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♪ Happy happy birthday! ♪
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♪ Happy happy birthday! ♪
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♪ Today is your
birthday, yay yay yay! ♪
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This is the
best birthday ever.
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Who am I kidding, every birthday
is the best birthday ever.
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Look at those
heathens.
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Reveling
in their sin.
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They look happy, it must be
nice to celebrate a birthday.
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You know that's against our
religion Martha Ruth Miriam
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Margret.
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Give it a rest
Kimberly Ann Mary Jane.
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Even to suggest
celebrating is blasphemy.
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Yeah I get it
Stephanie Faith Susan Marie.
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I just wanna know what it
feels like to have a birthday.
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It feels like a sin
a big smelly sin.
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Birthdays are nothing but a
celebration of greed and pride.
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Come along Stephanie Faith
Marie a glass of unpasteurized
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badger's milk will
settle your nerves.
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Birthday
shoes?
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I love them!
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This is
awesome.
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But it just looks
like so much fun.
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Volo...totus...natalis!
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Happy 63 hours
til your birthday!
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Please don't
remind me.
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Why so scared?
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Well, my birthday's on Thursday,
and Todd throws me a surprise
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party
every year.
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Aw.
That's sweet.
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It's not.
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When Todd threw me my first
surprise party, he thought it
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would be funny if we
lit our farts on fire.
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But my burning fart went back
inside me and burned my in-bum.
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I was 8.
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One bad party
isn't such a big deal.
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The year after that was
the petting zoo stampede.
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The next year,
heat stroke.
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Snake bite, coma, locked in
a dumpster the list goes on.
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I just want something simple
like birthday shoes.
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Okay gang, it's time
to talk Curtis!
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It's his birthday on Thursday
and I have a history
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of throwing him wicked
surprise parties.
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Like one time his parents
wouldn't get him a dog, so I
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captured a wild coyote,
and hid it in his closet
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to surprise
him.
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We named
him Growly.
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If it's okay with you, Todd,
I was thinking that maybe
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this year we could plan
something a little less...
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Dangerous?
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No wait
I'm sorry, stupid?
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What's dangerous and
stupid about this?
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Am I reading
that correctly?
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Okay...
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Curtis
loves turkey.
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So we load him up and take
him on a scenic hike along the
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jagged cliffs
of Crowley Gorge.
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Seems
dangerous.
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And stupid.
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I was thinking I could
help plan the party.
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You know,
as Curtis' girlfriend.
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No offense Hannah, but I think I
know Curtis a little bit better
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than
you do.
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For example: This year I'm
getting him a taco bong
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for his
birthday.
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What?
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You're probably getting
him a science textbook.
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It was signed
by the author.
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I don't care, I'm
co-planning this party.
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You can co-plan as much as you
want but we'll just have to see
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who's ideas
he likes more.
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We're working
together.
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No,
we're not.
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Good luck,
Hannah.
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I think this is gonna
be a lot of fun for you.
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Hey guys,
what's up?
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Nothing!
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Nothing.
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Gus is turning 100 on Thursday,
and we made him a birthday card!
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Of all the Satanic activities
you geezers could be doing,
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you
choose this?
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Gus has contributed tremendously
to this society...
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Back in
the Dark Ages.
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Look what this
society has become!
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It is stuck in the past, we
need to think of the future.
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If Satanism is to prosper and
persevere we need new blood.
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You want us to get
blood transfusions?
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No, I want to recruit
young people into the society!
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You don't
mean teenagers??
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Oooh scary,
isn't it?
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(Chatter)
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Silence!
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If I'm to become the Pure Evil
One which is who I will be
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I will need an army that is
strong and obedient.
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And you old geezer
farts are neither.
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But what will
become of us?
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Oh just keep doing
what you always do.
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Jack shit!
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He's still gonna
sign Gus' card right?
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Sweet
birthday shoes.
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Aren't they
gorgeous?
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I can't decide whether to
wear them or suck them off!
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Hey,
Lacey!
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See you tonight at
your birthday party!
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You know it,
Troy!
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I'm gonna get
totally drunk!
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Oww!
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Oww!
I'm counting on it.
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♪ Happy happy birthday. ♪
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♪ Happy happy birthday. ♪
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♪ Today it is your birthday. ♪
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♪ Yay yay yay yay yay! ♪
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What the hell
is that?
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It's your
birthday cake, silly.
