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Okay, we need
some new ideas, Gang.
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And fast.
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I've got an awesome idea.
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You.
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Me.
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Brainstorming ideas.
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This weekend.
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Okay yeah...
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Except instead of you and me,
let's make it the four of us.
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And instead of this weekend,
let's make it right now.
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That's a weird date.
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It's not a date.
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That's the point.
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Man...
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what do I have to
make Jenny horny for me?
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Take drastic measures..
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Like brainwash her?
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I was thinking
an ultimatum.
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Come on,
guys, think.
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If we're gonna have
these gang meetings,
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it's be nice if the whole gang
spoke up, Charlotte?
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Just happy to be here.
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♪
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(screaming)
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♪ Now to find out ♪
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♪ What the hell's going on! ♪
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♪
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♪ Oh my God
Charlotte is me ♪
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♪ And I'm the
Phantom of Crowley ♪
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♪ No time to be meek
and mild Hannah ♪
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♪ Can't let that bitch
peel my man's banana ♪
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♪
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♪ I may not have her
in real life ♪
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♪ But in my fantasies she's
my heavy metal wife ♪
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♪ I'm gonna pretend These
hands are feminine ♪
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♪ And they belong
to J-J-J-Jenny! ♪
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♪
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♪ No time to theorize
or postulate ♪
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♪ I need your help
before you masturbate ♪
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♪ Curtis is about
to fornicate ♪
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♪ With a girl who's
evil incarnate ♪
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♪
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♪ Stay away don't
touch my schlong! ♪
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♪ I need your help
now come along ♪
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♪ And by the way
I have to say ♪
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♪ I have no interest
in your schlong ♪
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♪ Phantom be gone! ♪
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♪
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♪ Welcome to the horror
of my mind ♪
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♪ There's so much darkness
I wish I was blind ♪
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♪ When I close
my tired peepers ♪
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♪ I get them old
jeepers creepers ♪
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♪ And I go back in time... ♪
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♪ Time... ♪
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♪ Tiiiiiiiime... ♪
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♪ I'm back
in the forest again ♪
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♪ Lost and scared
without a friend ♪
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♪ In the place where
I was abused ♪
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♪ And became
sexually confused ♪
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♪
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♪ Wolf rape,
wolf rape, wolf rape ♪
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♪ Far from being
an ideal date ♪
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♪ Wolf rape,
wolf rape, wolf rape ♪
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♪ Not at all
a perfect mate ♪
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♪
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♪ See the creature
in the moonlight ♪
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♪ My sexy lean body
wets its appetite ♪
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♪ I can feel its breath
breathing on my back ♪
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♪ I'm so scared I just
shit my pants! ♪
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♪
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♪ I hate you Dad! ♪
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Dudes, I'm still
so totally bummed.
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Little dude still
isn't the Pure Evil One.
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Maybe we should
pack it in?
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You think the
loser's still a virgin?
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If he is...
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you know what
that means.
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(Snapping fingers)
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♪ Metal dude,
metal dude, metal dude wop ♪
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♪ Metal dude,
metal dude, metal dude wop ♪
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♪ I think we found the key ♪
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♪ It's his virginity ♪
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♪ If he loses it,
then holy shit ♪
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♪ Dude wop ♪
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♪ And we will have
a lot of fun ♪
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♪ For Todd will be, will be,
will be, The Pure Evil One ♪
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♪ Dude wop, d-dude wop ♪
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♪ A plan, what an awesome
fuckin' plan! ♪
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♪ Dude wop, dude ♪
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♪ No more beating his meat ♪
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♪ No more whacking his snake ♪
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♪ Gotta get him some muff ♪
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♪ Get him totally laid ♪
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♪ Dude wop, d-dude wop ♪
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Loser.
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Look I didn't
imagine it.
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Hannah The Phantom attacked
me last night in bed,
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while I was...reading.
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If the Phantom is back,
she may have the Book,
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so let's split up
and find her.
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Kill her
with no mercy!
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Whoa, that's
a bit extreme.
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You still don't have feelings
for that psycho, do you?
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No, of course not.
