for that, so...

But this must mean we're the most compatible with each other.

I don't need that kind of care!

Rather, I came to Riko-neechan?

I'm the worst.

I have to get better quickly, even if it's just a day earlier.

Or else like this my sisters will...

Huh?

Why are you here?

Since it's you, I thought you'd visit the hospital after school.

I did tell Ako that it would be enough if I were the only one accompanying you, but...

I don't need anyone accompanying me.

Geez...

Oh, wait, Kei-chan.

We'll just accompany you.

Okay?

Since it'll be a problem if your hand doesn't heal quickly, right?

You won't be able to concentrate on your studies.

You won't be able to wank, either.

If there's anything we can do, we want to help even if it's the very least.

I'll do anything.

So please let us take care.

Consider my right hand as yours.

I'm going home!

Wait!

Ouch!

I'm sorry...

Kei-chan!

Keita!

Give me a break Ako-neechan, Riko-neechan...

I'm not going to be in any sort of shape for my entrance exams...

Please don’t cease that twinkling

togirenaide sono kirameki

Be there always, until the day we can meet again somewhere…

mata doko ka de aeru hi made zutto

STAR LIGHT twinkles more than it did yesterday

STAR LIGHT kirameku kinou yori motto

SHINE MY HEART, until I see you again

SHINE MY HEART kimi to mata deau made

While being blown back and forth by the wind

yurari kaze ni fukare nagara

I searched for you today, too

kyou mo kimi o sagashita

When I feel hurt, I’ll make my heart

setsunai toki kokoro ni yume

full of dreams and start walking

fukura masete arukidasu no

Embracing my precious memories, I’ll step forward

taisetsu na omoide o dakishimete fumidasou

Embracing

taisetsu na

Precious memories

dakishimete

While I look up at your constellation

kimi no seiza miage nagara

I think of that smile of yours

ano egao o ukabeteru yo

Please don’t cease that twinkling

togirenaide sono kirameki

Be there always, until the day we can meet again somewhere

mata doko ka de aeru hi made zutto

SHINE MY HEART, until I see you again

SHINE MY HEART kimi to mata deau made wa

It looks like you have a fracture.

It'll take 3 weeks for it to completely heal.

I-It got even longer?!

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