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Aren't you one of those
creepy religious chicks?
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Don't you want
your birthday cake?
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I don't think so,
boner poison...
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(growling)
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(screaming)
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I said I'm getting an ice
sculpture for the party,
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Todd said he's getting
a fire sculpture!
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It sounds like Todd's taking
this party planning rivalry
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pretty
seriously.
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What
rivalry?
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We're working
together.
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Listen, if you wanna
upstage Todd, just offer Curtis
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something
Todd can't.
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I already made
him a robot arm.
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I mean a party for two
if you know what I mean.
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Party for two, you
and Todd aren't coming?
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Okay, so you don't
know what I mean.
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I'm talking about an
intimate kind of party.
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Yeah, just the four of us
it's not like I'm gonna
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invite the whole
school.
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I'm talking about
sex, Hannah.
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I'm not ready
to have sex.
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I don't want Curtis
to think I'm easy.
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No offense.
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Somebody left their
shoes in the hall.
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And their feet
in their shoes.
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So, Troy just to confirm your
great grandfather and father
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were Satanists and it
says you're also one.
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What can I say,
Satan rocks.
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He sure does.
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Here's what
I'm proposing.
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I have a vision a grand vision
of a new, youthful Satanic
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Society and I think you'd
make a perfect recruit.
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Thanks,
Mr. M.
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May I add, you have fabulous
muscles what do you bench?
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Two fifty.
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I bet
that's a lot.
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Plus the chicks love me 'cause
I'm hung like a donkey
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with a
big dick.
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(laughing)
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So, Troy...
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I'd be thrilled if you'd help me
find a certain magical Book that
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grants me
absolute power.
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And uh...
Destroy all my enemies.
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Sounds
pretty cool.
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And you'll recruit
all your friends?
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You have friends, right?
You look like you have friends.
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Everyone loves
their boy Troy.
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How could
they not?
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Welcome
aboard.
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Don't you
worry.
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Your boy Troy who is who
I am won't let you down.
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You and I will do great
things together, Troy.
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Oh, happy birthday
by the way.
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Thanks.
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Check out my
birthday shoes.
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Styling!
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Hey, Troy if you're not doing
anything for your birthday I can
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take you out for dinner so
we can discuss Satanism?
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Yeah sure.
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Do you
like pizza?
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I like pizza so much I can't
decide whether to eat it
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or suck
it off!
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(laughing)
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Later,
Mr. M.
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Later Troy,
8 o'clock at the Slice King.
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Suck off
a pizza.
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I wonder whose body
these feet belong to.
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They're
Lacey's.
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I'd know those
fresh kicks anywhere.
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Huh?
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Girls check out each
other's shoes, okay?
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Allow me
to investigate.
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Dude, that's
kinda gross.
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Not to mention
completely unsanitary.
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That's blood.
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That's icing.
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That's wax.
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What has blood,
icing and wax?
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A delicious
surfboard!
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Come on guys, we know
a delicious surfboard
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didn't do this, it must
be the work of the Book!
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Well this is gonna have
to wait until after
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Curtis'
surprise party.
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It's not a surprise if
you say it out loud.
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Me-ow!
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Yay.
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Happy birthday,
Troy.
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Are you my
birthday present?
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Nice!
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I've had a thing for older
broads since things got weird
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between me
and my step mom.
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Let me just wash my
dick, it's pretty sweaty.
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Coach pushed
us hard today.
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And your boy Troy
is very hygienic.
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I have
a better idea.
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(Growling)
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Aaaaaaaaaah!
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(Screaming)
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Happy birthday
to me!
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That's some
good birthday.
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(Screaming)
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More
severed feet!
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What are you
doing here, Atticus?
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Yeah and why
are you crying?
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I know it's hard to believe
but I do have a heart
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and it's
broken.
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You knew
this guy?
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His name
was Troy...
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Okay...
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and he was a very
special boy.
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Now all that's left of
him is his birthday shoes.
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I waited all night at the pizza
parlour the waiter kept asking
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me if I wanted
to order.
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Just more bread-sticks
please he's on his way,
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he's on
his way.
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Nobody
understands...
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We don't have time for this,
we've a birthday bash to plan.
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I think you mean I have
a birthday bash to plan.
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Have you ever thought that maybe
Curtis doesn't actually like
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your birthday parties and
he's too scared to tell you?
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Me-ow!