We're so done.
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Good boy.
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♪
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♪ I'm so torn
I'm almost numb ♪
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♪ Caught between two
girls and a tongue ♪
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♪ This is some freaky
shit but I must admit ♪
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♪ I never stopped
loving you ♪
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♪
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♪ Please don't be
afraid of me ♪
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♪ I'm the girl you love
Hannah B ♪
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♪ Don't let Charlotte
off the hook ♪
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♪ She used
that evil Book ♪
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♪ And stole my identity ♪
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♪ Identity ♪
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♪ Is this the truth
or is this a lie? ♪
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♪ Oh, Curtis, just
look into my eyes. ♪
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♪ Love is heaven,
love is hell ♪
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♪ Will these feelings last? ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪
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♪ Gotta give you
this ultimatum ♪
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♪ I'm so bored
with masturbation ♪
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♪ I want to hold you tenderly
Pleasure you orally ♪
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♪ What will your answer be? ♪
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♪ You're gonna have
to accept it Todd ♪
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♪ You're my friend
and that is all ♪
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♪ We're not two birds
of a feather ♪
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♪ We'll never flock together ♪
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♪ Why can't you let me go? ♪
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♪ Love is heaven,
love is hell ♪
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♪ Will these feelings last? ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪
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♪ I used the Book to
get what I want ♪
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♪ There's one major glitch
That's driving me nuts ♪
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♪ Everyone is singing with
so much passion ♪
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♪ I fucking hate musicals ♪
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♪ So proletarian! ♪
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♪
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♪ Got to take it up a notch ♪
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♪ Before my plan is botched ♪
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♪ I'll frame Hannah for it
She'll be in such deep shit ♪
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♪ Here comes that
old evil feeling ♪
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♪ Once again! ♪
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♪
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♪ Sad and unloved is what I am ♪
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♪ Jenny banished me
to loser land ♪
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♪
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♪ Gonna die a lonely dude ♪
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♪
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♪ Whoa I think my dick
just moved ♪
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♪ Who the hell is that? ♪
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♪ Love is heaven,
love is hell ♪
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♪ Will these feelings last? ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪
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♪ It takes the good
and bad right out of me ♪
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♪ To make you see ♪
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♪ That you're (not)
my destiny ♪
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I, Hannah The
Phantom, did this.
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P.S.: I also have the Book.
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Looks like all signs
point to her.
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The blow dart, the
severed tongue, the note.
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Dude, your
ex-girlfriend is sick.
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Maybe someone's
framing her.
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Kill her with no mercy!
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Whoa, that's
a bit extreme.
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Okay guys,
let's move out.
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Todd, you can
come with me,
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as long as you
don't talk about us.
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Thanks, but I'm
okay on my own.
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Since when?
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Look on the
bright side sweetie.
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Now you know what
kind of girl she is.
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A total insane psycho.
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♪
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♪ Hey. ♪
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♪ Todd is my name. ♪
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♪ Hi, I'm Nikki. ♪
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♪ Nikki Kane. ♪
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♪ Don't think I've
seen you around before. ♪
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♪ Oh, I've seen you,
many times for sure. ♪
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♪ Do you feel like
hanging out? ♪
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♪ Got a better idea
let's make out! ♪
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♪
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♪ Never thought
I'd feel this way ♪
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♪ About a girl that
wasn't Jenny ♪
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♪ Big old boner's pointing
up to my navel ♪
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♪ My navel ♪
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♪ Guess it means I'm horny ♪
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♪ I'm horny like the devil ♪
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♪
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♪ I can't fight it
Don't wanna hide it ♪
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♪ Being horny makes me horny ♪
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♪
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♪ Here's a story ♪
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♪ About a kid who's horny ♪
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♪ for you! ♪
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♪
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♪ Why do I care if
he's forgotten me? ♪
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♪ Are these pangs of jealousy? ♪
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♪ Something doesn't
seem on the level ♪
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♪ Am I feeling ♪
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♪ horny
like the devil? ♪
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♪
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♪ Wish I could fight it ♪
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♪ Wish I could hide it ♪
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♪ Being horny makes me horny ♪
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♪
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♪ Here's a story ♪
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♪ About a girl
who's horny ♪
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♪ for Todd? ♪
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♪
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Is that who
I think it is?