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I think my best friend would
tell me if my ideas suck balls
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Hannah, I tell him
all the time.
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Hmm...
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Huh...
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Hmmm...
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Haaaa...
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Ha okay...
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As much as I enjoy
watching you two fight,
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we've got
bigger fish to fry.
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Like how bout that pair
of severed feet?
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Jenny's right.
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Let's call
a truce?
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For now.
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We're on the
same team, Todd!
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For now.
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Troy is dead,
father!
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Troy!!!!
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The future
of Satanism!
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Troy was nothing, do not forget
your mission Atticus you are
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meant to find
the book.
256
00:11:13,616 --> 00:11:16,902
The book, the book must've
had something to do with
257
00:11:16,837 --> 00:11:17,804
Troy's
murder.
258
00:11:19,561 --> 00:11:22,513
Don't you see father, that's why
I'm obsessing about the boy's
259
00:11:22,510 --> 00:11:23,944
death it's all
about the book.
260
00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:28,789
Oh I humbly apologize
Atticus I guess I just assumed.
261
00:11:28,662 --> 00:11:31,748
That's right father you did
assume, and all too quickly.
262
00:11:31,628 --> 00:11:34,445
And I suppose you've checked
your spy cameras for footage of
263
00:11:34,399 --> 00:11:37,734
Troy's murder and there's no
need for me to bring that up?
264
00:11:40,745 --> 00:11:43,380
Spy cameras, why
didn't I think of that?
265
00:11:44,174 --> 00:11:47,059
Of course I checked the spy
cameras, I'm not stupid!
266
00:11:49,013 --> 00:11:50,947
You know just
what I need.
267
00:11:50,951 --> 00:11:52,786
And I need
it bad, baby.
268
00:11:52,794 --> 00:11:54,412
Another birthday.
269
00:11:54,445 --> 00:11:55,662
Another birthday.
270
00:11:55,678 --> 00:11:58,147
Martha-Ruth-
Miriam-Margaret?
271
00:12:00,422 --> 00:12:02,256
What happened
to your face?
272
00:12:02,281 --> 00:12:03,381
You look
like a gran.
273
00:12:03,339 --> 00:12:04,955
Did you bring
me a present?
274
00:12:04,956 --> 00:12:06,256
Is it a birthday?
275
00:12:06,270 --> 00:12:08,271
I love birthdays!
276
00:12:08,257 --> 00:12:10,876
We don't
celebrate them, remember?
277
00:12:10,837 --> 00:12:13,405
You don't,
but I do!
278
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,934
I celebrate lots of em!
Every day oh, yes!
279
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,435
Happy birthday
to me!
280
00:12:17,423 --> 00:12:20,558
Martha-Ruth-Miriam-Margaret,
you've gone birthday crazy!
281
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,050
Fudge you!
282
00:12:22,021 --> 00:12:25,358
It's not what I look like on the
outside, it's what I feel like
283
00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:26,457
on the inside
that matters!
284
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,145
Loved!
285
00:12:27,149 --> 00:12:27,866
Admired!
286
00:12:27,935 --> 00:12:28,785
Celebrated!
287
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,634
You need
help!
288
00:12:30,627 --> 00:12:34,096
I do not, what I need is another
birthday and fast!
289
00:12:34,039 --> 00:12:34,906
You don't
have one?
290
00:12:34,937 --> 00:12:36,053
I'll pay,
anything!
291
00:12:41,459 --> 00:12:43,793
Jimmy, I'm in the market for
confiscated fireworks could you
292
00:12:43,766 --> 00:12:44,616
help a
dude out?
293
00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:46,046
Help
yourself bro.
294
00:12:46,025 --> 00:12:46,875
Thanks!
295
00:12:46,922 --> 00:12:48,590
What are
they for?
296
00:12:48,605 --> 00:12:51,324
For Curtis' birthday, I'm gonna
make him a pair of exploding
297
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:52,880
underwear.
298
00:12:52,883 --> 00:12:56,318
I just haven't figured out how
I'm gonna make it a surprise?
299
00:12:56,200 --> 00:13:00,253
I know, I'll chloroform him then
when he's unconscious slip them
300
00:13:00,126 --> 00:13:02,127
on, do you have
any chloroform?
301
00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:03,048
Oh yeah
top drawer.
302
00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:04,309
Thanks!
303
00:13:04,341 --> 00:13:06,475
Your birthdays fucking
rock when you're young.
304
00:13:06,504 --> 00:13:10,707
You know my best birthday
was right around your age.
305
00:13:10,606 --> 00:13:13,508
Look though, cherish the moments
dude before you know it your
306
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:16,427
best years will slip right
from you fast then you know it.
307
00:13:16,406 --> 00:13:19,208
Geez Jimmy that's
like really dark.
308
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:21,581
Sorry dude, it's
just one of those days.
309
00:13:21,597 --> 00:13:23,565
My fucking floor
buffer's fucked up.
310
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,321
Yeah man
that sucks, gotta go.
311
00:13:25,299 --> 00:13:28,702
I was rocking out and I didn't
even notice all the shoes and I
312
00:13:28,632 --> 00:13:30,349
buffed right
over them.
313
00:13:30,347 --> 00:13:31,313
Wait.
314
00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:33,374
Did you
say shoes?
315
00:13:33,359 --> 00:13:37,212
People should be more careful
where they leave their shit.
316
00:13:37,365 --> 00:13:42,019
Lacey, Troy and now
the Argento triplets.
317
00:13:41,916 --> 00:13:44,000
What ties
them all together?
318
00:13:43,999 --> 00:13:47,201
I can't believe how much this
bakery's charging me for
319
00:13:47,107 --> 00:13:48,574
Curtis' cake.
320
00:13:48,582 --> 00:13:49,999
I told you to CC me on
those emails Hannah!
321
00:13:50,056 --> 00:13:51,590
The baker didn't
do reply all.
322
00:13:51,595 --> 00:13:54,897
Stop blaming all your problems
on the baker, this is no time to
323
00:13:54,831 --> 00:13:56,148
screw around
you know what?
324
00:13:56,209 --> 00:13:57,593
You're off the party
planning committee!
325
00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:58,720
You have
no authority!
326
00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:00,107
Don't make me
pull rank, Hannah!
327
00:14:00,086 --> 00:14:01,437
You have
no rank!
328
00:14:01,497 --> 00:14:04,833
And why are you gluing
fireworks to Curtis' boxers?
329
00:14:04,830 --> 00:14:06,414
It's called a gift,
Hannah.
330
00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:09,168
Guys I love listening to you
fight but can we focus here?
331
00:14:09,124 --> 00:14:10,708
Are those
Lacey's shoes?
332
00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:12,966
Um.
333
00:14:13,082 --> 00:14:15,150
Did you steal shoes
from a dead girl?
334
00:14:15,887 --> 00:14:18,855
It's not like she
can use them.
335
00:14:18,739 --> 00:14:22,174
And my boots get really
worn-out from all the running
336
00:14:22,087 --> 00:14:23,604
and kicking
I do.
337
00:14:23,593 --> 00:14:25,611
And they're really expensive
I could never afford these
338
00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:27,995
I'd probably have
to get them as...
339
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,151
Birthday shoes!
340
00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:30,721
We know Troy died
on his birthday.
341
00:14:30,724 --> 00:14:32,258
And look at the
Argento triplets' shoes!
342
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,164
They must be
birthday shoes too!
343
00:14:34,154 --> 00:14:36,622
And you know what the
crazy thing about triplets is?
344
00:14:36,621 --> 00:14:38,121
They have
the same birthday!
345
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,412
Someone is using the Book to
kill students on their birthday!
346
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,199
Oh no...
347
00:14:43,127 --> 00:14:44,560
Curtis...
348
00:14:46,972 --> 00:14:49,507
I can't believe I'm
gonna die today.
349
00:14:49,439 --> 00:14:51,941
I'm so not
prepared for this.
350
00:14:51,908 --> 00:14:53,692
Dude you're
not dying today.
351
00:14:53,735 --> 00:14:56,119
Not when you've got an
awesome birthday bash to attend.
352
00:14:56,138 --> 00:14:58,072
Yeah too bad
I'll miss that.
353
00:14:58,044 --> 00:15:00,446
No you're not gonna
miss your surprise party.
354
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:02,600
Here's the plan
Hannah and I will go look
355
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:05,330
for the Book, Todd, don't let
Curtis out of your sight.
356
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,472
Right I'm on
death watch!
357
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,824
Let's call it
Curtis watch.
358
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:13,975
If I'm gonna die I wanna
die with a full stomach.
359
00:15:13,924 --> 00:15:14,990
Let's go to
the cafeteria.