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♪
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Nah it couldn't be.
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♪
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♪ Young love
I remember so well ♪
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♪ She was hot ♪
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♪ She made my nut sack swell ♪
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♪ I'm a tits and ass
kinda fellow ♪
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♪ 24-7 ♪
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♪ I'm horny like the devil ♪
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♪
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Yeah...
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♪ I can't fight it ♪
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♪ Don't wanna
hide it ♪
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♪ Being horny makes me horny ♪
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♪ Here's a story ♪
What...
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♪ about a dude
who's horny ♪
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♪ all the time! ♪
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♪
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♪ We can't fight it ♪
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♪ Don't wanna
hide it ♪
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♪ Being horny makes us horny ♪
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♪
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♪ Here's a story ♪
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♪ About
being horny ♪
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♪ that's us! ♪
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♪
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♪ Here I sit at this piano ♪
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♪ Introspective
and kind of mellow ♪
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♪
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♪ Sadness in my veins
and in my balls ♪
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♪ and ball veins ♪
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♪ Tell me father can you
take away my pain ♪
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♪ You're an idiot and
a bottom feeder ♪
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♪ You call yourself
the Hooded Leader ♪
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♪ But you are not and
you never will be ♪
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♪ So cry your tears
you little pansy ♪
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♪ It's a lie. it's a lie
I won't cry ♪
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♪ No more tears from me ♪
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♪ No more tears to you ♪
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♪ No more tears in my eyes ♪
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♪ Tired of feeling blue ♪
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♪ No more tears ♪
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♪ no more tears ♪
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00:14:38,757 --> 00:14:42,059
♪ No more whore sucking,
cock-porking, shit-fucking ♪
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♪ teeeeeaaaaaaaarsssss! ♪
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(slamming on piano)
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♪ Maybe one more. ♪
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♪ One more tear, ♪
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♪ I'm crying one more tear ♪
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♪ From me to ♪
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♪ you... ♪
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♪
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When are we gonna kill
this crazy asshole?
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The time is right.
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♪
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♪ A flame from the darkness
has set fire to my soul ♪
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I have Charlotte,
meet me in the theater, Hannah.
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♪ A journey into madness
Down a twisted road ♪
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Curtis save me!
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♪ Who's the real
Phantom, who is not? ♪
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I got your note!
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♪ Who's Hannah B and
who's Charlotte? ♪
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Why don't you
just tell us?
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♪ Phantom me Phantom you ♪
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♪ Who is lying
who got screwed? ♪
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♪ Let's put an end
to this sordid mess ♪
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♪ Let's have ourselves
a Curtis test ♪
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♪
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Curtis question
number one:
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His favorite
heavy metal song?
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♪
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Witches and Bitches
is the answer
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Name of the band's
Satan Has Cancer.
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What is Curtis'
middle name?
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Richard, Roger,
John or James?
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James!
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John!
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Oh, too bad,
what a shame
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Curtis doesn't have
a middle name.
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My parents couldn't be bothered
but I am fond of the name Roger.
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Final question
number three:
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Curtis is failing science,
math or history?
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Math!
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Science!
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♪
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Answer is
he's failing all three.
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♪ Guess it's community
college for me ♪
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♪ How are we
ever gonna find out ♪
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00:16:39,848 --> 00:16:43,284
♪ who's the Phantom
and who's not? ♪
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Ahhhhhhhh!
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00:16:45,103 --> 00:16:47,555
♪ I admit it! ♪
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♪ I'm the real Phantom ♪
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♪ I can't take any
more singing ♪
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00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:55,595
I fucking
hate musicals!
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♪
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00:17:00,982 --> 00:17:02,332
Damn it
I'm out of darts!
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00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:03,378
(Beeping)
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00:17:03,401 --> 00:17:05,369
Whoa, I have a cutlery
compartment?!
316
00:17:05,355 --> 00:17:07,223
I know how much
you love to eat.