360
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:16,198
Okay.
361
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,432
One
last time.
362
00:15:20,013 --> 00:15:21,581
My boy...
363
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,868
My beautiful boy!
364
00:15:23,843 --> 00:15:25,493
I've got
you now...
365
00:15:25,493 --> 00:15:27,894
murderer
of Troy!
366
00:15:27,865 --> 00:15:29,799
She's getting
older...
367
00:15:29,787 --> 00:15:32,472
Somehow the girl with the
cake ages every time someone
368
00:15:32,368 --> 00:15:34,185
is eaten.
369
00:15:34,115 --> 00:15:36,231
This could
be useful.
370
00:15:40,876 --> 00:15:43,428
The party's not canceled, I'm
not gonna let the Book ruin
371
00:15:43,391 --> 00:15:44,775
my plans
of upstaging Todd!
372
00:15:44,738 --> 00:15:46,872
And you don't
want Curtis to die.
373
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,288
Yeah
that too.
374
00:15:48,263 --> 00:15:51,098
I knew birthdays
would be the ruin of her.
375
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,851
Poor Martha-Ruth-
Miriam-Margaret?
376
00:15:52,878 --> 00:15:54,378
She's fallen
from grace.
377
00:15:54,561 --> 00:15:56,528
Tell us what you know,
make it quick!
378
00:15:56,515 --> 00:15:58,415
A birthday boy's
life depends on it!
379
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:01,326
Where is the
birthday boy?
380
00:16:01,243 --> 00:16:03,394
Martha-Ruth-
Miriam-Margaret?
381
00:16:03,373 --> 00:16:05,041
Is that you?
382
00:16:05,039 --> 00:16:07,241
Now you look like
a gran-gran!
383
00:16:07,219 --> 00:16:09,804
Martha-Ruth stay away
from my boyfriend!
384
00:16:09,815 --> 00:16:11,882
But why on earth
would I do that?
385
00:16:11,866 --> 00:16:16,135
After all, I have to give
the boy his...deathday cake!
386
00:16:16,032 --> 00:16:17,132
(laughing)
387
00:16:17,154 --> 00:16:18,554
That old hag's
trying to get Curtis!
388
00:16:18,948 --> 00:16:21,767
With all this running I'm really
glad I swiped these shoes!
389
00:16:34,154 --> 00:16:35,488
We have
to go!
390
00:16:35,484 --> 00:16:37,918
Martha-Ruth is using the
Book to steal birthdays!
391
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,339
And all those birthdays are
adding up, each of the victims
392
00:16:40,308 --> 00:16:42,391
was 17,
17 times 5 is 85.
393
00:16:42,373 --> 00:16:46,009
And Martha-Ruth was 17 to begin
with, which means she's...
394
00:16:48,143 --> 00:16:49,677
102!
395
00:16:49,713 --> 00:16:51,714
Which explains her sudden
transformation into a very
396
00:16:51,732 --> 00:16:52,916
old woman!
397
00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:54,467
Also, the Book has
transformed into some sort
398
00:16:54,456 --> 00:16:55,623
of evil
birthday cake.
399
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:58,010
Talk about your
worst birthday ever.
400
00:16:57,982 --> 00:16:59,182
Third worst
birthday.
401
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,184
We have to run until
it's not your birthday.
402
00:17:01,202 --> 00:17:03,103
Happy birthday,
Curtis.
403
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,142
(screaming)
404
00:17:04,151 --> 00:17:06,369
Birthdays
are the best!
405
00:17:06,346 --> 00:17:08,614
You feel like you're
on top of the world!
406
00:17:08,589 --> 00:17:10,557
Listen to me, Martha-Ruth
your body can't take
407
00:17:10,512 --> 00:17:11,979
another
birthday.
408
00:17:11,954 --> 00:17:13,955
Yeah, you've stolen enough
birthdays, you birthday slut!
409
00:17:13,941 --> 00:17:14,725
I want it.
410
00:17:14,806 --> 00:17:15,806
I NEED it.
411
00:17:15,799 --> 00:17:18,218
Give him to me!
412
00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:18,972
No!
413
00:17:20,143 --> 00:17:21,093
Get out of here!
414
00:17:21,104 --> 00:17:21,670
Back!
415
00:17:21,697 --> 00:17:22,197
Back!
416
00:17:22,226 --> 00:17:23,593
Ha!