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00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:09,148
Wow, you really
do know me.
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00:17:09,169 --> 00:17:11,821
Let's end this now bitch!
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00:17:11,748 --> 00:17:14,633
♪ Bitch!
You better back off now ♪
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00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,284
♪ Bitch!
I'll gut you like a cow ♪
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00:17:17,228 --> 00:17:19,646
♪ You think you can
steal my man? ♪
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00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:22,351
♪ Got news for you,
bitch, you can't! ♪
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00:17:22,306 --> 00:17:23,356
♪ Now die! ♪
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♪ Die! Die! Die! ♪
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00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:33,026
♪ Diiiiiiieeeee! ♪
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00:17:32,976 --> 00:17:34,976
(screaming)
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00:18:00,406 --> 00:18:01,573
My tongue's back!
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00:18:01,559 --> 00:18:02,726
Yay.
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00:18:02,922 --> 00:18:04,823
Charlotte?
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00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:06,430
Are you okay?
331
00:18:12,214 --> 00:18:14,015
Somebody
say something.
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00:18:14,008 --> 00:18:15,359
♪
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♪ Phantom gone
dead by light ♪
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00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:21,908
♪ Bye bye Phantom ♪
335
00:18:21,795 --> 00:18:23,429
♪ Phantom
good night! ♪
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00:18:29,598 --> 00:18:31,482
It's good to have
you back, Hannah.
337
00:18:31,536 --> 00:18:33,504
I'm just glad everything's
returned to normal.
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00:18:33,491 --> 00:18:36,610
Yeah, and the best part is,
now Charlotte is gone, we don't have
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00:18:36,584 --> 00:18:37,333
to sing anymore.
340
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,301
Oh, just one more?
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00:18:42,832 --> 00:18:44,432
♪
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00:18:48,775 --> 00:18:52,095
♪ I'm so sorry
I fell for her tricks ♪
343
00:18:51,996 --> 00:18:54,497
♪ She gave me a hand-job ♪
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00:18:54,511 --> 00:18:56,629
♪ I swear that's it ♪
345
00:18:56,626 --> 00:19:00,262
♪ I didn't know you
as well as I thought ♪
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00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,700
♪ For that I'm so sorry ♪
347
00:19:01,737 --> 00:19:03,388
Wait did you
say hand-job?
348
00:19:03,355 --> 00:19:06,074
♪
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00:19:06,015 --> 00:19:09,351
♪ I'm so sorry
Gonna leave you alone ♪
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00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:13,118
♪ Got a new girl that wants
to chew on my bone ♪
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00:19:13,033 --> 00:19:15,184
♪
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00:19:15,164 --> 00:19:19,050
♪ I'm so sorry
I missed my chance ♪
353
00:19:18,944 --> 00:19:22,447
♪ Guess it's too late
you're in love with a skank ♪
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00:19:22,389 --> 00:19:23,989
♪
355
00:19:28,238 --> 00:19:31,940
♪ So so sorry
so sincerely sorry ♪
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00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:35,411
♪ Let's make a brand new start ♪
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♪
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00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:43,878
♪ I'm so sorry
for being crazy and mad ♪
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00:19:43,811 --> 00:19:47,864
♪ I promise you I'll be
a better leader and man ♪
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00:19:47,768 --> 00:19:49,835
♪
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00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:53,470
♪ We're so sorry
but it's come to this♪
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00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,427
♪ We must kill him ♪
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00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,527
♪ After we drink ♪
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00:19:56,579 --> 00:19:58,179
♪
365
00:20:08,692 --> 00:20:11,527
♪ Fuck yoooooou! ♪
366
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,749
♪ I'm not soooooorry! ♪
367
00:20:14,668 --> 00:20:18,170
♪ Fuck yoooooou! ♪
368
00:20:18,081 --> 00:20:20,014
♪ Fuck you! ♪
369
00:20:20,004 --> 00:20:22,188
♪ Fuck, Fuck, Fuck ♪
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00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:25,452
♪ Fuuuuuuuuuuck ♪
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♪ Yoooooooooou! ♪
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