417
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:24,453
(Screaming)
418
00:17:24,484 --> 00:17:26,603
(laughing)
419
00:17:26,552 --> 00:17:28,336
Happy
birthday Gus!
420
00:17:29,421 --> 00:17:31,789
You call this
a birthday bash?
421
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,761
It's just a couple
of dumb ass kids...
422
00:17:36,535 --> 00:17:38,969
And this hot piece
of keister!
423
00:17:38,938 --> 00:17:40,589
Wheel
me over!
424
00:17:40,621 --> 00:17:42,655
It would be
my pleasure.
425
00:17:46,213 --> 00:17:49,064
I've never seen a
cake like this before.
426
00:17:51,421 --> 00:17:52,904
Ahhhh!
427
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,114
(laughing)
428
00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:56,874
It's okay
Jenny.
429
00:17:56,837 --> 00:17:57,703
Stop it!
430
00:18:00,683 --> 00:18:03,668
(laughing)
431
00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:04,699
(burp)
432
00:18:08,229 --> 00:18:10,998
So many
birthdays!
433
00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:13,254
So many
birthdays!
434
00:18:13,229 --> 00:18:15,613
It's overwhelming!
435
00:18:20,247 --> 00:18:21,147
The Book!
436
00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:27,482
We really need to
buy a butterfly net.
437
00:18:31,608 --> 00:18:33,660
Thanks for saving
my life Atticus.
438
00:18:33,659 --> 00:18:38,379
If that's what I
did, it wasn't for you.
439
00:18:38,258 --> 00:18:39,291
It was
for Troy.
440
00:18:39,283 --> 00:18:41,001
(Sobbing)
441
00:18:40,998 --> 00:18:42,247
Troy!
442
00:18:42,248 --> 00:18:44,917
Atticus is acting
weirder than normal.
443
00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:47,745
Hannah's right we better start
keeping a closer watch on him.
444
00:18:47,745 --> 00:18:48,745
(Throat clear)
445
00:18:48,738 --> 00:18:50,588
We have that
thing tomorrow.
446
00:18:50,581 --> 00:18:51,731
Oh right.
447
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:52,965
What are you
guys talking about?
448
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:53,915
Nothing!
449
00:18:58,897 --> 00:19:00,615
You guys did
this for me?
450
00:19:00,612 --> 00:19:01,612
It was
all Hannah.
451
00:19:01,638 --> 00:19:02,938
But my birthday
was yesterday.
452
00:19:02,983 --> 00:19:05,068
We were a little busy
with the birthday cake
453
00:19:05,066 --> 00:19:06,583
trying to
eat you...
454
00:19:06,589 --> 00:19:10,192
And I don't see anything
that could maim or injure me.
455
00:19:10,098 --> 00:19:14,151
Hannah, I'm the luckiest guy
in the...Holy titty nipples!
456
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,006
Corn chips!
457
00:19:18,495 --> 00:19:20,846
Happy birthday,
Curtis.
458
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,319
Birthday
shoes!
459
00:19:22,324 --> 00:19:24,575
Those are
Troy's birthday shoes.
460
00:19:24,551 --> 00:19:27,236
Cool, everyone loved
the Troy Boy.
461
00:19:27,227 --> 00:19:29,996
Hey I got something
that'll top that.
462
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,988
Get ready for one of my
famous Todd birthday surprises.
463
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,148
I knew this was
too good to be true.
464
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:35,842
Ha!
465
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,898
Yeah!
466
00:19:37,899 --> 00:19:40,968
A one night only Barbarian
Apocalypse world
467
00:19:40,864 --> 00:19:42,932
fucking
reunion baby!
468
00:19:42,914 --> 00:19:44,665
Awesome!
But we haven't practiced.
469
00:19:44,662 --> 00:19:48,548
That's why...
I got this.
470
00:19:48,475 --> 00:19:50,476
A taco bong?!
471
00:19:51,422 --> 00:19:52,557
How did
you know?
472
00:19:52,561 --> 00:19:54,879
Alright dude,
let's rock!
473
00:19:54,852 --> 00:19:56,970
Wait, I have one more
gift for Curtis.
474
00:20:19,465 --> 00:20:22,467
Okay,
now let's rock!
475
00:20:22,413 --> 00:20:24,146
One two
three four!
476
00:20:24,128 --> 00:20:25,728
♪
477
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,463
They're not
that bad!
478
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:26,326
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